Funny chat bits with romance lads

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Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 4:06 pm

Congo-lad again
Lad: How was your day
Anna: It was fine. how was yours?
Lad: Mine was fine but the weather was a bit hot
No rain today
Anna: I like that
I hate rain
Lad: Wow that's means you will enjoy your stay when you come over
Anna: Maybe
Lad: I'm sure you will
Anna: I don't know. I don't know much about Congo
Lad: I will reply any question you ask about congo
Anna: do they drive on the right side of the road?
Lad: Yes it right hand side drive
Anna: Is that the right or the wrong side?
Lad: Right
Anna: How do you know?
Lad: You said you hate interrogation
Anna: You said you will reply any question I ask
Lad: Yes babe
Anna: That was my questino
Lad: OK its because driving by the right side of the road is the right way of driving
Anna: What about the English?
Lad: How
Anna: They drive on the left side.
Lad: in some countries they drive on the left side but right side is the best and safer side
Nigeria is one of the countries that drive on the left side of the road
Anna: Are they wrong then?
Lad: They are wrong in real sense but right because the law permit it
Anna: How would you convince the left side drivers that they are wrong and you are right?
Lad: As long as the constitution allows it they can't believe you that they are wrong
Anna: So how would you explain that it's wrong
Lad: But is it right to drive on the left side?
Hello
Anna: Hi
That's not an answer to my question
Lad: Ok

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LOL - Love the right/wrong side leg-pull, Linoline. The lad is wrong about Nigeria, though. They wrongly drive on the right, too. How do I know the right is wrong? Because I have been driving on the real right side for 50 years now and police cars never pull me over for it.😝

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:17 am

My congo-lad again, after even more stupid nonsensical conversations where he tries to lure Anna to Congo:

I like you for so many things babe
You are beautiful
You are intelligent
You are wise
You are homely
Fun to be with
You will make a good mum for our future kids
You reason maturely each time we talk
You can contribute wisely to the building up of a family
I love you babe
You are my kind
Accept me please babe

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:30 pm

Remember Sven? We still chat now and then.

Anna: Nice new picture
Sven: Thank you
How did you know I change my profile picture, are you checking my profile always?
Anna: 😂
Sven: Why laughing
Anna: Cause you're funny
Sven: How
Anna: Because you think I'm checking always
Sven: Ain't you
Anna: Funny you
Messenger shows when people are online and it shows their profile picture
But if it makes your feel good, believe I'm checking always
Sven: How come it's making me feels good
Anna: Don't know
Sven: How will faraway girl makes me feels good by looking at picture
Anna: Don't ask me
Sven: You are funny
So you can chat me by appreciating my picture but you kept mute when I chatted with you
Anna: When were you chatting with me exactly? Please remind me
Sven: How will you recall
Anna: Hope you are enjoying your recent dates
Sven: How is Mr fighter doing
I mean Luke the dude that wanted to kick some one for you
Anna: Who is mister fighter?
He's ok
Sven: Regards to him
Anna: Why
Sven: When last do you see him
Why wot
Anna: Any specific reason why you're interested in men?
Sven: Why am interested in men how
That I ask you to greet the one whom you are into and he is ready to kick people for you
Anna: Whom I'm into
Ah now I see
Sven: Am I wrong asking you to greet him
Anna: The green eyed monster rears his head
Sven: Meaning
Anna: Don't worry, he's single, if you want him, send him a message
Sven: Am not a gay you can help him look for guys around you
Anna: If not then why are you so interested in him?
Sven: Where there are smashing and hot babes around the world
When you see him then slap him for wanting to kick people for you
You better work on your self than thinking rubbish about other people
Anna: You better man up and handle business yourself instead of asking a woman to slap a man for you
Sven: You are the first people I will chat with that always talk about gay and lesbian
What business woman
Anna: The business of dealing with mens
Sven: You see
Anna: I'm not gonna slap noone for you. If you're into spanking you got the wrong person
Sven: You all need medical attention so they can erase gay and lesbian from your memories
That's why you don't want to come here because you can't find your lesbian people here
Dont you ever think or talk to me about those rubbish again in your entire life
Am to be blame for chatting with you when your thinking is upside down
Good bye
If you ever talk to me about those rubbish again am going to unfriend and block you
Anna: Cute
Sven: What
I have already been told nothing good can come from a lady who does not wish to settle down
Anna: You're cute when you throw a hissy fit
Sven: How can I be with you when you think differently of me. If am even with you and I have friends all you will be thinking is this rubbish
My friends already said you have nothing good to offer than accuses
Good bye lady Anna I wish you find an idiot you can accuse anyhow
Anna: How am I accusing you? I just called you cute
Sven: No problem girl
Enjoy your life
Anna: Hey
Why are you taking about me behind my back with your friends? I thought you said not to involve third party's
Or does that only apply to me?
Sven: What
Anna: You're capable of reading aren't you
Sven: I talked about you because you are ready to be single through your life time
You are just a time waster
I praise you in the front of my friends thinking you are the best not knowing you are otherwise
Anna: Timewaster huh? Because I'm working a full-time job?
And what are you doing these days
Sven: Full time job for you and your ass
Who cares about your job
With all your job you are always in debt
What is your business with what am doing
Anna: I wasn't taking about my ass, I asked if you have a job by now
Sven: And your business with that
Anna: It's my ass, so it's my business thank you
Sven: Who cares about your ass and those who smash it for you
It's a free world
Anna: Nobody is allowed to touch my ass, but considering your reactions I assume your lazy ass still is not working
Sven: Why telling me who you are giving your ass to
Either keep it or give it out it's your business and your body
What of Jenny? (srichards character)
Anna: What about your non existing job
Sven: I missed that lady chat because she is very polite, straight forward
It's my job so concentrate on yours
Workaholic debtor
Anna: Ahw honey congratulations. What's your job? Counting ceiling tiles?
Sven: Honey?
Why calling me honey
What will you call those knacking you
Anna: Morons
Sven: You work like clock yet still in debts
Na wa oo
Anna: Na wa who?
Sven: You
Anna: Oh that makes it so much more clear
Sven: Na wa for you
When do you intend of stop distributing your ass and settle down so that your unborn child will he happy to have you as their mother
You give it to people and viddo ain't you tired
Anna: Distributing my ass huh.. to whom exactly mister high and full of himself
Sven: Anyways be good and think of settling down
Good bye
Anna: You might have a point
If I will keep waiting for you that child might never see daylight
Sven: One thing I know for sure am might not be working now but God make a where there is no way
I will get work and be better than you and I will not acquire debt like you acquire debt as property
Who are you deceiving that you are waiting for
You are waiting for a guy who you accuse, the guy who you don't wanna help
You already have guys there so pick one out of them than sleeping with them all
Better dude in NL than the one who beat you in UK
Anna: At least me sleeping with a man means I'm straight
Sven: Are you bend before
You own your life,body and soul
If you like be straight or bend that's is your cup of tea
Viddo
Anna: I don't know who viddo is but my regards to him
Sven: Well said
Bye
Crazy bitch
Anna: Now that's not really a nice thing to say

