Let it go.... "I, Sven, am not a gay!"

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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:49 am

Starring
Sven Bond - The scammer
Anna Verbeek - Linoline
Elsa Sparrow - Coffinsurfer
Claude Postumierre (manager of TSC) - Birlic
Sister Dave (Local Church Secretary) - Linoline
Rose White (Talent scout) - Linoline
Cardinal Agnarr (Dead) - Birlic
Secretary Bob Oaken (Dead)- Birlic
Creative counselor Olaf - Mr.Mystery
Pabbie, Olaf's intern - Mr.Mystery
Rev. Paul Greenham - Linoline
Nancy Bulda, Whatever her role is at TSC - Birlic
Laura Hollycraft, former secretary Bob Oaken's assistant - Linoline
Qesha Kaunee - TSC area manager in Niger - Birlic
Akwoodi Ozause - TSC area manager in Benin - Birlic
Baba Samula - TSC delivery boy - van driver in Niger - Birlic
Joojoo Amalauni - TSC delivery boy - van driver in Benin - Birlic
Cardinal Frank Weselton - new leader of the eater church - Birlic
Luis de Funes - TSC Chief Accountant - Birlic
Jesus Planter - TSC (new) area manager in Benin - Birlic
Mr. Ebierre Anondo - chief inspector of the Benin Police - Birlic
Gerda Taylor - Anna's best friend - Linoline
Pierre - Resort Manager in the Penjari Benin safari camp - Birlic
Birgit - Resort manager in Pierre's absence - Linoline
Jennifer - Friend of Anna, Actress at Hitlanta - srichards

Trophy list
The complete playlist of all the video trophies
Youtube-playlist

Sven proving he is RealSven
Picture wishing us happy new year

Student ID
Front
Back

Passport
Image

Sven showing traditional African wedding clothes
Picture 1
Picture 2
Picture 3
Picture 4
Picture 5
Picture 6
Picture 7

Sven thanking the congregation and singing Amazing Grace
Video 1
Video 2

Sven singing love songs for Anna
Video 1
Video2
Video3

Sven making a crucial mistake and apologizing
Voice message
Video of Sven crying and apologizing
Voice message of Sven singing and apologizing
Sven singing the better half song

Sven stripping for Anna
Video of Sven's first attempt at stripping
Video of Sven convinced he can sing
Picture1
Picture 2

Sven stripping for real this time
Video

Sven’s acting application pictures
Picture 1
Picture 2
Picture 3
Picture 4
Picture 5

Sven wants to join the eater church and answers cardnial Agnarr's questions
Video

Sven sings his lovesong for Anna
I don't want to miss a thing by Aerosmith

The 2 lists of Bibleverses
First list
Second list page 1
Second list page 2
Second list page 3

The actors application form and pictures
Form page 1
Form page 2
Tarzan picture 1
Tarzan picture 2
Superman picture 1
Superman picture 2
Dracula picture 1
Dracula picture 2
Tinkerbell

-TSC customer satisfaction survey
Page 1
Page 2

30x handwritten Pater Noster for Cardinal Agnarr as penance for sending the video too late All the pages

Reading a long poem for Anna
Audio

The wedding vows
Video
picture

Adhesion form for the church
Page 1
Page 2
Proof of faith picture

Sven reading Anna’s favorite love poem
First video
Second video

The audition videos for Rose
#1 The Yell
#2 The Tarzan Song
#3 The Monkeys

Adhession form and proof of faith picture
Form
Proof of faith picture

Second audition video's for Rose
#1 The yell
#2 The Tarzan song
#3 The Monkey's

Pre-marital questionnaire
Complete form

The lazy song as penance for ignoring instructions
Video

Motivation speach for Rose
video 1
video 2

Pictures to congratulate the producer
First try
Second try

Sven’s faith Visuals for Bob Oaken (NSFW content)
All the drawings

Sven singing Celebration from Kool and the Gang
Video

Pictures of traditional African Wedding dresses for Anna
Picture 1
Picture 2

Picture with African art
Picture1
Picture2
Picture3
Picture4

Sven passing out candy to kids
Video
Picture

Interview questionnaire and CV
Complete form

Penance “I’m not worthy”
video
Picture

Monologues
Video Monologue from “The Glass Menagerie”
Video Monologue from “The Crucibile”

Reenactment of Moses parting the red sea
All pictures

Sven’s Baptism
Video of the first baptism, Take1, Video of the first baptism, Take 2
Picture1
Picture2
Picture3
Picture4
Video of the second baptism
Picture1
Picture2
Picture3
Pictures of the baptism celebration

List with music for the wedding
First list
Updated list

Measurements and body shape pictures for Rose
Measurements
Right
Left
Front
Back

New list with music for the wedding celebration
List

Addition to the pre-marital form
Image

Sven performing “It’s from Pinafore” from Westwing
Video

Offical letter to move the parcel to Benin
image

Safari

Safari Akure-Kamba-Yauri
Sven and friend in the bus picture 1
Sven and friend in the bus picture 2
Picture of Sven in Minna State
List of expenses
Sven in front of the Kamba Mosque
Sven in Yauri car park, picture 1 Sven in Yauri car park picture 2
Transport receipt
Handwritten list of expenses
New travel expenses list, page 1
New travel expenses list, page 2
Another list of the expenses
Recap of the safari

Sven and his baptism witnesses having a commemorative holy dinner
Picture 1
Picture 2
Picture 3

Sven confessing his sins and singing a hymn
Video

Sven performing
Video: “On the street where you live”
Video "On the street where you live", again
Video "I am the very model of a modern major general"

Safari

Voicemessage 4 Laughing

Voicemessage5
Voicemessage6

Voicemessage7
Voicemessage8
Voicemessage9
Voicemessage10
Voicemessage11
Voicemessage12
Voicemessage13
Voicemessage14
Voicemessage15
Voicemessage17
voicemessage18
Voicemessage19
Voicemessage20

Voicemessage 21

Voice message March 6
Voicemessage1

Statement of his trip to Benin
Video
Handwritten statement page 1
Handwritten statement page 2

Statement of Sven's friend
Video
Written statement

Sven is angry
Voicemessage
Another voicemessage

New statements for the Benin police
Videostatement of Sven's friend
Sven's videostatement

Sven confessing his love to Emma and declaring he's not gay
Video 1 with bad audio
Video 2

Sven's 3rd video statement for the benin police
Video

Sven was singing again (march 22)
Voicerecord 1
Voicerecord 2
Voicerecord 3

Sven was mean and needed to prove he still loves Anna
Video 1, reading poetry is not accepted
The remake

Sven afraid of losing Anna is apologising
Voicemessage

Sven apologizing, with thanks to srichards
Video

Sven keeps apologizing
Video

Sven expresses his love
Voicemessage

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 11:03 am

Original post
Dec 17, brand new profile, no images yet contacted me, with the last name Bond. I'll update this in parts, the first parts may be very boring, but yesterday evening coffinsurfer and me decided to mess with him together, so fun parts are coming.

Sven: Hello gorgeous
Anna: hi mr. Bond
Is there a face to go with the name?
Sven: I don't get you
Anna: I mean I can't see who I'm talking to. you don't have a profile picture
Sven: Okay
Check my profile
You see me there
Anna: Yes, I see. Nice! (military man with last name Brown on the uniform)
You're in the military?
Sven: Yeah baby
Where did you stay??
Anna: England
Sven: Okay
What did you do for living??
Anna: investments and insurance consultant
what are you doing in the army?
Sven: Am detective sergeant anna
Anna: that sounds cool
Sven: I will to know more about you
Anna: ok
Sven: Are you married??
Anna: divorced. What about you?
Sven: Divorced here
Can you tell me about your divorced
Anna: recently?
Sven: Marriage
Anna: I left my ex husband in april this year. we didn't have a good marriage. he was abusive
Sven: Alaye
Anna: is that your ex wife's name?
Sven: Nope mistake Anna
Did you hangout baby
Anna: yes, in the bar sometimes
Sven: Send me you address there
Anna: you want the address from the bar?
Sven: I mean your Gmail address on hangout baby
Anna: I don't use hangouts much, I'm mostly here on facebook, but you can have the address anyway if you want
<email>
Sven: Nice hun
Are you having a boyfriend now
Anna: I'm living alone
Sven: Wow
Omg
Did you have Kia
Kids??
Anna: no I don't
what about you?
Sven: I got daughter before
But she's is dead
Anna: oh, I'm so sorry to hear that
Sven: Thanks anna
I like you Anna
I can see you as a good woman
Anna: thank you
Sven: How old are you
Anna: 30
Sven: Nice hun
Let's go for relationship Anna
Anna: isn't that a bit quick?
Sven: No
Because have trust you
Just promise me you will never failed
Anna: failed with what?
Sven: For not living me alone
Anna
??
Anna: but I didn't agree to a relationship yet did I?
I mean, you seem like a nice guy, but I only know you for 10 minutes
Sven: Did you want to know me more
Am nice and trustworthy person
Anna: Yes I'd like that
tell me more about you please
Sven: I married 2009
Am divorced 2010
Anna: that was quick
what happened?
Sven: I joined military 2008
My wife is a great drunkard on earth
She drinks too much to my hateness
Anna: Oh I understand
that's a bad thing
Sven: Still I love her
But there is a day without knowing
She just got me a divorced letter to signed
I begged her not to live me alone
But she purchased me with a knife just signed by force
And I explained to her she's having a daughter with me here
But still
She told me she has nothing to do with here
Her
Ate you there
Are you there
Anna: yes I'm here
It's terrible what happened
Sven: You are just making me remembering my past
Anna
Crying 😢 😢 😢
Anna: I didn't ask about it, you started talking about it
you could've just told me about your hobbies
Sven: That's okay
I just have to tell you
Just to know more about me
Anna: ok
I understand
I know about bad relationships, though in mine I was the one to leave
Sven: She just left me alone with my daughter
To live alone
Anna: but with a woman like that it's better to be without her
Sven: Yeah
Since then have never seen a trusted woman In my life
Anna: not even one in all those years?
Sven: Yeah
Am afraid
Not to be like my ex wife
Anna: I can understand
Sven: Thanks for understanding baby
let me gave you as my woman
Anna: I'll think about it
Sven: Okay
Anna: it's late here. I'm going to bed. Hope to talk to you again.
can I have your hangouts contact as well please?
Sven: I hope you get me good answer
Please make me happy
<email>
Anna: thank you
goodnight
Sven: yeah baby
I love you
Sleep well Anna

The account got nuked. True to my word, I’m not on hangouts much, but I checked to see if he contacted me there:

Tuesday 18 december, on hangouts:
Sven: Hello gorgeous
Anna: Hi, what happened to your facebook profile? I lost your emailaddress, because I can't see your messages anymore
Sven: Let's chat here baby
I log out everything baby
I will create am account for me and you alone
I have too much messages there
And am not able to reply ut
It
I love to chat here privately
It's me Svenbond
Anna: yes I recognized the picture and the name, but like I told you, I'm on facebook more, I forget to log in hangouts most of the time
Sven: Okay baby
Have added you on Facebook Anna
I much love you anna
I want you in my life

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:43 pm

Tuesday, december 18. Back on facebook, new profile, last name brown this time:

