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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:43 pm

Some of this has appeared in the Still More Goofy Stuff That YOU Wrote thread, but this lad deserves some recognition.
Sometimes, you just need a lad that you can abuse and they keep begging for more and more. This is mine. It's difficult to imagine how a sperm this dumb made it all the way to the egg instead of taking a wrong turn and ending up in the bellybutton. But, he does have a one-track mind.

The bait may be finished, but every damn time I think it is, he returns for a bit more BWSM

dr michael: Yes how are you doing today and your family, I'm Dr Michael, form DHL delivery company in USA office, so I want you to confirm your fell information right now , to deliver your funds to your home address OK, so I'm waiting for you to Contact me back OK.
Hello are you here?
Hello
Missed call from dr michael

End of his first encounter with...nothing.

dr michael: Hello what is going on?
Hello are you dare
Hello are you dare
Ronald: Who is this? What's your email address?
dr michael: I'm Dr Michael Edward [/b]form DHL delivery company.[/b]
Ronald: Oh. A scammer. Ok.
dr michael: [email protected] so is my Email address OK
Ronald: So, yes. A scammer.
dr michael: So I want you to send me your fell information right now OK
I'm waiting for your to send me your fell information right now.
Ronald: You will wait a long, long time.
dr michael: I want you to send me your fell information.
Ronald: I want Gal Gadot to lick my nuts every night while Jennifer Aniston massages my feet with her tits. It sounds like we're both SOL.
dr michael: My dear once you interested to receive your funds, try to send me your fell information right now.
Ronald: I don't think I will ever be interested.
dr michael: Send me your fell information
Ronald: If you know you want to suck my ass and swallow my dick, go ahead and do that right now.
dr michael: I don't have time to play OK
So send me your fell information.
Ronald: I don't have time. I'm going to go play.

End of Day 1.

dr michael: My dear i want you to understand me OK,, this is demand from DHL delivery company offers in USA and the first thing is your fell information the funds will be deliver too.
Hello what is going on?
So send me your fell information.
So send me your fell information.
Missed call from dr michael

End of Day 2.

dr michael: Hello are you here
And this is transfer by western Union office OK
So I want you to send me your fell information right now OK
Missed call from dr michael

End of Day 3.

dr michael: So are you want it be western Union or DHL delivery company?
Hello
Missed call from dr michael

End of Day 4.
dr michael: Hello
Hello
Missed call from dr michael

End of Day 5.

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:15 am

dr michael: Hello are you here
So send me your fell information.
Ronald: You clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education.
dr michael: Send me your fell information, so what your friends will be transfer to you
Ronald: How has this worked for you in the past?
dr michael: And that is all you have to do for the office right now OK
So you don't want the past I sent too you right?
Ronald: What is the past that you sent to me? Is that the regrettable night or the one-nighter with Charlize? Because I don't regret that shit, even if Jay is pissed.
dr michael: Try to send me your fell information,, to get your mtcn Done and I promise you that and I swear .
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dr michael: My dear this Weston union office,, so once you want the fund,, try to listen too the office OK
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Ronald: This is not the Weston union office.
You haven't figured out the meaning? You realize people don't respect you at all, right? I mean they don't even talk shit BEHIND your back. We do it straight to your FACE.
dr michael: Send me your fell information right now?
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dr michael: You don't understand right?
We're your ID card and your email address?
Ronald: Oh, I do. I've been trying to tell you. I have been explaining it to you (over and over add some nausea), but I can't understand it for you. You really should punch your father straight in the sack for producing such stupid sperm.
Did you get that?
dr michael: So you don't have I'd Card right
Ronald: What do you think?
dr michael: I want you to send me your fell information
So, that your funds will be transfer for your OK
Ronald: I tried. Twice. I failed.
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Make that 3 times.
I also already have my fund. I do, however, have this tractor for sale. Are you interested?
dr michael: What's your email?
Ronald: It's a good tractor.
dr michael: And I'm with your mtcn number right now OK.
Ronald: It's an IH 350.
3-point hitch and PTO
dr michael: I want you to give me 3 mx
Ronald: I only have the one tractor for sale.
dr michael: My dear listen too me now OK,, so my drenat ???? told me that you have to pay some fee for$130 dollar only To transfer your funds to you today OK,, and I promise you that once you have sent the fee now, I will raise your Fast payment today and I swear to god.
Ronald: No, I couldn't take only $130 for it. That's an insult! What do you take me for?
dr michael: My dear this is the only thing holding your mtcn number right now
Ronald: What are your thoughts on the tractor? If it's not up your alley, I know a guy that has a John Deere.
dr michael: I don't know what you taking about OK
So once you interested try to send the fee now
Ronald: Seriously. You put the "w" in stupid.
dr michael: So what is going on?
I'm waiting for your to send the fee today
Missed call from dr michael

