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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lad is ready to give up, so a minor miracle is in the works to make this more palatable to him. A compromise on our part of course, but hopefully a big enough carrot on the stick for the lad.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tuesday 11.15 - Just to stress him more:
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Mister Gordon, as Salamu Alaykum!
Tomorrow I have to go in the north of the country to escort two large HVC parcels (to a major client of our company who asked me to join the Delivery Team). We'll probably go back to the warehouse only Thursday afternoon. In these conditions, for the delivery of the package TRK35849**** the days of Friday(03.06), Saturday(03.07), Monday(03.09) and Tuesday(03.10) remain available. Professional deontology forces me to draw your attention once again to the fact that parcels that are neither taken over nor sent back become (from March 11) the property of the company and the abandonment procedure is applied to them.

Mash'Allah!
Emoje

Our lad, to manager Emoje:
Quote:
you should send your phone number and I will send my representative to you to pick it up

WTF? Laughing Laughing Laughing
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12.05 - My local manager wrote to Gordon:
Quote:
Mister Imbecile, Salam!

Let me repeat what I said the other days:
Regarding your "representative" and the delivery of the package to another person, I have to tell you that it is impossible. The recipient (the Receiver) who was authorized to pick up the parcel is that person (Mr. Imbecile Gordon) whose passport copy already exists in our internal records. So, the parcel can only be taken over by mister Imbecile Gordon who must be able to present that passport upon delivery.
Regarding the phone conversations, our Company's Regulations prohibit us from talking directly with clients, because all the communications must be made in writing (by email) and kept in the company's electronic archives. There have been some cases where our clients have claimed that they misunderstood the words of our employees and demanded financial compensation for the discomfort created by misunderstanding. Any such Subsequent Claim is easy to clarify as all communications are presented in the form of an written email.


Because I have the impression that you do not understand my phrases, I will try to reformulate but to use only simple words:
1) The parcel will be taken only by the man named Imbecile Gordon who will have his passport with him (for verification).
2) We do not talk by phone with our clients, because it is prohibited by the Regulations. Only emails.


Mash'Allah!
Emoje

I'm very sure he will be delighted to read my words. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I told the lad my character has control of the package until Saturday when Cornelius comes back, so time is of the essence. I have asked him who is getting the package, is it the original recipient or someone else. He has been told that to change recipients requires written consent of the sender. So far he ignores this question and is pushing for Lagos again.

I told him he needs to share his plan with me or I will proceed with the third party to collect it. Sadly, I have no idea what this person will charge for the service.......

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Let's try to combine all the initial plans:
- tell him that a driver is leaving Accra to Parakou (Benin) and passing through Cotonou.
- tell the idiot that you can arrange for the driver to take also his parcel.
- ask him if he is available to meet the driver in Cotonou. Friday or Saturday.

If the idiot refuses to go to Benin, then on Monday we will pretend that your Doctor sent someone else who took everything.
The money and the package came to another man, in Lagos... if the idiot wants something, he has to go to Lagos.
There are 700 km between Lagos and Abuja, so maybe we can get an internal Safari. Twisted Evil
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14.09 - My manager Emoje wrote to "The Church Comitee":
Quote:
As Salamu Alaykum, dear gentlemen,

I want to inform you that we have a client from Benin who has to take 2 packages from us and who announced that he is coming to Accra on this Friday night. On Saturday morning, our client (Mr. Zalee) will fly directly to Cotonou Airport (in Benin) and from there he will continue his journey to home (in Parakou city) with a car. Since your friend (Mr. Gordon Lad) has only a few days to take his parcel (until the deadline), I could propose to put also his parcel on that plane, following Mr. Gordon to meet with Mr. Zale in the Cotonou airport area and to receive the parcel directly from him. It will be necessary for Mr. Gordon to have his passport and to sign a document stating that he received the parcel in its intact condition.

If you accept this method of delivery, then I will make all the necessary preparations and will notify Mr. Gordon.
Mr. Zalee agreed in principle the idea of meeting with Mr. Gordon, so here things would already be arranged.
Of course, all these arrangements depend on the ability of mr. Gordon to come to Cotonou on this Saturday.


Mash'Allah!
Emoje


If this idiot doesn't even want to come to Cotonou, then we're wasting our time with him.
So, "Dolla-chop" and let's move on to another lad!
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lad has been copied the email chain between the shipper and the two church members. Waiting for his confirmation. This arrangement would hold true to the spirit of the donation, while maintaining the principal of "no documents, no Lagos delivery".
No doubt he will want a phone call since he is so wary of us all.

**************

Silence from the lad. I think he's given up unless we drop it in his lap.

