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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Tue Oct 30, 2018 11:26 pm |
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Continued funny stuff from the lads' facebook pages and groups.
This guy selling hacked facebook accounts from the toilet
This guy upset that his victim won't pay him
This one claiming to have juju to make victims see dwarfs and send moneygram.
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_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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shmuckers
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Aug 2008
Posts: 139
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Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:56 pm |
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I love these, please post more if you find them. |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun Nov 11, 2018 6:14 pm |
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Glad you like them. Here's some more....
This guy who isn't getting any sympathy begging from scammers
Teach this young man to scam For God's Sake
Donald Trump will deliver your iPhone
This guy is getting a shakedown by the local cop
Seems legit
Lad wants others to believe his mystic juju caused his victim to immediately pay
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_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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oblated
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2018
Posts: 90
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Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:07 pm |
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In the help page (scambaiting terms and definitions), I didn't see the definition of "gee". Can it be added? |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:00 pm |
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^^^It's just an abbreviation for the first letter in "Guyman" or "Guy."
Uhm...25 Euros?
Can't wait to read the "How to avoid the call from a gay, menstruating assassin" format.
That's not very cuddly or huggable.
I don't think this can be sent electronically.
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:14 pm |
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Ganja mon. FWIW, ganja is not a Jamaican slang but Sanskrit for hemp.
I hope that the lad doing his scamming from the commode suffers from intense and incurable hemorrhoids later in his life. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Starbuck5
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 617
Location: Hy Brasil
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Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:07 pm |
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As shmuckers said: love these! |
_________________ My Sty x 564
- Steven Mnuchin
IF YOU EVER WRITE ME AGAIN I WILL CALL THE CORPS ON YOU, STAY AWAY FROM MY EMAILS - Mr. Paul Adams
You are some kind of schizophrenic i guess? - Richard Summers
REALLY BRO
AM NOT SLEEP YESTERDAY
TILL NOW AM VEX
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i told my mummy she not happy
------- Sammie
WE ARE WITH INTERPOL AND FBI /CIA BOTH SCOTLAND YARD POLICE THERE IN UK, WE FIND OUT IN OUR DATABASE THAT YOU ARE TAKING PEOPLE BANK ACCOUNT FOR FUNS OR A JOKE. WHAT DID YOU USED THOSE ACCOUNT YOU COLLECTED FROM ASIA USA AND AFRICA TO DO,??? WE NEED YOUR GOOD ANSWER BEFORE TAKING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU. - Some lad of mine on an alt acc. Investigations are on-going |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:53 pm |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:01 pm |
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"With picture"
"Mensuration"
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_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:51 pm |
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Do I even want to know what those formats are? Sounds disturbing |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:37 pm |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:26 pm |
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^^ Based on his specimen, I don't see a bright scamming future for this lad.
(Does anyone know what "Condeans" are?) |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:48 pm |
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^^^^ Anyone who wants a mensuration format has to keep up with the latest news on the redefinition of the kilogram. |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Apr 23, 2019 3:39 am |
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bware419ers wrote: |
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I love that Jane Hoefling's signature reads "L Balm." Not remotely close. "Selfie be dis" is right on the money. (I wish the DMV took driver's license photos outside, in open sunshine.) |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Birlic
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Oct 2016
Posts: 4933
Location: In the Chapel
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Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:15 am |
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^^^ I'm the only one who noticed that Lady Jane has a Driver License issued by the authorities of New South Wales - Austraila? |
_________________ Let the lads come to me!
- A lot of & many ; ; ; ; 4x ; 3x ; ; 35x ; 🍰 ;
- My travel agency: Accra-Tamale; Akure-Kamba; Akure-Bohicon; Bamako-Siguiri; Banjul-Basse; Banjul-Dakar; Banjul-Karang; BeninCity-Lagos; BeninCity-Seme; Brikama-Basse; Brikama-Dakar; 2xBrikama-Karang; Brussels-Lausanne; Cotonou-Accra; Cotonou-Djougou; Idiroko-Aneho; 2xIdiroko-Cotonou; Idiroko-HillaCondji; Lagos-Abuja; Lagos-Bamako; Lagos-Bida; 7xLagos-Cotonou; Lagos-Lome; 2xLagos-Seme; Owerri-Abuja; Warri-Cotonou; |
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Advaita
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Apr 2019
Posts: 56
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Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:06 am |
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....Does anyone know what "Condeans" are?
This should have been "Conditions", i.e. - S - glasses or corrective lenses |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:50 am |
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Birlic wrote: |
Lady Jane has a Driver License issued by the authorities of New South Wales - Austraila |
Actually "New south wales..." |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:27 pm |
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Lip balms have driver's licenses? Here is a proper DMV photo taken indoors.
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_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Posted:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 1:26 pm |
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Nothing like a bit of de-education...
I'm told this bastard will be targeted by the lad transit:
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:07 pm |
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There is no honor among thieves.
Confusion on what to do and if it is acceptable...
Edited to fix images. |
_________________ | SCAMWARNERS | PREMIUM | REQUIRED READING | REPORT BANK ACCOUNTS | FOLLOW 419EATER ON TWITTER
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"FFS." - Capone
- Toomuchfun
- Irishemigrant
"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri May 03, 2019 1:14 am |
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The lad needs photochop help, or a good pick up line.
Surefire format:
Enough to piss you off:
Why I have no qualms turning about turning a lad into a paranoid shell, scared of every message alert they receive.
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_________________ | SCAMWARNERS | PREMIUM | REQUIRED READING | REPORT BANK ACCOUNTS | FOLLOW 419EATER ON TWITTER
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"FFS." - Capone
- Toomuchfun
- Irishemigrant
"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Wed May 08, 2019 12:33 pm |
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Hard to believe someone from the internet, on a scammer's group page might ever steal from somebody...
Get your high quality ID. I guess the idea is to draw the eyes away from the potential errors.
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_________________ | SCAMWARNERS | PREMIUM | REQUIRED READING | REPORT BANK ACCOUNTS | FOLLOW 419EATER ON TWITTER
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"FFS." - Capone
- Toomuchfun
- Irishemigrant
"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat May 11, 2019 10:30 am |
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bware419ers wrote: |
It's just an abbreviation for the first letter in "Guyman" or "Guy."
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'Gee' is probably lads going all 1337 after the rest of the world has pretty much abandoned it.
This goes way back. Lads referred themselves as G Men in the early days of the internet. It probably amused them as a tag because they used various heads of the FBI in their formats and regarded themselves as some kind of scamming elite. A lad in-joke. G Man, Guy or Guyman are interchangeable. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Mon May 13, 2019 4:10 pm |
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No. Just, no!
Info to help your baits:
BVN stands for "Bank Verification Number" and is a biometric-based identification system. It may be used as an identifier at any bank in Nigeria.
This one pisses me off, to no end:
Who are Naira Marley, Zlatan, and Rahman Jago? Read here.
How pissed am I? Bounty time. I will donate $10 to Eater for every trophy posted with a lad holding a sign that says, "Free Jose Cuervo. All other lads pay double." Deadline is seven days from this post. Fuckers. |
_________________ | SCAMWARNERS | PREMIUM | REQUIRED READING | REPORT BANK ACCOUNTS | FOLLOW 419EATER ON TWITTER
X 7035
X 17
"FFS." - Capone
- Toomuchfun
- Irishemigrant
"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Wed May 15, 2019 2:42 pm |
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Done. Time to pay up
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_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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