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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:15 pm

I think ongent may be urgent but as for deintess.....search me. However it must be important because he keeps repeating it Very Happy

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:20 pm

^^^

Quote:

deintess

Details?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:55 pm

I have no clue. I still can't figure out what he was trying to say with that.

Ronald: I am waiting on your bank account. Like you were an adult, not a little kiddie, sucking oh his thumb and yanking at his wangdangler
dr michael: So you need to send it to my account right?
It's probably the best way you have of convincing me to trust you.
dr michael: You don't understand me I told you before the money you to send for my account is very very small and I told you before.
So I want you to buy card now ok
So once you need to receive your funds try to buy the card now.
And like I told you before this is the only thing holding your funds and I swear.
Go and buy the card now
Ronald: Nope
The only thing holding this is you. You couldn't hold my Johnson with both hands and your tongue.
dr michael: My dear i try my best to you but you don't understand me.
Ronald: No, it is you who is no habla-ing.
Is English your native language? Maybe we can figure this out.
dr michael: I have told you the only thing holding your funds to be raised but you don't understand.
Ronald: So, here's the New Deal. Until you respond to what it is I write, we will not be moving forward.
Alors, voici le New Deal. Tant que vous n'aurez pas répondu à ce que j'écris, nous n'allons pas de l'avant.
Entonces, aquí está el New Deal. Hasta que responda lo que escribo, no avanzaremos.
Also, hier ist der New Deal. Solange Sie nicht antworten, was ich schreibe, werden wir nicht vorankommen.
Итак, вот новый курс. Пока вы не ответите на то, что я пишу, мы не будем двигаться вперед.
だから、ここにニューディールがあります。あなたが私が書いていることに応えるまで、私たちは前進しません。
Quindi, ecco il New Deal. Fino a quando non risponderai a ciò che scrivo, non andremo avanti.
Έτσι, εδώ είναι η Νέα Προσφορά. Μέχρι να απαντήσετε σε αυτό που γράφω, δεν θα προχωρήσουμε.
dr michael: I know your not interested.
Ronald: Bank account.
dr michael: Bank account.
Ronald: Send the damn bank account.

Let's look at what the shit scammer does now. A little lad reinforcement with some reverse insinuation.

dr michael: If you were real, you would send it.
This means you are not and you only lied.
Ronald: Well, are you interested in buying a tractor?
I guess you were never real, just a fig newton of your imagination.
dr michael: Go and buy the card.
Ronald: You are in your office. Look at the bank account. Type it here. I will send $5,000. You can send the remaining back to me in cash.
dr michael: No ♍
I will get back we're I coming from OK,, because your not interested to a Joy your life .
Ronald: You lied.
You said you were in your office.
You repeated it.
When your lover is putting his dick in your ass, do you lie to him?

End Day 13.

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:59 pm

Ronald: Still waiting so I can pay.
dr michael: I told you go and buy the card
Now
<Later>
Hello are you here
<Later>
So you don't want the fund to be transfer to you right?
<Later>
Hello what's going on
<Later>
My dear try your best to pay the fee because the fund will be cancelled on Monday morning at 10pm,, so you have to fine it to pay today .
So what's your situation now?
<Later>Send the fee first ?
<Later>Go and buy the card.
Missed call from dr michael

End Day 14.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 12:28 am

I that that "deintess" could well be a mangling of "identities."

OTOH, "drenat" has me baffled - it could be that he was trying say "donut" as a term of endearment (OK, it's a long shot).

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I think he's speaking Welsh - you didn't try Welsh with him

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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:46 pm

^^^Damn. Why didn't I think of that. Laughing

dr michael: So how long the fee will be sent?
<Later>
Hello are you here?
<Later>Hello
Ronald: ?
dr michael: Hello
So how long the fee will be sent?
Ronald: Where are you now?
dr michael: I'm here
Ronald: So?
dr michael: So are you buy the card?
Ronald: Are you buy the tractor?
dr michael: What are you talking about
Ronald: The IH 350.
You really don't have a clue?
dr michael: So you need 350 right? Laughing

