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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:39 pm

Wednesday June 19 late in the evening
Cats: Haven't you forgotten me yet
Anna: Yes I did
Cats: I mean have you forgiven me?
Anna: don't know. Who are you?
Cats: Lol.. You re funny honey
I'm Cats your future hubby
Anna: Can't remember seeing any proposal
never heard that name
I think you're confused

Cats: <VOICEMESSAGE>

I didn't want to say haven't you forgotten me yet it a mistake honey I wanted to say Haven't you forgiven me yet
Anna: You seem to have a problem with memory. You keep forgetting
Cats: I know you are teasing me
But I have good news
Anna: yes I am
what's the news?
Cats: Oh My God u just scared the hell out of me
I thought whether u were serious with the teasing
Anna: What's the good news?
Cats: Tomorrow I will go to a University they use free wifi, so am gonna use it to complete the uploading on YouTube
Anna: Yes you said that already. I thought you had more good news
you did forget to make the picture again today in daylight.
Cats: What picture honey?
Anna: the one you made for me yesterday with the paper
you promised to make it with good light today
Cats: Don't worry I will make another lovely one tomorrow
Let's discuss a little before u dose off
Anna: I was just going to tell you I'm going to bed
Cats: So tell me what plan do u have for me after sending u the video?
Anna: I'm going to see if we can get on that support program so the church will pay for you to come to England.
Cats: I love u so much
Anna: I heard that they gave a few thousand to someone a while back for support. I don't know the exact details though
I love you too
Cats: Dave told me she's so poor..she said she's suffering from poverty
Anna: lol, she's not suffering, she chose to live with little
Cats: Do u chose a life of little
Anna: No
Cats: Luxury life
Anna: Love it
Cats: Haha
Sleep tight love
Dream about me
Baby I need your help
Anna: I want to dream about you. Send some nice dreams my way
Cats: Ok love..tomorrow we discuss beta
Anna: No, I hope to dream tonight
Cats: What will u dream about
Anna: you I hope, so you tell me
Cats: .I will
I hope you tell me yours
Anna: ok
Cats: Sweet dreams

Thursday June 209:12
Cats: Gud am boo
Anna: What?
Cats: It means Good morning bae
Anna: Oh. Ok. Good morning
Guess you'll have to teach me African language 😁
Cats: Yes I will. .I will teach very well if am with you there in Liverpool
Anna: Thank you
Are you at the university yet?
Cats: Yes but the wifi is not connecting
Poor connection
Anna: Hmm
Cats: U always doubt me why
Anna: I don't doubt you. I just don't like it
Cats: What don't u like?
Anna: That I have to wait so long
Cats: Me too..but am trying all my best
Anna: Ok
Cats: Help me out
Anna: Can't
I tried everything I can
Cats: What type of phone are u using?
Anna: Nexus
It's from the company
Cats: No I mean your own private moblie phone
Anna: Why would I need another?
Cats: Baby pls do me a favour
Anna: Cant promise if I don't know what
11:31
Cats: Pls help me with data so I can complete the uploading on YouTube
Anna: I told you only after my pastor gives us his blessing
Cats: I know but he has to see the introductory video first before he can approve us..Help me out and i will deliver the video to him right now I promise with my life honey
15:15
Anna: That's not changing anything
Cats: It will change if u send me data immediately I swear
Anna: I will only support you financially when my pastor gives his blessing. You know that
Cats: What about the video baby
Pls be replying me fast and always alert me when you re going offline
Anna: I don't know about the video. I have you options to send it but you don't
Cats: So reveren doesn't need the video anymore
Anna: Yes he does
Cats: So he need d introductory video?
Anna: Yes he needs it
17:24
Cats: <Cats set his own nickname to Anna's Hubby💟😘.>
Anna: 😁 cute
Cats: I known u will love it
Anna: I do. And what will you call me?
Cats: Am gonna call you my jewel
Anna: I like that
Cats: Please change your nickname also please
Anna: <Anna set her nickname to Pussi's jewel 💖.> (yes that is exactly what I wrote..... I couldn't help myself)
Anna: Done
20:56
Cats: Wow you re so sweet
23:12
Anna: how is your evening?
Cats: Finally u are here my angel
Anna: Yes I am
Did you make that picture for me again today?

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:51 pm

Thursday evening
Cats: Oops I forgot..why didn't remind me earlier
Anna: because it is your duty to do as you promised
Cats: I won't fail tomorrow

Friday June 21
Anna: We'll see

Anna: That's cute😍
What about the video? When are you going to send it?
Cats: In the midnight
<screenshot about midnight browsing>
Anna: I don't understand what that says, but it would be nice if you could send it before sunday, so I can talk to reverend Grayham when I go to church
Cats: Yes I will send the link to you this mid-night if the uploading complete because it is cheaper to buy mb at mid-night, do u understand now?
Anna: really? Is that how it works over there?
Cats: Yes sweetheart
Anna: ok. I don't understand Africa
Cats: When am with u there u will understand better
So are your siblings on Facebook?
Anna: I don't have brothers or sisters
Cats: Shit
Are u the only child
Anna: Yes I am.
Do you have siblings?
Cats: Yeah
<screenshots of a post and bware's characters reaction on it>
So you are cheating on me?
Anna: Look at the date of those posts please
It's over a year ago and it was just some banter, nothing serious
Cats: Really
Anna: Yes really, why would I talk like that with someone if I'm talking about marriage with you
Cats: I don't want anyone to sntach u away from me
Anna: I don't want that either
Cats: You were posting pictures before why do you stop posting?
Anna: Why the third degree hearing? Am I on trial today?
Cats: I don't understand, make me understand break the grammar to my understanding
Anna: I don't know what's not to understand
Cats: Which trial are you now
Anna: yours, because you are asking me all kinds of inquisitive questions
Cats: and I don't understand why
But you just told me that you are on trail today
Anna: It looks like I am
Cats: Who put you on trial? Is it me?
Yes you are on trail toda
Today**
Anna: why am I?
Cats: Get ready
So why do stop posting?
Anna: ok
Because I didn't like it. Some times I can cope with it, most times I can't
Cats: But are you phobia in talking
?
Anna: Not face to face

Saturday June 22
Anna: It's after midnight. Did you send the video?
Cats: Yes it complete downloading am sending it to reveren paul right away
Finally

>>>VIDEO<<<

[/color]Anna: Ok Honey, Thank you. Ill watch it in the morning
Love you
Cats: Watch it now my love
I love you too
I can't wait to get married to u my luv
Anna: Me either dear but I'm tired now
I'm going to sleep
Don't kill yourself
Cats: Oh honey I can't wait

Cats to rev. Greenham wrote:

Reveren paul God bless you for me that is the link of my introductory video. .Please I need your approval, blessings and financial support. .May God reward you in thousands fods as you do this

Anna: Good morning
I just watched it honey. It's so sweet. You made me cry
Cats: Aww😍😍
I love u so much and i will do anything possible to make happy
I have already sent the link to rev.paul on his Gmail
Anna: Aww😍😍
I love u so much and i will do anything possible to make happy
I have alrrady sent the link to rev.paul on his Gmail
Already**
Anna: Hope he likes it as much as me
You dressed so nicely
Cats: Thanks so.much
Am blushong
Blushing*
Anna: Really. Didn't think you're the shy type
Cats: Am a bit shy
Anna: I don't believe it
Cats: Lolzz
So honey what is the next plan now?
Anna: Did you hear from reverend Greenham yet? I hope to hear from him personally tomorrow what he thinks
Cats: Okay honey pls try hearing from him tomorrow
I will check my Gmail this night
Anna: I'll make sure to talk to him
Cats: Why aren't you online since?
Anna: Since when?
Cats: Why aren't u online for a while?
Anna: I was but you weren't
Cats: I was since morning till afternoon
Anna: I was doing some shopping
Where have you been since

rev.Greenham to Cats wrote:

dear brother cats,

Thank you for this elaborate introduction video. You look like a fine and faithful young man and I can understand what Sister Anna sees in you.

For your wedding, you two have my blessing and I hope you will allow me to lead the ceremony in our own church when the day of you wedding is there.

I understand you have financial issues due to trouble with your job and I am sorry to hear about your struggles. Tomorrow I will consult with the other elders of the church and plead for you. I will let you know after the holy day what has been decided.

Blessings
Reverend Greenham

Sunday June 23

Cats to rev.Greenham wrote:

OMG my heart can't contain the joy i have right now, i'm so happy Reveren paul may God bless you for me, open doors of blessings shall be ur portion and you shall never lack in Jesus name ..You will make Heaven 🙏🏻

Cats: Ohh Great
I have good news baby
<screenshot of rev. Greenham's email>
Anna: Oh honey that's wonderful news
Cats: Honey u promised me after Rev.paul's blessing u promised to send me Amazon gift card
Anna: He wanted us to fill out some forms honey. I'm sure he'll send them to you soon. I filled mine already today and have it back
How was your day dear
Cats: Good
Is it online form or paper form?
Anna: Paper
Cats: How will i do that
Anna: Print it out?
Cats: Then what
Anna: Write the answers to the questions
Cats: And?
Anna: Send it back
Cats: But i have to do it in liverpool not here
Anna: It's best you discuss that with him when he contacts you
I'm going to eat something. I'll be back later
Cats: Pls.be fast
Aren't u through eating?
Anna: yes I am, you're impatient
Cats: Am so intoxicated by u
But u are not intoxicated by me 😞😞
Anna: why would you say that?
Cats: Baby am not happy right now
Anna: Why not?
Cats: U promise to buy an amazon gift card after Pastor paul gives us our blessings
Anna: I said the church might support you financially and it looks like reverend greenham wants that
Cats: Leave that aside
That not what u promise
U do promise but u don't keep them why?
Anna: If the church will send money I will be able to keep mine to pay for the wedding and buy a nice house when you're here, so just be a little patient please
Cats: So what about my flight money?
Anna: If the church will send money it'll be more than enough for travel. If it's not enough I'll take care of it
but money we can get from them is money I don't have to spend and more for us when you're here. It can be the difference between a house or an appartment and I really want a nice place for our family
Cats: OK sweetheart
where did you go?
So tell me what did u and Rev.Paul discussed in church today?
Anna: we spoke about you mostly and about preparing for our wedding
I think he got a bit tired of me just going on talking about you all the time
Cats: Haha
So when is our wedding?
Anna: As soon as possible
Cats: U should discuss more with him about my travel that is very important honey
Anna: yes of course it is important. As you could see he will tell you what they decided tomorrow
Cats: Is it what he told u?
Anna: He didn't tell me about it yet
but you did
Cats: It important dear I should be there with you guys discussing our marriage plan together
Anna: Yes I know. but I don't want to waste time, so we'll have to do it this way for now
Cats: Honey, you promised me days ago that you'd record the song for me with your phone and send it, but you never did
U want me to keep my promises always but you don't want to keep your own promises
Anna: I promised to support you financially and I will
Cats: I know honey but I really need that Amazon card to buy food stuff here
Anna: you can't buy food on amazon
please be a little patient
or do you not appreciate what I do for you?
for us
Cats: I really appreciate honey
I just need to sell the Amazon card to a bank here
Anna: Then if you appreciate please show a little patience.
or is it only about money for you? I thought you loved me and wanted to be with me
Cats: I love u so much with all my heart but am starving..your hubby is starving
Anna: I think you're just overreacting now. Please have a few days of patience
When you ask about money all the time it looks like that is all that's important to you and It's making me unhappy
Cats: I'm sorry for asking that
I'm sad now. Goodnight
Am sorry na
Why are you mad at me

Sister Dave to Cats wrote:

Dear brother CAts,

I hope it is ok for me to call you this. Reverend Greenham wants you and Sister Anna in preparation for your marriage to fill the form that is attached to this email. Please print it, write your answers elaborately and send a scanned copy back to me as soon as possible.
Sister Anna already filled out her form this morning after the service so reverend Greenham hopes to receive yours soon as well.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

Monday June 24

Cats to Sister Dave wrote:

Thanks you so much but me doing filling the paper here will be stressful, pls help me tell Rev.paul that it will be better for me to come over so Liverpool and sign it there and it will be easy

Sister Dave to Cats wrote:

Dear brother Cats,

I don't think it will make a very good impression to stall this process. You made it clear that you want to marry Sister Anna quickly and he has been pleading for you with the elders to give you assistance. It would be rude to ignore or postpone this simple request he made.
If you don't have the option of sending a scanned copy back to me, a photographed copy, as long as it is clear and good quality, would also suffice.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

Cats to sister Dave wrote:

I will photocopy the paper then fill it with black pen then i will snap the paper and send it to you..is this idea okay?

