Out of the Sink Into The Pot - NSFW

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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:35 pm

I was handed this lad from another baiter, but didn't friend them immediately. They posted this on their profile: "Gents we need to talk about the abuse that we also suffer from women" followed by a long rant about how every problem is caused by women...

Chloe commented: " If you have problems with women, maybe try out a man sometime. 🤣🤣🤣 #truth"

The lad, who we will call Khafellatio asked, "What?"

Chloe explained: "If you don't like it, quit it. Or stop your bitching."

Quote:

Tue 9:33 AM Khafellatio is waving at you!
Chloe:

Khafellatio: Was up with yah
Chloe: Not you
Khafellatio: I don't get
How are you doing
Chloe: I
Am
Bored
You caused that.
You
Are
Boring
Get it?
Khafellatio: No
How did I caused it
And why are you bored
OK now I get you
Chloe: Fuck
Khafellatio: You are very beautiful
And very adorable
Chloe: You have a fat belly.
Khafellatio: Lol
You are very funny
I am doing a work out now
Watching my late night consumption of food

Chloe: You need many more workouts.
Put your phone down and go do some exercises.
Khafellatio: And going to the gym
Chloe: See ya.
Khafellatio: I do a lot of sit up now
That pics was 6 months ago
Chloe: Of course it was.
So you know, liars get blocked.
Khafellatio: What do I stand to gain by lying to you
Absolutely nothing
Chloe: Yes. Ask yourself that.
Because the first time you lie, you lose that chance to bore me further.
Khafellatio: If my fat belly is reduced it is to my health advantage
So I need not lie

Chloe: Hmmmmm...six months ago?
Khafellatio: <Image from Chloe's FB profile>
Nice wedding ring
Chloe: Picture taken in a mirror?
That's a thick silver band idiot. There's no diamond.
Khafellatio: Idiot?
Chloe: If you act like one, you get called one.
Khafellatio: Lol
Hahaha
You are hot you know
<Another Image From Chloe's FB Profile>
Chloe: I do.
I hear it all the time. It gets boring. No originality.
Khafellatio: But it is the truth
Chloe: I know
Khafellatio: Anyway's I am Abraham
I just keep wondering why you made that comment on my post
Cos I don't bitch or do homo
Just wrote that based on my social observations of some women
Chloe: Your profile says you are Khafellatio.
I wrote it because if you don't like women, then leave them alone and figure something else out.
Or quit bitching.
Khafellatio: Khafellatio is like a nickname
Friends call me
I love women
Chloe: Then quit bitching about them.
Khafellatio: Did you really read and digest my write up
That wasn't bitching
Just a way of telling women to appreciate your whatever their boyfriend/lover/husbands do for them
As little as it may be....the love dey show should be reciprocated
Chloe: Finally, so we'll move past the boredom. Let's look at what your ass wrote:
We end up In prisons, morgues, indebted and depressed because of them sometimes.
Nope. That's based on the decisions men made. Women do not make decisions for anybody except themselves.
Do not lay blame.
Khafellatio: Most abusers found joy in calling us trash.
I don't support that
Chloe: If you are abused, leave. Your decision. Again. That simple.
Of course you don't because you wrote all that silly shit.
Khafellatio: Sometimes we are pushed beaten and called derogatory words.
I guess no matter what I say
Chloe: Then walk away. Leave. Your decision to stay.
Khafellatio: My opinions won't matter
When we react then we are called women abusers.
Chloe: No need to react. Walk away. Your decision to react.
We become alcoholics and always hang out in pubs or street corners because we are scared or loathe to go home.
Khafellatio: Yes there is no need remaining in a relationship that one is abused or been unhappy ovee
Chloe: Bullshit.
Then quit bitching about it and leave.
Everything you wrote can be solved by leaving.
EVERY
THING
PERIOD
But, you're just looking for a reason to bitch.
This is why I don't keep men.
Fucking whiny babies.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 11:59 pm

Whatshisname Wrote:

Quote:

I don't bitch or do homo

I beg to differ...

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:55 pm

Quote:

Khafellatio: Hmmmm
<Another Image From FB>
Nice smile
Chloe: Boring. I know what I look like.
Khafellatio: Says you
This is why I don't keep men.
So you do women?
Chloe: I mean I don't keep boyfriends.
And, I have. Why limit half the population?
Khafellatio: Guess it's your choice
Chloe: I know it is.
Khafellatio: Cos there are still good guys out there
Chloe: Good at sex? Yes. Good at relationships? No.
Khafellatio: Not all
Both sex have their short cuts
Chloe: Oh, I agree. A woman can't put a dick in me.
A man always bitches like a little boy.
Khafellatio: Not all men
Please you need to eradicate this notion
Chloe: You did.
Khafellatio: That was a write up
Not a life experience
As copied
Chloe: Then you posted it. Posting it was bitching.
Take responsibility for your actions.
Like a real man.
Khafellatio: Anyways no need elongating on that cos I already accepted the "Leaving Solution"
Walk away
Chloe: Oh, I do.
Khafellatio: How many Facebook account do you have
Chloe: 1
Why?
Khafellatio: Cos your account says nothing much about you
No family member
Just one or 2 person comments on your posts
Customised pictures
Chloe: Hmmm...You have no family member.
Not much about you
What is a customised picture?
Why would I share so much with strangers?
I've had my ID stolen.
I've been stalked.
I work in media marketing. I know the dangers.
Chloe: How many profiles do you have?
Khafellatio: Just one Facebook account
Over 10 years now
Or so
Everything about me
Chloe: I share what I want with whom I want. Not with the world. That's a stupid thing to do. The government already tracks us all the time.
Khafellatio: Well been stalked is really bad
Hmmmmm
I am educated
With your tips
Guess I have to deactivate the account sometimes later
Chloe: Ok
SO, you have no family?
And what's your job?
Khafellatio: I have a daughter
A cleaner in Dubai
Chloe: Oh
A kid
Sorry about that
Khafellatio: It's ok
She is the best thing to happen to my life
Chloe: Ok
Khafellatio: Wat about you
Kids?
Married?
Chloe: Oh hell no.
Khafellatio: How old are you
Hmm April 1990
29
Chloe: Not yet.
28
Khafellatio: Wat a coincidence
My mum is April 1st
Chloe: Ok
Khafellatio: Wat is the time over there now
Chloe: 11:31
Why?
Khafellatio: Am or pm
Chloe: Really?
You don't know east from west?
Khafellatio: No I dont
Chloe: AM
Khafellatio: Thanks
Chloe: What do you clean there? Like bathrooms and such?
?
Khafellatio: I am a kitchen steward
Chloe: You clean the kitchen?
Khafellatio: Yes and all items used in the kitchen
Pots
Plates
Glasses
Chloe: Oh. A dishwasher.
Khafellatio: Both dish washing
And the floor
Everything within the kitchen
A mopper and dishwasher.
Are you on whatsapp
Let me send you a video while at work
Chloe: No. Why would I be?
Khafellatio: So you will understand better
Chloe: No need. I've seen people wash dishes and mop.
Khafellatio: I do all
Really
Chloe: Yes
I've eaten at Chef's tables before.
Khafellatio: It is a combined duty here
Aren't you going to work
Chloe: I am at work
Khafellatio: OK ...when is your lunch break
Chloe: It was from 11 to 11:30. Why?
Khafellatio: Wondered if you have taken lunch
Chloe: Yes.
Khafellatio: What did u take for lunch
Chloe: Shrimp PoBoy.
You?
Khafellatio: Just ate dinner now
Rice and stew
It is 9:18 pm herr
Chloe: k
Khafellatio: Rice is a common food down in my country
For me it boost my libido Shocked

Chloe: We have rice here.
Khafellatio: Makes me very agile after sipping down with a glass of bitter kola wated Shocked

Water
Chloe: Agile?
Rice makes you agile?
LOL
Khafellatio: Yes
Don't know why but it does
I can go 30minutes non stop

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:09 pm

Quote:

I can go 30minutes non stop

Pot washing?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:14 am

Pure perfection! Mr. Green

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:35 am

@Discombobulated lass, that made me laugh.

