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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll skip the boring parts. Emma is still a bit confused now and then because of the pain meds. And Daniboy loves it.

Wednesday:
Daniboy: Hello
Are you there
Emma: Yes
Daniboy: OK wait
They Furckers exploded me for 10,000 pounds whateverther fuk that is!!! Fuck do I look like a wait lifter??????
Emma: Huh?
Daniboy: Says Darla
Emma: Is she in the gym?
Daniboy: No relax she says they fuckers exploded her with 10,000 pounds
And I talk to her about it and she agreed to pay
Emma: So she's dead and you talked to her
Are you like that brat from the 6th sence?
Daniboy: Wait what did you eat tonight
Your talking off key
Emma: No cookie, my keys ar in my handbag
Daniboy: OK OK
I know you've rest enough for today
That's why you won't sleep early
After all your in the house
Emma: I am
Daniboy: I know you're

Today
Daniboy: Am not happy, cherish... since I left work till now. The little i work they didn't pay me and I have expenses... i have to go and lay my complain on Tuesday and is far fr me
Ohhhhh
Now I can't go to today's training I promise to pay when I receive mine
Emma: but they told you to go back on monday
Daniboy: Not genuine
Emma: stupid fuckers
Daniboy: Well am still at home. Have to wait for my madam to come back form holiday
How are you
Emma: what madam?
Daniboy: The head of my shift
She's the one that can call me back
Why... Are you acting strange
Where are you
(doing other things for a while, not noticing he replied)
Woman
OK
Emma: Oh that madam
Daniboy: Which madam are you talking about.
My boss, head boss at work now u understand ok
Emma: I understand. Don't be so prickly cookie
Darla sent me money and I did some online shopping. Tomorrow they'll deliver a buch of Louboutin's. They'll be so gorgeous whenbI can walk straight again
Daniboy: Ok

That got him silent. I'm sure he's happy about Emma's intoxicated decision.

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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Darla, what did you do to the poor lad, he's afraid you're coming to kick his butt. Laughing And he's extremely whiny the last few days.

Thursday evening I wasn't in the mood for whiners.
Daniboy: Your enjoying now right
Emma: just watching a movie cookie
Danioby: Hmm
Happy watching enjoy
Emma: thanks love
Danioby: For what
Emma: for wishing me a happy time
Danioby: OK bye

Friday afternoon
Danioby: hey was up
Emma: nothing, i'm just bored. can't do anything, nothing on tv
Where did darla go? did she go back to atlanta?
Danioby: Don't know
Emma: I thought you would find out. She must be really pissed off right now
Danioby: I think
What you ask and you need have done it for you.
Am free
Emma: ok
it's a free world
Danioby: whatever
Emma: what's wrong with you?
you act a bit strange
Danioby: Yes cos am not happy
And you don't even study the guy you are in love with... I care yes even when you're not feeling OK at the hospital... But I told you about my issue of my payment which I didn't receive... But you don't even bother to ask hey baby wasup, afar have you go.. Even if we are still far from each other try to find out what's going on with me...
Any way am just saying cos you Re mine
No need to worry yourself
Emma: You told me not to worry about it, so what did you expect me to do?
Danioby: Never mind.... I pass through stress today but nothing shows up nothing... I told you not to worry...leave me with it.....
Emma: did you kick some balls today cookie?

Friday evening
Danioby: No...
Emma: why not? you're so good.
I am very impressed with your persuasion skills with Darla. Amazing that you could get that out of her. Where did you learn?
Danioby: No one thought me
Emma: oh, but I'm thinking of you
You are good at it
Danioby: And your their sitting
Emma: What does that mean?

Saturday
Danioby: What did I say.... OK we need to talk
Emma: Ok, talk
Danioby: Darla said she's coming to Nigeria... To take me along with her. I said no way even my mom refuse... Now she till insist you know she have the money we both know. Now you have to take chance.
I don't want her, am pleased with you
I need money to come to your.but she's desperate..you know
My program stop while no fund to pay, also in suspension
Emma: Shit, that's serious. How did you get money before?
Danioby: How i Survive..i bought things on credit ....and I pay 3 thousand naira not know i will go on suspension. The little i have i use it
Oh, you think am telling you lies... Befr
Emma: Huh? Did you?
Danioby: What did you mean am telling you what am passing through here... 😡
Emma: Why are you angry?
Danioby: Cos you don't trust me.... And am not happy been here......