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:45 pm

Mr.Mystery passed another romance lad on to Mary... the introduction went really smooth

Droopy: Hello beautiful
Mary: who is this?
Droopy: Benny (edited, but still the same full name as Mary's ex boyfriend.. what a funny coincidence)
Mary: Seriously?
Droopy: Yes
Mary: Benny fuck off please I don't want to have anything to do with you anymore
Droopy: Mary right?
Mary: you really think I would be fooled if you call yourself droopy? You're still the same asshole I kicked to the curb weeks ago. Leave me alone
Droopy: No please
Send a picture
Mary: So you can spread it online again? No thank you
Didn't you cause enough harm?
Droopy: <picture of the lad>
Mary: My reputation ruined because of you and you still dare to contact me again like this!
FUCK OFF
GET LOST
Droopy: I just sent you my pictures
Mary: and stop sending me pictures of jamaican models. YOU ARE NOT ONE
Droopy: Send me a picture
Mary: DIDN'T YOU FUCKING READ WHAT I FUCKING WROTE YOU
I
WILL
NOT
SEND
YOU
MY
PICTURE
EVER
AGAIN
ASSHOLE
you can go now and ruin someone elses life
Droopy: Mary
Mary: NO

I think it's true love

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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:11 pm

A new lad, may or may not be AFF, but he is playing the romance game right from the start. He's from Senegal, speaks French, asked Anna if she speaks it as well.... of course not, I do a bit but he doesn't need to know that.

lad: Hello
Anna: hi
Lad: I want to know you
I am an artist peintre
Anna: What kind of artist is that?
Lad: Artist peintre
Decorations house
Anna: I don't speak french
Lad: Stick decorator
Anna: How do you decorate sticks?
Lad: I'm panting
Stick living room decorations
Anna: Uh
I really don't want to know what you do with your stick in the living room that makes you pant
Lad: I don't understand
Anna: me either

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Short and sweet few minutes of baraguin. LOL

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:09 pm

This lad takes his abuse so well.... for days now... and he keeps loving my character.

Lad: Oh how are you
How was your night
Hope you slept well
Anna: Yes fine
Are you done mocking me?
Lad: Why will I mock you
Anna: You did yesterday when I told you about my ex husband abusing me
That is not cool
Lad: Oh am sorry
Very sorry
But to be sincere I was unable to sleep yesternight
Anna: why?
Lad: Cause you stop talking to me
You ignore all my messages
Anna: You deserved it. You were mean
Lad: Well it alright
Am getting to use to you
Maybe you don't know when am chatting with yiu I fell happy
Anna: When you are mean to me I am sad
Lad: Hmm I know now I won't want you to be sad
Pls
Anna: Then you shouldn't act stupid
Lad: Okay my lady
Trust me
Anna: Why would I?
Lad: Cause I would not allow you to be sad
Anna: But you caused it
many times now
Lad: I knw I won't do that again
Promise to make you happy
Anna: Why would I believe that?
Lad: Cause you are my heart 💓 beat
Anna: Then you got a serious problem
Lad: No
Am good
And my heart never fail me
Precious jewel 🔶
My treasure
Hope in you

Can't say I didn't warn him

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:14 pm

I've been abusing this lad for months now and he keeps coming back for more. This evening he tried to insult Anna as well, but didn't really succeed. Laughing

