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Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 11:03 pm

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Cats - the scammer
Anna Verbeek - Linoline
Reverend Paul Greenham - Linoline
Sister Dave - Linoline
Cardinal Adam - Birlic
Claude Postumierre - Birlic
Qesha Kaouni (Lith pogistics local manager Niger) - Birlic
Baba Shamalan (Lith pogistics driver in Niger) - Birlic

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June 14 Voicemessage
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June 18 Apology picture
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June 19 Voicemessages
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June 22 Introductory video
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June 25 Cats' song
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And a voicemessage

June 25 Cats' adhession form
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June 25 Proof of faith picture
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June 25 Pre-marital form
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July 5 Cats reenacting Moses parting the red sea
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July 7 Cats whining
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July 9 Identification picture
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July 10 Identification pictures
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July 12 The "pyramid" and baptism
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July 12 Identification pictures
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July 15 Identification pictures and a frustrated voice message
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July 16 Handwritten list of Bibleverses
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July 16 Identification pictures
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July 17 Student identification card
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July 17 Identification picture
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July 17 Cats singing Happy birthday for Anna
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July 18 Cat's father's(?) drivers ID
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July 18 Biometric Identification Pictures
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July 20 Identification picture
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July 21 Identification picture
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July 22 His 'trusted person's' drivers licence
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July 22 Cat's litter bin / big pile of sand
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July 22 Picture of remorse
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July 22 List with bible verses
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July 23 Pictures of a construction site
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July 23 New picture of remorse
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July 26 Biometric identification pictures #2
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July 27 Biometric identification pictures #3
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July 27 Biometric identification picutres #4
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July 27 Photochopped monument of faith picture
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July 28 Handwritten prayer
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August 13 Identification pictures
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August 15 Identification pictures and long gay nails
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August 16 Identification picture
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August 16 Handwritten psalm
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August 18 Cats sings for Anna
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August 20 Cats' dying mom
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August 20 Cat's first psalm
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August 22 Cat's psalms
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August 22 Fake doctor's declaration
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August 24 More psalms
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August 26 Fake ID
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August 26 More psalms
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August 27 Psalms
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August 28 Some pictures from cats
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September 3 Biometric Identification Photo's
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September 3 12 Handwritten adhession forms
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September 3 Voicemessages
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September 3 More Biometric Identification Pictures
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September 4 Video of Cats singing his psalm about masturbation addiction
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September 5 More Biometric Identification pictures
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September 6 Cats showing his wedding suit
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September 12 Cats is sorry
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September 14 Voicemessage of a begging lad
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September 16 Cats is apologetic and remorseful about breaking up with Anna
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Voicemessage of a Crying cats

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 11:04 pm

Time for a new adventure. In a facebook dating group, this boy replied to the question “what’s your relationship status and employment” I’d like to think this has potential, so I took the invitation.

I change his name, because it is very recognizable. but let’s just say he nicknames himself after a vagina, with the y replaced with an i. No idea why, but hence the nickname Cats.

His profile says:
self employed
went to the george washington university
lives in london, united kingdom

Tuesday May 28 1:31 PM
Anna: hi Cats
Cats: Hi Anna
Anna: how are you?
Cats: I'm bored and you?
Anna: I'm at the office now
bit boring though
Cats: Gist me baby
Anna: gist?
Cats: Yes
Anna: what does that mean?
Cats: <screenshot with the meaning of the word gist>
Anna: something important
ok
I was wondering about that gmail personal delivery service. I never heard of that
Cats: Where do u live
Anna: England
ok, have a nice day
later
Cats: Hy Anna
Anna: hi
Cats: Have u eaten
Anna: Yes I had a bagel with cream cheese
Cats: Wow
U have pretty eyes
Anna: Thank you
Cats: Sorry to ask how old re u
Anna: I'm 30
What about you?
Cats: You are married right?
Anna: Divorced. What made you think I am?
Cats: England citizens when they cross 25 yrs and above they will get married
Anna: Ok. I was, now I'm not
What about you?
Cats: I'm a single baby
Anna: What's your age?
Cats: Am 29
Anna: Where are you from?
Cats: Will u be mad?
Anna: Don't think I have a reason to
Cats: I'm from Nigeria
Do u like it
Anna: Don't know. But why would it make me angry?
Where is Nigeria? Isn't that close to Argentina?
Cats: No it in Africa
U know some white folks don't like Africans
Anna: That's racism, I hate that
Cats: Wow u are so nice
Anna: thank you
Cats: Baby why do u divorce sorry to ask
Anna: He was abusive
Cats: Oh Gosh I'm sorry
How many kids do u have?
Anna: None

Wednesday May 29 1:43 AM
Cats: I see
Hello Emma
7:11 AM
Anna: Hi
Cats: How are you?
10:55 AM
Cats: I'm fine..it 9:54am here and you
Anna: Same
1:13 PM
Cats: So how's was ur night darling
Anna: It was fine.
Cats: Wat d colour of ur eyes
Anna: blue
Cats: You re so Gorgeous and beautiful
Anna: ☺ Thank you
Cats: Re u blushing?
Anna: I like your compliment.
What are you doing today?
Cats: Today is public holiday M just chatting
Anna: What holiday?
Cats: Children's day
Anna: You have children?
Cats: No dear..it is a public holiday for everyone both workers
Don't u people celebrate children's day?
Anna: No, we don't have that here
So when it's not a holiday, what do you do?
Cats: G-mail deliveries and you?
Anna: Oh thats' right, tell me about that please
Cats: Ok I will
What do u do also
What work do u do
Anna: I'm an insurance and investment consultant
Cats: Nice job honey
Anna: yes it is. tell me about yours, does it bring you to nice places?
Cats: It a new firm that just opened and it is growing fast on social platform , it help individuals to gain more access to knowledge
And with this G-mail you can gain access to goody bags to buy things from top stores like amazons and apples stores for free. All you have to do is to register with me as little as 200 $
Anna: so it doesn't really bring you anywhere, thought you were delivering stuffs
Cats: Yes will also deliver stuff like furnitures, vehicles and electronics
Anna: That's cool. So you're strong?
Cats: Yes honey. .u luv strong guys?
Anna: Only when he's nice
Cats: Aww
Tell me what qualities u want from a guy?
Anna: strong, kind and romantic
Cats: I posses all that qualities
Anna: really? And you're hard working, that's more than I can say from a lot of men. A lot are just lazy
Cats: White guys re so lazy
Anna: Is that the reason? My ex worked, I was glad he did. When he wasn't home at least he couldn't beat me
Cats: Aww
You re so kind
Anna: thank you
Cats: Honey send me a pic of wat u re doing now
Anna: I'm working
Cats: Ain't u allowed to take pics
4:24 PM
Cats: " This is my wish for you honey: comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, Rainbows to follow d clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunset to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag, beauty for your eyes to see, friendship to brighten your being, faith so that u can believe, confidence when u doubt, courage to know yourself, patience to accept d truth, love to complete your life."
Your sincerely,
Wf Hank Cats
5:29 PM
Anna: So sweet
What's the meaning of your name?
Cats: Wf= means World famous but not my real mame
Hank means owner of d house
Anna: Ah. So are you famous?
Cats: No dear am not famous. .but I want to be famous around d world
Anna: I see
And the last part of your name?
And what do you do that will make you famous?
Cats: I want to be a musician
Do u know wizkid?
Anna: No don't know
Cats: But u knew chris Brown
Anna: Heard of him, yes
Cats: But do u listen to music
?
Anna: Of course I do
Cats: U must hav heard wizkid ft Chris Brown-Shaba
Anna: What kind of music do you make?
I'll listen to it when I get home tonight
Cats: Don't worry honey. .I will make one and I will mention your name in it
Anna: Wow. That would be very nice
Cats: I know u gonna love it darling
Anna: Nobody ever made a song for me so of course I will
Sorry gtg. Still at the office
Cats: You are divine love and light dear ones and you ar here to do amazing things. You may not see it yet but when u let go of those limiting beliefs on who u are not, u will be able to see who u truely are. You will able to see just amazing nd powerful you are and that is all inside of u. So tune in my darling
Don't hold urself back Anna Verbeek listen to what ur heart tells u
8:25 PM
Anna: My heart tells me that I'm talking to a very nice man

Thursday May 30 11:11 AM
Cats: Good morning
Oh my hapiness
Good morning my jewel
How are you today
I'm not okay without you
Anna: ahw
Cats: Honey what does ahw means?
Anna: That it's sweet what you're saying
Cats: Oh thanks my jewl
So how's was ur night angel
2:57 PM
Anna: It was good. How was yours?
Cats: My bed was empty without you honey
Anna: I know. It's cold at night
Cats: Very cold nd it rainy here
Anna: Same here

