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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:27 am

^ Cammy made it totally clear that her email was not hacked; why the hell would Kevin say something that Cammy will fervently deny? And why would he suddenly blame her rather than P-Log?

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:05 pm

^^^

He's probably suffering from bone idleitis and wants Cammy to do all the work. He should be thoroughly disabused of this notion Very Happy

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:55 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

Lazy lad responds to P*nfold

Quote:

The entire controversy with pi** logist*** and me was a long story that I and my friend cannot write home about. So it's better you hear it from the horse's mouth (Ms. Camille ) because she alone knows how the hacker into her mailbox.

Please check and edit the name of the PLog company.

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Edited

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:27 pm

Don’t forget to leet it in your quote of his post too, Birlic.

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:30 pm

^^^ You are right! Done! Thanks!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Oopsie..... my bad.... sorry

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:24 am

FYI, If you write out the phrase, exactly as it is on the website:

Eater automatically turns it to P-log.

Don't believe me? Try it.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:12 am

P-log

Edit: Yep, the cuddly admin doesn't lie.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:52 pm

Cammy's back on chat after a few days away.

Hello
There's no point trying chat on Freyja-Day. I thought you knew that.
I know,
Just left it as an offline message
Oh, OK.
How are you feeling now
Better-ish. I'm waiting for the weather to make up its mind if it's winter or spring.
Lol
When things warm up properly and it's beach weather again, I should be much betterer.
That's great news
Not until it actually happens.
Ok cammy

I've taken to mangling proverbs in recent baits; such as "I don't want to burst your parade." Here's another.

Don't count your chickens until they get to the other side.
That's a parable right
Huh?
I mean words of wisdom
A Parabel is a kind of gun, but I don't know why you'd be talking about that.
Lol....to Nigerians it's not
It's a word of wisdom
Oh.
Or is it some kind of snake?
No wait, that's a Cascabel.
Never mind.
Lol....no baby
A Cascabel is a snake. It's a South American version of the rattlesnake.
Oh ok cammy
Have you eaten
Yeah... Just a small beef curry with rice and beans.
Sounds delicious
No dessert.
Ok cammy
Unless you count some Reece's Pieces candy as dessert.
Lol....I've missed you
You always make me laugh
Wait, I have to be serious for just a bit.
Ok cammy
What's the latest with the lawyer dewd?
It's going well. .....I just need to tell him everything about p-log
You've had days to do that!
By Freyja's tears, it should have taken just one email!
Couldn't mail him without a phone
Oh, fucking phones!
And remember I told you i didn't understand his mail so he had to explain to me
Someone once made a joke about America and England being countries divided by a common language.
Add Nigeria to that gag.
Lol
So what you told him so far?
I told him it was a long story. .....so I'm drafting the mail already
Sneak preview please?
I'm just gonna tell him you sent some gift items for me through p-log and they got hacked the very first day it left their warehouse in Sydney and some other stuff
Hold it. What makes you think the hacking was done in Sydney?
I don't, I'm just saying
And I'm having a chuckle at "some other stuff." Precise it ain't.
Don't tell him things that you can't prove!
Ok cammy
How about what we discussed
We discussed a whole lot of things.
I mean about me getting a passport
One thing at a time.
Ok cammy
It's not just the passport. Did I send you a link to the visa reqs?
No cammy
I'll do that later.
It's after 2200 and I'm tired.
Just think over that message to the lawyer.
Do not fuck this up. I mean it.
Ok cammy. .....bye

Edited to fix italics

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

What a great read , really enjoyed that

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:21 pm

^ Thanx!

Nothing from Kevin for a few days; I'll give him a jab tonight, just before Freyja-Day.

Jayhawk, has Pinfold updated Cammy on the emails to and from Kevin (especially the one where Kevin says Cammy got hacked)?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:43 pm

Kevin was duly jabbed.

Quote:

It's been five days. What have you done?

I don't really expect him to answer.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Yastreb wrote:

^ Thanx!

Nothing from Kevin for a few days; I'll give him a jab tonight, just before Freyja-Day.

Jayhawk, has Pinfold updated Cammy on the emails to and from Kevin (especially the one where Kevin says Cammy got hacked)?

Yes, he has. I have not heard from the lad in ages.

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:24 pm

Just now...

I'm not happy with you.
You lied to the lawyer.
You said I'd been hacked.
You know that's a lie.
Why did you do that?
I'm sorry i just checked. ..I meant to write p-log....I'm really sorry please forgive me
How can get me mixed up with P-Log? Seriously?
I'm sorry
Update me.
Update me, please.
Ok....I will
But i haven't had the opportunity to write the lawyer. ......phone issues
Get it done.
Ok
Until then, don't expect to hear from me again.
Got that?
Ball's in your court, dewd.
Do not fuck this up.
Now you're angry
Of course I'm angry.
Why
I'm trying to take action and you're doing nothing except make excuses.
But i said I'm sorry
So the fuck what? Apologies don't get things done.
I said what I meant and I meant what I said. Take action. Until then, don't bother writing. Got that?

I don't have high hopes.

Edited to add italics.

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:38 am

It's been over a week and nothing from Kevin, it seems. I think he's played out.

I suggest that he should hear from Pinfold in a fortnight or so to say that he's missed out on the class action; and a fortnight after that to say that PLog has settled out of court.

Cammy can then tell Kevin that she's recovered the value of the package but not the shipping costs (or the cash, of course).

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:51 am

^^^ If Chris needs to confirm the settlement, let me know

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:18 am

^ Thanx, I'll remember that for the right moment.

Jayhawk, you have PM.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, it looks like he f*cked up his chance to participate in the class action lawsuit

Quote:

Mr. Smith

This is your official notice that the timeline for you to be involved in the class action lawsuit has passed. You will NOT be included in the class action suit due to your inability to respond to numerous notices sent your way. Best of luck to you in your future endeavors

William J. P*nfold
Attorney at Law

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 12:33 am

Jayhawk wrote:

Best of luck to you in your future endeavors

I hope that your fingers were firmly crossed when you wrote that. Thanx, Jayhawk. Cammy will write to Kevin in about ten days to tell about the settling out of court.

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:32 am

I like this angle. The lad can now be cc'd on dozens of emails where the plaintiffs thank the lawyers for receiving millions of dollars of settlement money. I guess some ditzy blond secretary at the firm accidentally added the lad to the wrong mailing list. Now the lad can receive emails about newly rich rednecks buying into Applebee's franchises and avocado toast futures.

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:49 am

Cammy gave Kevin the bad news.

You took no action. That's what I expected.
So that means you won't get anything from the out-of-court settlement; but I will.
Oh, that got your attention!!!
What do you want me to say
How about an explanation for why you did fuck all?
You don't seem to care about me anymore
I did care. And got taken for granted.
How
I made an effort. I thought I could make a difference in someone's life.
But it went nowhere.
It ran head on into your apathy.
What you're trying to say now is you don't want anything to do with me anymore
What's the point?
None...just asking
I can't come to you. You most likely can't come to me. And I don't believe in all that Sleepless In Seattle shit.
And your answer just then is part of the problem.
My answer ?
That "None... just asking."
Ok
You're not involved. You've got nothing invested into this - no energy, no emotion. It's all not there. I might as well be talking to my cat.
Unless it's because you can't.
I still don't get the point of all these conversation are you still angry because of the package
The package cost me money - a lot of money. And much worse - It made me deceive lovers and friends. I lied because of you, if by omission.
You think I don't feel bad too that because of that i couldn't see you again
Do you? Do you really?

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