"Hello beautiful" - Cammy's new Lad

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Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 12:37 am

"Hello beautiful" is a sure-fire way to get Cammy's attention, given her vanity!

Ever since Yahoo ended the chat function on their emails, I've had few chances to chat as Cammy; so when one Kevin Smith popped up on Google Hangout, I ran with it. Here's the first day. The Lad is in italics.

Hello beautiful
Good start. You want to keep going?
How are you doing
I'm fine.
Just wondering who I'm chatting to.
I'm Kevin
Hello Kevin, if you're there.
How are you doing
I'm well. Wondering where you are. Looks like we're never online at the same time.
Again.
Ok
So here you are at last!
That's me

We haven't met before, I'm sure of that. Where are you?
Nigeria
So where did you find out about me? I don't have that much of a footprint there, I'm sure.
I saw your mail on a dating site
Oh, never mind about that. Tell me about yourself please.
I'm kevin
I know that.
I'm 21,I'm a student in a football academy
What kind of football?
Soccer
We've got three kinds here. Had to ask.
Ok
I'm loving, caring, shy and not rude
Go on.
And most of all I'm friendly
My hobbies are playing football, videogames and watching movies
I live with my mom
My dad stays in Ghana
Oh, a divorce. Gotcha. I hope it wasn't bad for anyone.
No it wasn't
Kewl.
Amicable is OK
Ok
Can i get a picture of you
Have a little patience.
Ok
I haven't told you anything about me yet, have I?
Yh...you haven't
So tell me
That's tell me "please," Kevin. You said you're not rude.
I'm sorry
But anyway...
Accepted.
Thank you
I'm Camille White. My friends call me Cammy.
I'm 26 and I work (if you call it that) as a photomodel.
That's nice
Beautiful name
It was my mum's gift to me, you might say.
I'm kind, lively, passionate, and above all, HOT!
I live with my BBFF, two BGFFs, an Akita and two Bengal kittehs.
Wow....that's awesome
And I should tell you, someone played a prank, putting me on a dating site. I don't need help dating!

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yes...i have three brothers and two sisters
Where are you in that lot?
We don't live together
No, no - I meant, where are you in the lineup? Oldest, youngest...?
Yeah I'm the last...number six
Youngest
I guessed.
I'm the youngest of two. My brother is ten years older than me. He's in the Regular Army.
Wow..nice
He's married. He and Jenn have two children, twins - one of each. Their first birthday is in August - same day as mine.
That's lovely
I'm very proud of Roscoe.
Ok
What do your brothers and sisters do for a living? And are you an uncle?
To be honest... I don't know.... But i think one of my sister works at a supermarket and the other was a model...one of my brother is a barber i don't know about the other two
Oh! Sorry I asked.
And I'm an uncle to eight
Don't be
Good about the uncle, I suppose.
Yes
How old are the nephews and nieces?
My first niece is 15 the second is 10 the third is 4 and the forth is 1......my first nephew is 13 the second is 5 the third is 1 and the forth is 3
Do you have to get them all presents?
I can't because we're far from each other
So... where in Nigeria are you?
Lagos
Big city, so I hear.
Yeah
As many Lagosians as Australians, I've heard.
I really don't know about that
I didn't expect you to.
I live in Sydney.
Ok
That's nice
You bet your ass it's nice!
They call Australia the Lucky Country for a reason.
Would love to visit there someday
Everybody does.
I've been to a few places, but never to Africa.
Some places in Africa are actually nice
More details please.
Like Ghana is nice some places in Nigeria is also lovely
Aren't they next door to each other?
Yeah.... but far by land
Australia isn't next door to anyone really - no land borders at all.
Wow
Just look at a map. Australia is the only continent with a single nation.
Excluding Antarctica. No-one owns that!
Yeah
There are places i would love to go to
Apart from Australia? Which ones?
Spain, Paris, England and Italy
Yes, been there done that, been there done that, yes. As in would like to visit or I've already been.
Wow....you travel a lot
Paris and England were on the same trip. So was Belgium.
Wow.... I'm jealous right now
Maybe you'll be lucky. My luck was all over the place when I was a kid.
Anyway, can't stay. It's 2303 and it's time for a shower and then bed. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow?
Ok
It's actually 14:11 here
Good night

Next up - pictures!

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 2:13 am

Quote:

You bet your ass it's nice!

