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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PLEASE YOU DONT HAVE TO CALL DURING MY OFFICE HOUR TO AVOID AN EYE BOWL ON MY SEAT CAUSE AM STILL ON DUTY AS OF THESE MOMENT.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I told a Lad that I was bowing out of the Dead Bank Customer scheme, and got an email with an interesting subject line.

Subject: What is the meaning of this ship?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad thinks I'm a fellow lad and is asking me about my work.
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Jumping Needle, which country do you base and if the package Clint and give it to you to proceed and clean the money can you do that.

explain your clitoral to me and how you want the Clint package for you to meet to do the wash wash.



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have just received a request from Mr. Lady Baywatch.

Sounds genuine enough to me .....

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nora found love again... or love found her, doesn't matter. I'm giving the fake soldier a bit of a hard time Laughing Yesterday he sent me this wonderful line:
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for christ sake can you please stop misunderstanding me ???


I don't think he has a good chance for that to happen

Another nice compliment to one of my other characters
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Truly you are sick. You are on drugs?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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THIS IS TO INFORM YOU ABOUT YOUR PACKAGE HERE THAT WAS CONFISCATED BY THIS US CUSTOM OFFICE IN HARRISBURG INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT (MDT) PENNSYLVANIA UNITED STATES YOUR PACKAGE IS HERE FOR LONGTIME NOW DUE TO YOUR DELAY AFTER THE DIPLOMAT AGENT ARRIVE FROM AFRICAN WITH THE CONSIGNMENT BOX WORTH OF $16.11 USD AND WE ARE TO GIVE YOU 12 HOURS FOR YOU TO GET ALL YOUR CLEARANCE PAPER WORKS OUT, WITH THE AMOUNT OF $25 DOLLARS ONLY,


When you see a good deal, take it... and that ain't it!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I think the diplomatic agent from African gave himself the 5 finger discount and reached into the till. This lad must be desperate. I don't think I've seen such a low price for consignment clearance papers. If I recall the minimum service fee charge to send money to pretty much any country in Africa via MG/WU is upwards of $40. You definitely have a MENSA candidate on your hands with this one Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Send me your direct telephone Number and also here is the
account details and keep on trying your best.. The united state have
found the Vaccine of the Virus and the China scientist has been
Arrested by the CIA.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Mrs. Keffier Robert
"IMF" Fund Delivery"


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A Lad misprinted Cammy's name in the subject line and also at the head of the email as:

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Ms. Camille Wshite,


Cammy didn't take that well.

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Was that supposed to be funny, asshole?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After asking many banking questions of a loan lad, he finally let me know his patience is wearing thin.

please don’t bring logic into this

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shaun Hamilton wrote:
i need a change of altitude from you

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Pray for your self Anita for you are a marine

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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please splint the money to this two names

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Me:
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FORK?


Lad:
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

TheDane wrote:
Shaun Hamilton wrote:
i need a change of altitude from you


Your Lad sounds like he needs bringing down to earth.

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2020 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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No send the receipt pictures of it to me so that I’ll get the money I can’t get the Inez without the receipt so send it to me now


I told the lad I sent the money and that my bank said it went through. I'm not sure what "Inez" is lol Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2020 2:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A $10 million investment is on hold while the lad gives me a list of stocks to research. In the meantime I can send the legal fees. I asked for his preliminary research and he sent this.

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I will send you the preliminary research tomorrow so that I can compile it in one single shit of paper.


I have no doubt his research will be everything it promises......

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my fake romance soldiers wanted Nora to help him get away from the army. Nora had to write a letter to some official. On may 9 I got this response:

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Compliment of the day,
We're writing in correspondence to your application for a leave for
<snipped>.
Let's Restate that the United state Army doesn't accept any form of criminality or terrorism against ours, and so we have to get some personal details of you to ensure all is plain and well.
We must get your name and origin with a form of any valid ID to ensure your legitmacy.

We await your response.

Pls note that any sign of silence would result for inspections and terroristic claim,we hope to serve you well.

@USAarmy*****


Nora didn't respond. I'm really curious to see what those inspections and terroristic claim will entail, but so far they have let me down.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 5:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current Prime Minister of United State Of American Excellency Hun Sen


Did something happen while we weren't looking?

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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 1:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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.The bank kindly gives you the quick notice that in 1 hour your funds will be delivered into your bank account in Philippines upon the payment of a clearance fee of three thundred three fifty dollars only ($3350) only so your funds can hit your account immediately


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