Felix the Catty

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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:33 pm

Mike Felix, the DIRECTOR OF WIRE TRANSFER/ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT AND DEBITS SETTLEMENT OWED AT CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, had a DBC script for Captain Mal, and Felix's good barrister buddy Jim was brought in to make things happen. Now I was almost certain that Mike and Jim were the same guy, or two men sharing the same suit, and having strung him along for while, I decided to go with Mal suspecting that he was the intended patsy in a money-laundering scheme. Much anger ensued (from here on, the Lad is in italics).

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It is not good to deal with a joker .Do not inherit any thing again from my late client. This transaction has stopped no one will contact you any more as a result of this transaction. It looks as if your been forced. Quit and continue asking questions until when you decide to take a proper and wise decision then shall proceed ahead if there is any need for it.
I blamed myself for trusting from onset by involving my hard earned money into this because of you hoping l was dealing with a responsible person. Don't think your important ,everyone is important Ok.
l can't waste my precious time writting you again when l have so many other things to do. Wait for those that will lure you into money laundering. I am not involved into that mess as you thought in your mind.
l don't need any more of your insult again. I don't care what you think or feel. You are nothing but a mere Joker a man who can not take a decision and stand on it.Fuck l hate it.Bye.

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Fuck you, asshole.

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Bastard.

That wasn't much. I will taunt him a second time.

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Kiss your money goodbye, asshole.

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Money kills you Asshole your nothibg vut a pathological liar because l have caught you bastards.Son a btich slot Asshole.l pity your wife and children bloody liar.fuck off .I guess you are a ghost..

Better... Let's push some buttons.

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Hey, asshole, I've got money. You were begging me - begging me - to sent you a few hundred dollars. You'll die a poor man.

And back came this (sent twice):

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Your dead already.l hate you a pathological liar like you will never get the inheritance again.You have lost and it can be regained.Mrs. Clara Taylor will get the inheritance and not an inexperience nonetity ,a coward,a fool and son of a bitch like you.Your upset because your secret has been exposed. Asshole get the fuck off my way bitch. You don't know what next to lie.

Has the Lad's anger peaked? Another taunt is sent.

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If I was "in your way" you'd already be dead. You're trying to talk like a tough guy from the Hood, but you're a soft-gutted wimp with whipped cream for a backbone who couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag and who's bawling like a baby because his patsy wouldn't take the bait. So fuck you, asshole.

His anger spikes!

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! I swear you can never get David Albert's inheritance again never because you have no business ideas or plan your just living like the fool you have often been coupled with life full of lies ...l am grateful the funds has not reached your position l know you would have ended up squandering the funds a night clubs with ladies....l bet you will die poor,of course you gat no life inside dead Malcolm Reynolds the best liar in America.
Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:38 am

I taunted the Lad with the hope of some more frothing madness.

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Aawwwwww... the poor little brat is throwing a tantrum and hurling his toys across the room and howling for his mummy and daddy, he's shat his pants he's so angry!

We'll see if he can still summon up enough anger to reply.

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:41 am

Yastreb's lad wrote:

....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

Maybe you should ask him how he really feels.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I might be reading too much into this but I don't think your going to get the inheritance now

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:13 am

Not quite a week, and he's back, and still angry:

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DEAD ASSHOLE.CRIMINAL WHO WANTS TO RECEIVE MILLION OF DOLLARS FOR FREE YOU MUST BE AN IDIOT, A COWARD,A NONENTITY,A FRAUSTRATED PERSON AND A FOOL.

He must have been brooding for those six days. I shrugged him off.

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I thought this was either a pissweak little scam for $975, or an attempt to use me as a patsy in money laundering; but no, it was the pissweak little scam, because you're too fucking stupid to be involved in real crime.

Barely half an hour later:

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SON OF BITCH YOUR DEAD

I wonder how?

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Bring it on, Bubba-Louie.

More to follow?