Sven: Hello gorgeous
Anna: Hi
Sven: How are you doing baby
My rose 🌹
I love you baby
Stay with me Anna
I want you through the end of my life
Trust me anna
I wanna be there for you
Anna: wow
Sven: Am here for you
And for you love
Be with me Emma
I promise to stay with you
Anna: I told you yesterday that I think you're a really nice guy but I don't know you well enough yet to start a committed relationship
Sven: Lol
Anna trust me
I can’t lie for you Anna
Thanks for your Respond,i am so happy to read back from you..We need to build more trust and Honest in this relationship so that we can trust and have believe in each other also. I want you to know that Relationships
Your relationship is bound to have passion, desire, glimmer and everything rosy when trust factor remains there. Expecting a relationship to be sweet and warm without the trust factor would be a mistake, as it does not happ
Anna: I know that and I want to be able to trust again. It's just not that easy, but I'm sure you can understand that. And this is not really a matter of trust, but just that I don't know that much about you, so I don't really have a good idea what kind of man you are. What you like, dislike, and all that
Sven: Yeah
What’s your hobby Anna
??
Are you there with me Anna?
Anna: I’m here
I like running, reading, listening to music, spending time with friends
Sven: it suggests that you are heading on the track of trust building process in the relationship. It抯 also not easy to keep fulfilling all the needs and desires of your partner, and no one can do it for all the time. But then, there are ways when you can become good enough for the needs of your partner by just establishing an effective communication. Just talk about the issues that are getting constant negligence from both the sides, and then hope the things to fall in place automaticall
Anna:did you study psychology?
Sven: That’s a good hobby Anna
No I don’t study that
I serve my country Anna
Are you there with me
Anna: Still here
Sven: I much love you baby
Anna: Really, that quick?
And I still know nothing about you
Sven: Okay what did you want to know about me
I have told you everything about me Anna
Anna: You only told me about your divorce
I don’t even know where you are
Sven: An on deployment baby
Am in Sierra Nevada
For a mission
I live at California
That’s my hometown
Anna: Where’s sierra Nevada?
Sven: Kabul
Anna: Where’s Kabul. Isn’t that in Syria?
Sven: Yeah
That’s what am talking about
Anna: Kinda dangerous there right?
Sven: Yeah baby
So what else did you want to know about me Anna
Anna: What do you like to do?
Sven: I think am cleared
I love to have fun
Travelling
Anna: And how do you have fun, what do you do, like a hobby?
And where do you travel?
Sven: Eating some snacks
Swimming at the pool
Hearing some music
I travel to different country to have fun with my friends
Spain, Turkey
American
Anna: Nice, maybe you van visit England once.
Sven: Yeah baby
But am on a mission trip baby
And am spending 4 months less here baby
Anna: That’s not that long anymore
Sven: Yeah baby
I think you can believe me Anna
Anna: Of course I believe you
Why would someone lie about their hobbies, that's just silly
Sven: I lied
Anna: About what?
Sven: I think you said I lied about my hobbies Anna
Because I don’t get you
Anna: Haha
You don’t read well
Maybe you need to take off those fancy sunglasses of yours
Sven: Yeah baby
Am sorry
It’s your love baby
Deceiving baby
Anna: I don’t like that you accuse me of deceiving
Sven: No baby
Don’t get me wrong
I mean your love baby
Anna: Isn’t that part of me?
Sven: Am sorry then Anna
I just wanted to show you my love
Anna: Then you did a poor job of that
Sven: Sorry 🙏
Anna
I love you more
We need to build more trust and Honest in this relationship so that we can trust and have believe in each other also. I want you to know that Relationships bloom and live longer where trust plays it part. Your relationship is bound to have passion, desire, glimmer and everything rosy when trust factor remains there. Expecting a relationship to be sweet and warm without the trust factor would be a mistake, as it does not happen.
I feel so happy when i think of you. When you are not with me, it is your memories that brighten up my gloomy days. I will love you forever!
All the treasures and luxuries in the world would mean nothing without you being there. You are the jewel of my life. I love you.

But Anna was insulted and refused to respond

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:54 pm

Thursday December 20

Sven: Hello anna
Anna: Hi
I’m so happy for you
Sven: What’s that Anna
Anna: That you won from IS and can go home soon
You’re amazing
Sven: Yeah baby
Anna: Congratulations
Sven: Baby
Anna: Yes
Sven: Am not Happy baby
Because I don't have much in my account
Am sick
Anna: Oh, then you should go to the doctor.
Sven: The money with me have used to treat myself
Anna: I have some work to do, I'll talk to you later [color=black (it was my working day and coffee break was over, too bad for him)
[/color]Sven: I dont have anything more with me here
Later
Anna: but you don't need to. The army has doctors and they are free for the military men, but I think you never been sick so you don't know
Sven: Hey are you there
baby did you have kik app we could talk better on it
Anna:no I don't have it
Sven: how can you help me out with some cash
I told there is no doctor
and if there is doctor
am exhausted
I don't have access to my account because is been blocked
Sven: you didn't told me that but you should look more better. all army's have doctors

Friday
Sven: But they are not here with me
Anna: no of course not, it
it's not their job to hold your hand all day, they're in some sort of hospital tenting or something, playing with their instruments (I’m sure he didn’t get the reference, but it’s fun to say things like that now and then)
Sven: Syria
I have them before
But they are gone
But they can’t follow us all day
Anna: So where did they go?
Sven: They are not with us anymore
Anna: Where did they go?
Sven: They have gone back Anna
Are you teasing me
Anna: but you will too, trump has called the troups back so you'll be home soon
Sven: Yeah I know
I just have to get well before I go
Even am exhausted here
Am not having money for flight

haha you don't need to dummy, uncle Sam pays for the flight
Sven: No
He too his exhausted here
We don't have access to anything until we are done
Are you there??
Emma??
Anna: I’m here
Who is exhausted?
Sven: I mean me
Anna: Ok
Sven: Emma can you get me a card
Just to here from my aunt
Anna: Sure give me your address
Sven: At Syria
I mean an ITunes card From the store

And his account got nuked again.

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 3:57 pm

Friday
11:35 he contacted me from a new account that immediately got nuked
12:25 Again a new account.

12:53 And another new one with the last name Bond again
Sven: Are you there with me
I guess somebody is logging in to my account
That’s why I created a new account
Anna: Seems you have a problem with harkers
Sven: Yeah baby
Am fed up
Can you open kik
To talk well dear
I hate here
Anna: I don’t even know what kik is
Sven: Okay
Anna: Why do you hate here, half the world uses facebook
Sven: People hacks my account
Well forget about that
Anna: ok, I never had that problem here
Sven: okay
Anna
Can you get me a card from the store
??
Anna: I told you earlier I need your address
Now I have work. I’ll chat later
Sven: I said am still in Syria
Did you the meaning of the card am saying
Anna: Ok, that’s a bit generic, but fine.
Sven: I said you should send me amazon card any amount you’ve got I really need it to pudate my phone
How much amazon card can you afford
Are you there
(Emma thinks he’s talking about a greeting card, he didn’t catch up to Emma’s confusion
Anna: Do they have cards at amazon?
Sven: Yes you can get amazon card I the store with cash receipt
Anna: Cool I’ll check when I get home
Send me your address ok?
Sven: No you don’t address just get the card and send me here That all
You don’t need to stress yourself you can do all on cell phone

later
Anna: oh you're right. I just ordered it and sent it to Spencer Bond, Kabul, Syria. I hope it gets there before they ship you back to amercia
Sven: You can just Do it here on cell phone
And send it to me here on Facebook
Are you there
Anna: I've made them sent it to you directly, there's no fun in sending you a card on messenger
Sven: It will be slow dear
Bad network here
Omgggggg
Anna: hurh?
they ship the same day
Sven: You should have tell me before you do that
It will be late before it's get here
And I need it urgently Anna
Omgggggg
Anna: why the Omgggggg's?
Sven: How did you buy it anna
Anna: online in the amazon shop of course
Sven: Send me the receipt anna
Snap it and send it to me here
Anna: That's a rude thing to ask Sven
Sven: What
Is that rudeness
Anna: Yes
When someone buys you a gift you can’t ask for the receipt, that’s rude
Sven: ????
Okay am sorry
This what I meant
I mean a card 💳 from the store
Scratch and send me
That's what am saying Anna
Anna: hurh? How can I scratch a card that has been sent to you already?
did you hit your head?
Sven: Where did you send it who will receive it for me
Did you Inform me you are sending Me
Whom name did you send it to me
Anna: I asked you an address, you said I didn't need it so I just send it there. You will receive it for your name is on it ofcourse
yes, you
sven bond
that's you right?
Sven: Through where did you send it??
Anna: How am I supposed to know that. Ask amazon how they ship their parcels
Sven: I don't believe that
Show me the evidence of the 9
Card
Anna: how am I supposed to do that? they send it from amazon headquarters or something, not through me
Sven: Okay
Like how did you pay
Anna: damn man do you need to know everything? you really know how to ruin a surprise
Sven: I mean how much
Anna: RUDE!
Sven: 😁
Not so that Anna am sorry
Am sorry
It's not what you should have done
Asking if address is a old method anna
I love you Anna
Anna: Asking for an address is the most common way to send someone a card
Sven: I know Anna
I mean the faster way
Did you know an iTunes card Anna
Anna: I don’t know a faster way to send a card Sven
Sven: Okay
I will tell you my love
Did you know an iTunes card Anna
Anna: That’s got nothing to do with this
Sven: Also same Anna
You know what Anna
Anna: Something else entirely
Sven: It’s gone Anna
Anna: What’s gone?
Sven: They send it or not
Anna: What do you mean
Sven: Surely I will get it
They can’t take it here
It’s all bushy here
They can’t locate all
Anna: but everybody knows where the compounds are so they'll find it
Sven: Okay I will get that
Emma get me am iTunes card 💳 here
Just exhausted for now
Just scratch and send me the code number here
I got to exchange it with something
Please
Anna: I think you need some sleep now
And here things got interesting… He was chatting with coffinsurfer, aka Elsa at the same time and sent the wrong message to the wrong person Laughing

Sven: No Elsa
I have to reach my aunt now
Anna: Is your aunt there?
Sven: I got a call
She had an accident
And I got to send her some things
Omgggggg am fed up
Anna: What are you talking about?
Who is Elsa?
Sven: That’s my friend name
Anna: What friend?
Sven: It’s a mistake here
Anna: Who is she?
Sven: My friend online here
Is just mistake here
By typing her name
My phone is no longer good again Anna
Anna: What friend online? Are you chatting other woman?
and how can you blame your phone for telling me another name?
Sven: omg
Anna
It’s a typographical error
I can’t lie
Am telling you the truth
Am sorry Anna
Anna: Why are you chatting with other woman?
Sven: Am not chatting her
My phone is getting spoilt Anna
Typographical error message Anna
Am sorry
Trust me
I love you
Anna: you just told me it's your friend online
that's no typographical mistake. that name doesn't even look like mine
Sven: Yeah I can't lie
But she is my friend
She is older Than me
Even she's is not online Emma [color=black (liar, I was chatting with Elsa at the same time to plot his demise)
[/color] I don’t chat with her
Anna: what's her full name? How do you know her?
Sven: She send me a friend request Anna
Anna: Really?
What’s her full name?
Omg. This is how the cheating of my ex husband started also
Sven:No I can’t lie to you
Her name is Elsa Sparrow
I love you Anna
I can’t lie to you
Anna: O, I know her
Sven: Yeah
I can’t lie to you believe me
Are you there with me?
Let the games begin! Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:06 pm

I proposed coffinsurfer to start a group chat. He din't know what to do with us. I would've liked to be a little bird right there. It took him long to respond every time. I like to imagine him panicking and yelling: "oga, OGA HELP ME!" Laughing