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 9:20 am

Overnight, Kevin dropped a photograph into Hangouts:

The chat resumed. My comments are in red.

Hello
Oh, are you still there?
Yeah....couldn't sleep
Odd - I had insomnia too. AJ and Cheryl were annoyed.
Why were they
I kept waking them up because I couldn't stay still.
O HAI, by the way.
Hello... How are you doing
Not the best... won't be up long.
Ok
How was/is your day?
My day is going well
And yours
Nearly over. We finished our devotions earlier than I expected. [I expected him to ask about the devotions, but no; another time!]
Ok
You haven't told me more about yourself
I think I told you about me as much as you told me about you.
Families, lifestyles, pets... you know.
Yeah but we still have a lot to know about each other.... Like hobbies, favorite food,, what we do for fun
Oh, that's right, you'd told me about your hobbies. My turn then.
I read, play squash and volleyball, and exercise every day.
That's night
Nice**
I like to read true crime and historical and fantasy fiction mostly. I also do cosplay.
Wow
Not video games for me. Or movies very much.
Ok
Do you mind me seeing a picture of you
I'll have to find one.
Ok
Bear in mind that pictures are what I do, and AJ is very particular about who sees anything in my portfolio.
Ok
Won't be long.
Ok....no problem
Kewl
Kewl???
I've got an external drive that should have something.
Ok

That's a pic AJ took for my passport application.
There!
(Sorry I took so long, but it's like that exdrive didn't want to be found)
No need to apologize
You're really beautiful
Well, of course. I told you I'm hot!!! Praise Freyja!
What are you doing now
Um... chatting with you. I don't do multitasking that well.
Ok
Oh that's right. What are your favourite foods and drinks?
I love rice...but i mostly eat snacks and i take drinks like Pepsi
Snacks?
Yeah....like junk food
Yuk, not healthy, dewd!
Yeah....i don't take it every time
You're training to be a professional footballer! Health is wealth!
Yeah
Am i worthy of video chatting with you yet
I like pasta (especially lasagna), goulash, rice, salad and fruit. I admit I do like cupcakes, cheesecake and tira misu, but not very often.
Ok
I like to drink white wine, orange juice, and Coca-Cola.
And coffee. I love coffee.
Nice
Not tea, though.
Lovely
Had to have less today. I need my sleep.
Ok
Anyhoo, the night is calling. CYA!
Ok....but Am i worthy of video chatting with you yet
So if you've visited almost all countries in the world, why haven't you visited Africa?? Are you scared of something?
I added this next morning.
I've been to France, Belgium, Turkey, Britain and New Zealand. Are they "almost all countries in the world"?
I wonder why you asked that question.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Apr 2019 Posts: 56

Yep, he sure as hell deserves her Laughing

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 4:27 pm

I love Cammy!!!

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 1:37 am

I've run together two days as both chats were relatively brief.

Saturday evening.

Nothing just curious...... I'm sorry for Late reply.... My phone got spoilt... I'm actually using a friends phone
Hello there/
How did you spoil your phone?
Rain
I've never heard of that happening to anyone I know. Most phones these days you'd have to work really hard to break or bollix, so I'm told.
My phone isn't as strong as other phones and i was coming from training when it happened
Oh, OK.
Yeah
My friend just Gave me his phone to use for a while
Good on him!
Yeah
How are you doing
Could have been better today. I was handing out how-to-vote cards and suddenly I got hit with a migraine. Still not totally OK.
I'm sorry about that
It happens. I have to cope with it when it does.
Just as well it wasn't last night.
Ok
Just a moment, have to check something.
Ok
Let me know when you're done
Checking the election results.
Oh ok
Still early, of course. How often do you vote there? For the Federal Government.
I think every 4 years
It varies here. Anything from two to four years depending on when the government thinks it can win.
Wow
Do you think we can video chat someday
I don't do video chat.
How about voice call
Sorry to be harsh, but no point in sugaring the pill.
Ok
No point. I couldn't hear you.
Ok
I thought he'd ask why, but no. Maybe later?
Are you single
As in, am I married? No.
I mean are you dating someone
Am I in a relationship? Yes.
Ok
It's sorta complicated really.
I'm sorry for asking but why is it complicated

At that point I had to reboot my laptop - everything was freezing up for anything from a few seconds to two or three minutes.