Sister Dave to Cats wrote:

Dear brother Cats,

Yes, this is an excellent idea. Please make sure the pictures are clear.
Reverend Greenham asked me to tell you that the elders approved to support you financially, but only if you are a member of our church.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

Cats to sister Dave wrote:

Yes Dave i agree to be the member of the church

Cats to sister Dave wrote:

What's the name of the church

Sister Dave to Cats wrote:

Dear broter Cats,

Thank you, I am glad to hear that you are willing to become a member of the Eater church. Please also fill out the attached adhesion form to start your membership process please. Please send it back as soon as possible.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

Cats to Sister Dave wrote:

All this form filling and printing are very expensive and it consumes alot of time here please Davina help me plead with Rev.paul that it will be very easy and simple for me coming over to Liverpool to fill the neccesary forms both the premarital Questionnaire form and Adhedion form. Pls i beg u in the name of God 🙏

Sister Dave to Cats wrote:

Dear brother Cats,

I didn't know that printing is so expensive for you. If you prefer you can just take blank paper and write out the complete form, all the questions and your answers. This is not a problem at all, just make sure you have neat handwriting that is easy to read for reverend Greenham

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

Cats: Why ain't u saying anything
Anna: because I'm not happy
Cats: Forgive.me
Pls honey wen is the dead line for me submitting the form?
Anna: Don't know
Cats: Pls is this idea ok? Am gonna photocopy the paper then fill it with black pen then snap it and send it back to Rev.paul
Anna: Don't know
Cats: Why are u just saying you don't know are you still.angry with me?
Anna: I'm not happy
Cats: Why?
Anna: Because what your did yesterday
Cats: Why do you find it hard to forgive ..why do little things get you mad?
Anna: I'm not mad
Just not happy
Where's the song you promised me weeks ago?
Cats: On one condition
Anna: You promised
Cats: Are phobia talking on voice clip?
Anna: Why?
Cats: Baby don't get mad pls do me a voice clip saying "Henry my hubby i love you so much" pls i want to hear your pretty voice 🙏
Anna: Did you send me the song yet?

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:02 pm

Wednesday

The good Cardinal Adam wants to build a church in Africa, and Cats seems to be "the chosen one".
Is that the truth? The real truth? We will see. Laughing

Sister Dave writes to Cats:

Quote:

Dear brother Cats,

We are all very happy that you are willing to work on the church project in Nigeria and I can confidently tell you that the budget for this project will be an initial amount of $50.000,- so you don't have to worry about expenses.
I will give your contact to Cardinal Adam, who is the supervisor of this project and after you have sent your proof of faith picture, which is the final step of your membership process, he will guide you in working on this wonderful project.

Be blessed
sister Dave

13.54 - Half an hour later, my cardinal Adam writes to the lad:

Quote:

Dear my son, dear Cats, may the Holy Lamb be with you!

I just have had a long and interesting discussion with our brother in Faith, pastor Paul Gray*** from Liverpool, on the idea that some of our local parishioners had when they watched a movie that you sent the past days. Indeed, I have watched that videoclip with great pleasure and interest in your performance and yes, I also liked the way you managed to gain the attention of everyone. Son, you have a grace that can be valued and can be used for the benefit of your fellows!

Of course, we need to think very carefully, but there are certain prerequisites that predict the possibility of expanding our activity in Africa. I will want to find out more about you and I will try to make time for this. Son, is it true that you are a real Christian man? Our Eater Church is a Christian Church, we believe in Jesus and we think He is the Holy Lamb who took the sins of mankind on his shoulders. Jesus Christ, as the Holy Lamb, is the spiritual patron of our Holy Church and I am, by the de facto, the Ruler of Eater Church.

Good pastor Paul told me about you in very laudatory terms, so that he managed to arouse my curiosity and aroused my nostalgia about my youth (I was a missionary in Asia when I was only twenty years old). My dear son, please tell me something about you, because I want to know "the man that stay behind the picture". Before I can share with you my dreams about the African Episcopate, I need to feel that I know you very well. Maybe together we will be able to spread the seeds of the Faith and maybe we will be able to organize a local branch of our church in your village. We really need people like you!

Be blessed my son, be blessed in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
Cardinal William Adam
Eater Church - Manchester Headquarter

===

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:39 pm

Monday June 24 In the evening
Cats: I will sing for u using a voice clip record
Anna: ok
Cats: Pls do it please i beg u
If u truely love me pls do me a voice clip
Anna: hmm
looks like you don't want to talk to me again today
Cats: I don't understand ..why won't i talk to you?
Anna: BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN YOU ASK ME THINGS YOU KNOW MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE
Cats: Are u phobia to voice clip, i thought you told me that u are only phobia to camera..pls i just want to hear my wifey beautiful voice
Anna: I explained this to you before
You send me that song you wrote for me and I'll think about it
Cats: You always give me excuses why?
Anna: I'm not giving you excuses
Cats: I did whatever you ask me to do but u won't do mine it really hurting me here..you asked me to do a introductory video i did it because i love then i asked u just to make me a simple voice clip u turn down my request
Anna: You know why
Cats: Why?
Anna: Do I have to explain my phobia's again?
Cats: I'm not happy ..am sad
Anna: why are you?
Cats: You always turn down my requests
Anna: and you didn't do what you promised
Cats: What is that
Anna: the song you promised to make for me
Cats: I will send it to u immediately if u first of all send me your voice clip
Anna: I don't like you conditioning me
Cats: Please babe
Do it if you truely love me
Anna: I do
But I can't. I won't be able to sleep
Cats: Please 😭😭😭
Anna: I need to sleep soon and I won't be able to if I take on that much stress right now
Cats: Please
Anna: You don't want me to sleep tonight and fall asleep tomorrow at work and lose my job?
Cats: Pls honey
If u truely love me as u said pls make me a voice clip saying Cats i love u so much
Anna: Good night Cats, I'm going to sleep now
Cats: Am never gonna send you the music i made for u again..good night
Anna: fine, then don't
It was a lie from the start right?
Cats: No
Anna: yes
Cats: I promised neva to lie to u again
Anna: then prove me that you don't
Cats: I'm not with you so am not sending it...Good night
I'm not happy with you
Anna: Likewise
Cats: Why is so hard doing a simple voice clip

And the emails between Cats and Sister Dave

Cats wrote:

Why can't u wait for me to come over Liverpool to fill the necessary information why the rush?..the form are too long and lenghthy and am always busy

Sister Dave wrote:

Dear brother Cats,

I'm sorry, but like I told you we can not send you financial support if you are not a member of our church and it would be a show of bad character if you go against reverend Greenham's wishes after he pleaded for you with the elders.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

Cats wrote:

Dave don't get me wrong, i didn't say i don't want to be the member of the church, i want to come over Uk first! to fill the church form both d premarital form help me tell Rev.paul i think he will.understand

Sister Dave wrote:

Dear brother Cats,

I understand. Then I'm sorry to let you know that you can not receive the financial support that reverend Greenham arranged for you. I will tell him your decision in the moring. I wish you good luck and hope to meet you soon when you arrive here.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

Cats wrote:

Pls tell him pls, i will like to hear his replies..you guys should focus on my travel. It is very important , i need to come ova liverpool to discuss more with Rev.paul about my marriage plan with Anna

Tuesday June 25
Anna: I'll explain it all when we're together
Cats: okay sugar
Honey have u finished filling ur premarital form?
Anna: Yes, I did it on Sunday already
Cats: Did u snap a copy?
Anna: I wanted to but they told me not to. We shouldn't be talking to eachother about the answers, but just fill it from your heart
Cats: Ok luv
Baby discuss with Rev.paul about my travel money i need to come over to liverpool to be with u forever
Anna: Honey I already did that. What's the problem?
Cats: I want to come over to liverpool to fill d premarital form and Adhesion form it not right for me fillling it here it wrong pls go talk to Rev.paul.now please
Cats: Make him understand that i agree to be a member of his church but first i need to come over to liverpool to fill the forms
Anna: Ok, I'll leave work a little earlier to go by
Cats: Thanks baby i love you
Anna: I love you too honey
Cats: So what time will u see him.today
Anna: I have to see when I can leave work, I'm not sure yet
Cats: But are you going to see him today?
Anna: Yes I will
When will you send me my song?
Cats: I will send it when Rev.paul sends my flight money
Anna: hmm
Conditions again.
You promised
Cats: Please na
Am not feeling well i have malaria
Anna: since when?
Cats: Yesterday night
Anna: you never told me
I have to go, please take care of yourself. We'll talk later
Cats: Okay babe..don't forget to.meet Rev.paul
Take care of urself too 😘😘
Anna: 😘 I will
Cats: U know why i love u so.much
Anna: You promised to send the song, I promised to go to reverend. You expect me to keep my promises but you don't
Cats: I will send it immediately u finish discussing with him
Anna: ok
promise?
Cats: Yes of course honey
Persuade REV.PAUL so well so he could send the flight money immediately so i could come over to Liverpool to fill d Adhesion and the premarital form
Anna: I'll tell him
later
Cats: Have u met him
Anna: Yes I have so you can send the song now
Cats: Wait
So what did he said
Anna: No
You promised to send the song immediately when I finished discussing with him
and I am now
Cats: Honey u need to tell me what he said to be sure if u really met him u know you're so cunning
Anna: thanks
time to do what you promised
Cats: You have start again
The music is not running away it right here
Anna: Then send it
you promised and I did exactly what you asked of me
Cats: Wait am coming let's me rehearse the music
Anna: ok. I'll wait

>>>Cat's song<<<
>>>Cat's song2<<<

Anna: honey that's so sweet
Cats: Thank you so much
Anna: You're welcome
Cats: Now i did ur music using ur name pls send me your clip saying "Cats my hubby i love you so much"
Anna: That was not the deal
You promised to send the music after i went to talk to reverend Greenham
and I did that
Cats: No no we had a deal yesterday
Anna: I never agreed to that
Cats: I know
But can just make a voice clip for me even though we didn't make a deal.pls honey
Anna: no I can't
I told you
Cats: But u told me that u are not phobia in talking only cameras
Anna: No I didn't tell you that. I told you I dnt have a phobia for talking face to face
You just didn't pay attention
And why do you refuse to fill the forms reverend greenham asked you to? Do you not want to marry me?
Cats: Who told you i refused ?
Anna: reverend Greenham. Remember you insisted on me talking to him today?
Cats: I need to come over to Liverpool to fill the form in a legal way how many times will i tell you this
Anna: Maybe a thousand times, but he wants it this way, Saying it again won't change that
Cats: What way did he want it?
Anna: that you fill it and send it now
I already filled out and gave him mine. It's really not that hard

Cats: Voice message

Anna: You're busy doing what? You don't have a job. I write more than that in only one morning. I don't see the problem and he told me you could print it and fill it out or if you don't wan tto print you can write it out completely. It's your choice All I hear is excuses and you don't want us to get married or you would've done it immediately
Cats: It fucking much
Send him this Adhesion form because it short
<picture of his completely handwritten adhession form>
Anna: It's not much. I filled it myself last Sunday
You're overreacting
Cats: How am i overreacting?
Anna: By cursing over a form of only 8 pages that I filled in less than an hour
Cats: I can fill the form in 40minute but i can't write them all in a piece of paper and start filling them again
If it is you will you have that time to do that
Anna: Si you either don't want us to be married or you want us to live in sin
Cats: Stop saying saying..i want to marry you
Anna: Good, but I don't want to live in sin
Cats: But i need to come over to liverpool and feel the form it will be better and easier
can't u see
Anna: No I can't
We can't share the bed together when we're not married. That's a sin. And when you're here do you really think I can wait with that?
Cats: When i just arrive on liverpool i will start filling the form immediately
Anna: Too late. I want to be preparing the wedding now
So when you arrive we can get married soon
Cats: What if i arrive tomorrow
I will feel it tomorrow
Anna: You can't arrive tomorrow because you don't have the money yet
Cats: How can you be preparing the wedding now when you have not seen me, what if am a ghost
Anna: <ghost emoji>
Lol. I know you're not
Cats: I am
Anna: <ghost gif image>
Cats: Lol
You guys are rushing this and u guys are doing the wedding plan without the groom it wrong
Anna: No we're not. I'm involving you in everything
Cats: Oya send me money so i could print out the papers and fill them
Anna: You have options. Don't blame me for yourself being lazy
Cats: You don't want to help me either

Emails between Sister Dave and Cats from tuesday

Sister Dave wrote:

Dear brother Cats,

Reverend Greenham was disappointed to hear about your decision not to fill out the requested forms and he said that is not possible to give you the financial support when you're not a member to our church. He wanted me to wish you all the best.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

Cats wrote:

I agree to be the member of the church but i need to come over to Liverpool to fill the form pls tell Rev.paul..isn't that a good idea

Sister Dave wrote:

Dear brother Cats,

By now it is clear that you do not appreciate the assistance we offered you to come to England. Your idea is perfectly fine, but we can not provide you financial support if you refuse to become a member of our church first.
I will not engage in this discussion any further, I think I have made myself clear by now.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

Cats wrote:

I agree to be the member of eater church but first i need to come over to Liverpool to fill the Adhesion form what don't u understand Dave?

