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LOLTROLDUDES
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Jan 2020
Posts: 3
Location: Earth
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Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:50 pm |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:29 pm |
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From lads, or in general?
"Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest" - ?
"The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel the warmth." - African proverb
My fave lad quotes are in my siggy line |
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x 322 x1517 John James x67
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:37 pm |
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Like KLG, my favorite lad quotes are below.
""I am the Emperor, and I want dumplings!" -- Emperor Ferndiand I of Austria, ruled 1835 - 1848. According to historian A. J. P. Taylor, he uttered this line during one of his more lucid moments. |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:46 pm |
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Maurice Switzer wrote: |
It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. |
Dummy the Lad wrote: |
Honestly that mail you sent to me brought my nerves down. |
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"FFS." - Capone
- Toomuchfun
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"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:41 am |
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Just about every member of Eater who has received a selfie from jose_cuervo wrote: |
Is that as big as it gets? |
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_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:33 pm |
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Build a fire for a man and he'll stay warm for one night.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- Anonymous |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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bikeatl77
** WARNED **
Joined: 17 Nov 2018
Posts: 1012
Location: Emptying one of my dehumidifiers...somewhere
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Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:57 pm |
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather and not writhing in pain while screaming...like his passengers. |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:46 pm |
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I have a few, but these two come to mind,
From thedevguy's signature
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS
From a lad's fiancee after his scamming business was shuttered
An empty wallet has no right to an erection. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Feb 12, 2020 7:23 pm |
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One of my favorites from a mugu that I baited:
(it is now in my sig line)
"I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable!"
The most honest thing any scammer has ever said to me. |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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veruca41
papparazzi
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 101
Location: The deep South
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Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:32 am |
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Just received these two last week from a recent romance bait. Mystifying, but they still make me giggle.
Perky tits With no nipples
Caretaker Fucking whore |
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Logar
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
Location: At home, waiting to be arrested
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Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:51 pm |
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In bear country, you only have to be faster than one. |
_________________ "I also called the number on the recept and its not a moneygram . its a mugu man number." -Angela
"Your mother is a mad pussycat and your father is ordinary skeleton" -Jerome
"if you want to do something do as manure man ok." - William
Kills: x2 x2 x3
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:38 am |
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This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can.
Lieutenant Commander Robert W. Copeland of USS Samuel B. Roberts at the Battle of Samar, 25 October 1944
Special Orders to No.1 Section 13/3/18
(1) This position will be held. The section will remain here until relieved.
(2) The enemy cannot be allowed to interfere with this program.
(3) If the section cannot remain here alive it will remain here dead, but in any case it will remain here.
(4) Should any man, through shell shock or other cause, attempt to surrender, he will remain here dead.
(5) Should all guns be blown out, the section will use Mills grenades and other novelties.
(6) Finally, the position as stated will be held.
F.P. Bethune Lt
O/C No.1 Section
Battle orders issued by Lieutenant F.P. Bethune, First Australian Imperial Force, to seven men in No.1 section, 3rd Machine Gun Company, when sent to defend an exposed position in March 1918. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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