Sunday
Emma: I never said I don't trust you. Would I even plan to marry you if I didn't trust you? You're not making me happy saying things like that
Danioby: I want to leave this town this country... Good morning dear how was your night.. You're not really online.. What happened to you
Emma: I have a friend here helping me, it's not nice to be chatting all day when soneone is here helping me
I know you want to leave the country. I want you to leave and come here
Danioby: OK no need for me to bother myself anymore. Take care
Emma: what do you mean Cookie?
bother like how?
Danioby: Since your friend is there with you....... And is true you can't chat all day. My regards to her. fr keeping you company.
Emma: I'm happy about it, my house became a mess, it's really helpful
how are you cookie?
I miss you
Danioby: Are you sure
Emma: what's wrong with you today?
Danioby: Nothing am just alone in the house..
Counting the roof.. Bored
Emma: why did you ask if I'm sure?
Of course I miss you
Danioby: I have no friends
Me myself and I
Only
Emma: You have me
Danioby: Not face to face,i want to see you fr real...
Emma: Then come over here
I'll talk to you later, my friend made me coffee
Danioby: How can I, i have no money ..
And I told you about who is coming to pick me... In Nigeria
Later
Danioby: You said i should come over,is itpaper am gonna use to come. Now I can't miss two chances Darla is coming to Nigeria.... Now left to u, do something onless....she will.
later again
Emma: Hmm... You left me to that recently. You're not afraid of some girl are you?
Danioby: Are you there
Am waiting for you to do something, and you know you're not alone ...is not my fault if anything happens i told you.. Like you're not really serious with what am telling you. Maybe you're tired of me...why will I be afraid when you did nothing i explain how things is going here you just pretend you care.... And I keep waiting for you to help.. I don't have time and time wait for any body, i leaving this country befr December by the grace of almighty God, and I don't care who that lady will be..... You're not turning up... At all
Emma: What are you talking about? I love you cookie. You say you're done with me after all I've been through?
What do you expect me to do? I cant stop Darla
I tried and ended up in the hospital. It's like you want that to happen again
Danioby: What I need now is money.. I want to leave ha.........
Emma: Then we need to find a way to make money quick
Danioby: Hurh,
Emma: What?
Danioby: How and what's that fr doesn't make sense, i can I make money when am not available, see am just fed you hear.. Time is not on my side am angry
Emma: With me? Why?
I'm trying to help here
Danioby: Fuck..... Shit. I have no hope in you........ If you think am going to eat your money you fail. Bad mood
Emma: Cookie, I don't think that
I trust you, you know that
Why did you lose hope in me?
Danioby: Is getting late the year is getting to an end.No need you've tried your best. Thanks alot
Emma: Cookie, I need to tell you something so you understand my situation more better (let's take a chance and see what will happen next, will he run or will he salivate?)
Danioby: I told you what am passing through, and I now see you can't help... Talk, talk
Am listening
Emma: I did something bad
But I'm afraid to tell because you're good and I don't want you to leave me
Danioby: What is that Tell me don't worry
Its normal
Emma: Not really
Danioby: Talk
Emma: You know I was married to mr. Scumbag
And he was rich
Danioby: yes
Emma: Emphasis on WAS
Danioby: He want you back
Emma: Yes, but i won't go back
He's poor now
Danioby: Finish your word
Emma: Do you get me?
Danioby: Why is he poor
Emma: When I found out about the cheating
I didn't leave right away
Danioby: Hmm OK
Am listening
You still love him normal
Emma: No way. I hate him. Stupid fucker
I took all his money, gradually without him noticing
Danioby: You can go back i won't stop you, is that what you called something bad
Ok
So is that why he's poor
Emma: Shipped it away to secured trusts. So he cannot touch it
Danioby: You all his money
Emma: Yes, it's mine now
I'm ashamed cookie, please dont judge me. It wasn't right to do
Danioby: Why are you ashamed
Emma: Because it was a bad thing to do
You must hate me now
I'm sorry cookie, i understand if you want to leave me now
(and on this message Emma logged of to give him time to stew it over)
Danioby: Hmm, what you did to him, you can also do it to me.....
Why are you so cunning
You use me against Darla
Trust you Emma........ Well
And where is the money
Later
How many did you tell this
Where the hell are you am talking to you
later again
You waste all my time...... What a pity
And later again
Tell me are you helping or not.....
Much later
Emma: I told this only to you Cookie

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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OP, can you change the thread title to something like "Cookie the scamming teacher"

A new chapter in the adventures with Daniboy. Since it looked like the video was out of the question Emma decided for another adventure. Let's crumble this cookie.