Quote:

Chloe: Honestly, that is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. No offense.
Khafellatio: Lol
No offence
But really that's me
Chloe: Uhm...agile means to move quickly and easily.
Khafellatio: Yes but in the other form Shocked

Chloe: So you mean rice makes you move faster and in an easier way?
What the fuck is "the other form?"
Lol
Never mind
So, you really have no idea what you are talking about.
Khafellatio: I do
Chloe: Does this shit work with other women?
Khafellatio: But I am shy sort of
Chloe: Ok
Khafellatio: Let me spill it out
It brings out the agility of my sexual prowess
Don't know how but I could go 30mins in the first round of sex with a woman
Chloe: And how long can you go with a man?
Khafellatio: Shit
Chloe: It sounds like women don't turn you on.
Khafellatio: I don't do men
I am straight 100%
Who says women don't turn me on?
Chloe: You did.
You last 30 minutes.
Khafellatio: <More Images from FB> This 2 pics of yours already turned me on
Chloe: Of course, it could be the rice in that fat belly causing it.
Yes, you sent that before.
Khafellatio: The erect nipple
That ass oh my God
Chloe: I'm sure it turns most men on.
Khafellatio: Wonder Wat is in between that short
Chloe: You all send me messages commenting on it.
If you don't know, then you're a bigger idiot than I thought.
Khafellatio: Just to tell you I am 100% straight
Chloe: Lol
Khafellatio: Bring it on
Chloe: I'm not.
Khafellatio: You call me names
The more you call me names
The more I see the inner beauty in you
I know you are not
Chloe: And a woman with a dildo can last forever. Much longer than 30 minutes.
Khafellatio: Dildo can never be like a real big,strong and black dick
Chloe: Oh? You have had both?
Khafellatio: Never
Chloe: Then how would you know?
Khafellatio: Why do you keep saying this
Cos dildo are man made
Chloe: So...
Khafellatio: Synthetic sex toys
Chloe: I've had both. A dildo can do things a dick can't.
Khafellatio: A real dick is from Jah
Chloe: Including staying hard.
Lol
Who is Jah?
Khafellatio: God is Jah
In Jamaican language
Chloe: 1. God ain't fucking you.
or me
Lol
2. You aren't jamaican
Khafellatio: No He is not
He watches over us
Chloe: I've had big cocks and I've had dildos.
Khafellatio: Wow
Chloe: Don't say what you don't know.
Khafellatio: I troway cap for you
Dildoes aren't cocks
They might function almost same
But a dildo is not a dick
Chloe: Look, unless you have had a dick and a dildo, shut up. You don't know. Don't tell me what I know and don't know.
That's how your ass gets blocked.
Oh. Your profile says you are Muslim.
Khafellatio: Yes that is why I go by the name Abdullah
Chloe: How the fuck would I know that.
It says Khafellatio
And Abdonna
And Comrade Donatello.
It seems you don't know who you are.
Khafellatio: I explained that Khafellatio is a nickname
Chloe: Yet you're an expert on dicks and dildos.
Come back when you figure shit out.
The Abdonna is my musical stage name
Chloe: Right now, you're showing your ignorance.
You're a dishwasher. Idea

Khafellatio: Yes to earn cash and foot my bills
Chloe: You should talk to my girl Darla.
She has a music and production company.
They do musicians and actors.
Khafellatio: That would be very nice
Thanks for the connect
Chloe: But, you know shit about dick and dildos. Remember that.
Khafellatio: Yes boss
I don't know shit

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^LOL that would be about right, young man.

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:59 am

Sorry for a long post, but if there are dishes and water, let's get to the meat and potatoes.

Quote:

Khafellatio: I should chat her up and tell her I got her contact from you right?
Chloe: Sure.
Khafellatio: Thanks a million
I do appreciate
Chloe: You should tell her about your rice and agility, too.
Khafellatio: Noo
It is strictly business
Chloe: Laughter is good business.
Khafellatio: Yes it is
Aries are fun to be with
Are you busy?
Chloe: Always.
Khafellatio: Okay
What is your name
Chloe: Chloe
Duh
Are you going to ask stupid questions now while I work?

It was a fair question. Chloe's pictures come from a pron star <--It's safe to click. She has also been used by vlads and lads for other profiles. I change the images so they may not be found under usual searches. So lads will not use them, each picture gets a watermark. here's an example of one of the pictures: https://imgur.com/ldJjqjJ

That will explain the next part.

Quote:

Khafellatio: Not at all
Spelt without the C and L
Lol
Chloe: Glad you find my name funny.
Khafellatio: Yes very funny
Chloe: What kind of music do you make?
Khafellatio: Hiphop
I rap and sing
What kind of music do you listen to
Chloe: Some hip hop and rap, pop, c&w, R&b, trip hop, k-pop
Khafellatio: Good
Chloe: Classic rock
Khafellatio: I have over 30 songs written by me
But some are in Pidgin English
Chloe: Where can I hear them?
Khafellatio: I have recorded about 6 of them
They are in the studio with my producer in Nigeria
I will going for my vacation first week in February so I will send them to you
Or upload them on youtube
Hey
Chloe
Chloe: What?
Khafellatio: She has accepted my friend request
But not replied yet
Chloe: ok
Khafellatio: Thanks once again
Can I ask for a favour
Chloe: You may ask
Khafellatio: Can you snap a selfie for me please
Chloe: No
I am at work
Khafellatio: OK dear
As your majesty pleases
Chloe: I may send one later if I get a chance.
Khafellatio: OK dear thanks
Chloe: Maybe.
What do I get in return?
Khafellatio: What do you want
Chloe: I asked you what you would give in return for one.
Khafellatio: My selfie
Is that okay by you!
Chloe: Sure
Khafellatio: OK dear
Chloe: When you send one, then I will have an idea of what you want me to send in return.
Khafellatio:

