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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:01 pm

Yesterday sister Dave's mailbox started to fill up

PAGES 12-46

Raisin

Quote:

Good evening SISTER DAVE. How are you, your job and family? Hope fine. I am still writing and working on the pdf now. I already sent you some but will make more . Thank you .my regards.

This morning sister Dave's answer

Quote:

Mr. Raisin,

Thank you for your submissions. They are very well received and appreciated. It will take some time to look at all of them. In the meantime we'll be awaiting your remaining submissions. Than you for working so hard, your work is very valuable for our research.
I wish you a very nice day.

Kind Regards,
Sister Dave

And he has already been sending some more today

This lad can be pretty entertaining sometimes. Especially when he's not nagging about money. Here's part of a chat from monday. Yesterday we were talking wedding dresses.
Raisin: Having some chocolate
Emma: nice. I love chocolate
Raisin: You want some
Emma: Yes please
Raisin: Cake and other kinds now
Raisin: Hey
Have you had dinner
Emma: Yes I did
Raisin: Ok
Why are you silent
Emma: huh? what do you mean? I just answered your question
Raisin: Ok
Thank you
What are you doing now
Am in my friends place now
Emma: I was waiting for you to respond. Looks like you're eating my piece of cake
Raisin: I will go to work tomorrow from here
Emma: a friend? Is he a parrot or a maccaw?
maybe a sparrow?
Raisin: My landlord is really very crazy
Emma: dove
pigeon
craw
raven
tell me
Raisin: None
Emma: Well, I don't know many exotic birds
Raisin: But act like pigeon
He is a pigeon I guess
Acts like one
Emma: like sitting in the middle of a street with a car approaching and not moving an inch till you almost hit im?
Raisin: No
But similar
Emma: explain
Raisin: He is very quiet person
Emma: pigeons are not, they make annoying noises all the damn time
Raisin: He is not like dove
But he is like pigeon
He talks but not all time
Emma: pigeon - dove, same difference
they're annoying
Raisin: Sometimes
He is
But he is okay
Not bad
Emma: did he eat my chocolate?
Raisin: We had some but did not eat your own part of it. Yours is special and it's for you alone honey
He sings like akon

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:28 pm

This guy is just "weird" ....

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:37 pm

Yeap.. but crazy enough to hand-copy a book and we have some hilariously crazy exchanges now and then, so I'll take it.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:15 pm

And he really loves Emma. He's working on a lovesong for her. He didn't really want to record it, but with a little persuasion and ego-stroking he did anyway.
He said this is just a first draft, he'll make it better. Emma loves it anyway.

Raisin's lovesong

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:13 pm

Awww - cute

See if you can get him to work on the orchestral version - lol

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:44 pm

If he wants to sing you a love song, could you maybe suggest Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up? That’s a true classic.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:45 pm

Now that would be hilarious, but this one claims to be an artist, so I'm fine with him making personalized stuff himself for now. He has a book to write and who knows what else will happen in the future, so I don't want to push him too far too soon.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:02 pm

He's still working on his song. And he thinks it will be a duet with Emma, so today he recorded Emma's part Shocked

3 recordings:
Raisins song

And the pages he sent yesterday
PAGE 47-54

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:35 pm

Trouble looming in paradise

Raisin: Honey if dave doesn't pay me for my work i mean for the first hundred then I will trust you again.
I mean then I will never trust you anymore
And I will stop working for her
I work so hard and I see no reason why I can't be payed for my hard work and labor
Read this in the Bible . Luke 10:7 and also first timothy 5:18 .
I will give her the complete hundred copies by monday
And watch out what happens next.
Okay
Emma: Didn't they teach you not to judge someone by the actions of others? I don't like you talking to me like this
,😡
Raisin: And the same here I don't like the
Way am suffering here . Okay?
I work very hard everyday and I deserve to be payed after the labor. My boss in the office also have to pay me here else I will stop working for him too
Emma: I agree with you but how is it my fault and why are you being angry with me, that not right
You look like my ex when you act like that
Raisin: Ok. Am sorry
But you have to understand how I feel
Have a nice day
Emma: I understand, but your behaviour towards me is wrong.
You have to understand that

Fortunately Sister Dave told him before he started working, there won't be any advance payments and he can only be paid once. Since he didn't tell how many pages he wanted to write, that automatically means he's expected to write the complete book before he gets paid. Those are just the rules.
Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:14 pm

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:23 pm

That little temper tantrum bit him in the ass a bit
Saturday
Raisin: Good afternoon darling
How are you doing
Good afternoon honey
I understand.
And am very sorry for acting that way
How are you?
Emma: Not happy
Raisin: I love you
And am sorry
My baby
My angel
Why are you sad now
Emma: Because I'm thinking I might have made a mistake in trusting you
Raisin: Have you had lunch
No you did not
Just was feeling sad that day
But am fine now
My boss is owing me salary and am owing my landlord. But it's not your fault at all. So I don't need to be angry at you
Only was not in good mood two days ago and yesterday honey
I have stopped working for my boss now
Remember I told you about it
So am gonna be able to focus on dave's work
Are you still angry at me?
later
Raisin: Am sorry if I wrongly spoke to you darling
Please
Am sorry
Please forgive me
later
Emma: Hm