Harry: How are you
Anna: I'm fine
Harry: How are you preparing for the Christmas
Anna: Not yet
Harry: Three days left
Anna: I know
How are you preparing
Harry: No much preparation because I will go to work on that day
Anna: okay
what about your mother? Why are you not visiting her for christmas
Harry: I told you already.
Anna: No you didn't. You said you are visiting her in April, you never said a word about christmas
Harry: My annual leave is in April
I work on 25th so I can't travel
Anna: Okay
Harry: Yea
Hope you are going to stay with your mom this season
Anna: why do you hope that?
Harry: Because I know that you will and it will be nice if you visit her
Anna: Then why do you ask
Harry: Interrogation
Are you a police officer?
Anna: I missed my calling
Harry: What's your calling
Anna: I don't call. I told you that
Harry: What's the calling that you missed
Anna: Did you already forget what you said?
Aren't you a bit young for dementia?
Harry: You always like to abuse me each time we chat
Is it because I'm black?
Anna: Are you insinuating that I'm a racist?
Harry: What brought dementia
Anna: I don't know. Maybe you hit your head as a baby
Harry: Maybe you are my mother
Anna: I don't think so. I'm too white for that
Harry: Just that my mother insult me The way you do
I know and too black
I'm a black guy
Anna: I'm not black
Harry: You are white and I'm black
Maybe that's why you always abuse me with words
Because of my color
Anna: Maybe you're a bit narrowminded
Harry: Or maybe that's how white see black
Anna: Are you done with the pity party?
Harry: Maybe more insult and abuse is coming from you
Anna: Maybe more self pity is coming from you. Can't you pick a corner to sit and cry?
Harry: How do you see your self when crying
Anna: We were not talking about me now
Harry: We were because you are too white
Anna: And you were feeling too sorry for yourself for not being white
Or being a cry baby
or having early dementia
take your pick
Harry: You can choose any one you love so much
Anna: All of the above
Harry: Wow congratulations to you dear
You are blessed
Anna: Thank you
Harry: Ok
You are a darling
What did you eat for dinner?
Anna: your head
Harry: Really?
Anna: apparently
Harry: You are not sure of what you ate
Anna: Are you done feeling sorry for yourself now and ready to act like a man?
Harry: I'm a man anytime any where
Anna: You could've had me fooled
Harry: No I wont
Anna: If you say so
Harry: Are you a carnivorous animal?
Anna: Are you a condescending idiot?
Harry: Because I asked you what you ate you said my head
Anna: so you really lost your brain
Harry: Lol
Anna: proves my point
Harry: I have seen that you are much ready for abuses this night.
My mouth is shut.
I love you Anna
Anna: Thanks Harry
Harry: I will be happy if you stop abusing me
Anna: Noted
Harry: Will you still be abusing me when we are married?
Anna: We are not getting married
Harry: Is that why you abuse me?
Anna: What does that have to do with us not getting married
Harry: Are you abusing me because you believe we won't get married
Anna: someone just won the wildcard for round two
Harry: Wildcard of what
Anna: wildcard of smartness
Harry: Who?
Anna: Not you apparently
Harry: I know
But who
Anna: Donald Trump
Harry: Ok
He is smart thou
Anna: Says more than enough I think
Harry: I don't think
Anna: You didn't need to tell me the obvious
Harry: Why are you stubborn
Anna: Because it gives me so much pleasure
Harry: But you are a Christian
So you shouldn't be
Anna: You're telling me I shouldn't be a Christian?
You heathen unbeliever
Harry: You shouldn't be stubborn
You idol worshipper
Anna: Are you insulting me now?
Harry: No just telling you that this is an insult
Anna: Then you used insulting words to bring that message and I don't appreciat such assholery behavior
Harry: Ok
Try to always minimize the insults you give to me
Anna: I don't take orders from nobody
Harry: But do you take advice from nobody
Anna: Yes of course I do
Harry: Ok
Anna: But only from people who actually have brains
Harry: It takes only one with brain to know someone with brain
Anna: Exactly my point
Harry: Yea
Anna: Done whining now or do you need a cake with candles with that pity party
Harry: What do you think
Anna: I think I need more wine now
Harry: Me too
What's your favorite
Anna: The one that gets me really wasted after talking to an idiot for an hour
Harry: You have an idiot at home,?
So sorry
Anna: I live alone. You're the only one I've been talking to
Harry: You are not living alone
Anna: No, I have a goldfish. He doesn't say a word
Harry: Ok
So when you are lonely what do you do
Anna: Taking my talents to south beach
Harry: Whats your talent
Anna: Dotting the i
Harry: Ok
Nice talent dear
Anna: Thanks Harry. It always makes me sing soprano so I"m quite pleased with it myself
Harry: So who is the lucky guy
Anna: Lucky guy for what?
Harry: That always melt your heart whenever you are horny
Anna: ahw harry how did you know I always take honey in my tea
Harry: Hahahah
I didn't say honey but horny
You are a young lady sometimes your pussy get wet and need a dick
Anna: Sometimes your arse gets too big and needs to be kicked
Harry: Naughty Anna
Anna: You should tell your mother how you're talking to me today. I wonder what she has to say about it
Harry: Have you ever told your mother how you were insulting me calling me all sorts of names.
Anna: My mother is not interested in other men
Harry: I think if you do she will be mad at you
Anna: I think if she knew she'd kick your ass for talking dirty
Harry: No she will be mad at you for abusing your husband
Anna: I don't have a husband
Harry: But I'm here
Anna: meaning?
Harry: Yes
Anna: Ah... that explains it all.
Thanks for this wonderfull and deep meaningful insights
goodnight
Harry: Tell me you love me before you leave
Anna: You love me before you leave
Harry: Harry I love you
Anna: I'm glad you do

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 8:15 pm

Nysc (the nigerian youth service) or NSyinc... what's the difference really?

Lad: What are you doing
Anna: I'm at the office
Lad: Ok
I just finish my assignment
How is it going over there
Anna: What assignment?
Lad: I went down for national service
Hope I am not disturbing you
Anna: What kind of service?
Lad: Nysc
Anna: I didn't know you were gay
can you dance?
Lad: Hmm gay
I can dance small
How did you mean by you don't know I am a gay
Anna: It's a boy band, they're all gay
Lad: No I cannot dance that
I am not a gay
If I am a gay I will not love you
Anna: Maybe that's why they finished you
Lad: Well whatever that happened have been destined to be so
And I believe in one thing
Anna: equal rights?
Lad: Yeah and that whatever that will be will be
Anna: que sera
Lad: Are you through
Anna: with what?
Lad: Sorry
I thought you are busy
How is it going in the office
Anna: fine
Can you sing?
Lad: Where do you work...if I may ask you
Can you sing?...,yes I can sing anytime that I am in the mood
Anna: Can you show me?
Lad: Now?
Anna: sure. You can make a video of you singing and dancing. I'd like to know why they kicked you out of the band
Lad: Aw
Is like you love it
What is your favorite song
Anna: of course I like it
Lad: Aw that is good
Can I ask you
Anna: asking is free
Lad: Where do you work
Hope I am not disturbing you beautiful angel
Anna: when are you going to show me your singing and dancing skills?
Lad: Hmm
I will show you as soon as I am in the mood
Is it OK for you baby
Anna: When will that be?
Lad: I will not tell you for now because I know I am not in the mood for now
Anna: Okay
Lad: And will not use because I want to make you happy now and promise what I can not do now
Anna: Okay
Lad: Please bear with baby
Anna: Okay
I have work to do
Lad: Okay thanks for your understanding
I love you more baby