Friday Ma 31 8:34 AM
Anna: Missed taking to you. Where have you been?
10:07 AM
Cats: Oh bae am really sorry I runned out of data
But am here now..I really miss u my jewel
Good morning my jewel
<Cat’s called>
11:31 AM
Anna: Good morning. Please don't do that again
Cats: Don't do what?
Anna: calling.
Cats: Why
Tell me why?
Anna: because it freaks me out
I have all kinds of phobias thanks to my ex husband
Cats: I just want to see my pretty love face whether she is real
Anna: I am real
Cats: Prove it
Anna: Why?
Cats: You don't have enough pictures of you in ur Album and it makes ur account looks fake
Anna: I think I just gave you the reason why I don't have many pictures
I thought you were nice and understanding. I guess I was wrong.
goodbye
Cats: I'm really sorry. .forgive me honey
Come back to me
Pls babe
18:25 PM
Cats:My jewel
0:09 AM
Cats: Am gonna commit suicide

Music to my ears…. at least he’s starting to realize who’s in charge

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:42 am

Quote:

Cats: I'm really sorry. .forgive me honey
Come back to me
Pls babe
18:25 PM
Cats:My jewel
0:09 AM
Cats: Am gonna commit suicide

Such a drama queen! I think you have a live one here.

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:07 pm

Saturday June 1
13:21
Cats: Gimme ur number
Anna: No
Cats: Pls forgive me
Anna: Why would I?
Cats: Because I didn't offend u
Anna: That's what you think
Cats: U know no man in dix world can ever love u the way I love you
Anna: No, I don't know that. You insulted me and overstepped boundaries
Cats: That why I asked for forgiveness
Anna forgive me
Anna: Only if you will respect my boundaries from now on
Cats: Fine
Anna: ok
Cats: Gimme ur number
Anna: No
Cats: Can I ask u out
Anna: Of course you can, but aren't you a bit too far away for that?
Cats: Be my girlfriend
Anna: Are you serious?
Cats: 100% YES
Am intoxicated by u
Anna: Wow
Cats: Say YES to me
Anna: I'll have to think about that.
15:43
Cats: So when re u giving me answers
Anna: Don't know. It's a big decision
19:41
Cats: I can't wait for answers honey
Anna: And I need to think about this. I didn't plan for another relationship. Especially not a long distance one
21:41
Cats: The two of us gonna be perfect couples
We gonna be d best family in whole wide world

Sunday June 2
0:16
Anna: How do you know that? What's your plan for a future?
Cats: True love, trust and prayers
Anna: Sounds good, but do you have some more concrete plans as well
Cats: Music
Can u sing
Anna: Yes I can
Cats: Tell me ur special talent
Anna: Oh I don't know
Cats: Yours is music and you promised me a song
Yes babe..I haven't gone to d studio yet is just money Is the problem

8:17
Anna: I see but you promised. It's not nice not to do as you promised
1:58
Cats: I need money babe
Anna: Ok, so I have to wait
Cats: Yes babe
Hope you went to church today
???
Anna: Yes I went
did you?
Cats: Yes
Baby wen re u giving me answers na
Anna: I'm thinking, because I'm not sure about this long distance thing
Cats: Won't u pay me a visit
Anna: I don't know. I've never been to Africa
Cats: Do u travel?
Anna: Sometimes yes
Cats: Which country have traveled so far
Anna: Aruba, Spain and some other european countries, I went to russia for work recently
Cats: Come take me to England
Anna: how?
Cats: Pay me a visit to Nigeria
Anna: I'm not sure if I feel comfortable enough to go there alone
22:04
Cats: Who do u want to go with
Anna: Don't know
but isn't that a guy thing? Come to his girl
That's more courteous
Cats: But I don't hav enough money
Do u love me?
Anna: I don't know that yet. I like you a lot though

Monday June 311:33
Cats: Send me ur pictures
Anna: good morning to you too
Cats: Same
Ur night
Anna: My night was fine, missed talking to you
Cats: ???
Me too
I feel like kissing u right now
Anna: ☺ I'd like that
Cats: A very deep kiss
That will make u wet
Anna: wow
Cats: Honey pls send me your pictures
Anna: Didn't I tell you about my phobias?
Cats: No u told me about video call only
Anna: a camera is a camera, it freaks me out
and I'm at the office right now
Cats: Why can't I see d face of person I love
Anna: Is it really that important to you?
Cats: Yes very important to me..pls
Anna: hmm
Cats: Pls
Anna: ok. I'll make an exception, only for once and I'll make a picture for you when I'm home
Cats: Are u on whatsApp
Anna: No I'm not
Cats: I don't want pics anymore I want video call
Anna: Not doing that
You know what, you don't even appreciate the effort I want to make for you, so forget about pictures
😡 I'm not happy with you anymore
Cats: Then block me. .I will miss u
You don't want to a video call, u don't want to send me your pictures nor your phone numbers after u will say u like me what kind of a girl are u self
I need ur love
I need true love

While I was busy with other stuff he started scanning Anna's timeline and found a post of her saying "I think I'm in love" with a video of Prince Harry showing off his newborn baby. He responded to that
Cats: Who is the lucky guy?
Anna: Archie of course
Cats: K
Block me ASAP

I don't think so, but back to messenger

13:26
Anna: I explained to you about my phobias. I have my ex to thank for that. If you want to send him a thank you note please do
Cats: I said block me
Anna: Why?
Cats: You are not fun anymore
Anna: Thank you
and by the way, Archie is the baby of Prince Harry
Cats: I know
Don't u have any pic in your gallery
Anna: I hardly make any pictures. I told you that
It's your choice. Either you stop complaining and wait till I am home after work or you stop talking to me because I don't like you giving me stress over this
Cats: When will you be home?
Anna: I work till 6 today
Cats: Hmm
Do u sex chat
Anna: Is it all about that for you? I thought you wanted to be with me
Cats: Yes I want to be with u forever but u re not making me happy
Anna: If you want to be with me you have to accept me for who I am, with all my flaws. I've only been honest with you
Cats: I know but my friends re telling me that u are scam that let's video call first to confirm if u are not really a scam and u won't agree..
Anna: I don't really care what your friends say. I care what you say
Cats: Just do me a favor
Anna: maybe
Cats: Lets us just video call once and I will never video call u again I promise
Anna: No
I don't really enjoy having panick attacks
And I believe you promised to respect my boundaries.
Cats: O God am tired
Tired
Come to Niger
Nigeria

And here's our loverboy... doesn't he look like a cute girl?

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:19 pm

The idiot is insistent with "show me your face!", probably not the first time someone fooled him.
It is good that he is suspicious, because if Anna manages to "attract" him, then he will believe everything. Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Feb 2019 Posts: 163

Hm. Is that LIPSTICK on his face? Shocked

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:02 pm

Linoline wrote:

And here's our loverboy... doesn't he look like a cute girl?

Are you sure he's a man? I have some doubts. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ Me too. He looks like a pretty little girl to me.

Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:40 pm

I have that shade of lipstick. Lol

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:25 pm

Monday June 3
Anna: I prefer you coming here to be honest
Cats: I'm broke..but u ain't broke
Anna: Ok
What about that delivery job? I thought they paid you well
20:11
Cats: I resigned
U could send me some money to come over to England (I expected this question and since he seemed to be impatient, lets just speed up this romance a bit)
22:42
Anna: Why did you resign? I thought you liked the job so much?
23:46
Cats: The new boss we have now doesn't pay salary
That's stupid
Cats: Yeah..u see that why am broke
Anna: I understand
Cats: So re u helping me out
Anna: To come to England you mean?
Cats: Yes
Anna: Why do you want to come?
Cats: To stay with someone I love
Anna: Stay or just visit
Cats: Stay
Anna: Really?
Cats: Yes of course
I really love u
Anna: Wow
Cats: So?
Anna: I need to talk so my pastor about this first
Hope you don't mind
Good night
Cats: OK babe
U promised ur pic today when u get home
Anna: And then you disrespected my boundaries and I told you I wouldn't do it anymore
Cats: But u changed ur.mind that if u got home u will make a picture for me

Tuesday June 4
9:51
Anna: You made me change my mind by demanding for more and I told you that if you don't respect my boundaries I will not do anything
Happy birthday
Cats: Oh my wife thanks so much..love ya
Anna: Wife? When did that happen?
Cats: I'm sorry
Anna: Now I'm confused
Cats: Am calling you my wife bcos you re my future wife
Anna: Did you just decide that on your own or did you propose and did I miss it?
Cats: I already know u are my future wife that why am calling you now
Anna: I didn't agree to that though
Cats: I know
I love u so much
Anna: Then you'll need to propose officially
Cats:

.......
Anna: ?
Cats: <same picture>
Anna: I've seen that
What is it?
Cats: You need to love me first before I can propose
Anna: But I do
I wouldn't be taking with you about marriage or you coming here if I didn't
Cats: Oh God how will I come over there now
Anna: Don't know
Cats: So am not going to marry u
Anna: I was going to talk to my pastor about that but I think he'll take this more serious of you had proposed already
Cats: Yes I want to propose but I need to come over to that place but no Transport money
Anna: Hmm. Don't think he'll approve of you don't show you're serious about this
U mean your pastor won't accept me
Cats: Usually man and woman go to see him about marriage together
So u mean I shouldn't show my seriousness
Anna: Yes you should
Cats: Do u love me the way I love you
Anna: I don't know how you love me, but you're special to me
Cats: I love u with all my heart I just need ur support
Anna: You have it
Cats: I want financial support
Anna: I know
And I need commitment
Cats: I promise not to fail u... I can't breath without u
Anna: Then can you please help me out with showing that to my pastor? I know they have a support system at your church but they don't give that to just anybody
Cats: Where is your pastor
Anna: In Liverpool
Cats: How can I reach him
Anna: Maybe it would be a nice gesture of you make a video for him introducing yourself and telling about your intentions. I think that would make a very good first impression
Cats: Can I call u on voice call I want to hear your voice
Anna: I told you no
I have a meeting. We'll talk later
Cats: Not video call just a voice call
You re not phobia to that
13:43
Anna: Glad that you think so, but I told you days ago that I do

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:12 am

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:07 pm

Tuesday June 4 16:39
Cats: How can I reach u then
Anna: Here or on my email
Cats: Gimme ur email
Anna: you could put that as a question. It'd be so much less rued
rude

Wednesday June 5 1:41
Cats: Pls honey send me yr email?
Sorry for being rude earlier
7:20
Anna: <emailaddress>
Good morning
9:35
Cats: Thanks my love. ..how was ur night
Anna: My night was fine
how was yours?
Cats: My bed was empty without u
Anna: I know. Nights are cold
Cats: I miss u so much
Anna: I'm right here
did you have a nice birthday party yesterday?
Cats: Nah. .I'm broke
Anna: your friends didt do something for you?
Cats: I don't keep friends
Anna: the other day you told me about them
Cats: I didn't
My family are my friends only
Anna: but you told me your friends said something
Cats: Like what
Anna: dont remember exactly
Cats: Oops my data is almost 10%
Baby send me data
Anna: I'm on a company subscription. I can't send you that
But we were talking yesterday about us getting married. Did you think about it?
Cats: I can't sleep about that I was just thinking about u all night and our marriage preparation
So what your plan now for our marriage
Anna: I told you yesterday. It would be a nice gesture if you made a video for my pastor, introducing yourself and telling about your intentions. When I go to see him it'll make a much more better impression if I can at least show him that instead of just showing up alone
Cats: How will I reach him
Anna: you can send the video to me and I can show it to him or I'll give you his email address
Cats: I will okay
Baby I need a ITunes card
Anna: hmm
Are you a fraud?
Cats: Fraud what?
God for bid am not a fraud baby
What made u say that?
Anna: https://support.apple.com/itunes-gift-card-scams
This. I was warned by someone not to trust anybody asking cards online
Cats: Honey don't u trust me?
I just need d card to recharge my iphone my data is low baby trust me am not a scam
14:00
Anna: I told you I will help you financially, but I can only do that after my pastor approves. Don't ask me for cards again. I will not send those
18:02
Cats: Have u told the pastor about it?
Anna: About what exactly?
Cats: That u will be getting married soon
Anna: Not yet
I was waiting for you
Cats: Am ready
Gimme his number
Anna: He doesn't have one
Cats: Is he on Facebook
Anna: Lol no, he's old
Contract his secretary
<sister dave's email>
Cats: So how am I going do video with him then I are really stressing me
Anna: Record it with your phone and send it
Cats: So go tell him about our marriage preparation
Ok thanks
Anna: Ok I'll tell him. I'll go there after work
Cats: Ok my angel
Anna: I'm done for today. The rest of my work can wait till later. I'll go there now
Cats: Pls as u go home can u make a very beautiful picture for me
21:2
Anna: Only for this one time, please don't ask me again
<picture>

Thursday June6 1:04
Cats: Look the way you re beautiful and Gorgeous why have u been hiding ur pretty face from me all this while
7:22
Anna: Thank you dear, but I'm not hiding. I explained to you what's going on
9:03
Cats: So tell me why are phobia to video call?
Anna: Got my ex to thank for that
I don't really like to talk about it
11:35
Cats: You re my fiancee so I need to know everything about you because u are my wife to be
13:26
Anna: I can't talk about this while I'm at work
18:14
Cats: When u get home right abi
19:49
So Cats: my sugar have u met or told the pastor about your fiancee
Anna: Yes I did, yesterday, he was happy for me and wanted to know who you are
21:58
Cats: So honey what do u want to know about me?
Anna: I want to know if you sent your introduction to my pastors secretary yet
Cats: Secretary,?
Anna: I gave you her email address the other day
Cats: U gave me the pastor email not hers
Anna: <sister dave's email>, that's his secretary Dave. My pastor's name is Paul Greenham
Cats: Gimme ur pastors email pls honey
Anna: ok, wait, i'll have to look it up
Cats: Will your family like me?
Anna: <Rev. Greenham's email>
I don't know to be honest
Cats: Have you tell them about
Anna: I don't speak with them much. They're in the netherlands
Cats: So u stay alone in Liverpool
Anna: Yes. All alone here
Cats: Oh my honey I feel ur loneliness
But u will neva be alone forever wen you are with me
Anna: I hope so
Cats: I love you verbeek
I'd rather see you calling me Anna, but I love you too cats
Cats: Aww
So verbeek is ur family surname
Anna: Yes it is
What's your family surname?
Cats: Don't go offline baby let's chat as husband and wife till morning
Anna: I have to go to the office tomorrow. I don't think my boss will like me sleeping during work hours
I'll try to stay awake a little longer
Cats: Could u give me ur numbers so I could text u
Anna: You can text me here. I'm not allowed to give out my number. My boss pays for my phone
Cats: My surname is <snipped>
My middle name is <snipped> which means God first
Anna: Wow, that's beautiful
Cats: Let's play Truth and Dare
Anna: uh oh, that sounds like trouble
Cats: Why?
Anna: just because
ok, truth
Cats: What ur best colour
Anna: Easy. I love pink
Cats: Me too
Truth
Anna: What's the most scary thing you ever did?
Cats: Playing with a snake
Anna: 😱 Was it a poisonos one?
Cats: Yes honeym
Anna: wow
Cats: Ur turn
Anna: Dare
Cats: I dare u to use my single picture as your profile picture
<picture>
Anna: Not allowed, facebook only allowes to use your own picture as profile picture
I don't want them to close my account
Cats: Another excuse
Anna: No, it's not
Wait
Cats: Wait, what for,?
Anna posted his picure on her timeline, saying "my love". Audience is only baiters and mr. Cats
Anna: Ok, look on my timeline
Cats: I hav seen it
If u truely love me u must use me as your dp
Anna: don't know what you mean, but I think I held up to my part of the dare now
Cats: No that, you must use me as your profile picture
Anna: When I opened my account it said specifically that I can only use my own picture so that's what I do. You can't ask me illegal things with this game
Cats: Oh I'm sorry love
I choose truth
Anna: ok, let me think
Why do you call yourself pussi?
Cats: Pucci not pussi
Anna: That's not what your name says
Cats: It a wrong spelling
I made a mistake why spelling it
Anna: Ok, I still don't understand what it means
Cats: Pucci is a name
Anna: And what is the meaning?
Cats: Friends call me that I never knew the meaning
Anna: Game over
You're cheating
Cats: No it my football nickname
How will I cheat
Anna: because you didn't answer my question
I want to know what it means
Cats: Pucci means Talented
Anna: in what language?
Cats: English
Anna: No it's not
Cats: I swear it is
Why don't u trust me Anna
Anna: Because I know english and this is not an english word
Cats: Check ur Google
Anna: I did
Cats: Which language is that
Anna: I don't know, I asked you but you don't want to be truthful
I don't want to play this game with you anymore
goodnight
Cats: Honey are u angry
Unread messages
Cats: I don't want u to be angry with me. ..we need trust in this our relationship
I always trust u but u don't trust me

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:18 pm

He sounds perfect: stupid yet head over heels in imaginary love. If he likes the name “Pucci” so much, could he sing some of Puccini’s opera for you at some point? Probably after the video, of course.