I had restart gmail.
Ok
My computer is jamming up a lot and my migraine isn't getting any better.
Anyhoo... you asked, I'll answer, if I can!
Ok...try going to the hospital
My BBFF AJ is also my photographer. My BGFFs Cheryl and Nicole are models too. AJ is straight (like totally), I'm bisexual and so is Cheryl, and Nicole is lesbian. Makes for interesting nights. Yes, complicated.
Took a bit of chance there - he might be the kind to be repelled by such candour...
And I'm not going to hospital. It's a migraine, not a stroke!
Ok
Wow...that's really complicated
Told ya. Complicated, but bliss. Especially for AJ!
Ok.....I don't really know what relationships feels like
How come? You don't look the shy type.
I'm really shy.....and no one seems to like me
OK, let's break that down.
How
Is it that people dislike you?
Listen up, I'm good with relationships. Freyja is my guide and She knows all the secrets of the heart.
Wow
Freyja is the Goddess of Love and War among the Norse and She is dear to me, and I to Her. Let me advise you as best I can... if this fucking computer will let me!
Ok
It's jammed up at least six or seven times during this chat. Maybe another time. I'm not at my best.
Be seeing you.
Ok
So you're going offline?

Sunday, and the Lad drops a hint. At this point I begin to wonder if maybe he's a beggar. I'll give him a chance to prove otherwise.

My birthday is on Monday
That's tomorrow.
Yes
O HAI
How are you going?
I'm fine and you
It's all good.
A day like any other, really.
Have you eaten
Well, yeah. I'm not anorexic, you know.
I hope you didn't indulge in junk food.
No i didn't
Good to hear. MacChunders and KFC and all that are just fats and salts and very little food value.
I know.... I don't take that every time
As rarely as possible, I would hope!
Yh
What are you doing now
Chatting to you. I had been chatting with my brother before, but he had to go.
Ok
His time is not always his own.
Wgy
Why
He's in the Regular Army. I did tell you that.
Oh ok
So what did you do today?
Nothing much... Just went to church
What sort?
Catholic
My father is a Catholic.
Wow...that's nice
I would have liked to have said that he was a Catholic, but hey, that's life.
And that is not nice. Not to me.
I'm sorry about that
You don't have anything to apologise for.
He does, but he never will.
Ok
I shouldn't vent at you.
No problem
It's late now. I'll talk to you later. Have a nice rest of the day.
Ok
Good night[/i]

Edited to remove unique name

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 12:05 pm

Kevin didn't appear on Monday, so let's resume on Tuesday.

How are you doing
I'm fine. How are you?
I'm okay.. It's my birthday
Oh, your 22nd!
No 20
Huh? You said you're 21!
What i meant was I'll turn 21 today
OIC
Yeah
How was your night
Great as always.
That's nice
You betcha!
It's raining over here
Clear and bright here.
Wow...lovely
Couldn't celebrate my birthday
Sorry, what? You can't celebrate your birthday cos of rain?
Am I missing something?
Couldn't afford it Damn it, do I have a beggar??
What about your family?
It's complicated
Oh?
Yeah
Can you try to explain?
Yeah...I live with my mom and my brothers only sends money for her ....and not me
That's why I'm broke and can't celebrate my birthday
Don't know what to say.
No friends to buy presents for you? And your mother can't even bake you a cake or something like that? What about the other students?
In Nigeria people are really stingy
No one will
Seriously?
Yes
It's not easy for me to accept that a whole culture in like that.
If I said "In Nigeria people are really stingy" I'd be called a racist.
I wouldn't say that, naturally. I don't think that way.
yeah
I don't know what to tell you really. I'll talk with you later.
Take care.
Ok

So back online on Wednesday, fearing that I'd be dropped...

Ok
Hello
Good evening
O HAI
Or not
How are you doing
Good morning!
How was your night
Fine as always. I won't be around to chat this morning cos I have a dental appointment. See you this evening.
Ok