Sunday
Raisin: Good morning my love
I promise to be for you all my life . You are the only woman in my life. you have me happiness. You are a blessing to me. Please. Am sorry if I offended you honey. Please forgive me.
I mean you gave me happiness. Love and peace. Thanks a lot
Emma: That looks like the lyrics of a song
Raisin: Oh yes I think so too darling
How are you
Emma: Don't know
Raisin:Honey why are you doing this to me? But I already apologized
Baby am sorry
Darling please
Please honey
Forgive me . Am sorry
I love you
later
Emma: I'm not doing anything. What are you talking about? I'm just sad

today
Raisin:Good morning Honey
Are you happy for me now?
I love you 😘
I wish you a great day.
You are the best of all women in the world. And you are my happiness
How was your night?
Emma: I slept like shit all weekend
Raisin:Honey am sorry about that
Please forgive me
I will never in my life do anything you don't like
Honey please I want to know what really you want and what you don't want me do. I want your happiness.ever since you got angry at my I almost died . I was thinking all time . Never meant to get you angry my Angel. Please darling forgive me
Have you had breakfast?
Emma: i have
Raisin:Thank you
Am glad you have eaten my angel
Baby I really missed you
Where have you been
I will record the song both voices in one and specify the timing as you said to me and send it to you today honey
Here your lyrics
Lyrics

Boy you know
you're really looking Nice
you said am looking fine
oh.
you're my melody Boy
I just said
you're really looking Nice
So am tempted to touch
Boy am on...
Boy am ready for you
Wana hold you
kiss you
Am ready for you
Understand me
Remember those times we just laughed
and kissed
Am ready for you
Yes am yours
Boy........

You can copy it and practice it anytime you want honey.
You are welcome darling
How is the weather over there now
Emma: cold wet
Raisin:Ok
Did it rain
Emma: that's usually the stuff that causes weather to be wet..
Raisin:Here is sunny and very dry Honey
You need so very hot coffee now in that wet weather I think
Emma: What I need is a trustworthy man that I can count on not to get angry at me for stupid shit
Raisin:Yes you are right
And am the man
Emma: You think?
Raisin:I know am like that. I don't get angry easily . And I will never in my life get angry at you I promise
I love you very much Emma
Emma: then explain what the fuck happened last week?
Raisin:I was angry at my boss not giving me salary at the right time. And I thought am finished because I had no cash nothing . So I was sad. At that point of same trauma ii was chatting with you so i was sad at everyone. But am ok now and that will never happen again I promise
Okay
I will fill it up honey
Sincerely I will never do such again
Emma: ok
Raisin:Do you really love me so deeply ?
Emma: If I wouldn't I never would've spoken to you after what you did last week
now I just don't trust you
Raisin:Why?
Love is trust remember
Emma: because of you being angry with me while I did nothing. That is what my ex husband did all the time. I don't like it
Raisin:When I get paid by Dave I will pay for my travel expenses and come to you. You have to tell your pastor now.
<formal apology form>
Raisin:We gonna get married as I get there
I can't wait
Emma: We can talk about that after you fill the form
Raisin: Okay honey
Am gonna give you my attention, my love and care and never to get angry at you honey
Emma: ok
Raisin:Thank you honey
Honey please wait looks like the server is good now. I have to start sending my jobs to DAVE immediately
Please be patient for me darling.i will be right back
later
Raisin:Hello honey
How are you doing
Emma: ok
Raisin:Have you taken lunch?
How are you?
Emma: no I haven't
Raisin:Why honey
I will feel the form you sent me but am terribly hungry right now and I have nothing
Emma: because I can't eat. I'm not happy now
Raisin:What's gonna make you happy? tell me
I will do it for you
Baby talk to me. Am you husband for Christ sake
I want you to be happy all your life
I will do anything for your happiness darling
Emma: I don't know
Raisin:Jesus christ
Emma: I'm glad to see you're a good christian
Raisin:Baby yes I am
Emma: ok. those apologies you sent earlier, that looked like lyrics, you can say them to me in a video and send it together with the form. Then I know you're worthy of my trust
Raisin:Ok
I will do it
Just for you alone my angel
Emma: thank you
Raisin:But am in distress now
Emma: so am I
I let him talk to himself for a while after that

Raisin:You dont understand what I mean
Am ill because of mosquitoes some stress and hunger
Just malaria fever
But I will be fine
Dough I can't afford medication. No enough cash for medication
Am tired
Feeling terrible
Hello
Baby are you there
I need some financial assistance from you. Please
Honey I need six thousand. Please will you hel me?darling
I mean I need your help now honey
are my account details below
<snipped>
These are my account details but if there is any order thing I need to add to these details please let me know about it because I have not received money out of the country before. Thank you. My regards.
Emma: So you think you can act like a douchebag and I will send you money?
Think again please
Raisin: I told you am gonna do all you asked for. I will do the needful but you should know am suffering here and try and understand my situation
Baby am very broke now. I have nothing at all for Christ sake
Emma: yes you have
Raisin:You still did not read what I wrote
Sincerely am broke
Emma: you say you have nothing. I say you do have something
My boss have not paid yet
How?
No money no food no drugs
Emma: you have a very well paying writing job and you have a fucking bad attitude
Raisin: I mean no medication
Honey am sick noy
Am very sick . Malaria fever
I need some peace of mind
Do you want me to die?
I said I have no enough cash for medication
Emma: This morning you were fine
Raisin: I was . A little

