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Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:50 pm

What is yours

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:29 pm

From lads, or in general?

"Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest" - ?

"The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel the warmth." - African proverb

My fave lad quotes are in my siggy line Cool

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:37 pm

Like KLG, my favorite lad quotes are below.

""I am the Emperor, and I want dumplings!" -- Emperor Ferndiand I of Austria, ruled 1835 - 1848. According to historian A. J. P. Taylor, he uttered this line during one of his more lucid moments.

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:46 pm

Maurice Switzer wrote:

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

Dummy the Lad wrote:

Honestly that mail you sent to me brought my nerves down.

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:41 am

Just about every member of Eater who has received a selfie from jose_cuervo wrote:

Is that as big as it gets?

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:33 pm

Build a fire for a man and he'll stay warm for one night.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- Anonymous

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:57 pm

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather and not writhing in pain while screaming...like his passengers.

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:46 pm

I have a few, but these two come to mind,

From thedevguy's signature
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS

From a lad's fiancee after his scamming business was shuttered
An empty wallet has no right to an erection.

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 7:23 pm

One of my favorites from a mugu that I baited:

(it is now in my sig line)

"I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable!"

The most honest thing any scammer has ever said to me.

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:32 am

Just received these two last week from a recent romance bait. Mystifying, but they still make me giggle.

Perky tits With no nipples

Caretaker Fucking whore

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:51 pm

In bear country, you only have to be faster than one.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:38 am

This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can.

Lieutenant Commander Robert W. Copeland of USS Samuel B. Roberts at the Battle of Samar, 25 October 1944

Special Orders to No.1 Section 13/3/18
(1) This position will be held. The section will remain here until relieved.
(2) The enemy cannot be allowed to interfere with this program.
(3) If the section cannot remain here alive it will remain here dead, but in any case it will remain here.
(4) Should any man, through shell shock or other cause, attempt to surrender, he will remain here dead.
(5) Should all guns be blown out, the section will use Mills grenades and other novelties.
(6) Finally, the position as stated will be held.
F.P. Bethune Lt
O/C No.1 Section

Battle orders issued by Lieutenant F.P. Bethune, First Australian Imperial Force, to seven men in No.1 section, 3rd Machine Gun Company, when sent to defend an exposed position in March 1918.