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:22 pm

Lad: my love ❤
Anna: Good evening
Lad: good evening angel
Anna: how was your day?
Lad: too stressful
and you
Anna: same
Lad: oh so how do you feel now
Anna: tired
Lad: oh try to rest dear
what you doing now
Anna: watching tv
Lad: okay
hope you have taken your night bath
Anna: You think I"m dirty
Lad: no Anna
way did you think that way
Anna: because of what you said
Lad: but i said nothing bad
Anna: you hope I've taken my bath is implying I smell bad
Lad: no joo,all what i mean is have you taken your bath so that you can have a rest
Anna: so I can't rest without it?
Lad: here before rest we have to take out bath
Anna: sounds a bit compulsive
did you get treated for that?
Lad: lol anna it our country
Anna: Is the whole country OCD?
Lad: yeah 😂
Anna: damn. I'd better think twice about a relationship then
Lad: hey that does not stop the love
it about love not tribe or race
Anna: ocd is nasty
I'm not getting myself mixed up witht that
Lad: lol what ocd
Anna: you said the whole coutry is it. Aren't you supposed to know then
Lad: don't know the meaning
tell me
hey it not a force to bath before resting but our own mentality bath before rest
Anna
Anna: how do you bathe your mentality?
Lad: forget about that
Anna: can't
Lad: Why
Anna: because it's way too interesting to learn how mentalities are bathed
Lad: anna you don't need to learn that
Anna: I most definitely do
Lad: Why
Anna: because I'm intrigued
Lad: if you want to learn come here and learn
Anna: With all the ocd people?
no thank you
please start explaining
Lad: what ocd tell me before i explain
Anna: You were going to explain first. Don't divert now
Lad: you are teasing me
Anna: I'm very serious
Lad: okay
what did you wana know
Anna: how do you bathe your mentality
Lad: anna to take bath it will relax the body
you will feel great
Anna: that's the body
but how do you bathe your mentality?
Lad: Yes
maybe i need to show you that
Anna: please do
Lad: video of me taking my bath
Anna: of your mentality being bathed
Lad: see anna you win me
nothing to say
Anna: you said it now I need to know
Lad: Anna
please forget it
Anna: Not a chance

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 2:04 pm

Several days of lad frustration

Lad: Hey
Nora: My name is not hey
Lad: Sorry, do you want me to call by your name
Nora: Would be a bit weird to call me geore
I don't understand
Nora: What's my name?
Lad: Nora
Nora: Exactly
Lad: So how did George came about
Nora: I don't know George
Lad: But you said Would be a bit weird to call you george
Nora: Yes of course it is
So why would you
Lad: Am not understand you, you getting me confuse
Nora: Why?
Lad: like you want me to call you Nora and before you perfect George, so were is coming from
Nora: You seem to know him well, maybe you can tell me
Lad: i don't any George, that was the name you mentioned eariler
Nora: But you said he's perfect and know where he's coming from
Lad: i wanted TO if that is also your name, and that a male name that's why am confuse
Nora: You just said my name is Nora. Why do you think I'm a male
Lad: am some kind of speechless
Nora: You're one to talk
Lad: what do you want me to say like you asked me do i think you are male, i can't say cos i have not seen you to know that
Nora: You act like a girl but you don't hear me say you are one
Lad: NO, am not a girl and why will i be acting like.
And why did you that
Nora: I didn't do anything
Lad: i wanted to know why you said i act like a girl
Nora: It's obvious
Lad: how
Talk to let me know, how is it obvious
Nora: You must've has conversations with only girls so much that you didn't even notice that you act like one yourself
Lad: Are you serious am acting like girl
Nora: You said I'm a man
Lad: that was them
Nora: Who?
Lad: now i know you re not a male
Nora: How do you know?
And who are them?
Lad: i know cos i felt it.
there is no them
Nora: But you said it
Lad: maybe i said but there is no them
Can you pls change the topic
Nora: Then why did you talk about them
Are they secret
Lad: their is no secret
Nora: Then who are they
Lad: no one
Nora: Then what were you talking about
Lad: i just want you to change the topic
pls
Nora: I just want to know who they are
Lad: YOU
LIKE I FIND LOVE IN YOU, SINCE YOU WANT TO KNOW
Nora: You said "that was them" I'm just one, them is more so this still didn't explain anything
Lad: YOU SAID YOU'RE JUST ONE AND THAT ONE PERSON IS JUST YOU.
AND EVERTHING I HAVE BBE TALKING IS ALL ABOUT YOU
CAN YOU PLS ACEEPT
Nora: So you think I'm schitzophreinc?
Lad: NO, and i don't so.
why will i be thinking so?
i just said my mind that's all
Nora: you said you were talking about me and it's plural so who else do you think I am?
Is this about george again?
Lad: no, you
Nora: and...
Lad: there's no and
is just you
Nora: you were talking about more people

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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:47 pm

