Brook on the brink

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Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:56 am

Dr Anderson Brook/Brook Anderson is glad, and makes a promising start that sadly doesn't live up to the promise (emphasis added):

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Attn:
dear beneficiary Miss. Camille White,
I am Dr. Anderson Brook, good day to you, I'm a united nations delivery official staff, I was assign by the united nations head recovery body team to carry out a compensation of your parcel assets box for delivery to you in your country. I am glad to inform you that, i am here in your country with your compensation parcel assets box that worth $5,600,000.00 {Five Million, Six Thousand U.S Dollars} ready for urgent delivery to you now to your doorstep in your house.
I am in your country international airport making preparation of the clearance of your assets parcel box for delivery to your doorstep immediately, but I was told by the airport authorities to obtain for you what is called {Beneficiary Tag Permit Certificate. B.T.P.C} in your names before the delivery of your compensation assets fund can be departed for inch-free delivery from the airport to your doorstep. I was told by the airport authorities that the {Beneficiary Tag Permit Certificate. B.T.P.C} in your names will convey the parcel box to your doorstep without any complication from the airport to your house address.
Sir, I will like you to send to me very urgent now as you read my email your international passport/your driver license, and your house address to enable me obtain the {Beneficiary Tag Permit Certificate. B.T.P.C} in your names from the airport authorities office and for recognition of yourself to avoid wrong delivery of your assets parcel box to you.
Thanks,
Dr. Anderson Brook.
Delivery Expert,
United Nations.

Cammy doesn't take that well.

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First off; It's Ms Camille White, not Miss, and I am so not Sir to you or anyone!
Secondly, no-one told me anything about a compensation parcel assets box being sent - this is the first that I heard of it; who's sending it?
Thirdly, we've got several international airports - you should be more specific.

So the Lad replies with the same message, but with Ms Camille White replacing the "Sir." Cammy has issues with that.

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I don't want to have to keep asking questions. Why am I being send millions of dollars in (apparently) cash, and in US dollars as well?

The Lad is not happy with Cammy:

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Please would you send your details for me to obtain the beneficiary tag permit certificate in your names from the Sydney airport authorities? I don't have time to waste here in your country. I have a lot of delivery to carry out to other customers.

She's not happy either.

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You'd be wasting less time if you answered my question about why I'm being send millions of dollars in (apparently) cash - US dollars as well. And what's the deal with "a lot of delivery to carry out to other customers"? You're a diplomat!

And not only is the Lad angry, but he's forgotten who's who (emphasis added):

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Attn:
dear beneficiary Mr. Robert Tinnion,
I am Dr. Anderson Brook, are you stupid or you out of your mind? Who are you asking those nonsense question? Did you think i am your age mate? Are you stupid? Please you are wasting my time here in your country, i have limited days to make the delivery of parcel assets box to your doorstep before my departure, i don't need to waste more than two working days in your country. Now i have spent three working days in your country already and i am spending money in the hotel for accommodation and feeding fee, you were suppose to invite me to your house, or take care of my accommodation, because i came to Australia for you, and the airport authorities are waiting for me to provide your delivery details and so that the {Beneficiary Tag Permit Certificate. B.T.P.C} can be prepared and issue to me in your names. Please i have a lots of assets parcel boxes to deliver to customers in all various country of the world before the year end. So send your details for me to obtain the {beneficiary tag permit certificate} in your names from the airport authorities in Sydney? Get back to me now.

Well, what is Cammy supposed to say to that?

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My name is Camille White, not Robert Tinnion.
I'm definitely not stupid or mad, but I wonder about your state of mind.
I'm asking a reasonable question and you chuck a snit that would disgrace a five-year-old.
I don't give a flying fuck about your age, buddy!
I have an IQ in the top five percent. You don't have a fucking clue.
I don't owe you anything. I didn't ask you to come to Australia.
Are you really a diplomat, or some jumped-up messenger boy? And why would you need a {Beneficiary Tag Permit Certificate. B.T.P.C} anyway?

Edited to add quote tag.