Funny chat bits with romance lads

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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:17 pm

This lad loves to be ignored for long periods of time, which I do often because he is just really boring sometimes.
This was after a lot of days of him saying "hi" "how are you" etc. without me even reading it.

Ray: Okay Dear Good bye
You has been Unfriend
Emma: again? for real this time?
Ray: I m hurt
Emma: why?
you are the one unfriending me
Ray: Because in my Life Attitude is not acceptable
Emma: everybody has an attitude. Whether it's a good one is debatable. I'm questioning yours right now
Ray: Mostly you show your attitude
But I respect you
Emma: what about my attitude?
Ray: I respect you and talk to you as a friend but you show that you are too busy and I m free
So I m hurt to this
Emma: So because you have time that means that automatically I have time as well? Some people actually have to work you know
Ray: Ok
For your kind information Everyone in world is Busy
Emma: No not everyone
Ray: It means just you are Busy and all people are free in the world
Emma: no that's not what I'm saying either
Ray: In short I talk to you if you give good response
Emma: can you provide a manual on what the approved responses are?
Ray: Nothing special but in positive
Emma: hm. That's not really specific
Ray: Ok

The next day
Ray: Good morning
Emma: I'm not really sure about the approved responses yet
Ray: Ohhh

And another amusing lad
Lad: Describe your 2018 in one word
What is the most stressful part of the holiday season for you
Emma: cheesecake
Lad: You like cheesecake? What has it to do with the stress?
Emma: you asked me 2 questions and this is my answer
Lad: to both
That's your answer?
Your 2018 cannot be cheesecake
Ok fine

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:59 am

Quote:

Wed 9:31 AM
Don: Wow
Hi Chloe
Where have u been
Chloe: Travel
Don: Oh i see
Where did u travel to ?
Chloe: Central and South America.
Don: Wow k
You are welcome
Chloe: For?
Don: I mean welcome back from your journey
Chloe: Whatever
Don: Whatever u said ?
Chloe: Ok
Don: Better
Chloe: Whatever
It means ok here
Don: Really
Chloe: As in Whatever you are saying is correct.
It's shorthand
Don: Alright ..
Back here we see that as someone who is sad
Chloe: Sad?
Sad people don't say anything here.
Except wow is me.
Don: I see
Chloe: No. You should say: Whatever.
Don: K.
Chloe: Where is the rest of the word?
Don: Lolz
OK.
Chloe: Whatever. I'm not getting you.
Don: Well Americans are above Africa
Chloe: I guess it depends on where you live in America, but NYC is north, yes.
What does that have to do with the price of rice in china?
Don: China is never a American
They are not part of American
Chloe: I know
I guess I can't understand your fancy language.
Don: Then I'm gonna teach you that ...
Chloe: And I will teach you English
Don: Whatever ...
Chloe: Exactly!
Don: Yeah ..
Chloe: You're already talking like a New yorker!
Don: lolz
So funny ..
Chloe: I know LOL is Lots of Love, but what is lolz? What is the Z?
Don: Lolz means here ...laughing
Chloe: Huh? That makes no sense.
Explain it.
Don: Z... those not mean anything
Chloe: I thought you were going to teach me.
Don: Not on this
Chloe: that's not helpful
Don: I will but not on this
Chloe: I guess I don't know why you would refuse. Why is it a secret?
Don: Is never a secret alright
Chloe: Then why would you not teach me the meaning behind it?
Don: I will teach you the important once
Chloe: Whatever. Please do so. I will not forget it. It doesn't take twice for me.
Don: Alright..i will
Pardon me ..how old are you
Chloe: 28
And you?
Don: Wow
Can't believe this
I'm 28 also
Chloe: What can't you believe?
Don: I said I'm 28 also
Chloe: You can't believe two people are 28? Don't you know people who are that age? Almost everyone I know is that age
Don: Yeah i do believe that
But never think of you an I been the same age
Chloe: Whatever.
Did you think I was older?
Don: Yeah...i was thinking so
Chloe: Aren't you the sweatest.
Do you have a picture?
Don: Yeah i do
Chloe: Can I see it?
Don: Ok. <Pic>
Chloe: I like red.
Don: Really <Another Pic>
Chloe: I don't lie.
I like the pink too
Don: Thank you chloe
Don: Can i see yours <Pics sent from the profile>
Wow
Wonderful
Indeed you are pretty
Chloe: Thank you.
Don: So what is your favorite
Chloe: My favorite what?
Don: The things you like :eyeroll:
Chloe: Black Raspberry pie.
Prince
Ginger
When the lights of NYC come on.
The Jersey Shore
Not people from Jersey.
What about you?
Don: I love football
Music
Wear's
Shoes
Chloe: may i ask a question?
Don: Go ahead
Chloe: What does the word favorite mean over there?
Don: Sorry it was a mistake i mean Favourite ...not favorite ...
Chloe: Well, we spell it favorite.
But, what does it mean over there?
Don: It has one meaning
Chloe: Which is?
Don: Favorite means what you like most !!
Chloe: Whatever.
So your favorite sport is football.
But, your favorite music is music?
I don't even know what a wear's is.
What are your favorite shoes?
It's like you don't even want to teach me.
Don: My favorite shoes is canvas
Then in aspects of music... I play keyboard an drum
Chloe: The brand is Converse?
You sing?
Don: White canvas
Chloe: Have you met my friend Darla?
Don: Darla is a Nigerian right ??
Chloe: Uh, no.
Don: Who is Darla please ?
Chloe: But she is part owner of a US music producing company.
Don: No i haven't met her
Chloe: I think she's traveling now for Christmas, but she makes big stars out of people from all over the world.
Don: Ok
Really
Chloe: Yes
I have to work now. Enjoy your night.
Don: I appreciate
Chloe: Whatever
Don: Thanks so much