End of Day 6.

dr michael: Hello
Missed call from dr michael

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 2:23 am

I love pets that never give up. I have one hooked right now, my character is homeless and spends most of the time abusing him but he keeps coming back for more. Great since i actually am homeless and a lad to abuse gives me a way to release frustration lmfao.

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:07 am

Quote:

You really should punch your father straight in the sack for producing such stupid sperm.

That lad just loves being abused doesn't he?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Quote:

Seriously. You put the "w" in stupid

Brilliant

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:48 am

A real gem you got here Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 2:17 pm

I happily take requests of abuse to throw at the lad. If you have a favorite "zinger, " feel free to post it and I'll work it into his abuse.

dr michael: I'm waiting to hear from you
So what is going on?
My dear this is the only thing holding your mtcn number right now
Hello what's going on?
Ronald: Hello
I've got a hold on these balls.
dr michael: My dear i want you to tell me how long you will going to pay the fee so that I will keep you posted OK and I promise you that,, once I will receive the fee for my office,, you will get your funds Done and I swear to god.
Hello
So how long the fee will be sent?
Hello I'm waiting to hear from you soon
Ron: How long do you expect to wait?
dr michael: So how long the fee will be sent?
Ronald: The day after never.
dr michael: Because that's the only thing holding your funds to transfer today OK
So you have to trust me OK
Ronald: That's not true at all. Several other things are holding it.
You have to not trust me. I'm a liar and a thief.
dr michael: I trust you but you don't trust me Way?
Ronald: Because I know a few things.
Here's the first thing.
You're a liar.
dr michael: I will never a never lie for my god and I swear to god.
Ronald: Here's the second thing. If your parents had any children that lived, you're not one of them.
dr michael: No
Ronald: The third thing is you're the reason God doesn't speak to people any more.
dr michael: My dear once you trust me I will keep you posted OK
Ronald: Bless your little pea-picking heart.
That's American for "Your elevator don't go all the way to the top floor."
dr michael: So this is the only thing you have to do for the office OK
Ronald: Except I won't be doing it.
dr michael: You have to tell me how long you will going to send it OK
Ronald: Can you count to infinity?
dr michael: So that I will keep you posted and I swear.
So how long the fee will be sent?
Ronald: There's no need to keep me posted. I swear about and at you all the fucking time.
How long? Can you count to infinity?
dr michael: So you need my instructions right?
Ronald: Do you have crayons to write me the instructions?
dr michael: My dear All I need from you is trust OK
Once you trust me a very thing will be done for you OK
Ronald: What are these instructions?
dr michael: [email protected] so is my Email address OK
Ronald: BFD
dr michael: I want you to send the fee today?
Ronald: Are you sure?
You seem uncertain.
dr michael: This is your mtcn number OK
Ronald: I don't know what that is.
Just give me the goddamn instructions.
dr michael: And once you send the fee now,, you will get it done OK
Ronald: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you. Give me the instructions or fuck the hell off.
dr michael: I want you to send the fee today
Ronald: I want you to send me the instructions.
dr michael: So once I have it you will pay the fee right?
Ronald: Are you going to just tease me here or what?
dr michael: The only Thing holding your funds is the needed fee you have to pay for office OK and I promise you that.
Ronald: How many times are you going to say this shit?
How many times do I need to request the banking info?
dr michael: So you want my bank information right?
I want you to buy card iTunes or amazon card or steam wallet card or Google Play card okay?
Ronald: No.
dr michael: Way?
Ronald: Exactly!
Who the fuck pays for shit with those cards used for computer games? Only little kids. You're a little kid, aren't you?
dr michael: My dear you have to trust me OK
Ronald: Nope.
dr michael: This is one more time OK
Ronald: If you don't have a bank account, you're not an adult.
dr michael: And I will never a never lie for my god OK
Ronald: Like I said, you're the reason God stopped talking to people. Are you getting dumber?
dr michael: I have bank account but I am not at office right now OK
So go now and buy card OK
Ronald: That's your problem, not mine. If you can't be bothered to write something that simple down, I can't be bothered to send you money.
dr michael: My dear this is the only thing holding your funds right now OK
So trust me and send it
Ronald: You are the one holding it.
dr michael: No I'm not the one but this is hold form office OK
So trust me
I want you to buy card iTunes or amazon card or steam wallet card or Google Play card okay?
Hello
What is going on?
Ronald: Nothing. You've made it that way by being a little kid. Right now, there is a plant on my desk that is probably making oxygen just for you. Seriously, you owe it an apology.