Ronald: No. I have the 350, but I'm trying to get rid of it.
7500 seems fair.
dr michael: Abi
Ronald: I'm Ron. Not Abe. Who is Abe?
dr michael: I want you to send the car Now and get your funds Done today
So you can buy the 350 you need to buy OK
Ronald: Car? It's not a car. It's a tractor.
dr michael: Way,, what told you that?
Ronald: I already OWN the 350. You said YOU were going to buy it. Seriously. Get it together. Two wrongs will never make a right. Look at your parents and what they did together. Super wrong.
dr michael: What? It was who.
My dear this is to Riesd Rolling Eyes

your funds by the government office and I told you before .
Ronald: I know. It's like I only have access to the worst Pandora station in the world and it only plays three songs.
You're in your office?
dr michael: Yes for sure.
Ronald: 100% positive?
<Many minutes pass>
It's a yes or no question. How long does it take for you to decide and reply?
dr michael: And way , are you aiscane ?
Ronald: No, I'm Ron. Who in the name of God's green earth is Abe and who is Aiscane?
dr michael: My dear tell me ,, how long the fee will be sent?
Ronald: Why do you avoid my questions? They are as legitimate as you are.
dr michael: I give you my word ok but you don't understand me way?
Ronald: I'm not sure what the opposite of vice versa is, but I think you have it that way.
dr michael: So you will not send it right?
Ronald: The tractor? No. It will need to be picked up.
I am waiting on you to send the bank account, though.
dr michael: So you need to send it by account.
Ronald: You're obviously breaking that brain in for a haddock.
I really don't know what that shit means, either, but hey, let's go with it.
But, yeah, I'm waiting on you.
dr michael: Ok
Anthony 31XXXXXX02
So this is the account.
So I'm waiting for you to send it now,, and once you have send it text me back OK.
Ronald: That looks like a name and phone number. If I wanted 1-800-Dial-A-Giggolo, I'd use local. But, I don't smoke a pipe, so it's worthless, really.
I also don't text. Just an FYI. You know the Government monitors that shit, right? My Pastor, well, his name is Frank, and he will tell you if you don't wear the reinforced metallic headgear, the government will track you and the Canadians are sure to use it to their tactical advantage.
dr michael: My dear once you interested try to send the fee today.
Ronald: Once you are interested in sending me the full bank account details, I may be interested.
dr michael: And I give you the account OK
Ronald: No. You sent this: Anthony 31XXXXXX02. That's a name and telephone number.
Would you just like me to guess the bank name?
I'm pretty sure if I was coming in from the barn, the doorstep would be higher than your IQ.
<Big Fat Pregnant Silent Period>
So...I'm waiting here.
<Another One>
On you.
dr michael: Go and send the fee to the account or Go and buy card.
Ronald: Which bank?
dr michael: I give you my bank account?
Ronald: Seriously?

dr michael: Go and buy card now to receive your funds.
Ronald: You are in your office. I am in my office. Send your bank account and nobody needs to drive the tractor anywhere.
dr michael: You not interested.
Ronald: You are not interested in sending the account? Why didn't you just say so?
dr michael: ?
Go and send the fee.
Ronald: Go and send the bank account.
dr michael: I sent you my bank account
Ronald: No. You sent this crap: Anthony 31XXXXXX02
Which bank?
dr michael: First Bank
Hello
How long the fee will be sent?
I need to send you the mtcn number right now

End Day 15

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:39 pm

If you want to test the Lad for possible Welshness...

Use "look you" to emphasise a subject, or to end a sentence in the same way that Lads use ok.

Call the Lad "boy" or "bach" every so often.

Ask him which rugby team he supports and insist on an answer, look you.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:35 pm

He's obviously just playing dumb to get the price of the tractor down. This is a well known trick of Welsh farmers (allegedly). After all, nobody can be this thick, can they Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:23 pm

This is blatant Welsh bashing – though mostly the soft Southern Welsh lot that speak “Wenglish”, so carry on

I’m in the North, and we take the piss out of them too
Not enough consonants to be Welsh, though you could try to work “mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn llyswennod
“ into the conversation ……

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 2:35 pm

On this particular day, the lad seemed distracted. Responses would take somewhere between five and fifteen minutes, which was unusual. So, it seemed like a good time to send money.