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:51 am

Sal has found a new love. Granted, the lad is using pics of fitness model Veronica Bielik, so that's a step in the right direction.

Quote:

Kim Lad: Hello
Salvatore: Hey
Kim Lad: How u
What ate you up too
Salvatore: Esting
Eating
Nesting
Both
What about you?
Kim Lad: Am from tesax
Salvatore: Iowa

I've placed several characters in Iowa, because it is a perfect way to root out lads.

Quote:

Kim Lad: What
Salvatore: I said Iowa.
Kim Lad: Lowa
What are you speak
Speak English Shocked

Salvatore: I am. Iowa. Not Lowa.
I - Like eye
O - Like OMG I'm cumming.
W- Like Double You
A - Like The Fonz said.
Kim Lad: Double me

The "A" was a difficult reference to come up with, but The Fonz didn't throw the lad, the "Double You" did. Laughing

Quote:

Salvatore: Pardon
Kim Lad: Ok
Salvatore: How is Teasax?
Kim Lad: Good
Salvatore: Do you have many years?
Kim Lad: Is was born and brought up there
Salvatore: Where is there?
Kim Lad: Houston
Salvatore: Wow. I have always wanted to go. Do you ever watch the Rockets?
Kim Lad: Nope, but I love fishing and go to cinema
Salvatore: My father loved space. He said he saw the Twin Towers in Houston once and they were spectacular.
Kim Lad: Oh okay
Do you have kid
Salvatore: Oh, hell no.
Do you have any ankle biters?
Kim Lad: Are you living alone
Salvatore: I have some servants, but they stay caged when not working.

I do hope this one returns...

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:10 am

Ray again, from the post above from dec. 18
Ray: No reply at all
Emma: You didn't give me the list of approved responses yet, so I"m still in doubt
Ray: Good reply is the Good response
Emma: good reply
Ray: Reply means good word
Emma: good reply
Ray: <images saying "last good morning of this year">
Emma: Good reply
Ray: This is not a Comprehensive word for Wish
Dear not good
Emma: Then give me the friggin list
Ray: No comments
Emma: I don't know what to say to you.
Ray: To you
Mostly your reply is too much Booring
Emma: Because you are not clear about what I'm allowed to tell you
and to be honest, I don't really like you all that much, so why should I even talk to you?
Ray: Ok Good Bye for ever
Emma: bye

One day later on new years day
Ray: <images wishing me happy new year>
Emma: What happened to bye forever?
Ray: This is New Year
Emma: Really?
Ray: Ohh

