Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?

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Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:44 pm

Once upon a time there was a scammer named Jenny. Jenny was a frustrated soul who tried and tried to find true love but there were always roadblocks such as her employer Mr. Bobby faking his own death so that the British authorities were looking for her for crimes she did not commit and getting herself kidnapped by a 'Junk' who kept her in a cage but there was a Maid who let her use a ladtop when said Junk wasn't around until she was caught and fed to the dog and...well you get the idea. Oh and there was a titillating Cat Fight between Jugs and Candy:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=227723&highlight=cat+fight

AND a love triangle with her new protector Fonzie starting on page four of the thread but I suggest reading it in all its Glory:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=236232&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Our hero Mills tried to help the love of his life until she finally blocked him and although Jenny did still correspond with Trucker Chuck and Darla (to name a couple) on FaceBook she was eventually shut down leaving quite a void in the Author's life. This was actually her although the accounts have been traded a few times over the years:

Quite the looker eh? Well she might not look the same these days as we began out affair on July 17, 2012.

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=234663&highlight=sands

Today I logged back into my old account and found a message from her so I guess the game is back on:

Quote:

Jugs:Hello Mills .... write me when you get my Text ., Good morning
Mills:Jenny?
Jugs:Yeah
Hi
Mills: My Jugs I have missed you

Depending on what version I get of Jenny this could be interesting...

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Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:52 pm

So funny that she's back... guess the account got sold again. Laughing

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 12:36 pm

Jugs is the grift that keeps on giving. Much like Darla's crabs.

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 4:04 pm

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I miss that surly nutbag!

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 11:01 pm

^I was gonna say the same about er well nevermind.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

nurly slutbag

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 9:18 pm

^moneyp**

The Lad seems to have some knowledge of the previous Bait which is refreshing as I don't really...

Quote:

Mals:You blocked me
Jugs:Its fine
Mals:What's fine my love?
Jugs:How have you been
Am no more your love
You must have had a lot women you'll have used
Mals:Hmmm
I have been worried about you because of that Junk
Jugs:Really
Mals:Yes really
Jugs:Okay
MISSED VIDEO CALL
Mals: Did you hear that strange Beep Boop Beep Bop Beep noise?
Jugs:What noise ?
Mals: It was strange. Maybe closer to a Bippedy Boppedy Boop noise come to think of it
Jugs:I on get
Mals: You on get what?
Jugs: I don't get
Mals:Oh nevermind. Honey where have you been????
Jugs: The UK
Mals: You moved back? what about the warrants out for your arrest because of that bastard Mr. Bobby
Jugs:Well ... I got free and am better now ... Things fell back to places
Mals:I hope you kicked that Junk in the you know what
Jugs: I don't know where he is ... I just got back a few months ago
Looking to relocate
Mals: ok
Jugs:I'll talk to you in an hour
Mals: ok
WAY LATER
Jugs:Hi
Am here now
Mals:I was missing you my Jugs
Jugs: am here now
Mals: Where do you want to relocate to?
Jugs:I really don't have place to go... I've not been lucky
Mals: You don't need luck if you have me my love
A SERIES OF NEW JENNY PHOTOS
Jugs: I got better
Mals: More better?
Jugs:Yeah...
ANOTHER MISSED VIDEO CALL
Mals:You must have gained weight since we last met
You must have gained weight since we last met
YEAH I SENT THAT TWICE
AND A LONG PAUSE SINCE NEW JENNY IS CORNFUSE
Jugs:Yeah I did gain a lotta weight
Mals: You wear it well
Jugs:Thanks ... Where are you at ?
Mals: In my pajamas
Either way you have a big arse
Jugs:Lol
I meant where are you
Mals: Oh. Hahahaha
am at home here in New York
Jugs:Ohhh.. How about Mrs. Cox ?
Mals: She still works for me
Jugs:Ohhh
Mals: Her arse has also gotten bigger
But between her and with a stretch Carleto the Pool Boy I have no real Females in my life
Jugs:I did not need to know that LAUGH EMOGIES
Mals: It isn't gross or anything just much more bigger than it was
Jugs:Ohhh.... You've should have married now
Mals:I was wailing for you
Jugs:CREEPY EMOGIES
Mals: My Jugs I really want to come visit you and that giant arse in the United Kingdom
Jugs:Leaving UK soon
Mals:Hurh? (Darla's 'Hurh' read in a Scooby Doo Voice).