I missed you
O HAI
I thought you were online.
I am
You are now. Just not then. Oh well, no matter.
How was (is) your day?
Fine and you
The dentist was no fun, but that was sorta predictable.
Ok....hope you're not hurt
It was a routine checkup. That's all.
Ok
At this point I decided to weave in a real-life incident.
Compared to yesterday. We were helping a friend who was worried about a neighbour she knew well, and hadn't seen him since Freyja-Day, and she was very afraid. What she told us made us suggest they get the police.
Long story short, the neighbour was dead. He'd collapsed and struck his head. Sad, really.
That's so sad
That's what I said. I'd seen the guy once or twice, but not to speak to except to say hi.
Ok
When the thread of life is cut, there's nothing to do but accept your Wyrd.
That's true
What are you doing now
Chatting to you. Same answer every time.
Lol....thank you for always making time for me
No one has ever done that to me
SERIOUSLY?
Yes
I don't know how your football academy works, but aren't you in a team there?
The academy is just there to train us....we're not really a team
We don't even get paid
Football is a team sport. They're doing it wrong!
We train together but not as a team just students
Being in a team should be part of the training! FFS, they shouldn't need a girl to tell them that!
True
I hear from Roscoe how the Army builds mateship in the ranks, by teamwork. It's so basic! You should quit that academy and find a better one.
Ok
Will you?
Yes
But all academies in Nigeria are the Same
You love to generalise. You told me that all Nigerians are stingy, and now you tell me that all the academies in Nigeria are the same. That's just lazy thinking.
Giving up before you start.
I'm not giving up
Sound like you are!
I never give up on something i love
Because if all the academies are the same, what's the point in leaving the one you're in?
If you can't be part of a team, you'll never make it.
Nigeria is a soccer powerhouse in Africa, so there must be trainers who know the right way and places that will train you properly!
That's true... I never thought of that
But I did. That's the weird thing.
Yeah
Let's work out another problem; you've got no friends. Now how can this be?
I had but they're all in school
When did you leave school?
As in how old were you?
I'm not in school my friends are.....but i graduated from high school at age 17
So, four years ago.
Yes
I can't draw any comparisons from my school days. Mine would be totally different from yours.
How
At this point I brought in Cammy's early life, which is not a pretty story.
OK, I raised this issue...
I basically missed the first year and a half of school because of my father's stupidity. He listened to some fucking lunatic ant-vaxxer and wouldn't let me be inoculated against anything, so I caught rubella, and I lost most of my hearing. He used to mistreat me because he refused to believe what had happened. Roscoe took action and told social services. I went into care and finally into special school. That wasn't until I was eight. I wasn't a good kid either. But people were very patient and I grew out of that. Lucky too I got Mum's genes for most everything. I left school when I was sixteen, drifted for a bit, then teamed up with some other girls to be models, and got lucky again when I met AJ. So there you are.
Wow
My father still hates me. I still hate him. It won't change.
Your father must be really mean
He blamed me for Mum dying. He had to blame someone. He beat her just about every day. I can't forget what I saw. And then he'd drag us to church on Sunday and act the decent father.
That's why I use my mother's maiden name. I was born Camille Taylor, but I'll never be that, ever.
He should be arrested
Can i tell you something
It was a long time ago. I don't care anymore. My father is a deadbeat with nothing worth a damn who begs me for money and I just tell him no. That's revenge enough. He knows I'm well-off, and that he'll never get even a cent from me, ever.
Wow
Can i tell you something
Go on, I'm not stopping you.
I've falling for you already
You saw my picture. No surprises there.
Any man who isn't gay, and quite a few women, have said the same.
Thanks nice
So I know you're not gay.
Not that it would matter.
Lol....im
Not
Oh, I thought you were about to come out! My bad.
I don't get
Huh?
Does long distance relationship matter to you
It's not exactly convenient.
Ok
As in, not a substitute for the real thing.
But it's something that can be worked out
As in...
The long distance relationship can be worked out
OK, Einstein, tell me how.
Lol...can't really say but it depends on what the couples want....but for me i would say video calls ,chatting, voice call,visiting
He's not been paying attention.
OK, in order:
No video calls. I've had five people suggest video calls, and three of them tried to talk me into putting on sexy shows for them. I vowed I'd never do a video call again, and that's final.
Ok....
Voice calls: pointless. Did you miss the part where I mentioned losing my hearing? I'm 85% hearing impaired.
That's what rubella can do. It's what rubella did.
I'm sorry... I didn't know
I told you before!
He listened to some fucking lunatic ant-vaxxer and wouldn't let me be inoculated against anything, so I caught rubella, and I lost most of my hearing.
That!
Oh ok
OK, final point; visiting - since you've got no money, that would be me coming to see you, I guess.
Yes
Short answer.
I mean yes i would love you to come visit
Just a moment.
Ok
Looking at the travel advisories.
OK
Smartraveller isn't holding back. Pasted directly from Smartraveller.gov.au
Think seriously about whether you need to travel here due to the high level of risk. If you do travel, do your research and take a range of extra safety precautions, including having contingency plans. Check that your travel insurer will cover you.
Is it really that bad?
Yes
It is
Oh.
So much for that idea.
Anyhoo - 2300 coming up. Time for bed!
See you later.
Ok..LOVE YOU
Ok..LOVE YOU

Right... so he wants Cammy to visit? Some more questions for tomorrow...