Sister Dave wrote:

Dear broter Cats,

I understand you perfectly, but you expect to receive the financial support but not meet the requirements to receive it. I think you don't understand the situation. I hope to meet you in Liverpool soon.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

Cats wrote:

I agree to be the member of eater church

>>>Adhession form<<<
>>>Adhession form2<<<

And he sent the same to reverend Greenham in a message without words

Wednesday june 26
Anna: Not if you're being lazy
Cats: Why don't u understand me
Anna: Because you're being lazy
Cats: Have you sent the Adhesion form to Rev.paul
Anna: Why would I?
Cats: Thank God you are online and never try to go offline again unless i will fuck you
Anna: Are you threatening me now?
<angry emoji>
Cats: Are you mad
can't i play with you
Anna: If you're threatening me he'll yes I'm mad
Cats: Can't i play with my wife again 😒
Anna: I'm not into those kind of games. My ex husband used to threaten me a lot and it's one of the reasons I left him
Cats: U know i always joke alot don't take my threaten serious
Anna: Then don't do it
Cats: Be replying me fast
Anna: Ok
Why don't you have friends on your friend list?
Anna: I have
Cats: I don't see any
It empty
How did u did it?
Anna: No idea
I can see it
Cats: Screenshot and show me
Anna: You don't trust me
Cats: Why will you say that .i trust u but your friends are not showing on my facebook
Anna: I don't see the problem. You want to marry me, not my friends
Cats: Jealous girl
Anna: You already contacted Luke, Anny and Sal, what's up with that
Cats: It about that my introductory video
Anna: Did you fill the pre martial form yet
Cats: Rev.paul said the only way he can support me financially is by filling the Adhesion form
Anna: And I told you that you have to cooperate with the wedding preparations
Cats: But i don't hav money to print 8 pages and i can't copy the whole questions on piece of paper and start filling them again it stress and it will take alot of my time
Anna: I don't see why you can't. There's nothing wrong with your hands
I'll just tell reverend Greenham that you don't want to marry me and we can forget about the whole thing
Cats: Am handicap
Anna: Sure
You wrote the other one
The only handicap you have is in your head
It's called laziness
Cats: Because it short and simple
Anna: <Anna cleared her nickname.>
<Anna cleared the nickname for Cats>
Cats: Yes I'm lazy..lol 😁
Why did you change your nickname
Anna: Because you don't want to marry me and I'm not going to waste my time on someone that is just playing a game with my heart
Forget about me please
Cats: <Cats set your nickname to Cat's pride😍.>
Wait am gonna fill the premarital form right away
<Cats set his own nickname to Anna's husband>.
Later
Cats: I have already gone for printing it too expensive
<picture of the printed form>
Am gonna start filling them right now..i love you so much

Messages between Sister Dave and Cats

Sister Dave wrote:

Dear brother Cats,

Thank you for sending us your form. The next step in the process of becoming a member of our church is the "proof of faith" picture. You will have to print the attached image out on a piece of paper. You will stand outside in bright daylight, holding the image and have someone make a picture of yourself.

Since you requested to receive a monthly payment I will have to ask you, are you willing to work on a project for us to start a branch of our church in Nigeria? We are always looking for passionate people that want to help us grow and reach more people. Of course this position comes with a very royal monthly payment as it's a responsible task. Sister Anna has always been passionate about working for the community, so she might be interested in helping you with it.

Please consider this and let us know what you think.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

Cats wrote:

Yes, I am interested.

Cats wrote:

Dave i hope there is no other step after the proof of faith? And also i accept to work on the church project in Nigeria

Be Blessed dear

Sister Dave wrote:

Dear brother Cats

We are all very happy that you are willing to work on the church project in Nigeria and I can confidently tell you that the budget for this project will be an initial amount of $50.000,- so you don't have to worry about expenses.
I will give your contact to Cardinal Adam, who is the supervisor of this project and after you have sent your proof of faith picture, which is the final step of your membership process, he will guide you in working on this wonderful project.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:02 pm

Please ask him to sing in English so we can understand what he is singing Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:14 pm

18.00 - Cats writes to my old Cardinal Adam:

Quote:

My first name is chibu*** which means "God first" (Put God first in anything you want to do ). I am a very Good christian from St.Annes catholic church Nigeria but now i'm a full member of eater church.

I want this church to go world wide and also want to help the church building a branch here in Nigeria but i need some money from the church for my flight so that i can meet you and Rev.paul and the church discuss more about the project ahead.
God bless you cardinal Adam..pls can i have a picture of you? I want to see your face

Cardinal's answer... a looooong wall of words. Laughing

Quote:

Dear my son, your name is blessed!
Our dear Pastor Paul already told me a little about you and your fiancé. Is it true that you will come to Liverpoo and marry one of the sisters of the Holy Lamb? The Love is the most beautiful feeling that two people can share, and I am absolutely delighted to know that one of our Sisters of the Holy Lamb has managed to bring another believer into our flock. You will be blessed with many children, as it says in our Scriptures (Genesis 1:28 ):
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.”

Our desire to develop the church activities in Africa is a complex plan and with many material and spiritual implications, it is not yet the right time to discuss concrete details. Confidentially, I want to tell you that I have the secret wish to build a Cathedral of the Holy Lamb and that I want this investment to be made where people need much help. Probably, in the immediate future, I will need some advice and practical help on all aspects of building a Great Eater Cathedral in Africa. I'm glad to have a man like you in our congregation!

I'll ask my secretary to look for one of my more recent pictures, but son, I'm 93 years old and vanity is not one of my faults. At my age, I'm only interested in fulfilling my secret dream before to die. I want a wonderful Cathedral to rise to Heaven and to have my name.

Son, you also must become a full member of the Eater Congregation because you marry one of the parishioners of our Holy Church. The fact that you are already Christian makes everything very simple. I have seen in my correspondence that you have already taken the first step in achieving the objective of Admission among our congregation. You are on the right path, on the Way of Faith and the Supreme Truth! When you finish, only Heaven will be above you! As the Bishop of Africa, you will control all of our affiliates and you will have all our funds under your direct supervision.

Please tell me more about you, because I want to know you better. I want to know details about your childhood, about the schools you graduated, about your family. If I feel you are the right person for my purposes, then I will propose your nomination as local Eater Reverend and you will have the immense joy of leading the Eater Parish of Nigeria.
Tell me, what city you live in?
Are you able to gather a number of parishioners around you? Just as Jesus gathered his 12 Apostles near him?
Your appointment as Reverend must be done as soon as possible, of course respecting our secular traditions.
If you will convince me that you deserve to be our Local Reverend then I will be able to start with you all the necessary steps for the new building. Son, it's a huge responsibility that will push your shoulders! You will need to oversee all our expenses there.
You will control the workers and the companies engaged in building our Cathedral. Do you think you can, do you think you want?
If your answer is yes, then we will begin the process of appointment as Reverend, and I will personally take care to advise you with advice and opinions, so that within 2-3 weeks you will receive the Sacred Ceremony of Baptism and be able to organize your parish.

The local Reverend function is remunerated with monthly salary, but once the African Cathedral will be completed, you will advance to the rank of Bishop, and then your importance will increase simultaneously with the standard of your life.
But let's do things right, step by step and day by day, as God has built the world.

Under the grace, guidance and protection of the Holiest of Lambs,
Cardinal Adam

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19.12 - Cats to cardinal Adam:

Quote:

I will start with the place i live in. I was born and raised here in lagos state Nigeria, am from a well blessed devoted christian family. My mom and dad and siblings are sons and daughters of christ, we love God so much and his teaching and the holy lamb of God we have won many souls for christ and if i am ordained as local Eater Reverend am going to win more souls for God here in Nigeria after the completion of the project. we are 6 in numbers am the first child of my family. I gave my life to Jesus christ when i was 18yrs old. My high school name is Prime life foundation blessed school, i schooled and graduted there.

In conclusion, if i am giving the post of being the local Eater Reverend i will take responsibilities and control all workers and companies engaged in building our cathedral here in Nigeria and see to the successful completion of the project ..

Yes i accept to be the Local Eater Reverend here in Nigeria cardinal Paul and God will reward u as u do that
Yours faithfully
Cats

My old Cardinal:

Quote:

Dear Cats, dear my son,

I'm glad to see how much determination exists in a young man; you remind me of me when I was walking in the hard but beautiful world of Faith. Son, if the power of your Faith is great, then you will go far. We need people like you, especially in Africa where there are many people who are in great need of spiritual guidance.

You still did not answer my question about the people around you. You have at your disposal a number of at least 12 men to be with you as the apostles were with Jesus? They are the people with whom you will form the core of your future Eater parish. These people will be your assistants and will have, like you, the monthly salary that you set (depending on their importance and the tasks they will do under your guidance).

Your appointment as local Reverend will be done as soon as you complete the Sacred Baptism Ceremony, and I am with you all along this road. The Holy Trinity is embodied in the three stages of Your Graduation, and the end will be glorious and will represent your apogee.

All three Stages are easy and you only need Faith, Work Force, and Determination. Talk to those around you and tell me when you're ready to start. I will guide you step by step, from the first stage (biblical scene) to the Sacrament of Baptism (as Moses promised to the people in his tribe).

Do not rush! Think about yourself if you are capable of this. Talk to your apostles. Mount Calvary is steep and only those who believe in Jesus can climb to the top. There is the responsibility of the function and the care of those around you. You will be the only one who divides bread, water and wages for all around you. It is your great responsibility! That's why I want you to be very convinced that you want to step along this road!
The future Cathedral has a huge budget, and I need to know for sure that you are the providential man who will raise her walls.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

20.20 - I'm a little idiot and all I want is just the money!... Cats to cardinal Adam.
He is inattentive and confuses Reverend Paul and Cardinal Adam Laughing

Quote:

Wow, thanks for your advice but talking to people around me is not the problem i will do as u say and make my own 12 apostles but cardinal paul i have already been baptised in St.Annes catholic church and you know the sacrament of baptism can't be done twice. So i need a favour from you, i need some money from you so that i will come over to liverpool to discuss more about the budget/project as soon as possible

Be blessed cardinal paul

My cardinal Adam:

Quote:

Son, do not put the chariot before the oxen!
For you, this opportunity is like a second birth. You will be another person, you will be another man, you will be another father and another head of your family! You will tell others what they have to do, as I tell you now! Hallelujah amen!
So, the Sacrament of Baptism must be done in the spirit of the Holy Lamb!