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:43 am

Raisin: Good morning honey
Honey I asked for 5 thousand but you refused to help me with it. Why are you doing this to me now?
You can send via my bank not post office.
Honey am ill and can't afford drugs
I promise to be for you all my life . You are the only woman in my life. you have me happiness. You are a blessing to me. Please. Am sorry if I offended you honey. Please forgive me.
I mean you gave me happiness. Love and peace. Thanks a lot
I mean you gave me happiness. Love and peace. Thanks a lot
I mean you gave me happiness. Love and peace. Thanks a lot
Honey you can check your email now. I sent the apology document there. 😘
Emma: I didn't receive your email yet, but thank you for this. You look really good
you can send it to me here maybe
Raisin: I will
Am working for Dave now honey
Please can you be patient for me a little?
Emma: sure. I won't disturb you anymore while you're working

video 1
video 2
video 3
video 4

He keeps telling he's very ill with malaria. I think he looks pretty happy and healthy for a sick man

The new pages, 55-69

Nov 30 he emailed 2 new pages Dave responded him:

Quote:

Mr. Raisin,

Thank you for your new submissions. We now have received pages 1 - 56. Which version of page 41 and 42 is your final version?
We are busy processing the submitted pages and are looking forward to receiving more of your work. It shows that you are an intelligent and hardworking man and we don't have many participants like that yet, so that makes your work extra valuable to us.
I want to wish you a pleasant weekend.

Kind regards
Sister Dave

Saturday he wrote to dave

Quote:

ood Evening Mr's Dave.Thank you for your response. I wish you a Happy New Month . God bless you. My regards.

Sunday

Quote:

Good morning Mrs Dave.The page 41and 42 was sent twice to you by me , so you can select the one you prefer. I will send more pages as soon as possible.God bless you. My Regard.
Raisin.

dec 3 he sent pages 56-69 Dave's reply

Quote:

Mr. Raisin

Thank you once again for your new submissions. I hope you haven't experienced any problems with the writing and submitting of the pages. We appreciate your hard work and are in anticipation of other work you'll be sending us.

Kind regards,
Sister Dave

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Yes, if he has a good dose of malaria, he would be in bed. Is he asking for $5,000, or 5,000 naira (just over $13)? Tbh, 5,000 naira would be more than enough to cover the drugs, with enough change left over for a good many meals.

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:26 pm

He didn't specify the currency and I have no idea about the costs of medication there. I had no idea it was that price. I have the feeling he's asking for £5000. Emma is wealthy and in the UK. But she sent him money already, which is missing because of his own stupidity so she's not really willing to send more

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:23 am

He sent the formal apology form yesterday.

A bit of chat from today. Always nice when a lad starts talking to himself.
Raisin: I want to tell you am done with a hundred copies for Dave
Emma: But you said that like 2 weeks ago already
Raisin: She will receive it all today
Emma: And you told me you were working on another 100
Shit
Have you been lying ?
Raisin: Yes . But haven't arranged it then server was very bad couldn
We only done with the written part.
Now I have arranged all and went through all of then to make sure no errors. Now am fully done with the first job
I me I was only done with the writting part of the job then
But have arranged and done with it now
I never lied to you
Already completed the first hundred but just completed the second hundred now
And I have arranged it all. Meaning I have completed it.
Understand now
I do everything all by my self now because I have no money to pay anyone yet. It's really not easy honey
I have completed two hundred now already and am not doing anymore
I have to send this whole to her and get paid before I proceed to do others
Just wish you understand me
But I will send fully the first hundred and get paid before I send to her the second hundred
I have only made two hundred but total jobs is 900 copies per PDF file she sent and said she will pay me for each hundred (I think he should read the rules again Laughing

)
I don't trust easily
Don't think I trust what she said
Emma: Ok, I understand
Raisin: Sure?
Why I want it that way is that I have really worked for some companies that keep owing me salary( money) and I stopped trusting any company
Example is my boss
But I have stopped working for him
Emma: I know. You told me

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:02 pm

He has beautiful penmanship. I wonder if that could be put to good use?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:31 pm

Do you have any other suggestions besides writing a book and some forms? He still wants to marry Emma so at some point he's going to have to fill out the questionnaire Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

He does have lovely handwriting. Isn't he some kind of artist as well as a singer? Perhaps he could do some illustrations for you as well? Twisted Evil

ETA

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:31 pm

Mr. Raisin sent the full 100 pages now. I'll process them later, that's a lot of work, but here's some conversation.

Sunday Raisin to Sister Dave

Quote:

Good morning MRS DAVE. How are you doing? Hope fine. How is you family? Hop fine. I have sent the complete hundred copies. Am now in Edo state of Nigeria no longer in my hometown in the address I sent to you on my CV. And I may stay for long here. Please I prefer you send to me my pay via my bank account or Western union . Thank you. I wish you a Happy and splendid day (Sunday). My regards. Raisin.

He was worried he wouldn't get a response so asked Emma to write her also. Sure, why not?
Emma to Dave and Raisin

Quote:

Hi Dave,

Raisin told me today he has sent to you 100 copies and he wanted me to ask you confirmation if you have received them. He's really been working very hard lately.
Good luck with the project.