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:09 pm

Beautiful kid you have pulled, full of gold bling with flip flops, and showing all the branded shops in the picture, he should be sending you money as you cannot afford such a lifestyle in the west, and the fake tattoo sleeve on is hand, I give up.

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 11:48 pm

^ The bling has been noted, and may well come up in future conversations. In the meantime, here's the most recent chat.

Hello
I'm back. Are you?
I'm here
How are you doing
All's well. Oh, something I'd better say now; I won't be online tomorrow.
Why
It's Freyja-Day, sacred to the Goddess.
Ok
I perform devotions to Her.
Ok
Have you thought about our discussion
I thought it had stalled.
You said Nigeria was every bit as bad as Smartraveller said.
It depends on the state you're visiting.... Lagos isn't bad
You said... let's see...
Is it really that bad?
Yes
It is
You didn't say anything about one place being better than another.
That was my mistake
Since you're visiting me there's nothing to be scared of
Please explain that. You ain't Blackwater or Sandline.
You're visiting me... So it's me being by you every time
That's one massive promise.
I'd rather have my brother at my side. He's guaranteed to be badass. You, I'm not so sure!
I don't have a problem with that you can bring him along
No, I couldn't! Not unless he's on leave and even then, he'd tell me to stay away. He's very protective.

I couldn't resist some rhyming abbreviations.

AJ is OK in MMA but I've heard that's not a guarantee in CQB.
I don't understand MMA and CQB
Sorry, just me being silly with abbreviations. Roscoe's influence again. The Army's full of those.
MMA and CQB are Mixed Martial Arts and Close Quarters Battle (hand to hand fighting, in other words).
Ok
I'm just making you know that it's safe
Despite what my Government says.
What does your government say
What I told you already!
Ok
But it will be nice if you come
It's the right time of year for it (as in late autumn).
To come right?
Well, yes.
I don't want to miss summer here.
Ok
When is summer
December to February. Actually we're almost up to winter. I don't want to miss snow season. Gotta think.
Ok
So when can you Start making preparations to come over
I'll let you know!
Ok...I can't wait to see you
That I believe, trust me.
I will show you the fun part of Lagos
Go on...
Malls,beach the cinemas
Great. I can find all those in Sydney. Is there something in Lagos that can't be found anywhere else?
It depends on what you haven't see
That's not telling me anything.
Is there anything in Lagos that's iconic like the Sydney Opera House, the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben, the Atomium, you know?
Hold on let me check....because i haven't been everywhere due to lack of money
You've lived there all your life! How can you not know?
Not everything in Lagos is exposed

Kevin dropped in an advert for events in Lagos. He made a bad choice, as Cammy will explain.

These are places i just checked
Great. Shows and concerts. Things I can't experience.
And you should have known.
Yeah....but everything cost money
What's that got to do with it?
What i mean are things like gate fee
Again, so what?
You suggest things I can't get anything from and start talking about money and the gate fee!
You're not making any sense.
I'm sorry if I'm not making sense ....don't really know to explain it
I'm 85% hearing impaired and I can't enjoy music! I'd love to but I can't! And you know that but you tell me about concerts and music venues!
It's like you're taunting me.
No I'm not... I would never do that
Let's leave it here. See if things pick up on Saturday. No promises though.
See you.
Ok
I'm sorry didn't mean to make you feel bad

Cammy the thing is when you visit my country, as stated in your message, no events and music concerts; accepted, but still we could have a little more fun... Maybe visiting some beautiful sight to bestow our eyes on.. All depends on how you want it to go as you know I'm already outta expenses..

And that brings us to the present. I have no plans worked out for Kevin at this stage, but I'm thinking about it.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Aw, how sweet! He wants to show Cammy a good time. That'll make a nice change for her. Very Happy

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 2:17 am

There were no actual exchanges over the weekend, though Kevin did respond to Cammy's

Quote:

I know that it's Sunday, and as of now you're probably in church. I'll see you online sometime.

with

Quote:

I'm sorry, the thing is I still haven't gotten my phone fixed and from all indications, its beyond repair... So for now, that's why I haven't been stable online; still using my friend's phone... But I promise, I'll talk to my friend so that I can be online tomorrow...

