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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:47 am |
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I'm shocked to discover someone stole my cake. This needs to be investigated thoroughly. The theories:
- Was is the gold pig who was eating it yesterday? He looks kinda bloated
- Someone else ate it overnight. *needs to figure out who is in a sugar coma right now*
- MrMystery took it *needs to check his sig icons*
Please guys help me figure this out I really liked it there. |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 π π°
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:16 am |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:45 am |
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* adds Bertje to the list of suspects |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 π π°
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:49 am |
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bware was last seen wiping chocolate and cream from her face.
But she may have just been doing one of her specialty cam shows. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 π½
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:54 am |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:58 am |
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But who put that cream on your face? |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 π π°
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:39 pm |
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Cake? What cake? |
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"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:49 pm |
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That one in your siggie right there you thief! It's not even your birthday!
I still believe Bertje is complicit to the misplacing of my cake. I give yall till midnight to rectify the situation or I'll have to feel forced to report this treachery to rover |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 π π°
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:50 pm |
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But that's not a birthday cake, that's a shortcake! Delicious too, certainly, but it isn't yours. I was simply inspired by you yesterday to bake one of my own. |
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"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
Hello! ~Kitty |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:03 pm |
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no way, not getting away with stealing my cake that easy. I have evidence. You just hid it
Hand over the cake, step away slowly and nobody will get hurt |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 π π°
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:25 pm |
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Looks like inspect element to me.
Donβt worry about it, cake is over-rated anyway. |
_________________ π π¦ π° π° π° x26
"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
Hello! ~Kitty |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:47 pm |
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Easy to say for the one who shamelessly stole it |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 π π°
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:56 pm |
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But if I'm not a mod, how could I steal it from your signature? |
_________________ π π¦ π° π° π° x26
"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
Hello! ~Kitty |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:58 pm |
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Linoline wrote: |
I still believe Bertje is complicit to the misplacing of my cake. |
I still believe you had connections and used them. Guilty until proven otherwise |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 π π°
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:00 pm |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:15 pm |
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Hello Linoline, welcome to Eater.
We're not the best place to assist victims of crimes like this. I would suggest that you register at our sister site cakewarners.com, where the support team will be able to help you better. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 π½
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:45 pm |
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If you want some cake, try the Food Networkβs recipe:
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/strawberry-shortcake-recipe3-1938695
(The link, unsurprisingly, goes to a recipe for strawberry shortcake) |
_________________ π π¦ π° π° π° x26
"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
Hello! ~Kitty |
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
Posts: 2107
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:21 pm |
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I do not think it was stolen. If I recall you wrote the following with regard to your cake:
Thanks to whoever gave it to me and please all join me for a slice
Since there are thousands of members, and many of them are/were hungry, I don't think this is a case of theft, but rather, you were taken advantage of by the very kind and open ended invitation you extended. If everyone had their slice, it stands to reason you will have nothing left.
There is good news though: you can have a birthday again next year. Mark your calendar now. Further, there is a forum at scamwarners for cake compensation victims, those who feel they were cheated out of their cakes. The gov't of Nigeria, in cooperation with the IMF and the FBI are willing to compensate you for this missing cake for a sum of $10.5 million. Please send a copy of your drivers license, passport or other photo i.d., plus address and please indicate if you prefer chocolate or vanilla........... |
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"George", "Dr. Egobia" Rev James Smith Lawson Dike
" I can sue anybody for deformation of character" scammer Fred Unuobia losing his patience with endless questions |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:30 pm |
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I didn't get my slice |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:51 pm |
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THE CAKE IS A LIE! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:07 am |
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^^ Sounds to me like someone doesn't want to share any cake. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:32 am |
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I baked extra for everyone, don't worry:
All gone!
I'll hand these out as follows:
Slice 1 goes to the first person who PMs me with a picture of their favorite non-cake dessert and why they like it
Slice 2 goes to the third person to do so. Second place gets nothing.
Slice 3 goes to the first person to post a picture of the Eiffel Tower in this thread. Claimed by Linoline
Slice 4 goes to the first person with an even amount of characters in their username who PMs me with their favorite vegetable. Claimed by Mattaz
Slice 5 goes to the first person with an odd amount of characters in their username who PMs me with their favorite animal. Claimed by sparky905
No duplicates for anyone; we can't have any cake-hoarders here. Timing will be judged by timestamps on the forum, so if I'm not online, cake will be dispensed upon my return. |
_________________ π π¦ π° π° π° x26
"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
Hello! ~Kitty
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:39 am |
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^^^^ This is exactly why I love eater
The cake was real. I saw it there, and yes, I invited y'all for a slice but I did keep a small bit and even that's gone.... and it looks like mrMystery still has a slice so don't try to fool me, you enabled your penguins to grab my last slice. And not even sharing with jayhawk, shame on you
B8er. Thanks for your kind advice. I will continue my whining on the sister site. I posted there and someone offered me already to send me a chocolate cake (at least it'll be safe from bware) and all I had to do was send a western union payment of $15. Sounds like a bargain to me, so thanks for the tip.
Sparky, I didn't know where to send that passport copy, so I just wrote on the envelope "The gov't of Nigeria". Should be fine right? I included the $1000,- payment. And it's chocolate... that's not even a question.
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_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 π π°
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
Posts: 2107
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Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:37 pm |
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Mr. Mystery, thank you for sharing a slice of cake!
Linoline, our delivery agent is now at the airport waiting for you to reconfirm your address and bank account information. However, we were in such a hurry to assist you, we had no idea that the host country has imposed a "Chocolate Surcharge" on all cakes of this size. Please send another $299 to the following
Receiver Name: Betty Crocker
Location: 221 Baker Street
Security Question: Who stole the birthday cake?
Answer: ??? |
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"Lucky" X6
"George", "Dr. Egobia" Rev James Smith Lawson Dike
" I can sue anybody for deformation of character" scammer Fred Unuobia losing his patience with endless questions |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:02 pm |
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There are reports that the criminal Feathers was spotted recently devouring a large chocolate cake with a bottle of grain alcohol. Could that have been your cake the rascal was eating? That Feathers is pretty sneaky. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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