Monday
Daniboy: Are you helping me or not... Emma
You are wasting your time....
And is like you have a double mind.. Answer my question are you helping or not
Please don't waste my time... Already you did
Emma: Yes I'm helping. Why do you think I told you this
But it looks like you're angry with me now and I was afraid that would happen
I thought you wouldn't judge me, but it looks like you do. 😞
Why do you think I have a double mind? What do you mean by that
Daniboy: What am saying is time is going runin out.. If you help me no problem with that
Emma: It's like you hate me now
Daniboy: I don't
And I don't judge you for what you ve done, just say yes if you want to help me... before December ending i want to leave this country
Emma: I told you yes, but you say i have a double mind. What do you mean by that? I trysted you by telling you this cookie
Daniboy: OK OK..
You make me act this way
You know have been telling you my all about but you didn't turn up. OK I heard you....
Emma: I tried to help you, with the Chelsea position but you refuse
Daniboy: What are you doing, I don't want another person to take your chance. Is what you re after then your not keep waiting for that I told it can't happen anymore that's your only help then forget it.. You're not serious about it
Emma: I am really serious cookie. Tell me what it is that you need. You never told me
Daniboy: Must I talk don't you know i money i need to come over before we talk about the club
But you don't want to. I see
Emma: I want to cookie, but you told me that you can't ask me for it because I would think you're bad
I'm no mindreader cookie
And it makes me so angry when you say i don't want to help you after everything
Daniboy: Yes I can't but you should know.. You should seat and think the kind of person i am let assume is another person I won't ask i would have leave country.... I left those just because of you.. I know you want to help but you delay too much did you know when we start our friendship. Have been with for this all days.
You shouldn't expect me to ask befr you do if really want Dani.....
I told you all my condition here which another can't wait to hear befr arrange everything for me to move, I left everybody cos of you
Emma: I know that cookie, but when I try to explain my situation you immediately tell me I have a double mind
Daniboy: Your situation have nothing to do with me... Am still who I am and you can follow your mind. And what I see is wasting of time.. You waste my time Emma i don't ask being with you you should know what to do
Emma follow your mind, i told you i can't eat your money
Am going off soon.. Keep wasting time. Chat later
Emma: You still don't understand me
The money from my ex husband, I can not reach it now
It is in secured funds
Daniboy: I know no problem...
Emma: He is making a law suit, but cannot win, because the terms of the fund is solid. Everything is ours cookie
But to reach it now I have to adjust the terms of the trust fund and that cost money
Daniboy: I can't do anything here
Emma: Thats why I told you that we need to find a way to get money quick
Daniboy: And am not after that I will make mine
Am out brfr December
Emma: How?
Daniboy: I don't know how. Any way
Chat later
Emma: It's a 6 figur number cookie, if you can think of a way to help me release it I give you half
Daniboy: We talk later
By 11:30
Emma: Love you cookie
later
Daniboy: am back madam
So what are you talking about
The code
Emma: what code?
I didn't say anything about a code
Daniboy: So what's it
U talking about
Emma: I told you 6 figures. That means the amount I was talking about has 6 figures
you get me?
Daniboy: OK I can i get that without seeing it
Show me
Then
Emma: You don't understand me well
I mean to say that the amount that is in the trusts is over a grant
Daniboy: Oh damn
What i don't get is you want me to say the amount
Right
But how
Me never understand you.... Am not happy then why are going off when we need to talk
We don't have time
You're making things hard now where are you let's finish it
What currency are you spending
Emma: £
sorry cookie I didn't feel good, I had to take pills. I'm back now
Daniboy: Why what happened you thinking
Emma: still my ribs and i have headaches still that keep coming back.
Daniboy: You know you have to make it fast and I will be there for you.. And you will feel no pain..... This is the kind of guy people are praying for to have. You don't know until you see me...... N you know am a good guy... Am doing this to make things faster
Anyway you went off and come back....
And your friend
Emma: I'm alone today, my friend has to work today. I know you are good.
What do I have to make fast?
Daniboy: You spend £
Name it in full
What you're telling me, you don't know the exact amount..
Right
And don't leave without telling me a genuine reason
Emma: Ok
Daniboy: I spend naira here
Emma: Ok, sorry for leaving you, I suddenly got a massive headache and dizziness, so I needed to take my pills
Daniboy: OK no problem
It's okay
Emma: I spend British pounds
Daniboy: Pounds to change it to Nigeria currency is good...
OK the 6 figure is
000000
Emma: only zero's is nothing cookie
Daniboy: I know but let's say 1000000
100000
Emma: It's way more than that
A little over 450.000,-
Daniboy: OK now you're talking.....
540.000
550.000
Emma: you don't need to guess, I just told you. I don't know the exact number. It's somewhere between £450.000,- and £475.000,-
Daniboy: Thanks for the options
But wait
Oh this a bit hard. And you must know befr you collect it
Did you know the account number
Emma: Of course I know, I've set it up myself
Daniboy: You but I Hop that's the only way to get that
Befr you do something like that you need to put down the details
Emma: what do you mean?
Daniboy: You can get the number if the account number is with you. The number to 475 is long and not easy
You know the code then check with your phone... You will see the amount
Emma: do you need to know the exact amount?
Daniboy: No is your money
You don't know the real amount and trying to let you know
Emma: Because it's a well invested trust fund, the amount grows every time. That's why I don't know exactly, but I can find out
Daniboy: Yes
Now you talking
You need to found
Do something
Emma: Ok, I'll find out. Wait please
(later) £469.284,-
Daniboy: Is that the amount
Emma: yes
Daniboy: So what next
Emma: You tell me. I only knew how to ship it away from the scumbag ex so that he couldn't get his hands on it.
Daniboy: Oh, can you forward it to your account
It will be under ur care
Emma: It is under my care already I just can't get it now
Daniboy: So
How will you get me money to come that's my problem now cherish
Emma: I don't know exactly, that's why I told you earlier that we need to find a way to make money. I have this funds I can't reach right now, but when they are released they are yours as well.
So if you have any ideas at all, I'm in. Anything to get you here
Daniboy: Cherish that's the problem... I have no idea
You should know better
Emma: I have enough clients with a lot of money, but they won't give it to me just like that
Daniboy: oh... that is the problem
Emma: So that's why I told you that we need to find a way together
you were so persuasive with Darla, she coughed up 10.000 like it was nothing
Daniboy: How can we get this money. Am tired
Of this bull shit