I think he'll be back.

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 1:36 pm

Kevin's back!

....
Hello Kevin.
Why the .... ?
How are you doing
Was trying to know if you were online
I was online, but I didn't see the notification.
Anyhoo, we're both here.
Aren't we?
Yes we are
Well... say something?
How are you doing
I'm fine.
Have you eaten
Yes. Chicken and rice and mixed vegetables.
Wow..nice
And spaghetti for lunch,
Nice
I hope you didn't have any junk food today.
No I didn't
Kewl.
What are you doing now
How about your weather? It's cold and wet. Winter is here at last.
It's sunny over here
What temperature, though?
Can say I assume that he meant he can't say. Lads often mess that up.
When will winter be over
Wow, 29 degrees! Not bad.
Wow..you checked it
Google is my best buddy.
Lol...nice
Are you still using your mate's phone?
Yes
And your old phone is definitely bolloxed to Hel?
Its beyond repair
So, new phone to get.
Yes
Not something I can advise you about, sad to say.
How
Huh?
I mean i don't understand
I don't understand you.
Don't worry about that..... So you're comic after winter right?
Not decided yet... still wondering how to broach the subject with AJ and Cheryl and Nicole.
Ok...do you need to tell them

What's this? You want Cammy all to yourself, Kevin?

Huh? Dewd, those are my best FWBs! Are you telling me to lie to them>
I'm not saying you should..... Just thought you could go anywhere without telling them
This is not a trip down the street! It's a whole nother continent thousands of klicks away!
And I suppose you're telling me to pack in secret, sneak out of the house at Oh-Dark-Hundred and fly away leaving them wondering where I am?
I'm not saying you should sneak out....
Oh, right, just tell them I'm going away and I may be some time but not where I'm going?
Something like that
You can tell them where you're going
Give me a moment. I need some coffee.
Ok
Are you there
Good coffee takes time.
Ok
It helps me to think.
Ok
Plus, hot coffee, cold night.
Yeah
Won't be an issue later. Body heat, you know.
Yeah
You know? <grin>
I really missed you
That's sorta sweet.
The coffee is working. I have an idea.
Smiley face
Smiley face
Ok
You don't want to know what it is?
Yes i want to
I'll ask Ute, the goda of Freyja, for her advice.

See https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=294123&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=ute&start=50 for why this could be... interesting for the Lad.

Ok
I should leave it here. I don't know when I'll be able to see Ute.
CYA later.

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 7:17 pm

Going to west Africa? Which country are you landing in, I cannot wait

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 8:46 pm

I'm thinking that Cammy will want to send Kevin a "care package" with a new phone and some cash to prepare for her trip. He has to look right, book hotel rooms, get a car, you know...

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 11:30 pm

^^ Why not? Mr. Green

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 5:33 pm

A nice 5 star hotel booked for 5 nights to start with

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 5:47 pm

I know just the right courier for the care package Smile

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 6:02 pm

Dharma wrote:

^^ Why not? Mr. Green

You got so many hats, how can I read few of the stories and the pain you caused to the iPad and iPhone hunters.

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 5:00 am

Kevin may have a plan. I have my plan.

Ok
What time is it
Why ask me that?
Just wanna know cause its early 11am here

Hello, belatedly.
How are you doing??
Have you discussed the trip with them??
No, not yet. I need to seek Ute's counsel first, and that won't be until tomorrow at the earliest.
I can assure you that nothing wrong is gonna happen...
Do you know everything?
Not really but about this, I'm certain
Don't make promises unless you're sure they can be kept. You don't control everything.
If I sound a bit snarky, I'm sorry, but it's something that happens about the same time every month.

I wouldn't normally bring "women's issues" into a bait, but I thought, it might make lull the Lad into a sense of superiority by making Cammy seem vulnerable and weak in some way.

