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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Thu May 23, 2019 9:12 am |
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Just in! A couple more eater members get a mention from the lad, but if he think he's getting paid for these sorry attempts his got another thing coming.
Mr Cyril's last email to the Lad (04:52 this morning)
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My friend
How are you this morning, well I hope? It's good to read that you realised you had made a mistake sending that email demanding your payment before the assignment was completed. If I must I will use Western Union, but I am not happy about it having read about all the court cases they have had brought against them for fraud and money laundering. However, if you're happy to take the risk with your Β£6,500 that's up to you. I believe I need the name of the person and the city or town where I will be sending it, do I not? As I say, I do not like Western Union nor have I ever used one, but I suppose it will be handy to know what to do should you want payments made that way as you get more assignments. Now, to answer your question about the words on the sign, which I will do just once more as I have already made it clear what Birlic expects in two previous emails. Are you reading carefully? The sign must have the words "FRESH FROM LAKE AM0UR STRAIGHT TO THE FRYER" they must be hand written and the same size as the wording on your previous photographs. If the paper/card you write them on needs to be bigger (as there are a few more words this time) that's okay, just as long as you and your friends smiling faces are visible along with the fishing rods and the big fish one of you will be holding up for all to see. Also, don't forget you need to be standing with your backs to some kind of lake or other body of water so that it looks like you really have just caught the fish in Lake Amour. I hope that's clear enough for you my friend? remember you only have until Friday to get those photographs to me or this whole deal is off. I think that's about everything, and I hope to see those photographs as promised some time today.
An impatient toodle-pip
Cyril |
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A few
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"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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Birlic
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Oct 2016
Posts: 4933
Location: In the Chapel
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Posted:
Thu May 23, 2019 10:07 am |
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Muhahahaha! Fantastic job! Congrats! |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Thu May 23, 2019 10:27 am |
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Whether the lad will or whether the lad won't we shall have to wait and see, but it's worth a try.
Mr Cyril 10:43
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My friend
I've just got back after making a delivery of lug and rag to the quayside in Southampton and I've just seen the photographs you have sent. What can I say except, are you being serious? I can't send those to Birlic, where are the fishing rods and why are there only two of you in the photograph? We agreed that it would be a group photo of at least three or more people. It's not all bad though, I like the lake and the fish they look just fine, but the rest of the photograph is not what we agreed at all. As I say, I can't send those photographs to Birlic as they are, I think you need to redo them and this time stick to what we agreed. So, my friend, to recap, you need at least one more person in the photograph and at least a couple of fishing rods, but apart from that everything else is great.
An advisory toodle-pip
Cyril |
Lad 10:57
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What do you mean by fishing rods |
Mr Cyril just now.
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My friend
Why after all this time are you asking that question? Fishing rods, it's self explanatory, it's a rod you fish with as opposed to nets, spears or the hand grenades that some eastern European fishermen like to use https://youtu.be/y6X92PzMBSg . I suggest you Google fishing rods if you do not know what they are, there are plenty of examples if you care to look. Now, is there anything else you do not understand and need help with?
A very vexed toodle-pip
Cyril |
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_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Thu May 23, 2019 11:23 am |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Thu May 23, 2019 12:56 pm |
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You're on a roll Mr.Dapper |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Thu May 23, 2019 1:52 pm |
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Keep it up! I forget--what exactly are the lads doing to help your company? Given their compliance right now, the best way to reward these good efforts is obviously a package full of goodies. |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Thu May 23, 2019 4:13 pm |
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The poll is now closed.
The winners are BertjeAass and Mr. Dapper.
Linoline has won a very commendable Honorable Mention.
Premium memberships have been funded in the names of the winners. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Posted:
Thu May 23, 2019 4:43 pm |
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MrMystery314 wrote: |
Keep it up! I forget--what exactly are the lads doing to help your company? |
You haven't forgotten, I've never said, if you're really interested I'm happy to reveal all, but for now feast your eyes on these.
I'm not sure Mr Cyril will be happy with all of that rubbish laying about, I'm sure Lake Amour is much cleaner than that. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Posted:
Thu May 23, 2019 5:14 pm |
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I reluctantly accept my 'prize' as I feel that MrDapper has shown excellent baiting skills, while I just got lucky.