End of Day 8.

Edited a few formatting issues.

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 2:55 pm

That has to be the most persistent, and most idiotic, lad that I've ever seen! Laughing

Most lads would have bailed a week ago. You're lucky to have such a fun toy!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:12 pm

Those are some great slaps BW. I borrowed a line and told a lad that he should kick his father in the nuts for producing such low quality sperm. He sent me a dick pic. I asked him how old he was and he said he was 27. I told him I had to be sure because his penis looked like a 12 year old's and I did not want to be arrested for talking to a minor. He sent me another angle. I asked why someone cut the top one third off. (Circumcision is performed in the Muslim and other communities. I had no idea until my FB friends started sending me dick pics.) He said its always done. I asked him all kinds of questions on why his mother would allow the best parts of a little boy's penis to be cut off. Does the ugly scarring kill all sensation? Is that why he hammerfists himself? I asked him how many years of schooling he had. He said 20. I asked him if that included the 5 years of second grade and the 6 years of the fifth grade. I told him the only reason they moved him up was because he would not fit in the chairs anymore. Would he like to kiss my rear end? He said yes. Just the butt hole part with his tongue because I won't wipe after I take a shit the next time. After a while I was not quite sure if he was more of a pervert then a scammer and decided to block him and take a shower.

Here are some from the net.

Quote:

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that comes came out of your mouth.

You are a perfect example that its best to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:38 pm

Random insults...not as grand as others but feel free to use Smile

Did your mother drop you on your head when you were born?
I hope you don't have any mirrors in your house, looking in one might break it.
I have known doorstops with a higher iq than you.
Einstein said every action has an equal and opposite reaction. You must be the universe's opposite to his genious.

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 7:22 pm

I think you're corresponding with a rusty robot with a few nuts loose that is only programmed to say "My dear this is the only thing holding your funds right now OK"

Suggest you get a can of WD40 and give him a good oiling.

ETA

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg
You're obviously breaking that brain in for a haddock
I've got a soft spot for you, a bog in Ireland

Keep up the good work Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Oi laffed an laffed til oi awmose peed moiself.

That was one of the funniest little interludes I've read in a long while. Some of the replies were priceless.

For some idiotic reason, the "I only have the one tractor for sale" statement struck me as particularly hilarious sandwiched between the lad's tongue-tied demands for 'fell information".