Emma

This morning Dave replied to Raisin

Quote:

Mr. Raisin,

Thank you for your submission. Your hard work is highly appreciated and the quality of your work has been improving. The pages you have submitted are not processed yet in our systems. It's a delicate job and will take some time.
I would like to refer to our submission rules that I have sent to you on November 13th 2018. As stated we will only be making one payment to you after you have completed all the work that you agreed to do. There will be no advance payments. Since you didn't mention in advance how many pages you wish to submit to us, this means that we will be expecting you to copy the full document before we will proceed with making a payment.
I hope to have properly informed you and we're looking forward to receiving the remaining pages from you

Kind regards,
Sister Dave

And to Emma and Raisin both:

Quote:

Hi Emma,

I have replied to mr. Raisin himself with details. Due to client confidentiality I am not allowed to share any more information with you. I'm sure you understand this. Thank you for your concern.

Dave

He's not a happy lad right now Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:18 pm

Feelin' the love .....

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 9:49 pm

Raisin: On Dec 10, 2018 Sister Dave wrote: Mr. Raisin, Thank you for your submission. Your hard work is highly appreciated and the quality of your work has been improving. The pages you have submitted are not processed yet in our systems. It's a delicate job and will take some time. I would like to refer to our submission rules that I have sent to you on November 13th 2018. As stated we will only be making one payment to you after you have completed all the work that you agreed to do. There will be no advance payments. Since you didn't mention in advance how many pages you wish to submit to us, this means that we will be expecting you to copy the full document before we will proceed with making a payment. I hope to have properly informed you and we're looking forward to receiving the remaining pages from you Kind regards, Sister Dave

That's what Mrs Dave wrote to me via email .
Very disappointed in her
Hi Emma, I have replied to mr. Raisin himself with details. Due to client confidentiality I am not allowed to share any more information with you. I'm sure you understand this. Thank you for your concern. Dave
Emma: What rules is she talking about? Did she send them to you?
Raisin: Dear mr. Raisin, Thank you for your submission, it is well received. As I told you earlier when I explained the way we work, we will only pay for a minimum of 100 pages. We do not give advance payments and you will only get paid once you have done all the work you agreed to do. Payment will only be made once, not in parts. This is clearly stated in the email I have sent to you earlier. I am sure you have read them and understand that we can not deviate from these regulations. I appreciate the work you have done so far and sincerely hope to receive more of your work in the near future. It helps us a lot with our research. Your submissions are very valuable to us and I hope to receive many more. Kind Regards, Sister Dave

That was the plan but she is doing the opposite of it now
The plan was to pay me for the minimum of hundred pages each
The full job is 900 pages
Emma: In this email it looks like she explained earier about the way they work. What did she tell you on november 13?
can you find it and send it to me?
Raisin: But It will take me a very long time to finish all that
Emma: I know but what did she tell you on november 13?
Raisin: Exactly what I sent to you

Dear mr. Raisin, Thank you for your submission, it is well received. As I told you earlier when I explained the way we work, we will only pay for a minimum of 100 pages. We do not give advance payments and you will only get paid once you have done all the work you agreed to do. Payment will only be made once, not in parts. This is clearly stated in the email I have sent to you earlier. I am sure you have read them and understand that we can not deviate from these regulations. I appreciate the work you have done so far and sincerely hope to receive more of your work in the near future. It helps us a lot with our research. Your submissions are very valuable to us and I hope to receive many more. Kind Regards, Sister Dave

The money I got from the wedding was not much
I have a lot of problems to solve with money now
I can't even feed
How can I work everyday with Empty stomach
Emma: yes, you've sent that one to me. But she says there "as I told you earlier" what did she tell you earlier?
Raisin: You want me to die
Emma: Did I say that?
Raisin: Same thing she told me earlier on
I can't work with Empty stomach everyday
That's suicide
Better I take poison
Emma: I know.
What did you tell Dave?
Raisin: I told her I have completed the first hundred. And hope she received them .
But she said I should complete the full 900 before getting payment
I sent that to you
How can I feed?
I have no other job
Emma: I can write Dave, but she told me this morning she can't give me details due to client confidentiality.
do you want me to try anyway?
Raisin: Yes
Honey I have nothing at all . No money nothing
Am sincerely stranded
Am really tired of this world now
Emma: I know honey, I thought that you would be here soon. This is really a big disappointment
Raisin: No payment for my job , no happiness, no home , noyhing
Emma: I'll go email dave right now
Raisin: God should take my like
I don't think I need life again
God should take my life away
I hate life
I will die soon . I will take food poison
I have no home, no true happiness, no parents , no paying job, no funds , nothing
I hate life now
Not even food. And I don't steal so how do you think I will survive? (boo-f*ckin-hoo)
Emma: Stop talking like this right now. Are you a man or a baby? I have no use for you when you're dead
And you make me sad talking like this
Raisin: I will die I know
Emma: I have emailed Dave
Raisin: You don't understand
Life is meaningless with money and family and job
Emma: I'm not going to keep listening to you talking like this. Kill yourself if you want to, but don't burden me with this. You know I love you and you talk about killing the man I love. I hate you for that (and logged off immediately)
Raisin: I mean Life is meaningless without money and family and job
I have none
Later
Don't worry I will do the complete 900 pages and get my salary
But I need some cash to sustain a living
I will not die again as I now know you truly love me
Don't worry. Please. My regards
Later again
Don't worry again. It's all gonna be ok someday
Much later
Emma: Are you done being suicidal?