Anna: hi guys
Elsa: Anna! Good to see you!
What are you up to?
Anna: Hi, it's been a while. how are you? My vacation just started
I wanted to introduce my new boyfriend to you, he told me you contacted him?
Elsa: Oh, lucky you! Are you going anywhere?
Anna: Just home to gran for a week, will visit mom and dad as well
Elsa: Oh, is he your boyfriend? Funny he's been sending me friend requests
Anna: really?
why?
he told me you were the one doing that
Sven, what's going on?
Elsa: Yes. I didn't realize that he had a friend. He told me he was single with a daughter
Oh, is he here?
Yes, Sven, what is going on?
Anna: yes, I started a group chat with the three of us, to introduce him to yo
daughter?
Sven: Hi guys
Anna: she's dead
Elsa: Not according to him.
Or at least what he's told me.
What's going on Sven?
Sven: My sister daughter living with me
Elsa: What about your daughter?
Sven: My true daughter is dead
Elsa: Oh, so you lied to me?
Sven: No
Elsa: Yes
Anna: hey, Sven, you told me you didn't even speak with Elsa
Elsa: You have no daughter
We've been chatting on and off all day
Sven: I have a daughter with me
Elsa: You just said your daughter is dead
Sven: My sister owns her
And she also my daughter
I care for her
Anna: your daughter is with you now? You said you're all alone
Elsa: So you lied to Anna?
Sven: She's on sick bed
Anna: and you told me that Elsa isn't online and you weren't talking to her
Sven: I only said that to Anna
No
Elsa: Said what to Anna?
Anna: no what? What did you tell only me
this is so damn confusing
Sven: She just came online Anna
Elsa: I have been online almost all day and you know it
Anna: that's what I noticed too
Sven... what's happening?
Elsa: Yes, Sven, what is going on ?
Anna: are you a fucking cheating scumbag like my ex?
Sven: Omgggggg
Anna: if you are I'll personally chop off your weiner
Sven: So confusing
Anna: explain
RIGHT NOW!!!
Sven: Okay
Elsa: what's confusing Sven? The fact that you've been caught lying?
Yes, Sven, explain yourself
Anna: ..... waiting.....
Elsa: Well?????
Sven: Before I meant you I told her my daughter is sick
Bed
But did not tell her she's is deas
Dead
Elsa: So you're saying that Anna is lying about what you told her?
Sven: But when I meant Anna
I told her everything about ne
Anna: no friggin way. I saved all our chats, even though some harkers shut down his accounts
Elsa: You told her your daughter is dead?
Anna: i'm not lying. he told me she's dead
Elsa: Why would you do that Sven and tell me that she's alive?
Sven: I said to Anna
My daughter is dead
But my sister daughter is with me
Anna: no you didn't tell me about your sisters daughter
Sven: That's my sister daughter Elsa
Anna: why the hell would you bring a child to syria with you
Elsa: So the child is your sisters kid?
Sven: Yeah am sorry
She's not in Syria
Elsa: So you lied to me?
Anna: but with you... so where are you? have you lied about where you are as well?
Sven: Yeah
But my own daughter is dead
Anna: is that why you couldn't find the field hospital?
Elsa: Ok. So you lied to me.
Well I guess you know that that will kill any possibility of getting money from me?
Sven: Am still in Syria
Anna: Elsa what are you talking about?
money?
Elsa: Yes he asked me for money to send to his "daughter" who was "sick"
Sven: Elsa Sparrow not that
Elsa: YES
Hold your money
Elsa: Don't lie anymore
I have the conveersations too
I plan on holding my money
Anna: Elsa, did he tell you anything about your own health by any chance?
Elsa: I don't send money to liars
He had told me he was sick earlier in the week
Anna: i mean about his health?
Elsa: But he never mentioned it again
Anna: guess that was a lie too then. He's been telling me all day he's exhausted and sick and he has no money for the fuckin field hospital that is FREE for soldiers
Elsa: Yep, sounds like it.
So, Sven, what do you have to say for yourself?
Anna: Sven?
I can't believe you're doing this to me
Elsa: I think the chicken shit has crawled into a hole
Sven: Both of you block me
If you think am lieing
Yes cause my sister daughter is also sick
Yeah my sister daughter is sick over there
Anna I ask money from her
If i should die here
I will die
So I have to send her money to treat her well
Elsa: He's not man enough to admit that he's a liar
BUT you said it was for your DAUGHTER
Sven: I can't lie to you
Elsa: So you LIED to me
You lied to me
Sven: Yeah is also my daughter
Elsa: Admit it
Anna: And you told me Elsa friended you
so you lied to me as well
Elsa: He sent me the friend request
and I can prove it
Anna: and you said she's not online all day, while she was
I believe you Elsa, I know you for years now, you wouldn't lie like that stupid bushwanker
Sven: She log out sometimes and log in later
Elsa: Bullshit
Sven: Am not here to cheat you
Anna: looks like that's exactly what you were doing
Elsa, what did he say to you?
Elsa: Yes that's exactly what he was doin
Anna: he told me he loves me
Sven: Blocks me if you want
Elsa: He told me that he wanted to spend the weekend with me
Anna: WHAT???
Sven why?
Sven: Anna go you don't believe me
Block me if you wanted to bye
Anna: If you don't lie you can explain
Elsa: Why don't you be a man Sven and admit what you've done
Sven: But am not here to dupe you guys
Anna: then what are you doing?
Elsa: That is exactly what you are doing
Sven: If that what you think
It's okay
Anna: dammit Sven, those who don't lie don't have to think about what to say

Sven: But am not to cheat
Elsa: Anna, here's part of our conversation today.
Another lie Sven?
Sven: Omg
Anna: <shocked emoji>
Sven: Just looking for the right one both of you
Elsa: Oh, so you thought you'd play us both for fools?
Ask us both for money maybe?
Anna: OMG so you just try us both and pick the one you like best?
that's sick
Elsa: For your dead daughter?
Sven: No
Elsa: YES
Anna: no for his imaginary sickness
Elsa: That's exactly what you've been doing
Sven: My daughter is dead
Am also sick here
Elsa: And you lied to me about her
Why don't you just admit the truth that you lied to me?
Anna: Yes, you're sick in the brain Sven.
Sven: Yeah I know I don't tell you the truth
Anna: your mother must've dropped you on your head as a baby
Sven: Am so sorry my love Anna
Anna: I can so imagine why your ex wife was drunk all the time. Did you lie to her all the time as well?
Sven: Omg Anna
Elsa: Must have
Sven: No
Elsa: Well, I guess you know that you won't be getting any money from me
Sven: I swear
Anna: no more cards from me. And I picked you out the nicest I could find
Elsa: You were right: he's a fucking cheating scumbag
Sven: Elsa
Elsa: Don't you talk to me you lying piece of shit
Anna: Sven do you love me?
Sven: Am sorry Anna
I won't do that anymore
Please
I love you more than my life Anna
Anna: Then stop talking to Elsa
Elsa: Once a liar, always a liar
Sven: Please forgive me
Anna: why would I do that?
Elsa: No problem with that Anna. I'll make sure he's out of my friends list
Anna: because you've been lying all the damn time?
Elsa: He wants forgiveness so he can do it again
Sven: Am sorry Anna
No more that again
Anna: why not?
Sven: Please????
Elsa: lol
Anna: because you can't handle the truth?
explain why you were lying
if you want my forgiveness
Sven: I will handle it now
Anna: handle what?
another lie?
Elsa: No doubt
Sven: The truth
Please forgive me
Elsa: You wouldn't know the trurh if it came up and bit you on the ass
Anna: you will handle the truth....
oh god Elsa did you hear that?
Sven: Yes
Anna: the earth just stopped turning
Sven: Am sorry
Elsa: and hell has frozen ove
Anna: Sven is going to handle the truth
Hallelujah
cows fly
Elsa: hahahahaha
Sven: Am sorry Anna
I much love you
Anna: so Sven start handling it right now
Elsa: and they've also come home
Am sorry Elsa Sparrow
Anna: the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
STOP TALKING TO Elsa!!!
Elsa: First he owes me one hell of an apology for lying to me
Sven: Am doing all this just to care for my self cuz am exhausted
But now I will handle the truth
Anna: yes, holding up a lie is exhausting
Elsa: APOLOGIZE
and fuck your exhaustion
Sven: Am sorry
Anna: weak
Sven: Forgive me Anna
Anna: not good enough
Sven: I love you
Elsa: very weak
Anna: fuck love
I want the truth
Elsa: yep
Sven: Am sorry
Elsa: Good luck getting it from him
Sven: The truth right
Elsa: That's the best you can do???? "Am sorry"???
that is laughable
Anna: yes, the truth
oh let me guess
you are in fact a woman
Sven: Anna I love you
Anna: lesbian, but you don't dare to admit
Elsa: He must be because he has no balls
Sven: I dont get you
Elsa: You got that straight junior
Sven: Stop this
Am sorry
Anna: you're still not explaingng the truth
Elsa: You deserve every bit of what you get for lying
Sven: Okay
Anna: the stage is all yours Sven, we're waiting for the confession
Sven: I was get divorced by my wife
Elsa: No wonder
Anna: yes... smart woman
Sven: We have a daughter
Elsa: Probably the best thing she ever did
Anna: who is dead
Elsa: who you told me is alive
Sven: Yes
Anna: go on
Sven: That's my sister daughter
Who is alive
Elsa: Your niece
Sven: My wife loves drinking always
Elsa: Can't blame her
Anna: Understandable with a husband like you
continue please
Elsa: I could use one now
Sven: She get drunked always
I try to find her out of this
But unfortunately could not
Anna: skip to the part where you decided to cheat on us both and lie to us
I don't really care about the others
Elsa: Yes do go on
Sven: Ok
There she's drunk
And get mad 😡
Elsa: You were probably cheating on her too
Stealing money
Anna: stop blabbering about your drunk wife
Sven: No
She is my wife
Anna: so you aren't divorced?
you're cheating on her too
Sven: She just came one day and got me a divorced letter
Elsa: Who knows, maybe he isn't divorced. Maybe that was a lie too
Sven: From her
No Elsa
Elsa: Maybe you're still married
Sven: Am not lieing
Anna: and you're so trustworthy
Sven: Am single
Anna: hitting on 2 woman, why?
Elsa: I guess I was right...it was only for the money
Anna: Looks like you're right Elsa
Men are scumbags... they're all the same
Elsa: I had a feeling because he was getting nasty with me about sending the money
Yes I think they are
Sven: Am here
No
Believe me
Elsa: They treat us like shit but forget that if it weren't for us, they wouldn't be alive
Anna: of course I believe you Sven
When the sun sets in the east
Elsa: God, Anna, you had me going there for a second
And rises in the west
Sven: Omgggggg
I told you am sorry
Elsa: Somehow I don't think you god is going to help you
Oh, so you think a simple "am sorry" will make it all better?
Anna: haha, glad I'm not Ruth... I don't think I like his god
Sven, tell us, what was a lie and what was the truth?
Are you in Sierra nevada?
Sven: I know you no longer believe me
It's all okay Elsa
It's okay Anna
If you don't like my God it's okay
Thanks
Anna: you're welcome
are you in kabul?
Elsa: I don't think your god likes liars either
Sven: Am still in Syria
Anna: show us a picture of you right now
Elsa: But you know that you're coming home because trump is pulling everyone out
Sven: Am left 4dayz
Elsa: Yes, that's a good idea
Oh, so you're leaving in 4 days?
Sven: I all told you my phone is no good
Anna: haha Elsa you thought he had 4 days left to live?
In his case I"m starting to think that's a good thing
Sven: Omgggggg
Elsa: So you told me that your agent was coming to see you on the 27th
So you won't even be there
Sven: Thanks for making me feel bad and sad tonight
Elsa: So that's another lie
Anna: so now I'm the bad one?
Elsa: That is your own fucking fault
Anna: you were lying not me
you deserve to be castrated by an amateur vet
Sven: Have told her to go back
Anna: you told me you don't have money to go home
Elsa: Anna, honey, I don't think he has anything worth castrating
Anna: you might be right
Elsa: REAL men don't lie like this
Elsa: You don't lie to someone you claim to love OR to friends
Anna: the " real " is the problem here
he keeps avoiding answering our questions while he promised the truth
Sven show us a picture of you right now
Elsa: He wouldn't know the truth
Yes, where's the pic?
Anna: ... waiting....
Elsa: With a sign saying "I'm sorry Anna and Elsa for lying"
Anna: yes
Elsa: Well??????

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:08 pm

Meanwhile, he's been chatting with me at the same time. We started a conversation, which was nuked by fb...several times.