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:48 pm

Some of them fakers just ask for it

SAT 3:31 PM
Henry: Hello
Anna: hi
SUN 2:08 AM
Henry: How are you?
compliments of the season
SUN 8:37 AM
Anna: Thanks. I'm okay. Who are you?
TUE 10:11 AM
Henry: i am HENRY as you can see
Anna: Yes I can read
Henry: so why the rude way of asking who i am
do i look like a ghost
???
Anna: Because I don't know you and you contact me. Just wondering who I'm talking to, but if you start talking like this we can say bye again, because I see you're not very nice
TUE 11:19 AM
Henry: ok bye then ... since you feel asking
asking "who are you" is the better way to ask about me
TUE 1:48 PM
Anna: I asked "who are you" but you say it's rude
6:58 AM
Henry: if you had asked me to tell you about me that would have been nice since we haven't met before
9:10 AM
Anna: Isn't that what the question implies?
3:02 PM
Henry: No
Anna: so I'm asking "who are you" and that's rude. According to you I should've asked "who are you?" because that's so much nicer. Then when I confirm that that's what I said it's wrong again and there's another way that says exactly the same with different words.
You see you can get a girls head spinning with less than what you're feeding me now
Henry: well its all good maybe i didn't just like the way that came out from you
but i am fine
Anna: hmm. it was exactly the same way you told me, so what makes that of you?
Henry: i only asked
how are you ?
And not "who are you"
are we going to keep fight or should we just block ourselves or have peace already ?
Anna: And I only asked "who are you" which is a perfectly legit question, because I don't know you and you contacted me
Henry: i guess you will nag a lot
Anna: guess you will be a pita all the time over semantics
Henry: can we stop all of these and get to know each other
else we say goodbye
Anna: sure if you agree that it was not nice of you to call me rude over a simple question, only because I was so kind that I wanted to know you instead of blocking a stranger immediately
Henry: ok i am so sorry if i call you rude
Anna: thank you. Let's start over clean then shall we?
Henry: yes we shall
Anna: okay, good
who are you?
Henry: well i am Henry Pita, native of Spain and America
into event management
live in Florida
Anna: wow, must be nice there
see, it's not that hard
Henry: lol
so tell me more about yourself
Anna: that's a demand not a question
Henry: ?
Anna: for someone calling me rude, it looks like you're the one that needs to learn some social skills
Henry: i would be glad to learn
Anna: good plan
Henry: yh
so who are you?
Anna: I'm Anna Verbeek of course
Henry: and?
Anna: That's who I am. Or are you by any chance more than one person?
Henry: but i didn't stop at telling you my name alone
well i can now see you want this friendship to be difficult for US
Anna: not at all
Henry: And i must say its too early for that and i can't deal
Anna: I was merely testing your sense of humor, and I'm starting to doubt if it's any good
Henry: Enjoy your day
Anna: Thank you, you too
Can you do me a favor please?
Talk to me again when you have found your sense of humor back? 😉
Henry:i will try
Anna: thanks
I appreciate that
Henry:welcome anytime

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:27 am

Dang I found this on page two. Please support..oh nevermind:

Quote:

Darla:Do you have a big Wang Dangler?
Prince Charles: I don't understand what you mean by big Wang dangler?
Darla: A mighty Johnson?
Prince Charles:I still don't understand ?
Darla: Dick Enormous?
Prince Charles:Smiles!! But why do you ask if I have Dick Enormous?
Darla: Well I was going to say Peter the Great but got distracted...
Prince Charles:Oh okay dear
So please can you tell me more about yourself?
Darla: That sounds like something my old boyfriend Dinkus Minimus would ask.
Prince Charles:Really!! But i'm not your old boy friend
So please answer my question because I want to know more about you
Darla: ok but I did ask you first
Prince Charles:Oh okay your free to ask me anything
Darla: Hmm let me think...
Have you eaten?
What time is it there?
How big is your womb broom?
Prince Charles:Yeah I have eaten and the time here is 12:50 am
Darla: am assuming that you don't have a Tramp Killer but more of a Baby Gherkin?
NOTHING
Mr. Potato Head?
Nippagon Nightmare?
Weapon of Ass Destruction?
Meat Thermometer?
Pastor Frank?