He didn’t send Emma the email of November 13, where the rules were explained. Sister Dave only “forgot” to mention there that when he didn’t say a number of pages he would submit, he’d be expected to write the full document Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:42 am

This morning Dave to Raisn

Quote:

Dear mr. Raisin,

Before you started working for us, I made it very clear to you what the rules for submission are. As I told you this morning, I have sent them to you on november 13th. You didn't tell us in advance how many pages you wished to submit, so that automatically means that we will expect you to write the full document.
If you wish to withdraw from our project right now, you are free to do so. I do however need to warn you that you will not get paid at all, because you didn't do the complete work for us and we only pay after the work is complete. I'm sorry to hear about your personal circumstances, but there's nothing I can do to change this.
I do hope you will submit more work to us, because as I told you earlier, your submission is very valuable to our project.

Kind Regards,
Sister Dave

And to Emma (Raisin in cc)

Quote:

Hi Emma,

I am not refusing to pay him, I am only following the procedures. He will be paid once the work he agreed to do is finished. The minimum submission is 100 pages, he agreed to do the whole document and we only pay out once for every participant.

Dave

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:53 pm

He worked hard and has sent 100 pages already. Now we'll have to wait and see if he's going to write the res as well.

PAGES 70-100 (page 92 and 95 are missing)

It looks like he got help. Some pages are written on one page, others he needed 2 sheets of paper. If you compare those you can see that the handwriting is not only smaller, but also different (look at the way the t is written and compare) Of course this will only be mentioned after he has sent more. He didn't ask permission to have the work done by someone else, so this is just a recipe for disaster Laughing

ETA 14:41
Raisin: How are you
Emma: tired. didn't sleep very well
Raisin: Sorry
Same here
Why didn't you sleep well
I didn't sleep well last night thinking about how I can get solutions to the whole problems am facing now
What about you not sleeping well last night?
Emma: because of all those things you said about killing yourself
Raisin: Ok
I almost did that to myself yesterday
Emma: ok bye
Raisin: But the thought of your love made me not to
Your love and the thought of you telling me beautiful things in the past. Thinking all of that I stopped and decided not to do that. Believing all will be okay someday
So I will never do that to myself .I promise
Emma: then stop saying you will or almost did. That's just twisted
Raisin: Ok
Emma: how are you?
Raisin: Fine
Almost fine
Sad😞
I don't have anything
Emma: honey, you have me
Raisin: Just working now for Dave
Sure?
Emma: yes. I never told you otherwise did I?
Raisin: No
Can you help me with six thousand please?
Emma: haha, I helped you with a job honey, you'll get money soon if you work hard enough
Dave told me this morning
Raisin: So I can as well employ persons for the Job to make it quick in order to get get to you in England without wasting much time doing it alone
It's never funny
God created Eve to help and assist Adam . Remember that was the reason God made a woman for a man
I need financial help to enable be sustain (feed) and also pay those that will assist for the job to make it quick
Emma: but you know what happened when Eve wanted to feed Adam...
Raisin: Ada accepted
Emma: and that's when the shit really hit the fan
Raisin: Feed me
Am hungry
Please honey
That's because they eat the forbidden fruit and disobeyed God
We are not disobeying God in our case we are trying to make money the sincere way
Please get it straight
Emma: I'm very straight dear or I wouldn't marry you
Raisin: Ok
I know
I know you are
Emma: haha, I'm glad you know
Raisin: Yes I now
And that's why I did not kill my self yesterday
Emma: because I'm not a lesbian?
Raisin: No
Because I love you
Emma: Thank fuck I started to think you're crazy
Raisin: I said I did not kill myself like I said earlier,its because of the love we have for each other
And also I hope everything will be okay someday
But for lesbian's. I know nothing about that
Emma: Of course everything will be ok dear. Just continue the hard work and you'll be here soon
Raisin: I will
Will you help me with six thousand please
Emma: I told you I already helped you with the job, just have a little patience
Raisin: I need to feed
Understand
Please
Emma: the cat? (and he needed a long time to think about this)
Raisin: What cat?
I said am no longer working for my boss
Emma: the purry furrball that looks like a tiger but smaller of course
Raisin: And I have no one here
I can't go to anyone for anything I have my ego and pride
Emma: We can fix that I'm sure
Raisin: Yes we can
Fix what? silence for a long time
I have 0.03kobo on my account
O naira
Emma:oh kobo is the best
Raisin: Hahaha
Emma: i have one and you can use it for hours
Raisin: What do you know about Kobo?
1kobo is 0 dollar
1000kobo is one naria
Emma: no way, it's much more than that
Raisin: And 1000 Kobo is 0 dollar
Emma: 1 kobo is $100
Raisin: No
Emma: You say I'm lying?
Raisin: 1$ is 1000naira
Emma: If you say so
Raisin: I mean. 100$ is 100 naira
Emma: I don't like all this money talk of yours. I talk money at work all day already
Raisin: 100$ is 1000 naira here
Emma: ok. I'm going to do my job if you can't stop talking about money
Raisin: OK
You can go for your job

For those who doesn't know what kobo I was talking about, I don't think mr. Raisin got it

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:33 am

He's not really motivated to keep writing. Emma finally wanted to send him money (or chop him of course), but he went offline too soon and messed up for himself Laughing

