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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:59 pm |
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Hello again, Eaters and Eatresses. Been a while. I was living a peaceful and happy life, after I last put Eater behind me. No lads to purnish, no guymen to slap, no piggies to report. I got a good job, met a wonderful woman - I was on toppa the world, ma! Livin' the life.
Then yesterday, I found out that an old pet of Dr. Mike, Dharma and myself had shown life signs.
And so it begins. There is nothing I can do, I am forced to bait him. Sigh.
Bottomline, I'm back, at least for a little while. Sorry about that. The bad news is, that I'm getting older, so my sanity will vaporize faster than it used to. The good news is, that we have very good mental institutions in my country.
Anyway, nothing to see here. Carry on. |
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I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
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bikeatl77
** WARNED **
Joined: 17 Nov 2018
Posts: 1012
Location: Emptying one of my dehumidifiers...somewhere
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Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:09 pm |
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LOL.This is a classic case study as to why you never burn lads. Some of these mouth breathers come crawling back for more even if it is years and years later. Sadly, they have probably been scamming ever since but that is no reason to not take advantage of their desperation now. I hope you make them suffer  |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:02 am |
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Well, this one was a special gem. Search the forum for 'Rushforth', and enjoy the ride. 
Long story short, he was stranded for 6 months in Chad without money, and a broken leg. It was Dharma and Dr Mikes who did it really, I only came in towards the end as the High Inquisitor of TWAT, in a failed attempt to send in a team of special trained monks to rescue him. Pity. But for some reason, since then I've been the one he came back to and begged... I'm not sure why, but it just may be because I kinda promised him a big, fat compensation...
Anyway, we'll see what will come out of it. Travelling is out of the question for the time being, but I'm sure there are other ways to vex him... |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:15 am |
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That's one hell of way to reappear, Dane, so welcome back... Rushforth? Holy shit on a shingle! Give him Hell, Helvete, Gehenna, Sheol, and any any infernal regions that you can think of. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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bikeatl77
** WARNED **
Joined: 17 Nov 2018
Posts: 1012
Location: Emptying one of my dehumidifiers...somewhere
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:17 am |
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LOL, is this the bait where the lad tried to stiff the taxi driver and then the driver more or less simply ran over the deadbeat with his car? I remember all the commentary about how badly he was stitched up. Something about needing to rebreak it to heal properly but the doctors didn't bother with any of that. In the end the lad had one leg that was an inch or two shorter than the other. If that was the same bait I think it happened in Chad somewhere and the doctor that was being kind eventual got fed up with him. Oh the memories! Break his other leg when and if you have a chance  |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:38 am |
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Welcome back, Dane!!
And damn, this means our 14 step program to wean people off baiting is a complete failure.
Go make some lads cry |
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Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW)  6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:32 am |
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| LOL, is this the bait where the lad tried to stiff the taxi driver and then the driver more or less simply ran over the deadbeat with his car? |
The same!
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Welcome back, Dane!!
And damn, this means our 14 step program to wean people off baiting is a complete failure.
Go make some lads cry |
Thanks, toots! I'll do me very best!  |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:09 am |
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Welcome back, how is life in Norway? |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:04 am |
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^ Dr. Mike tells me it's the same ol' song, fermented herring and home distilled aquavite. How is prison, and how much if your sentence is left? (I suppose that a parole for good behaviour is out of the question). |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:31 pm |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:58 pm |
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Any chance you can mail me a few cases of Tuborg Classic? My usual sources have all but dried up.
And welcome back eh? |
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
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F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:31 pm |
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Sorry, you'll probably have to stick to these for a while...
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:36 pm |
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Anyone feeling sunny today? Well, Fae is back. I've missed you all.
Edit: What can I do to help? |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:41 am |
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Hello TheDane, nice to see you pop back.
TheFae…...I think most of us here are beyond help. |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:15 am |
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Good to see you back, TheDane! The lad in Chad with the broken leg? Brilliant bait! Fancy him turning up again.
Welcome back, TheFae. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:38 am |
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Holy wheely bins, is this a symptom of the virus, a sudden urge to bait? |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:02 pm |
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^^ I have a feeling our social distancing and shelter-at-home is going to be very, very unfortunate for a whole bunch of lads...  |
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x 322 x1517 John James x67
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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mell652
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Apr 2020
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Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:30 am |
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I think a couple of bottles of wine will do the trick! |
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