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:11 pm

This chat is from a lad (O. Mckulkin U.) who says he manages hotels.

Quote:

O. Mckulkin U.: We have a show coming up on Thursday
For valentine
Sierra: What's a hotel show? LOL
O. Mckulkin U.: Didn't say hotel show
Saying we have programs for Thursday
Sierra: You JUST said you manage a hotel.
Then you said you have a show.
What in the name of Jimminy Cricket is a hotel show?
O. Mckulkin U.: The show will take place in the hotel to entertain customers
Sierra: Why?
O. Mckulkin U.: For valentine celebration
It's kind of a thing here
Sierra: Uhm, you celebrate valentine's inside your rooms, not with a show. 😉
O. Mckulkin U.: Lol
It's for those that'll probably want to hang out
Sierra: That's weird.
O. Mckulkin U.: What do you do for work
Sierra: I do adult modeling.
O. Mckulkin U.: I know modeling. When you say adult modeling you mean?
Sierra: Catalogs, magazines, conferences and conventions, cos-play that kind of thing.
O. Mckulkin U.: Ok
Sierra: Tell me about this show.
O. Mckulkin U.: It's more of a comedy show
We get a comedian to come and crack jokes
Funny jokes to make people laugh Shocked

Sierra: Like what?
O. Mckulkin U.: Just funny stuff
Can't give details because It's not my job. He knows what things to say
Sierra: So the comedian doing the show...what's the funniest joke u heard from him?
I'm not asking u to do his job, simply repeat.
O. Mckulkin U.: Ok
Once he said
A father said his son is a dummy
<Long Pause>
Sierra: Is there more?
O. Mckulkin U.: So his son asked him
Sierra: ok
O. Mckulkin U.: If he sees a thousand naira and five hundred naira
Which will he pick
Dad said 1k naira which is bigger than 5 hundred
His son now told him that he's wrong
Sierra: What's a naira?
O. Mckulkin U.: That him being the son would take both
Which makes him smart and father the dummy
Naira is our currency
Sierra: Ok. Go ahead and finish the joke.
O. Mckulkin U.: That's about the end

Sierra: Should be a humdinger of a show then!
I prefer knock knock jokes.
O. Mckulkin U.: Might not sound funny but coming from the comedian in his own way it is
Sierra: Start a knock knock joke. Those are the best.
......
O. Mckulkin U.: Can I hear one from you?
Give an example
Sierra: knock knock
O. Mckulkin U.: That's all?
Sierra: No
I'm waiting on u
O. Mckulkin U.: Tell me how it goes
I'm not familiar with it
Sierra: What do you normally say when there is a knock on the door?
Knock knock
O. Mckulkin U.: Who's it?
Sierra: Alpaca
O. Mckulkin U.: Ok.....?
Alpaca meaning?
Sierra: No. It's Alpaca who.
O. Mckulkin U.: Oh
Alpaca who?
Sierra: Let's start at the beginning.
Knock Knock
O. Mckulkin U.: Who's it?
Sierra: Alpaca
O. Mckulkin U.: Alpaca who?
Sierra: Alpaca da suitcase. You pack da trunk!
O. Mckulkin U.: Lol
Sierra: See. No dummies were hurt in the making of that joke.
O. Mckulkin U.: Yes yes
Tell THAT one to your comedian.
O. Mckulkin U.: Sure I will
Sierra: Are you Irish?
O. Mckulkin U.: No
I'm Nigerian
I look Irish?
Sierra: Your middle name is Mckulkin.
O. Mckulkin U.: Oh
I gave myself that
Sierra: I figured you must have had some Irish in you.
O. Mckulkin U.: Not at all
I like the name
I should have taken it off my profile long ago
Sierra: So you don't speak Irish? You know it means "Alone, without family, right?"
O. Mckulkin U.: It's not really my name. Just put it in there
I don't
I'll take the name off
I'm about to play pool billiards
Sierra: That name has bad meanings.
Do you play pocket pool?
O. Mckulkin U.: Really I dint know
Pocket pool u mean snooker?
Sierra: That might be another name for it. I snicker thinking about it.
O. Mckulkin U.: Yes
Do you play?
Sierra: Not pocket pool, but I can handle a stick and balls from time to time.
O. Mckulkin U.: Ok that's good