All I have is a bit of the usual boring by-the-book stuff in the beginning:

On the 18th:

Swen: To be in love means being patient but to be patient you must trust him/her first. You can never find love through the eye or ear, so you must trust the only thing that will never fade until you die, your heart....Love is like trust, when you find your special someone it is as if you're trusting them with your heart. Trust is what you put in someone's hands.....

I feel so happy when i think of you. When you are not with me, it is your memories that brighten up my gloomy days. I will love you forever!

We need to build more trust and Honest in this relationship so that we can trust and have believe in each other also. I want you to know that Relationships bloom and live longer where trust plays it part. Your relationship is bound to have passion, desire, glimmer and everything rosy when trust factor remains there. Expecting a relationship to be sweet and warm without the trust factor would be a mistake, as it does not happen.

I love you

On the 20th:

Swen: Am not here to talk too much
Because am sick
Am really not doing well
Am so that sick

Elsa: Well then we can chat when you're feeling better

Swen: And am on a mission

Elsa: ok. well we can chat some other time then, when you feel better

Swen: And am exhausted now

Elsa: Well then maybe you should go rest rather than chatting on here

Swen: We dont have access to our account when we on mission

Elsa: well then we can chat some other time

Swen: Please can you help me as a good friend to me

Elsa: Well I'll keep you in my good thoughts and hope that you feel better soon

Swen: I need some cash now elsa
Just to feel better and treat myself elsa

Elsa: They pay you there

Swen: No
That will be after the mission elsa

Elsa: Well then you can wait

Swen: We spending 4months
Also my daughter is also sick there

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:40 pm

After a back and forth about sending money...the usual "I don't have access to my account..." stuff, he finally delivers.

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:26 pm

I do believe we’ll have to re-write the definition of “between a rock and a hard place” after this exchange …..

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:44 pm

This will be amusing to follow. When can we expect Olaf the cute snowman to dollar-chop the payment?

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:24 pm

Since Anna is not online, Swen thought he could chat with Elsa some more, both in the group chat (posted here) and pm.

First, he renamed the group "you must say the truth", then "forgive me emma"

Elsa: Or how about "Spencer is still begging for money from Elise?" group
Swen: I told Emma about that So you don't need All that
Elsa: Oh, so you told her that you've been back on with me today still begging for money?
Swen: I don't have much to say If you have any thing to do You can get out of here
Elsa: And you don't have the right to tell me to do anything junior
Swen: Okay senior
Elsa: Yes, I am a senior
Oh, now swen, stop being nasty to me on pm "Hell with you"
shame shame
Swen: You teacher You know it you can
Elsa: Emma will not be happy that you're treating me this way
Swen: Explain it
Elsa: Nope junior. Since you were so nasty to me, I won't.
I don't explain things to nasty boys
Swen: Oops Naughty teacher you explain that
Hell with you
Elsa: Emma will not be happy with you and your treatment of me
Swen: When you are so that of nasty
Fuck you
Elsa: I'm not the one using the foul language
Swen: Nasty teacher Teacher me your language
Elsa: I don't teach bad boys anything
Swen: If Emma doesn't like me anymore I will stay on my Okay
Am not a bad boy I asked for a help from you
Elsa: She certainly won't like the way you are talking to me
You don't swear at someone then ask for help
Swen: Elsa You are gone
Elsa: Nope, still here
Swen: Hold it
Elsa: ok
no problem
Swen: Thanks
Elsa: you're welcome
Swen: Am not coming to your house Why are you welcoming me
Elsa: I know you're not coming here

And it looks like fb has nuked him once again.

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:36 pm

Part of the chat he had going while he was cussing me out on the group chat:

Swen: Hy
Am still here to beg for money Lol
Elsa: whatever
Swen: Please can you send me some
Elsa: I could but I'm not going to
I don't send money to people who tell me to fuck off
or to go to hell
Swen: Okay is that It's okay It's all past
Okay hold your money
Nice Elise
Okay can you send me a phone
Elsa: Why
Swen: It's okay Sorry
Let's forget about it Elsa
Elsa: I'll forget about the money and the phone
Swen: Am your junior

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:13 pm

This morning

Anna: Are you going to give us the truth or not?
Sven: Anna you should believe me
dont you love me anymore again
anna am beggin swann to send me money
anna forgive me
i love you
i wont betray you
Anna: Why are you begging her and when are you going to tell me the fucking truth?
Sven: the truth is
when i havent meant you i ask for her love
but she didnt
and she told me am a freind with Anna that we are young to be together.
truly i asked her for some money just to send to my niece over there..
and to treat myself
Anna: no that's not the truth
you told her you were going to her this weekend and she never told you she knows me
and you asked for money for your daughter
I'm willing to forgive sven but you just keep lying
Sven: Am going to spend the weekend with her
Yeah i told her that
She told me she knows you
And truly I asked Money for sister daughter
Anna you don't love me anymore
Anna: Yes I do but you're still lying
You told her she's your daughter and why do you say you want to spend the weekend with her if you want to be with me
She never told you she knows me. You found that out when we started talking with the tree of us yesterday
And how will you spend the weekend with her if you can't even get out of syria?
Sven: Am Anna
Anna: No, I am Anna
Sven: Am sorry anna
I just can't feel myself anymore
Anna: Yes that's a common symptom af a liar being revealed
Sven: Am sorry
Anna: For what exactly?
Sven: She told me that am I chatting with Anna
Haven't replied her
For lieing to you
Anna: So tell me the truth so i can forgive youI believe you're not who you say you are
Sven: My sister daughter lives with me
Truly my daughter is dead
That's all my lies
Anna: No thats not all
Sven: What again Anna
Anna: you said elsa told you she knows me
You told here you were fine and told me you're sick
You wanted to be with me and spend the weekend with elsa
Sven: No I dont say that
I told her am sick
Anna: You told me you couldn't leave syria but you can visit her
And you were supposed to make a picture holding a sign sayim " I'm sorry Anna and "Elsa"
That's the least you could do after all the lying and cheating
Sven: I just need the money from just to send to my sister daughter
To treat her self
Anna: That doesn't justify your behaviour
And stop changing the topic
Sven: Omgggggg
If you don't trust me Anna
It's okay
Anna: Just make that picture and all will be forgotten
Sven: What picture
Don't get you
Anna: A picture of you holding a sign saying " I'm sorry Anna and Elsa"
Sven: My phone is no good
I told you that
Anna: Your phone is not the problem sven
Sven: What is it Anna???
Anna: You are
Sven: Okay can you get me a phone to believe me
Anna: No, I can help you after you made me that picture
Sven: Omg
Believe me Anna
My phone is no longer good
Anna: Use the phone of one of your buddy's
Sven: Omg
I try to show you only my hand of saying sorry
But will be cross fit
Anna: Stop talking nonsense
You fucked up, you'll make it right again
I don't care what you look like, i want you to do this to know youre sincere
Sven: What this
Anna: Yes the picture
Sven: <picture of ITP>
Anna: not what I asked for, but looks like nothing is wrong with your phone
you should make one holding a sign saying "I'm sorry Anna and Elsa"
Sven: That's not my phone
And I can't do that anymore
If you don't believe me
It's okay
Anna: you just don't trust me
something's going on but if you'd trust me you'd just tell me
Sven: I trust you
Tell you what
If you can get me a phone
I will do anything you want
See Anna am on bed
Feeling shivering
Anna: you look fine to me
And I told you I can help you after you did what's right
Sven: What is it Anna
Anna: tell me the truth and make me the picture holding that sign
damn, you just act like you're stupid
Sven: I told you my phone is no good
What did you want me to do
Because I know you no More love me
Much later
Sven: Anna am begging for a phone from Elsa

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:29 am

This is amazing, especially that group chat!!

Quote:

Anna: I can so imagine why your ex wife was drunk all the time.

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 1:20 pm

I love the three-way!

Shut up JC.

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:32 pm

I was supposed to be on my own safari now.... but due to unforeseen circumstances I found myself stranded in harsh conditions, so I decided to torture Sven some more.

So ladies and gentleman, I hereby present you Sven, who is (surprise surprise) a 28 year old g-guy from Lagos. He wanted to wish us a happy 2019... or had to because Anna demanded it, but that's just semantics.

He's so sorry for his lies and he loves Anna so much and wants her to help him (of course, who doesn't these days?) but Anna is out of the country for another few days. Which gives me time to plot. What shall we make this little scumbag do? I'm thinking since he asked so nicely he might get a nice donation which he has to pick up across the border. Twisted Evil

Birlic, are you in again?

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:11 pm

Well, I'm totally IN... from the next week, we can start the "Courtesy Parcel" operation. Cotonou? Parakou? Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:08 pm

Yay! This will be fun.
Parakou is a longer distance, so let's start with that, cotonou is option 2 to make it a little easier for him Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:13 am

- Anna wants to help Sven, so she went to her church and asked Reverend Paul to help her in this.
- The good Reverend has agreed to use some money from the church's funds to send a parcel of electronic products: "The Courtesy Package". Laughing

- Sven has to choose the desired products (laptops, mobile phones, TV, video cameras, etc) from the amazon.com online store. The total value of the products will be $10,000.
- In addition, Anna wants to send $25,000 to Sven. The Reverend Paul sends the parcel to Sven, with Anne's money hidden inside, among the boxes of Iphone and laptops. Laughing

Of course, the shipping company (TSC) will have some logistical problems, so the parcel will get to Benin.
Sven has to go to recover the package. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 3:38 pm

I'll be updating the chat from the past week in parts. Since his profile got nuked again I decided to be on hangouts a bit more.

Saturday dec. 22
Sven: Are you there
Anna: yup
Sven: How are you doing baby
Anna: I'm ok, what happened to your facebook account?
Sven: I block it myself
I will never open again
Anna: why not? What's wrong?
Sven: It's okay
Let's forget about that
Anna: good to know, but why didn't you want to be on facebook anymore?
Sven: Do you still love me Anna
Because of hackers
And Elsa
Anna: I told you yesterday, you do what I asked of you and all will be forgotten

