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Mr Dapper
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Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:08 am |
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^ Nothing waiting for Mr Harold this morning, but I have to admit that I'm surprised Sandra has hung around for so long. As for lads pretending to be lasses being more rude, aggressive and abrasive, isn't my lad just method acting? |
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"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
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Mr Dapper
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Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:11 pm |
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What a tease, every time Mr Harold thinks he's heard the last form Sandra, this happens.
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i did not go there pls help me and send the money |
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_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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MorganleFay
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Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:39 pm |
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Mr Dapper
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Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:39 am |
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Mr Harold can be quite crotchety first thing in the morning (afternoon, evening and night)
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Sandra
How are you this fine morning? hope you are safe and well and the pregnancy is progressing smoothly. Now I've done what's expected of one and gotten the pleasantries out of the way, can I ask, WHAT THE F##K ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Do you think I have nothing better to do than try to work out your cryptic replies? For goodness sake you irksome woman can you not just read my emails and give me a straight answer to the questions I ask you, or better still follow the instructions I give? How can I be expected to send you the £3,500 when you have still not provided me with a satisfactory bank account? And don't you dare ask me to send it via Western Union, MoneyGram or any other type of transfer that is open to abuse, we've already been through why I won't use those type of companies weeks ago. If you had just listened to me when I told you to go back to Father Vermin and ask him to correct the mistake he had made with the account details he gave you this whole business could have been done and dusted by now. Why you continue to try to go about things in the way you do baffles me and makes me wonder if you have some kind of mental problem. Why can't you be more like my darling Fatima? so far I have been able to transfer everything she has asked for into the account of the pastor helping her. If she is capable of getting things done and receiving the money for her needs, WHY AREN'T YOU? Anyway, I must try to stay calm, I don't think it would do if I gave myself a stroke or heart attack so close to Fatima's arrival, which I may hasten to add should be within the next couple of weeks once she has had the dental treatment completed that I sent her £2,000 for just the other day. You see, if you had just stopped pissing about I could have sent your £3,500 at the same time, now it looks like I will have to make another trip back into Southampton to send it once you get a working bank account to me. For God sake, try to get it right this time.
Harold |
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_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
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Mr Dapper
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Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:10 am |
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Unless Sandra is having a game with Mr Harold, why would she even bother replying with this......
00:56
Mr Harold's reply
Just now.
I suppose Mr Harold will now have to wait until the early hours of tomorrow morning for a reply, if any. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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sparky905
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Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:54 am |
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At least she is responding. She must not have too many "clients" on the hook to keep spending time on this dead end, which is good news. |
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Mr Dapper
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Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:35 pm |
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^Well!, Mr Harold's been called a few things in his time, but a "dead end" really does take the biscuit. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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sparky905
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Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:31 pm |
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And I mean "dead end" in the best sense of the phrase of course.... |
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Dr.R.Head
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
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Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:13 am |
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Great bait, Mr. Dapper.
Suggestion - have Fatima arrive early (obviously flying first class, treated like a Princess, limo from the airport, etc), then realise that Mr. Harold is still talking with Miss. Ladette, and give her a piece of her mind. Followed by Mr. Harold sending Miss. Ladette a grumpy email telling her to send account details right now or forget about it.
This lad doesn't seem to be able to let go, so I think you should be ok with the "forget about it" line. |
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Mr Dapper
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Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:06 am |
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@sparky905, no need to explain, I knew you didn't mean Mr Harold was a dead end, it was just my little attempt at a joke (I really must stop trying to do that, it never ends well). Although, that said, Mr Harold has told me he quite likes the sound of having his very own moniker in front of his name, so from here on in he wishes to drop the Mr in this and any future posts and be known as Dead End Harold. He says he feels that would sum up nicely what he wants to be to any Lads he encounters. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
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Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:16 am |
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Mr. Dapper, I do see a nice idea for a custom tag here Sounds kinda badass if you think of it. |
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Mr Dapper
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Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:22 am |
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@Dr.R.Head. Unfortunatly, should this continue, (Dead End Harold has had no reply form Sandra yet) I have a feeling that Fatima has no intention of traveling, I would even go as far as to say that she may be a scammer who has only been after Dead End Harold's money. Oh what a fool he has been, I wonder if Sandra would take him back? |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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MorganleFay
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Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:24 pm |
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Mr Dapper
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Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:30 pm |
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At last, we have number four.
12:50
Pls Sir use thi account and send me the money thank you.
Reported
Richard Kwadwo Adubofour
Account number: 3#######1
Branch code:0####6
Swift code:S######J
Standard bank South Africa
I am waiting sir.
Dead End Harold will reply when he has the time. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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MorganleFay
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Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:43 pm |
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Not such a dead end Harold after all. |
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Mr Dapper
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Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:19 pm |
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Dead End Harold Replies.