Ronald: Routing number?
dr michael: Mtcn number
So send the fee now,, and get your mtcn number Done
Ronald: Hang on. Let me log in.
dr michael: I'm waiting
Ronald: They want to know the last name.
I'm waiting.
dr michael: Send it for the Anthony
Ronald: I wrote that as the First Name.
Hold on. Let me change it.
Ok.
Now I need the first name.
Hello?
Well, it timed out, just so you know.
dr michael: So are you send the fee?
Ronald: Yes.
dr michael: So you send it right?
Ronald: Will. Not have.
I need the first name. Is it Michael?
dr michael: What.
Ronald: What is the first name.
Got it.
dr michael: My dear go and buy card right now.
Ronald: Hold on. I'm online with my bank.
dr michael: So you tell me to waiting right?
Ronald: Ok. It asked me for the bank. I put in First Bank.
Ok?
Is 31XXXXXX02 the account number?
dr michael: Yes
Ronald: Hold on.
dr michael: OK
Ronald: It logged me out for no activity.
dr michael: Once you send it tell me ok
Ronald: Hold on.
Are you there?
dr michael: Yes
Ronald: Ok.
dr michael: Are you send it
Ronald: Hold on.
Ok. I'm logged back in.
Here's what I've entered:
First Bank
31XXXXXX02 as the account number.
It wants to know your routing number.
dr michael: Are you send it?
Ronald: No.
They have asked for your routing number.
dr michael: Way
Ronald: They have asked for your routing number.
dr michael: My better is de Question

1:57:44 PM - Ronald: Yes, I am your better.
Ronald: But they want your routing number for the transfer.
dr michael: You have to buy card now.
Ronald: Huh?
Routing number.
Routing number.
It is asking for the routing number.
I'm in no mood to play cards right now.
dr michael: Ok
Ronald: Ok what?
dr michael: Go and buy card Google Play ok
Ronald: If you want to play cards later, fine. I don't know how to play Google cards. I know Uno and Skip-bo, but prefer canasta or euchre. After this is done, we can find an online card game and play until your ass is content
Ronald: Are you going to give me the routing number or make me wait until the tractor sells?
dr michael: Go and buy the card?
And I know that you by the card before right?
Hello
Ronald: Hold on.
dr michael: OK
Ronald: You have to be the most persistent, and most idiotic, lad that I've ever seen.
We are not talking about playing cards.
We are talking about me transferring the money to your bank account.
Ronald: Now I'm waiting on you.
dr michael: Are you buy the card?
Hello
Ronald: Hold on.
dr michael: Send me the card Now
Ronald: Yeah, the bank site logged me out again.
We can play cards later. Right now, I'm trying to transfer to your bank account.
You can read that, right? If not, I have this idiot cousin who can help you. Remind me to tell you about him.
dr michael: So you don't know to transfer the fee right?
Ronald: I know you don't know your routing number, because I've been waiting on it for over three hours.
I know I can't transfer without it.
dr michael: I told you go and buy card now to get your funds Done.
Ronald: Hold on.
You told me to send with a bank transfer.
dr michael: I'm waiting for you soo long OK
So are you send it to the bank account?
Hello
Hello what's going on?
Ronald: Hold on.
Yeah, I was automatically logged out.
dr michael: What are you talking about?
Ronald: The bank website. Where I was transferring the money to you.
It automatically logged me out.
I was waiting on your routing number.
dr michael: So you send the money to the bank account?
Ronald: I'm trying.
You were here with me, remember?
dr michael: My dear go and send the fee
Ronald: I am trying. It is asking for your routing number.
dr michael: I don't know what is going on you.
Ronald: Hold on.
dr michael: way ,, are you delling your funds?
Ronald: Yeah. I put in the Bank name, account number and it insists on your routing number so I can send the fee.
dr michael: So you will not send it today right?
Ronald: I am waiting on you and your routing number.
dr michael: What number are you talking about?
Ronald: Routing number. For your bank account.
Hold on.
dr michael: You not interested OK
Ronald: It says: Routing Number/SWIFT or SORT Code:
Ronald: I cannot move forward until I enter it.
dr michael: I told you to buy card but you don't understand me way?
Ronald: Hold on.
That was a guy who made an offer on the tractor. Last chance, if you want it.
dr michael: Tell me how long it will take you to send?
Ronald: Well, I think the important question is how long it will take YOU to send. We're well over 6 hours here.
dr michael: My dear try to send the fee today
Ronald: Hold on.
dr michael: To get your funds Done and I promise you and I swear to god .

End Day 16.