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 12:11 am

More Fun with Kevin the Idiot:

Quote:

Darla: Hunny am missing you all seriously and stuff
Chrislad:You are not serious
After many months
What do you want from me now
Darla:Yur luv???
And some new shoes
Chrislad: I see
Darla: Yess
Chrislad:Where are you now
Darla: Am at the pool and there is this guy in a banana wrapper but he isn't the original rapper ok?
Chrislad:Which country are you silly
Darla: Oh ok I didn't understand bestly
Chrislad:Okay
So now answer
Darla: Answer waht?
Chrislad:Which country are you now
Darla: Wow you Gays are intense. Intense!
Chrislad: Silly
Darla: Hurh?
Chrislad: Get lost
Darla: Aww Hunny am just funning you ok?

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:33 pm

Lad: Some one not talking to me any more
Anna: someone wasn't talking to me for days
Lad: That person had no internet
Anna: But that person did read my last message and didn't respond
Lad: That person really loves you
Anna: Then it's even more strange that that person refused to respond
Lad: Sorry love

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 12:24 pm

It's been a while since I chatted with ChrisLad aka Kevin the idiot, last time we chatted he tried to make me believe he was in england

Emma: Hi honey. How are you?
ChrisLad: Am fine
And you?
Emma: I'm ok
ChrisLad: Ok
Emma: Did you forget me?
ChrisLad: Yes
Emma: That's harsh
ChrisLad: Yes
Emma: Where are you?
ChrisLad: You never care
Emma: Of course I do honey
ChrisLad: Where i am is not important
Emma: Oh secret agent
ChrisLad: Whatever
So why do you sent me message today?
Emma: Because I missed you
ChrisLad: How may i help you?
Emma: Is that a multiple choice question?
ChrisLad: But i do not have any feelings for you again
Emma: Ahw.
And mine are so strong
You hurt me chrissy
ChrisLad: I'm happy where i am and with whom i'm with
Emma: Oh tell me is he nice?
ChrisLad: You are the one who hurt me then
He?
She is very nice
Emma: Fooking autocontect
Is she Darla?
ChrisLad: No
Darla is a bitch
Emma: I agree
ChrisLad: And i will never have anything to do with her or neither you
Emma: We should get back to her for all that bitchyness
ChrisLad: When i needed your help you turned me down
So i have to move on with life
I have no plan with you to get back to her
Emma: Hmm i remember that when Darla kicked my ass and abducted me you couldn't care less so not really fair of you to say that
ChrisLad: And stop using me
Emma: Ok
ChrisLad: Whatever you have with her is your business not mine
Emma: I just got a nice bonus for meeting my targets, but I'll just go but me some new shoes then
Have a nice day honey
ChrisLad: You are on your own
And stop messaging me

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:28 pm

Nice when one of your lads, that you're done playing with for a long time, resurfaces and still enjoys some abuse.

Lad: Hi how are you m'y love
Anna: I'm great
how are you?
Lad: Im fine thank you
Anna: what's with the gay glitters in your hair?
Lad: I told you earlier I'm not gay
Anna: Your pictures tell me a different story
Lad: I am a real man
You do not know the meaning of manhood
Anna: Then show me
Lad: What do you want to see
Anna: you being a real man
Lad: Yes
you are my first love
Anna: seriously? Then show me that you are a real man
Lad: I have given you my heart and my love
But you did not appreciate my feelings towards you
Anna: You turned gay and stopped messaging me
Lad: You do not know the meaning of true love
Anna: Not if you turn gay and leave me
Lad: I'm not gay
Anna: and not a real man apparently
Lad: I think you are crazy
Anna: ahw, that's not really nice to say to someone you love
Lad: You do not understand that I'm not gay
Anna: you do not prove that you're not
Lad: <picture>
Anna: You should shave the hair
Lad: I like m'y hair
Anna: it makes you look gay
Lad: You are crazy
Anna: Just honest
Lad: You are crazy end i love you
Anna: ahw, then you should really shave the hairs
Lad: Can you send me your pic
Anna: I don't want to marry someone that looks gay
Lad: I want to see you

