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srichards
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 Oct 2012
Posts: 1002
Location: South of the Border
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Sat Mar 30, 2019 6:12 pm |
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^^Is that Han's father??? |
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Bubba Bird - Exacting revenge on Bad Laddies everywhere!
Sites Killed -  x4  x2  x2
Bubba's BBQ Shak:
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"I AM TIRE OF ALL THIS! This is bullshit."
"This one is a fucking stress you are giving me here"
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:22 pm |
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^^^Napoleon Solo was a role in The Man From U.N.C.L.E, a campy TV show from 1964 to 1968.
My kids wanted to know how I knew who the characters were when we were watching the 2015 movie.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1638355/
David McCallum, best known as Dr. Donald "Duckie" Mallard played KGB operative Illya Kuryakin in the TV show. I am waiting to see when one of his characters is used by a lad. I would suspect that a baiter would have to start the process. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few, 
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
 I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Scrutinizer
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Feb 2019
Posts: 163
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Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:30 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:54 pm |
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Mr Pavarotti Coffin
is with the
(BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION Benin Republic)
Coffin being taken out of the cathedral |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5     x2  x 246 
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:17 am |
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Mal just got an Orphan email with this as the first sentence (emphasis added):
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| My name is John Maxwell the only son of late Mr John ofori of greater Accra Ghana |
My first thought was "Another Lad who just doesn't get that whole First Name Last Name thing," but then, with the last season of Game of Thrones about to start, it sparked an idea - what if having "Maxwell" as a last name is the Ghanaian equivalent of being called "Snow" in Westeros? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Jimlad
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Aug 2011
Posts: 345
Location: East Acton Labour Exchange
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Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:27 am |
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This morning I got an urgent message from "Diplomatic John Doe". I also was in a Hangouts chat recently with a lad who said a "woman by the name of Johnny Briggs" had been claiming I was dead.  |
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Owner of the world's greatest collection of 14th century Italian explosions.
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"KISS MY GUN NEXT WEEK, TELLING ANY ONE WILL MAKE YOU DIE FASTER". - Hitlad Joshua Clement
"What i have to regret is to have TAToo on my lift forearm, because, i will lose my community member. then will serpent me". - Prophet Felix
"Thanks for your massage and Im interested for this fisting". - Sam Chika
"I don't think that I'm talking to human being like me I think you are a robot". - Mark Obi |
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Scrutinizer
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Feb 2019
Posts: 163
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Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:09 pm |
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Today´s harvest:
JOHN BONHAM
FBI
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Scrutinizer
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Feb 2019
Posts: 163
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Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:45 pm |
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And....drumroll....
Mrs. Melania Trump
First Lady of the United States of America
She advises me to get my fund released. The lawyer will accept a
..drumroll..
Google Play Card of 100USD.
Seriously..do these lads have sub-zero IQ, or is it all that khat they are chewing? |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:01 pm |
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Today´s harvest:
JOHN BONHAM
FBI
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Holy carp! You're being baited by Dean Winchester! (Wonder how many of you will get that reference) |
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x8     < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
 x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Jimlad
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Aug 2011
Posts: 345
Location: East Acton Labour Exchange
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Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:12 am |
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Mr. Christ Richard
From whom I will be receiving:
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| the sum of $2,500.00 per Lump |
Lumps of what? I shudder to think. Although maybe this lad's a coal merchant.  |
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Owner of the world's greatest collection of 14th century Italian explosions.
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"KISS MY GUN NEXT WEEK, TELLING ANY ONE WILL MAKE YOU DIE FASTER". - Hitlad Joshua Clement
"What i have to regret is to have TAToo on my lift forearm, because, i will lose my community member. then will serpent me". - Prophet Felix
"Thanks for your massage and Im interested for this fisting". - Sam Chika
"I don't think that I'm talking to human being like me I think you are a robot". - Mark Obi |
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Lord
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Sep 2017
Posts: 1584
Location: In Tarantinoverse
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Fri May 03, 2019 10:52 am |
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From:
Mr.Tom West Western union
Director of Moneygram |
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WELL THAT IS YOUR BUSINESS OLD FOOL GO AND ASK YOUR FUCKING STINKING OLD PUPSY MUGU GREEN BASTARD. - Mr David Mark
"I will fight with my last blood to make someone else the beneficiary of this fund. I never know you both are this stupid" UBA Bank fun with partyworm. |
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Fri May 03, 2019 10:56 am |
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puk
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Oct 2018
Posts: 61
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Fri May 03, 2019 5:41 pm |
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Note I am working with the US Treasury Department if you don't stop further communication with Rev. Emeka we are goin to sue you.
STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION OR ELSE.
SMITH JOHNSON |
US Treasury diplomat Mr. SMITH JOHNSON!  |
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“I am not scam, I am not homosexual?”-confused lad
“A FOOL AT FOURTY IS A FOOL FOREVER”-lad’s wisdom
“IF YOU CONTACT ME AGAIN THUNDER WILL WIPE YOUR
GENERATION ON THIS EARTH” -fraudstrated lad
“Remember, A CLOSE MOUTH IS A CLOSE DESTINY AND NEVER YOU CLOSE YOUR MOUTH...” -another lad’s wisdom
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Zombini
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2019
Posts: 283
Location: My favorite place on Earth
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Sat May 04, 2019 12:10 am |
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I got one the other day from:
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| Mr, Moon Genesis Chikwadom |
Sent by:
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| chimamarrox godsrichchikwadom |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Sat May 04, 2019 4:02 pm |
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Not so much a stupid name - just a stupid job title.
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Rev John Francis.
United Nations Under-DELICATE for Internal Oversight. |
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LOTS
David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Tue May 07, 2019 3:47 am |
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This lads surname sums him up nicely.
From the Desk of:
Alex Dumisini
Branch Managing Director
Zenith Bank Plc. |
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The last word is mine.
A few 
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Sun May 12, 2019 7:44 am |
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We are waiting for your response.
Mr White Gentleman.
United Nations
Direct line: +229 6#####41 |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Scrutinizer
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Feb 2019
Posts: 163
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Wed May 15, 2019 12:10 pm |
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Oh...I am blessed? Sweet Jeezus....
"bla bla bla...perfection of the documents that will back you up with the claim for
immediate release of the fund into your account.
Regards,
Mr Christ." |
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Jimlad
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Aug 2011
Posts: 345
Location: East Acton Labour Exchange
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Wed May 22, 2019 8:34 am |
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Today's crop:
REV. GENESIS DEBORAH
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APOSTLE ISAAC |
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Owner of the world's greatest collection of 14th century Italian explosions.
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"KISS MY GUN NEXT WEEK, TELLING ANY ONE WILL MAKE YOU DIE FASTER". - Hitlad Joshua Clement
"What i have to regret is to have TAToo on my lift forearm, because, i will lose my community member. then will serpent me". - Prophet Felix
"Thanks for your massage and Im interested for this fisting". - Sam Chika
"I don't think that I'm talking to human being like me I think you are a robot". - Mark Obi |
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Fri May 24, 2019 4:12 pm |
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At least one lad is taking inspiration from the Game of Thrones finale:
Maisie Williams approved a $7.5 M IMF fund for me.
Another one of my lads seems hungry to get paid:
Mr Buffet Jackson wants me to pay him $150 by iTunes cards. |
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Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
Woody: Accra-Singapore
Archie x2: Lagos-Natitingou, Abuja-Niamey
John W, Rev Ozzy, Lil Richard, Zenith, Ever Bank, Robert M, Archie x2 |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat May 25, 2019 1:46 am |
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Happiness Samuel
She's the "young lady (refugee)" from Gambia that the Lad who wants my debit card was referring to. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed May 29, 2019 9:15 am |
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George Fred of the United States Customs Service, JFK Airport - it's like they couldn't be bothered.
Promise William, a Moneygram Director somewhere in Nigeria. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:08 am |
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Dickson Donald is a refugee from Sierra Leone who's suffering from moniker reversal.
GODSLOVE OLELEWE is receiving money for Godwin Emefiele at the Central Bank of Nigeria. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Jimlad
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Aug 2011
Posts: 345
Location: East Acton Labour Exchange
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Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:25 am |
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This one's a corker, received this morning:
Mrs.vagina Kabore
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Owner of the world's greatest collection of 14th century Italian explosions.
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"KISS MY GUN NEXT WEEK, TELLING ANY ONE WILL MAKE YOU DIE FASTER". - Hitlad Joshua Clement
"What i have to regret is to have TAToo on my lift forearm, because, i will lose my community member. then will serpent me". - Prophet Felix
"Thanks for your massage and Im interested for this fisting". - Sam Chika
"I don't think that I'm talking to human being like me I think you are a robot". - Mark Obi |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:24 am |
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I asked my lad using the name “Narri Nobbb” (sic) why he was using an email address of [email protected] and got the following...
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| THANKS THE NAME IS Narri Nobbb Warm OK |
Oh dear. |
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LOTS
David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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