Emma: I know, me too. Think Cookie, how can we persuade people to give us money? I don't care how, I'm desperate. I don't want Darla to get to you
Daniboy: I can't do that to anyone do you hear me, what kind of thing is that
I only do that for you, cos of what she did to you.....
Emma: I don't know what kind of thing you did. Why are you angry
I'm crying here cookie, I'm scared of what she'll do to you
Daniboy: Left to you now and not my fault..... What are you crying if you re no am not sure
Do you know you're giving me bad mood
Emma: How am I doing that Cookie? I'm trying to help, but I just don't know how. I'm worried and desperate and having a massive headache again
Daniboy: No need to Emma you tried your best
Don't wound yourself Just that i see this as waste of time.
fr me
Emma: You mean I'm a waste of your time?
Daniboy: I don't see a good result from this friendship. But not asking you to do something bad OK
I don't have money, and you try your best
Emma: I don't care about doing something bad Cookie, I need you here and I need you safe that's all I care about
Do you still love me after I told you what I did to my ex?
Daniboy: Why not, but Tim is running no time to check time....
Emma: huh?
Daniboy: I don't have time soon we getting close to December...
Woman I have plan to leave country this year
And you need to make that happen
Emma: Tell me how Cookie
Daniboy: I don't know. You have more idea you re in big town big country
Think well
Emma: Ok, I have an idea
Daniboy: Ok
Emma: you teach me your persuasion skills and I try to get people to give us money
Daniboy: Oh Emma
Emma: Is your job try to convince
Just try i can't teach you. You've done it before at work.
You remember
Do it again
Emma: I know how to get people to sign for insurance and investment policies, that's a completely different thing than trying to get money from someone when they won't get anything in return
Daniboy: Wait a minute but you paid at work maybe you don't want to
what did I pay at work?
Emma: Emma am tired...
Daniboy: Am the one begging for money to come shit what a pity
Emma: You don't love me anymore......
Daniboy: Do something Emma do something
Am waiting
Emma: Me too. Tell me what to do!!!
Daniboy: you should know
How
Emma: I'm no mindreader
Daniboy: Don't you have savings
Emma: How much is it that you need?
Daniboy: 1 million naira everything now is expensive.... Did you know how much is flight fee
Emma: I have no idea
Daniboy: So what do you think can you make that fund for me
Emma: How much is that in £?
Daniboy: OK wait
£2.105.00
Please ask to confirm
You heard me
Emma: Yes I heard you
That's a lot, how do I get that so quickly?
Daniboy: Then ask to confirm
Emma: You need me to write the amount that you need?
£2.105.00
Daniboy: That's one million in pounds
Emma: You need £1000.000,-?
Daniboy: Pls wait
That's will be 3000.000 pounds.... Cos 1000.000 pounds is 473.855.00 in niara and it won't be enough pls..... Give me 3000.000
later
Emma where are you
Hurry up Darla is on her way to Africa i told you Emma
But you think am lying anyway African is big
She can't find me and you need to do anything you have to do in a hurry
Emma: You need to give me all the information I need to get money to you and I'll try my best to get it love
Where is Darla now?
Daniboy: Hello
Are you there
Emma: I'm here
Daniboy: You should know how to send money to someone in Nigeria. Like wise tomorrow am going to the bank.... For other issue. And I have to open western union for me to receive it
Darla can't find me and we never see her
Emma: OK
Daniboy: Just have hope
Emma: I can't use western union. I signed a non competitive clause at the company where I work. I can only make bank transfers
Daniboy: Oh am not sure about that. I need to ask
Emma: ok
Daniboy: Darla think she's wise, she think she can just come all the way to Africa to get me.never
It won't happen
Emma: But you never told me today dear. Do you still love me after I told you what I did?
Daniboy: To your ex right
She just chat me this evening i told she has been ignoring me for long
OK let me forward her massage to you
Am just aboot to get on a plane silly
She's to arrogant....
Too arrogant
Emma: plane where?
Daniboy: To Africa
Emma: that's what she said?
Daniboy: She won't find, yes
As if I know what will happen dear
That's why am also in a hurry for you
Bout don't worry since you are really really ready
To help with the fund i will go to the bank tomorrow and ask from the Enquiry ,and try to open western union
Emma: OK
Daniboy: Are you ok
Emma: I'm just tired, but the drugs work well now
Daniboy: why are you tired
Of me
Emma: no, because of pain and drugs and worries
never because of you
but again you didn't tell me that you still love me
Daniboy: Haha 😍 i do love you
Your funny
Emma: no I was really worried because you didn't tell me
love you to crumbs cookie
Daniboy: Lol love you too baby
Just try make it happen
Emma: You know I will
I try my very best tomorrow
Daniboy: Sure.. I know
Now how do you feel
Emma: happier
Daniboy: I know you're
Baby so you think I don't loveyou cos of what you did right
But that is gone i still love you
Emma: yes. I know you don't like people that do bad things, you told me many times and I did something bad
Daniboy: But you don't believe me
Emma: How do I not believe you?
Daniboy: Baby let's get all done OK ....I know you hold me tight
Emma: Of course, I love you. never want to let you go
but why do you think I don't believe you?
Daniboy: Cos what you did to your ex
But i forgot and forgive
Emma: thank you dear
Daniboy: That's my lady ....i pic of you in full am happy
Emma: Can I make you one tomorrow, when I'm less stressed and have just taken the drugs, so I won't get a panic attack again?
The bruises in my face are gone now
Daniboy: OK your free
Emma: Thank you. I knew you'd understand
Tell me honestly cookie, to make me feel better. Did you ever do something bad?
Daniboy: Befer we meet
Emma: what did you do?
Daniboy: My friends and I do go to the pool drink..... Dance
And now we separated by good not by death
Not really bad. That's
Emma: ah, but that's not bad at all, that's just fun
Daniboy: No not fun
I was told not to take any Thing achloic
The last i took this i almost die only God save i can't do anything Emma i was Lin and my eyes were white like pregnant woman
Emma: drinking alcohol is not bad. I teach you to do it the right way when you're here
Daniboy: Ha... Pls don't kill me now am scared befr am good... But I can't anymore cos of what happened to me
I can take wine
I don't care
Emma: when you said you did something bad I thought you did something similar to me or rob a store or something. Not that I expect you to do that, but that would've been something bad
Daniboy: No i never did something like that before and I would never
Ok
Baby
Emma: ok
it would be a way to make money quick
Daniboy: U kept me silent
What's that
Emma: I was responding to an email
Daniboy: You said it would be a way to make money quick
What's that
Talk
You till doubting right i know
Emma: doubting how?
Daniboy: it would be a way to make money quick
Why did you say this
Emma: because it's true and I'm stressed out here. I want you here and safe
I'm tired and I need to sleep
Daniboy: I told you i will make more money when am right there with you
Anyway should I still ask from the enquiry at the bank
Hmmm