ETA, apparently he didn't enjoy it that much this time, because he blocked Anna's chats Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 3:03 pm

Lad:How are you
Anna: I'm ok
Lad: How was your baby
How was your night baby
Anna: I don't have a baby
Lad: How're you home now
Anna: Yes I am
Lad: Okay
later
Lad: Hello
later
Lad: Hey
Anna: hi
Lad: How are you doing
Anna: I'm fine thank you
Lad: Welcome dear
How is work today
Anna: It's a busy day
how is your day?
Lad: Yes dear
Fine here
Anna: busines going well?
Lad: It God dear
Anna: Is He doing your busines now?
Lad: By is grace dear
Dear ,can i get help from from on finance ...?
Anna: I don't believe He gives out credit
Lad: I really need to put things in order here on my business
If you can help
Anna: Don't know much about that but I can set you up with an insurance plan.
or if you have some spare cash I can help you invest it
Lad: I'll pay back soon as am back from getting things for my business dear
Am trying to add more things in my business
If you can help me with cash to get things in my business, i'll be grateful and i promise to start investing with you there
later
Lad: Hello
Anna: good afternoon
Lad: Same here
You read my message and you don't reply them
Anna: I didn't read them yet, only just now
Lad: Can you
Anna: Yes I can read
Lad: I didn't ask u if u can read
Can you help me with little money
Anna: Not going to
Lad: You not going to help me
Anna: Right
You're not my family and I don't just give money to anyone
Lad: Wow... That so serious of you
Anna: I didn't go through a divorce and ended up with most of my ex husbands money just to give it out to just anybody
Lad: Am not anybody
I only ask you if you can cause am going to pay you back the money
Anna: I know
Lad: Better
So don't say i need your money not to pay you back cause i will pay you back in full and i may add to it for you
Anna: I know
Lad: So
Why sounding that way for me now
Anna: Why does anyone ever sound any way at all actually?
Lad: I don't know
I'll ask you that
Anna: I'm pretty sure it has somethign to do with the volcan chords
Lad: I don't understand you dear
Anna: It's something physiological
Lad: Okay
Help me
Anna: Oh sorry, but I can't help you with the understandings of those kinds
Lad: No problem
Anna: ok
Lad: Thanks for not been of help to me
Anna: I've bean of many helps but you don't want no insurance policy
Lad: You think so, insurance policy
Anna: yup
Lad: If you can't help a friend do you think you can help family
Anna: Sure I help my dear gran all the time
Lad: Okay
Tell me you are scared of me
Anna: hmm you're far a way so you're really kinda non threatening
Lad: Okay
So why can you help someone who need your help
I have to meet up with the kids demand here.... The homeless kids
So help me with the litter you can and i promise to return it back to you
Dear
If you care and believe in God... Help me on this
Hey
Anna: Ho
Lad: If you care and believe in God... Help me on this
Anna: That's not really a correct cause-concequence argumentation to be honest
Lad: Serious
Anna: 100%
Lad: So what do you want to do now
Anna: Do my job
Lad: And what your job
Anna: Seriously?
Lad: yeap
Your job is not to help tell me
Anna: Thanks I'll let my boss know
Lad: Let your boss on what
Anna: That it is my job not to helpyou and that you need litter. I can send that over if you give me your home address.
Lad: close to blahblahblah
If you want to help me with litter money, you can send it through western union dear
Anna: That's not an address. It needs a street and housenumber
Lad: What are you sending to my house
What are u sending to my house
Anna: What's your complete address? If you don't give me that it'll be nothing

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:55 pm

Lad: Am also bored
I don't have much data also
Kimmy: wym?
Lad: I don't have subscription on my phone
Kimmy: is it sick?
Lad:Do you get what am say
Do you get what am saying
I mean I need to recharge my phone
Kimmy: Ok, then we'll talk later
Have a nice day
Lad:I need either an itunes card or amazon
Kimmy: I always use a charger

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:46 pm

Some lads.....

