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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:44 pm |
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dls
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 Sep 2014
Posts: 28
Location: Nawth Caraliner
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Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:03 pm |
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I received my slice from The Cake Cutter That Shall Not Be Named and I was amazed that a cake could be cut into .5 millimeter slices. It actually floated off my plate and was wasted, so GUARD THE NEXT CAKE BETTER. TYVM. |
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2075
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:20 pm |
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I've traded in the brussels sprouts for a piece of cake!
Thanks MrMystery! |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:14 pm |
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Looks like I got myself a new slice of cake. Rumors go that this one is even better than the original birthday cake, it just doesn't have a candle. Not that it matters much, because I keep turning 18 with a few years of experience, so who really needs to count.
Warning to everybody: Don't touch my cake and nobody will get hurt.
Sparky, the fee has been paid and you'll get the MTCN number by calling the moneygram line, all you have to do is answer a few questions. If you tell them who stole the cake I'm sure they'll give you the number immediately.
Feathers... That's an option I didn't really think of just yet. Haven't seen him around here in ages. He should show up here a little more, we might feed him cake. |
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"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
Posts: 2107
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Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:30 pm |
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I will call the Moneygram line once I get a clear answer from the bakery. I have called "Lenny's Bakery" multiple times and they won't give me the recipe. Apparently the recipe is quite popular since someone called about this just last week........ |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:01 pm |
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Maybe ask Larissa, and if she won't help I'll have a few mighty good recipes available.
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:27 pm |
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Still two slices of cake left to claim. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to claim a tasty piece of confectionery that also doubles as a signature icon. Who could pass up being one of only 6 of the hundreds of thousands of Eater members with such a sweet treat? |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:01 am |
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Oh go on then if you insist âĻâĻ.. |
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Purple
Stunt Goat
Joined: 28 May 2005
Posts: 488
Location: Yeah - like you're going to believe anything I say ?
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Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:28 pm |
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I'll never admit to stealing the cake. No-one saw me do it, and you can't make confess ..... |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:57 pm |
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*writing names on the list |
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:59 pm |
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You have cake now, so it would be in all our interests for this investigation to quietly go away...
Also, if nobody claims the last two slices of cake by Monday, they're all mine. |
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"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
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Purple
Stunt Goat
Joined: 28 May 2005
Posts: 488
Location: Yeah - like you're going to believe anything I say ?
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Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:07 pm |
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It's OK - I'm full ..... |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:01 am |
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Who nicked my slice ? Bollocks |
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"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:41 pm |
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As promised, the slices of cake are now all mine. If anyone has extra đŠs or đ¨s, or any extra food items in general, I may be tempted to do an exchange later. Call me a hoarder, but this is the right thing to do. |
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"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
Hello! ~Kitty |
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