I'm aware though... Let's leave that for you to decide..
So expenses for the trip and your stay??
What about them?
Hello?
You asked a question and it wasn't clear.
Sorry.. Signal issue
OIC
I mean your stay if eventually you come for the visit
Would you please make that a complete question?
I never second-guess.
Okay... You know your stay with me after your discussion would be all about adventures and exploring my country
Right??
So I'm asking just To certain, who's criteria will the expenses be laid on??
First question - lose that attitude, please. I don't like that "Right??"
Secondly - that's not much clearer.
Lol okay cammy, I'm sorry...
Is the question, who's going to pay the bills?
What aspect cammy??
Yes that's what I wanna know cammy
And don't LOL when I'm being serious, thank you kindly.
Okay
I'm not some airhead. Don't let the hair and the boobs fool you.
I don't get
Can you make it a little more clearly
I'm not stupid and I'm not being frivolous. That's what I mean.
Yeah I know that
Your mileage may vary.
On?? I'll be the one overseeing your choice of exploration?
I don't like the word "overseeing." Not sure why.
Anyhoo, not point discussing further until I speak with Ute.
I didn't mean all places, you'll tell me where you want and then I'll see to that
Yeah
So what you doing??
I'll keep you up to speed in the meantime. Until then, ciao.
Okay.. Love you cammy

I'm going to get Kevin to suggest an itinerary, work out the best hotels, once Ute has given the nod (with a couple of provisos). If Kevin is planning skullduggery in Lagos, he should be willing. Then comes the care package to facilitate his work...

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 6:24 pm

Just a short exchange today - I'm keeping this one on the boil.

Only got back a little while ago. How are things?
I'm fine and you
I was talking to Ute, asking for her advice. I stayed a while afterwards, of course.

I wanted him to ask what the "of course" meant so I could shock him a little with Cammy's frankness, but no dice.

Ok
What did she say
She had her concerns about my going to Nigeria on my own. But given what you said, she thought you might deserve a chance. In the end she decided to cast the Runes for me on Freyja-Day.
Ok...that's nice
We sealed that pledge with a kiss. And some more.
I shouldn't boast.

Second try; again, no joy. I suppose the Wow is the best I can hope for.

Wow
Have you eaten
Oh yes. We went to a restaurant. Lamb steak with potatoes and carrots and broccoli. I had tira misu afterwards, Ute had gelato. Very pleasant day.
Wonderful
Can't wait to see you
What's the cuisine like there? I'd like to eat local.
It's actually lovely
Um, details please. "Actually lovely" doesn't say much.
If you ask an Italian about the cuisine there I bet he'd mention scallopini and tagliatelli and osso buco... do you see where this is going?
Yes

He dropped two photos into the hangout.

Pix are fine, but what are they?
The first is called ofada rice and the second is pounded yam and egusi
Egusi?
Ofada?
Yes
Yes is not the right answer, dewd.
Egusi is a soup
And ofada is a special kind of rice
Look, it's late, I should be off to bed. Maybe you can send me some more food advice in email.
Take care now.
Ok bye....love you

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 10:19 pm

Thursday - and more pix!

Hello
Hello?
How are you doing
I have a headache, which ain't a surprise really.
Is it the migraine
Nah, time of the month.
OK
Have you eaten
Not yet. I may just make do with a toasted cheese sandwich or something like that.
Ok...try to eat something
I will when I want to. Don't be so fussy.
Ok
Just be kewl.
You didn't send me any more food tips. I did ask nicely.
We have a lot.....we have something called "abacha"

I laughed when I saw that (I actually received an Abacha script not that long ago).

We have afang soup
We have pepper soup
Sorry for late reply....bad connection
"Something called abacha" is really not enough. Entree, mains, dessert? Served hot or cold? Etc.
And as for Afang soup and pepper soup, I still need more info. Details, please.
We have mains dishes like rice and stew, EBA and vegetable
The afang soup is also prepared with vegetables, periwinkles and it's very delicious
Periwinkles?
For desserts like cakes, ice cream
That sounds like a Harry Potter character!
Lol....its like snail but different
And smaller
Ugh. I ate snails in Paris. Big let down.

He dropped a small picture into Hangouts.

That's periwinkle
Again, ugh.
I'm just showing you what it looks like
Whatever. Ugh remains ugh.
Lol
What are you doing now
Chatting with you.
That's sweet
It's sorta obvious.
Would you like to see more of my pict
Sure, why not?

Thanx!
Was that pic taken recently?
Bad connection

I'm sorry the network is bad

Are you there
Lost the connection.
I'll try again.
Were those pix taken recently?
Yes
They were

Good - then I can raise the subject of his bling in due course.