The reasons for giving you time to think are related precisely to your dilemmas: Why? For what?
Son, when you will be that man who shares water and bread, life and death, wealth or poverty, everyone around you will look like you're on a pedestal. To get there you only need 3 stages, which you can choose to do or not. It all depends on you and the power of your Faith! There will be a time when you will look back and you will think about the decisions you have taken. Want to be good decisions, or bad decisions?

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:17 pm

And have the stunt goats on stand-by.... Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:37 pm

^^^ LOL!

Our idiot, to my old cardinal:

Quote:

Okay Cardinal paul i accept to be baptized in the spirit of the Holy lamb but where will i be baptized is it here in Nigeria or Liverpool?

Cardinal Adam:

Quote:

My dear son, everything will be done there to you, in your village, in front of your people, with their help.
You will be their leader, they will be your tribe! Tell me when you're ready to start, and I'm glad to help you.
I want to finish the formalities in less than 3 weeks so that on July 15 we can have the parish already registered in our records and you will already be designated as Local Reverend.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

20.52 - Our idiot:

Quote:

Okay no problem i'm ready cardinal but you know i will be doing my wedding soon in Eater church liverpool..so when can i come over to Liverpool to see you so we can discuss face to face?

My Cardinal:

Quote:

Son,
you will be staying in the Lord's House and you will sit at my table, on my right, as Peter stood on the right hand of Jesus. The African Diocese (African Episcopate) needs representation, and you will be (after the completion of appointment procedures) our new BOA (Bishop of Africa).
I will accept with great joy to be your GodFather and utter the sacred covenants that will unite you and young sister Anna.
We will spend together for a few days, and we will analyze in detail all aspects of the new construction.

I repeat the question about your people. Are you sure you will be able to involve them with you in building the new Eater parish?

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:43 pm

Yay, another church bait! I feel like the kid sticking his fingers into all the pies at the bake sale, but Father Nicodim is ready to give the lad encouragement and spiritual advice if needed; his new email address does not mention the old church. Was it Sven who last did the milk and honey baptism? I don’t think any lads have done it with a goat yet, but Rev Ezze did do it while holding a chicken.

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:50 pm

Much better. Sven did the 2 colored painting baptism. TWICE!!! Poor little baby goat.

Our dear boy asks for some dirty things Laughing

And so we have a new member of the Eater church

Sister Dave wrote:

Dear brother Cats

Thank you for sending this picture to us without delay. Let me be the first to welcome you as a new member of the eater church. I will send this to reverend Greenham. When can we expect to receive the pre martial form from you?

Be blessed

Cats wrote:

Page 1
Page 2
Page 3
Page 4
Page 5
Page 6
Page 7
Page 8

Sister Dave wrote:

Dear brother Cats,

Thank you for sending your forms. I will give them to reverend Greenham and make sure he will read them tomorrow. I wish you a good evening and a blessed night rest.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

Cats wrote:

Great, thank you so much!

Good bless u

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:10 pm

Cats:

Quote:

Okay sir i will involve my people in the new building of the eater church. cardinal paul (WTF???) where will i do my wedding, is it in liverpool or Nigeria?

Cardinal Adam:

Quote:

Son,
In our world men decide and women follow their husbands. So, I expect you to be the one who decides, of course, also taking into account the wishes of your beautiful wife.

Tell me if you're ready for the first stage.
Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

Cats:

Quote:

Yes cardinal i'm ready but i don't have money to start the project so how do we go about it?

My Cardinal:

Quote:

Dear young brother Chibu***,

The stages by which a simple believer passes and ascends to the rank of Reverend does NOT assume the necessity of money. No, my son, not at all! It's just about the desire to fulfill the tasks, the power of the Faith and the help that your apostles will want to give to the one who soon will be their Reverend.

So, you're ready to start your Admitance?
Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

More fun with our moron:

Quote:

Yes i'm ready, but are you going to come over to Nigeria so we can start the project together?

Cardinal Adam:

Quote:

My dear son,
I would rather be present there when you complete the sacred procedure of your baptism. I'll come along with Anna, Reverend Paul and Secretary Dave. We'll be able to hold a small pre-wedding ceremony there in front of the people in your parish. Then we will all return to the UK to finalize the wedding and begin the concrete talks.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

21.50 - My cardinal:

Quote:

My son, my dear Cats,
Let me introduce you to the first stage. It is what is called the "Bible Scene" and is basically just a scene of one of the well-known passages in the Bible: Moses leads the tribe of the Jews and takes him out of the pharaoh's slavery!

The requirement of this first stage is that you recreate the moment when Moses stops (with all of his people) on the Red Sea beach and He makes the sea waves to split.

The first Stage of Admittance appeals to your imagination, and I think it will be very easy for you.
If you can not reach the sea beach, any kind of water is okay ... a river, a lake, any position on the shore of a water.
I remember with joy the moment when I recreated this scene, almost 50 years ago.
I was young and inexperienced, but full of fervor and the desire to listen to the word of God!
All my friends were with me in those moments.
I felt how Faith gave me strength and understood the power of the Lamb's Sacred Spirit!

- you will play the role of Moses... you have to be dressed properly, so that anyone can recognize you in that role.
- your parishioners must play the role of your tribe... women, men, some animals (goats, sheeps, chickens, dogs, etc).
- you have to sit on the beach in front of the sea, with your magical staff raised in the air and with your eyes facing the sky.
- your tribe is situated behind you, with their hands together as prayer.

Only a few pictures (4-5 photos) made from several angles are sufficient.
We want to see a large photo group with you and all parishioners!
We want to see your face's expression when you ask for the help of the Holy Lamb!
We want to see all the expressions on your people's figures: from Sadness and Humility -> to Hope, to Faith and to Joy!

If you have any questions, please let me respond to them.
If you have dilemmas, we'll solve them together.
Otherwise, I expect from you the photos you need for the first stage.

It's already late for me and my old eyes are so tired, I go to pray and then I'm going to sleep. We'll talk tomorrow.
Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:59 pm

Anna: Are you done yet?
Cats: Yes love
Anna: Did your hands fall off?
Cats: Yes..lol
Anna: Ahw poor you (I was tempted to say "At least you'll never be called an old wanker" in relation to his masturbation addiction comment on the adhession form, but even though it's funny it would raise suspicion, so I contained myself)
How are you texting?
Cats: Rev.paul is not coming online in his Gmail either Dave
I need to send it right now
Anna: You can send emails any time
Cats: I have sent alot of emails before, i don't want it to queue ..
I will take it one after another
Anna: As far as I know they never had problems with receiving emails
So just send it and ask Dave to confirm if she received it
Cats: Okay...So tell me did you studied in university
Anna: I studied financial management
Cats: Sweetie i chatted with william paul the cardinal
You re no longer steady online as you do you do before?
You're no longer steady online as u use to before
Anna: I've just been busy dear. I missed you
Why have you been discussing with the cardinal?
Cats: He said he want me to be the bishop of Africa that we are the church want to build a branch here in Nigeria that the dead line for completion of the project is july 15, Baby what about our wedding ?
Anna: wow, that's amazing that he asked that from you
Cats: Yes..I'm confused what about our wedding
Anna: I don't know
It will take time to prepare for that anyway, so I don't think it'll be a problem
Cats: When is our wedding date?
Anna: I don't know exactly dear
But it'll take some time to plan a wedding
Cats: Why is Cardinal in rush to build a branch in Nigeria
Anna: I know it is a long time dream of him to branch out in Africa
Cats: How will i start the project when i have never met him face to face
Anna: I don't know, but I guess he'll tell you
honey, I just got an idea
Cats: Tell me honey
Anna: What if we plan for an African wedding as soon as you finish this project and then when we come back here we have a wedding ceremony here
Cats: Yes Great idea
So how do i start
Should i remain here for you to come or should i come over to Liverpool ?
Anna: I think you need to be there for the project but we can do our wedding afterwards where we want
Cats: Okay sweetie your are so sweet
But is cardinal paul not going to come to nigeria so we can plan the project
Together
Anna: You mean the cardinal or reverend paul?
Cats: Cardinal
Anna: I don't know honey, I didn't speak with the cardinal in a long time. I think the last time was at easter
Cats: I think you need to come over to Nigeria so we can build the church together and also to meet my parent
Anna: I would love to meet them, but I want to discuss that with reverend Grayham first. You know I want to get married as soon as we meet, but I want him present
Cats: Okay baby 😘😘
Anna: 😘thanks
Did you send the forms yet?
Cats: Yes of course (To Dave) she said she will deliver it to him tomorrow
Anna: That's great honey
You make me very happy
Cats: Anything for you love🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘
U know i love u so much sugar plum
Anna: Love you very much too
Cats: Always be online it makes me happy
Anna: I try as much as possible, but work was busy today
Cats: I hope you are not stressed today
Anna: A little, but I can handle it. I just missed you a lot
Cats: Aww
But i missed u more honey
Can i hear ur sweet voice honey
Anna: Sure
Cats: Am waiting honey
Anna: As soon as we're together
Where did you go?

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:14 am

Thursday

Of course, this little idiot would prefer to receive some money without doing anything. Evil or Very Mad

On the other side, we want him to do as much as possible. Laughing

This is THE GAME! Twisted Evil

- Cats to my cardinal... He tries to ignore the part related to the stage with "Moses and the Sea":

Quote:

Dear cardinal where will i be baptized Nigeria or Liverpool?

- The old cardinal Adam writes to the lad:

Quote:

My young brother,
The Sacred Baptism is the third and final stage of your admission process. It will be done in your parish, in Nigeria, in front of your people.
Immediately afterwards you will be de facto our Reverend and your parish will be officially registered.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

- Our dear lad, trying to earn some money as quickly as possible.

Quote:

I need to see you face to face to discuss with you better

and

Quote:

Dear cardinal i need to come over to Liverpool first to discuss with you face to face it will be better

- My cardinal's Adam answer:

Quote:

My son,

It seems that no one explained the Church customs or the hierarchy within the Congregation. I look forward to you at any time at our headquarters here.
But please to remember something that you will use to you in the future: the Church works only with those who are part of our great family and, as long as parish yours is not officially registered and you are not formally appointed as Reverend, I can not help you with anything. Things must go in their natural order, as God has left them when the world did. Hallelujah, amen!

Blessed are those who have not seen and believed!, that's what our Lord says to Apostle Thomas, and he believed in Him!
Finish your Admittance internships and let's get on with the job seriously!
I look forward to the future with great confidence and I want you to be that chosen one who will put the African Diocese together with his other sisters.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

07.15 - The idiot is very lazy and he continues with the questions...

Quote:

So cardinal paul what is the second stage?

- My old churchman, trying to explain everything without saying anything.
- Of course money is important too, so let's talk about wages! Laughing

Quote:

Son, when you are a child and your pastor reads you from the Bible, he begins with the first chapter. I'm right? It does not start from the middle, nor from the end!
The Faith is built exactly like a house, starting with the foundation and ending with the roof. Without a solid foundation, no construction will resist over time!

The Second Stage refers to the Monument of Faith and is practically just a test for you and your apostles. Your ability to gather people around you is tested.
The Third and final Stage is Baptism, a simple and short ceremony, where you will be assisted by your people. This is the end of the initiation process, and at the end of Baptism Ceremony you will be able to dress the priestly robe. Send me your bank details as well as your proposals on the pay of the 12 apostles (I told you they will be redeemed according to the tasks you will give them). Your salary will be $1,200 (as Local Reverend) but theirs can not exceed $700 monthly.

I hope I've been able to answer all of your questions, so now I expect from you "deeds, not talk!"
Both, your marriage and the continuation of our project (The Cathedral), depend on the existence of the registered Lagos parish and your admission among our Locals Reverends.
I am with you as a Celestial Father and I wish you Faith and Succes! I trust you, that you will succeed!

Be blessed my son, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
Cardinal Adam

- In the same time, the good Reverend Paul wrote to our moron:

Quote:

Dear brother Cats,

Sister Dave sent to me your pre martial form and I'm very pleased with what I read. It looks like sister Anna has found a very decent and faithful young man that is responsible and has a clear vision of how to take care of a family.