Same lad... more days of frustration and he's close to tears now

Lad: Am not talking about more people, am talking about you.
YES you
Nora: You were talking about them
That's not me
But someone else. More someones
Lad: just remove the word them and everything will be all about you,there is no one else but you.
just you belive me
Nora: Then you just said "that was"
That doesn't make much sense
Lad: Maybe you are looking at what i said before 'that was ',but these is reality now is all about you.
Is it a crime that some told that he has feels for you
Nora: Me or George
?
Lad: you
Nora: So George has feelings for me
You have to introduce us
Lad: there is no George,is just you
Nora: But i don't have feelings for me so I'd have to find George
Do you know where he lives
Lad: all my feels is for you and no one else
where who lives
Nora: George
Lad: there is nothing like George
Nora: That's what i expected
So you can't keep him all to yourself
Lad: Am not keeping anyone on less you
Nora: George
You have to tell me about him
It's selfish not to
Lad: there is no George, am serious
Nora: You're messing with me
Lad: no am not
Nora: Yes because you keep hinting about George without saying anything substantial
Lad: And there is nothing substantial about it
since you don't to belive me, then let me just be calm
since you don't want to belive me, then let me just be calm
And there is nothing substantial about it
since you don't want to belive me, then let me just be calm
Nora: Then tell me the non substantial things
Lad: There is nothing to tell, you just want to put words into my mouth.
come to think of it,is high time i stay low cos i have seen that you don't want me. but i will still be pushing
Nora: Pushing what?
I don't get it
Lad: I know you will still be asking more question, that's why i decided to stop until you tell me yes
just forget about George, i don't any one with that name
Nora: I was asking what you are pushing.
I didn't say a word about George
Lad: just forget about it
all i ask was to be your friend and nothing more
Nora: But you said you'd be pushing something
What's that
Lad: That's means is high time i stay low
Nora: If you say so
Lad: you made me to say so, i know still want you
Nora: I didn't make you do anything
Lad: So since you said didn't make me do anything, that's you want to say something that i want to hear.
just say it am all ears
Nora: Can you show me?
Lad: just tell that you want me
Nora: I thought you were going to show me your all ears
Lad: that's all i want to hear
Nora: I want to see them
Lad: so you want me to cut it off
Nora: Eew
Gross
Lad: do you, you re hurting my feelings
Nora: I'm not doing anything
You're talking about cutting off your ears
Lad: i was only playing
Nora: With what?
Lad: nothing
Nora: You're weird you know
Lad: i know, cos you're making me so
Nora: I'm not making you anything. You're just acting strange and evasive all the time
Lad: Am not strange, just that i feel alonely
am not strange, just am lonely
And i want to stop been lonely
Nora: maybe you shouldn't talk about cutting off your ears then
Lad: yep,so what your answer about me
Nora: I don't know
Lad: why
Nora: becuase you're the master of confusion
Lad: am not confuse, and why did you say am confuse
Nora: Because you confuse me all the time
Lad: how
Nora: With them and George and the cutting off ears
That's how
Lad: why do you like go back to the past,all of that are is left them behind coz it don't make sense.
just stop all about George and cutting, you don't know how i feel that's why you're doing these
Nora: No I was taking about it again because you asked
Lad: About what
Nora: You just can't stop can you
Lad: stop what
Nora: about george
Lad: that sounds good for me
Nora: why does it?
Lad: Because that's the only thing i don't know and any time you say something about it, i will be speechless
Nora: and you just said you wanted to talk about him even more
Lad: no, i did not say that
Nora: yes you did
Lad: no
Nora: I said "you can't stop talking about it" you asked "about what" I said "about george" and you said "that sounds good for me"
Lad: and when did i
Nora: so start talking
Lad: It sounds good if we don't say anything about it, that's all.
You're prolonging it that's all, let just not talk about that name
Nora: but you started it again
not me
Lad: let just forget about it
So since we are not going to talk about it, i have think of re-conceding about what you think about me
Nora: I still think you're confusing
Lad: how dear
Nora: Because of the issues with the cutting off ears and the mystery of George
You can't let this go
You keep bringing this up
Lad: ok, forget about George and cutting.
what did you say apart from it
Nora: I didn't say anything
Lad: why?
Nora: I just didn't
Lad: so you don't want me then
Nora: Did I say that
Lad: in-directly, that's what you mean
Nora: so now you're a mindreader?
Lad: yep, somehow.
i studied education psychology
Nora: ok, quick
what am I thinking right now
answer quick
Lad: am not with you, like i need see someone face before i can tell
Nora: but you claimed to know my thoughts just a few minutes ago
Lad: yep with the re-action i sense that one, like you were trying to say you don't want me. that one easy everybody can sense it
Nora: See, that's why you're so confusing
Lad: you always say am confuse
why?
Nora: because you say different things all the time
Lad: i can see you don't understand me that's why
Nora: because you're confusing
Lad: The way i communicate is like some kind of emotional and also posture
Nora: I don't understand why you are being emotional
Lad: And that i can't help, i don't know what call it. But i belive is too emotional
Nora: so you're one of those cryers?
Lad: so you want me to continue crying
Nora: are you crying right now?
Lad: hahahaha, no
Nora: so why do you ask if I want you to continue crying if you are not currently crying?
Lad: some maybe crying deep inside and no one will know that he/she is crying inside, i try to see if you can get a chance and see is not working deep inside it hurt
Nora: did you eat something wrong?
Lad: Sorry i don't understand
Nora: you say it hurts inside, that's usually when I've eaten something bad
Lad: well just forget about it, i feel like is not going to work
Nora: you keep bringing things up and then don't want to talk about them
Lad: yeah cos of the you approach them it make to feel wake, like emotional and i hate been emotionally down
Nora: so you say I'm making you cry?
Lad: yes of cos
Nora: can you show me?
Lad: like how
Nora: make a picture of it
Lad: like in silence
Nora: no, with a camera
Lad: so you want to see how sad my face is
Nora: sure
since you're offering
Lad: that will be leta , cos don't you see me crying
wait if i send it, will you give yes as an answer
Nora: but you were going to send me a picture of you crying right now, so if you send it later it won't be the same
Lad: hahah, so you want to see me cry
Nora: you offered
Lad: i did not
Nora: yes you did
Lad: no i did not, by the way you're the one making me to be sad since 3days now
Nora: yes you did, so now show me or I'll stop talking
Lad: so you want to stop talking to me that's not fair
i will send it leta cos am having issues with my devic
Nora: ok. We'll talk later
Lad: why leta
if i send it leta, by that time i will not be crying. it will be a facial smlie
Nora: then it won't be the same right
never mind, just don't send anything, we just won't speak again
Lad: how
so you're sending me away
Nora: yes
you promised me a picture of you crying, if you don't send me that then you can't be trusted
Lad: i can help it like my device had an issue,so i don't know what to do.
so you want to keep being emotionally down
that's not fair
Nora: breaking promisies is not fair
Lad: i known is my fault cos is not sending picture, but since you said you won't talk to me again no problem. i understand, am ok with your decision
I know not talk to will not make me happy, i know i feel right now can you please talk to me

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

"...there's nothing like George..."
"That's what I expected. So you can't keep him all to yourself"1😂😂😂😂

This whole conversation....hilarious!

🤣🤣🤣

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:29 pm

It amazes me how every lad phone in Africa suddenly becomes faulty when you need trophies from them or when they're begging you to buy them a new one yet the devices suddenly work perfectly when they demand a voice or video call from you. Dare I say it but this would almost seem to be deliberate Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:11 pm

Congo lad is still around

Lad: Babe make enquiry on how to get invitation letter
Nora: no
Lad: Why no
Nora: can't you ask me nicely instead of demanding
Lad: Ohhh I'm sorry please
Forgive my manners
Nora: sure
Lad: Babe please help me and make enquiry on how to get invitation letter.
Nora: I can't
Lad: Why
Nora: because they're not letting people from outside of europe enter the country
why would you even go to a corona infested place/
Lad: I want to see you.
Nora: and risk your life? You must be crazy
or suicidal
there are quicker ways to die you know
Lad: You are insulting me
Nora: no
If I was insulting you you wouldn't question it
Lad: How will I see you

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:16 pm

Kevin, the Lad who failed to safari last year, turned up in Hangouts, and chat ensued; here's an extract (the Lad is in italics).