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:21 pm

This lad is his own worst enemy. But, he did cough up the piggy. Finally.

dr michael: Hello what's going on?
Ronald: I was thinking of calling this girl named Athena to see if she wanted to smoke my pipe while I ate some fish tacos, but I was checking emails first.
dr michael: Way you can't pick my call?
Ronald: What do you want me to choose? I don't understand.
dr michael: I have told you many times Go and buy card to send OK
This is the only thing holding your payment
Hello way,, are you Dealing your funds ?
Hello
Ronald: I have told you many more times to send the bank account. This is the only thing holding me paying the payment.
dr michael: Bank name First bank
Country.... Nigeria
State... Anambra State
Account name...O Anthony
Acct no... 31XXXXXX02
Amount..... 130
Ronald: Routing number?
dr michael: I'm waiting for you to send it now
Ronald: Hold on.
I'm logging in.
Ok. What's the bank name?
dr michael: I told you before this is First bank okay.
Ronald: Account number is 31XXXXXX02.
I am supposed to enter the Routing Number. What is it?
dr michael: Send it for this Account number is 31XXXXXX02.
Ronald: Hold on.
Ok. Now it's asking for the routing number. Do I enter 31XXXXXX02?
dr michael: My dear i know
your not internetd to yet your funds Done OK so,, by by I really thank god for get more money OK by.
Ronald: It logged me out while I waited on you.
I thought you were ready, but you keep delaying this.
I guess you aren't going to send it?
Why the delay?

ETA: End of Day 17.

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:44 pm

Ronald: Why the delay?
I can see you don't want me to pay and this whole thing was a pigment of your imagination.
dr michael: My dear go and buy card to send ,.
Ronald: Yes, I will take $7400 for the tractor. How did you want to pay for it?
dr michael: I want you to send the only $130 dollar's only to transfer your fast payments today,, and I promise you that,
Ronald: You promise me what?
dr michael: Hello are you going to send the fee or not?
Ronald: Don't you think I should?
dr michael: Holds what ?
Ronald: Oh? Interested again? It holds about 17 gallons and will be good for most of a day's work.
dr michael: So you will not going to send it now right.
Ronald: I promise you that,
dr michael: So how long?
Hello
So how long?
Ronald: Are you hitting me on?
dr michael: Are you going to send the fee or not?
Ronald: ?
Why do you never answer me?
dr michael: My dear once you interested try to buy the card to send it now.
Ronald: Are you sick?
dr michael: Fuck you Bitch
Ronald: Have you lost your mind?
HELLO?
dr michael: Go and send the fee now
Ronald: Apologize
dr michael: Way you can't trust me?
Ronald: Way you can't answer me?
Apologize.
Or Else.
dr michael: Once you send the fee today I will transfer your funds today and I swear to god.
Ronald: Apologize you fucking bitch.
Apologize you fucking bitch.
Apologize you fucking bitch.

End of Day 18.

Edited to fix the sender of the last three messages. Oopsie.

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:03 pm

Quote:

Apologize you fucking bitch.
Apologize you fucking bitch.
Apologize you fucking bitch.

Does this mean he doesn't want the tractor?

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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:41 am

^^^I don't know if we have a definitive answer on that. It inspired Ronald to ask a similar question in today's chat.

I also realized the last three lines required an important edit.

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:58 pm

dr michael: Way,, are you lost your funds,, because for$130 dollars only.
Ronald: Apologize you fucking bitch.
dr michael: Way,, are you lost your funds,, because for$130 dollars only.
So you can buy the 350 you need to buy OK Just as a reminder, the tractor is an International Harvestor Model 350 (IH 350).
My dear try your best to pay the fee because the fund will be cancelled on Monday morning at 10pm,, so you have to fine it to pay today .
Ronald: Look, I fucking hate people that are so organized and have to have everything in order, so...
1. Apologize you fucking bitch.
2. I already have the 350
3. I do not need to buy it.
4. I need to sell it.
5. We still have not discussed my cousin, Randy.
6. His brain is almost as small as yours.
7. First you apologize you fucking bitch.
dr michael: So you don't need to buy it right?
Ronald: Apologize you fucking bitch.
dr michael: Go and buy the card?
Now
Ronald: Apologize you fucking bitch.
Now
dr michael: Way you can't pick my call?
Ronald: Apologize you fucking bitch.

End of Day 19.

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:40 pm

You appear to be corresponding with a half wit. He just doesn't get it.

Bloody good fun though and I imagine very therapeutic. Who needs a punchbag when you've got a Dr Michael on tap Laughing