Tuesday
Emma: I never told you not to
Daniboy: Baby you awake
Emma: No
Daniboy: OK still on bed
Emma: Just took my drugs. It's making my head fuzzy and thinking is a bit weird
Daniboy: No just calm down dear...
Emma: Ok
Daniboy: Relax
Emma: You told me once about people around you what theyre doing to get money snd thstyou dont and yourr honest and all but i wa awake too much last night thinking it might be bad but might earn us ablot of money to get you here quickand easy
Stupid thoughts
I need sleep
I knowits crazy bit im jistvtellung you my thoughts. I want to br honest with mr Cookiecrumbs
Daniboy: That's a bad idea
Why would you think of that
Emma: Because its quick and easu and gets yu here like reslly qyickly
We talk more bettrs layer
Daniboy: So what are you planning to do
Do not do anything that.... Aferall u have money you can't touch. And you promise to send if i ask the enquiry for details
And why are you saying this Emma be careful. What is all the nonsense.....
Later
Daniboy: Emma i just out of the bank.. I was told am gonna a code from and I would take it back to the bank and they will help me with that now is left to you gave done my part waiting for you cherish
Icc number I think
You should have your code there to send money that's what they requested for
Emma: huh? I don't need any code to send money.
And I wasn't talking nonsense. I promised to try to get the money, but if I can't I don't think it's such a bad idea to try
Daniboy: Where are you
Emma: home