Demmit I forgot to mention Fonzie...

EH?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 12:11 am

Demmit I've missed this Bunch O Fun...

Quote:

Mals: Good afternoon my Jugs
Jugs:Hi... How are you doing ?
Mals: I'm wonderful now that you are here
Jugs:Hmmmm
Mals:?
Jugs:How did your day go ?
Ohhh
It's 23: 30 here
So , how's your day going ...
My phone is getting turned off soon
Mals: Why is that my love?
Jugs: I have the bills un paid , so I've been using a prepaid tho
Mals: Oh. That is sad but life goes on
Jugs:Yeah sure .... Help me
I'll have more time with an iTunes card
SOME EMOGIES
Mals: Didn't you used to call me Sir? I liked that
Jugs:Not anymore
Will you get me an iTunes card for my phone
Mals: I will but you should be nicer to me and tell me what your plans for us is in the future
Jugs:OK.. Am sorry., but I don't know your plans for me either...
But I need the iTunes card for me ASAP
Mals: That is more better but you forgot to call me Sir
Jugs:Not yet mals... It will take time
Mals: Is this because of that bastard Fonzie?
Jugs:Please let us not remember a lot of all this I'm forgetting....
Can we start afresh please
Mals: I suppose we can try but we do have a long History as Lovers so it will not be easy
Jugs:Yes... I know, mals can you please let's continue this conversion ... Because I have few hours before my phone gets turned off ... Are you far from the store ? If you're close by , please I appeal that you help me get ITunes gift card from the close by store .., THANKS
Mals: My Jugs I am in my dressing robe and have a bun in the oven at the moment
Jugs:Okay , so you will have to get dressed and wait for your bun to get done
Mals: Jugs? You aren't exactly respecting my feelings especially when I am trying to help you
Jugs:I don't understand what you mean ? Is it that you cannot go ?
Even after you're done with your stuffs ..? So what are your plans about the iTunes card ?/when do you wanna get it for me
Mals:If you would actually be nice and act like you cared about me then perhaps I can tell you my cunning plan
Jugs:I will not be able to chat with you anymore if my phone gets turned off , will you help me with the ITunes card .... Will you please help me before I get turned off ?
Mals: Once again a bit more better don't you agree?
Jugs:Am confused ... Am asking you a thing and you're saying something else
Mals: Am merely commenting on how we are having a civilized conversation whilst all the while we want to have mad animal sex with eachother. I find that rather titilating
Jugs:And why are you not gonna help with my iTunes card so we can have a titillating conversation just like what you what
San
Want
Mals: No please, no thanks, just demands. Ever since you grew that massive yet luscious arse you have been rather crusty I must say
Jugs: Have a great evening ... Bye
Mals: Well if you don't want my help I suppose I will wish you the best my love.
I like to think that I am a Smooth Operator in Business and in Love.
LONG PAUSE
AND just might have some good news for you
Jugs: SAD EMOGIES
Mals: ?
Jugs:You don't seem to have interest in what will make me happy , I just might not need to keep talking to you , I really am not cut out for all the stuffs
You're bringing to the table ..
Mals: am very interested I must say
Jugs:What's the good news ?
Mals: You forgot to call me Sir once again but the good news is that if you want we can finally be together.
Jugs:That's a bad news ..... Bye
Mals: Money as in lots of money is bad news?
Jugs:Shitty talks... Don't just talk money...spend it...
Mals: Am loving it when you talk naughty to me. Let me get my credit card...
LONG PAUSE
Since you aren't in the listening mood I'll bid you pleasant dreams and such
Just remember I have Money and want to spend it but I can be rather selective on where or who I spend it on.
Jugs:Whatever...
Mals: ?
Jugs:I don't care...
Mals: I care
Jugs:That's your problem... You don't respect me... So bye
Mals: Is that reverse psychology because if it is I tried that on a Dutch girl by the name of Limosine or something and it didn't work.
Jugs:You're not making sense....
Mals: How so?
Jugs:Don't ask me ... Where is the ITunes card , you're surely gonna say another rubbish
You want me to be nice and you aren't
Mals:Well I've figured out how to send you the money that you so deserve and I've figured out how we can be together and fulfill our needs to well you know what our needs are I trust and I've figured out a strategy for making sure you are happy in the meantime but you simply won't listen.

OP IS SMOOTH

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