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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:52 am

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In Transit 12/05/2018 9:00 P.M. Koeln, Germany Departure Scan

Unless UPS is not updating in a timely manner, I don't think the mask will be in my hands tomorrow. So, I expect the delivery date to change once more.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:28 am

It would be a shame if Brad's company closes down for the holidays.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:48 am

^Yep. Or Brad has to go on the lam, 'cause of .....stuff. Laughing

The mask has arrived in Kentucky, so maybe it will be in my clutches by tomorrow evening.

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In Transit 12/05/2018 11:24 P.M. Louisville, KY, United States Arrival Scan
12/05/2018 9:00 P.M. Koeln, Germany Departure Scan
12/03/2018 10:15 P.M. Lagos, Nigeria Departure Scan
12/03/2018 8:00 P.M. Lagos, Nigeria Export Scan
12/03/2018 8:00 P.M. Lagos, Nigeria Arrival Scan
12/03/2018 7:39 P.M. Lagos, Nigeria Departure Scan
11/30/2018 11:00 A.M. Benin, Nigeria Arrival Scan
11/29/2018 8:32 P.M. Owerri, Nigeria Departure Scan
11/29/2018 8:00 P.M. Owerri, Nigeria Export Scan
11/29/2018 8:00 P.M. Owerri, Nigeria Origin Scan
Past Event
Shipped 11/29/2018 7:56 P.M. Owerri, Nigeria

Pickup Scan
Past Event
Label Created 11/29/2018 8:19 P.M. Nigeria

Order Processed

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:37 am

Maybe a stupid question, but I'm wondering anyway, so just asking.

What kind of address do you use to receive this? Even PO boxes are registered to your address, or am I wrong? In your case I'm not worried that you're not baiting safe, but just wondering how you do this.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:49 pm

^PM sent.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:17 pm

Linoleum Wrote:

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I'm not worried that you're not baiting safe

I have it on good authority that JC is wearing a condom as I type...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Thank... God... Shocked

I'm excited for the mask to arrive. This is quite an accomplishment!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:05 am

^Hey there Safari Prince! Very Happy

With condom snugly in place, I present the Mask of Sudden Wealth.

The tips of both horns chipped off during the shipping but can be glued back on to be unnoticeable unless one is really looking hard.

Thanks to MrMystery and Lord for the help they were able to provide and for, hopefully now, the more active roles they will have. If not a safari, I promise some lad curses, bitching and moaning.

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:09 am

Brilliant! Seeing you wearing it? More Brillianter!

You done good Bro.

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:30 am

Very nice.

Sister wife #3 says that if you keep wearing it, you'll not be needing any more condoms.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2015 Posts: 62

An amazing feat , Very well done!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:54 am

Brilliant work!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOIwLLaT_x8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLQGj4sPmNs

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:15 pm

Good to know all safety precautions are taken care of. Laughing

Cool trophy. Congratulations. I'm curious to see what else you have in store for this lad

Signed, Linoleum / Lincoln / Limonata / Lemonlime / Limoncello /....

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:16 pm

^^^OP's been talking out of school, I see!

Well done, Justcold. That is creepy AF, but a glorious yuletide gift to yourself!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:18 pm

The lad is worried:

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I need to know what's going on now and what's keeping the payment now because the mask has been delivered

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He sent me a text on Skype that I should text you to confirm the payment what's going on he told me I should let you know so you have to make the payment once

My response:

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I have received confirmation of the mask's arrival. Please send me your bank account information so our accounting department can handle the payment. Thank you for doing service with us.

The lad thinks I agreed to send him a WU transfer for the payment. He is wrong. We will discover this together over the next few days.

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:39 pm

Tell him it's the wrong shade of brown ...

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:08 pm

Just popping in to say I have been following this thread with much enthusiasm (after pimping Lord out from his usual day-job in the site-killing dungeon) and very very impressed that the lad actually sent it to you.

Nice job! Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Oh no! Did he stain it with linseed oil instead of walnut oil as you had specified? That might be a problem.

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 3:13 pm

Lad:

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Base on the agreement I had with Brad he told me the payment will make through MoneyGram or Western Union here is my details
Name: Frank promise chimidiebe
Address: Aba, Abia state, Nigeria
You have to split the payment into two parts

Me:

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Who is that guy? Our deal is with you, Eric. I am fine with WU if it will speed up this business affair, but why do you not wish me to send the money to you directly?

