Who stole my cake?

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Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:44 pm

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:03 pm

I received my slice from The Cake Cutter That Shall Not Be Named and I was amazed that a cake could be cut into .5 millimeter slices. It actually floated off my plate and was wasted, so GUARD THE NEXT CAKE BETTER. TYVM.

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:20 pm

I've traded in the brussels sprouts for a piece of cake!
Thanks MrMystery! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:14 pm

Looks like I got myself a new slice of cake. Rumors go that this one is even better than the original birthday cake, it just doesn't have a candle. Not that it matters much, because I keep turning 18 with a few years of experience, so who really needs to count.
Warning to everybody: Don't touch my cake and nobody will get hurt.

Sparky, the fee has been paid and you'll get the MTCN number by calling the moneygram line, all you have to do is answer a few questions. If you tell them who stole the cake I'm sure they'll give you the number immediately.

Feathers... That's an option I didn't really think of just yet. Haven't seen him around here in ages. He should show up here a little more, we might feed him cake. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I will call the Moneygram line once I get a clear answer from the bakery. I have called "Lenny's Bakery" multiple times and they won't give me the recipe. Apparently the recipe is quite popular since someone called about this just last week........

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:01 pm

Maybe ask Larissa, and if she won't help I'll have a few mighty good recipes available.

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:27 pm

Still two slices of cake left to claim. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to claim a tasty piece of confectionery that also doubles as a signature icon. Who could pass up being one of only 6 of the hundreds of thousands of Eater members with such a sweet treat?

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:01 am

Oh go on then if you insist ……..

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:28 pm

I'll never admit to stealing the cake. No-one saw me do it, and you can't make confess ..... Penguin

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:57 pm

*writing names on the list

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:59 pm

You have cake now, so it would be in all our interests for this investigation to quietly go away...

Also, if nobody claims the last two slices of cake by Monday, they're all mine.

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:07 pm

It's OK - I'm full .....

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:01 am

Who nicked my slice ? Bollocks Smile

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:41 pm

As promised, the slices of cake are now all mine. If anyone has extra 🍩s or 🍨s, or any extra food items in general, I may be tempted to do an exchange later. Call me a hoarder, but this is the right thing to do.