Quote:
I have not heard back from you and it is Wednesday. I am guessing your plans have fallen thru.
Are you able to get to Cotonou or should I send a third party?


If a third party is needed, the lad will be updated on all the riches he missed.

************

Just rec'd this message

Quote:
My agent can not make it to Cotonou,


So, it looks like no safari after all this. Now all we can do is rub his nose in the riches he missed out on......when the shady Algerian agent accepts delivery, splits the cash with the doctor, and sells off the electronics for his time and trouble.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lad goes silent since no Lagos delivery will be taking place. At this point all we can do is continue to let the story unfold and fill the lad with regrets of opportunities lost. He may not safari but he must be convinced at the end of this that the story is real and he made a huge mistake.

To that end, the doctor has retained the services of a shadowy Algerian agent who has been a role player in several baits. This agent will accept the package on Saturday.

The lad sends several brief messages like this:

Quote:
Who is Mr Sxxxxx ,I am tire of the processing since its not program to be delivered in Lagos as planned


As the lad attempts to learn more about this elusive new agent the doctor replies with

Quote:
If I knew you were not going to exert yourself I never would have partnered with you in the first place. You sit there thinking you can offend people and they must still do your bidding. You set your self up to fail with the receipt business and have done nothing toward repairing this with the church. Now you grow tired of it? I have been the one fixing this while you jerking off.
I'm looking forward to receiving my share on Saturday.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Friday

We continue to annoy and frustrate the idiot. Twisted Evil

07.13 - The usual informational message from the PLog servers:
Quote:
~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~

Regular update for the parcel TRK35849****:

The deadline for delivery is March 10, only 5 days remained until the entry into force of the "Abandonment" procedure.
Contact your local manager.


The PLog Team

08.14 - One hour later... a false chain of messages: my manager Emoje writes to Mr. Zalee (the client from Benin, the one who will bring the package from Accra to Cotonou)... => Zalee responds to Emoje... => Emoje sends to everyone (of course, our idiot is in CC). Laughing
Quote:
As Salamu Alaykum, gentlemen!
Everything is arranged for tomorrow. I have received the necessary confirmation right now.
Please inform Mr. Sesame that he can call Mr. Zalee tomorrow, after 2.30pm.

Mash'Allah!
Emoje


---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Robert Zalee <snipped>
Date: Fri, Mar 6, 2020 at 6:14 AM
Subject: Re: The parcel for that nigerian client Olojude
To: Emoje Ogobanda <snipped>


Mon cher ami, tout ira bien, ne t'inquiète pas! I confirm by the presence that I received your message and noted the change of the receiver that will take over that parcel. Aucun problème pour moi, because I get there anyway and because I don't care who is the person who comes to take the package. Emoje, mon ami, I did this only for you as a gesture of respect for our long and profitable relationship, so you can tell the Sender that I will make sure the parcel is delivered to the new beneficiary. I'm glad that the one named Sesame is Algerian, because I can talk to him in French and things will be even easier. Tell this Sesame to give me a call on Saturday after 2.30pm (probably then I will be at the airport already). Avec amitié, Robert


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On Fri, Mar 5, 2020 at 08:29 PM Emoje Ogobanda <snipped> wrote:

Masah el Kheir, sir Zalee!

I wish once again to express gratitude from our company for your generosity and kindness given to our client from Nigeria. Unfortunately, it seems that our client Olojude is unavailable and will not be able to be present on Saturday, in Cotonou. The owner of the parcel has decided that the new Receiver will be Mr. Abdoul Sesame, an Algerian man who will meet with you in the parking lot in front of Cotonou airport, on Saturday at 3 pm. Mr. Sesame will identify himself with a passport issued by the Algerian authorities. I attach you a copy of his passport as well as a recent photo of him, for an easy identification. Mr. Sesame was informed that he should contact you Saturday and I gave him your phone number. I hope everything goes well and that all parties will be satisfied.

Mash'Allah!
Emoje

We introduced in the script a new character (Mr. Sesame, an Algerian man) who will meet tomorrow (in Cotonou), with Mr. Zalee and who will take over the parcel. This character Sesame is the doctor's accomplice. I'm sure our real lad will be delighted to read everything. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our Nigerian lad goes quiet for a couple of days as the doctor lets the Algerian take over the delivery. True to the nature of a lad he sends a brief message of caring and concern:

Quote:
How is the delivery today? Let me know your arrangements and how we shall share the package


The Algerian is in Cotonou and will "share" once the Nigerian crosses that border. For now the lad can wait in silence.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The parcel was taken over by "the Algerian" guy.
The client from Benin (Mr. Zalee) confirmed to Emoje:
Quote:
Mon ami everything was ok today, the Algerian came to the meeting and took the package. He signed the package integrity document (I will send it scanned as soon as I get home). Monsieur Sesame is an elegant and polite man and told me that he enjoys working with your company. I'm glad I was able to help. Avec amitié, Robert

Emoje has written to everyone (obviusly, our lad is in CC):
Quote:
Gentlemen, as Salamu Alaykum!