Emma: wish you could be here now. I hoped we could celebrate christmas together
Raisin: Did you take luch today
That will be so nice
But I wish I can get a loan of 7 thousand naira from you to pay my depts and travel to you
So we can celebrate Xmas together
Emma: I don't have 7thousand naira honey
Raisin: I want to be with you .am tired of missing you darling
Emma: Yes, me too
Raisin: Are you been selfish to you man or your teddy bear
Emma: what do you mean?
I don't understand how you can call me selfish after what I have done for us. I helped you get a job. I even set up a trust fund for our future kids here, but that was a surprise and now you ruined it. 😡
Raisin: Haha
You use pounds over there . Am I right
Emma: what are you laughing about?
Raisin: Because I don't know if you use dollar or pounds as the currency over there. So whats the currency over there?
Emma: I know what you asked, but I asked why you were laughing about what I told you
Raisin: Not laughing about what you told me. Just glad about it like glad and happy it's what I meant by haha
You ask too many questions baby doll
Emma: I don't think I ask many questions at all, it's just a conversation
the currency here is pounds
Raisin: Not laughing about what you told me. Just glad about it like glad and happy it's what I meant by haha
You ask too many questions baby doll
Emma: you're repeating yourself
what's going on? I answered your question and you just ignore me
Raisin: Ok
No the server here is bad
What I sent 3hours back can send after I sent many messages
So confusing
Even the laughter thing was not recent
And may send twice
It's so confusing
Bad network server
Honey it's not my fault but here in this region of the country, the network here is bad
Very bad sever
I understand what you wrote
Like : I don't think I ask many questions at all, it's just a conversation
I understand it . Don't worry
So how are you
Not my fault
I went to search for job in a far distance place so I can have cash to feed as I have nothing
I abandoned dave's project for now to look for a sustainable job . I can't work 2
She is not serious
Where I am now the network is worst
If I get any financial help from you I can employ persons to work for me and do the job fro Dave very quick so I can get to you early enough
But you seem not to understand me. Always talking the past how you gave me the job and how you lost 200 to me
Please send to me now whatever you can afford and I will go back to my house buy some food items and continue with daves
I will even employ persons to make it faster
Please Let's do this. Let's do it as a plan. It's a good plan . Please try to understand.
You can sent what you can afford to send to me via account not post office
Please . I will go out of here to my house and employ 3 persons and together with them to finish the whole PDF for Dave this month and come to England
By January
Honey it's 900 pages .
And I don't have any food item at home and no money. we have come a long way and I don't need to hide things like this from you . But I just hope you understand
Maybe you will never understand
You think Africa is like europe
The government here in Nigeria are very selfish and crazy.
No sustainable jobs for youths
Only hard labor
As for music , no way for that. They don't see it as job here and no one pays you for any entertainment except you go a long way with about 40million naira making yourself known e.g make music videos and put them on TVchannels channels which cost a lot of money( millions of naira) before they will employ anyone in any music company
And I don't have that kind of money now to invest in my music to be known .
As for the paying hard labor , they give it mostly to family and close friends
Henry told me that Dave is not real
I have start to believe anything
There are many skilled graduates here but No available job no hard labor.
Jobs are only given to close relatives and friends here because it's few jobs
As for the job you gave me . Am already doing that but I need a sustainable job to pay me now at present to enable me afford some necessities
But doing another job will distract the one you gave me and it will make it take a long time before I finish it all.
Emma: who is henry?
Raisin: Henry is my music fan
Like Akon
I told you before
I taught him how to sing and compose songs
He is good in that now
Henry is my music fan . Don't
Emma: You never told me about henry
Raisin: Want to make him my friend yet
Emma: is he not nice?
Raisin: He is the one person I told you sometime ago that I have that sometimes act like a bird ( pigeon )
My music fan
Emma: oh that one, but you told me that pigeon man is your friend and now he's not? What happened? Did he treat you bad?
Raisin: He is facing same hurdles here like me and many others that's not from a very wealthy family
No he did not. I don't keep friends
Only keeping him for now to study him very well if I can trust him. I don't trust easily
So I don't keep friends. I only have fans
Emma: ok I see. Maybe you just need some more social skills then
Raisin: Am very social
But don't trust anyone as to be my friend here in my country Nigeria
Too may betrayals
Do you want me to be a friend to some fraudster or cultist's. I cant
Emma: usually being social means having friends
Raisin: Like I said earlier . I have fans
People like me.
But a friend . No
I love everyone. I mingle alot always
Do you know what a friend is
Remember the saying that said : show me your friend and I will tell you who you are
Its An African saying
Emma: No I didn't know that one
Raisin: Haven't found someone like me yet. With a caring loving heart and good mind towards humanity mind.
Haven't found someone like me yet. With a caring loving heart and good mind towards humanity.
Till I find one, then I know I have a friend
For now, I have no friends yet
Emma: ok, thanks
Raisin: Then I guess I'm also just a fan. Good to know
You my wife not a friend. You are more than a friend to me
You care for humans don't you?
Emma: Of course I do, I thought you knew that already
Can you please do me a favor?
Raisin: You are my wife
Not a friend
You mean everything(life) to me
You are the one reason I refused to take my life remember
don't talk about that again please
I hated life since I was born into NIGERIA
But will make Nigeria a better place someday . I will make the suffering ones smile again.
I'm sure you already do that with your music
Hell is better than life here without family, job , home and finance. It's the reason some go frauding people. And I will never do such
Emma: I know and that happened to me not all that long ago. It's so hard to trust people
Raisin: I don't like it
Am not wicked
You asked for a favor.
What's it tell me honey
Emma: finally, thought you were ignoring me again, you just weren't finished with your monologue yet
you should do something with that talent
Raisin: How?
Emma: I don't know. Become a motivational speaker or something like that.
you'd be good at it
Raisin: How do you know?
Am a motivational speaker
Emma: are you?
Raisin: I do that in church
Emma: really?
Raisin: Yes
Always
Emma: wow
Raisin: But people don't pay for it
Emma: Then maybe you're not as good at it as you think
Raisin: They only appreciate entertainment but you must go a long way making video CD and sell before you get any money from it here
I was sprayed at the wedding because it's a ceremony and that am good at what am doing
You never seem to understand Nigeria
Emma: How can I, I've never been there
And hearing what you say about it I don't think I want to
As for the favor, I need you to send me your bank account number. To my emailaddress. I will go to the bank later today, but I don't want to scroll through our chat here to find it, so please email it to me
hm offline again... fine, then I won't go to the bank today