<Also included is a video of the lad and his friends washing dishes. They break many, many dishes.>
Sent
I am expecting yours
Chloe: I see that belly.
Khafellatio: Okay
Waiting for your selfie
Chloe: STILL at work. I said maybe later.
Repeating the same shit over and over won't make it happen faster.
Probably the other way around.
Khafellatio: Am so sorry
Chloe: Maybe that dish water is making your brain softer.
Khafellatio: Lol
You are so sweet whenever you call me names
Tue 11:07 PM
Khafellatio: Good morning dear
Wed 11:03 AM
<Doctored up Pic of "Chloe">
Khafellatio: Nice one
But I was topless
How is work going
Chloe: Who cares about a man being topless? That turns nobody on.
Work is busy today.
Chloe: How are those dishes?
Khafellatio: The dishes are being washed
Have you had lunch
Chloe: Oh yes.
Prime Rib Wrap. You?
Khafellatio: Sandwich
With a glass of water
Chloe: What kind?
No rice?
Khafellatio: Bread and mayonnaise mixed with egg
Chloe: Fried egg?
Khafellatio: No rice today
Yes fried egg
Chloe: Cheese?
Khafellatio: Noo
Chloe: You missed out.
Khafellatio: Just mayonnaise and a little tomato
Chloe: Ok.
Khafellatio: I am yet to hear from your friend
Chloe: Ok. She may be busy.
They are really good and make big stars.
They deal with performers from all over the world and help them become awesome worldwide.
Khafellatio: I will be very glad to talk to her and make her listen to my songs
Cos I have some good songs in my producers studio back home
Chloe: Some of the auditions are awesome.
Oh. You can't make music there?
Khafellatio: I can but it is quite expensive
compare to my country
Chloe: What do you mean?
Khafellatio: To make a good song in the studio here in Dubai
Cost 1500dirhams
But in Nigeria I will only pay 500dirhams
Moreover the nature of my job
Hardly gives me time to go out
Cos I live where I work
Chloe: You wash dishes 24/7?
Khafellatio: No
But I am always fatigue
At the end of the job
Chloe: You seem to have plenty of time to chat. LOL
Khafellatio: But the money factor is the main issue
I have closed for the day
Wanna see more pics
Chloe: Then you should probably send me more.
But, taking off your shirt doesn't mean I'm going to.
Not the same thing.
Khafellatio: You want nude?
Chloe: LOLZ
Is it worth seeing?
Khafellatio: Don't think so
Chloe: ?
Khafellatio: How is the weather like there
Chloe: Cold
It's supposed to rain. We're getting more snow later this week.
Why did you offer me a nude? Because you want to see me that way?
Khafellatio: Maybe
Chloe: I will only send you the same kind of pics you send me. So...
Khafellatio: Alright dear
Chloe: But, again, a topless man is not the same as a topless woman. So don't think it is.
Khafellatio: But you are still at work at the moment
I would have sent my nude
My dick😀😀😀

Chloe: Nobody can see my monitor LOL
This was the other day at lunch.
<<Image of Chloe, eating>>
Khafellatio: You are adorable
Muah
Chloe: Yeah
I hear that a lot.
Khafellatio: My dream lady
Chloe: Some chickie poo just told me the same thing.
Khafellatio: .lol
Chloe: If you think you need to send it, do what you must.
Khafellatio: Alright
The next day...
Chloe: I guess you didn't feel the need. LOL
Khafellatio: Good morning
How was your night
Chloe: Fun
Khafellatio: That is cool
Day 3 no response yet
Please can you drop her a message on my issue
Chloe: I have.
Khafellatio: So dear
Chloe: I see she is online, but she has not responded. She may be working with one of her other singers.
Khafellatio: OK thanks I really appreciate
Chloe: What is your favorite Western Song?
Khafellatio: Will be looking forward to hear from her
The song or the artiste
Johnny Cash
I walk the line
Chloe: Why those?
Khafellatio: I love the lyrics
They are powerful
Talking to Darla now dear
Chloe: Ok
Khafellatio: Thanks dear
You are an angel
Chloe: I know
Khafellatio: Lol
Wow
We are yet to conclude
She promises to get back to me
Wat are you doing Chloe
Chloe: Working
Khafellatio: What exactly do you do
Chloe: Marketing
Khafellatio: So you could actually market my brand
Chloe: You have a brand?
Khafellatio: I mean my musical talent
Chloe: Oh. Maybe.
Khafellatio: OK dear
Love to hear
Your voice soonest
Chloe: Can I ask you a question?
Khafellatio: Please do
Chloe: Why did you ask if you could send me a nude?
Khafellatio: Baby
I was only kidding
Chloe: Your loss
Khafellatio: Why did you say that
Chloe: I'll let you figure it out.
Khafellatio: I think I already do
Trade by barter
Chloe: Lol
Khafellatio: Wat are your hobbies
Chloe: I like to paint and draw.
Read.
Dance.
Play games
You?
Khafellatio: Watching movies,singing,cooking and playing games
Chloe: Ok.
I'm glad you got to talk to Darla.
Khafellatio: All thanks to you
I already spoke with my producer
If he checks his system and finds the songs
I will send them so you can listen to them
You live alone?
Chloe: I have a roommate. NYC is expensive!
Khafellatio: What kind of apartments?
How much does it go for?
Chloe: Depends on where in the city you live and how big.
Khafellatio: So where you live...how much do you pay?
Chloe: That's kinda personal don't you think?
Khafellatio: If you say so my dear.......Do you cook?
Chloe: Sometimes.
A little
Khafellatio: Your favorite food is what?
You like football?
Chloe: I like the sausage best. Sometimes tuna.
Yes. Sometimes.
Khafellatio: Your football club?
My favourite food is Fufu and groundnut soup
Chloe: Bills
I can see you eating up some fufus.
Khafellatio: I love football a lot and I am a Chelsea fan
Chloe: The ground nut makes sense too.
Who is Chelsea?
Khafellatio: A football club in London
Have you seen fufu before?
Chloe: Chelsea is a girl's name.
Khafellatio: Lol what a coincidence
Chloe: Oh we have fufus all over NYC. Greenwich Village is kinda known for it.
Khafellatio: What about the groundnut soup
Have you seen that top?
Too?
Chloe: Not since my friend Jean got really mad at her husband Tommy.
It's rare here.
Khafellatio: Wow
I am hearing this for the first time
I thought this was strictly African meal
Served only in African Restaurants in New York
Chloe: Not sure. I haven't been to all of the restaurants here.
Khafellatio: Tasted an African meal before?

Then I went offline for awhile. This lad will chat, and chat, and chat, so I thought it best he be introduced to Darla, earlier. Now that they had made contact, maybe we can see what happened...

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:24 pm

^He can chat by himself as you will see...

Quote:

Khafellatio: Hello Darla
From Chloe
I want to discuss somethings with you
Please let me know when you are less busy
About my music
Darla: Am very interested please tell me more
Khafellatio:I am into Hiphop
I have about 30songs written by name
Mostly written in Nigerian pidgin English
At the moment I have 5 recorded songs with my producer in Nigeria
Before I left for Dubai
Where I am at the moment
I am born to sing and act movies cos I am multitalented
I sing and equally rap
Music has been my calling right from a tender age
But the only challenge I have been facing is the area of sponsorship
SO I can showcase to the world at large that I am good and even better than my Nigerian comrades likes of Davido
Whiz kid etc
Ruling the musical world in Africa and the world at large
SO madam I want you to help me to bring out this my God given talents
Darla: Our company founder loves music from the old country as he calls it so maybe we can deal
Khafellatio: Wow
I will be very very grateful
Darla: Give me some time to come up with a plan and I'll be back in touch
Khafellatio:OK madam
I promise I will make you proud and you will always smile when you remember this day
Looking forward to a favourable rezponse

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:38 pm

He can chat...