It seems that everything was resolved properly and that the client received the package.
The message that I have now received from Mr. Zalee confirms everything. You can read it below.
Please check directly with Mr. Abdoul Sesame and come back to me with the final confirmation.


We are glad that you have chosen our company and we expect you to be our clients in the future.
Mash'Allah!
Emoje

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Mr. Lad will be very happy today, I have no doubt! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lad has totally earned his missfortunes. Twisted Evil
I'm eager to read the next chapter of this bait (in case this continues I mean. Wasn't there a check worth 10.000$ he was supposed to recieve, or was that included inside the package)

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The doctor thanks the shipper for all his efforts

Quote:
Dear Mr U********

I am grateful for your update on the status of the package and appreciate the extra efforts you have gone to on our behalf as we "problem solved" this matter. Many lives will be affected here, so your actions are well noted.

I will await an update from Mr. Sesame directly on the next steps at this end. Thank you so much.


Then he addresses the lad directly

Quote:
I see you are in the email chain of events. Our Algerian friend got the package and I'm awaiting an update and verification of the contents. (this means they can be as much or as little as we want...and we want it to be huge to frustrate this lazy lad......)
I am truly amazed at how simple this all has been and the needless complications you created in this process. (it is the lad's fault)
Please update me on your status. (I put that in to confuse him since it relates to nothing, but causes him to have to reply. His share has not been mentioned but he feels to be still a part of things......)


**************

The lad avoids answering questions but does answer. He can wait awhile for a reply.....he has earned that.

Quote:
Good to know that Mr Sesame got the package, let me know the update as you heard from him


Me: Did Sesame email you?
Lad: No
Me: What email do you wish for him to use? What do you think is a fair breakdown here of the prize? (the lad has multiple addresses)
Lad:You should relate with him and let him sell the items then let first share the cash, (Nice that he does not answer questions but likes to give orders)
Me: You did not answer either of my questions
Lad: How do you want it shared?
Me: You still have not answered my questions, instead you ask new ones. Answer the bloody questions. I am tired of this from you. Sesame wants to email you and you now have to be asked 3 times for preferred address.
Lad: I answered already that you should relate with him,he need not to contact me,you should handle everything with him (In other words, you do the work, I'll just take my cut)

Me: You answered but avoided my question. So you have no email for him to use and you have no opinion on how to divide up the percentages here. Why do I even bother asking you. This man deals in cash and cash only so there are details to work out here.

This sets up the lad to be told our Algerian agent is waiting to be met within the borders of Nigeria, and has the lad's cash. He can come get it, and Nigeria is a big place.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This lazy lad wants his share.........

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Mr Sesame need not to contact me since is your trusted person,let him dispose the items,he must have seen the cash in the package, tell him to divide it into two and send you one and send me one part while he still hold the possession of the packages and working out to sell it


I like how the lad makes no allowances for the Algerian agent to receive anything. But he lets the lad handle selling the items from the package.
Pathetic.

*************

The lad finally spells it all out:

Quote:
We share the cash and ask Sosoma to take the items,be it as it may let share 40/40/20,Sosoma take 20 and send 40s to you and me respectively, I hope he can send the cash today


I added the bold to the text above, but I doubt if the cash will get to him today......

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What could possibly go wrong from here? I don't think we are under any obligation to make Sesame particularly close to the lad, as he is obviously quite busy. If we wanted to be mean, we can give him specific dates and cities where he will be available, a few somewhat close to him, the rest international locations like London and Berlin. This would be under the assumption that the lad would seize the "better" opportunities like Accra, Yaounde, and so on. If that seems too risky, giving him one location as a "take it or leave it" arrangement would work too. It's not time-efficient to spend weeks cajoling an uncooperative lad to travel.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ that's not a bad idea. Sesame is an experienced fence and knows not to use WU/MG/RIO/Bitcoin/Wires etc. Those leave footprints one way or another...even crypto. Money can only be handed over personally. Sesame will leave Benin soon for some other inconvenient places in Africa to do other "jobs" before hopping on a longer flight to where the main baiting character resides. Lad still has a few days before all the non-cash items in the parcel have been able to be liquidated. Lad can either meet him in Cotonou to settle up or let that door close behind him forever. If he chooses not to travel the monies will be split between sesame and the baiter. Idiot shouldn't have been so desperate for a receipt. Was lad provided a list of all the goods in the parcel? If not, now would be a good time to share all the riches that were found inside and how much of it was able to be sold so far (for big time $$$). EVERYONE will get a HUGE payday...except the lad of course unless he plops his lazy sorry ass on a bus to go get his "share" Laughing
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The lad complained about international borders and used that excuse as to why he could not travel. Nigeria is a large place though, and Sesame is now in Nigeria but far to the east of the lad. He will have the cash on hand and the lad can come pick it up. End of discussion. The lad stands to gain almost $20K once it is divided up, so he should be motivated.
Our Algerian friend leaves no paper trail, no electronic fingerprints....it will be cash pick up or the lad can go have "relations" with himself.