How are you doing
Heard about COVID-19?
Yes
I think my case number is 397.
I don't get
You wouldn't. There have been only a few cases over there.
I'm one of about 400 here.
Who knows how many tomorrow?
You mean you have covid-19
Yep.
How come
I can't sleep right now. So I'm staying in touch with others this way since I can't leave the house.
We had a photoshoot to which some Chinese models were invited. That's the best guess about how.
May Skadhi be with me.
Amen
O RLY?

Hey wussup
Insomnia
What's that
Can't sleep.
Sorry dear.....let's chat on my other account
Huh?
What's wrong with this one?
Nothing just thought you're use to the other account
Why would that be?
I don't know just thought so
Well, I'm not.
Ok
I'm also not happy, I haven't slept more than three hours a night for the past four nights, I'm sick as the proverbial dog and snarking at the world.
What did the doctor say
I've got COVID-19 and I have to get over it.
Like everyone else who's got it.
Try taking chloroquine
It doesn't work.
Also, anti-malarial drugs aren't common in this part of Australia.
Even if they did work, and they don't.
QED.
This is fucking serious
No fucking shit, Sherlock!
You still think it's serious?
I know it is
Just as well. You'd be a total dumbass if you thought it wasn't.
Lol
Still as funny as ever
I'm not trying to be funny! Do you think that pandemics and mass deaths are something to laugh at?
If you do think that, you are on sick sonofabitch.
Calm down
I am calm. I don't have the energy for anger.
Ok

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:09 pm

This lad promised to do something for Nora, to get an Easter gift from her. Didn't know easter gifts were a thing, but in lad land of course it is. Not telling (yet) what, let's see if he'll deliver first
Lad: I want to ask you something
Can you give me just £50?
It will be enough for me to acquire <snipped> to do <task> for you my love
Nora: No
Lad: Y
???
Nora: Because I told you that you will get an Easter gift after you did that. Not before
Lad: Ok I will try my best
Nora: Alright
Lad: I will talk to friends to get money to satisfy you
Nora: Let me know how it goes
Lad: I will talk to friends to get money to satisfy you
Where in Netherlands do you live?
Nora: Amsterdam
Lad: Your address?
Nora: none of your busines
Lad: Why love
Nora: because I say so
Lad: Tell me pls
Nora: what part of none of your fucking business is unclear?
Lad: Your address
Nora: my address is not in that line
Lad: Which line
Nora: where it's none of your fucking business
Lad: Why can't you tell me
Nora: because
it
is
none
of
your
fucking
business
Lad: At least we have built some friendly relationship
Nora: I'm glad you think so
Lad: So you should tell me everything about you
Og
Nora: right
Lad: really?
Alaye
Hw fa na
Nora: what?
Lad: What's right?
Nora: the other side of left
Lad: What's the other side of left
Nora: right of course
Lad: What's right
Nora: does anybody really know what's right actually?
Lad: You know because you mentioned it
Nora: yet I explained and you won't accept it
Lad: Send me your pictures now
Nora: stop being a prick now
Lad: Prick?
Nora: That's what I said
Lad: Prick here means dick
You want my dick
Nora: not what I meant, but allright
Lad: You want it?
When last you have sex
Nora: none of your busines
Lad: You my love
Tell me baby
Nora: none of your fucking business
Lad: You love me or no
Nora: I never said that
Lad: You love me
Yes or no
Nora: I never said that
Lad: Answer yes or no
Nora: yes or no
Lad: I am getting angry
Nora: that happens sometimes.
Lad: Am angry now
Nora: take deep breaths and try to calm down
Lad: You caused it
Nora: okay, but maybe you shouldn't get angry but focus on the costume, so I can focus on your gift
Lad: Hahahaha
I want you to calm my anger
Tell me romantic words
Nora: I'm not in the mood right now, you made me angry as well
Lad: Ooo sweetheart I dont want you angry
I Beautiful Queen like you shouldn't be angry

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:18 am

Same lad as before and (shocker) he didn't fulfil his promise. Now he's not happy that he didn't get his easter gift.
Side note, he looks like a begger here, but he really is a scammer

Lad: NORA pls help me with something
Government have locked down everywhere and I dont have anything to eat. Am sterving
Nora: Not my fault
Lad: I know
But am begging you to assist me
Pls
Nora: You didn't hold up your end of the deal
Lad: I know
That aside
Pls assist me this is very important... See even £50
Nora: I don't see why I would
Lad: Pls.... An serious with you am Hungary
I only ate once the whole day
And you know what I ate? Its garri
Nora: I don't know garri but I thought you were from Nigeria
Lad: Yes
Garri is our local food
It's smth like casava flake
Mostly eaten by the poor
Nora: Cassava is nice
Lad: So that's what I ate since morning and a friend gave me
Nora: Nice of him
Enjoy
Lad: I'm asking you for help
I dont knw what I will eat in the coming days
And am Hungary even now
Nora: But why are you not in Nigeria anymore
Lad: I'm in Nigeria
Nora: You travel fast
Lad: I have been chatting you from Nigeria
From where?
Travel fast from where?
Nora: Hungary of course
Where else
Lad: I'm hungry....i need food
Nora: Then you should go back to Hungary if you don't like the Nigerian food
Lad: I'm famished
I have studied you well and known you, you always act weird to some things like you don't know the actual meaning.
Meanwhile you know what I mean
To be Hungary means to be in need of food.
Hunger
Hunger
Hunger
I dont mean Hungary as a country
Nora: It's a nice country though
Lad: Amen.....God go answer your prayer

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:33 pm

Lad: I feel like crying while seeing you when I know you can help me but didn't
Nora: join the club we have tshirts
Lad: Which club
Nora: the pitypartyclub
Lad: Will I get cash there
Nora: of course
Lad: Add me

