Robert: Monument of Faith pg 7

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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:53 am

Robert went quiet for a bit, and Roger asked how the Monument is coming along:

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What is going on? Why have you not responded to me at all? Are you building your Monument of Faith? Or are you just jacking us off again? We want to see you join the Church, but it’s so hard when your being so lazy!

Robert says he is still asking his bank:

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Am very sorry am almost concluding with my bank to travel. Please I will build the monument of faith.

Roger is shocked to hear that he hasn't started yet:

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What, your telling me that you still have not even left yet?! I thought this whole time that you were building your Monument of Faith! What have you been doing than?

Why do you incest on waisting time like this? And why do you keep braking your promises? Are you really even serious about joining the Church?

Robert said he would start it soon, and Roger called him on the vagueness:

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But you said that before! You told me a month ago that you would have the Monument of Faith completed very soon, but than you didn’t completed it! So why should I believe you this time?

You know, I am starting to hear people saying bad things about you in the Church again. Their saying that I am just an old fool and I put my trust in the wrong person. Their saying that you really don’t want to join the Church at all but your just trying to get money from us.

Robert, I don’t want to think that they mite be rite about this. Please help me proof them wrong by taking this serious and building the Monument once and for good.

Robert says he will do it:

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I got your email and I told you that my bank could not allow me to leave for South Africa, but now I have sorted it out with my bank and ready to travel to my country.

I have told you that I will not disappoint you and I am not after you’re the money your church will give (of course not), my concern is to be a member and conclude our transaction then join you fully in the church in Florida.

Once I arrive to South Africa I will arrange and get the monument of faith built and snap pictures which I shall send to you and the pastor.

Roger tells the lad that he is causing all the delays:

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Honestly I had thought that you were already in South Africa and building the Monument. I’m just confused that your saying you still didn’t started it cause I thought you already did. I don’t know why it is taking you so long just to start the project.

I have Faith in you that you will get it done and not put us down again. But I cannot be patience forever. I wanted you to be a member of the Church months ago. Your really delaying our business deal, you know.

We're just going in circles. He's been promising to start the Monument but not delivering anything for 2 months now. I don't mind if it takes a while, but I do want him to get it done eventually.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:41 pm

Any chance there might be a "competitor" in another area willing to begin the monument and the COTOG are leaning on sending the money to him?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:12 am

Robert tells Roger that he is now in South Africa:

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I am now in soutS Africa and my monument of faith will soon ready and I will send the pictures ti you and pastor.

Roger is pleased to hear it:

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I am glad to hear that. I hope that you will finally come threw this time and build your Monument of Faith soon. I want to get back to our business as soon as possible.

Robert says the work has started:

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I wnat to thank you for standing by me and praying for me to succeed in this. I will not let you down as work has begun.

Roger will ask for picture evidence.

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:57 am

Roger wants to see a picture of the work in progress:

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I am very exited to hear that work has began on your Monument of Faith! Do you have any pictures of the work in progress that you want to share?

Robert claims he will send a picture soon:

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Sorry i have not written you, i was busy and was not with internet. I shall be sending the Monument of Faith to you and the pastor soon. Please be patience.

That was 5 days ago. This lad is slow about everything, but Roger is prodding him every couple days. I don't care how long it takes as long as the lad stays on the hook and he finishes it eventually.

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:20 am

Robert finally came through with his Monument of Faith!

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Thanks for your patience all this while, however, attached are the pictures of the monument of faith.

Please this is too hard for me to do and i did all these because of my FAITH IN THE OLD GOD and to SAVE MY SOUL.. I believe that the elders will approve it so that I will be a member.

Please I know this is the final stage I will be coming back to USA by Wednesday. However, ensure the elders approved the monument of faith.

Thank you for saving my soul and once I hear from you I will send the pictures to the pastor.

Here are some of the pictures he attached:

https://imgur.com/Hj7ZgaL

https://imgur.com/BMpxjzy

https://imgur.com/c6zYOeG

Roger is very excited to see this:

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I am very pleased to see that you have built your Monument of Faith! I knew you would be inspired by your Faith and come threw!

