Who stole my cake?

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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:47 am

I'm shocked to discover someone stole my cake. This needs to be investigated thoroughly. The theories:
- Was is the gold pig who was eating it yesterday? He looks kinda bloated
- Someone else ate it overnight. *needs to figure out who is in a sugar coma right now*
- MrMystery took it *needs to check his sig icons*

Please guys help me figure this out I really liked it there.

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:16 am

The Golden Piggie does look a bit fatter if you ask me.

Also: it was a birthday cake wasn't it? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:45 am

* adds Bertje to the list of suspects

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:49 am

bware was last seen wiping chocolate and cream from her face.

But she may have just been doing one of her specialty cam shows.

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:54 am

As I am allergic to cocoa (thus chocolate), as Shaggy said, "It Wasn't Me<--Youtube Link."

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:58 am

But who put that cream on your face?

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:39 pm

Cake? What cake?

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:49 pm

That one in your siggie right there you thief! It's not even your birthday!
I still believe Bertje is complicit to the misplacing of my cake. I give yall till midnight to rectify the situation or I'll have to feel forced to report this treachery to rover

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:50 pm

But that's not a birthday cake, that's a shortcake! Delicious too, certainly, but it isn't yours. I was simply inspired by you yesterday to bake one of my own.

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:03 pm

no way, not getting away with stealing my cake that easy. I have evidence. You just hid it

Hand over the cake, step away slowly and nobody will get hurt

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:25 pm

Looks like inspect element to me.

Don’t worry about it, cake is over-rated anyway.

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:47 pm

Easy to say for the one who shamelessly stole it

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:56 pm

But if I'm not a mod, how could I steal it from your signature?

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:58 pm

Linoline wrote:

I still believe Bertje is complicit to the misplacing of my cake.

I still believe you had connections and used them. Guilty until proven otherwise

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:00 pm

Dun dun duuuunnnn

Links to a soundboard

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:15 pm

Hello Linoline, welcome to Eater.

We're not the best place to assist victims of crimes like this. I would suggest that you register at our sister site cakewarners.com, where the support team will be able to help you better.

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:45 pm

If you want some cake, try the Food Network’s recipe:
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/strawberry-shortcake-recipe3-1938695
(The link, unsurprisingly, goes to a recipe for strawberry shortcake)

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I do not think it was stolen. If I recall you wrote the following with regard to your cake:

Thanks to whoever gave it to me and please all join me for a slice

Since there are thousands of members, and many of them are/were hungry, I don't think this is a case of theft, but rather, you were taken advantage of by the very kind and open ended invitation you extended. If everyone had their slice, it stands to reason you will have nothing left.

There is good news though: you can have a birthday again next year. Mark your calendar now. Further, there is a forum at scamwarners for cake compensation victims, those who feel they were cheated out of their cakes. The gov't of Nigeria, in cooperation with the IMF and the FBI are willing to compensate you for this missing cake for a sum of $10.5 million. Please send a copy of your drivers license, passport or other photo i.d., plus address and please indicate if you prefer chocolate or vanilla...........

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I didn't get my slice

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:51 pm

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^ Sounds to me like someone doesn't want to share any cake.

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:32 am

I baked extra for everyone, don't worry:
All gone!
I'll hand these out as follows:
Slice 1 goes to the first person who PMs me with a picture of their favorite non-cake dessert and why they like it
Slice 2 goes to the third person to do so. Second place gets nothing.
Slice 3 goes to the first person to post a picture of the Eiffel Tower in this thread. Claimed by Linoline
Slice 4 goes to the first person with an even amount of characters in their username who PMs me with their favorite vegetable. Claimed by Mattaz
Slice 5 goes to the first person with an odd amount of characters in their username who PMs me with their favorite animal. Claimed by sparky905

No duplicates for anyone; we can't have any cake-hoarders here. Timing will be judged by timestamps on the forum, so if I'm not online, cake will be dispensed upon my return.

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:39 am

^^^^ This is exactly why I love eater Laughing

The cake was real. I saw it there, and yes, I invited y'all for a slice but I did keep a small bit and even that's gone.... and it looks like mrMystery still has a slice so don't try to fool me, you enabled your penguins to grab my last slice. And not even sharing with jayhawk, shame on you

B8er. Thanks for your kind advice. I will continue my whining on the sister site. I posted there and someone offered me already to send me a chocolate cake (at least it'll be safe from bware) and all I had to do was send a western union payment of $15. Sounds like a bargain to me, so thanks for the tip.

Sparky, I didn't know where to send that passport copy, so I just wrote on the envelope "The gov't of Nigeria". Should be fine right? I included the $1000,- payment. And it's chocolate... that's not even a question.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Mr. Mystery, thank you for sharing a slice of cake!
Linoline, our delivery agent is now at the airport waiting for you to reconfirm your address and bank account information. However, we were in such a hurry to assist you, we had no idea that the host country has imposed a "Chocolate Surcharge" on all cakes of this size. Please send another $299 to the following

Receiver Name: Betty Crocker
Location: 221 Baker Street
Security Question: Who stole the birthday cake?
Answer: ???

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

There are reports that the criminal Feathers was spotted recently devouring a large chocolate cake with a bottle of grain alcohol. Could that have been your cake the rascal was eating? That Feathers is pretty sneaky.