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:19 am

Friday 06.20 - "Uncle Frank" writes to Anna's FB page:

Quote:

My dear niece, who is that cute young man? Does it make you happy? I hope you will be very careful with the people you give your affection, so you will not be disappointed again in love! Aunt Alice kisses you and wishes you to be happy!

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:23 am

Friday June 7
Anna: Because you're lying
Cats: U are crossing my boundaries and u don't allow me cross yours
Anna: I'm not crossing your boundaries, I'm just asking for honesty in a relationship. That's not unreasonable, but you're not giving that to me
Cats: I have told u want I know and u still call me liar that not fair
Anna: you say pucci is an english word and it's not
Cats: I have told u it English stop stressing me
Anna: Fine
Cats: Let's leave that at side
Good morning sunshine
Anna: Good morning
How was your night?
Cats: Very cold honey it rainy heavily here
Anna: I thought it is always warm in africa
Cats: Some part
Anna: ok
Cats: Have u eaten
Anna: not much, I don't feel so good today
Cats: Why my heart rob
Anna: Because I felt like you weren't honest with me last night so I slept really bad
Cats: Anna my love don't think like that I can Neva do that to you I'm honest.. You have to see me real life u will see honesty in me
Anna: I'm hoping on that
Cats: So when do you want me to come over to England
Anna: I don't know., what do you want?
Cats: Financial support when u just send me the money for flight I will be there immediately
Anna: Then it's up to you
Cats: Am ready
But have sent me any Money yet
Anna: I told you I need the approval of my pastor first
Cats: I thought u told him already and his happy about it what else
Anna: You forgot
That's disappointing
Cats: I didn't forgot
I need to come over England first to see him
Anna: No, he needs to know who you are to give his apporoval first
Cats: Is that what he told you
Anna: It's only normal that he needs to know who you are before he can give his approval
Cats: Nobody has the right control u
What if he doesn't approve me
Anna: I don't know.
Cats: if he doesn't approve me what ar u going to do
Anna: We'll see when it gets to that.
Cats: if he doesn't approve me what ar u going to do
Anna: I told you the church has a support system for situations like this. If they are going to help you come to england, that leaves us more money to get a nice home
Cats: now i understand
Anna: ok
Cats: so honey what if the pastor and the church doesn't accept me?
Anna: I'm not really worried about that. If you present yourself well, how can they not?
Cats: know baby but i mean if i present myself well and they still don't like me or approve me what are u going to do?
Anna: I don't know that yet We'll see when it comes to that
Cats: i don't just know why i love u so much
Anna: I don't know either. It's like God brought us together
Cats: Baby Pls Don't Break My Heart Am Fragile
Anna: I wasn't planning on that, but please also don't do that to me
Cats: If Another Man Asks U Out What Gonna Be Your Respond To Him?
Anna: No of course
Why would I accept?
Cats: U know sometimes people change their mind
Anna: Is that what you did?
Cats: no, am talking you
Anna: What makes you think that?
Cats: Am Just Saying It Because Some Rich Men May Come To Ask For Your Hand In Marriage U May Not Have Any Other Choice Than To Marry And Forget That Am Ur Fiancee. People Change At Times But Only God That Doesn't Change
Anna: I don't understand wy you'd say a thing like that
Cats: I'm Sorry Honey..Forgive Me
Are U Mad?
Anna: sad
Cats: Why Honey?
Anna: Because you doubt me and think I'd cheat
Cats: No Honey I Trust U Alot I Know U Can't Do That To Me. I Promise To Be Faithful To U Forever
Anna: Then can you please send that introduction video to my pastor? You're delaying us being together
Cats: I Will Honey, I Need To Buy Data I Need To Borrow From Someone Since U Can't Send Me Card
Anna: ok

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:28 am

Why Is He Capitalizing Everything?

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:34 am

Because He Wants His Words To Look More Serious And Important.
Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:35 am

He's Doing A Great Job Then Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:47 am

I think it is because he copy-pasted that shit from somewhere. Some of his responses look scripted

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:11 am

in that case, some " Capital Punishment" is in order?

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:39 am

Friday June 7
Cats: Re u at d office?
Anna: I work all day
Cats: So where are u now
Anna: at the office of course
Cats: Do u work on Sunday too
Anna: No, only monday to friday
Cats: Hope u are not stressed in work today
Anna: A little, I'm very tired from lack of sleep
Later
Cats: Oh sweet I feel ur pain here too
What time do u go to work
Anna: But you do't work so you can sleep all day. I start work early mornng and work till the end of the afternoon
later
Cats: Ohh baby
Honey I hope u have eaten
Anna: Yes I have
Did you?
Cats: No I couldn't eat
Anna: You should take good care of yourself

Saturday afternoon
Cats: Good afternoon my sunshine
Honey this my Email.. <snipped> I just texted u pls reply me
Anna: I have found it and replied

Cats: I have done the video am about to send it to rev paul
Anna: That's great dear. I'll ask him tomorrow if he received it
Cats: The video can't send it too big ( Big file)..what am I going to do
Anna: I don't know. Can you upload it here so I can show it to him?
Cats: Here on Facebook right?
Anna: Yes you can try
Cats: Ok babe
Anna: Is ur name Annanuella
No Anna <middlename> Verbeek
Cats: Ok Anna
Anna are u on instagram
Anna: No I'm not
are you?
Cats: Yes
Anna: can you send me the link so I can see?
Cats: Www.instagram.com
Anna: lol
I mean your page there
Cats: I don't have page
Do you want to sign in on instagram?
Anna: if you're not there, I don't see why. We can chat here
Cats: I'm on instagram
Anna: so how can I find you there?
Cats: Sign in first
I think u should sign-in on WhatsApp that will be better
Anna: I don't know how it works and I don't use whatsapp
Cats: But do you know how WhatsApp works
Anna: Don't have it, Won't have it
I'm going to sleep. Good night dear
Cats: Wait
What type of phone are u using
Anna: laptop
Cats: I need to send my video clip on WhatsApp that's d only way honey pls
Anna: I can't install that on my laptop
Cats: Why Anna
Anna: because it's not possible on a laptop
you can upload it to your youtube and send me the link
Cats: Let's chat as married couples don't go offline yet
Anna: I know you want that but I'm really tired
And you take ages to respond and I almost fall asleep already
goodnight love
Cats: No ooooooooooooooo
I gonna miss u honey
Sleep tight I know u gonna go to work tomorrow
Anna: No, church tomorrow.
Goodnight. I'll miss you too
Cats: Are u a Catholic
Anna: I'm a Christian
Cats: Your church name
Anna: Evangelical church Liverpool
Cats: Ooh you are a Catholic
Anna: What church do you go to?
Cats: St.Anne Catholic Church
Anna: Ok
Goodnight
Cats: Come back
Anna: You didn't respond. Thought you fell asleep
Cats: Nah
So why haven't u slept yet my sugar sugar
Anna: Don't know, but I was awake so thought I'd say hi
Cats: Yeappii
What woke u up.hun
Anna: Don't know. Why are you not sleeping
Cats: I slept in the afternoon
Anna: We'll have to change that when you're here
I don't want to sleep alone at night
Cats: Me too..I want to sleep with you
Don't worry when I come over to England I will teach u our local languages
I will make u happy forever
U deserve to be treated like a Queen
Anna: Thank you dear. What is your local language?
Cats: Igbo
Anna: Never heard of that
Cats: And also pidgin English
Anna: Huh? What does birds have to do with English?
Cats: It also our local languages
We twisted English language other way round

Sunday June 9
Anna: Now I'm curious
Cats: Don't be..wen I come England I will teach u well
Anna: I hope so
Cats: Have u gone to church
Anna: Yes I have
Cats: How was the service
Anna: It was very nice. Did you go to church today?
My pastor asked me when you'd introduce yourself to him
Cats: Maybe tomorrow
So which other social media is your pastor using?
Anna: None. Only email
Cats: <something Anna posted>
Nice bio..u re very funny and fun to be
Anna: Thank you dear
You promised to make a song for me
I'm still waiting for it
Cats: Yes when I come over to Liverpool I will make one for you my dear
Anna: Hmm. You promised
Cats: I promised honey singing it life to you and also going to the studio to create d music
Anna: No you promised to make a song for me
And you can record it with your phone and make the final version later in a studio
Cats: Wow do u want it like that?
OK no problem I will do that for u
Anna: Of course I want to hear it
Cats: I promise to make u one Hobby
Anna: Hobby?
Cats: For me it means my favourite
Anna: Oh. Ok
Is that in your language?
Cats: Nah..we twisted the meaning
Anna: I see
Cats: Baby is Verbeek your name
Surname**
Anna: Yes that's my family name
Cats: Sorry to ask what does it mean?
Anna: No idea. It's just a name
Cats: You don't mean it
Anna: I do. I never thought about the meaning
Brb
Cats: Where to honey?
Anna: Just had dinner, have to clean up the kitchen
Cats: It too early for dinner honey
Anna: No it's not
Cats: U don't always come online on your G-mail..You didn't reply my second text on G-mail

Sunday morning the lad send this to rev. greenham

Quote:

I'm Anna Verbeek's fiancee

Rev. Greenham responded the same day

Quote:

Hello Mr. Cats,

Sister Anna told me I could expect to receive your message. She told me that you'd introduce yourself to me personally and I'm looking forward to see the nice young man Sister Anna has met.