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Love it

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2018 Posts: 90

What is "fell information"?

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:40 pm

That's the lad not knowing English that well, or he's been de-educated by someone here.

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edit:
Perhaps it went like this:
Send usefull information -> send us fell information ?? And then the 'fell info' stuck.....no idea

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:15 pm

I assumed they were misspelling "full information".

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:26 pm

That makes much more sense Very Happy

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:52 pm

Yes, the lad is trying to say "full information."

The insults have been noted (and there are some nice ones) for use in the future. The posts are several days behind, so stay tuned.

dr michael: Hello how are you doing today?
My dear try to send the fee today OK
Go and buy the card now to sent OK
I want you to buy card iTunes or amazon card or steam wallet card or Google Play card okay?
Hello
So how long the fee will be sent?
Hello
Hello I'm waiting to hear from you soon
Ronald: Long wait, right?
dr michael: So what is going on?
Hello
How long the fee will be sent?
Tell me
Ronald: The day after forever.
dr michael: So you don't want the fund right?
Ronald: Right
dr michael: So you don't trust me?
Ronald: I don't trust my dead dog. Like I said, I don't want it.
dr michael: My dear i want you to tell me how long you will going to pay the fee so that I will keep you posted OK and I promise you that,, once I will receive the fee for my office,, you will get your funds Done and I swear to god.
Ronald: You want to know how long?
dr michael: Once you send the fee today I will transfer your funds today and I swear to god.
Ronald: Oh, it will most certainly not be today.
dr michael: I give you my word.
Try to pay the fee today or tomorrow morning
Hello
Ronald: Oh, it will be many, many tomorrows.
dr michael: My dear i want you to send the fee today
And way,, you don't understand me?
Ronald: I know you do, but you need to understand a few things. Tell me when you are ready for these.
dr michael: Like I told you before I will never a never lie for my god OK
Ronald: So you are not ready, yet?
dr michael: I'm ready. To transfer your funds but you don't understand me
And I told you before the fee you going to pay is very very needed for the government office right now,, To transfer your funds immediately.
You do not understand me.
Ronald: And you refuse to listen.
It's a bit like that bitch Melanie.
I used to love her. But I had to kill her. Now's she's buried right in my back yard.
dr michael: I want you to send the fee today
I want you to buy card iTunes or amazon card or steam wallet card or Google Play card okay?
Ronald: No
That would pay the fee to Merchant Services.
dr michael: My dear this is the only thing holding the funds OK
Ronald: Not true
dr michael: I want you to trust me OK
This is the only thing you have to do for the office and I promise you and I swear to god.
And Iike I told you before I will never a never lie for god
Ronald: I want to shower in 23 year old Pappy Van Winkle while Emily Watson rubs my back with a loofa and a three string brass band plays "Bitch."
Oh, I will also lie to you. Over and fucking over. Like I'm Nixon on meth.
dr michael: So you will not send the fee today right?
Way ,, you don't want your funds to be raised for you?
I'm trying my best to you but you don't understand me way?
And once you send the fee now .. You Can give me a 5ms
Hello
I want you to tell me how long you will going to send the fee?
Missed call from dr michael

End of Day 9

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:36 pm

At times, it's like this lad is simply copying and pasting. As a matter of fact, as I type this sentence, he has sent the following:

Quote:

So are you send the fee?

Anyway, here's another day abusing the sucker:

dr michael: Hello what's going on
Tell me what is going on?
Ronald: So, I just got back from the bathroom where I took four rides on the White Line Express.
Woooohoooo
dr michael: My dear i not lie for you and I swear to god.
So try to send the fee today
Ronald: Oh, that shit ain't happening. It's new car day. Fuck and maybe some new shoes. I like the Jordans. How do you feel about them. Maybe red. Or the blue. Fuck. Four lines dude. but the sending shit ain't heppening. ok?
dr michael: Once you send it now I will transfer your funds today and I swear to god.
Ronald: Yeah but you must not be picking up what I'm throwing down because there's a Robin right outside my office window. He has a worm in his mouth and I had a cheeseburger at lunch so I won't be sending.
dr michael: So like how long for now?
Ronald: At least 8 inches.
On a good day.
dr michael: I want you to trust me.
I will never a never lie for god.
Trust me
Ronald: I want another line.
Trust me on that.
dr michael: I trust you but you don't trust me way?
I want you to receive is funds OK
So you have to believe me OK
Ronald: Yeah.I don't want it. I do want to run down these hallways put my boxers around Ashleigh's head and sing "Old Town Road" until my pecker falls off, but neither of us are getting what we want.
I believe you want me to send money.
You need to believe I'm not sending it.
I am thinking of sending my nose in for a refill.
dr michael: My dear this is needed fee you have to pay for the office OK
Ronald: I have to eat. I have to die. I should pay taxes. I should be honest (with you I have, saying I will never pay you and you repeat yourself like some blonde parrot lost on a glitchy record that skips). I should kill you. But I do not have to pay.
dr michael: So how much you have right now?
Ronald: Half of zero
dr michael: You not interested
Ronald: You finally fucking caught on.
dr michael: You have to send the fee today

End of Day 10.

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 7:04 pm

dr michael: Hello
Hello are you here
Ronald: No
dr michael: I'm waiting for you to send the needed fee you have to pay for the office.
Ronald: I think we may have covered that earlier.
What did I say then?
dr michael: I want you to trust me.
I will never a never lie for god.
You have to understand me OK
Ronald: You have to understand me.
Ok?
dr michael: Once you send the fee today I will transfer your funds today and I swear to god.
Ronald: Do you swear to god?
dr michael: Yes
Ronald: Which god?
dr michael: I swear to god becsaus you don't trust me way?
Ronald: You do?
dr michael: I want you to understand.
Ronald: Do you think I don't understand?
dr michael: So you don't want your funds to be transfer today right?
Ronald: Do you think I want them to be transferred today?
dr michael: OK,, you can go and send the fee now ?
Ronald: You think 9:30 PM is the time to send the fee?
dr michael: So what is time now?
Ronald: Do you know what time it is?
What's the time?
dr michael: What is time?
Hello
Ronald: It's time to get ill.
dr michael: So are you going to send it by 9:30 pm? Or not tell me.
Ronald: You want me to tell you?
dr michael: Abi
Trust me you will yet your funds Done OK
Ronald: The answer is Not
dr michael: And this is once more time
Ronald: It will be every time.
dr michael: No this is one more time OK
And I promise you that.
Hello I'm waiting for you to buy the card Google Play or Amazon card?

ETA: End of Day 11

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:08 pm

I think this lads discovered a new way of scamming. He's obviously trying to brainwash you. Pretty soon you'll be staggering around muttering I can go and send the fee now.

He's a bloody genius I tell ya Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 10:39 am

Discombobulated lass wrote:

He's obviously trying to brainwash you.

Constant repetition could indeed be a crude attempt at brainwashing. I think it could also be a sign that the Lad is using a voodoo charm during the chat.

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 4:53 pm

^^^This is why I consistently chant "Rictusempra, Rictusempra, Rictusempra" during all my baits. Just in case...

Let's see what the idiot was up to on this day...

Ronald: Did you decide if you wanted to buy my tractor? It's still for sale.
dr michael: I told you before this is Demined form the government office.
So you can fine the fee to send OK
And try to send it today,, like I said before
Because that's the only thing holding your funds to transfer today and I swear.
Hello
Ronald: Did you get it?