Lad:

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His my artist I want to use him because my ID card has expired so I can't receive money at the moment that's why I have to use him for this now

Me:

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Hm. We will have to see about that. Do you have the artist’s email so I can coordinate with them? It’s company policy, after all.

Lad:

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What does that mean do you have to tell me who you should send the money to do you know how I raise the money to send that mask to you people listen Mikey what you know is to make the payment not else when I sent that mask to you I didn't ask you about those questions please
My artist don't have email address and his not a computer illiterate I just want to use it because he has a good ID that I need to receive that money that was my agreement with Braad before I start this because our plans is to use the money to get a valid certificates and license so I don't just understand what you meant now

Me:

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Hold your horses! I am not some coffee-wielding intern, I’m the VP of finance here. I drive a BMW and wear a Rolex. Don’t you dare tell me, sonny, that the only thing I know here is to make the payment. I’m not just pushing buttons here, I have a job to do. And I’m not privy to whatever Skype chats you have had with Brad, but all I know is company policy and that is you, Eric, are the person who signed the contract. And you are the one who has to receive the money. I don’t know how hard it is for you to renew your ID, but by golly, if that’s what it takes for you to get this deal done then by golly do it.

Lad:

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Okay make the payment to this name now I guess you are okay now you can make the payment with that address now
What's holding you now to make the payment I thought you told me it was because of your company policy now what's holding it now you have my name and my address

Problems arise:
Me:

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Eric, I am afraid that there was an issue last night (and this morning, as I am at the hospital right now) that took greater precedence. Plus, accounting doesn't work weekends anyway, so even with the latest news nothing will happen until Monday. Please just be patient as a proper businessman should.

While driving home from the airport last night, Brad got into a car accident. The other driver was killed on impact, and Brad was taken to the hospital. He is going to be fine after a few days, but he needs plenty of rest to recuperate. As soon as I heard the news, I booked the first flight possible over to wish him well and keep him company for a bit. When I was in the hospital a few years ago, Brad was so kind as to visit me for a while, so it is only fair that I return the favor. This will not mean any delay for your payment hopefully, as we should be back to business on Monday. But do pray for him please, and understand if things are a bit tense around here.

Best, Mike

Lad:

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I'm really sorry about what happened to my friend tell him I wish him good recovery and I pray you will keep your promise on Monday because the person I get the money for that delivery is on my neck now that's why I'm worried help me tell Brad to get well soon

I won't get back to him until tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:03 am

Eric is very much concerned with Brad's health:

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Hello Brad
I'm sorry for what happened to you and I hope you are feeling better now please get well soon and be strong not will happen to you okay

I'm really worried about you now because I see you as my good friend that will never let me down please get back to me as soon as possible so
I will know you are good and that you are getting better I hope to hear from my friend

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:57 pm

Time for V to step in with his proposal.

Eric:

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You ask me if there's any way you can help me since then you stop texting me back what's going on can you please tell me how you got my email address because I don't remember giving it to you because I'm being to get scare about all this I hope is not what my mine is telling me

V to Eric:

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Dear Eric,

I was very busy. I was thinking as I am traveling to Benin next week to finish some agent work.
I could ask Brad as a Senior Agent, I might be able to bring money with me and we can meet in person there.

V

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:45 pm

Eric tries Brad again,

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what's going on Brad your company told me that your illness can not delay the payment on Monday I want to know why I haven't heard from you

and why the accountant didn't make the payment yesterday because our agreement was that I will receive the payment once your company receive the mask

so what's keeping the payment please I need to know now

but Brad is still in the land of the Lotus-Eaters.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:16 am

Mike finally got Eric to send a copy of his National ID and Eric is quick to point this out to Brad:

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Brad I want to inform you that I sent my national ID to Mike yesterday and I hope nothing else will keep me from getting the payment tomorrow please Brad I hope you are feeling better now (yeah, right)

I'll let Lord and MrMystery post their exchanges, but we are trying to persuade him to safari for his hard earned dolla.

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:48 am

Sorry for the triple post. Very Happy

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Brad please I need my payment people I took money from is on my neck now tell him to transfer the money to this account details so far as his in the Nigeria let him go to any diamond Bank in Nigeria and do the payment.
Account Name:
Account Number: 002754
Bank: Diamond bank
Please let him do the payment here so far as his in Nigeria now I need to pay off those guys now if you really want to do that payment for you know what I have been through before I ship that mask to and I want you to know that they are now laughing at me now

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:22 pm

^^^They aren't the only ones laughing at him.
JS

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