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Well I must say finding your email waiting for me is rather fortuitous, I only logged into my email to send Betty a quick enquiry as to whether she and Hamish will require Gummidge, Young Tom and myself to pop up to Scotland to help with the Haggis cull this year. Imagine my surprise when I found your email waiting for me, I'd almost begun to wonder if you even wanted this damned £3,500 because of your constant pissing about with getting a working bank account to me. I tell you, I think you owe the Haggis a big thank you, because if it wasn't for them I would not even have bothered to have logged into my email, what with Fatima being away until Tuesday with the refugee camp choir on some kind of competition the camps hold each year. Do you know, Pastor Malcolm emailed me to say Fatima and the other poor mites who were taking part didn't even have matching uniforms to perform in. Well, I was soon able to sort that out and sent the £4,000 Pastor Malcolm said would be enough to kit everyone out. I absolutely refuse to have my Fatima looking like some kind of ragamuffin when it's within my power to have her looking like the angelic beauty she is. Anyway, as usual, I suppose your not interested in anything but yourself and the damned £3,500 you want me to send to you, so I suppose we best deal with that. Now, before I send you the money I want to know who this Richard Kwadwo Adubofour is. I only ask as your choice of the people you have chosen to help you so far hardly inspires confidence in your ability to judge a persons good character. Just because our romantic relationship is over doesn't mean that I should not still be looking out for your welfare. So my dear, get back to me as soon as you can and let me know who this Richard Kwadwo Adubofour is and where you met him.
Harold |
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_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
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Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:41 am |
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Will Sandra never get tired?
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My Dare,
Richard Kwadwo Adubofour is one of the church worker and he has being
good to me and he said that ones you send the money i will go with him
and get the money i only let him know that i need help but i did not
tell him about my family or about the fund is only know me that i run
into the church and told the father that i don't have home to live so
pls i will like to live here as soon as i can help me you will be
happy to have me thank you.
Miss Sandra. |
A confused Dead End Harold replies.
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Sandra
I'm confused, where are you? what church did you run into? I thought you had returned to the refugee camp, now you tell me you have run into a church again. Are you saying you have run away from the refugee camp again? Have you returned to Father Vermin's church or are we talking about a totally different church now? I just do not understand what is going on! Why do you always have to make everything so much more difficult than it needs to be? Don't you realise that you just keep raising more questions than you answer with your strange ways of going about the simplest of tasks? For instance, you've still not answered my question as to Richard Kwadwo Adubofour trustworthiness and how you came to meet him and what you exactly told him to obtain his bank details. Perhaps I'm misunderstanding who Richard Kwadwo Adubofour is, are you try to tell me that Richard Kwadwo Adubofour is really Father Richard Kwadwo Adubofour the minister of the church you have run into? If that's the case, that opens up a whole new can of worms as to why you have run to a different church and not just run back to Father Vermin's church to get his correct bank details like I asked you to do. Surely you can see why I get so confused and frustrated by your erratic behaviour? I think it would be a good idea if you have Mr or Father Richard Kwadwo Adubofour contact me directly so that I can get to the bottom of this for myself and not have to rely on your garbled explanation. I'm sorry my dear, I want to get this £3,500 to you as soon as I can but I really do not feel comfortable sending it until we have got this mess of your own making cleared up. Oh! and try to get back to me at more frequent and sensible times than the very early hour of the morning as that really is not helping us get this whole sorry mess completed to anybodies satisfaction.
Harold |
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_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
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Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:21 pm |
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What an inquisitive young lady Sandra has become.
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your wresting my time here why? |
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what do you do for a living? noting i see that in you |
And for some strange reason, Pastor Peter sent this at 13:48.
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i will get her don't worry |
Dead End Harold will reply later. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
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Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:46 am |
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Dead End Harold's up and about.
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Sandra
I wake up this morning with the feelings of excitement a small child is filled with on Christmas morning, hoping to read all about how my darling Fatima got on at the choir competition only to find nothing waiting for me but your own email and one from Pastor Peter. Therefore my dear Sandra, you will have to forgive me if I seem to be not best pleased by it's spiteful content. What on earth do you mean by accusing me of wresting your time you ungrateful young lady? If anything it is you that has been wresting my time since I held out the hand of help and friendship all those many weeks ago. Everything I have done for you has been done for your own good, if it had not been for my constant vigilance in looking out for your welfare you would not now be in the position to make your preposterous accusations against me. Was it not I that saw Pastor Peter and that damned Pare woman for the despicable people that they turned out to be? just for that alone, you should be thanking me instead of throwing insults my way. Why can't you see that everything I do and have done is because I still care about you and the child you carry. Never once have I thought of giving up on you, even when you have been nasty to me I have stuck by you and tried to get the £3,500 to you when I'm sure that any less honourable man would have walked away. It is not my fault that you always seem to make poor choices in the people you turn to for help, so to accuse me of wresting your time seems a little unappreciative if you ask me. Now, my advice to you would be, take a deep breath, and try to calm yourself. I think once you have done that, you will see that you are being unreasonable expecting me to send the £3,500 without ensuring you will actually receive it. However, if you still feel the same way about things after you have taken time to contemplate your hurtful words, then just let me know you don't want my help anymore and release me from my promise. Oh! and not that you really deserve it, but I feel I should warn you that the email I received from Pastor Peter seemed like a threat that he is still looking for you, so I would keep your head down and your whits about you. Anyway, let me know one way or the other what you want to do, then at least I'll know where I stand.
Harold |
And to Pastor Peter (Sandra) just for the fun of it.
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My dear Pastor Peter
What a surprise to hear from you again after all this time you silly little man. I have just sent Sandra an email warning her of your threat to "get her". Ha! Ha! Ha!, please forgive me for laughing but you have not managed to find Sandra thus far so I think the chances of somebody as stupid as you being able to carry out your threat is ZERO! For God sake man give it up, you just aren't clever enough to catch Sandra whilst she has me to help her.
Harold |
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_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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