Sunday dec 23
Anna: Just in case we don't speak anymore today, I'm leaving to go to the Netherlands tomorrow, so I won't be online very much for a week. (I told this to all my lads, just in case someone posts something on Anna’s timeline, I like to get the story straight)
Sven:Where are you going Anna???
Anna: I just told you, Netherlands
Sven: Why
Are you living me alone Anna
<crying emojis>
You are living me alone
<heart emojis>
Anna: That's hardly leaving you alone, that's just spending christmas with my family
Sven: Are you married over there???
Anna: I already told you I'm divorced
did you forget already?
Sven: Anna am sorry
Come back for me my love
I wasn't planning on to cheat on anyone
Am here to say am sorry
I love you more
Anna: come back to where? What are you talking about?
and you were trying to cheat with Elsa. Are you still talking to her?
Sven: No
Am no more talking to her Anna
So you mean that you don't love me anymore right
Am not trying to cheat Elsa
Anna: I mean that you were cheating on me with Elsa. And who said I don't love you?
Sven: Okay If am cheating on Elsa will I tell you her name
Will I tell you that I know her Anna??
Just try to believe me
Anna: you told her you wanted to spend the weekend with her
and you have been lying about a lot of other things
You make it so hard for me to trust you, but I want to
Sven: Am standing on with God who doesn't cheat
Am not trying to cheat on Elsa and you
Anna: then why did you want to spend a weekend with her?
Sven: No Anna really true I told her wanna spend the weekend with her but then we haven't been dating
Just even I don't meant what I said
To God who made me Anna
I love you so much Anna
You are my treasure
Anna: then why all these lies sven?
Sven: What again Anna
???
Emma: we spoke about this before, but you never explained
Sven: Anna am swearing to you
Emma: swearing what Sven?
Sven: Explained what I told you everything about it
What again Anna
You're making me cry
Emma: No, you explained nothing
Sven: <crying emojis>
Emma: and you were supposed to send me a picture with a sign remember?
Sven: Anna am swearing my phone is no longer good can't take a shot of camera 🎥
Am tired of being using the phone
Anna believe me
Why are you doing this to me
The picture I sent to you was taken from my friend phone 📱
and his no longer with me Anna anymore
Emma: You're just making up excuses
I want to know what's going on. Why do you not trust me?
Sven: I trust you with my life
And the whole earth
Emma: then tell me what's really going on
Sven: Anna I love you
Emma: you love your lies
Sven: Lies again
Emma: so tell me. Why did facebook delete your accounts?
Sven: What is it Anna
Emma: I'm asking you Sven
Sven: The problems am having is the hackers
And secondly am having too lots of messages
Emma: from only me and Elsa?
Sven: Like sex videos and more pictures
From scammed ladies Anna
Believe me
Am not lieing here
Emma: from what I can find it's the profiles of hackers and abusers that get disabled
Sven: They log into my account without knowing it will be blocked I will to create another one
Sometime some messages I don't like I will log out the account myself and create again so that's all Anna
Emma: you're not making any sence
Sven: Omg
🙉
🙉
Emma: what?
Sven: Why did you say that to me Anna?
Emma: because you're talking nonsense
and you still didn't send me a picture of you with a sign
to make it easier for you, and because you don't want to chat with Elsa anymore, you can just write "I'm sorry Anna" or "I love you Anna"
Sven: I told you about my phone
Emma: then ask someone else to make the picture
Sven: "I am sorry Anna" I love you
Emma: I know that
you act like you're stupid again
you need to write that on a piece of paper, hold it and have someone make a picture of you showing that paper
Sven: Omgggggg Anna
Will I ask a stranger to do that for me
Emma: yes
Sven: Omg baby
Emma: if you need to
Sven: They are girls Anna
I cant do that
Emma: no problem Sven
then they'll all know that you're mine
Sven: All girls here are prostitute I can't go out for them to do that
Anna try to believe me
I love you Anna
<emojis>
Emma: You have a great sense of humor
that's what I like about you
but prostitutes in Syria.... no way. They'd be decapitated
Sven: Not all of them Anna
Do you think they are all
Emma: I didn't say all syrian woman are prostitutes. Those are your words
Sven: Women here they are not decapitated
Okay
Believe me
Emma: of course not, only the prostitues
Sven: Yeah prostitutes they are decapitated but not all
Okay
Emma: see, so there are woman around that are not prostitutes. and if there are prostitutes, that means there are also men around
so taking that into account, there should be no problem finding someone to make that picture
Sven: Going there with those men with prostitutes entering there an prostitutes will come over me
And ask for nonsense Anna
<lots of emojis>
Emma: you act like you live in the secret dungeon of a brothel
Sven: Yeah let me be
Till I leave here
Okay
Emma: ahw Sven don't be so touchy
okay
Sven: I love you Anna
<emojis>
Emma: you're a very funny guy. I like that

<lots of emojis>
Emma: so tell me the truth Sven. Where are you?
Sven: Won't you reply me that
Still in Syria my love of my life
Am left with two days
Baby am not having enough money for my flight baby
Emma: 2 days?
friday it was 4 months
time just flies by when you're having fun ain't it?
but seriously.... syria.... I don't believe it.
Sven: But I told you before am left with for days
Have you forgotten about it
Am sorry baby won't I feed myself baby
Would you send me some cash Anna
Please!!!!
Love you
Emma: you still didn't do as I asked of you
and how am I supposed to send money if you're out in the bush, it'll never reach you
Sven: Baby I can't get to those ladies
Please
My agent will get that for me
Because his in West Africa now
Emma: an agent in west africa.... this is getting more interesting by the minute
how will he get it to you
Sven: He will be easy for him to do that for me before i get out okay Anna
When he gets to him he will try as much as possible to get me the money before getting to the airport baby
Emma: sounds good
Sven: Can I send you the account details Anna
Emma: I think you can Sven
Sven: Okay baby
Emma: ok, goodnight
Sven: <Nigerian account>
Hans?
Sven: Yeah that's his name
Emma: can I have his emailaddress?
Sven: Why that again Anna??
He has logout
Emma: to contact him of course silly man
Sven: Don't worry I trust him
Emma: give me the fucking emailaddress Sven
Sven: Why
Emma: to contact him
I shouldn't have sent you a card, I should
have sent you reading glasses
I'm tired. Going to bed now instead of waiting for your reply all the time
Sven: How is that possible to contact him
Emma: through email of course
Sven: We talk about that when you awake
He has logout maybe other time Anna
Emma: I don't see the problem Sven
email can be sent at any time, he can read it when he's online again
Sven: He is with his family
I cant keep disturbing him over there
It's night over there
Emma: Okay
you know his emailaddress, you can give it to me
Sven: I don't know if I knew I will give it to you it's nothing try to understand Okay
What a fuck???
Emma: no thank you, we're not married, that's not proper
Sven: No baby understand me
We get married soon
Try to understand me okay
Emma: goodnight Sven
Sven: I love you Anna
<tons of emojis>
You don't reply that Anna
It's okay good night my Iove sleep well

He probably forgot that Anna would leave the country the next day Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 3:53 pm

Monday 24 december (midnight)
Sven: Anna he told me nothing like email address over there
It's just a departmental
That's you should send the money my love
And he will make it as much as possible the money will get to me Anna
Be calm Anna I trust him he's my brilliant agent am having
Later:
Sven: And I will use his phone to do what i am to do you Anna
much later:
Missed call from Sven
Later
Anna: you will use his phone to do what exactly Sven? I don't understand you
Sven: But told I should snap a picture showing me with a paper
Have you forgotten your request??
Okay
Anna: no I haven't forgotten Sven but you don't talk very clearly. Have you been drinking?
Sven: I told you my has a problem
I told you my phone is no good
Anna: I told you that's nonsense
Sven: What's is nonsense
???
Are you there with me?
Anna: I'm preparing for my flight Sven, packing up the final things
Sven: Wow
What about the money Anna
???
Anna: what about it Sven?
Sven: Won't you send me again
Have sent you the account details
Anna: I know
I'm going to the airport now. Talk to you later
Sven: Omg
You know this will take a a long steps to send me the money when you travel Anna
Am preparing for my flight tomorrow baby
Latest 6am my flight will be ready Anna
What the hell Anna
??
Anna: (really late in the evening) oh, that's great, so you'll be home for christmas
Sven: Yeah
Please send me the money now
It's getting late Anna
Are you there Anna???
After midnight:
Missed call from Sven
Hi. hope you had a good flight
<picture of an itp he pretended to be>
I had bad flight but I thank God Anna
You dissatisfied me Anna
But merry Christmas 🎄
Anna
I love you Anna

Tuesday, late afternoon. I was away, so only came online now and then.
Anna: Hurh? How am I the one to dissatisfy you,
Merry Christmas anyway
Sven: I told am not having enough money for my flight
And you told me I should my account details and I send you
And I wait for the money in the next day
I had to borrow money from my agent before I move Anna
Didn't you dissatisfied 😒
me
And you promised Anna
Anna: You asked me if you can send your account. I just told you I think you can. I made no promises, just expressed my faith in your abilities. You knew I was ready to leave the country. What did you expect me to do?
Sven: Are you angry Anna
??
But you just have to tell me that you can't get that for me that exact
Maybe other time
And I will know what I will do but thank God things go good and nice Anna
Am sorry for making that statement Anna
Am sorry 🙏
Anna: Get what for you exact? You speak unclear.
Have you been drinking?

Wednesday evening
Sven: Anna
Let forget about that
But I got to ask you a question Anna
You never told me you love me!!
Anna
Since have been texting you my messages
You never told me that
Dear Anna
I want you to know how much I love you. We have been through so much in these last few months, but our love has always come out on top. You mean so much to me, and my only desire is to make you as happy as you make me. You can do the slightest thing and it warms me; most of the time you don't even realize it. You are always in my thoughts and in my heart. I never knew that love could be so wonderful until I met you. You have given me a new perspective on so many things. I will always treasure our love and keep it safe. I love you, Baby.
Anna: Sven, it's been what? A week now? I told you it doesn't come that easy for me. It takes time. I'm learning to trust again after my recent divorce, but talk about love... It scares me
Sven: Don't be scare Anna
I promise to be there for you
Trust means to believe.I trust you, means I have no doubt in my mind about your honesty, integrity and credibility.No relationship can survive without trust.How to develop and keep the trust in a relationship forever, because as soon as the trust breaks, the relationship breaks.
Don't be scare Anna I can't betray you to be

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 4:15 pm

Thursday (a continuous chat. I was frustrated, so I decided to annoy him. It worked)

