The Shorty Saga

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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:08 pm

Peter Osoja, aka "Shorty," was one of the most intensely baited lads in Eater history. He was baited by a dozen or more baiters, independently and as a coordinated group, using many dozens of different characters, over a period of seven years. He lived in a truly insane fantasy world throughout that time, with the highlights perhaps being his stints as a wildly successful (in his own mind) screenwriter in "the Hollywood," and later Bollywood.

But that's not to overlook his long love affair with Lucy (who at one point started turning into a cat); his work as a secret agent for the CIA and FBI; his lovely holiday in Abidjan; his difficult relationship with a hard-ass female boss in the CIA and a wildly horny young female agent; his passionate affair with a spectacularly wealthy CIA agent, who died and left all her money to him; an extended court battle over said inheritance; and dozens more characters and wacky situations. In one very memorable period he did a crossover bait safari with Hector, who was another legendary lad.

The number of posts during that bait run into hundreds of pages so buckle up, you're in for a long ride and many hours of hilarious reading! Laughing