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Padme
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:14 am |
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Awesome. I love the Christmas flowers. |
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Connie L. Gus
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:22 am |
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Busy little bee isn't he.
Remember, the lad is always wrong. Whatever he submits will not be acceptable. Flowers at Christmas? They should be Poinsettias. |
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-a few,
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:35 pm |
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Santa is a smurf and a hitlad who drinks Guinness
Nobody told me that when I was 7. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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Mon Dec 02, 2019 4:08 am |
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Just to put you all in the mood for the festive season.
https://youtu.be/ptKrOlggmoQ
Fish lad was meant to be recreating this for the orphans.
https://youtu.be/8hY85lqDvmw |
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MrMystery314
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Wed Dec 04, 2019 5:53 pm |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
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Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:30 pm |
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Congrats! |
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Birlic
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Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:44 pm |
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Yeap, congrats! |
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Padme
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Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:11 pm |
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MrMystery314 ... Here are your google drive images resized.
Great work!!
Dapper.... Love the jingle bells video. |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
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Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:20 pm |
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Santa appears to be grabbing his crotch a la Michael Jackson. He'd never get away with that at our local grotto |
_________________ I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
bred by Animal Farm Boars
π courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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Connie L. Gus
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Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:37 am |
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Nice work MrMystery314. I love the message. "The clinic just called with the reason for the burning sensation. We need to talk." "Make sure you take the pills with something." "I have to pee sitting down now."
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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MrMystery314
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Joined: 13 Dec 2014
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Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:21 am |
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Thanks for the help Padme.
From my church character's account who received the photos, I asked that lad if he would be so kind as to record A Christmas Carol for the orphans, ideally in costume. I'm curious if he'll agree. According to him, borrowing the costume cost about 5000 naira, or $13 USD. I also used his pictures to threaten a few other lads I'm trying to get pictures from, telling them that my guy already got it done and they will be cut out if they don't get their act together. ASEMs and fake lad characters are truly wonderful things.
Would we get multiple s or some hitherto unspecified surprise if we got multiple different lads to dress as Santa? |
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Bertje
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Joined: 25 Dec 2009
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Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:55 am |
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Padme
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Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:13 pm |
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MrMystery314 wrote: |
Would we get multiple s or some hitherto unspecified surprise if we got multiple different lads to dress as Santa? |
In my head, I was thinking a signifying this year's contest, but I have no issue or strong feelings either way about having multiple santas for multiple lads.... You folks are the ones getting the fantastic trophies, what do think? One santa per contest year or one santa per lad dressed as santa? I'll go with the general consensus.
As for additional prizes.... Maybe? dazzle me |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>LomΓ©>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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MrMystery314
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Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:59 pm |
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Well, it appears we celebrated too soon. When I got the pictures, I did a quick Google search to make sure nothing came up, but clearly I didn't look quite hard enough:
https://www.todaysecho.com/lifestyle/children-scream-cry-santa-takes-ridiculous-dimension-nigeria-photos/
Oh well. C'est la vie. Fortunately, I've still been pushing the Santa modality over the last week because I wanted more, but this is still annoying. Sorry everyone! |
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"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
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Connie L. Gus
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Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:26 pm |
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Someone is going to get a slap. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Padme
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Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:51 pm |
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That may well have slipped by me too, who would have expected that to be something he got online!! Ah well.... enjoy slapping the crap out of him. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
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Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>LomΓ©>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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Discombobulated lass
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Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:14 pm |
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The bloody cheek of this lad. Slap him hard and long. |
_________________ I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
bred by Animal Farm Boars
π courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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MrMystery314
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Joined: 13 Dec 2014
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Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:11 pm |
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Did Christmas come early this year?
I couldn't immediately find it on Google, although it seems awfully high-quality for a lad that I haven't talked to in about 2 weeks. |
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"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
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Linoline
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Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:15 pm |
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Congrats! Nice touch with the balloons |
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
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Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:19 am |
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Still trying to ascertain the picture's real. It sounds like the lad just went out and bought the costume, so that's good. The proportion of the mouth to the nose and chin in the picture seems a bit weird, but maybe that's just his smile. |
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"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
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Padme
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Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:05 am |
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Could it just be the beard making the smile seem off? It's so close to Christmas the balloons and presents could have been an existing Christmas display already in place somewhere. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>LomΓ©>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
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Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:39 am |
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^ Thatβs my guess too, as thereβs no indication I could find this was faked; details like the artificial turf and the presents make me suspect, like you said, this was a storeβs Santa display the lad borrowed. Not quite sure why Santa needs balloons, but not my problem. I do believe this is a unless thereβs something we missed. |
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"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
Hello! ~Kitty |
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