Quote:

Khafellatio: Busy
Chloe: Same
Khafellatio: . OK dear
Chloe: No picture today?
Khafellatio: There is my love
Let me use the toilet Shocked

Be right back
Chloe: Uhm ok
Khafellatio:
<<Forty minutes later>>

Here now
Chloe: I'm going out for drinks.
You were gone a long time
Khafellatio: Alcoholic?
Chloe: Nope. I'm not even a drunk.
Social drinker.
Khafellatio: Sorry I had to talk to the security guy on my way down
Chloe: Are you being arrested?
Khafellatio: Your favourite drink
No he guards where we reside
Chloe: Pervy Wallbanger
He guards the toilets?
Khafellatio: Lol
You are funny
He guards the building
He was asking me something
A cocktail
Chloe: He guards it from inside the bathrooms?
He asked you for some cock or some tail?
Khafellatio: I met him on the staircase
Chloe: The girls are waiting on me
Gotta run.
Khafellatio: Oh my God
Okay have a nice time
Later
Khafellatio: Thx
How was your outing honey
Hope you had a nice time with the girls
Chloe: Yep
Khafellatio: Back to work?
Chloe: No. Zucchini in the bikini time
What time is it there
Khafellatio: 5:56am
And there
Chloe: 9:20 PM
Khafellatio: Wow...it is late
Guess you are home now?
You have any pet?
Chloe: Yes. Two dogs.
Good night
Khafellatio: Can I see their pics
The Next Day...
Chloe: Good morning
Khafellatio: Good morning my dear
How was your night
Chloe: Fine. Yours?
Khafellatio: Splendid
Are you at work
Chloe: yep
Khafellatio: Hope you have eaten
Did you talk to your friend
Chloe: A banana woke me
Which friend?
Khafellatio: Darla
Lol
Banana woke you how
Chloe: I was dreaming of them.
I needed one inside.
No
Khafellatio: What kind of banana
Lol
Chloe: Chiquita
Khafellatio: Can't you get it at the groceries
Chloe: I had it
Khafellatio: Yes
Chloe: I can get it just about anywhere I desire
Khafellatio: OK babe
Can I see your dogs
Chloe: Let me think about that. They are my babies
Khafellatio: Hmmm
Just a picture
It won't hurt
Chloe: I don't know if you know this, but I had my ID stolen and someone kept putting up pics of them.
Then, they emailed me and threatened to kill my dogs if I didn't pay them.
Khafellatio: Fuck
That is absurd
Chloe: So, do you see why they are like my babies and I have to protect them?
Khafellatio: I do
But baby
Trust me :eyeroll:
Chloe: I can't trust anybody.
Khafellatio: I just wanna see your pet
Afterall
Chloe: Let me see if I have a pic here.
Khafellatio: I am not there
So how do I harm them
Chloe: We will do like before. Send me a pic of your pet and I will send you a pic.
Khafellatio: Baby
Chloe: I am not a baby
Khafellatio: I don't have a pet I love so much except ONe
Sorry I meant babe
Chloe: I am not a babe, either.
Khafellatio: Hmmmm
Chloe: If you want to talk to me, address me with respect.
Khafellatio: I am very sorry
Chloe: That's another way you get blocked.
Khafellatio: Miss Chloe
Chloe: Lie to me. Blocked.
Disrespect me. Blocked.
Got it?
Khafellatio: I have never lied to you
Chloe: And you better never.
Khafellatio: Yes madam
Chloe: Your daughter.
Send her pic and I send one of my baby.
<<He sends an image of a young girl in a dress>>
Name?
Khafellatio: Dani
Edna
Chloe: <<Image of Chloe with a dog>>
This is Charlie
Khafellatio: Yours?
Wow
I am scared of dogs
Chloe: Why? Tell me what happened?
Khafellatio: I was once bitten by a dof
Dog
Chloe: How? What led up to it?
Khafellatio: Many years ago
Chloe: and
Khafellatio: I went to check on my gf
In my area in Nigera2
Chloe: k
Khafellatio: In an unfinished building. ..I didn't know a local dog was close by
I got bitten by the dog
Chloe: What's a local dog? Like one that isn't registered with the AKC?
Khafellatio: I can never forget that day
Yes
Not Registered
Locally bred
Chloe: What made him bite you?
Khafellatio: I guess when I saw the dog
I tried to threatened it
By shouting and picking a stone
Chloe: Where did he bite you?
Khafellatio: My leg
Chloe: What part of the leg?
Khafellatio: My ankle
Chloe: Wow
How did that make you feel?
Khafellatio: Terrible. ..I started having this phobia for dogs
Chloe: Tell me about it
<<He Sends a Voice Message>>
Khafellatio: Are you on voice note
Chloe: I'm on facebook.
I can't listen to whatever that recording is. My PC doesn't have speakers.
Khafellatio: OK babe
I am realistic
I like you so Muchelney
Much
Chloe: You didn't explain how it made you feel.
Realistic about what?
Khafellatio: Terrible
Chloe: Who is Muchelney?
Terrible how? What reactions do you have when you see them or hear about them?
Khafellatio: I started having phobia for dogs
Chloe: Yes, but that doesn't tell me how it made you FEEL.
Khafellatio: Bad
Defeated
Chloe: Wow.
Khafellatio: Rea
Really
Chloe: It gives you the shits?
Khafellatio: Yes
I really want to know you in person
Wow.
Chloe: Ok, but not when you have the Rea.
Khafellatio: Lol
Those are typographical error

Then, he tried to start a video call with Chloe. Shocked

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:13 pm

Just playing catch up eh?

Quote:

Darla: Hiya
Things look very favorable from my talks with Chloe
Khafellatio: Wow
I am very excited to hear that
Darla: Good because we need good people who are committed to their craft
Khafellatio: I am committed 100%
Just tell me what to do and I am down with it
Darla: I'm assuming Chloe will forward you an application for employment shortly but in the meantime can you tell me more about yourself?
Khafellatio: Okay
Let what exactly would you want to know about me
Darla: For one do you have a girl in your life cause you are ever so handsome
Khafellatio: No...I am a separated father of a 5 year old daughter
Working as a cleaner in Dubai
I am 34years
From Nigeria
Darla: You clean toilets?
Khafellatio: No I am a steward
I wash dishes
And clean the kitchen
Darla: ok
Khafellatio: What else would you love to knoe
Darla: Well you did say that you are a raper but also can act right?
Khafellatio: Yes very very well
Been doing that right from my teenage age
Darla: Excellent because we have several openings that could afford you a very profitable life here in America
Khafellatio: I would be glad to be part of it
Darla: what sort of acting appeals to you?
Khafellatio: Romance
True life story
I hope I answered that right
Darla: You did Hunny
Khafellatio: Alright boss
Darla:Have you ever thought about action and adventure films?
Khafellatio: Yes...I could do that once I get a proper guidance and a good director
Darla: How about some stunt work and maybe some nude scenes?
Khafellatio: I haven't done any ma
Darla: Stunts take a bit of practice but can make you a lot of money
Nude scenes will make even more but that is if you have the right body type
Khafellatio: I do I make a nude scene without a lady around me
*how
Darla: We can tlak aboot that later Hunny I'm just looking for your insight
Khafellatio: Please
Hel0
Help
Me
I have what it takes to be better than Samuel L Jackson if given the right environment
Darla: Excellent
Khafellatio: So boss
What do you what me to do
Darla: At this point I'm just gathering information but I think you need to work on your image a bit
Khafellatio: OK madam
On my image what do you want me to do
Darla: That will take some thought and some time but the boss really likes tough guy types who are from the mean streets
Khafellatio: Then you are welcome to my world
Cos I am tough and roughed
Boss
Darla: The more better I get to know you the more better you are turning me on Hunny
Khafellatio: OK boss
Just tell me what I need to know know
Darla:Other than raping do you like any American singers?
LOOOONG PAUSE
Khafellatio: Yes
Any dance hall king is my f
Favourite
Hello
Darla: Am here
Khafellatio: Can I send you a voice note
Darla: am at work so it wouldn't be appropriate
Hang on Chloe is telling me something
Khafellatio: Yes boss
Darla: Hunny what is the reason that you tried to Hack Chloe?????
What exactly is going on?
Khafellatio: Hack?
I swear with my life
It never and would never want to hack her
Darla: Hmmm
Let me think
Khafellatio: Hmmmm
I love her
Darla: She said that she had to block you
Khafellatio: For what
Darla: For trying to hark her
Khafellatio: Shit
I swear with my life
I never tried such
Darla: Hmmm are you bean honest with me?
Khafellatio: I swear with my lide4
Life
If I am lying may I not see tomorrow
Darla: ok
I trust you but now I need to convince her
Khafellatio: I love her
But she didn't feel me what each can I do
Darla: you owe me big time for this Hunny
I need to devote my attention to her now. We can chart later
Khafellatio: ok babel
Anything you demand

