Need help slapping a lad w/o educating

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Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:41 pm

My lad clearly does not understand time zones. He claims to be in New Mexico, which is an hour earlier than my character's location of Houston. At 9.21 AM I recieved this message from him. Need ideas on how to slap him without educating him.

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Dear Katelynne

I am still awaiting your MTCN evidence as you have promised as we are already in evening period.
Thanks

Dr Mrs Angela Sermon

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:15 pm

Bearkat419 wrote:

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Einstein said every action has an equal and opposite reaction. You must be the universe's opposite to his genious.

This would work as its perfect for a lad on so many levels. Its not Einstein but a wonderful butchering of Newton's Third Law and genius is spelled incorrectly. The bait will continue. Its a win, win, slap, win.

After a few years of baiting I started to slap the crap out of my lads. Someone asked why I slap and I remember posting on this forum that I could not slap my boss, my clients, my spouse, my family or my kids, but I could just take the heads off of lads. I would insult their parentage, call them gay and tell them to pass themselves. It really was awful and I would never say anything like that to anyone in real life. I really think that there is nothing wrong with being gay but was stunned at the response from every lad over the accusation of homosexuality. It may be because its a crime in other countries. The discussion made me reconsider slapping.

Its been over 10 years since I slapped a lad. I try to play the part of a perfect victim. I will call a lad useless and lazy for not calling Lenny or not picking me up at the airport. I may call a lad an idiot for not being able to pick up the funds or not being able to open a blurry image but that is about it. I will slap a lad for insulting my intelligence if he sends me a perfect ID or passport.

I used Bware's line about kicking a father in the nuts for producing such low quality sperm. It got me a dick pic in return which resulted in a slap fest. I know it was a waste of my time and water as I had to take a shower to remove the slime. Was it fun? Mmmm maybe. A trophy, a bank account or a safaris would have been better.

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 7:34 pm

Thanks for the insight on slapping. This one is my current stress relief pet. I have to play nice in real life - but lads are little punching bags. I say racist, homophobic, politically incorrect stuff I would NEVER EVER say and do not in any way believe (this is why I don't publish most baits) just for the fun of it. Because, why not. They deserve that and worse. The current lad thinks he is scamming a homeless single mother of four kids. That kind of lack of humanity makes me ok with using words I would never use in real life... ones referring to sexuality or race starting with f or n, use your imagination

Ps that insult was mangled intentionally. I hope to get it back one day lmfao

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