A message to dave:

Quote:

No problem, I understand. I will do my best. Thank You.

Later
Emma: You don't have to email it to me anymore. Obviously it's not important to you.
Raisin: Honey I told you there is no much power here all time and my battery was down 1℅ and it went off suddenly as I was chatting you
Sorry about my phone going off but you know it's not my fault
All the same am very sorry honey
I have Emailed to you my bank account details honey
Baby please check your Email
Emma: I told you not to email it to me anymore
Raisin: Good evening Honey
My phone went off because of low battery power .
Emma: yes you said that
Raisin: Please understand
I already told you about it . That here there is no power always
Emma: I know
but I threw the email away, I have no use for it
Raisin: Please understand me
I just sent it to you this evening as am charging my cell phone
Emma: I know, I've seen it and I've deleted the messages
Raisin: Ok
But you know it's not my fault
Honey
Emma: I know
but you could've told me that your battery was almost empty
Raisin: Yes. I forgot
But you know I use to say it usually but sorry I forgot to say it this time
Emma: hm. not like you don't get a message on your screen multiple times before it goes out
Raisin: Am so Sorry honey
Thanks for understanding me
My Sweet heart
Baby don't worry I have sent my account details all over again to your mail box😘
Emma: Don't worry, I've deleted them all over again

Some discussions about the name on his bank account. It's slightly different from the one he uses on messenger, and of course Emma is confused by this. At the end of the discussion:

Raisin: But for now let's respect the rules of my bank as they have already used <snipped> for now till am out of here. Agreed?
Emma: now you reverse them
Raisin: No I haven't
Emma: ok

If there will be a payment, this name issue will cause trouble first of course.

[/color]Raisin: It doesn't matter how long but I pray the will of God be done to us
You are my only family now
Emma: I'm sure you'll be here soon. You only need to finish that job
Raisin: Yes
If I get the favor I asked of you I will use part of it to employ and pay persons to make it faster
Emma: But I told you, I'm not going to the bank anymore
Raisin: Me doing it alone It's really delaying too much and may take a long time if I keep doing it alone honey
Why?
Emma: Because I was going yesterday, but you didn't respond
and now I have no time
and to be honest, I don't even want to anymore
I asked you one simple thing, to send me your account number and you were only talking about yourself all the time, not even bothering to respond in time
Raisin: But my phone went off
And you know it's never my fault
I told you everything
We don't have power here so my battery gets drained most times
For not responding on time that's bad network service not my fault
You are getting me sad
Emma: not my fault either
Raisin: Remember you are my only happiness
Ok
Am sorry .
Emma: I know. it's ok
I have work to do, and you too. Talk to you later

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:32 pm

Friday afternoon, from where we left off. I think he has such a wonderful time with bipolar Emma sending him all kind of mixed signals that can be easily misinterpreted.

Raisin: I thought you understand me well but don't know I was wrong
Am not working again today
Bye
And you are my antidote any time am sad. You always make me happy.😘
Bye
I love you my baby doll.
I miss you always
My cell hon battery it getting drained
<screenshot showing his battery is 35%>
My cell phone battery is 2500mAh.
It only last for 3hours
It goes off after three hours
No 💡💡
Emma: (half an hour later) 35% isn't drained yet
And I don't understand why you won't be working again today? I thought you wanted to be with me and now you don't even want to do the needed to earn the money
Makes me sad
<screenshot showing his battery is 2%>
Emma: I see. 2% is drained
Raisin: And I don't know why you never wanted me to have help in this case
Emma: Did I say that?
when?
You know I have sent money to Africa once and you know how that ended
Raisin: And you refused to do the favor I asked you
Emma: oh no, I've send money there twice. The second time to the wrong address you provided
Raisin: You started again
Emma: So if you want help, just get people to help you and tell them you will get paid soon and they get their share
I started what again?
Raisin: No one here can agree to that
Am only doing it for the trust I have for you
I don't trust Dave or anyone
Except you now
Emma: Then do it yourself if you can't get help. For fucks sake, you don't have a job, you have the whole day to work on this job
Raisin: Fuck the job
Have you even ask me how am doing g
Emma: Fuck you!
all you talk about is money all the time
Raisin: My angel (nice that he called Emma an angel after she started cursing at him)
Emma: and you don't even want to earn your own
Raisin: I will but you just want to make everything more difficult for me here as I told you am missing you and you said you want me there early enough
Emma: Stop accusing me of everything. I am not making things more difficult for you. That's not even possible
Raisin: I want to come to England for the sake of love
And you
It's okay baby
Emma: Then do what you need to do to come here
Raisin: Angels don't act this way remember
Emma: So?
Raisin: Am not
You do what I asked of you
Am a man for fuck sake
You should try to understand we have a brighter future together as am fully willing to work for us
You do me a favor becomes a problem now
Emma: ok
Raisin: Thank you (for what exactly? Laughing