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:57 am

As someone once said:

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 12:54 pm

Hmm I wonder where this is going...

Quote:

Khafellatio: Good morning boss
WAAAAY LATER
Darla: Hiya Hunny
Khafellatio: How are you boss
Darla: am ever so good thanks you for asking
Khafellatio:You are welcome
Thanks for yesterday
Darla: Did you makes things more better with Chloe?
Khafellatio:Yes
She unblocked me
Thanks very much
Are you on WhatsApp madam
So I can send one of my songs to you
Darla: Am not but yu could email it to me Hunny
Khafellatio:OK. ..give me your Gmail address
Darla: [email protected]
Khafellatio: OK ma
What is the time over there
Darla: Lunch time and I haven't eaten. Have you eaten?
Khafellatio: HE SENT A SONG
Yes hunny
Darla: That is ever so special. Did you write that for me?
Khafellatio: Lol
You like it
Darla: Yess
Khafellatio:Thanks
I.am honored
Darla: Hunny I was speaking to the owner the nice Mr. Jizzler and he seemed very interested in what you can do
Khafellatio: Wow
So Wat is next madam
Darla: am thinking we can work on your image and have you record a video song for him
Khafellatio: OK madam
Just tell me how to go about it
And I am 100% ready
Darla: Firstly we need to choose a song that will impress him and show off your talent.
Plus we needs to make sure you look presentable on camera
Khafellatio:OK madam...let me send you another one
HE SENT ANOTHER SONG
Darla: Actually hunny since this is an audition we will need to choose something that you have not recorded before
Khafellatio:OK but I am in Dubai
My studio is in Nigeria
And it is expensive recording a song here unlike my country
So madam I don't know how to go about it
Darla: Will you be returning to Nigeria soon?
Khafellatio:No...maybe by May but not 100% guaranteed
Wat kind of song do you want me to record to impress him
Darla: I do know his favorite song that he has most performers use as an audtion
Khafellatio: OK madam
What song is that
Darla: But if you can't record a video I don't think that will help us get you to america
Khafellatio:I can record a video
Just tell me the kind of song
And I will do something about it
Can I do a freestyle if you will like it
Darla: I suppose we can try it that way
Khafellatio:Madam
You didn't answer my question
Wat kind of song do you want me to record to impress him
Darla: Do you know SOANDSO?
Khafellatio: Yes
Darla: Good
Do you have a SUCHANDSUCH?
Khafellatio:No...I wear mostly jeans
Darla: Hunny give me some time to think ok?
Khafellatio:Alright madam
God bless you
Will be looking forward to hear from you soonest

I had to go push snow around and drink some beers so I logged off for a few hours.

Quote:

Darla: Hiya
Khafellatio: Hello madam
Darla: Hiya
Khafellatio: Yes boss
Darla: am bean drinkling ever so sorry Hunny
Khafellatio: No problem
Hope you had a nice time
Darla: Yess
Was out and aboot with a client and we had cock tails and I got crabs
Khafellatio: That's cool
Darla: Whatcha dong Hwunny?
Khafellatio:Just lying down on the bed
Darla: Ooooh tell me more
Khafellatio:Nothing much
Just trying to catch some sleep
Darla: am sorry doesn't ned to bother yu ok?
Khafellatio:You are not bothering me at all
Darla: Awwww
My Special man
Khafellatio: How
Your special man?
Darla: you are evar soo nicest
Khafellatio: Thanks madam
I am grateful
And honored
You are also very nice and kind
Darla:W hoa the room is spinling a tit
I mean tit
ahahaha
Khafellatio:Lol
You must be tipsy
Darla: Yesh
Khafellatio: lol
Darla: I was looking at yur pickures before and just know yu wil be a supper star cause yu are too good not to be
Khafellatio:Thanks I am honoured once again
Do you mind if I give you a call
Just to hear your sweet voice
Darla: I can't cause am at the club wit clits
I mean clients
hahahaha
Khafellatio: Not today
I will call you tomorrow
So can I have your mobile number
Please
Darla: Waht time is it there?
Have yu eaten???
Khafellatio:3:15
Can I have the number
Darla: am not sposed to use work for for overseas caalls on week endling ok?
Khafellatio:I will call on Monday
Just give me your number please
Darla: I only has work number
Khafellatio:So who pick the phone if I call
The work number
Can I have it hunny
Darla:Hang on there is a greased limbo dance off startig sec ok?
Khafellatio: Alright

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:21 pm

Quote:

Chloe: Are you trying to hack my computer?
Khafellatio: 0no
No
Chloe: Hmmmmm
Khafellatio: It was a mistake
Chloe: You have asked for my dogs photos and then just made some pop ups about Internet Explorer is not compatible with this
A MISTAKE?
IT IS A MISTAKE WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO HACK ME?
HOW DARE YOU?
Khafellatio: Hack you
Chloe: I AM BLOCKING YOU FOR THAT.
YOU WILL NOT HACK ME.
I AM BLOCKING YOU
Khafellatio: What do I stand to gain

We're working on training him to realize attempts at voice and video calls have consequences.
Then he had to suffer for an hour or so...