No you don't get me. Don't be angry
Emma: oh, where should I be?
Daniboy: For me to receive it, i calm down OK. They told me whether am with the icc number. I said no they told am gonna get it from the person who want to send to me. But now you said no number maybe you should then try to ask that's the only way Fr me to get that
They say when I get it they will attend to me,
Emma: Cookie, explain what is an icc number?
why do they need it.
All these years I have never needed that
Daniboy: that's is what I don't really know... You know you send money within ur country have you send to others country..... That's why I need that as they say....
Emma: All I need for transferring money is a bank account number, the name and address of the owner of the account and the name and address of the bank. A routing number, switft or iban. Things like that. Never needed anything else to transfer money
And at work I transfer money around all day, so I know
Daniboy: OK mam
I will
If it works that way
I need to go to the bank to ask if it will work that way
Emma: haha of course it works that way
Daniboy: OK but should go nd make sure you are on line
Emma: i try love
Daniboy: Please try
Emma: i just told you i would
Daniboy: OK am on my way
Yeah just arrived at the bank now... Need to see the enquiry
Please hold
OK dear i will send you my details as well
He said is possible
ok
<lads account with his name, but the address of a business somewhere> (reported)
Savings account
Emma: Now you only need the name and address of the bank. A routing number, switft or iban.
Daniboy: <bank name and address>
Emma: iban / routing number / swift?
Daniboy: Should I choose one
Of those
Emma: yes. any or all
Daniboy: OK
<swift code>
That's it
Dear
Emma: ok. Thank you for clearing that up
Daniboy: yes love
I should thank you
Emma: It's my last available savings cookie
but I could get them available to send to you
I asked my friends to help me with food till my next paycheck
Daniboy: We talk when I get home
Emma: ok
Later
Daniboy: hi
Emma: I sent it with online banking
Daniboy: OK dear have been wondering where you might be
Emma: home of course
but I have not much to eat for a while now
Daniboy: Haven't received it yet anyway once I get it i would let you know.... Please don't be angry
Emma: not angry, still just need to find a way to get money
Daniboy: And I will get all prepared
And
Emma: I made you a picture earlier today when I was feeling a bit better
<picture of my character>
Please help me think of a way to solve this money problem Cookie
Daniboy: Will it take long to get to me... When i get over we think for a way OK
Baby
Emma: That doesn't help me now Cookie
Daniboy: Was wrong
The beautiful woman have never seen. With that sexy style
Emma: ahw thank you cookie
i had a bit of a weird morning but do remember having some good ideas, but don't remember what they were
did i tell you?
Daniboy: I love this picture
Yes of course
Honey
Emma: what did i say?
Daniboy: i had a bit of a weird morning but do remember having some good ideas, but don't remember what they were
Emma: Were they good ideas yes?
Daniboy: Was wrong
Emma: I'll have to scroll back and find them then
Daniboy: You said you tell me
I want to know
Emma: I said I tell you what?
Daniboy: Emma are you sleeping
Emma: yes I am sleeping right now
Daniboy: OK dear
Emma: haha, you're funny
Daniboy: How love
Emma: because again you think I'm sleeping when I'm talking to you
Daniboy: Haha.... I know you're relaxing and you need it
I can see your happy
Emma: you're amusing. I'm still worrie
but I noticed that I didnt have such a bad idea this morning
Daniboy: Oh don't be
I give my word
Emma: word about what?
Daniboy: that you're mine don't mum say hi
Emma: oh, hi mom
I know I'm yours I don't worry about that. I only worry about having no money anymore and I do need to buy food in a few days
Daniboy: Can you talk to your friend to help you
Am sorry
Emma: I had this idea this morning and I think you can help me with it. I know you never did it but you know people who did it and it's a way to make money quic
don't be angry cookie
but my friends have helped me out a lot since darla put me in the hospital. they will not help me out forever and i'm getting desperate
Daniboy: What's it
Cherish
Emma: you know what i'm talking about cookie, i told you this morning
you know
Daniboy: Am not goodin that OK you want to do this just because you have nothing left to by food stuff
Emma: you're good in everything you do Cookie
Haha..... Emma. And I don't have who to face. But you're funny
How am I good in everything
Emma: because you are mr. Amazing ofcourse and my favorite Cookie. What do you mean you don't have who to face?
Daniboy: You need money. But do you have a client
Emma: client how?
explain what you mean please
Daniboy: Wait come over again. For me to hear you well
Emma: huh?
Daniboy: What you said this morning to me can't really remember
Emma: read back cookie
Daniboy: Oh is far away from our chat
OK i will try
What you say is not easy am not in that, why the reward is death....
All doing that is bad and ritual but they don't live long lets find this morning in a good way ok
Emma: death? no cookie wealth
Daniboy: If you want wealth is fine and, don't be upset or desperate to find money in any bad way... I understand how you feel ...cherish once am right there money will come. Believe
Emma: but that doesn't help now.
Daniboy: you shoudn't be afraid
Now you're blaming me.....
What do you want me to... Explain and I will look into it.
Emma: I told you already a few times.
I told you what I did with my ex and you told me what people around you are doing to get money.
if we work together we can be successful
do you get me now?
Daniboy: Scammers
Emma: is that what you call them?
Is that what I am for what I did to my ex?
I thought it was just smart revenge
Daniboy: G guys...
What you did to your ex is nothing
Emma: what's G guys?
Daniboy: He fucked up
OK
You did well
Emma: thank you
Daniboy: Yeah so we need to find out to get the money
Emma: yes, now you understand me
My friend is at the door bringing me food. We talk about this more better later.
love you
Daniboy: Haha of course
Love you
Later
Emma: love you too cookie