Is that a club symbol on your shirt in the last two pix?
No...it's just a Jersey i bought
Back in a moment.
Ok
I'll be waiting
Have to cut it short - I have to be in good shape for Freyja-Day. Stay well.
Ok

Cammy will let Kevin know what Ute said on Saturday or Sunday. Then for the next phase...

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 8:32 pm

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Soon because of everybody know about this beautiful website, it be harder to catch the scammers , they are all over the world and know this site the top scammers, village scammers will take time to learn about this place.
YASTREB, BEST OF LUCK:I will support you from the flip flop wearing scammers with the BLING
SORRY for the been rude to the reply

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 1:22 pm

Saturday night AEST, and methinks the mouse has sniffed the cheese... emphasis added.

Hello
Hello
Hello.
Hello.
How are you doing
I'm fine!
And before you ask, I'm chatting with you.
Lol....ok
Have you eaten
Yes, I have. Thai Red Curry.
That sounds delicious
You betcha!
Nice
What time is it over there? Probably midday-ish?
Yh...it's 12:22pm
So, lunch time. What's on the menu?
I'm actually eating rice and stew
What's in the stew?
Tomatoes, pepper,onions fish and some seasoning
Sounds fine.
Yes it is
Kewl.
Yeah....have you decided when you're going to come
No, not yet! Haven't you forgotten something?
What's that
Ute? Casting the Runes? How could you forget that?
Oh yeah....sorry about that... Thought it has been concluded
Not the Rune casting. That was last night.
Ok
I'll skip the details - it's not something you should know about; you're not Asatruar.
Ok
But the Runes were favourable.
That's nice
I can't say totally positive. But Freyja did not tell me to spurn you or anything like that.
I can follow my heart and see where my Wyrd takes me.
Important question though...
Ok
I'm not Christian. What do you, in your own heart, feel about that?
I'm okay with it ,you don't have to Change because of me
Just as well. If you'd told me that I had to forsake the Aesir, it would be the end of anything between us.
I can't ask you to forsake the Aesir
Kewl. I wouldn't ask you to stop being a Christian.
Thank you for that
I haven't fixed a date, as I said. I'll need your help in preparing. Once that's done, I can make plans.
That's fine by me
OK... I'll need an itinerary. You said you could suggest places to go, and for that I'll need a list, travel times involved, you know.
Yes....I know
Can you do that for me then?
Actually, travel times... that's something had me thinking. Do you have your licence? I doubt that you'd have a car.
No problem with that
Explain please.
I don't have a car ...but i know cab man
A cab? Is that going to work for every place we'd go to? I wouldn't tell someone to go cabbing around Sydney.
I know the cab idea won't be suitable for all our moving around but i don't know, I can't just tell you to get a car,because you haven't seen me yet but if we had our car we would be able to move round my state
But the other option is getting a cab

Now to set the trap...

What does it cost to buy a car over there? Like the one you're standing in front of in the first picture you sent me?
It depends on the model you want though... Last time I checked, it was a little less
Less that what, though?
I mean its a little bit expensive... Within the range of $5,000 and above... I'm not sure
How much would a new phone cost?
New phone?? What brand exactly?? Does it mean you wanna purchase both??
What was the last one you had?
Samsung..
Samsung... what?
FFS! My computer's started to freeze up again. I wasn't lying about that.
Samsung galaxy s7
But its outdated... What's wrong with it??
Might be updates in progress. Just guessing though.
We'll have to talk later. Take care now.
Ok...bye love you

So, a car, a phone... is that enough? Watch this space!

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:35 pm

Yastreb what is wrong with you, wake the scammer up, ask it did it watch LIVERPOOL WIN THE CUP, it will wake it, and good luck . You and linoline are amazing, I wish you all the luck god gives you, the wife said it, she will recover soon what happen to my daughter, linoline is helping what a humanitarian person, thank you Yastreb and carry on and make the world laugh

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:32 am

^Cammy doesn't care that much about soccer; she's Aussie Rules all the way.

Nothing new to report this time, as Cammy didn't try to contact Kevin; after all, it was Sunday, and he'd be at church when she was online.

Questions for everyone...

1. The plan is to send Kevin an iPhone with cash to buy a car; I'm thinking that he might need some classy shoes (cf. Sparky 905's Lad*) to replace those grotty thongs** and maybe some other things... any suggestions?

2. Which courier company is best suited?

* https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=300629&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=50

** That's flip-flops to the British; not sure what the Americans would call them.

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