Oh he'll hopefully be added to some club, I referred him to a very trustworthy church a few days after this chat

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 8:52 am

Abdul: Why you not replying me
Nora: because you were rude and you were calling while I told you not to
Abdul: Am not rude maybe you are rude but not me I told you several times not to insult me
Nora: wow thanks for calling me rude
Abdul: No am not saying you are rude you just always insulting me which you know I don't like it
Can you take me where you are we be together there you know I will not be calling you we will be seeing each other face to face
Nora: sure you can come visit
Abdul: Will you take me
Nora: on o tour of the city? Of course
Abdul: I don't understand am in the Gambia 🇬🇲 in west Africa will you take me and where are you even.
Nora: I'm in Amsterdam, Netherlands
Abdul: Good so will you take me there I be with you there
Nora: how?
Abdul: By applying a visa for me and take me
Nora: I can't do that
Abdul: But why or you send an invitation to me
Nora: Ok. I hereby invite you to visit the Netherlands
Abdul: Yeah please 🙏 I want to come there and see there and to be with you there
Nora: Okay
Abdul: Will you take me
Nora: where?
Abdul: To Netherland 🇳🇱 please 🙏
Nora: but I'm here already
Abdul: I know that but you can help me to take me if you are ready people use to be hear and there friends or there wife's or girlfriends use to be hear and they take them to the European countries you can do the same of cause
Nora: but you're not my wife or my girlfriend
Abdul: I know that am just explaining to you
Please 🙏 help me Nora I also be at Netherland
Nora: why?
Abdul: I want to see there and to be with you
Nora: oh, but you can
Abdul: Why
Nora: because it's a free world
Abdul: No please take me I will never let you down
Nora: but I can't take you
Abdul: But why you cannot do that for me please
Nora: because I'm not there so I can't take you anywhere
Abdul: You are not where?
Nora: there
Abdul: But I tell you, you can go to your ambassador and talk to him that you want to take someone to Netherland he is my friend or boyfriend so that they can easily help you how you can take me there
Nora: but I don't know him
Abdul: That those not matter you will just go and explain what you went for me please
Nora: but you're not my boyfriend
Abdul: Oh my god am explaining it to you how the things can go fast even if I am not if you are ready I can be
Nora: I'm not ready
Abdul: Why? And please do as I say I beg you
They will tell you all the things you will do just how you can take me please
Nora: but why?
Abdul: But why what
Please take me
Nora: why do I have to take you?
Abdul: Just to help me I also want to see Europe hear is not easy for me and I lost my father
Nora: Then you should try and find him
Abdul: He pass away
He is death how can I find him
Please please please help me and I be with you there in Netherlands 🇳🇱
Nora: look where you last saw him
and why would I want you to be with me?
Abdul: Are you laughing 😂 with me or what
To just appreciate me like the way I appreciate you and beside you are single and am single too so please take me we be together happily
Nora: that I'm single doesn't mean I'm desperate
Abdul: I understand but you can be with me please and please do something for me and take me hear you see me am not even in my own compound
Nora: but you're already there
Abdul: Where?
Nora: there
Abdul: There at where
Nora: there at where you just said
Abdul: Okay now can you help me take me to Netherland
Nora: That's not what you just said
Abdul: I don't know what I have just say can you please help me
Nora: you just said you wanted me to take you there
Abdul: Yeah in Netherland
Nora: no there
Abdul: Thank you
I can see you are laughing at me not ready to help me
Nora: I can see that you are trying to confuse me
Abdul:To confuse you of what
Nora: that
Abdul: Ok
Will you help me
Nora: with what?
Abdul: To help me and come to Netherland
Nora: but I'm already there
Abdul: Can we please chat with voice message
And you are already there am talking about myself
Nora: no we can't
Abdul: What is your problem hope are from Netherland or a white person
Nora: do I look like a white person?
Abdul: Who are you, You never send me your pictures what kind of human being are you
Nora: I'm Nora, nice to meet you
Abdul: What did you mean
Nora: you asked me who I am. did you forget already?
Abdul: Can I see your pictures
Nora: yes
Abdul: Okay send it to me
Nora: they're in my proflie, you can check
Abdul: No I want you send me by yourself like how I do
Nora: <picture>
Abdul: Such a nice lady can I have more
Nora: I told you I don't like making pictures. I'm done now
Abdul: Oaky thanks now is left to hear each other voice or we do videos call
<missed call>
Nora: I told you no. you're being rude again
Abdul: No problem am sorry please 🙏 marry me

Posted: Mon May 25, 2020 3:08 pm

I have a fresh character on facebook and a lad who fell in love instantly. He has a few lies on his profile and Bella likes to remind him of it