Blessings
Reverend Greenham

Monday
Anna: Because I replied you here
Cats: Good afternoon my heart rob hope am correct
Anna: Correct with what?
Cats: Time
Anna: Oh yes you are
How are you today
Cats: Baby do you know any cardiologist
Anna: No I don't but I'll take care of your heart.
Cats: Because my heart skips a beat any time I think about you
Anna: Ahw. You're sweet
Cats: You too
I can't wait to be with u forever
Anna: I'm really looking forward to that
Cats: Your is not responding to my msg in Gmail, are you sure the Gmail u gave me is correct
Pastor I mean
Your pastor is not responding to my msg in Gmail, are you sure d Gmail u gave me is correct
Anna: Yes I'm sure. He promised to respond when you'd send him something. Did you check your spam?
Cats: What is spam
Anna: junk mail
Cats: I know d meaning now, Yes I checked my spam I didn't see any bulk msg
Is it G-mail
Anna: I'll send him a message and ask him if he has already responded to you
Cats: Please do
Anna: I'll do it right now. I'll let you know when he responds
Cats: Really
Thanks my jewel
Anna: You're welcome
Cats: Baby you are delaying me I can't wait to marry you pls try convince your pastor
Anna: I'm not delaying anything. Did you send him the video?
Cats: I will send u the video for you to send to him
Anna: Ok thank you
He replied and said he emailed you this morning
Cats: I will check it
Anna: Ok
Cats: Wyd
Sweetheart tell what am going to tell your pastor in the video give me hints
Anna: You said you already made it
Cats: Yes I made one
I want ur own idea
Anna: My idea was that you'd introduce yourself to him. Tell him about yourself and what your intentions are for us.
Cats: Wow
Try also and persuade him
Anna: Of course I will
Cats: That's why I love you
Oops my data is finished brb sweetheart
Anna: Ok, I'll be here
love you too
Cats: My heart beat
Anna: Hi. It's late
Cats: I can't sleep
Anna: And I'm almost falling asleep
Cats: If u sleep I will commit suicide
Anna: Lol
Funny man
Cats: I'm so intoxicated by you
Anna: Soon you'll be sleeping here next to me
Cats: I can't wait
Are you asleep

Tuesday June 11
Anna: I was. You're not dead now are you?
Cats: <laughing emoji>
Good morning loml
Anna: good morning honey
Cats: Yea
How was your night
Anna: It was lonely, but I'm counting days. I know you'll be with me soon
Cats: I can't sleep without you
Anna: Did you send my pastor that video like you promised?
Cats: I will send the video to you to send to him because it can't send on my own Gmail I don't know why
Anna: That's ok, I can forward it to him.

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:41 am

Tuesday June 11
Cats Thanks loml
Anna: You're welcome, but you'd need to send it to me first, before I can forward it
Cats: I need to send it through messenger
Anna: Ok
Later
Cats: Good evening loml
Anna: Hi
How was your day?
Cats: Stressful and u
Anna: Stressful why?
My day was good, I just missed you
Cats: Really
You miss me?
Anna: Yes of course
what was stressful today?
Cats: I missed u more loml 😍😍
Anna: You still didn't answer
Cats: I went really far today to see a long time friend of mine
Anna: really? To where?
If it takes you this long to reply then I'm going to sleep. It's late
Goodnight
Please don't kill yourself
Cats: Am sorry babe I went to bath
Don't leave u know I will commit suicide if u go to sleep and leave me alone here who will chat with?

Wednesday June 12
Anna: Then you need to be online earlier, because I have to get up early for work
Cats: Yeah that's tru
Good afternoon love
Anna: Good afternoon
Cats: How's is work
Anna: Work is fine, how is your day?

Thursday
Anna: Why are you almost never online to chat? I miss you
Cats: Forgive me love ..my phone is very faulty
Anna: Hi, I missed you
Cats: Can I kiss you?
Anna: yes please
Cats: <gifs>
Anna: lol, that's not you that's just pictures
Cats: I love you so much I don't wanna ever leave you
Anna: Love you too
and Im happy about that because you got me worried by not sending me a message for so long
Cats: I'm sorry my love ..I was just thinking about you all the time when my phone was faulty
Please never leave me for another man Anna I love you very very very very very very so so so so so much
Anna: ☺ Not planning to do that
Can you please send me that video for reverend greenham? I want to send it to him
I'm impatient 😉
Cats: Yes I will, I need a friend phone to send it to you because my phone version is old and it can't send big files
Anna: Ok, please try
Cats: I promise I will
Am impatient to be with u
Anna: Thank you.
Me too
Cats: I have to go home now, my work for today is done. we'll have to talk another time
Later

Cats to rev.Greenham wrote:

Oh thanks Reveren I'm am so happy chattinf with you here, my heart can't contain d hapiness that am happy here but I will send Anna my introductory video to send to you soo

Rev.Greenham to Cats wrote:

Dear mister Cats

Thank you for your message. I have been waiting to hear from you and be looking forward to receive your introduction video. Anna spoke very highly of you.

Blessings,
Reverend Greenham

Later
Cats: Anna my wife am here
Anna: Where did you go?
Cats: My phone went off honey
There has been power problem here honey
Forgive me for not coming online
Anna: It's ok, I understand. It's just taking long
I want my pastor's aproval so we can move forward and I can see if that support program applies so we can get you here soon
Cats: I promise to send the video clip tomorrow honey
Anna: Can't you go to a library? Here that's the place where they have good internet connection
Cats: Yes I will go tomorrow I promise you honey
Hope work didn't stress u
Anna: Work was ok, I just missed you
Cats: OMG!!! YOU ARE SO SWEET AND SPECIAL
Anna: I miss you too my honey pot
🙂 You're very special as well
Cats: U are special than me honey
Anna: As you wish
what have you been doing today?
Cats: I can't eat nor drink anything today just lying down depressed
Anna: why are you depressed honey?
Cats: Because all day my brain was just thinking about you
Anna: really?
I'm happy when I think of you. Why does the thought of me depress you?
Cats: Because anytime I don't chat with u for long I felt like a battery percent reducing from 100% to 30% getting to 1% the lowest which means death so anytime I don't say hi to say it me death to me that why am depressed. I think of you all day I can't eat, you are my life and my breathe without u I can't breath
Anna: You should eat. I need you strong
Cats: I will try
I don't know why am so intoxicated by you
Anna: wish we could be together for real already
What about the song? You promised to record it with your phone
Cats: Yeah I have record it but am looking for a good phon to send it..hope your are on Facebook messenger?
Anna: laptop
Cats: Which type of facebook are you using? is it facebook lite?, facebook messenger, Facebook messenger lite or Internet Facebook? which one?
Anna: internet facebook and messenger online
Cats: Wow
I will send it to you after I send my introductory video clip to you sugar
Anna: I'm really looking forward to it
I'm going to sleep now
Cats: Am gonna miss u tonight
Anna: me too
Cats: Pls dream about me sugar
Anna: I hope I will
goodnight dear
Cats: I love you so much

Friday June 14
Anna: I love you too honey. Good morning
Cats: Good morning my sushine Mary Jane
Anna: Who?
What the fuck are you dating other girls behind my back?
Cats: You are my Mary Jane in spiderman
Anna: Anna
the name is Anna
A
N
N
A
If you can't even remember my name then get the hell out of here and talk to your other girlfriend
Cats: Baby I know what am saying I just felt like calling Mary jane because am your hero in spiderman
Am sorry for calling you Mary jane
Are you mad at ne me again?
Anna what have I done wrong. .pls don't leave me
Anna my love answer me.. am gonna commit suicide