Have you sent these pictures to Pastor Moses yet? You should do that so he can show your work to the Elders and they can approve you.

Oh I am so exited that your going to be my Brother in the Church!

Robert has promised to send the pictures to Pastor Moses also.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Love the sacred washing line.

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:52 am

Big X wrote:

Robert finally came through with his Monument of Faith!

Very well done! clapping

Your idiot must be exhausted but delighted. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

The laundry is a nice touch!

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:28 am

haha, nice! Isn't it a bit small though?

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:12 am

^^^ Certainly that pyramid is not 3 meters tall... but I think the situation can be remedied with a few extra sand-bags. Right? Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2015 Posts: 62

What the heck is that monstrosity in the third picture to the far left ? Lol good going , But agreed, It needs more sand bags Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

The Holy Monument left a bit to be desired, but I was rather impressed with his work on the Bench of Admiration. Nice crisp edges. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:37 am

He closed his eyes, I guess new picture needs to be taken Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

Very nice pictures. Nice cement work too.

The lad should be slapped a bit for not having the proper reverence while seated at the bench of admiration. Sitting there staring at his cellphone is not acceptable.

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:35 pm

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Thank you for saving my soul

i doubt he'll be saying that for much longer Laughing

Great work on the monument. COTOG strikes again clapping

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:17 pm

Congratulations on another member of the COTOG family!

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:53 pm

Nothing like a new The Church of the Old Gods

in the siggy!

I love the goat in the background of the third picture! It should probably pose on the B of A as the sacred Greatest Of All Time.

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:23 am

limburger wrote:

Very nice pictures. Nice cement work too.

The lad should be slapped a bit for not having the proper reverence while seated at the bench of admiration. Sitting there staring at his cellphone is not acceptable.

Good point. I suspect the Elders will ask for more pictures. Once they eventually get around to reviewing them, that is.

Regarding the size, it does seem a bit smaller than what we asked for. However, we're willing to give him a pass on that, because we want him to think he's really close to getting the money. That will make him more likely to agree to the next stage. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:28 pm

Great result there and as a bonus it's nice to know that the clothing on the 'Divine Washing Line' will be 'blessed Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

The 3 linked pictures are quite hi-res and I took a closer look.

So picture number 3 has the fantastic goat, but picture #1 has something as well. Two holy chickens just to the right of the pyramid.

Maybe they will get to take part in a certain ceremony..

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Pastor Moses is thrilled with his work, and wants to see more pictures.

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Hello my son!

It is a most rewarding experience for me to open my email to see that you have completed your Holy Monument! Congratulations my son, I am certain that you feel incredible accomplishment and gratitude to the Old Gods for guiding your hand during the construction. It truly warms my heart to see your finished work.

I will submit your work to the Elders at Sunday services. They will surely be pleased.

Before I submit to them, I will ask you to send me several more pictures to me. The Elders like to see pictures. Also if you could include some of your friends and villagers in the photographs as well standing next to the Monument, the Elders would very much like to see that you are spreading the word of the Old Gods throughout your village. Upon recieving these final pictures I am certainly hopeful that the Elders will approve your work. I am so proud of you my son.

Pastor Moses

Another soul saved!

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Dear Pastor Moses

Thanks for your message and I am excited because my soul is now saved. Very Happy

Indeed I have left my country back to USA YESTERDAY and I told my brother Roger Bartlett so.

But honestly my people were amaze to my new believe which I told them that it is only the way to save ones soul. I will ensure my people join this great church by next year when I will be home again.

I thank you sir your believing in me to this end and. I think I have about two pictures which I will send to you later.

Hmm.. he's saying that he left the Monument and has headed to the US? That's going to make the Ceremony a little difficult. Of course that is his problem, not ours.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 5:07 pm

He will simply have to make another monument.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Well, I asked for more pictures and Robert didn't disappoint...

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Dear Pastor Moses,

Thanks for your support so far for me to become member of this glorious church to save my soul. However, attached are the remaining pictures and i look forward to be a member of this church.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 11:59 pm

Behold -the Holy Washing Line of the Blessed Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Good troweling work on the cement. He should turn pro and do this more often!

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