Daniboy: Oh you're back
Or you going to bed
Emma: almost
Daniboy: OK where's your friend she's gone right...
Emma: yes
Daniboy: Alright what did she offer
You
Emma: spaghetti, one of my favorites
what have you been doing?
Daniboy: Wow, one of ours favorite....
I was waiting for you to goodnight when ever you going to bed
Emma: that's sweet of you
Daniboy: haha
I just see something in you.
Emma: what's that?
Daniboy: You're special....
And I love you for that
Emma: ahw. love you too
but you were explaining things to me earlier, can you go on or will you do that tomorrow?
maybe you need rest as well now?
Daniboy: Me rest until am with you Befr i rest.... Am just waiting the money to come so i can start preparing for my move to be with you.
And what's it that i was explaining
Emma: about G guys
you mentioned that and i dont know what it is
Daniboy: Ok ...they are call scammers. They scam to collect money from foreigners...
Like the one you told me
That happened to you
That's almost...
That's why am different i told you i don't have friends and can't trust.
Emma: I know that cookie
but do you know how it's done?
so that guy who tried to take my money is a G guy?
that wasn't his name
Daniboy: No. Yes just take it as a name of a company
G guys....
We also call them scammers
Emma: ok. go on
i'm listening
Daniboy: What i see there's wickedness.. Emma is bad i feel fr those that are scamed i will also be careful. Of the black guys over there...
Emma: really?
but how do they work?
Daniboy: I don't trust them mostly the can put someone in danger
That i don't really know, they just stay in the house ...with their laptop
They use to operate
They don't move
Emma: that sounds like something I could do now. I have time enough these days
Daniboy: Hurh Emma
What about me.. If you start you can't stop...
It
Emma: of course i can
what about you?
Daniboy: OK... No money left Fr you that's why you want to
Emma: you understand now
and if you help me we share of course
Daniboy: Emma i have mind with it cos i don't work fr it.... Anyway
How can I help.
Emma: maybe teach me how its done? you know more about it than me
Daniboy: Just like you met a man on Fb..... And you know he has money... Open another facebook account.. Using another pic not your real pic
And if you want to meet aweathy woman. You will use a male pic.... If he or she is Ukraine for example then you can now say you're California.. Acting love to he or she...
Fake love don't tresspass
Emma
Emma: ok, i'm hearing you. go on
Daniboy: That's all
Emma: ok, so it's only on facebook?
and I need to pretend to love someone other than you?
Daniboy: Any social network
But don't for get
Don't use your real pic
Emma: why not?
Daniboy: No age,, everything you will put is fake
OK you want to put your real pic
You can't wait for me to come
Emma: I'm just asking cookie
And I can't wait for you to come, because I'm tight
Daniboy: Are you angry
Emma: no im not
Daniboy: Do you have who you want to scam
If yes just opened new account
Add the person make sure he's always on social network
Or she
Remember when is he
You are a girl of course.but don't use Real, Emma ....
And she your a guy... You know
Start acting you like him or her
Make he or she fall using another nice pic
Ok
Emma: Ok, I understand, but how can I get a pic if I can't use my own?
Daniboy: When OK... They are many beautiful picture on net
You down load
Emma: from where?
Daniboy: From Google just type it, like beautiful girl picture or you type www.waptrick.com then you see many categories you scroll down and enter pictures.. Then you download one you like
Emma: like this one?
<bikini model>
Daniboy: And each picture you must have the same with different style of shot. Even the male
Yes
You got it
It will work
But when you get what you want you stop OK
Emma: oh, but this is only one picture, the rest of the bikini models is different
but where do i find the rich man?
Daniboy: OK leave that ..rich man most are mostly find here on facebook
Old rich man
Emma: but how do I know they're rich? they don't say it in their profile
old? and i need to pretend to love them? yuk
Daniboy: yes you start a chat with them you will know and you can art well.. Cuuning and smart...
Yes
Any time they requested for video chat, you give him excuse
Emma: like what?
Daniboy: You don't do that
You're always busy
And you're willing to know him
You love him...
Fake love
You know
Make him fall in love
Emma: I understand
Daniboy: You will get what you want
It can take you up to a week or more
Why you might be lucky it won't get to a week
Emma: Does this guy look old and rich enough?
<picture of kojack>
Daniboy: When you get that money you blocked him
Yeah where did you get that from
Emma: was just searching a bit
but yuk... i need to pretend I love him and say he's hot?
Cookie, I only love you
Daniboy: ok
Are guys chatting
It's seems he's bad guy
Emma: how do you know?
I'm not chatting with him yet
You told me not with this profile
only with a fake
Daniboy: Wait is it your opponent
Emma: huh?
Daniboy: Or the second picture you want to use
You should let me know OK
Emma: no I don't want to use that picture, that's ugly
Daniboy: Alright use another
Emma: I asked you if you think he looks like a rich businessman
Daniboy: too rich.i think using a beauty lady will work faster and faster OK for get about the man
Emma: ok
if you say so. I trust you Cookie
Daniboy: Alright...
Make sure he's fall in love very well befr you now proceed on how you will meet
And tell him you don't have much if he knows that he loves you. He should make you some money to come that you are in and can't wait..
You twist his head
Can you try maybe you can check Fr another beautiful picture that will be the same like two or three.. You use one one the new account profile... Cos he can ask for it then you send other well since you are desperate no problem.
Emma: ok. I will look for it. but maybe you can also look for me, because you know so well
I am tired now. I will go to sleep and we'll talk more tomorrow ok?
Daniboy: Love you
Nice dream
Emma: Love you too cookie. Thank you for teaching me
Daniboy: O
I will try help my woman
Emma: And I love you for it
Daniboy: you're so special
Emma: goodnight
Daniboy: yeah ladies first