Such a drama queen. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:00 pm

Friday June 14
Cats: I was talking about a movie "spiderman" and I know u have watched it, so the perter parker who is the spiderman loves Mary jane so much that he can die for her, He saves Mary jane from getting killed then peter Parker becomes Mary jane Hero so I called you my own Mary jane so am I am your peter parker and Hero..Try understand what am saying I don't have any other Maryjane except you Emma I love u and I will always be your Hero for eternity
Anna: MY NAME IS ANNA
Mary Janes are shoes and I hate spiders
Cats: Am sorry, I didn't know that
Why are you Mad at me?
Anna: Because I'm not a shoe and I hate spiders
Cats: But have you watched the movie "Spiderman"?
Anna: Of course not... SPIDERman?
Cats: Yes
Anna: You're not serious with me
12:43
Anna: What the actual fuck is this about?
<screenshot of him comenting on someone else's picture saying: "my crush">
Cats: She's my little cousin she's just 14
Anna: lie
Cats: You have started again Anna
Why can't you trust me for one day
Anna: I trusted you but you lie
Cats: she's almost 19
Anna: and you have a crush on her
Cats: U always call me a liar when I don't lie to you and I have never called u lair before because I trust u
Anna: I never called you a liar before
Cats: Why then don't u believe anything I say to u?
Anna: I always believed you but now you're not honest with me
Are you playing some sick game with me?
Cats: Hell no
Why will I do that to my fiancee
Anna: Looks like it
Cats: Am 29 and why the fuck will I date my junior (his profile says he's only 21)
Anna: for long now you say you want to marry me and promised to send that video to my pastor, but you never do. You promised to make a song for me yet you don't. It looks like you're just playing a game
Cats: I told everyone here that u are my fiancee
Anna: Me too, but they will be laughing at me now thanks to you
Cats: Anna am gonna send everything today
Anna: I'll believe that when I see it
Cats: I promise today Anna
Anna: you said that before
Cats: Today is last
Am gonna marry u for sure it is written in heaven by God so fear not honey
Anna: hmm... I'm not so sure anymore
Cats: Why?
Anna: You made me fall in love with you only to play with me
It's not nice
Cats: My heart beat don't say that, you know I will never play with ur feelings
I told everyone I love u
You are my life
Without u I can't breath
Am so deeply intoxicated by u
Anna: Then send me that video like you promised and show me that you are serious about getting married
Cats: Yes I will go to the cafe browsing centre right now to send it to you
Anna: ok
21:02
<phone screenshot of messenger saying the file is too big to send>
Anna: You promised to go to a cafe to send it
Cats: Am trying to send d video but the file is too long

<Voicemessage>

Anna: No, you promised
Cats: I went to the cafe but the file is too large
Anna: Then find another way. Ask someone to help you
When you're at a place with good internet you can email it
Or you upload it to youtube and send the link to reverend greenham
Cats: I will try using You tobe
Tube**
Anna: Ok
I'll be back later. I have to eat
Cats: Try come back
22:54
Cats: Haven't you finish eating?
Anna: Yes I have
Cats: I have a idea..tomorrow morning I will send u d video clip to send to pastor paul
Anna: How? I thought you said it is too big
Cats: I brought an idea
Anna: Tell me
Cats: Am gonna do a short video but am gonna b very fast in talking
Anna: Lol
That wouldn't make such s good impression I think
Reverend Greenham is old. You need to make sure he can hear you properly
Cats: That's true am gonna take it very slowly
Anna: ok
Cats: What did u ate for dinner my sugar plum
Anna: Spaghetti
What about you?
Cats: Soup
Anna: Just soup? It's not enough
Cats: Soup with fufu
I know u don't know that one
Anna: No i don't
What are you doing?
Cats: Am trying to send d video
Anna: ok. I'll wait
Cats: It too big
Tomorrow morning I swear with my life it will work
This time around am gonna use a laptop
Anna: ok. We'll see
Cats: So don't worry about today stress just sleep tight am at ur back check your bed
Anna: I wished that was true
Cats: Stand up close your eyes and say Henry 3times and I will appear at your presence
Anna: Ok
Tried but I don't see you
Cats: Am looking at you
U wore a pijamas
Anna: What kind?
Cats: Silk
Anna: Ok
Cats: Am I correct?
Anna: Yes you are. Are you psychedelic?
Cats: Lol.. Who is a psychedelic?
Anna: Don't know. It was just a question
Cats: I know but I don't know d meaning of psychedelic
Pls sweetheart tell me the meaning
Where did she go?
Good night my crush and my love.
I love u, sleep tight I promise to dream about u

Saturday June 15 7:13
Anna: And did you?
21:42
Anna: Hi. Why didn't you send me a message all day?

Sunday june 16 0:24
Cats: I'm sorry ..we are having light failure here. .I have made a short introductory video clip I will send it to u tomorrow
3:51
Anna: You're saying that for a week now
I don't know what to believe anymore
16:27
Cats: Am about to send d video right now
OMG am fucking angry. .the video can't send it said large file, Baby I went to ask my friends for solution and they said the only solution to send large video file to you is on "WhatsApp"
Www.whatsApp.com
You need to register there with your phone number or rev.paul phone number so that that I could send the video it the only way my love pls don't fail me am begging u in the name of God
Sweetheart try get a mobile phone and a phone number then download WhatsApp, register it with your phone number then chat me up with this my number +2349039152317 then I will receive your message then I will can send my introductory video it the only way please my love am dying, I can't sleep all night, I really need to marry u
Anna: I have told you already I can't install it on my phone
Upload it to YouTube and send reverend Greenham the link
Cats: You are making this too complicated
I have tried uploading it on YouTube but it didn't work out, friends told me to send it on WhatsApp it the only way
If you do as I say I will be in Liverpool quick
And we can be together immediately without wasting much time
19:08
Anna: You're the one wasting time. I have you several options but you only want the one thing that's not possible for me
Cats: I did all your ideas but it didn't work out, u asked me to ask friends for solution I did but u ignored them..Just install the WhatsApp simple and all dix problems will be solved then later u can un-install the WhatsApp
Anna: If it doesn't work it won't help if I install it. It gives errors
You just don't want to marry me. It's clear my now
Bye
Cats: Wait babe
If you leave me I will die
I want to marry you I swear to God
Anna: No you don't. So stop lying
Cats: Do u love me?
Anna: Too much, but I'm not waiting around for a man that's just playing a game
Cats: I love you so much too pls have patient let me get a solution
My phone got lost yesterday so am borrowing my friend phone and his strict, can't u see the problem am facing
If you truely love me as you just said gimme me more two days to get a new phone honey life is hard here
22:34
Cats: Stop snubbing me my heart beat
Anna: hmm
Cats: I missed u so much..Don't do this to your future forever rare diamond husband
Anna: are you?
Cats: Yes
Never give up on someone u love so much
Nobody in this world can ever love you the way I do
Anna: but you're not showing it
Cats: I do but u don't want to have patient with me
Anna: I'm patient for 2 weeks now and you only give me excuses
Cats: There is a proverb that said " A patient dog eats the fattest bone"
Anna: Isn't there also one about wasting time?
Cats: I need to get a new phone because my former phone was stolen in a barbing saloon yesterday
Do you get?
Anna: sure. but before that you were wasting time for almost 2 weeks. Every day you told me you'd send it the next day and you never did
Cats: I was sending it but u saw what it said " Large video file" it can only send 25mb size
So that 25mb is too small will not be enough for me to introduce my self properly to d pastor
Anna: I told you to upload it to youtube, that can take bigger files
Cats: I did it but my phone version is too low 4.1.2 only phone with higher versions like 6.0 upwards can upload videos, my phone is too old Samsung s3
Anna: I can't wait forever
not if it's never going to happen
Cats: It is written in heaven already that am going to marry you, I was surprised today that my pastor told me he saw a vision that am gonna marry a foreign lady that divorced so if you go ahead to marry another person you are marrying the wrong partner
And the marriage won't last
Anna: I don't think I will marry anyone. My ex was an asshole and other men are liars
Better I'd be alone
Cats: U can't be alone forever my dear
I'm here for you
Behind every woman there is a man
Anna: I don't see anyone behind me
Cats: I'm here
Baby can't u see am so deeply soaked in love with you
Anna: No I can't
Because you say things and don't do them, so it looks like what you say is not true
Cats: The introductory video is here already and your music that I used your name but is good phone am looking for to send them
Anna: Find a way to send it and I'll send you a new phone afterwards so we can communicate more better, but I need to see you're serious about this first
Cats: Are u serious
Why don't u have a phone
Anna: I have one
Cats: The time I sent you a voice clip do understand my English?
Anna: Yes
Cats: Don't go offline yet
Anna: ok
Cats: Which other social media is rev.paul using? Apart from G-mail
Anna: None
As far as I know, but you can ask him
Cats: Okay
Should I make the introductory video long or short?
Anna: Long of course, you need to make a good impression
You said you already made it
Cats: Yeah, am just asking whether I can do another one
Anna: and send him both? Of course
Cats: Should I tell him to support me financially
Anna: Do you think that would make a good first impression?
Cats: Am asking you?
Anna: I'm not sure
Do what you think is best