)
I will continue with the job when I get my favor from my baby doll
I promise
I always do as promised
But I know love me more for that
And I will always do as promised
Honey to be sincere am hell broke now
I don't need to hide anything from you
You are my wife
You should know everything all about how am doing
It's very important
And I know how you are doing trust me
Emma: ok
Raisin: We have come a long way together darling
I want to kiss you physically soon
So I want your favor now. Please. I need to hurry because I know you are missing me over there Babu doll
Sweetest Baby doll
<screenshot showing his battery with 1%>
I love you
But I have no cash to buy papers for the job and necessary materials no data to send some already done jobs now and no cash to pay for scanning the documents. So not my fault
Am doing what I can
As I don't have capital I don't know what else to do
I don't steal I guess you already know that .
And for the birds , they went to a far away land and may come back in two years time. And baby you are my only hope now.
Please
Via my bank account it will not lost I promise
And I will do my best for us and be there soonest
Okay
I promise
(That last 2% of his battery lasted for over half an hour. Pretty impressive without power to charge it)
Emma: (an hour later)You're acting selfish. accusing me of things that are not my fault. While you know what happened to me earlier but you don't even seem to care at all about that
I don't like it
Raisin: (later)Sorry about the past
But we can not continue with the past
Please let's forget that and move on
Don't worry about the past anymore
It's gone and gone forever
Now we learn from past mistakes and make sure they never occurred again
I told you that you will not lost the money you will send to me via my bank account. And it's a promise
Don't send anything to me via post office.
I will get it quicker and easier and safer when you send via my bank account
But you never seem to agree or even trust me is the reason you refuse to do as I tell you
You never seem to trust me
Am your husband
I have you and I need a favor from you. Please darling
Please darling
(my pretty baby doll)
Emma: (later)It has nothing to do with trusting you.
God tells us that a man should care and provide for his wife, for he is the head of the family as Jesus is the head of the global church.
Not the other way around. That is why I urge you to do the work and earn the money, not because I don't trust you, but because it's the right thing to do
It even feels wrong and out of place for me to tell you this, make you aware of it, because I thought you would already know it. I don't want to lecture you, but I want to do the right thing.
All because I love you
Raisin: And if you love me then you would have not said NO as I asked your favor
I don't blame you for anything . I blame myself
Though I have been doing my best but I don't have any more capital to purchase the necessary materials that I need for the job
I never would have asked you for money but have no choice as I don't have any other source of getting the relevant materials for my job now
Please help do the favor I asked of you .
Let's stop the delay
I don't have materials. Help mr
Help me . Am your husband
After now I will have mine
I will get paid by Dave when am done with all the job and I will stop pestering you for money
Honey please understand
Please understand me and help me
God created a woman as a wife to man to help man because He knew the work will be too difficult for the man alone
Please honey
Do your husband a favor
Please
I know you can because my sweet wife is wealthy woman . You are my rich doll
You are a rich woman
Honey
I was gone all evening and only responded him at 1:35
Emma: You're twisting the Bible's words. Yes, eve was created to be a companion for Adam, to stand beside him, not to provide for him. That was Adam's task.
I you know what happened to me and yes I'm wealthy. That means that you are too, because after we are married its all yours as well
For now, you need to find a way to finish your job. I know you can do it
I believe you are that strong hardworking man
Raisin: (in the middle of the night) Yes I am
(very early in the morning) Thanks
Good morning darling
How was your night
(an hour later)
Eve ate an apple and provided for Adam remember
But you should also do the same for me
You are my Eve
God did not tell them not to eat and feed each other but only told them not to eat the forbidden
God created Eve (woman) as a helper to Adam (Man)
Read Genesis 2:16-25
Genesis 2:18
<screenshot of an explanation of that very bibleverse>(Lad thinks he can win a theological discussion from me Laughing

)
But thanks. You already helped me I know
I love you
My Sweet Baby doll
Emma: I should do the same for you.... So you want me to give you the fruit that leads to damnation?
That's just silly
Raisin: No don't give me that
True Love is the fruit I need from you
You Already own the key to my happiness doll
Emma: You see, that's what I mean. Eve didn't give Adam what he needed and I will
Raisin: You are truly a blessing to me (see how he so easily misinterpreted that? He thinks he needs money, I think he needs to get a hard time Laughing

)
God bless you
Thank you for everything. Am greatful
I appreciate you most now
I love you
I love so much doll
No work today for you I guess
I mean I love you so much doll
Emma: what are you doing today?
Raisin: Working
Just for dave
As I don't want you missing me much
I will be there soon
Don't worry
doll
Where are you now
Emma: Home now. Had to get groceries
Raisin: Why is it hard to get groceries?
Emma: Not hard at all
Going to have lunch now
Ok
Early evening
Raisin: <missed voice call>
<voice message telling Emma how much he loves her>
Emma: Hi love. I'm with a friend now. I'll text you when I get home
Raisin: Man friend o girl friend 😞
I don't like it when you stay out late 😞 Too bad.
Later
Emma: Well that's too bad, because I am not going to sit on my ass here waiting all damn day

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