Anna: Then make me the picture that I asked of you. You made me a picture the other day, so nothing is wrong with your pgone
Phone
Sven: Omgggggg Anna
You try to believe me
I use my agent phone for That Okay
Try to understand me okay
Is it all about begging you
I try to show up my love still you still insist on something else
Try to get me Anna
Anna: Your agent is in Nigeria. How does this make sense what you're saying?
Sven: He came to meet me at the Syria airport
What are saying??
I told you is in West African and as I said am about to travel back to my country and he came meet me at the airport
Did you get that!!
But I never in the past nor do I intend to intentionally hurt someone by cheating,mistreating or abusing them.
Am Really serious about you and interested in getting to know you.I will be waiting for your calm and humble reply
Anna I love you
To be in love means being patient but to be patient you must trust him/her first. You can never find love through the eye or ear, so you must trust the only thing that will never fade until you die, your heart....Love is like trust, when you find your special someone it is as if you're trusting them with your heart. Trust is what you put in someone's hands....Anna believe me...
Anna: Yeah, well after all those lies of yours and the evasive answers, it's a bit hard to trust. I do however believe there's a nice guy inside there somewhere
Sven: Omg Anna
You don't believe me
And you know I trust you with everything Anna
And have told you am sorry what else did you want Anna
Omgggggg Anna
Trust is what makes everyone realize that you are always there for them. Faith is what makes everyone realize that you are always there to help them in case they need some help. Love makes not everyone,but the only one in your life who is special,think that you are always there for him,to be with him, to make him realize how much you really love him
Anna: What I want from you Sven? The truth of course. Not that bullshit you were trying to feed me while talking with Elsa
Sven: Okay Anna
Am swearing with God who created me and you
I will make the truth no longer lie in me but have left this Anna
Believe me
Anna: Because you ask so nicely
Sven: I love you Anna
Anna: I don't believe you
Sven: I can't stay with lie anymore
Believe me Anna
Anna: There's no such thing as a soldier having a nigerian agent picking him up at the front
You think I'm stupid?
Sven: What the hell Anna
Anna: Believe me Anna trust me
Believe me Anna trust me
That's all i hear from you
Sven: I have an agent he lives at USA he stays in Alabama
With his family
Anna: Are you the nigerian agent?
Be honest please
Sven: But he was an African
Anna: I'm no racist if that's what you're afraid of
Sven: He was born in African
Anna: I asked you a question
Sven: What
?
Anna: Read back. Don't pretend to be stupid
Sven: What is it don't get you
I told you he was an African man
Am i lieing
Am fed up with you Anna
To be sincere
Anna: Are you the nigerian agent? I'm no racist if that's what youre afraid of. I know some people hide where they're from because they are afraid to be judged by that alone. I'm not like that
Sven: How can I be the agent myself Anna
What are you are you saying??
Anna: To be honest I'm quite attracted to african men
Sven: Then go and ask about him
Anna: Would be a real shame if I'm wrong
Sven: What the hell
Bye for now
Anna: Don't act like a baby Sven
Sven: Am fed up
You ask me every blessed day with a question
Anna: Don't be. Just admit you're lies and we're ok
Sven: What have I done to you is it up that
Anna: Don't change the topic
Sven: Am not changing the topic
Anna: Then just answer my question
Sven: If you don't believe me it's okay
Forget about me Anna
Anna: No I can't
I know that behind the lies is a heart of gold
Sven: What did you mean
Anna: You know what I mean. You're just hiding
Sven: Hiding what
Tell me Anna??
Are you there
Anna: Who you really are
Sven: Omg Anna I Dont get you
Anna: Yes you get me, you just don't want to be honest
Sven: Have told you the truth
Anna: If you say so Hans
Sven: Am not Hans
Am Sven
Okay
Do you Mean that no one bears Hans right
Anna: I mean that your name is Hans
The agent thing is a lie
Sven: Who are you Anna? 3
Anna: Anna of course
I never lied to you
Sven: For being staying not to believe
Anna: You were the one to start the lies
Hans?
Sven: Anna forget about me
Go away from me
Anna: No
I know that behind the lies must be a good man, so please show yourself to me
Sven: Omg Anna
You want a serious relationship right
Anna: Yes. One based on honesty
Sven: And trustworthy person
Why do you think im giving you this chance
Sven: Am from Nigerian Okay
Anna: Ok
Sven: I know you want lies
Anna: So are you Hans or is he your brother
Sven: No its my brother
I know you want lies
Anna: What's your real name?
Sven: My younger brother
<snipped>
My name is <snipped>
Anna: <snipped> is your first name?
It's really nice
Sven: Okay
Anna: <complete name snipped>?
Sven: Yes
Anna: How do people call you?
My full name is <snipped>, but everybody calls me Anna
Sven: <snipped> (joy)
Anna: Wow nice
Sven: But I love you Anna
Anna: I know that, and now we can try to make this work. I know you're honest now
Where do you live in Nigeria?
Sven: How did you want to do that
Lagos
Anna: By getting to know eachother for real this time
Sven: I can tell you the truth
Now
Anna
Anna: Yes you can
Thank you
Sven: I have a brother he has graduated from University
But there is no employment opportunities here for him to work
Anna: And you?
Sven: And we have been suffering from this
Anna: I can imagine
Sven: Me too am also graduated
Am sorry for lieing Anna
Anna: Are you working?
Sven: No
But I study banking and finance
Anna: It's okay. I forgive you, i promised you
Really, like me. Nice
Sven: Thanks Anna
Anna: How old are you?
Sven: Can you help me Anna
28
Are you there?
Anna: Yes I'm here
Sven: Can you help me Anna
Please!!!!
Anna: I'm out of the country now, not much i can do till im back
Sven: Yes you told me that
Did you promise
Anna: I promised to forgive you and I said I want to get to know the real you
Then I can see how I can help you ok?
Sven: Am here for you Anna
Am no more here to lie for you Anna
Anymore
Am really sorry for lieing Anna
I begged you
I love you Anna
Anna: I know and you are forgiven
Can you send me a picture of yourself?
Sven: I can date you
Okay
This is me Anna
I can get you more
Anna: Dont see anything
Sven: <picture>
Did you see that
Anna: I see it now
Cute
Thank you
Sven: Anna I fell in love with you
Anna: Now make me one holding a sign saying happy 2019 Anna
Sven: I don't get you
Anna: So ill know its realy you this time
Sven: Explain more better Anna
Anna: Just write it on a paper "happy 2019 Anna"
Make a picture of you holding the paper
Sven: It's dark here Anna
But I can snap you a paper here right now
Writing happy 2019 Anna
Anna: You can do it tomorrow. There's no rush
Just a paper doesn't show me its really you
Ill wait till tomorrow
Sven: Okay Anna
But am really so sorry
Forgive me Anna
Anna: Already did that
I'm just happy you're being honest now
Sven: Thanks Anna
But Anna I like you
I felt for you along
Suffering make me do all this Anna
Am sorry
Anna: There was some strange connection, so I really like to know the real you
Sven: But am afraid Anna
Anna: Of what?
Sven: That you will forget about me
Anna: How can I do that?
You'r pretty memorable already
Sven: Give me your contact Anna
And I give you yours
Anna: You have my contact
Sven: Are you there
Anna: Sorry, I have to log out now. I'm with my family and have been chatting so long now it's rude. I'll talk to you later
Sven: Yes Anna give me your contact number
Sorry, company phone, only for business calls
Anna: Bye. Don't forget to make the picture
Sven: Okay 👌
Thanks Anna
Bye
You are about tracking me down Anna
I don't believe you

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:44 pm

Friday December 28:
Sven: O
Because I know you are a consultant and you are gonna track me down
Anna don't worry leave me alone
The picture I sent to you it's truly me but please don't hesitate to track me down
Bye Anna
Anna: Why are you doing this? And why would I track you down? I just want to be 100% sure who I'm talking to this time. After what you did I'm sure you understand that
Sven: <Missed call from Sven>
Okay am gonna do that now
But first let's made a video call i want to see you too
Let's make that Anna
<picture of Sven holding the sign>
That's it Anna I think you should be sure of this Anna
It's sunny here Anna that's isn't cool
Anna: Thanks for putting my mind at ease. You're really hanson
Sven: I was just waking up and I decided to take that shot just to make you happy
Anna I tho you can trust me now
Are you there with me
Anna: You made me really happy with it. Thank you
Sven: Anna I. Can you help me
I want to work
Am enough to work
Please I wish to come and meet you
Anna you are not there replying me anymore because I told you the truth about me
Anna: No, that's not it. I told you I'm visiting my family this week so I'm not online as much right now. I'll have more time to chat as soon as I'm back home
Don't worry
Sven: When will you be back home Anna
???
Anna: Not completely sure yet, but I think I'll go back on January 1st, might be earlier, but I'm invited to a very nice party on new years eve with some friends I haven't seen in a long time
How are you today?

Saturday
Sven: Fun thanks
Anna the party 🎉
you are invited to
I know you will find a man which your heart has been chosen
I know you love someone there Anna
Please don't love anyone else I begged you
Don't betray me please
Please I love you Anna
Anna: Where did that come from? You really think I'm some cheap ho that just falls for every guy she meets? Think again
Sven: It's not what you think Anna it's because I love you
Anna: really? Then why accuse me of being in love with someone else when I just started to trust you
Sven: Am sorry Anna
I love you Anna
I just can't think straight
Anna please can you come to Africa
Anna: Wow, I've never been there. Will have to think about that
Why do you want me to come there? Is it even safe for me? Im a bit nervous about that to be honest
Sven: Safety here is guarantee
With me you have all
I love you so much, Sweetie. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. You are like the best poetry ever composed, the best song ever played, the best picture ever painted. I never thought that someone like me could get so lucky!meeting you one on one will be the best thing that will ever happen to me I heart you a lot from the depth of my heart ♥
..
Among the seen and unseen you are the best.. Mouth can't describe how much I love you Anna..
Anna: You really are very sweet
Can you please tell me more about you? I guess the divorce and the dead daughter is not real, so please tell me what's your real story. I want to know the real <snipped lads name>

Sunday December 30
Sven: yes you guessed right, Anna am not divorced and I don't have any daughter with me and am not married
Even common girlfriend am not having
Am just lieing all this while am sorry for that
But now am real
I will gladly tell you everything you want to know about me
Trust me Anna
Anna: Honey, I'm trying to build a foundation of trust here, so please tell me all about you. You already know about me
Sven: Okay
I was born on February 14
Born with 6 family 3 siblings
I study banking and finance at Ekiti state University 🎓
(Eksu) and am graduated 🎓
searching for work
And am the first born of the family and I have 3brothers left which are my younger brothers
Anna: thanks, that's a good start. So you have no job, what do you like to do all day?
Sven: Get a good job to cater for my heartbeat and my family
Anna: do you have hobbies?
Sven: Yes
Not really sure still searching for job
Anna: what are your hobbies then? Just tell me? I want to know you
I have sent my pastor a message earlier and he told me he'll be able to help. I'm going to meet him when I'm back in england
Sven: Like to sing , play football
Chatting, traveling around and meeting new people
Anna: really? What do you sing? Did you record anything?
Sven: That's it
Haven't record a single because I have no one to sponsor that
Anna: That's a shame. What type of music do you sing?
Sven: I can sing anything depend on inspiration I have
Did you get that
I got inspiration all times I do sing anything at most
Are you there with me
Anna: Ok, I understand
Did you get the message I sent to you earlier? You didn't respond to it
Sven: What's the message Anna
??
Anna: Just read back pls
Sven: Anna there is a lot of messages please remind me
Please
Anna: About the message from my pastor
Sven: Okay what is it all about
Tell me please
Anna: I have sent my pastor a message earlier and he told me he'll be able to help. I'm going to meet him when I'm back in england
This is what I wrote
Sven: That's nice Anna
So when are you going to England
Anna: I don't know yet how, but I'll talk to him about it
Im going back home tuesday I think
Sven: You can do it fast Anna
Anna send me your pictures
Presently
There is something I want you to know Anna
Anna: Oh tell me please
Sven: My name is <snipped, other name, perhaps the real one this time?> that's my real name my friend call me that when am schooling
<snipped name he told me earlier> was my nickname Okay
Anna: Hm. This is getting confusing
Sven: This is my real name <snipped>
Anna: Right now I don't know what to believe anymore
Sven: And my surname is <same last name as daniboy> (that surprised me there for a moment, but it’s obviously a pretty common name in lagos)
Anna: Why did you lie again?
Sven: No I don't believe this in the first place am sorry Anna
I confess all this because of my love to you
That's my real name
Have told you my father's name
Anna: Whats your fathers name?
Sven: <snipped>
That's my father's name
Anna am sorry for lieing in the first place
And I think I have nothing to hide anymore
Anna: Don't understand why you did it again
😞
Sven: Am sorry for this Anna
I told you the truth now
That's my name
Am sorry Anna
I don't have anything to hide anymore Anna
Am sorry for this Anna
Forgive me Anna
Anna am sorry
!!!!!!!!
I can swear with everything I whole and God am not hiding anything anymore
Anna: Im sad now
Sven: Am sorry
If there was a perfect way for me to show you how much you mean to me, I'd be the happiest person in the world. Because you really are my whole life and I want to shout that out loud to the world. I love you darling.
Anna: I thought I loved you but it looks like again I made a mistake
why did you give me a false name?
again...
Sven: Am sorry Anna that's why I told you the truth
You are woman who makes me happy and I think you are I can tell my whole life story with
Anna: So why did you give me a false name again? I don't understand.
Just answer me
Sven: I said am so sorry that's why I reveal this to you Anna you are making me 😢
<sad emojis>
cry
I know you love me and I think I should tell everything to you Anna
It's not my willingness to give you false name am sorry that is the only thing I lied about for you am sorry
Anna: I know you are sorry, I just want to know why you lied again?
Sven: I don't tell you my name because I think you are not real maybe you will set me up but now you have convinced me and the feelings I have for you I can't stand it
Now I know what true love means
Am sorry Anna
Anna: I'm crying. Finding out you lied again makes me so sad
Sven: Am sorry for lieing Anna
Anna I lied then but am no more lieing
Anna: And how am I supposed to believe you now?
Sven: Now you can search for me now on Facebook
And chat with me on whatsapp. This is my number +23*******
search you on facebook. Who am I looking for? Sven, <other fake name> or someone else again?
Sven: So we can also make video calls
Just to show how real I am because I have nothing to hide for you anymore
Anna here is the real guy you wanted RealSven now love
<Missed call from Sven>
Anna: so RealSven is what your friends call you?
Sven: Yes
Search for <snipped>
RealSven is what everyone call me
Anna: Ok. Ill look for it when Im on Facebook again
Sven: You can chat with me on whatsapp Anna I gave you my number
Just go search for it now you see my pictures and true me Anna
Am real Anna
Anna: I don't use whatsapp
Sven: My love i want you to know that Trust is fragile. Once broken it is hard to mend. This is all the more so in a Relationship. When trust is gone, the Relationship is on shaky ground. Thus it is imperative to restore trust to save a Relationship that is heading for break-up. Let me share two critical elements in restoring trust. Although it may be difficult to restore trust, it is not impossible. Trust can be restored through two main elements. These two elements are attitude and action. There are attitudes for both partners to adopt. Firstly, on the part of the erring partner, to restore trust there must be openness, accountability and assurance. In essence, these three things are different attitudes. Allow me to elaborate on these three attitudes. The attitude of openness is displayed by allowing the aggrieved partner to ask any question he or she wants for as longj as necessary. It is better for your partner to ask concerning anything that still troubles him or her than to keep it inside only for it to flare up in future and destroy trust again. The attitude of openness leads to accountability. Being accountable to your partner is a crucial step in restoring your partner's trust in you even though it might be an inconvenience to be accountable. It is important that you bear with the inconvenience and not give in to irritability, impatience or frustration. If need be, allow yourselves to be accountable not only to one another. Trust is the foundation of any relationship. The closer the relationship, the more important trust is to that relationship. There is no other relationship closer than marriage for two human beings. Thus restoring trust is imperative to save any marriage. Love pls and pls let us restore our lost Trust. I will be waiting you online to chat with me. Love you all time and day.. Anna I love you
Then Anna let's talk on Facebook
Anna: wow, from where did you download that wisdom?
Sven: I don't tell you my name because am fear of you but now my feelings for you take away my fears Anna..i love you Anna
Anna: why were you afraid of me? I have told you from the beginning that all you needed to do was be honest and I'll forgive you
Sven: But now am sure of you and I am an honest man
I don't have anything to hide with you Anna
Anna: damn and I thought I loved you. you break my heart all over again
Sven: I don't break your heart am just talking from what have seen
Anna: so you have seen in me that you should be afraid of me? why? (he might be right with this insight Laughing