Monday June 17 0:24
Cats: What of if I add that and he dis-qualifies my approval in marrying u
?
Anna what if I send the large video file to you now, how will u send it to rev.paul? U know that G-mail doesn't accept large video file
Anna: And how will you send the large file now?
I can use a file sharing service and send it to his secretary
9:04
Cats: Ok
Will rev.paul understand my English very well?
Anna: I think so, but he has Davina to help him out of he doesn't
Cats: So if he appproves us what next?
Anna: I don't know. We'll see
Cats: I want you to do me a favour?
Anna: What favour?
Cats: I want you to stop getting angry at me easily and stop snubbing me
Anna: I only get angry for good reasons
Cats: Anger is not good
Anna: slacking is not good either
Cats: Ok dear
Do u still love me?
Anna: Of course I do
Cats: Promise me never to leave me for another man
Anna: I don't want to but if you don't show me seriousness in all this you leave me no choice
Cats: Don't try it
If u leave me I have no choice but to commit suicide and my blood will be on your head
Anna: Wrong
If you choose to be slacking and not make serious work of our marriage, that's your choice and it's on you
Cats: Nobody can take my love from you
Anna: Then show it to me
Cats: <some stupid image saying "I love you">
Anna: I love you too honey, but this image is not what I mean in ways of showing it to me
Cats: What image do u want my dear
Anna: The video of course
Cats: I will today
Anna: That's what you're saying for weeks now
Cats: I promise u today
I want to be seeing you happy not sad
Anna: It's in your hands
Cats: Baby if I send u the video I want you also to do a short video clip for me and call my name ..promise me
Anna: Goodbye Cats
Cats: Wait don't worry about the video clip again
I forgot u are phobia
You are snubbing again
I forgot that you are phobia
I told you am sorry. .forgive me
18:59
Cats: <screenshot of his apps, no idea why>
Anna: That's not the video you promised

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Trying to show Anna that his battery is empty, perhaps?

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:55 pm

Tuesday June 18 15:05
Cats: I Want To Chat With Rev.Paul Secretary To Register With Whatsapp So I Can Send D Video, I Just Chatted With Rev.Paul But He Didn't Ask For An Introductory Video He Was So Happy Nd Joyful When Chatted And He Said He Will Like To See Me In Liverpool To Marry Anna Verbeek without wasting time, let's forget about the introductory video and get married immediately
Anna: How did you chat with him?
Nevermind, I'll ask him
Cats: i chatted him up on Gmail, i introduced myself that i'm Anna's fiancee Honey U need to see the way he was happy as if we have met before, he said he will like to see the handsome man face to face that Anna has been talking about
Anna: Ok, I just wrote an email to him
I'm going to send it now and will also send a copy to you ok?

Anna to rev.Greenham and Cats wrote:

Dear reverend Greenham,

Cats just told me that he has been chatting with you. Who helped you set up a chatting account? Please give me the information, this can be convenient in the future.
He also told me that you said that he didn't have to do the introduction video anymore. He had some trouble sending it, but I'm very glad to hear that you have worked it out with him.
Please, I need to know if you give us your blessing to get married.

Kind regards,
Anna Verbeek

Cats: Are U Happy Now?
Anna: Yes of course I am, how can I not be
I'm so glad you worked it out with him
Cats: I Love U So Much Anna I Don't Want To Loose U
Anna: I love you too Cats
Did you get the email?
Cats: I Don't Have Data On Gmail Only On Facebook I Have Little Data, Am Running Out Of Data
Anna: But you just chatted with reverend greenham on gmail
are you there?
Cats: Yes But The Data Got Finished, Honey I Just Need a Amazon Gift Card To Recharge I Really Need It To Keep On Chatting Rev.Grayham
Anna: ok
Cats: Honey Will U Send Amazon Gift Today To Recharge
Anna: No
I told you I was waiting to get Reverend Greenham's blessing and I didn't hear from him yet
Cats: Ok. So that means no need of sending an introductory video?

Reverend Greenham to Anna and Cats wrote:

Dear Anna,

I'm sorry to tell you that I have not been chatting with anyone. I don't even know how all that modern stuff works. The last message that I sent to your fiancee has been five days ago and I didn't hear from him since. He promised to send me his introductory video and I'm still waiting for that.
Anna, I don't know why your fiancee told you this, but please be careful. I don't want you to get hurt again. I can only give you my blessing to get married once I know who your fiancee is. If he doesn't even take the responsibility to properly introduce himself, then I don't think he'll be worth it to be called your husband.
I am sure the Lord will bring a good man on your path, just wait for His sign to see who is the right one.

Blessings,
Reverend Greenham

Anna: I just got his message. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Then he sent a lot of frantic messages to rev.Greenham:
18:44 [color=darkred]Pls reveren pls I need your blessing and support. .I really love Anna with all my life if I don't marry Anna am gonna commit suicide
18:44 Pls reveren am sorry that all the messages I sent to you hasn't been delivered to you my Gmail has a problem but no worries I just fixed it..pls rev.paul I need your approval and blessings for me and Anna to get married I love her so much, if I don't marry her I will commit suicide
18:44 to Anna I don't know that the messages I sent to Rev.paul hasn't been delivered to him..I think my Gmail has fault but no worries I just updated it just now
19:14 I'm really sorry reveren paul greenham for pissing you off and Anna. I thought the messages I have been sending to you have been delivered I didn't know it was saved as draft message but I just checked it now and corrected my mistakes and my phone was stolen last week Sunday that why I have not been chatting with you for long pls forgive me reveren..I need your blessings, financial support and approval for me and Anna getting married

[/color]18:47
Cats: Anna am sorry I sent him several messages apologizing because the messages I have been sending to him wasn't delivered to him my Gmail is having problem but now I just fixed it
Pls I want you to gimme rev.paul secretary Gmail
Anna: You said you have been chatting and that he said things to you
He didn't speak with you at all
What the fuck is going on here
And you said you'd send the video yesterday and you still didn't
Sick games
Tired of it
Cats: Sweetheart am uploading the video right now am gonna send the link to either you or rev.paul
Anna: I
Don't
Believe
You
Anymore
!
Leave
Me
Alone
!
Cats: Am uploading the introductory video now on YouTube I will send right away to Rev paul I just asked him for mercy
Anna: Fuck off
Leave me alone liar
Cats: Wait now it not my fault it my Gmail fucking up
Anna: It's your fault that you lied again
You said he gave you his blessing but he never said anything
Cats: You are good Christian please forgive your neighbours so the lord will forgive u all your sins
Anna: I forgive you
But I will not marry you anymore
Cats: Anna don't get me wrong I didn't said he gave me his blessings yet, I said I chatted with him and he happy chatting with me and I told him that I will soon send him my introductory video and he accepted
Anna: You
Were
Lying
I hate liars
Cats: Can't u see what he said
His happy
Anna: I am not
Cats: Did you see what he told me
Anna: I don't care anymore
You lied
Cats: You didn't understand my English very well u know me and you haven't understand our language nd traditions very well, we need to meet each other first before we can understand each other very well
We need to get through this
Don't let the devil to spoil our marriage
Anna: I'm not
Cats: You are a good Christian u need to understand message very well before you confirm anything
Anna: Your lies do that
Cats: U didn't understood my messages before that why u were angry
Am apolosing to Rev.paul now he will understand and soon give us our blessings
My Gmail really fucked me up
Anna: You really did
Cats: I Want To Chat With Rev.Paul Secretary To Register With Whatsapp So I Can Send D Video, I Just Chatted With Rev.Paul But He Didn't Ask For An Introductory Video He Was So Happy Nd Joyful When Chatted And He Said He Will Like To See Me In Liverpool To Marry Emma v without wasting time, let's forget about the introductory video and get married immediately
Anna: You say you talked to him and he didn't ask for the video and he wants to see you in Liverpool
While he never spoke with you
Cats: See my evidences (he sent a lot of screenshots)
Anna: No
Cats: Why will Rev.paul said I never spoke to him?
Anna: It's says nowhere that you shouldn't send the video. It does say he's waiting for it
He said not since 5 days ago
Cats: Let's get this straight or wasn't him the one chatting with me since
Anna: You could say "Anna I'm sorry for lying"
Much nicer than giving me excuses
Cats: Who said Anna I'm sorry for lying?
Anna: You could say that
Cats: I didn't remember that
Let's start life afresh let's forgive each other and talk to rev.paul
It remaining some % for the video to upload so I could send you the video links
Anna: You still didn't apologize for lying
Cats: Ok my sweetheart anyway i have lied to you pls forgive me and it won't happen again
Anna: Why did you?
Cats: It won't happen again I didn't know I lied
Anna: You knew
And you need to explain why
That's the only way to move forward
Cats: Pls baby God said forgive and forget
Anna: Only when you come clean
Why did you lie?
Cats: I lied because I want you to be happy and never want you to leave me. .I wish u registered on WhatsApp all this problems won't be happening
Anna: Promise to never lie again
Cats: I will never lie to you again
Anna: Write that on a paper
"Anna I promise never to lie to you again"
Then make a picture of you holding that paper
Cats: Which paper
Anna: Don't tell me you don't know what paper is
Yeah I know what paper is
Cats: So what will I do holding the paper
Anna: Write on it what I just told you and make a picture of yourself holding that paper so I can see
I need to see that you're sincere
Cats: Wow I will do it
Anna: Today
If you don't I know you're not sincere and our marriage is off the table
Cats: But you it night here and my phone doesn't have flash light
Anna: Excuses
Cats: I will do it today for you to be happy
I will do it
Today
Anna: ok
I'll talk to you again after you've sent it
Cats: Ok babe