SEP 8, 2019, 11:11 AM
Lad: Hi
SEP 9, 2019, 12:04 AM
Kimmy: hi
Lad: How are you
SEP 9, 2019, 6:53 AM
Kimmy: I'm fine thank you
SEP 12, 2019, 12:55 PM
Lad: How are you i hope you are OK
Kimmy: Yes I am
SEP 13, 2019, 1:31 PM
Lad: How are you
SEP 19, 2019, 12:03 PM
Lad: Hi
SEP 26, 2019, 3:28 PM
Kimmy: hi
Lad: How are you
Kimmy: I'm fine
SEP 26, 2019, 7:14 PM
Lad: and flne too
SEP 27, 2019, 3:12 PM
Lad: and you
SEP 27, 2019, 11:58 PM
Kimmy: I'm fine
SEP 28, 2019, 4:36 PM
Lad: I hope you are OK
SEP 28, 2019, 9:11 PM
Kimmy: Yes I'm fine
SAT 3:32 PM
Lad: How are you
SUN 12:06 PM
Lad: and flne and you
MON 8:55 AM
Kimmy: I'm fine thank you
3:06 PM
Lad: How are you i hope you are OK
Kimmy: Yes I'm fine, how are you
5:37 PM
Lad: I, m fine and you
Kimmy: I'm fine thank you

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Oct 2019 Posts: 49

I got divorced when the conversation went like that!

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:19 pm

Lad: My lovely wife
Good evening
Anna: I don't know your wife
Lad: How are you doing
How did you spend your day
Anna: I was at work
how was your day?
Lad: My day was great
It rained in Congo today
Anna: I hate rain
Lad: Really
Anna: yes
Lad: Now I know , I will never let rain to beat you
Anna: that's quite a promise you're making there
Lad: yes baby I promise
And I will
You will not come to Congo during raining season
Anna: I don't think I will come to congo at all
Lad: Baby you will pease
Anna: I don't like peas
Lad: What of please
Anna: huh?
Lad: Hahah
Anna: what's so funny?
Lad: Nothing
Anna: then why laugh when nothing is funny? That's just stupid
Lad: Are you saying Im stupid
Anna: did I have a reason to?
Lad: No baby
Not at all
Anna: Then don't laugh for no reason
Lad: Ok
I won't any more
Noted
Anna: good lad
Lad: Call me good husband
Anna: Are you a good lad?
Lad: What's lad
Anna: guess you're not
then we have nothing to talk about
Lad: Let's talk about us
Anna: There is no us
Lad: Babe please let there be us
We will make a good family you know?
With our two kids playing around us
Calling you mum and me dad
Anna: Having more good times than JJ had (I couldn't resist quoting will smith's chasing forever lyrics)
Lad: You and i together
Anna: Don't think so
Lad: I know so
Will you want us to have more than two kids?
Anna: You're not a good lad so there is no us
Lad: I'm a good Lad dear
Yes im
Anna: Good
But I will never have kids with a lad
Lad: Ahhhhh
You forced me to say so

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:14 am

^^ Dang! So this lad is already in the DRC? That place has been a desired safari destination talked about in many many baits over the years! It absolutely must be a spectacular place given that democratic and republic are baked right there in the name! I'd keep this lad where he is and run a bait where lots of other baiters send their lads to him in the DRC to run a sort of lad hostel. It could be the new Abeche! I guess ubiquitous Internet has finally spread to the DRC...but sad to see that 419 spread right along with it. Bait the shit out of them please.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Maybe it's the other Congo.🤪

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:03 pm

Lad: My love
Babe
Good afternoon
Are you busy
<the lad called, while I warned him before not to do that>
Me: haven't I told you not to do that
Lad: Babe I was trying to get your attention
Me: It worked and now I'm pissed on and won't talk to you again
Lad: I'm sorry baby
It won't happen again
I promise
I'm sorry
Baby I'm sorry
My love
You know I'm obsessed with you that's why
Pleas forgive me I don't know what I m doing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ Well, I'm sure no-one else does. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:50 pm