Quote:

Chloe: I don't know what you were trying to do, but do not ever do that again.
Khafellatio: Yes madam
Chloe: You are lucky Darla convinced me.
Khafellatio: Yes boss
Chloe: I am still pissed on you.
Khafellatio: If I may ask
What really did I do madam
Chloe: Tried to fucking hack my computer with whatever you were doing.
Khafellatio: I swear with my life
I didn't and would never try such
I only wanted to call on video
Chloe: What the fuck ever
Khafellatio: Yes boss
Chloe: No. No. No. You have lost all my fucking trust.
You weren't supposed to be like all these other guys.
You may as well have lied to me.
Khafellatio: I am sorry
But I never lied to you
Chloe: Why would you even do that?
Khafellatio: Just wanted to see you my dear
I am very sorry
Chloe: This IS NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT. Get it?
Khafellatio: OK ...I am very sorry
Chloe: I feel violated
Khafellatio: Really I am
Chloe: I am not comfortable now.
Khafellatio: What do you want me to do now
To show how truly I am sorry
Chloe: I don't know
Khafellatio: I AM SORRY
Chloe: That's easy to say. Hard to believe.
Hmmmmm
Khafellatio: I am speechless now
But forgive me
Sat 7:39 AM
Khafellatio: Good morning dear
Chloe: Hello
Khafellatio: Hi
Chloe: Yes?
Khafellatio: Alright
Chloe: No. All is not right.
Khafellatio: Why
Chloe: Someone I was starting to trust tried to hack me and violate my trust.
Khafellatio: Really I don't know what to say again
Cos I have explained and apologise countless times
Chloe: Five.
Five fucking times.
Do you only have one hand,
Khafellatio: ?
I am sorry
I AM SORRY
I am sorry
I am sorry
I am sorry
Chloe: Hey, we're up to 2 hands? I find it shitty that you think saying sorry 5 times is countless.
You know I have trust issues.
Khafellatio: .I am very very sorry
Chloe: See how easy that was for you to write it over and over?
Khafellatio: So what do you want me to do now
Cos I am confused
Chloe: Well it was so easy for you to write it, but hard for me to get over it and accept it. Perhaps you need to figure out what to do.
Khafellatio: I told your friend to apologise on my behalf :eyeroll:
It is 3 days now
And you still bear grudges against me
Chloe: Oh so you're too good to apologize for your own fuck ups?
You want others to do it?
Khafellatio: Wat fuck
Up
Chloe: You've done nothing to SHOW how sorry you are.
Once again
SHOW. Don't TELL.
Khafellatio: I.am.deeply sorry
And regret my actions
Please forgive me
How do I show it
Tell me
I.am confused here
Chloe: Hmmm. How do YOU normally SHOW people you are sorry?
Khafellatio: They see it from.a close range
We are thousands of miles apart
So how do I show you I am really sorry
If we were having a video call
Maybe if you see my remorse and tears then you will SEE I am.sorry
But that is impossible
Chloe: Yes. Maybe I do need to see that.
Khafellatio: Then can I call you
Chloe: Absolutely not. You have earned no such thing and I'm at work.
Wow. Guess you didnt learn.
Khafellatio: You are making me shed tears now
Chloe: Good. Welcome to my life
Khafellatio: Please
Chloe: Perhaps think about how you could show me and regain my trust.
Maybe you can apologize and turn things back to how they were.
Khafellatio: MY TEARS OF APOLOGY

Chloe: Nope. Not gonna do it.
Khafellatio: Name your price Shocked

Dollars
Jewellery
What
Chloe: What?
Khafellatio: Wat will make you forgive me
I can't think anymore
My reasoning is blank now
This is so tough
Chloe: When you claim to be crying and send me a picture that is faked up, I should accuse you of lying, don't you think?
Khafellatio: One of my worst night
I swear I was crying
Chloe: In the past, men apologized not with flowers or jewelry or gifts, but things from the heart. Paintings, poems, airplanes with skywriting, homemade hooch. Things that showed they cared enough for it to mean something.
Khafellatio: I Take It Back
How far will this journey last?
How soon will it rain again?
The birds are silent and the palm fronds are not dancing.
A trust has been broken
A cord has been shattered

How soon will the earth vanish?
Biblically no time is fixed
How soon will the maidens innocently play in the moonlight?
The world is at a standstill
A princess is unhappy
Nature is affected and man is mocked
If I could take back my words and actions
I will do it in the speed of a bullet

C-Compasionately pardon me
H-Honestly I meant no harm
L-Life will be at a standstill if you ignore me
O-Offended you may be but please give me another chance
E-Expand your hands of forgiveness to me
I take it back all I did ..Please
Khafellatio
Chloe: So, you're giving me the same thing other men did?
Khafellatio: I give up
Chloe: Give what up?
Perhaps you don't really realize how bad you fucked up.
You broke my trust.
You tried to force yourself on me.
Khafellatio: I will be rehearsing XXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXX
For my audition video
Thanks for everything
Chloe: Now see, videoing a song for me would have been perfect. But I can see you didn't want to think of anything good like that.
Khafellatio: It is late here
1:18am
Most staffs are sleeping
Chloe: Of course. Too busy, too.
Khafellatio: .Noo
Chloe: Good night
Khafellatio: I can never be too busy for you
Chloe: Well, you couldn't come up with an original idea. Then you had one and said forget it, it was late.
So, whatever.
Khafellatio: I wrote that poem myself
Chloe: Ok
Khafellatio: .I will do the video tomorrow
I promise
Chloe: What video?
Khafellatio: I am very sorry
Please
Chloe: Your audition? That is between you and Darla.
Khafellatio: No
My apology video
Chloe: If I wanted a video of you singing, you would sing an apology song like Cher's "If I could Turn Back Time" That has feeling.
I'm going to go work some more.
Khafellatio: .OK madam
Chloe: <<<A gif of an eyeroll.>>
Khafellatio: Lol
Wat is that look for
Chloe
Chloe: I am working. You are going to bed.
Sorry for disturbing you

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Actually, if he really did write that poem, it was pretty good, on the whole. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:55 pm

I lost it at "homemade hooch"!! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:49 pm

@MorganleFay, I have been unable to find any parts of it on the internet. The three dots in the bubble were moving while Chloe received it, so I fully believe it was done spur of the moment. I was impressed.

@Kitty, I try.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:32 am

Y'know I'm starting to like this lad...

Quote:

Khafellatio: Hi

Darla: Hiya

Khafellatio: How are you doing

Darla: a bit tired hunny but it is a nice Sunday

Khafellatio: Thank God

Darla: Yess

Khafellatio: Any news yet

Darla: Well I was thinking that you should go ahead with your video audition assuming you are still committed

Khafellatio:Yes I am

Or do I need to pay for any form

To show my commitment

And if yes

Like how much

Are you there

Darla: Hunny yu don't need to pay for an audition and if successful you will be compensated for your expenses

Khafellatio:OK love

So tell me sweetheart

What should I do

HE SENT A SELFIE

Darla: If you could record yourself singing **REDACTED** I am ever so sure that the Boss will be very happy

That is a very nice picture. Where are you?

Khafellatio:I am in Dubai

At the mall at the moment

Darla: ok

Khafellatio:I have to listen to it again

And learn the words

Bit by bit

Darla: ok

Khafellatio:Say like how long do I have to perfect it

And record the video

Darla: As soon as you can ok?

Khafellatio:Alright

I will work on that

Darla: Hunny I need to go shopping but will be back more later

Khafellatio: Thanks love

OK baby

Can I see your pics

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:16 am

^

Quote:

Khafellatio: Thanks love

OK baby

Can I see your pics

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:05 pm

I like to keep lads off guard with fits of love and anger. Fortunately, it doesn't carry over into real life, but it certainly helps create that "special bond" with the idiot.