Some time later reverend Greenham responded
[quote="Dear Mr. Cats,

Lies and false pretences are not something I approve of, and I will not give my blessings to sister Anna for marrying someone like that. It would be a show of good character to keep your promise and send that video that you said you would. Then I'll reconsider this decision.

Blessings,
Reverend greenham[/quote]

22:28

Anna: damn it's really dark over there. Can you make another one tomorrow? I can hardly see your face
Cats: The camera is poor
Anna: No, it's just dark
Cats: Are u happy now
Anna: yes
but you still didn't send the video did you?
Cats: Pls help me tell Dave rev.paul's secretary to register on WhatsApp so I could send the video it will be very easy
Anna: I don't want you whatsapping with other girls
you can upload it to youtube, you were doing that but why didn't you send the link
Cats: Then WhatsApp with me
Anna: of course honey, let me install it again to find out again it's not working
Cats: Do you said it not working?
Anna: Yes I told you that 20 times already
Cats: What are we going to do now
Anna: upload it to youtube
Cats: The YouTube consumed all my data and it finished it takes 2hours and 25minute before it can upload finish
And I don't money again to recharge
Anna: Then you can't send it any other way as well, because everything uses data
Meaning we can not get married
Cats: Try understand me but WhatsApp doesn't consumes much data it uses only 2.2mb to send videos but YouTube uses 2GB data to upload single video
Anna: I understand, but nothing I can do about that
Cats: Help me tell Dave about registering on WhatsApp so I could send the video then she can un-install it back
Anna: hmm
I told you I don't want you chatting with other girls on whatsapp
Cats: Ok pls help me out then
Or can you tell Rev.paul to register on WhatsApp
Anna: Please act like a man and try to solve this
Cats: Help me out please
U said u can't install WhatsApp on your phone, screenshot and show me
Anna: When I try the whole system freezes and I need to reinstall the whole thing
So no thank you
Cats: But you told me u have a mobile phone
Anna: Aaaah. You're driving me insane
Cats: Why are you lying to me..I hate lies
Anna: Hmm you seem to have a thing for lies, doesn't mean everybody does
Cats: You told me u have a phone before but now you are telling me you don't have any phone only laptop
Anna: I'm not saying that
Cats: So tell me now, do u have a moblie phone?
Anna: Yes
And I can't install WhatsApp on it. Use Google and see. There are more people having problems with it. Messenger works fine for me
Cats: Screenshot the problem let's me see for myself
Anna: I just told you, if I install it, the device freezes. How can I make a screenshot of that?
Stop this pointless discussion please
I just thought of another idea
I'll set up Google drive tomorrow. That should work easily
Cats: Wow
Pls do it
No time to waste we have to get married quickly
Anna: Not now. I'm too tired. I'll do it in the morning
Going to sleep now
Cats: Ok but if it didn't work you can tell your neighbour close to you or your co workers to register ( a man) to register on WhatsApp so I could send the video to them

Wednesday June 19
Anna: Let's try this first
Cats: Ok try
Anna: don't be rude
Cats: Good morning honey
I'm sorry I didn't know I was rude
Anna: Good morning
If you want me to do something you could ask nicely
Cats: Ok dear it won't happen again
Anna: You have an email. Can you please check?
Cats: Are the one who sent it?
Anna: Yes, I sent it
Cats: Oh I'm sorry baby I don't data on Gmail, I'm broke
Anna: Then try using this
<link>
It's a shared folder on my google drive and you can upload it there
Cats: Am trying to send d video to u
Anna: I didn't receive it yet. Why don't you upload it to that folder I just told you
Cats: It large
The video is too large and your Google drive folder accepts on 25mb size
Sorry to ask, have u asked your fellow coworkers or neighbours whether they have WhatsApp
12:22
Anna: how large is the file?
Cats: 2GB size..u are really stressing me, tell yours maybe a male friend, neighbours or coworkers to gimme their WhatsApp number so I could upload the video there

13:11 Cats to sister Dave wrote:

I'm Anna Verbeek fiancee maybe u must have heard about me, pls I want you to do me a favour, I want u to install and register on "WhatsApp" so I could send you my introductory video for u to show Rev. Paul greenham add me on this number+2349039152317 send me Hi and I will quickly send u the video

13:25 Sister Dave to Cats wrote:

Mister Cats,

Yes, I have heard about you, but I do not know about whats up that you're taking about

Be blessed
Sister Dave

<VOICEMESSAGE>

Anna: Use YouTube. Upload it, send me the link. I'll download it and you can take it off again immediately
You're stressing me. I don't want to involve others
Cats: Send me data (Amazon gift card)
15:56
Anna: I'm not going to tell you the same thing again
Cats: <screenshot of the video uploading>
Anna: See it'll just take a while
Cats: I wish u registered on WhatsApp all this stress won't be happening and u won't allow me WhatsApp with Davina but u don't want to WhatsApp with me..Jealous Emma
Anna: lol of course I am. I don't share
Cats: But she's holy and a Reveren secretary she won't have my time
Anna: ok
Cats: She only delivers messages to the Reveren
Anna: ok, then you ask her
Cats: Ok, if u see her pls tell her to come online on Gmail
Anna: I think she reads her mail regularly
Cats: Are u sure
Anna: I think so
Just try
Cats: I have sent her message
Anna: ok
Cats: Check my Gmail whether she has replied
Please
Reply her and send me screenshots of your chats

17:26 Cats to sister Dave wrote:

Dave WhatsApp is a social media app

17:27 Cats to sister Dave wrote:

Pls download it on your mobile phone or any type of phone u are using so I could send you my introductory video so u could forward it Rev.paul

17:28 Cats to sister Dave wrote:

And if you have installed and registered on WhatsApp send me a "Hi" so I could see your message and send you the introductory video so u could forward it to rev.paul..add me on Facebook "Cats" if I didn't come online on WhatsApp

18:03
Anna: She didn't email me
Later
Cats: Are u home yet?
Anna: Yes I am
Cats: I miss u and I love u
Anna: me too honey

<VOICEMESSAGE>

Anna: Almost right, but that's ok
It's a Dutch name, hard to pronounce for foreigners, everyone here calls me that
Cats: Correct me using a voice note so I can know the real pronunciation of my wife names
Anna: Maybe another time
Did the file uploading finish by now?
No
Cats: Now
Are u dumb or what?
Anna: Not as dumb as you for having the guts to call me that 😡
Cats: Then if you are not dumb prove it to me by sending me voice note saying Anna Verbeek
Anna: goodbye henry
Cats: Wait na..I'm sorry
It won't happen again I promise
I'm really sorry I thought whether you are speechless

19:13 Sister Dave to Cats wrote:

Dear Mister Cats,

I'm very sorry but I made a pledge of poverty and I do not have such a thing as a mobile phone. I wouldn't even need it anyway.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

22:31 Cats to Sister Dave wrote:

Pls try any other way to register on WhatsApp apart frm mobile phone I will get u a phone after u register on WhatsApp using laptop to install it or any other gadget so I could forward my introductory video to rev.paul then u will receive ur phone

22:48
Tomorrow I will go to a University they use free wifi, so am gonna use it to complete the uploading on YouTube

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