*****************
The original sender, Mr Cornelius, is back from holiday and is so pleased things have worked out for the lad. At this point, the lad thinks there is cash inside and easily redeemed items to add to the total value. He might be a bit surprised at this part though. It hints at some sort of money source, but is purposely vague. Yet it promises regular income "for the orphans". The lad has no prior knowledge of this part and this will hopefully get him moving. The Algerian won't want this useless paper, but he will be more than happy to hand it directly to the lad. Something about $1000 a month (or some such noble figure) to be paid out......

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I returned late Satruday and was told that you had arranged for the package pick up. That is wonderful news. What did you think of the certificate which was enclosed? I hope that will go a long way to fixing things around the orphanage. I know the items enclosed and the cash itself will be of immediate interest. However, that long term endowment for your benefit should go a long way to procuring ongoing and regular income for the orphans.
God Bless

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This bait died a slow death as the lad kept whining. He refused to travel within Nigeria (thereby removing border issues) and would not even meet that intrepid Algerian agent, Mr Sesame in Lagos!

So today the lad wrote:

Enough of this drama and jokes,if he can not send the money,you should forget it and do not border to contact me again,

My doctor character wrote back rather rudely, but accurately, to this laziest lad I have ever met. I never speak to people in real life this way, and while this might be tame to how some of us address lads, this pushes the envelope for me LOL

Ok that is fine by me. I will have him keep back your share of the cash, and he and I will divide it up between us. He can then give my portion to my brother in law later this month.

How the hell do you even make a penny with this? Too bloody lazy to get a package. Too lazy to collect your money unless it is dropped into your lap. It amazes me that someone like myself who is new to this has now made more than you who practices this way of life! Further, Sesame, who does many and varied jobs for people, picks up a package for a fee, and now ends up with thousands of dollars of "found" money! You, the "professional" who sits there jerking off to kiddie porn gets nothing. Bizarre. It was all within your grasp.
The funny thing is that I trusted you to fulfill your job. It is just as well that Sesame got involved. Think of this: if you hadn't made a mess of things by insulting the committee, the package would have been on your doorstep. You would not have shared the cash with me, you would have kept it all. If you cannot be bothered to arrange to pick up cash for yourself, you sure as heck would not have taken care of my portion. This is a blessing in disguise for me.

There is no drama here. No joke. The only "issues" are ones you have created through your stupidity, ignorance, and laziness. But no matter, I just made about $20K and you made dick all. Oh yes, by all means, you are clearly the mastermind here! The genius behind this operation! Let us all bow down and worship at the feet of the criminal mastermind Mike Brown and his unique way of doing business! You should write a book and share your knowledge with the world.

Final Score
John S****** 20K +
Sesame $20K+
Mike Brown $0

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bikeatl77
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Boo hoo for the lad. So sad. If you had invested in better surveillance equipment you would realize that the lad was actually jerking off to goat porn this whole time. What a pity! Mugus are a dime a dozen so you will surely find someone else to help you rake in all that stolen cash. Praise Allah or whatever...amen.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The greedy but lazy lad allowed things to fizzle out. My character would not receive his cash until after the 21st. So today, just to "update" the lad and rub his nose in things a little bit more, my character sent the following.

Quote:
Just to let you know, I just received $19,800 in cash from our recent business. When you subtract the $500 I "donated" I made a profit of over $19,000. Not bad for a few emails!
I hope you are staying safe in Lagos from the virus. Perhaps your refusal to go anywhere or do anything will keep you safe.

all the best


Even when safaris do not work out as planned I do believe it is important to follow the story line to the end to maintain the reality of it all as much as possible. You want the lad wondering if he messed up.

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The lad replied! I thought he would just silently sulk.