I compared your answers and I have to admit that you are very compatible on most topics. There are a few minor differences, but I have not a doubt that you two won't resolve those. We can plan a few pastoral counseling meetings once you are married, I believe that should be sufficient.

I am delighted to hear that you have been talking with Cardinal Adam about starting a new parish in Nigeria. It's an honerable and very responsible task and you will be blessed abundantly.

Cardinal Adam told me that he wants to come to Africa after you've finished the initial process of starting the new parish and wants to hold a pre-wedding ceremony there. I will personally oversee that sister Anna will travel together with us to meet you there and we will take care of the financial aspect of you traveling to England. That is if you still want that. I can understand that you want to stay with your new parish and if sister Anna agrees to that we will use the budget to make sure you have a comfortable life together.

Dear brother, in preparation for your wedding ceremony I need from you a handwritten list of 10 Bibleverses, completely written out. I will ask the same of sister Anna and compare both lists to eachother and use it during your wedding ceremony. This means that I need you to keep these lists to yourself. It is a process led by the spirit, not by eachother.

Please send me the list at your earliest convenience so we can proceed with all details of your wedding ceremony soon.

Blessings
Reverend Paul

===

Now we will see how much "love", how much "faith" and how much "work power" has this little piece of shit in it. Laughing

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07.50 - Questions and other questions. Grrrr, this little idiot gets annoying. Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Okay, But cardinal am i going to finish all this 3 stages before we start our projects?

- Cardinal Adam:

Quote:

Yes my son, you finally managed to understand everything and I enjoy it a lot. Congratulations!
Of course you must be one of our Church priests before I propose and approve in front of the Elderly Council the proposal to spend more than $ 2 million for a Cathedral in Lagos.
Son, I looked at the map and, ohh Jesus Christ, Nigeria is a huge country! We have there a immense base of people to be helped and guided, and your first task (after your investing as Local Reverend) is to look for and find a local orphanage that we sponsor with money and everything they need for daily operation (computers, mobile phones, laptops, TVs, air conditioners, etc.).

I now expect from you the pictures that are required for the first stage: Moses splitting the waters of the Red Sea.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

08.05 - Linoline, please tell me how you can handle this immature and stubborn idiot. Laughing

- Our lad writes to Cardinal Adam.

Quote:

But Reverend i don't support this idea, i think we need to complete the project before going into the 3 stages it a nice idea

- My cardinal:

Quote:

Young brother Chibu***,
I do not really understand what idea you can not stand, and I do not understand why you hesitate so much.
Somehow is your Faith not as strong as you say it is? Somehow you hesitate to be part of our Congregation?
Are you in any doubt about your future wife? Tell me the truth!

Tell me frankly, how can you believe our church would entrust the leadership of the African Diocese and the construction of our Cathedral to a man who is not able to go through the stages of Baptism? Do you think you'll get the church money before you become Reverend? Son, wake up to reality and speak the "Our Father" prayer, because I'm starting to think you live in a parallel world.

Now is the time for you to think very seriously if you really want to climb the social scale and become a high prelate, or if you prefer to stay like that now, alone and without faith. The choice is yours and only yours! It's the last advice I give you son, because no one can do good deeds for a person who does not want it!
I want to believe in you, but please give me serious reasons to do it!
Cardinal Adam

===

08.25 - Our boy is a real idiot. I can swear! Laughing

Quote:

Yes i want to be a Reverend but you told me that i will be baptized in the holy lamb first after the completion of the church

- Cardinal Adam:

Quote:

Let me be concise... these are all the Stages of your initiation:
- Stage 1 - The biblical scene
- Stage 2 - The Monument of Faith
- Stage 2 - your Baptism Ceremony
After the ceremony of your baptism, you are appointed as Local Reverend and your Parish officially becomes a Eater parish. From that moment on, you will be able to participate in all our projects and you will have as the main task the preparation of our african Cathedral building. It is clear now?

Listen to me and remember what I'm saying now.
If you do not go through the initiation steps, I will not work with you on any project and will forbid Anna to marry you.
Our Faith is not a joke, and our Church is not a playground!
Cardinal Adam

===

08.30 - Our idiot responds to Father Paul:

Quote:

Thank you, I will do that. So when will i be coming over to England?

- Reverend Paul:

Quote:

Dear fucking_idiot_with_a_two_cell_brain,

I'm my last email I explained to you that it will be after the initial process of starting the parish in Africa. Then we will come to Africa to meet you and you and Anna can decide if you want to stay there and work for the Eater church in Nigeria or appoint someone to take your place there and you come both to England.

But let's not get ahead of things. Please give me the list of Bible verses I asked of you so I can start preparing your wedding ceremony.

Blessings
Reverend Paul

- Our moron:

Quote:

1. Genesis 1:28
2. Ephesians 4:2
3. 1peter 4:8
4. John 15:12
5. 1Timothy 2:11-15
6. John 3:16
7. Proverbs 5:18-19
8. Proverbs 18:22
9. Proverbs 19:14
10. Ephesians 5:22-24

- Reverend Paul:

Quote:

Dear brother,

Thank you for your swift response, but the request was to make a handwritten list and write out the complete verses. You can of course use the Bible for reference. The reason for this is that the Word of God only sinks to the heart when repeated abundantly and by writing that process is enhanced. All the prophets and apostles wrote the Bible by hand. We should not feel better than them and refrain from doing so.

Blessings
Reverend Paul

===

08.45 - Back to the Cardinal's Inbox. banghead

Quote:

Cardinal if i complete the 1st stage and 2nd stage who will help me complete the 3rd stage by baptising me because u will be in England

- The Cardinal:

Quote:

Son, your apostles will be near you at the Baptism ceremony, do not worry. You are not the first Reverend of our church, and I know the procedures very well.
Please do not hesitate and start your first stage immediately.
When we get to stage two, we'll discuss it in detail. The same for the baptismal ceremony.
Now we are only talking about Stage # 1 - the biblical scene.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

- Our idiot:

Quote:

Cardinal if you will baptize me where will that be done? u know we haven't built the parish yet

- My cardinal:

Quote:

Stop! It's enough!
All these delays and repeated questions tell me that you are not ready to be one of our priests!
God is my witness, I have tried to have patience with you. It was useless!
At the great Sunday sermon I will announce my final decision to forbid this marriage.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

09.10 - This moron is very very lazy and stubborn.

Quote:

Pls cardinal don't forbid me from marrying Anna i don't really understand your stories very well at chatting i understand people very well when we talk face to face,.i think that is the problem me and you is having here.

Support me so that i can come over to England to discuss it better with you face to face to make me understand better because am kinda confused then i will travel back to Nigeria to start my 3 Stages

- Enough is enough for the old cardinal. Laughing

He writes to Cats, to Rev. Paul and sister Dave... a common message:

Quote:

Young brother Chibu***,
You have to take those 3 steps in that order I have already said. If not, then I have nothing to discuss with you.
You do not get anything (nor money, nor any financial help) before you become Reverend.
Now, in this moment, you are just a stranger in front of me and my church, and so you will remain a stranger until your initiation will be complete.

Reverend Paul, sister Dave, be blessed,
If this Nigerian young man does not initiate the initiation procedures, then at Sunday's sermon I will officially announce my decision to ban the sister Anna's marriage.
It seems to me that Obi*** is playing with us and we are wasting our time. I warned him very seriously, but he does not seem to understand anything.
I'm sorry, because I thought we could trust him.

May the Holy Lamb be with you!
Cardinal Adam

===

10.40 - Our boy refuses to do what he has been asked for Laughing

... as such, his wedding with sister Anna will be stopped. Now negotiations are taking place. Twisted Evil

Reverend Paul, to all:

Quote:

Dear Cardinal,

Or young brother agreed willingly to take on this task and it disappoints me greatly that he now withdraws from his decision. It is a show of bad character to do this and I agree with you that we can not allow sister Anna to marry a man who doesn't keep his promises. A promise made before God shall not be broken.

Brother Obi***, nobody ever forced you to help us with the church in Africa. You responded enthusiastic when it was initially mentioned. What has changed and why are you suddenly unwilling? We were looking forward to meet you in Nigeria after the initial process and have a wedding ceremony there to celebrate your marriage together with the new parish you would have started and your family. Now it looks like we will have to find someone else again to take on this prestigious project.

Blessings,

The lad:

Quote:

I will send you the photos when am complete with the first stage

Reverend Paul:

Quote:

Dear brother Obi***,

When can we expect you to send those? It would be more appropriate to send them to Cardinal Adam, since he is the one supervising this project.
Can we expect you to take this task seriously from now on and not complaining about it anymore?

Blessings

The lad:

Quote:

Pls reveren beg cardinal william not to forbid me from marrying Anna, i want to first of all marry her first before i can be a Reveren

Reverend Paul:

Quote:

Brother Obi***,

Are you giving us excuses again? I believe that both cardinal Adam and me have been very clear with you about this.
If you don't do as you promise and finish the initial process of starting the parish in African we will not allow you to marry Sister Anna.
Honestly I don't want any more excuses. I want a clear answer from you. Will you start a parish in Nigeria and marry sister Anna afterwards or will you not do it?
If you won't I will have to advise sister Anna to break of all contact with you as it is not appropriate for her to talk about love and a future with an unreliable man.

Blessings

The lad, to Cardinal Adam:

Quote:

Am not ready yet to be a Reverend for now but i need to Marry Anna first then later i can think of being a Reveren. I can only assist you in building your cathedral here

and to Reverend Paul:

Quote:

Dear Reveren i will help the church to build a cathedral here in Nigeria but i'm not ready yet to be BOA (Bishop of Africa) or a reveren, i just want a normal life with Anna and my family..please make cardinal william understand what i just said.

May the holy lamb be with you,
Yours faithful
Anna's husband

Reverend Paul:

Quote:

Dear brother Obi***,

Thank you for your honest answer. I will advice sister Anna to stop all contact with you.

Blessings

===

12.20 - Our idiot writes to my old cardinal Adam:

Quote:

Dear cardinal i can support and assist you only in building your cathedral here in Nigeria and aslo gather the 12apostles and parishioners but i can't be a BOA or a Reveren for now, but i can assist u in getting a Reveren or a BOA here...i just want a simple and normal life with my love Anna

May the holy lamb be with you Cardinal william
God bless you for me as you understand

- Of course Laughing

this option is unacceptable!
- We can accept a compromise only if another idiot from there takes over the duties of the Reverend. Laughing

Quote:

Son,
I will be very honest with you and I will tell you that you have profoundly disappointed me.
Why do you think we're going to let one of our young sisters come alone to Africa and marry an unknown man?

If you were willing to become Reverend, then you would have been part of our Eater family. But now? In these conditions?
Hmm, you are just a simply unknown man, in a remote country, with no any connection to our Faith. I hope you understand my concern.

I'm sorry, son, but I will not accept such a bad compromise. If you truly love Anna, then I can accept that one of your "apostles" will become our Reverend (in your place) and thus have a solid guarantee that sister Anna gets into the middle of people who have the same Faith as us. So, if any of the people around you would agree to complete all three stages of the Initiation, then I will make an exception to our rules and allow you to marry Anna.