Why not mindfuck him a bit, right?

dr michael: Get what?
Ronald: Really?
dr michael: My dear i want you to send the fee now OK
Ronald: Well, no shit. We have determined that.
What are your thoughts on the tractor?
dr michael: The only thing holding your funds to be transfer right now is the needed fee you have to pay for office and I told you many times OK
Ronald: You know what else you told me many times? I will never a never lie for my god OK
The tractor is red with white trim
The tires are only a year old.
dr michael: My dear you have to trust me
I will not lie for you
Ronald: In God we Trust. All others pay cash.
I won't lie for you, either.
To you, yes, but sure as hell not for you.
Did you want me to tell you about the power take off?
dr michael: Try your best to pay the fee today
Once you send the fee today I will transfer your funds today and I swear to god.
Ronald: Will you quit changing the subject?
I think $7500 is a fair price.
dr michael: My dear listen too me now OK,, so my drenat...

Interruption time. What in the name of all things stupid is "drenat?" Is it "dream?" "Drain?" "Dre Gnat?" "Dr. Ethan?" Am confused. On with the idiot...

...My dear listen too me now OK,, so my drenat told me that you have to pay some fee for$130 dollar only To transfer your funds to you today OK,, and I promise you that once you have sent the fee now, I will raise your Fast payment today and I swear to god.
funds whnt some for $7. 4mmilon USD so you have to be ongent to send your deintess right now and once you have sent the deintess try to send the needed fee some for $130 dollars only to pay the transfer fee so I am waiting to hear from you as soon as you receive the message so thank you.

Interlude Numero 2: WTF?

"Ongent?" Ronnie has to be "ongent?" Perhaps it's "urgent." That makes sense. But, now I can't figure out why ol' Ron would be sending his "dentist." Crazy ass lad. Back to the chat...

Ronald: Are you just copying and pasting now? Because at least I'm not doing that to you.
dr michael: Way?

Ronald: Is this that Wayne's World Show? Am I trapped in a bad re-run of SNL?
dr michael: My dear this is my office OK
So trust me
Once you send it ,, give me 5ms I will you The mtcn number.
Ronald: You are in your office?
dr michael: Yes
Ronald: You are 100% positive?
<Pregnant Pause Greater Than 20 Minutes>
It's been a long time since you responded. Did you get lost or are you looking for yourself?
dr michael: I'm not lost my self OK
So trust me and send the fee today
Ronald: Then answer a question that a 3 year old child could answer.
You are 100% positive you are in the office.
dr michael: That is all
Ronald: No, it isn't even close to all.
dr michael: Yes
My dear why,, you don't want your funds to be transfer to you way?
I want you to buy card now
Ronald: No
That will not be happening.
dr michael: Why,, you did not trust me
Ronald: I do not.
If your lying ass was in your office, you would have sent the bank account, like you said the other day.
dr michael: My dear this is only thing will help you OK
Ronald: Correct. It is. But you refuse to send it.
dr michael: My dear the fee is very very small to traenf for my Bank Account OK
So you can go and buy card to send OK
Ronald: Your fault, not mine. You should have charged me more.
dr michael: No I will not do that OK
So trust me
I want you to send it now
Hello
Hello what's going on?

End of Day 12

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:59 pm

I think this lad is just like a three year old. This reminds me of a conversation with my 3 year old that went something like this.

I need a Red Power Ranger.

I gave him an explanation of the difference between wants and needs and how presents are for Christmas and Birthdays.

I need a Red Power Ranger.

I explained again the difference between wants and needs and took him to the calendar to show him when Christmas would be.

I need a Red Power Ranger.

I explained wants and needs again.

I want a Red Power Ranger.

Lets look at your pages book. It has 15 pages left until you have finished it. Lets look at the calendar again. Lets cross out yesterday together. When you finish today's page we can cross out today and in two weeks, only 14 days, we can go see about the Red Power Ranger.

I need a Red Power Ranger.

Great, lets work on that page together.

I need a Red Power Ranger.

We don't have the money to just go out and buy things because your friends have them and you want them.

Go to the money machine.

The machine only gives us money that is ours and that we worked for. Money is for things that we need to buy.

I need a Red Power Ranger.