Quote:
Now that you have gotten your share,what happen to the rest money why don't you claim all,since you are only left in the deal


He forgot about the Algerian agent Mr Sesame

Quote:
You forget when you didn't want your share, you said to give it to Sosoma. He took it and we both gave some to my brother in law for helping out. I only took my portion. This was easy money.


Now he realises his share was collected by someone who actually got out of his chair and collected the package. Let's hope it stings him to read that.

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And typical of this lad........

Quote:
You can now send me out of your portion to demonstrate your kindness


I will reply later...not sure exactly how nasty and sarcastic I should be! LOL

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad passed up his $20K and is now begging for $1000. He is refusing a bank transfer.....preferring bitcoin, WU or MG. I refuse to do so. So he writes to me, which I emphasized in bold.

Quote:
I gave you three method to transfer ,why can't you take one,those are the method you can use to send the money to me,if you complain again I take you to be fool


I wrote back with a smile:

Quote:
Let me think about this.......I am sitting here with almost $20K and you are trying to beg money from me and call me a fool. You passed up $20K of your own and call me a fool.
If you want money from me you will do it my way, not yours. Just remember who the fool is.


He is not happy at the present time.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing ... Poor moron!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know I shouldn't be surprised but it really does amaze me when lads like this expect "their cut" even though they forked the whole thing up. If anything, the lad owes you money for having to scramble last minute to find a partner to do what the lad refused to do. If your character introduced the lad to the church then it is the lad's fault that he stained your once spotless reputation with the church. Had things not gone pear shaped you and the lad could have continued scamming the church indefinitely. Now the church wants nothing to do with Africa so the lad has directly dashed any hopes to steal from them in the future using that modality. The lad might as well have taken food directly from your mouth yet he still expects payment. That's SO Judas.

Did your side character ever ask the lad why he was so damned adamant about all that receipt business? Did it ever occur to him to at least try to create fake documentation about the orphanage? Why does he feel that he deserves anything despite having screwed the whole thing up?

If you can't get him to produce a piggie I'd tell him that you feel guilty for scamming a church by exploiting sympathy for orphans and that you donated his $20k or whatever his share was to a real orphanage. The donation was made in the lad's name. A fake orphanage administrator could reach out to the lad to thank him for the donation but the lad could get nosy and want specifics. I guess you could just threaten to make the donation if he doesn't provide a piggie. At first it seemed like he was well connected in a lad network but maybe not given that he couldn't find anyone to travel. If it seems that he is scrambling to find anyone he knows with a useable account then it's likely they are just ITPs. I personally wouldn't report those but everyone's different. I think he would be more pissed if his money was donated versus the possibility of some random's account being closed. Or, to maximize pain, let him work up a sweat trying to get you an account but donate his share anyway after he provides you with one. Maybe before all that you can get him to use the MoneyGram hotline. I don't think he's been exposed to that yet. I read that the script was recently changed to be even more frustrating but I don't think that there are any recordings using the new version yet. When lad tells you he was too stupid to use it successfully you can tell him that you're fed up with his inability to get anything right so you just donate his share and wash your hands of the idiot. I don't know what else you could do to him other than get him to join the church as a way to clear his name. If he was too lazy to not even try to create orphanage paperwork I doubt he'd do much for the church but the Holy Lamb is a mysterious beast so you never know Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had completely forgot about the MG hotline! I will insult him a bit more before giving in.......and then do as you suggest, complain how stupid he is just to complete a phone call! LOL

Yes, baiting has slowed of late with good reason. I will say this, my doctor character is frustrating lads about money, but is actually giving out good medical advice about hand washing and social distancing etc. It almost sounds like he cares.......the lads write back and thank me for my caring!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe there is a way to spread some good with these baits. Lads can be told to make PSA videos where they talk about the do's and don'ts associated with managing this pandemic. It would be preferable to ask the lad to film it while wearing masks and gloves but those may be in short supply and would require the lad to venture into public spaces to acquire the items. So that requirement is a bit of a toss up. I personally think that everyone should have those items on hand but I wouldn't be surprised if they are hard to obtain due to scarcity and/or price gouging. At the very least you could send the lad a script that outlines the best practices to use in this time of uncertainty as per the WHO or the CDC etc. You can tell him the church will send yet another package if he uploads the video to YouTube and it gets 1,000 hits or some other arbitrary number. Or, better yet, you could tell him to send the vid link to at least 1,000 or whatever number to people via email and that he needs to cc you on all of those messages. I know there are plenty of lads that can be harvested at scamwarners.com but you could find new pets by sending ASEMs to the addresses he provides to you. Anyone who replies back with instructions on how to pay them is definitely a lad. That way you are letting lads send other lads to you! Simples Laughing
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