Pretty sure about that... and he can't get enough

Lad: Hello my lovely wife
Baby
Do you know that I trained on Sunday
Later
Lad: I'm sorry
You know you are my wife
Lovely wife
Caring wife
My princess Diana
Later
Lad: Hello bae
Are you back from work?
Later
Lad: Hello baby
Baby you are hurting y
You are hurting me
Me: princess diana is dead
do you wish me dead?
Lad: No I will never wish my wife dead
I'm sorry
I was praising your beauty
Me: If you compare me with a woman that's dead for 23 years, that's not really a compliment
Think again
Lad: OK I'm sorry
It's a mistake
How are you
Me: You just don't think do you
Lad: Yes I do
Why
Babe
How was work today
Have you eaten
What did you made for dinner
You don't have my time
You promised to give me a chance
You are snubbing me again
Me: Then you started comparing me to a dead woman and dead people don't speak
Lad: I have apologized
And I'm still apologizing
I'm sorry babe
Are you going to be keeping malice with me when we are married
Me: You can't marry a dead woman
Lad: But you are not dead
Me: by comparison
Lad: That comparison never exist again
My wife is alive
Me: Ok. tell her I said hi
Lad: My mum?

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:52 am

MorganleFay wrote:

Maybe it's the other Congo.🤪

I recall those occasions when a Lad referred to DR Congo, which would lead to questions like these.

Quote:

Who's DR Congo, and what happened to him?

Quote:

I took a look at the documents and I noticed two names on them - Laurent Desire (sounds like a brand of perfume) and Dr Congo. Who's the second guy? I hope he won't turn up and cause trouble! Can you be sure of that?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ LOL 😅

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:12 am

Cammy's Lad Kevin (who didn't safari, damn his eyes) came back after he made a belated reply on hangouts to something Cammy posted in 12 October (Lad in italics)

You think I don't feel bad too that because of that i couldn't see you again
Do you? Do you really?

So today...

YES
It took you nearly a month to say that?
I'll keep saying it "i don't have a phone "
And I'll keep wondering if you'll ever make anything of yourself.
If you're here to insult me please tell me let me leave
That wasn't an insult. If I meant to insult you, trust me, you'd probably run and hide;
If you say so
I know so.
Ok
You'll be happy to know that I didn't lose everything.
How
The lawsuit. You know, the one that you totally missed out on.
Yes
Monosyllabic much?
What?
Exactly.

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:15 pm

2 days ago this fake soldier told Mary he broke his leg. I think he forgot about that little detail. Oh and he always says SISI instead of IS. Personally I prefer Fanta, but I never correct him.

Lad: Honey I have been busy teaching my junior official map
But I will be going out early tomorrow for patrol
I told you before will are after the SISI terrorist
Mary: You will be out all day tomorrow?
Lad: Yeah honey
Mary: really?
and they let you?
Lad: As soon as I came back I am going to contact you honey
Yes honey am leading the group tomorrow
Mary: Oh my god I can't believe this
Lad: What
I know you must be worried about this
Mary: Yes, you just broke your leg. Are they insane?
Lad: I know that honey
Everything will be fine honey
Mary: No it won't. They can't do this
It's against the law
Lad: Honey don't say that
it's for security reason and for the life's of the soldiers here in the camp
Mary: No
They can't do this
if it's not against american law it must be against some law somewhere
Lad: Honey I will be fine ok
Mary: I don't believe this
let me contact your superior
He can't do this
Lad: Anytime am on patrol I always think of you
Mary: it's irresponsible
what if you get killed
you can't even run
Lad: You are always in my heart
Mary: oh my god are they driving you around on patrol in a wheelchair?
Lad: Honey I told you before am going to retire as soon as possible
Honey I want you to always know you are always in my heart
And with you in my life nothing on this word can come between us
Mary: Just some insane SISI with a bazooka that's going to blow out your brains before you have the chance to run
Lad: Honey I am very worried and sad right now
Mary: What do you think about me?
I need to speak with your supervisor
Lad: Honey my card is about to finished
And if this card finished we can't hear from each others
Honey I think you are very busy right now
Hours later
Mary: Yes it was dinnertime

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