Leo: What's the nature of ur job
Bella: im a recruiter
whats your job?
Leo: Okay!!?
Wot does it entail
Bella: getting peeps jobs that fit them
Leo: Didn't u see it in my profile too
Oh wow
So can u use ur expertise to Kno wot fits me
Bella: lolz you lie in yur profile
Leo: U didn't even ask wot country am from
Bella: becus its in yur profile and it might be another lie
Leo: Lolz not all in my profile
Oh c'mon!😂😂
D age thingy is d only lie
Bella: your prof says your self employed and from nigeria right
but that doesnt say what job it is
Leo: Absolutely correct
Buh am not self employed__is just formalities
Buh my country is actually Nigeria
Is even obvious
Bella: so another lie
i think im done talking for today. i dont like liars
Leo: Formalities not a lie
At least u said for today so there is hope to speak to u next time
Oh c'mon!!
Am just tryna HV a good conversation Even though u think is based on lies
I mean das y I suggested video call
2 days later
Leo: Am I forgiven now
Bella: dunno
Leo: Can u imagine
U just jumped into conclusions
U judged me outrightly and dah ain't fair
Bella: u were lyin to me and thats not fair
Leo: Seriously I was trying to incite could conversation my intention was not to lie
They were common jokes
Why am I explaining myself so much
Bella: dunno but i dont like lying
Leo: and u think I love it
D tin is dat all my life hv always been honest and open wit people buh in d end dey sort of use it against
Bella: so you lie to me becus you think im gonna us your real age agenst you? that doesnt make since
Leo: I was being cautious
It doesn't need to make sense
Look das not d point am trying to make here
Bella: den whats the point
Leo: I think I need to ask my own questions about u too
Bella: doesnt seem like the point
Leo: So can I ask still
Bella: hmm
sure
Leo: How's your boo
Bella: boo? bf you mean? i don't have a bf
Leo: Yeah bf
Gotcha!!
Bella: kay i had a boyfriend but he wanted to bank anoter girl during lockdown
Leo: Bank?
U see!
U lied also
Bella: no i didnt lie
i told you i dont have a bf and i dont have one
we broke up when he banked that bimbo 2 monts ago
Leo: U kip saying bank
Bella: yup
Leo: How does bank come into play here
Or u trying to say bang??
Bella: you know banking its what people do when theyr horny
Leo: U shud replace d 'k' wit a 'g' for clarity
Bella: for u maybe but thats how we say it
Leo: Yes I kno
In Dutch?
Bella: no we just call it neuken but i thot you dont speak dutch
Leo: Forgive me am not trying to imply anything or sound rude I just wanna know is all
No I don't
But I wud love to learn it
Heard issa sexy language
Which brings me to the next question
How come u speak Basic English or is it a second language in d Netherlands
Bella: sorta but we learn it in scool and i need it for wrk
Leo: Wow das impressive
I hope u are not finding too hard to understand my own English
I consider my English too extreme and sometimes difficult to understand
It is wot I love to call a conundrum
Bella: Nope i undrstand
Leo: I know u do

Posted: Mon May 25, 2020 3:28 pm

Another new lover for Bella
Ugh: Am just waking up from sleeping
Bella: lolz why this late
Ugh: I didn't slept well at night becus i was reading
Bella: what were you readin?
Ugh: Is a historical adventure book( the emperor of paris)
Bella: sounds boring did you wrote it?
Ugh: No is a novel
Bella: kay
Ugh: Dont u like to read?
Bella: nope
Ugh: Why ?
Bella: cuz its boring
Ugh: Lolz bella u funny
Bella: are you?
Ugh: So how is ur parents?
Bella: there fine
Ugh: My regard to them
Bella: thnx
Ugh: I guess u are Christian?
Bella: No I'm bella
Ugh: Lol
I mean ur religion
Bella: oh i dont have one
Ugh: Wht about ur parents
Bella: wat about them?
Ugh: I mean which religion the attend?
Bella: hey do you want to talk to my parents? your boring me
Ugh: So sorry dear
Pls dont get angry
<video>
Pls dont laugh at me
Bella: i dont kno what you sent me but i cant see it
Ugh: Why u can't see it
Is a video
Bella: kay i saw it now
did you just made that
Ugh: Pls dont laugh oo
No it was before
Bella: lolz i didnt
Ugh: Did u like it?
Bella: sure
i like parties
Ugh: Okey dear
How is ur weather over there today
Bella: its nice
Ugh: Mine here is so hot
Bella: I like it hot
Ugh: Jesus babe , u wont like it hot here ...is too crazy weather
Hello
U went of line but u never let me know?
Bella: are you my mom?
Ugh: Hahaha
Not really
But just a male friend
Bella: allrighty then
Ugh:
Were u angry with it?
Bella: shuld I be?
Ugh: Then am sorry
Bella: kay
Ugh: I guess u are not angry agian with me?
Bella: i wasnt in the first place
Ugh: Okey dear
Have u take ur dinner?
Bella: yes i did mom made soup
Ugh: Really?
U u guys do eat soup?
Bella: ofcourse we do. wy are you surprised?
Ugh: Cus i also cook soup and i was thinking is only we africans eat soup
Bella: lolz do you have the patents
Ugh: Whts is patents?
Bella: use google
Ugh: <screenshot>
Is this the meaning?
Bella: guess so
Ugh: Is all about goverment
I thought is food or soup?
Bella: kay your interpreting it wrongly but nvm
Ugh: Then help me out
Whts the meaning of patents?
Bella: i sad nvm
Ugh: God!! I still dont get it nvm?
Bella: ne ver minds
Ugh: So u can't teach me meaning of patents?
Comon am learning it from u ..just teach me
Bella: patents is when peeps dont want to share things witn other peeps
Ugh: Lol
Okey
I will take aggs and vegetables for dinner
Bella: kay
Ugh: Less i forget u promise to send me any of ur pics today
Bella: but you promise to do a vdeo for me and u didnt
Ugh: But i sent u one today
Bella: but not for me. u made it another day thats cheatin
Ugh: I purposely sent it to u
Just two days ago i made it
Bella: but not for me
Ugh: Is for u babe
Bella: you didnt promis til yesterday so its not
Ugh: Ok i will agian for u by moro
But pls can i see ur pic
Bella: tomorrow then
ttyl

[/color]another day

Ugh: Wht do u have for me today
Bella: nothing
Ugh: Why u never care to know my name?
Bella: cuz its in ur profile right
it sas there Ugh Ireland
Ugh: Buy not my real name ?
Bella: why not?
ar yu a liar
Ugh: No dear
Bella: kay den what?
Ugh: My real name is deans uch
Ireland is a nick name i use here
Bella: so is deans ur firstname or fam name
Ugh: But i tell my real name to those that i like and care for
Bella: kay. i tel my real name to peeps so that i know wen there talking to me
Ugh: Don't understand ?
Bella: kay wen I tell peeps that im mary and peeps yell mary watch out for that train how wil i know there talking to me?
Ugh: Hahaha yes is true
U do intelligent gr
Bella: but you didnt tell me if deans is yur firstname or fam name
Ugh: deans is my first real name
And am the last child of my parents
Bella: kay. why deanS are ther more than one of you
Ugh: Sorry didn't get u ?
Bella: the S sais there are more deans
Ugh: Hahaha no is how is been spell and pronounced
Bella: wierd
Ugh: Cus my father name is dean ..also
So i added S to mine
Bella: so there ar mor of u
wy do you keep lieing
Ugh: God bella i dont lie

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