No other option will be accepted!
Cardinal Adam

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:49 pm

Birlic wrote:

Linoline, please tell me how you can handle this immature and stubborn idiot. Laughing

Because he takes slapping so well and can be manipulated. It's a good combination. For the rest, he's a lazy idiot. That said, he claims to be 29, but his facebook page says 21 and even though there's tons of bogus on his page, I tend to believe he's still young. Better teach him now that scamming is a tough job

Wednesday evening
Cats: I went to pray ..Am confused about everything Cardinal told me today, i need to come over to Liverpool first to discuss with him
Anna: I don't know what you discussed exactly, but I know him as a patient man so you should ask him
Cats: <screenshots of a long email from the cardinal>
Anna: I will read all of that tomorrow. I'm tired now
Cats: Oh God
Anna: What?
Cats: don't go yet
Anna: Why?
Cats: I need to come to Liverpool and give you an Engagement ring
I'm tired of staying alone
Anna: Me too, but I know it won't be long anymore
Cats: Who will decide for me to come over?
I mean who will Approve my arrival, you or Rev.paul
Anna: Reverend Greenham
Cats: Persuade him, so he can to Grant me flight money to come over Liverpool and propose to u
Anna: I did that yesterday honey
Cats: So what did he say?
Anna: that you didn't fill your form yet
but now you did so you have to wait for his answer now I guess
Cats: Realy..i will wait for his answers tomorrow
Do u live close to the church or Rev.paul?
Anna: The church is in the same city. Reverend Greenham lives there as well
Cats: How far are you close to the church
Anna: About half an hour away, depending on trafic
Cats: Good night babe..we will chat better tomorrow
Anna: lol.. Thought you didn't want me to go to sleep
Cats: I don't want to go to sleep now because i felt that you need to go to bed now because early to bed early wake And i will like to hear the only good news of me coming to Liverpool to propose to u
Anna: Then we should sleep. That way morning comes sooner
Cats: But are ready to sleep now
Are u feeling sleepy
Anna: Yes
Cats: Because am not feeling sleepy
It raining heavily here check ur google
Very cold 🥶🥶🥶
Anna: cold? With 25C? That's warm. Here it's only 15C
Cats: It cold here ohh
Am freezing
What if it is 15C here i will just froze
Anna: lol, then you shouldn't come to england
Cats: Nah..i will come to England
Anna: we will keep eachother warm
Cats: Really
But how?
Anna: Goodnight my dear
Cats: Okay wait
Tell me what u are wearing before you sleep

Thursday
Cats: Good morning sleepy head😃😃
Anna: Good morning
Cats: Same
How is your night honey?
Anna: It was cold
Cats: It much here honey
And my bed was empty without u
Anna: I know. I can't wait to be together
Cats: Me too
Did Rev.paul told u about the 10 bible verse list?
Anna: Yes he did
Don't say I told you this but Palm 23 is my favourite
Cats: That's verse is so simple
Anna: But it's special to me it holds so much comfort
Cats: Really
I just sent my verses to Rev paul
Anna: You're quick. I didn't even start yet. I will do it when work is a little less busy
Cats: <screenshot of the cardnial's email telling he won't allow anna to marry cats if cats refuses to start the parish as he promised>
Anna: Wow. What did you do to piss him off
Cats: I don't know..go ask.him
Anna: That would be a bit weird. You are the man here
Cats: I still don't understand his stories by chatting i think i need to come over to liverpool to discuss with him face to face
Anna: Looking at his message I think you should listen to what he says. I don't want to risk him forbidding us to get married
Cats: What if he forbids us ..will u still marry me?
Anna: I don't think I can. I told you from onset how important their approval is
Cats: So am gonna loose you forever 😭😭
Anna: Only if you don't work things out with him I guess
It's on your hands now
Cats: Why does he want me to be Bishop
Anna: Did he ask you if you want to be?
Cats: Yes...Am not ready for it now, i just want to marry you first then i can think about being a bishop or reverened, why is he fraustrating my life
Anna: So he forced you into this? You never agreed to do this?
Cats: He said he will denounce our marriage if i don't do that
Anna: Shit
That's serious
Cats: I can only assist him in building a cathedral here in Nigeria but am not ready to be a BOA (Bishop of Africa) or a Reveren yet
I just want a simple and normal life with you and our family
Anna: Then tell him that
I thought it is a wonderful idea. I always wanted to be able to do something to help people and this would be the perfect opportunity
Cats: What will be a wonderful idea?
Anna: To start a parish in Africa of course and be able to really mean something for the community
Cats: We could even decide to stay there with your family of you wished
A little later
Anna: Dave just messaged me, reverend Greenham wants to speak with me and it's urgent. I'm going there now
Cats Okay ..yes i want to start a parish here in Nigeria but i don't want to be a bishop or Reveren
later
Anna: Sorry. I can't talk with you anymore

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:18 pm

On the positive side, he seems engaged, even if you're going around in circles with him on the church stuff. He must think he's so clever finding a loophole in the system.

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:26 pm

Unfortunately for him there aren't any, just endless loops. Unfortunately for us he didn't even read Anna's last message yet. I guess he's drinking his sorrows away or turned back to his wanking addiction

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:51 pm

In his case, the last option will be to receive a valuable parcel... but, let's not anticipate! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:55 am

Friday

11.50 - Our dear Cats writes to my cardinal Adam:

Quote:

Dear cardinal i chibu*** agree to be a Reveren but you know i have no job and the robe i need to act like moses are very expensive here and we have no rivers or lake close to us but the only beach we have is about 700miles away from us and i can't do this on my own cardinal, the people here are like the people of isreal who cried of thirst and hunger..i need to transport them 700miles to the beach . If anyway u can assist me with a bus it will be easy for me to carry the parishioners and apostles..pls cardinal in the name of the holy lamb pls help me

The old cardinal:

Quote:

Son, do not worry.
I told you very clearly in my precedent message:

If you can not reach the sea, any kind of water is okay ... a river, a lake, any position on the shore of a water.

So, you can go with your people near any source of water (in extreme cases, pictures can be taken right next to a swimming pool).
It matters only "the idea" and "the stage", it does not necessarily have to be something that costs you!
Instead of the ceremonial robe, you can use (for yourself and your people) some sheets that you can wrap on your body.
You must have imagination and improvise. Also for the Moses' rod, you can use a tree trunk, or a shovel tail (a long and thin wood).

We only want you to see that you are a man who can solve various organizational problems and has the support of those next to him.
This is the role of these initiation stages. I hope you understand me.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

This little idiot is trying hard to get some money without doing anything. We are used to such behavior, but it is still fun "to read the idea behind of his words". Laughing

===

12.25 - He's very insistent. Laughing

Quote:

God bless you cardinal..but i need more time..Cardinal assist me with little token even though it $200 or $300 Am starving
May the holy lamb reward you in hundreds fods

My cardinal:

Quote:

Son, I start thinking that everything is a bad joke and that you are just an impostor trying to steal the money of the church!
I just told you (a few minutes ago) that we want you to see that you are a mature man, able to act and improvise, a man who solves problems without asking for help, and you come back to me and ask for food money? Are you crazy or drugged? Tell me the truth!

You do not get anything until you're able to prove that you can lead our parish there! After the baptismal ceremony, you will receive the first salary for you and your apostles (the people next to you, those who will help you finish the initiation stages). Nothing before! If I hear such nonsense, I will excommunicate you and Anna will be forced to give up on you.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

12.35 - Cats:

Quote:

Dear cardinal I'm for pissing u off, i will do exactly what u said..but you promised to send me your pictures

My Cardinal:

Quote:

I did not forget my son, but my secretary was not available today. I'll try tomorrow.
Did you manage to send the bank account in which you will receive the salary for you and your apostles?
I do not want to have delays in paying because you provided bank details incomplete or incomplete.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 11:45 am

Friday June 28
Cats: Ok
Anna why are you been controlled by ordinary and mortal men they don't own your life
Anna: Why aren't you doing what you promised and putting me in this difficult position?
Cats: I have tried all my best, i filled the Adhesion forms and premarital forms which costs me #25,000 naira and i told him i can only assist him in building a parish here and win souls for the parish and i don't want to be a Reveren i just want a simple life and happy marriage with you, why is he forcing me to do what i don't want? Or is it how you guys are being forced in the church? Can someone force you to do something u don't like?
And now his telling me to gather parishioners to the beach that is 700miles away from my house and told me to act like moses in the red sea where will i see money to transport 100 people when am poor and i have no job, the people here are like the people of isreal who complains of thirst and hunger where will i see money to satisfy them..if cardinal can assist me with some money i will do all he ask me to say
Anna: Reverend Greenham told me yesterday that you agreed to be a reverend and start the initial process of starting the church in Nigeria, but then you changed your mind and backed out. They told you that there's a big budget available that will be sent once the initiation process is finished, so I really don't see the problem. He wants this to be finished halfway through july, then we will all come over to celebrate and have a wedding ceremony. Then we can choose if we want to stay in Nigeria and work for the church or appoint someone in your place and we go back to England.
What is the damn problem?
It's your fucking disability to keep your promises
Cats: I agreed to a reveren but later i checked all the expenses it will cost me almost about 200,000 naira to run the initiation process so i changed my mind, where will i see such amount to run the initiations can't u understand me 😭😭😭
Anna: That's only $554. They promised to send you an initial budget of $50.000 after this initiation
So no, I can't understand this
Cats: Then you send me $554 to start the initiation simple 👌🏻
Anna: No I will not. You have proven to be untrustworthy, so I will not send you anything until you have done what you promised
Cats: I don't have money to run the initiation
What do u want me to do?
Anna: Exactly what you promised
Start this initiation process, finish it and decide if you want us to live in Nigera or England
Cats: Where will i see money to run the initiations
Anna: Borrow some, if you don't delay you'll have it back soon enough
Cats: Nobody will borrow me
Pls can you borrow me
Anna: I told you, I"m not sending you anything until you have done what you promised
Cats: Nobody will borrow me
Anna: ok
Cats: I think you like being single
Anna: I think you like being a liar
Cats: I'm not am just poor
Anna: you're just lazy
Cats: You are very stingy
Anna: and you are untrustworthy
Cats: Mortal men are controlling your life and forcing u to do things u don't like and you are not ashamed of yourself
Anna: you are promising things and then not fulfilling. Yet after lying to everyone you expect me to send you money and you are not ashamed of yourself
Cats: Ok
Anna: So you don't want to be with me anymore?
Cats: I want you
But u don't appreciate my efforts
Anna: What efforts?
Cats: Filling the premarital forms, Adhesion forms, music i sang for u, introductory videos i made for u, but u have never made the voice clip u promised me
Anna: Because I never promised to make you a voice clip
Cats: filled the premarital form, I have my handwritten list of the bibleverses finished, and gave it to reverend greenham yesterday, because I thought he wanted to see me about that. The adhesion form I did that when I became a member of the church, so I really don't see why you are complaining about this
Please make me a voice clip honey
Anna: why would I if you're not willing to marry me anymore
Cats: Me and cardinal Will has settled the issue..so i will marry u
Can u make me a voice now
Pls
Anna na
Anna biko na
Anna: what?
Cats: Make me a voice clip if you love me
Anna: what did those words you wrote mean?

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 6:51 pm

Our little lad:

Quote:

Okay cardinal i will gather all my apostles bank account details when it ready i will let you know..Thank you Cardinal God bless you for me

and

Quote:

Please cardinal william please i want to hear your voice, this is my number +2349039152***..please cardinal please call, i will be expecting your call

Well, we (Linoline and I) think it's time for the idiot to talk to Lenny. Laughing

Quote:

My son, I am completely deaf to my age (I hope you have not forgot that I am 93 years old) and do not use the phone. But, of course, I can read the words "from lips," so we can perfectly understand when we're going to be face to face. For perfect communication, the mail is best suited.

However, if you really insist, I will ask you to call me at the Chancellery and talk to my assistant Father Lenny. He will talk to you on the phone and then he will "translate" me all of your words through the sign language (used for deaf-mute people). It's OK for you? Our Church phone number is +44 1606 610 *** and Father Lenny is in charge of taking all the calls to the parish.

But let me insist, if you need me, it's more useful to communicate by email because brother Lenny has many moments in forgetting to write down all the details and I do not want to make any trouble. He is too old and suffers from Alzheimer, but he is a faithful soul who has been with us for the last 40 years.