Quote:

Khafellatio: Forgive me
Chloe: What did you do now?
Khafellatio: Good morning
Chloe: Morning
Khafellatio: It is 8:21pm
Here
How are you doing
Chloe: Fine
Khafellatio: Great
Chloe: What hours do you work over there?
Khafellatio: 9am-5pm
Chloe: What time is it now?
Khafellatio: 11:36pm
Chloe: Why are you up so late?
Khafellatio: Chatting
Chloe: Oh. I didn't know you were online.
What days do you work?
Khafellatio: Monday till Sunday
Only Fridays off if no party
Chloe: Ok. What do you do on Fridays?
Khafellatio: Parties
So we get extra busy
How is work
Chloe: So you work all 7 days?
Khafellatio: Yes most times
Except on rare occasions
Chloe: Do you get breaks, for lunch and such?
I guess you are too busy to chat.
Khafellatio: Hey
My phone trip off
So sorry
Yes I get break for lunch between 2pm-3pm
Chloe: So you only really work 7 hours a day?
Khafellatio: Yes
Sometimes 8hours
Chloe: 49 hours a week and you are always tired? I guess your stamina isn't that great.
9-5 minus an hour for lunch is 7.
How old are you?
Khafellatio: Sometimes I close 6
If there is party
We work from 9am till 5am
The next day
About 18-19hours
Cos we resume with the chefs
Chloe: THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU WROTE.
Khafellatio: Clean all used items
Chloe: I'm suspecting lies.
You know lies mean you get blocked.
Khafellatio: And after the party is over
We watch all items
Chloe: I asked: What hours do you work over there?
You wrote: 9am-5pm
Khafellatio: Read our conversation
Chloe: I asked if it was 7 hours. You said, yes. Now it's 18?
You read the fucking conversation.
Khafellatio: I told you except when we have partied
Please stop accusing me of lied
Lies
I don't lie
Chloe: Then do not lie
Khafellatio: I don't like this
Chloe: Nor do I.
You tried to hack me, then said you were making a video for me, and now you lie about how much you work. Why would I like this?
How do you think I am feeling right now?
Well?
Khafellatio: <<Video of the lad and several co-workers washing dishes.>>
That is me working very late at 3pm
*am
I mean
I don't lie
And I never wanted to hack you
Chloe: That could be any time. I see you make lots of videos. Hmmmm...
Khafellatio: See the florescent light
Bright
Does it that say anything
Why do you find it hard to trust people
You keep accusing me everyday
That video was shot by my colleague
Chloe: So you mean you turn the lights out during the day?

At this point, he sends a video: https://youtu.be/X72OA__LicU

Quote:

Khafellatio: We on the lights but it won't be as bright as that
See can you just stop this
Chloe: You are the ones sending the videos.
Although not sending the one you said.
Khafellatio: I just sent you an apology video
Chloe: Wow. Lot's of effort put into that. Not.
Khafellatio: Really I am confused here
Chloe: Oh. Not what I expected.
Khafellatio: Sorry I don't know that song
Chloe: Of course not.
Khafellatio: Alright
Chloe: I'll bet you have no problems making videos for Darla.
Khafellatio: What do you mean
Chloe: Nothing.
Khafellatio: Good
WTF
Chloe: Huh?
Khafellatio: Huh
Chloe: What do you mean WTF?
Khafellatio: I don't understand you
I swear with my life
Chloe: I mean, it seems you have no problems making videos for Darla. That's fine. I understand now.
Khafellatio: I have not even made any video for her
Chloe: For the auditions
Khafellatio: Cos I don't know the words of the songs perfectly
Chloe: Have you tried YouTube?
Khafellatio: Yes
Chloe: I guess I don't have to worry about marketing your brand then.
Khafellatio: But I have not really dedicated my time
Say in a week time
I will be fully prepared to record the video
Chloe: Are you making the music, too?
Khafellatio: My own music?
Written by me
Chloe: No. Making the music for your audition?
Khafellatio: Alright
Chloe: Huh?
It's a yes or no question.
Khafellatio: Yes
I will
Chloe: Ok
So you know, I feel like you've been treating me like shit lately.
Khafellatio: Hmmmm
I would never do that
Chloe: Well, you have.
Khafellatio: What again
This time around
Chloe: Wow.
Rude.
Khafellatio: Just forget it.
Chloe: Just forget me.
Good luck
Khafellatio: Chloe
Chloe
I have done all within my capacity as a human being to apologise to you
But instead of been forgiven.....you keep making me unhappy
What have I really done to deserve all this?
Do you remember how our conversation started
??
Chloe: What have *I* done to deserve this?
What about my unhappiness?
Khafellatio: Babe
Chloe: It's always all about you.
I AM NOT A BABE
Khafellatio: I have been apologising
Chloe: I am a queen you said.
Meh.
Khafellatio: For over 5days now
Chloe: Words.
Khafellatio: Yes a queen
An empress
Chloe: I can see you don't want to appreciate me.
Khafellatio: I swear I do
With all my heart
I can worship you for the rest of my life
Please just forgive me Once and For All
It is killing me here
Chloe: I'm going to go find an Oscar and let him pile drive me all night long so I can feel better.
Khafellatio: Alright
Chloe: What is alright?
Nothing is right
Khafellatio: You said
I'm going to go find an Oscar and let him pile drive me all night long so I can feel better.
And I said alright
Chloe: Yeah
Khafellatio: Hmmm
Chloe: See. You don't appreciate
Khafellatio: Hmmmm
Chloe: So you know, I'm not feeling loved at all.
Khafellatio: I am horny Shocked

Chloe: See. It's always about you. You don't give two shits about me being horny.
Khafellatio: I care about you
Chloe: You don't show it well.
You don't care about *me* being horny.
Khafellatio: My love
I care
Chloe: I'm logging off for now.
Khafellatio: OK what do you want
Chloe: Nothing.
Khafellatio: Ok

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:48 pm

Quote:

Do you have a SUCHANDSUCH?
Khafellatio:No...I wear mostly jeans

That one got me...

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:32 am

He sounds sincere in the video Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:26 pm

This Lad never ceases to amaze me:

Quote:

Darla: Hiya
Khafellatio:Was up dear
Darla: am enjoying a Saturday morning.
Thinking about you
Khafellatio:Hmmm
So what exactly are you thinking
Darla: That we will make a great team and lots of money if you can do your audition
Khafellatio:Wow
I have started already
Just few days to go
Darla: That is ever so nice to hear
Maybe when you arrive in America you could stay with me until you get settled
Khafellatio:It will be a pleasure
Since I don't have anyone there for now who have extended that invitation to me
Darla: I only have one bed but that isn't a problem is it?
Khafellatio:I can sleep on the floor of course
The sofa
Or any extra room
Darla: Thats not what I was thinking Hunny
Unless you don't find me attractive?
Khafellatio:You are attractive
Why not
Only a blind man won't see that
Darla: Awww you say the sweatest things
Khafellatio: Thanks
Darla: I think we will get along just fine
Khafellatio: Yes we should
How is Chloe
Darla: She seems grumpy but ok
Khafellatio: Why
Darla: Dunno
Hunny what would you like to do when we first meet?
Khafellatio:Whatever you want to do
I am okay with it
Darla: Oooh that is ever so exciting
Khafellatio: At your service
Darla: Hunny I want to ask you a personal question if it is ok?
Khafellatio: Please go ahead
Darla: ok
Do you have a big wang dangler?
Khafellatio: What does that mean
Darla: You know. A giant Johnson, a perfect Peter, an enormous well you get the idea
Khafellatio: Why do you ask such
Darla: Cause Hunny am interested in all of you
Khafellatio:Sorry I can't answer that question
Darla: Awww am ever so sorry to make you uncomfortable
Khafellatio:They are private questions
It is okay
Just that you know
I have profess my love to chloe
So how can I start telling her friend my dick size
That will be tantamount to unfaithfulness and flirting
He sent a photo of Chloe and him
Darla: That is ever so special Hunny
Where did you get the jacket?
Khafellatio:I bought it here
Like 2 years back
Can I ask you something
Darla: Yess
Khafellatio:Is Chloe a lesbian?
Darla: Not all the time she really loves the cock too
Khafellatio:Not all the time
That means she is
Are you her lesbo partner?
Darla: Hunny I was just funning with you ok?
Khafellatio: Are you one too
Darla: Womerns don't have the right equipment to satisfy me Hunny
Why do you think Chloe is a lesbian??
Khafellatio:Cos she indicates that
Through her comments
Well for the record
My jt is big
And strong
Though it not really how big that matters
But how you use it to satisfy your partner
Darla: I don't usually do anal on the first date
Khafellatio:Anal
I don't like that
Can I see your pics
Darla: What sort of pics Hunny?
Khafellatio:Any of your pics
Darla: I have plenty of pics on my Facebook silly unless you want some more special?
Khafellatio: Never mind then
Darla: ok
Khafellatio: Ok
Darla: Hunny? the boss asked about the audition yesterday and I need to tell him when you would have it ready
Khafellatio:It will be ready on Friday
On the line
By REDACTED
Just a video
Call I look Arabic
Darla: ok
I can hardly wait I must say
LATER
Khafellatio: same here
Darla: Hunny I needs to go shopping for some new shoes but will be back later ok?
Maybe we can work on your image then
Khafellatio: Alright later
WAY LATER
Darla: Hiya
Khafellatio: Hi
Darla: What time is it there?
Have you eaten?
Khafellatio:Yes some 3 hours ago
It is midnight here
Darla: ok

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:43 am

More ping pong with his brain...

Quote:

Khafellatio: Hi
Chloe: Hello
<<Later>>
I guess it's just more ignoring from you.
Khafellatio: <<Even later>>
Sorry slept very early
Was very tired after yesterday's job
Chloe: Yeah
Khafellatio: Alright
Chloe: Not really, but it will be ok.
Khafellatio: How are you doing
Chloe: I have a headache
Khafellatio:
Sorry to hear that
Please take some medicine
Chloe: Water
Khafellatio: Ok
Chloe: Did you eat?
Khafellatio: Yes I drank garri
Chloe: What's that?
Khafellatio: An African cereal made from cassava
Chloe: What's a cassava?
Khafellatio: Is like yam
Chloe: A sweat potato?
Khafellatio: Don't really no how to explain
Check it out on google
Chloe: Ok.
Not now. i don't want to think about food.
Didn't you tell me you were going on vacation this week?
Khafellatio: Noo
I didn't
Chloe: <<Screenshot of him saying he was taking a vacation the first week of February>>
Hmmmm
Khafellatio: Yea that was my initial thoughts
Chloe: What did I say about lying to me?
Khafellatio: But my company won't grant my request
Chloe: I didn't lie...
Chloe: You know, ever since I introduced you to Darla, you have not treated me well.
Khafellatio: How my dear
Chloe: I'm guessing everything is going just great between you two.
Khafellatio: The HR told me plain that I can't go next month till the Muslim
Fasting
Commences
And that is April ending
Cos then sales are very down
Emiratis don't do parties and schools are closed
So I didn't lie and I have nothing with Darla
Except for the music thing
Chloe: I thought you were different.
I'm going to go work.
Khafellatio: Here we go Laughing

Today again
Chloe: Rude
Khafellatio: How am I rude
Chloe: Please leave me alone. Maybe you should read your last comments to me.
I deserve better.
Khafellatio: I am sorry
Please don't get angry with me
I beg of you
.Chloe
Chloe: Do you even know why you are apologizing?
Khafellatio: Yes
Chloe: What?
Khafellatio: Cos you seem disappointed at me
Chloe: So you don't know
Khafellatio: Have you eaten
Chloe: Yes. Changing the subject just pisses me off
Khafellatio: Ok
What did I do?
Hope you are good
Chloe: Not really.
Khafellatio: What did I do wrong to you for this?
Chloe: For what
You used to be so nice and loving to me. You said you wanted to love me. Now, since you've met Darla, it's like I'm a chopped liver.
Khafellatio: I still love you
That I already confessed to Darla
I am.just confused
Cos I don't know why we fight everyday when we chat
When we are supposed to chat in peace and get to know ourselves better
We are arguing everyday
Chloe: Because you did some things that are just not acceptable.
Khafellatio: Which I have apologised
This is another week
Are we going to go over all that again
?
Chloe: I thought you would apologize by singing me a song. It's ok.
And you need to be nicer.
Things like: Are we going to go over all that again
That's fucking rude and not how I deserve to be treated.
Got it?
Khafellatio: Singing you a song is not the problem
But I can't sing any of the songs you requested for
Chloe: I didn't know I requested anything.
I just wanted to feel special.
Khafellatio: Alright I get you
Chloe: Ok. i'm glad
Khafellatio: Welcome
Chloe: Welcome to where?
Khafellatio: Have a great day

He sends this lovely video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-X6b_xmJXA

Quote:

Chloe: I have forgiven you.
Khafellatio: Wow
Thanks love
Chloe: You're welcome. That was better than nothing.
Khafellatio: I appreciate
Chloe: Good
Khafellatio: Alright
Chloe: What are you doing?
Khafellatio: Just showered
Getting prepared for the night
Chloe: Wow
Oh. You have a date?
Khafellatio: No
About to sleep
Chloe: Oh. I guess we won't chat then.
Khafellatio: Why
I am available
Chloe: You said about to sleep. I took that to mean you were about to sleep.
Khafellatio: Not really
Chloe: Oh, What does it mean?
Khafellatio: Never mind
Chloe: Are you in a bad mood again?
Khafellatio: Noo
I am very happy
Chloe: Ok. The never mind was a bit rude. I didn't realize you didn't want to explain to me.
Khafellatio: I am not ready to sleep now
Chloe: Ok.
What are you doing?
Khafellatio: Lying down and chatting
Chloe: Who are you talking to?
Khafellatio: My sister
Chloe: ok
What are you wearing?
Khafellatio: Boxers
And topless
Chloe: Wow
Do you have a big place?
Khafellatio: Why
Chloe: Just curious. LOL
Khafellatio: Alright
Chloe: How many siblings do you have?
I need to go to a meeting. Back in 30
<<Even more later>>
I'm back
Khafellatio: Welcome
I gat 6
Chloe: For what?
6 minutes?
Khafellatio: Plus me making 7
Siblings
Chloe: Oh
Wow
Lots of kids.
Khafellatio: Yes
Chloe: I was a lonely child.
Khafellatio: Sorry to hear that
Must have been very lonel5
Chloe: I don't know anything else
Khafellatio: How are your parents
Chloe: My mother passed away when I was younger. My father is aging.
Khafellatio: Sorry to hear that
How is him now
Chloe: Happy. He fishes a lot.
And plows snow
Khafellatio: Wat a coincidence
Chloe: What?
Khafellatio: I don't have a father anymore
But I have a mum
Chloe: Sorry about that.
Khafellatio: I have gotten over it
Oh wow. I miss my mom every day.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:18 am

The vocals could be worse. I'm looking forward to his audition.

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