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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:00 am

What would you do for $5.80?

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YOUR ATM CARD IS READY

I have registered your ATM CARD of $5.8usd with Dhl Express Courier Company

All I have to do is send a security fee, which shouldn't be more than ten cents, right?

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:37 am

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It wont be long,you will end up in this transaction,a wise man,who
dies in the foolish mans back yard.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:52 am

That's either very deep, or very stupid. I know which one I think it is.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:28 am

This Lad wanted specialised transport:

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I AM BEEN HELD HERE BY THE AIRPORT AUTHORITY FOR JUST $90 TO CLEAR THE BOXES AND $30 TO GET THE BULLY VAN FOR ME TO GET TO YOUR DOOR STEP

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:44 pm

Just got this in a subject line :

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Oh sad news u are Dead regarding ur 25,9Musd/Made Mrs. Rosemary STUART Beneficiary Or Liar

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Aug 2013 Posts: 222

Just got this in a suggested format for an inheritance claim.

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Please accept my apologies for the late application, it was due to some family biting problems after his funeral right which have just been settled.

Surely he doesn't mean "baiting" because those problems haven't started ... yet!

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:10 am

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pleasewhat is going on sir, i went to seethe lawyer yesterday

A bit harsh, but then the lawyer was an asshole.

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:49 pm

but without this two certificate you are just playing around the bush you can't achieve anything util the end of the world.

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:31 pm

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I need your ATM card to leave my country first thing tomorrow morning lettuce 11 or 12 try to understand me

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:12 pm

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Are you to be petting assault on everyone in this office?

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:55 am

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note that this delivery must be kept confidential for now until your fund is in your hand to avoid eye raise

EDIT: and a new one

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I am sorry I have send it to my friend but she ask me algebra writing paper and a receipt

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 2:21 pm

This lad is selling me a fake death certificate and wants me to send him money via MG. Naturally, some security forms must be filled out first. I sent him the 6-pager. He wrote back:

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This looks very fishy and am sorry to say if you won't do it the right way then we get off it .

The irony is delicious! Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 4:53 pm

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I write to remind you that we are still waiting opinion your perfection of out requisition,which will neccesitate your immediate payment .

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 4:00 am

I rarely read ASEMs in my spam box any more, but this one had me laughing!

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From our intense investigation inspection and screwing, one person was discoursed to be A Bank Manager and one Diplomatic Officer, trying to divert your funds to another person, using Ghana as an escape route.

I just posted this in surplus if anyone wants a go at him!

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

This from a 65 year old woman? Shocked

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damn me I did not have the strength to express myself for some things but let me tell you that the man does not tell me this thing at a distance of 10 meters but you're far enough I could well broke your mouth

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:56 am

Kitty La Gore wrote:

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From our intense investigation inspection and screwing, one person was discoursed to be A Bank Manager and one Diplomatic Officer, trying to divert your funds to another person, using Ghana as an escape route.

Someone had the same phrase back in 2010 (https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1625626&highlight=screwing#1625626). Seems that the Ghana police are as brutal as ever!

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:09 am

^^^ Ya know, I almost asked if one of you wonderful people had educated this lad on a good format! Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:38 pm

one of my lads has decided to adopt themselves into my family it seems

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Good Afternoon mummy, how is daddy health? I hope he is doing well,
the lord is his strength. I will be waiting for the payment slip from
you now.

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:40 pm

I've been baiting this fake document suicide lad for a while now, and he was not happy when I sent the money via Sexy Pic:

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i have never in the history of my life seen talk less of login some where to get any shit

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:59 pm

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All.neccesary documents of your compensation payment are ready waiting for your compliance to the request of the FedEx inc,who will be delivering your passgae bearing your Automated Teller Machine (ATM CATD)

We have been notified by the upper house that you are expected to make the shipment payment of your package,which is Two hundred and Eighty Euros (€280.00) only.

This was shortly followed by

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You are herein advised to quickly send the shipment fees through the name of their accountant as the Office of the financial director is waiting to receive the green signal from the FedEx inc.

Name <snip>
State: Texas
City : <snip>
Zipcode : <snip>
Amt: $280.00

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:59 am

From the same lad, who just sent me a piggy:

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You should also know that you have been the one procrastinating the smooth completion of this compensation payment as all the necessary mercineries has been put in motion.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:51 am

Here's another example of draconian police methods in Ghana:

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...we discovered your information from the hands of arrested criminals whom we got in the African Bank trying to shift your fund to their Partners who will share the fund with them. After they were arrested and tortured ( Mr David Usman Shehu) confessed that him and his group have scammed you a lot and he used the money to build the Ramada Resort Hotel which therefore belongs to you, that he and his Partner diverted a lot of your money which a refugee Boy Brought to the Bank to transfer to you as his Beneficiary and his part of the money he used to Build a Hotel, Named Ramada Resort Hotel in Nungua cocoa beach road Accra Ghana and the Hotel is one of the Biggest Hotel in this Country.

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:30 am

CC scammer has no logic:

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Yes i have another card but it has been reported as stolen card. Can we try it if it will work ?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:40 pm

Wong Frank of the Development Bank of Singapore has a lot very stiff bank notes to give away.

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Following the clamour from United Nation for repatriation of stolen funds starched in European Banks, Asia and United States by some African Leaders,

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:59 pm

Another happy customer

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Good will punish you stop writing this email because if you try write email again you will receive hot fire useless human being

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