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bware419ers
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Sun Dec 23, 2018 5:09 pm |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:04 am |
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Since nobody dares, I'll just throw myself to the wolves and start....
It hurts me deeply that my (former) mentor still doesn't know my name. |
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:33 pm |
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Oh oscarpiles, wasn't linoleum your mentee?
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I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it. |
1. Hugs and cuddle production was way down.
2. Taylor Swift doesn't appear enough in the various music threads.
3. I'm the only one that shows up for Sushi Saturdays and now my mercury levels are too high.
4. Birlic and limosine post many, many baits. I'm losing a lot of free time laughing at what they do.
5. This is one funny thread and it is not read enough!
6. Someone peed in the Mod Lounge Hot Tub. I'm sure it was Juan, but it may have been an age thing.
I have many, many more complaints, but they will have to wait until next Festivus, it seems. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:41 pm |
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bware419ers wrote: |
2. Taylor Swift doesn't appear enough in the various music threads. |
Nor does Canadian pop princess Justine Bieber.
My current grievance is the same one that I've had for the last 7 years. Rover still hasn't got the "Ban JC" button working. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:56 pm |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
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Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:07 pm |
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^^^ It needs re-calibrating then, to get it to work on Justcold. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Palmergeddon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2017
Posts: 608
Location: Disoriented in Douala
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:08 pm |
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^ Has he tried turning it off and back on again? |
_________________ you people are not serious at all i don't think you are ready to received your said funds $450,000,000.00 because if you do you won't be wasting my time as you have just done now
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:19 pm |
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^^^No. And that's a whole other issue. Eater was up for 99 percent of the year. DDOS attacks were down, too. Nobody really, really pissed on the lads to get them to attack. Unless you all are targeting spammers now. Way too many of those a-holes. |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 2:14 pm |
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1. bware.. your own fault, weren't you the hugs and cuddly one around here?
2. I don't see the problem
3. Who doesn't like a little more Mercury?
4. Who?
5. Agreed, but with this linky of yours that problem might be solved soon
6. I've got nothing to do with that, but isn't there a saying 'the one that points first is to blame?'
See, most problems solved. Merry christmas!
b8er. That's no problem at all. The last lad singing me Justin Bieber still has me washing my brain with bleach. |
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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bware419ers
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:57 pm |
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1. I'm always <strike>cusss and huddles</strike> hugs and cuddles. It's the rest of you that need some work on those skills, damn it.
2. Hence, the airing of grievances.
3. VVV
4. C-lementine
5. Festivus works!
6. They don't allow me in the Hot Tub. VVV
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:12 pm |
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Who needs a hot tub anyway? Cold showers are far more invigorating. |
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"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
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oscarpiles
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Joined: 13 Apr 2012
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 6:42 pm |
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Here we go:
1 - I wish I could figure out how to use the shower in my Hotel and as invigorating as cold showers are I feel the hot springs calling
2 - linoline is very very hard to type...wait a minute....
3 - It seems that 'Falco The Musical' is currently sold out
4 - I just realized this was supposed to be Eater related and have nary a grievance |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
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Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:36 pm |
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bware, number 6 makes me wonder. Are you on drugs or are you breakable?
OP (I agree, I didn't think when I signed up, my autocorrect wants to call me Lincoln )
Maybe there are tickets to the nutcracker. It's the season. Around here that title hold different meanings, not all pleasant. .... which brings me to my next grievance: Nobody made a lad do ballet... or crack nuts. I think this might be a nice challenge for next year. Either or both. |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
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Tue Dec 25, 2018 3:33 am |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Tue Dec 25, 2018 3:45 am |
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In at least two recent baits, we spent more time baiting one another than the lad (though this really isn't much of a grievance, as we broke one of them).... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:23 am |
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The thread title isn't in the correct dd/mm/yyyy format. Please fix it. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:45 am |
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Well... I'm not saying anything but I don't peg you as breakable bware... Just sayin |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Purple
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Joined: 28 May 2005
Posts: 488
Location: Yeah - like you're going to believe anything I say ?
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Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:38 pm |
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What in cruds name is “aluminum” anyway ? |
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
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Tue Dec 25, 2018 8:40 pm |
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Accra- Douala(i only have one thing to say to you, go Fuck yourself and have a nice day Ok)
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Ireland to Sweden- Zion
Nigeria- Chad (with Dr Mike and Agda)
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:28 pm |
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Purple wrote: |
name is “aluminum” anyway |
You are saying it wrong. It's pronounced 'aluminum'. Jeesh. Try it with a southern US accent. Works for me. |
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bware419ers
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Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:16 pm |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Dec 26, 2018 10:41 pm |
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I’m pretty sure it’s “aluminium”. That’s how I’ve heard it around here. |
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