)
Sven: You know the bad guys have spoil the good guys
That is why I ask you to go on to Facebook
Then you will see everything about me so now I don't have anything to hide from you... Anna don't run away from me
You are the best thing that ever happened to me
I love you Anna
Anna: I can't even find you on facebook
Sven:..We need to build more trust and Honest in this relationship so that we can trust and have believe in each other also. I want you to know that Relationships bloom and live longer where trust plays it part. Your relationship is bound to have passion, desire, glimmer and everything rosy when trust factor remains there. Expecting a relationship to be sweet and warm without the trust factor would be a mistake, as it does not happen. Honesty brings individuals closer and the same goes where trust remains, and once relationships lack honesty, the rest goes out of control. I want you to know that Relationships bloom and live longer where trust plays it part.
Okay let me send you my picture on Facebook to know me
Anna: you know those bad guys spoiling things.... that's what you were doing, yet you accuse me of that?
Sven: <RealSven’s profile picture on facebook>
Have you seen that
??
Anna: I think I found it
Sven: Add me up
Anna: I did
Sven: Okay have seen you
I have accepted your request
thank you
I think you believe me Anna

And the chat continued on facebook.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Now that Anna knows the 'RealSven' she can expect to be lied to, fleeced and picked clean in earnest. Laughing

Edited to screw over the most determined efforts of my device and its predictive text to mislead and make a nonsense of everything I type. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:40 am

Update from the last few days. He's so into the lovey dovey stuff it almost makes me puke, but let's play along.

SUN 3:03 PM
RealSven: Hi beautiful
Anna: hi
RealSven: The chosen one
Anna: who
RealSven: Chatting with you is best
You are the chosen one for me Anna
Anna: thanks, that's sweet
RealSven: I truly do love you
I feel like having you by my side
Sorry for hiding my true identity
But d love I av for u clears away my fear
I have be overwhelm by ur love 😍
Anna: ok
RealSven: Do you truly love me Anna
Anna: you think I would still talk to you if I didn't?
RealSven: OK Anna
That's y the feeling I have for you is strong because I haven't had this type of feelings in years
But ur love occupys my heart
Ur love feel the blank in my heart
Anna: did you have a girlfriend?
RealSven: No girl is ready to keep relationship because with me because am yet to get work
Since then I stay alone and wait patiently till the right woman come to take me the way I am
But with you now and God on my side I have all
You Are My Dream My world feels incomplete without you, What would I ever do without you, I have no clue; Love is not love, without you my dear, My heart is not the same, without you here; Get out of my dreams and get in my car, So that I can take you away afar; To a world filled with peace and 😍love, To a world where it would be just the two of us. I love you and I always will Anna
You are my dream come true
Anna: ahw, you're so sweet
love you too
don't break my trust again
RealSven: I promise never to
I will always love you
<missed call>
Why are you not picking ur call
Anna: because I like chatting
RealSven: I just want to see your face
Anna: my face is in my pictures dear
RealSven: I know dearie
Have you eaten (Why do all nigerians keep asking this over and over?)
Anna: I can do nothing more but chatting. the things my ex did to me made me scared of a lot of things, so I can't call and use camera's because they give me panic attacks now
I can tell you more about it, but it's not very nice to hear
RealSven: How
Anna: ok, I told you he was abusive right?
RealSven: Anna do be scared of me
This is real me Anna
Anna: so he did bad things, intimate
RealSven, it's not you I'm scared off ok
RealSven: Yeah
Anna: he raped me, filmed me and showed it to me
RealSven: Anna can you do something for me
Anna: multiple times
so I'm damaged and I hope you still want me now that you know this
RealSven: That's shit
Did you call the cops on him
Anna everyone has his/her past
Anna: no I didn't. I don't want to talk about it with a stranger
but I made him pay for it
RealSven: Let's forget the past and focus on the future
The future now is RealSven and Anna
Anna: yes it is.
RealSven: I love you Anna wholeheartedly
Anna: I think I love you too, I haven't trusted anybody in a long time with what I just told you
I'm going to give my family some attention now. I'll talk to you later okay?
RealSven: Love is trust
With trust we will overcome every obstacles
Have fun my doll
Love you
SUN 7:49 PM
Anna: thank you honey
SUN 9:57 PM
RealSven: How has been your day with your family honey
Anna: it's been good. I'm staying with my grandmother. she's very nice
RealSven: I believe one day am going to meet the grandmother that is making my love so happy
Hope you are taking care of your pretty self
Wow
I believe one day am going to meet the grandmother that is making my love so happy
What have you eaten since
When I look at the stars, I can see your bright and shining face, Nothing can replace the love I have for you, Only for you my dear, Sending some hugs and kisses for the night, Good night and sleep tight! Heart you Anna
When I look at the stars, I can see your bright and shining face, Nothing can replace the love I have for you, Only for you my dear, Sending some hugs and kisses for the night, Good night and sleep tight! Heart you Anna
later
Anna: I like you so much more now you're not hiding anymore who you are
Goodnight to you too

MON 8:04 AM
RealSven: Good morning
See how cute the sun is looking today. All to make your day more wonderful and happy. So get up, smile at the sun and start your day. Good Morning sunshine and have a wonderful day ahead.
Anna: thanks, but I can't see the sun here. It's cold and rainy
how are you today?
RealSven: Deep inside you, you will see how the sun his
Am good and you
How was ur night
Anna: It was ok
what are your plans for today?
RealSven: It's new years eve
Yeah babe
I have no plans today really
I went to night vigil yesterday night so I will just relax
I miss you Anna
Anna: vigil? what's that?
RealSven: Church Night vigil
Anna: oh I see
RealSven: Baby, you are my inspiration; you are a gift from God. You made me believe in true love in my lowest moments. Meeting you is like a source of light that penetrates through the end of a dark tunnel. I love you so much ... forever, through eternity.
Can you send me a voice note
Anna: hm. I think you didn't pay attention when I explained to you yesterday
RealSven: Okay my love
Anna: I wish it was different, I'm working with a therapist to get better, but it takes time
RealSven: Baby, you are my inspiration; you are a gift from God. You made me believe in true love in my lowest moments. Meeting you is like a source of light that penetrates through the end of a dark tunnel. I love you so much ... forever, through eternity. I love you so much Anna
Anna: you really are the sweetest
RealSven: Alright baby
Hope u've taken your breakfast
And your lunch
Anna: yes I had. My grandmother is a great cook
RealSven: So you can't cook right
Anna: haha, of course I can. She taught me
RealSven: Cool
I believe by the time we meet you will prepare me delicious meal
Anna: but she likes to do it, so I let her
Of course I will. What's your favorite?
RealSven: It's good baby
You know African dishes is quite different
I love rice
Anna: I guess so, I don't know african dishes, but I know rice
RealSven: Want to ask you a question
Anna: ok, what's that?
RealSven: Then we are good to go so far you know rice
Anna ever since I set my eyes on picture I have be overwhelm. I wish I didn't have to miss you. If only you could be with me always. I know I could never be any happier. But then again, I know that the day will come when I will be able to spend my every waking moment with you. I even miss you when I am sleeping,talking and so on baby
Anna: We'll work something out, I'm sure
RealSven: But you said you are going to England today
Anna: no, tomorrow
RealSven: Cool
Safe trip ahead honey
Anna: And I'm going to talk with my pastor when I'm back. The church helped people before
I want you to have a better life and I would like to meet you some day
RealSven: I do appreciate this baby
I will forever be indebted to you and I will love you forever
Anna: you won't be indebted. It would be bad for me to keep you suffering there
RealSven: Thank you honey
What will you do and how will you when we meet face to face
Anna: Oh, I don't know yet. what do you think?
RealSven: Firstly I will be the happiest on earth
Because you are best thinking
I want to spend the rest my life with you and make you the mother of my unborn children
Anna: oh wow
RealSven: Yes baby
I will never let you regret the day we met
Anna: I surely hope so
RealSven: Am sure baby
You are the key that open my heart how can I do without the key to my heart
You are my betterhalf, my doll, my everything
With God by my side I will always make you happy
Love needs love Love needs no reason in life, Love needs no season, The only thing it needs is a loving heart, That kindles the life, A special part, Love is when two souls become one, Love is a pure passion, I love you so much my dear, Living without you is my only fear!
Anna: don't worry, I like you too much, won't let you go easily
RealSven: I love you Anna
Anna: love you too
RealSven: What are you doing now
Anna: I was making coffee
RealSven: Do you recall my birth day and month
Anna: you told me february 14
RealSven: Do you know what everyone do celebrate on that day
Tell me you birth month
Anna: haha, of course, who doesn't know
mine is july 17
RealSven: Your birth day is just ten days away from my mom's own
Anna: really?
RealSven: Yeah baby
Anna: Tell me about your family
Are your parents still alive? You told me they weren't but that was before you told me your real name, so I'd like to know
RealSven: I never for once tell you that. I told you am from family of six. Father, mother and three siblings
Anna: yes, but longer ago you told me that about your parents (or am I confused now, he told me so many different story's I have a hard time keeping up witht them)
RealSven: I have show your pictures to them, they are looking forward to meet you
Anna: really? Wow. And I thought they were gone, I'm so happy to hear they're not
RealSven: Yeah baby
Anna: sorry, have to go, I'll talk to you later
RealSven: They have the believe they will meet you soon including my siblings
They notice this because they see am happy this days
Alright
Take care
MON 4:22 PM
Anna: I'm so happy they want to meet me and I'm glad to hear that you are happy as well now
RealSven: Thank you baby
I will forever make you happy
MON 5:29 PM
Anna: I'm glad to hear that
RealSven: Alright sweetheart
MON 8:21 PM
RealSven: How was your day baby
Anna: it was good. I'm with my family now and will go to a new years eve party in a while
what are you doing this evening?
RealSven: Am with my friends
Anna: That's nice.
hope you'll have fun
RealSven: Yeah
Hope you will have fun also
But remember I love you and will always do
Anna: I know, I'll remember.
RealSven: When will you be back or you are spending the night at the party
Just be safe baby