I'm waiting your call.
Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 6:55 pm

Cats: Biko na is my local language (igbo) which means please
Anna: Why woud I if you don't even want to do the initiation process?
Cats: I will do it..me and cardinal have solved the issue
U have started conditioning me
Cardinal made it easy for me
Anna: How did he?
15:06
Cats: We discussed
Anna: That explains so much
Cats: Please dear if u truely love me make me a voice clip
Anna: Are you working on your initiation process yet?
You would if you truely loved me
Cats: Am doing it tomorrow
Make me my voice clip
Anna: I'm doing it when you did the initiation process
Cats: Am not a kid..u are playing games with me
Forget about the voice clip i don't need it anymore
18:05
Anna: You are not serious
All this time you're only making promises and giving excuses but to fulfill them. You ask me to do something that makes me uncomfortable and you expect me to just do that right after you've been breaking promises again
Your promise to marry me, was that a joke as well?
Cats: I love you Anna
Anna: Seriously? The way you've been doing it sounds like a joke
Cats: if i Don't want to marry i wouldn't have filled the premarital form
I luv u honey
Anna: I love you too but don't you see we can't be together if you don't do this initiation process
Cats: I will do it
Am planning ir
It
Anna: When?
Cats: Maybe next week
Anna: Why not tomorrow
I don't want to waste time
I want to be with you
Cats: To gather people here is not easy, i need money to convince them
Anna: Won't they also get paid by the church?
Reverend Greenham told me yesterday that is all taken care of
Cats: I know
Is eater church in liverpool or manchester?
Anna: Both
They have more churches, but the main one is in Manchester
Cats: What is eater page name on facebook
Do they have pages or group
Anna: no they don't

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:54 am

Saturday

Our little idiot wrote to my Cardinal Adam... he is very suspicious and started researching online. I do not think we'll be able to make "The Sacred Pyramid" with it.

Quote:

Thanks cardinal william i will call him when i recharge my phone by tomorrow..But cardinal i search on google about eater church but no result found not even a page or a group and the church isn't on manchester map why?

Cardinal Adam:

Quote:

Son, the Faith must be in our souls, not shown on the walls of the buildings. Our Savior teaches us what is humiliation and does not allow us to praise our Faith. We are a community of people who share the same moral values and where the "family" is placed first. We do not care about modern things and we believe that technology dehumanizes people. Our sermons are spoken by our priests in front of the parishioners, directly in the church. We are not like other churches to preach on radio or television.

As for you, my son, you got a second chance. Do not lose it! Do not neglect your duties! If you want Salvation to come to you and if you love our sister Emma as you say, then put aside all these delays and show that you are indeed the man according to our purposes.

These are my words and you have to respect them!
Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

09.30 - Our idiot, to cardinal Adam:

Quote:

The birds are singing The birds are singing just for you, Look at this day so new, The sun is shining only for you, So that you get a clue, That you have to smile this day, To make a way, So, keep smiling and have your say, Have a lovely day! Good morning cardinal william

Cardinal Adam is upset:

Quote:

Son,
You are drunk, drugged or just incredible stupid?
What does this ridiculous and rude message, which is addressed to me?
You forgot who you are talking to? Do you think we play and that I have time for your pranks?
From now on, I forbid you to write a message to me if it is not related to the completion of your first stage of initiation.

Reverend Paul, sister Dave, please talk with this insolent young man and explain to him that things can not continue like this.
I am increasingly convinced that he does not deserve our attention.

Be blessed,
Cardinal Adam

===

20 minutes later, our idiot writes to my cardinal:

Quote:

I'm sorry sir, it was a wrong message, it wasn't for you..Actually it was for Anna..pls forgive me

and

Quote:

Dear cardinal i'm really sorry for pissing you off..please forgive it won't happen again

===

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:49 pm

FRI 10:10 PM
Cats: Why
Gimme Rev.paul phone number
Anna: stop being a big baby
I told you he has no phone
Cats: I searched for Eater church on google but no result found, is the church not registered online?
Anna: I just told you it's not
Cats: And also it not on map of manchester
Anna: meaning?
Cats: The Eater church is not on map
World map**
Anna: Ok
Cats: Why is it not on map of the world
Anna: As far as I know they don't really advertise and keep a low profile
Cats: Ok
Give me eater church address
Anna: I don't know it. Ask the cardinal
Cats: I can't ask him, am asking you because you are the church member
Anna: And I'm terrible with addresses. I know how to get there thoug, so I'll drive you there as soon as you get here
Cats: U have started giving me excuses again 😞..am not happy
Anna: and you think I am/
Cats: Yes
Why can't you know the address but u do go there for service
Anna: Because I can drive there with my eyes closed but I'm not a friggin roadbook
Cats: Tell me the street name
check it on Google
Or ask someone
Anna: You ask someone
I'm tired of the inquisition
Cats: Who should i ask
Anna: don't know, don't care. I'm tired
Cats: Ok
Tell me your full house address
Anna: No
I'm tired of this inquisition and i'm not answering questions anymore today
Cats: Why
Only your house address i won't ask anymore
Please
U started snubbing right
When i start my snubbing don't complain
Anna: Fine
<address>
Cats: Did your hand fall off
Anna: what kind of question is that?
Cats: What took u so long to reply me your address
Anna: I told you I was tired of your questions and I didn't want to answer anymore but you promised it was the last one
Did your hands fall off now?
Cats: Yes
Anna: ok
Cats: U thought me that phrase
Anna: <thumbsup>
Cats: Why the thumb up?
Are you leaving hottie?
Anna: still here
but I'm annoyed
Cats: Hottie Hottie why are u annoyed
Anna: why are you suddenly calling me that?
Cats: Because i know u will love me calling you that
Anna: How do you know that?
Cats: Because you are hot and young 👄
Anna: haha
Cats: Aren't you?
Anna: I can't judge that about myself. I know you are
Cats: I'm what?
Anna: young and hot
Cats: Really
Do u know something
U are so Gorgeous and beautiful
Anna: Thank you honey
Cats: Can i kiss you hottie?
Anna: you? Always
Cats: Wow
Baby can i ask u something 😏😏
Anna: yes you can
Cats: Are u a virgin?
Anna: What do you think... I'm divorced
Cats: I know u are divorced
But are u a virgin
Anna: No I'm not
are you?
Cats: Yes
Anna: wow
Later, after I logged off
Cats: <screenshot from google streetview>
Is that the location to your address

Saturday
Anna: Yes that's my street
Cats: Good morning my wife
Anna: Good morning
My dear husband doesn't trust me
That makes me sad
Cats: I'm sorry hottie..but you always do what i ask you to do
Anna: And you don't do what you promised
Cats: Like what? Didnt i filled the necessary forns
U have never done any special thing for me
Anna: You already want to get away from what you promised and I'm taking about the initiation process now. I did the forms as well it's no effort at all
Cats: I will do the initiations ..but your efforts is not enough..i promise u one thing that i will never ask for another thing if u make me a voice clip
Anna: You still don't trust me
Cats: I trust but i just want to know how sweet your voice is
Trust me it won't hurt u
Anna: Why can't you just do as you promised without giving me additional stress
Cats: I have gathered 9 apostles remaining 3
Pls make me a voice clip
I love u Anna, if u love me too make me a voice clip and i will be happy

Anna: I told you I'd do it after the initiation
Cats: Gimme ur phone number i need to text u special texr
Anna: It's my boss's number. I told you before. You can text me here
I'm shopping now. We'll talk later
Cats: Just make me a clip and i will never ask u again
Cats: U are making me scared
Much later
Anna: Scared of what exactly?
Cats: Of y
You*

Cats to Sister Dave wrote:

Pls Dave please text me the full address of Eater church

Sister Dave to Cats wrote:

Brother Cats,

Ye of little faith, asking questions that are not relevant for the initiation process. I strongly advise you to start working instead of wasting time with nonsensical questions.
Cardinal Adam has explained already why we can not be found online and that answer should suffice.
Reverend Greenham and myself have been in the orphanage all day, helping out with the children and I was hoping to come back to read good news about the progress you have been making, but it seems like I had too much faith. May the Lord forgive me for having put faith in a mere human boy.
I'm tired of a hard day's work and will take some rest now. Please think twice before you contact us again with silly faithless questions. Nobody wants a reverend that is only suspicious of heart.
I was hoping to start preparing on Monday the funding of the church in Nigeria and the courtesy package, but it looks like I can wait a little longer with that.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

Much later
Anna: Why?
Cats: You are making me believe that u look fake
Anna: <lauging emoji>
Cats: Why are u laughing
Anna: Because I never did botox
Cats: U don't want me to video call or voice call you even to do me a voice clip u refused why won't i believe u are fake
Anna: Because I'm not
Cats: U are freaking me out and i hate fake account
Why are you doing this to me
Anna: Doing what? Loving you and planning a life together?
If that's a crime then I'm guilty
Cats: But make me believe that you are real
Anna: Why
Cats: Because facebook said if a friend doesn't post pictures constantly or do a video call with you or voice call with you or make a clip to you simply shows that he or she is fake
Just make me a voice clip and i will believe u are real stop freaking me out
Anna: Show me where it says that
Does it also say that if someone makes empty promises he is fake?
Cats: Stop it
I made u a introductory video that shows am real and not fake but you have never done anything to show that you are real
Anna: And what would I gain by being fake?
Why would I even do such a thing?
Cats: I know dear but u have to make me believe you are real and all this madness will stop final
And this will be the only time you will demand something like this from me?
If you do me a voice clip i promise i will never ask u proof answers again
Anna: 😢 you make me sad
Cats: You make me mad and sad too
You don't love me
Anna: What do you want me to say
You know I do
Cats: If you do me a voice clip saying chibu.... my husband i love you so much, then i will.believe u are real, i don't want fall deeper in love with a scammer or a fake account
Anna: Wow
Scammer huh...
Cats: Yes, scammers are much on facebook now, fake account everywhere
Anna: Not me
I don't even know how to pronounce your name
Send me a message so I can hear it
Please
Cats: Proof to me and all this madness will stop at once and i will truely believe u love me
<voicemessage of Cats pronouncing his name>
Anna: <2 short voicemessages>
Cats: OMG 😱😱
U are real
Anna: That's what I've been telling you all this time
Cats: Am sorry
I love u so much pls forgive.me
Anna: Don't ever do this again please
Cats: Okay hottie
Anna: I need my meds to calm down now
Goodnight
Cats: Wait
What happened
Again much later
Anna: You know what happened. Your demand
Cats: I'm sorry
Were did u go?
Anna: I told you
Cats: I'm sorry
I want to ask u a questions and i need answers
Anna: You hurt me by calling me fake
Cats: Sincere answers
Anna: I always gave you sincere answers
Cats: You are not fake anymore u have proven to me that u are real
You have a sweet lovely voice hottie 😘
Anna: Wow. Thanks for the vote of trust
I'm not happy with you now
Cats: What again
What happened
Anna: You called me fake and demanded things you know make me very uncomfortable
Cats: It won't happen again I'm sorry
Honey the apostles i tried gathered are all questioning me badly
They are all scared
Anna: Of what?
The apocalypse?
Cats: Have cardinal william or rev.paul explained all the 3 stages of initiations to u?
Anna: Yes, but not in detail
Cats: They are all afraid because eater church is not on google map that all church on England are being registered online, they asked why will a church be operating secretly or they Illuminati
Anna: Oh God no. Of course not
I wouldn't want anything to do with that
Cats: Why the initiations then? Initiations means Ceremony done in secret
All this questions got me scared
Anna: You really don't have to make a secret of it I think
Wasn't the purpose to branch out and help people of the community? That doesn't sound really secretive
Cats: What is the meaning of eater?
Anna: A shared meal. Or something like that
Cats: Why will a church bear that kind of name it weird
Anna: Because our Lord shared a meal with the apostles before he gave His life for us
And He told us to keep sharing a meal to remember that
Not weird at all
Cats: The people i gathered don't believe that the church exist, they believe only if you tell me the address so they can check it on google map to confirm
Anna: You said you wouldn't request anything else from me again and you said you trust me
But you don't
It was all for nothing
Thank you
Bye
Cats: I trust u but i need something strong evidence to make my apostles believe that the church exists
My apostles are giving me headache and i don't know how to defend myself
I can't do this on my own i need a helper like you, u are my wife help me
I need your advice to clear this people doubt