So .Do I get to nominate someone for the gold, or has that already been decided? |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Thu May 23, 2019 6:31 pm |
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Congratulations on the win. The membership chose well. You can nominate anyone you wish for the prize. Let any Mod know. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Posted:
Thu May 23, 2019 6:41 pm |
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Congratulations BertjeAas and Mr.Dapper, you earned it
Those trophies are amazing Mr.Dapper. Nice new gun in your siggy, or was that there before and did I miss it? |
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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Posted:
Thu May 23, 2019 6:48 pm |
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Connie L. Gus wrote: |
Congratulations on the win. The membership chose well. You can nominate anyone you wish for the prize. Let any Mod know. |
PM sent. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Hitty
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 22 Mar 2019
Posts: 103
Location: England
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Posted:
Thu May 23, 2019 6:49 pm |
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A draw, you experienced baiting friends, a real respect thing is a draw, how you lot do it , I cannot fool my wife to take her bra off, I do sometimes, but you mug off people you donβt know that is skills |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Thu May 23, 2019 6:50 pm |
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Linoline wrote: |
Nice new gun in your siggy, or was that there before and did I miss it? |
I think it's new, I've not noticed before. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Thu May 23, 2019 7:42 pm |
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Congratulations on a victory well-earned! And yes, that gun is new. Enterprising minds can try and figure out why, and there is a consistent internal logic behind most of the icons, but some things will remain secret. It may have something to do with creativity and/or quantity of trophies.
I may want to hire the lads for some other business enterprises if they are interested. You're already aware of this I believe. Given that they've been doing fishing-related stuff, a Moby Dick trophy would be fitting. Or maybe The Old Man and the Sea. Whatever you have planned for them, I'm sure they'll go for it hook, line, and sinker. |
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"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Fri May 24, 2019 4:25 am |
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^I've just read your PM and I'll try to send my friend your way, but with a busy the weekend coming up I decided a little delaying tactic is in order.
Sent today 05:01
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My friend
Sorry for the late reply, but I've only just got up and I was out most of yesterday doing this and that and didn't get home until late evening so I went straight to bed. Now to answer your question, yes I see the photographs you have sent and on the whole there pretty good. I especially like the improvised fishing rods you and you friend are holding, whoever came up with that idea really needs a big pat on the back. I do however have one major reservation about the photographs you have sent, and that's the amount of rubbish lying around you in the area you're standing in. I've never been to Lake Amour but from what I understand it is kept in pristine condition by the owners and I do not think they will be happy with the way you and your friends are portraying it. Remember, these photographs are for advertising purposes and will been seen by fishermen in fishing magazines around the world so I really think Birlic will turn them down. I will send them to him anyway, but I warn you there is a possibility that he will ask you to reshoot them at a cleaner location. I think all you can really do is keep your fingers crossed that Birlic may be able to get the rubbish and those nasty pink flip flops air brushed out. After all my friend, we are only trying to appeal to the black face of Africa, not the gay one. I will of course get back to you as soon as I hear from Birlic.
A hopeful toodle-pip
Cyril |
Knowing Birlic he will probably have already set off for some grenade fishing contest over the weekend, so my friend won't get an answer until Monday, wonder what it's going to be? |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Posted:
Fri May 24, 2019 4:33 am |
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Congratulations both of you, there's some great trophies there. |
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Birlic
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Oct 2016
Posts: 4933
Location: In the Chapel
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Posted:
Fri May 24, 2019 5:08 am |
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Mr Dapper wrote: |
... Knowing Bir1ic he will probably have already set off for some grenade fishing contest over the weekend, so my friend won't get an answer until Monday, wonder what it's going to be? |
I have to admit that I have not seen so funny trophies for a long time. Simply, they are "classic"! I have just words of praise about your work!
Maybe, after you will finish your fun with those idiots, you'll allow me to try with them one of my religious stories. |
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Starbuck5
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 617
Location: Hy Brasil
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Fri May 24, 2019 9:24 am |
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Wow, what amazing trophies! Framing on the desktop next to the picture of the kids amazing |
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
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Fri May 24, 2019 9:39 am |
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Mr Dapper, you have a gift of persuasion with those lads. Well done. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Posted:
Fri May 24, 2019 1:39 pm |
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MrMystery314, if your reading this without logging in, you have a PM. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Lord
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Sep 2017
Posts: 1584
Location: In Tarantinoverse
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Posted:
Fri May 24, 2019 3:06 pm |
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Congrats to winners, I haven't checked this in 2 weeks |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Posted:
Tue May 28, 2019 4:30 pm |
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The reshoot took place today, and not a scrap of rubbish or a pink flip flop in sight.
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_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Tue May 28, 2019 4:49 pm |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Posted:
Thu May 30, 2019 6:26 pm |
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Take three, but just one poxy photograph! that will never do.
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_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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