TUE 12:22 AM
RealSven: Best wishes to my beloved, my doll, daisy, sunshine, heartbeat for an amazing year ahead. May the sunshine of happiness always shine above you. May the dove of peace rest over you and live in your home. May the dense forest of love surround you all year round. May you have a lovely New Year. Love you Anna V
next morning
Anna: You're a poet. Thank you and a happy new year to you too love
RealSven: Thanks baby
Are you home
Anna: No I'm not. Are you?
2019 will be our year. I just know it
RealSven: Thinking about you all day, Sometimes I also lose my say, Because you are in my heart, From the very start, I am so missing you baby, Love you! Just happy our love have see new dawn
Anna: So sweat. Where are you?
RealSven: Am in church with my family
We will be on our way home in the next 10mins
Anna: Give them my regards and best wishes please
RealSven: Hope you had fun in the party
I will baby
RealSven: Go in the way of safety, and be back in the way of love. I wish you have a happy and Safe Journey honey.
Good morning beautiful, how was your night?
TUE 1:48 PM
Anna: i dear, I'm ok. The night was too short, I'm packed and ready to go home now. I'll text you in the evening when I'm back
RealSven: Be safe baby
TUE 6:43 PM
RealSven: Missing you baby
TUE 8:23 PM
Anna: I'm home again
RealSven: Wow
Thank God baby
How was your trip
Anna: it was ok. I'm happy to be home again
RealSven: Am happy too here baby
How I wish am there to welcome you with new year kiss
Anna: That would be really nice
RealSven: But I believe I will do that soon
Hope the house is not dusty
Anna: no it's not, I always keep it clean
and my neighbor comes in to check and care for the plants when I'm gone
RealSven: Glad to hear that
What have you eaten since you got back
Anna: nothing yet I had dinner during the trip
RealSven: I love you more than my life, more than my world. I love you more and more each day and that is the most wonderful feeling any man can ever hope to experience. Forever Yours Anna
Are you resuming to work tomorrow
Anna: Yes I am
RealSven: Hope you are not lonely
Anna: I'm ok. It's better for me to be alone than with my ex
RealSven: Okay baby
How will you feel if am there
Anna: happy I think
RealSven: You think?
Anna: I'm pretty sure
RealSven: Have you taken your shower
Anna: not yet. I'm unpacking my bags
RealSven: Good
What time do you often resume to work
Anna: early in the mornings, not the same times every day. I work more than my contract, so I can come and go when I like
RealSven: Okay baby
Am missing you here
Anna: It would be so much nicer to be together now
RealSven: Yes baby
I know God will grant our heart desire
I feel so happy when i think of you. When you are not with me, it is your memories that brighten up my gloomy days. I will love you forever!
Anna: that's so sweat of you to say
did you want to meet me here in england?
RealSven: If you wish baby
Anna: I like that more than me traveling to africa to be honest
RealSven: That will be sweet coming to England
Anna: yes it will
I'm going to take my bath now. we'll talk later
RealSven: I will be able to work and take more care of you so your colleagues will envy your beauty
later
Anna: that's nice, if we both work, I can work less hours and we can spend more time together
RealSven: Yes baby
I wish to meet you soon
I want to make you the best among the seen and unseen
Anna: I really want that too. I have a meeting with my pastor to talk about this in a few days
RealSven: Okay baby
Are you on bed now
Anna: yes i am
RealSven: Okay baby
When will you be meeting your therapist
Anna: I will do that on thursday morning
RealSven: Good
I want to see you happy and forget about the past
Anna: what past? Wink

I have the same goal, but it's not that easy. I'm working on it though
RealSven: Keep working on it baby
With me it will be easy
That's my promise. I will make you happy now and forever
Anna: I believe you will, you just need to be a little patient with me sometimes
RealSven: Are you feeling sleepy
Anna: but I'm sure you'll understand that
yes I do
I'm going to sleep soon
RealSven: I will be patient with you baby always
Anna: thank you dear
RealSven: I love you Anna
Anna: love you too RealSven
RealSven: I want you to sleep now because of the traveling stress
So you get up early tomorrow
Anna: goodnight
RealSven: There is no end There is no end to dreams, Because they are endless with time, At the night when I think about you I forget all my fright Your name is enough to make me smile At this night and all the while. Baby missing you so much, Wishing you a good night!

WED 8:27 AM
RealSven: Mornings brings in a new cheer, Keep smiling oh dear, Mornings are for new hope, Show the world your scope, A very good morning to you! Have a lovely day ahead. Love you
Anna: thank you dear. What's your plan for today?
RealSven: Baby I will be home all day
Are you at work now
Anna: yes, I'm at the office
RealSven: Did you have your breakfast before going to the office
Anna: of course I had
RealSven: What did you eat
Anna: yoghurt and fruit
RealSven: Good
Hope the work on your desk is not that much
Anna: it is a lot
RealSven: You will be busy all day
Am missing you here baby
How i wish I can help you out with your work
Anna: that would be nice, but I can manage
RealSven: Ok
Take a deep breath and you will feel my presence
You will notice someone close to your heart is there
I love you Anna
Anna: If you say it like that I can almost feel it for real
RealSven: What if I don't say it
Anna: I'm thinking about you all the time, so it's a little like you're with me anyway
RealSven: It's very certain you will feel my presence because my heart is always with you
love you so much, Sweetie. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. You are like the best poetry ever composed, the best song ever played, the best picture ever painted. I never thought that someone like me could get so lucky!
WED 4:27 PM
Anna: honey, I hope you have a nice day. It's busy here and I'll be glad when I can finally go home
RealSven: It's boring here without you by my side
Sooner you will home
Hope u had your lunch
Don't be stressed out with work baby you know am not there to look after you
Am not there physically but my spirit is with you
Anna: I know that. There's just a lot of work to be done and tomorrow I'll go talk to my pastor, so I'll miss a few hours again
You are a Christian right?
RealSven: Yes am a Christian baby
Anna: ok, that's good
RealSven: You are joining tomorrow work hours that you will miss to today's own
I love you
Anna: I told you I always work a lot of hours. It doesn't really matter that I miss a few hours tomorrow, but since I've just been a week away from work there's a lot of work waiting for me to be finished now
RealSven: My siblings have to be tormenting me since that they want to chat with the chosen one that makes me happy
They want to send you a friend request on facebook
Anna: really?
RealSven: So I told them I want to ask you first
Yes baby
Anna: why do they want to talk to me?
RealSven: They just want to know the angel behind my smile
Anna: then you can show them my pictures. I don't think it's good for me to talk to other men that I don't know right now. It's better for you to introduce them to me personally don't you think?
RealSven: How are we going to do that
Anna: just be patient. I will travel to your country together with you one day
I mean personally
RealSven: Have shown them your pictures
Anyways it's all well and good
When am in England with you we will do a video chat with them
Anna: Wow
the first holiday we have we'll go visit them
RealSven: It's good baby
Pretty cool baby
When will you be done for today
Anna: My hours are done, the work is not, but I'll be going home soon
RealSven: Alright
Just be safe baby
Anna: I will. Thank you
say hi to your parents and siblings from me ok?
RealSven: Sure I will
Love you
Anna: love you too
RealSven: Finish up your work so you can go home and rest
Anna: I will. Talk to you later
RealSven: Okay baby
WED 9:05 PM
RealSven: How are you sweetheart
Where have you been baby
I hope you are good
later
Anna: I'm okay, I'm home now, fell asleep for a while
how are you?
RealSven: You kept me worried
Am fine now
Sorry for the hectic work
How was your day
Anna: it was ok, busy, but you know that already. What have you been doing?
RealSven: Nothing baby. Am with my siblings discussing but I couldn't concentrate just thinking about you when I couldn't get through to you
I miss you honey
Anna: Don't worry too much okay, I can't be online all day every day
what were you discussing?
RealSven: I know baby that you can be online everyday but nevertheless I must often check on your well-being till am with you
Nothing really just talking about how I could get to you
And also how they will go back to school
Because if they go to school I will be home alone
Anna: but I'm with you in spirit already
RealSven: I know baby just can't wait for you to be in my arms
Want to see you smile face to face
Anna: me either. I'm eager to hear what my pastor has to say tomorrow
RealSven: Is he going to pray about it or he will be the one to bring me over
Anna: Obviously he'll pray, but he will help us be together I think. I'm not sure how yet, but I'll hear that tomorrow and let you know
RealSven: OK honey
I pray his saying will make us happy and make our day tomorrow
Just can't wait to take you to church and seeing you laying your head on my shoulder
Anna: you're talking about marriage?
RealSven: Don't you want that
After working for a while I will take you to altar there in England and we will come to Africa to do the same
I want to make you the best among the seen and unseen
Anna: Yes, of course I want that, but I didn't know you wanted that too
I would love to have a family with you
RealSven: From the day I set my eyes on your picture and from the day I reveal my true self I found the meaning of true love. Since then I have wanted you to be the mother of my unborn children
My body and soul wanted you
I want to make you proud and happy
Each time I look at you, I just smile to myself and think, 'I certainly could not have done better'. You are perfect the way you are. I love you honey.
Anna: I love you too dear
RealSven: What are you doing now
Anna: just listening to some music
RealSven: Hope you are not feeling lonely
Anna: just a bit, but I'm feeling better since I know you
RealSven: Glad to hear that
The best from me is yet to come
Anna: yes I know and I hope it will be soon
RealSven: Honey tell me about your family
Anna: what do you want to know about them?
they all live in the Netherlands
RealSven: I hope so too
I wish to have my Valentine with you
Anna: I hope that will be possible
RealSven: Family of how many
Anna: I don't want you to be alone on that day
Want to celebrate my birthday with my heartbeat
Anna: Just my parents and I have one sister. I stayed with my grandmother last week, because she's much more nicer than my parents
yes, your birthday is soon. I need to think of a nice present for you
RealSven: Really nicer than your parents
The best present is you
Anna: hmm good answer
RealSven: Yes baby
You're more than everything to me
With you I have all
Can you do something for me tonight
Anna: depends on what it is of course
RealSven: Pray about what you wanted to discuss with your pastor so it will yield good result tomorrow
I will do that to
Anna: yes of course. I would've done that even without you asking me that
RealSven: I really want to be with you now and forever
Anna: I want that too. I think we will have a very good future together
RealSven: I don't think. I know we will
You make me happy and I make you happy. Now we have turn to be the happiest
Anna: yes you're right. we just have to keep faith that it'll be allright
RealSven: I faith in God and in you. So help us God
Honey your time is past 12 (just after 10 in UK, but who am I to correct him?) won't you get to bed now. You know you have alot tomorrow. Pastor, therapist and work (whoops, I forgot the therapist)
Anna: actually I cancelled the appointment with my therapist and rescheduled, because I wanted to meet with my pastor
that has priority now
RealSven: Really
Honey
I can say it anywhere. You are the best, an angel in disguise
Heart you Anna
Anna: yes of course. there'll be time enough for talking with the therapist, it's more important to be together first, maybe I don't even need it then anymore
RealSven: You will need it pending the time I will come
But am also one of the therapist now
Your body, soul, Heart and love therapist
Anna: yes. you see, everything will be more better
RealSven: Yeah baby
I will work tirelessly to make you the best
Anna: no need to work so much honey. we need time for fun also
RealSven: Absolutely sure baby. I can use the time for you to work
You are most work I have
You are the first work other follows you
There is no love without you no work without you
love you honey.
Anna: I think I'm going to take your advice and go to bed now
RealSven: Okay baby
Anna: Love you too
goodnight
RealSven: Good night
Have a safe and sound sleep
Dreams are like the stars of the night, You can't really touch the stars, But, if you follow a star, it will lead you somewhere, So never stop dreaming in life, Good night and sleep tight!

Today 7:36 AM
RealSven: Good morning
8:42 AM
RealSven: A little faith A little faith and a ray of light, Everything falls in sight, Faith on God helps us through, In getting all possible and new, Faith gives the power of strength, It gives the power to pray, Faith makes the world peaceful, It gives the power to say! Power of faith is such! Good morning sunshine
10:46 AM
Anna: good morning dear
I just came back from the meeting with my pastor.

From here things can only get better for our lad right? Twisted Evil

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