Sunday
Anna: I gave you what you needed and you promised not to ask anything again
You're going to be a reverend, it's your job to motivate and convince people
How else will you tell heathens about Jesus?
Cats: England and Nigeria people are not the same, Nigeria people believe what they see..they are afraid of being initiated by a secret cult or illuminati
Anna: All Thomasses
I'm going to the church you don't believe exists
Cats: don't tell reveren or cardinal what we are discussing it between and you
Anna: <laughing emoji>
Scared to get ass whipped by a non existing reverend or cardinal
Thanks for making me laugh
Cats: It not my fault hottie
Anna: Faith is a choice
Cats: I need something strong evidence to make them believe it exist help me out..if that the church is on Google all this questions won't be asked
Nigerians hate secret things, they believe that secret things are done by cultist, ritualist and illuminatis they are all afraid to join something they don't know of and it making me scared too
Later
Anna: Illuminati are cocky. They never hide their identity and i hate cults I will never be part of that
It's not my job to prove anything anymore
That's what you promised
Cats: Yes i do
So tell me how were u initiated into eater church
Anna: I was standing in front of the congregation and had to introduce myself and answer some questions. Then I was baptized and that was it, but I guess it's different for me because I'm local and didn't plan to become reverend
Cats: <2 emoji's of a boy and girl with hands on their heads>
Anna: are you a ballet dancer now?
Cats: No,
Can u dance ballet
Anna: I wish
Cats: Oops
Anna Verbeek
Anna: What oops?
Cats: U don't know the meaning of oops ?
Anna: yes of course. Means you mistakenly did something stupid

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:07 pm

Sunday June 30
Cats: Lol..but i didn't do anything stupid hottie
Anna: Then why oops?
Cats: Just felt like saying it
Anna: Ok
Cats: So what did rev.paul and cardinal told u at church today
Anna: That they are still hoping that you will do the initiation, but he believes you won't do it
Cats: Tell him i will..it just my apostles giving me headache
Anna: You can tell him yourself. I'm not going back today
Cats: I know
So where are u now
Anna: I'm home
Cats: Wyd
Anna: ?
Cats: It means what are u doing
Anna: Couldn't have guessed that
I'm taking to you
Cats: Yes
I meant what are u doing right now
Anna: Talking to you
Cats: I don't understand
Anna: It's perfectly fine English dear
Cats: Which one, Is it wyd?
Anna: No
Cats: Which one?
Anna: None
Cats: Pls tell me
Anna: Tell you what?
Cats: You know the way u speak your language and the way i speak mine is different
Anna: Absolutely. If I spoke mine you wouldn't understand a word
Cats: Yes, i know u are breaking the word down for me to understand easily..i love u
Anna: Ok. I love you too
Cats: Really
How many percent
Anna: 500
Cats: Really
Me 1000%
Anna: Ahw sweety
Cats: Honey how many children do u want us to have?
Anna: As many as the Lord will bless us with
Cats: What about 10
Anna: that's a lot
but I won't go against His wishes
Cats: Really ..that's so sweet of you
Anna: Do you want 10?
Cats: Yes sugar 🥰
Is it much?
Anna: Wow, then I hope you like changing diapers
Cats: Lol 🤣
U will be the one changing diapers
Anna: And what will you be doing?
Cats: <emoji's of fingers pointing at Anna>
Anna: OMG!!! That's a gangsta thing to do
😂 Bad boy
Cats: Am bad for only you
Anna: Perfect
Cats: What about u, are u bad for only me?
Anna: I'm everything for you alone
What about your apostles? Are they willing to help you?
Cats: Yeah but they just want little money to believe am saying the truth
Anna: ok
They want me to settle them first before they can do the work
Anna: ok
Cats: Why the ok ok
I hate the word ok
Anna: ok
Cats: Pls stop it 😏😏
Big head 😂
Anna: ok
Cats: You play too much 😄
Anna: And you like it
Cats: Yes alot hottie
Hottie Hottie Anna
What makes u think you're hot?
Anna: you
Cats: You re 100% correct
Anna: so what's my prize now I gave the right answer?
Cats: Happy family
Anna: the best prize
Cats: So which prize do u want?
Anna: all of you for the rest of my life
Cats: Am yours already for life and even in heaven
Bby i want to ask u a question , what if cardinal or rev.paul denounces our marriage, will u still marry me
Anna: I already told you I don't think I can
Cats: If you truely love someone with all your heart and soul you will never leave that person no matter what someone tells you
That means u don't really love me with your heart and soul 😭
Anna: Yes I do, but if it's not God's will then it can't be
Cats: What if it God will for us to marry and cardinal willy or rev.paul denounces it will u still marry me?
Anna: They are like God's hotline, so why would they tell something else
Cats: They re mere humans..humans are not perfect
Anna: why are we talking about this? You were going to do the initiation right?
Cats: Yes
But if it doesn't work out
Anna: It will if you really want to
Cats: So u want me to be a Reveren
Anna: Honey, I want you to do what you promised so we can get married. After that it's up to you to decide if you want us to stay in Africa and work for the church or if you come to England with me and we build a life here
Cats: Wow u re amazing u always give me confidence
Please always be coming online am always happy when u are online but when you're not online am always sad
Anna: I try as much as I can
but now I'm tired and going to sleep
Cats: Why now
Anna: because I have to get up early in the mornign
Cats: Oka
Okay
Who else do chat with apart from me
Anna: just some friends, regular friends, not as special as yo
Cats: Okay honey ..pls get some sleep
I love u
I don't want ur boss to sack u
Anna: And you?
No I don't want that either
hmm you don't want to answer the same question? Are you hiding something?
Cats: Which part of the questions
Anna: Who else do chat with apart from me
this one
Cats: Is it who am chatting with apart from u?
Anna: yes
Cats: Only u....only u keep me awake till now
Anna: I don't believe that. you must have other friends you're talking to
Cats: Yes some but their chats are boring
Anna: Ok
Goodnight
Cats: Dream about me

Monday July 1
Cats: Good morning
The birds are singing The birds are singing just for you, Look at this day so new, The sun is shining only for you, So that you get a clue, That you have to smile this day, To make a way, So, keep smiling and have your say, Have a lovely day! Good morning my heart beat💛
Anna: Good morning mister poet
Cats: Aww
Thanks honey
<pictures with wishes for a new month>
Anna: September? March?
I think you're confusd
Cats: I'm sorry
Why are u laughing ?
Anna: because you're funny
Cats: I didn't knew the month were old
But i corrected myslef
Anna: I know
Honey, I'm not patient. I need to be with you. When will you start the initiation?
Cats: We are still making plans for it
Anna: Why does this planning take so long
Cats: It not me, it the people am try gathering they want me to give them little change, i told u that Nigeria citizens and England citizens are different and Nigerians are hard to convince except with money
Anna: Aren't they your friends? I do so many things for people without asking for money
Cats: England and Nigeria are not the same
Anna: So you guys are not nice for eachother?
Cats: We are nice, Nigerians are hard to convince..easy way to convince them is by money
Anna: If you say so
Made any progress today?
Cats: I gathered 10 disciples today
Anna: And you already had a few so you have enough now?
Cats: It not complete yet
Anna: Saturday you had 9, today you gathered 10. That's 19 together, should be enough
Cats: N0 u don't understand me
I gathered 10 in total
1 joined today
Anna: Then you should've explained more better
Cats: I will dear
Anna: Ok
Cats: Am just continously listening to that voice note u made before almost 100times , You voice are so sweet
Anna: I'm glad you like it. Wait till We're together. I'll talk your ears off till you beg me to stop
Cats: Aww
Should i keep on listening to it hottie?
Anna: If you want
Cats: I want to ask u something hottie
Anna: Ask, but remember your promise
Cats: Why do u take med after d voice clip u made me
Anna: You know why
I explained to you already
Cats: Are u suffering from panic attacks ?
Anna: Yes
Cats: Phobias a no fun. Why do you think I guard my boundaries
Why do you guard your boundaries
Anna: Because panic attacks are not nice
Cats: I have never heard about someone having panic attack in this world only you am hearing it from for the first time
Anna: Then use Google and find something more about it instead of acting like it doesn't exist
<waving hand emoji>
Cats: Why the hand honey

Tuesday July 2
Anna: Because you were rude and I didn't want to talk anymore
Cats: I didn't know that was rudeness, I'm sorry
Never saw a smile as cute as yours. So get up now and make everyone around fall for your smile with every minute and every second. Good Morning and have a good day ahead. God bless you Emma.
Anna: You want me to smile to other guys so they will fall for me? Why would I want that
Cats: No i don't want them to for your love, i want them to fall for your smile
Anna: I don't want them for anything. I only want you to fall for anything about me
Cats: Really Anna?
I'm so in love with you 😍
Did you gave me love potion?
Anna: 😁 Yes I did
Cats: Why did you do that
I'm so intoxicated by u
Anna: Because I want you to be 😉
Cats: Why..lol
You now take hours before replying my messages 😔
Anna: Can't help it, work is busy these days
Cats: Oh 😵
Am gonna miss you
Anna: Why? I'm here now
Cats: Who is that beautiful angel 😇
<picture from Anna's timeline>
Anna: No idea 😜
Cats: Wow she's so cute
How can i win her heart?
Anna: You did already
Cats: I want to kiss her beautiful sexy lips
Anna: Then get that sexy butt over here and do it
Cats: 🤣🤣 Haha u are so funny
I can't wait to stroke her butt 😋
Anna: lol
so what's the progress?
Cats: We re going tomorrow to take d pix , don't tell anyone
Anna: Ok, I won't. But why not?
Cats: Wait till it done
Give me examples of that written verses
Anna: You mean the ones reverend greenham requested?
Cats: Yes
Anna: Not allowed. You have a Bible full of them. I gave my list to him already
Cats: I gave him like this psalm 3 vs 5 and the other 10 but he refused that it must be written verses i don't know what he called it, give me exampls so i will understand what his saying
Anna: written, means you take a pen and paper, write psalm 3 vs 5 and then write the words of that verse
Cats: Show me
Anna: I just told you I already gave mine to reverend Greenham
Cats: I don't want yours, take another part and give me examples
Anna: You think I have lists like that just lying around? And what is it that you don't understand after I explained it to you
Cats: Big head
Anna: That doesn't make sense
Cats: Am just kidding though
Anna: I don't get it
Cats: What doesn't make sense
Anna: your joke
Cats: I thought maybe calling u big head will make u mad
Anna: It's not very nice, but also very stupid becaus I don't have one, so if you say that to me you're just insulting your own intelligence
Cats: I'm just kidding
I didn't meant what i said
It not insult honey, it just joke
Anna: I don't mind
Just try to get the tasks done so we can be together
Cats: No 😃
Am just joking
Anna: haha. see me rolling on the floor laughing?
Cats: Seriously , are u doing that right now?
Anna: no
Cats: Am bored
Gist me
Anna: I think you have enough to do 😉
Cats: Yh baby
Anna: good evening
Cats: Hi honey
Anna: Where have you been?
Cats: I have just be thinking and it really giving me serious headache
Anna: Just by thinking? What have you been thinking about?
Cats: The initiation, Am tired
And you don't want to help me out
Anna: I'm on the other side of the planet. I can't help you
Cats: At least not yet
The 12 disciples are complete i told them and they understood me because they are my friends but...
Anna: they are selfish and don't want to do anything for you
Cats: Stop it
My friends ain't selfish
Anna: Ok, I won't say anything

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:48 am

Wednesday

06.45 - Cardinal Adam writes to Rev. Paul & sister Dave (our moron is in CC, of course):

Quote:

Father Paul, sister Dave, God bless you!
Just a week ago, our young brother Chibu*** was urged to take the first steps on the Satisfied Way of Faith and Truth. I had goodwill and I thought brother Chibu*** is a young enthusiast man who wants to unite his destiny with our young sister Anna and who really wants to be part of our big family.

Until now, I have not received anything from him!
Until now, I do not know the man behind the words!
Until now, I'm not sure that Anna will be happy with him!

Because our Lord Jesus teaches us to be patient, I will expect brother Chibu*** to show that he really deserves all our attention.
Another week! Not one day more, not one day less!

This is My decision and these are My words!
Be blessed, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
Cardinal Adam

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