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Scrutinizer
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Feb 2019
Posts: 163
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Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:42 am |
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From an email:
"I just got a message from Mrs.F*ssler Ther*sa; informing me here that you are Dead with your death certificate presented. What is going on my dear firend (Are you Truly Dead?) Yes/No. If (No) comply with instructions and receive your compensation fund immediately."
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Birlic
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Oct 2016
Posts: 4933
Location: In the Chapel
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Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:43 am |
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Nothing new. 
- Every time I answer: "YES, I'm dead now. But last month I was still alive. I'd like to know what's going on and if there's more details available. Please explain!"
- If the idiot responds to the message, trying to continue with his already prepared text, I briefly communicate to him: "Sir, I did not refer to this business affair... but to the way I died. You know something about it?"
- I had a case where an idiot told me about "the horrible way in which I died in an air-plane crash"... he even gave me a link. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:25 am |
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"Are you dead or alive?"
Was a common email title from lads if you hadn't responded to them fast enough for their liking.
I had one really annoying lad that would put "Today is Monday, Tuesday"....etc as an email title if I was bit lax in getting back.
Of course, I'd just wait another day and reply that he was wrong about what day it was.  |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Thu Apr 04, 2019 5:12 pm |
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I've gone off on a rant to try to get the lad off script. Was it my bastard brother who told you that, the little prick, etc. A few messages of anger and hatred (thast ignores the request for cash) can often pull the lad into the conversation quite nicely. |
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Scrutinizer
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Feb 2019
Posts: 163
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Thu Apr 04, 2019 5:23 pm |
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I am not baiting this one. Just stumbled across it. Thanks for the tips  |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:48 pm |
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That is a fun one give him a shout it might go nowhere but can be a lot of amusement for a few days  |
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oscarpiles
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Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:06 pm |
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Y'know playing the Ghost of my character could be a lot of fun... |
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Jimlad
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Aug 2011
Posts: 345
Location: East Acton Labour Exchange
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Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:14 am |
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I often get lads asking me if I'm dead. I always say yes and they always follow up with some pseudo-religious crap along the lines of "may you rest in peace, amen"... thinking a dead person is reading their messages. Do these halfwits even know what "dead" is? |
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