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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:45 am |
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On my life, in all honesty, no fingers crossed behind my back, I have NOT been cheeky, rude, naughty, nor perpetrated any awful badness towards the Fluffy Cuddly One recently, but somehow I now have another one of those bear-monster-thingies on my sig line!
Has Father Christmas called early, do you think?
Help needed.
signed: 'Worried of Wonderland' |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:29 am |
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Welcome to the grumpy bear club!
It's where all the fun people hang out |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:47 pm |
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Dear Worried,
Magical bear monsters are nothing to worry about. When the eldritch gods high above us in their celestial palace see fit to bestow favors upon us mortals, the best thing to do is to remain tight-lipped and count your blessings they didn't do worse. They aren't a punishment for anything you've done, but merely a reflection of bad will accumulated over a thousand generations. Oh, by the way, come next Halloween they may try to eat you.
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:55 pm |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:59 pm |
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Nobody knows why certain icons sometimes just wander into your sig line. They do look nice there so be sure to hug 'n cuddle them a lot |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:56 am |
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^^^ Thank you for all your good wishes, fellow travellers. I have found your various pieces of advice deeply reassuring. Am now making the new bear-thingy-thing feel welcome and all loved up. It's looking a little happier now in its new home.
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signed: "Slightly Less Worried of Wonderland" |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:43 am |
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Just accumulate one more bear then you will get a FREE Goldilocks & a years supply of porridge oats |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
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Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:19 am |
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You did something right to earn two |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Thu Nov 14, 2019 3:59 pm |
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^ Well, yes, but Mr Mystery says I still have to be careful because they may want to eat me!
Apparently he thinks they are some sort of karmic event.
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Purple
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Joined: 28 May 2005
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Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:04 pm |
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Iβd worry if you had four, kinda looks βsurroundedβ
Meanwhile, at least you have one of each colour β¦.. |
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