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Quote:
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Pure scammer callousness. Little does he know it's his head that's getting twisted Evil or Very Mad

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haha. We're setting up Emma's new fake profile. The first one got shut down already due to suspicious activity. And all Emma did was sending out friend requests to all those fake military scammers Rolling Eyes

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G man Emma -oooooooo Shocked
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The second profile is also shut down due to suspicious activities, but it looks like we won't need it anymore.

Daniboy: love good morning
How' was your night..
Am on my way to the bank cos i need to ask how long will it takes me to receive it
Emma: You can stay home cookie, my bank told me 3 business days
so it will be friday
Daniboy: OK dear thanks
I need some pictures for that profile. Can you help me find good ones and send them to me?
Daniboy: OK i will but you take patient
There's a site i just found..... Www.meetingrichmen.com
You scroll down and enter find sugar daddy in San
Antonio
Sugar daddy for me and you click on that...
There you see this
And you look for that wealthy man
Note don't use Real you put a beautiful lady don't you that one you showed me let her put on a complete sexy clothes
And you change your name as well
On Google
Emma: ok what name should I usue?
Daniboy: Davina Wilson
Emma: Who's that?
Daniboy: The name you will bare on that account... And you meet a rich man...
Emma: ok
Daniboy: Alright and you give me details as you get the rich man.
And don't for get what you have to do
Emma: sure, what details do you need?
Daniboy: Make sure he fall in love ,with that you get money from him.... Very easy out there than here. He will send you money to come visit him and don't tell you live in England OK
Change everything about you, and make sure you know more about him
First
And choose carefully..
Emma: I understand
Daniboy: Some are Illuminati....
I think you know what I mean
Emma: but can i do it on facebook? You can check if my profile is right and help me more better
Daniboy: Yes of course
You know what
Emma: what?
Daniboy: Open another facebook account
Change everything about you
Location
Name
Emma: ok i go do that now
Daniboy: Pix
Emma: is italy ok?
Daniboy: I think is very far from England
Right
Emma: yes
i make one now, i show you later
Daniboy: Alright OK
Emma: <link to the new fake profile>
Does this look any good?
Daniboy: Hey
Yes try it
Emma: ok, so how do I find men?
Daniboy: You search from add friends
Check very well you will catch a fish
Emma: so I type there rich men?
Daniboy: And one you click on it.. Go to see more in his profile..... No you go to add friends on facebook... Then you continue
OK let me help you with that
Emma: ok. I'll try
Daniboy: Am qlso trying OK
Emma: ok, thank you
Daniboy: But you can also hmm
Two head is better than one
Emma: of course. We can achieve everything when we work together
Daniboy: Alright
Found one see <prob. ITP link>
Add him and check about <name> to see his details
Emma: OK
he's speaking chinese or somethign I dont understand that
(it was arab)
Daniboy: What, who
Emma: that guy you just linked
Daniboy: Then if you met anyone using language, use the Google Translator to follow up
Act like you too speak Chinese
Emma: hahaha, that is a horrible translator, they never believe it
<fake profile from a scammer engineer on some ship>
What about this one
he's a golfer, they have money
Emma: No you don't get me
Daniboy: OK did you add him
Emma: you told me i need to find rich men
this looks like one
Daniboy: Yes but you said he's rich follow up
Emma: Cookie, People don't actually show their bank account content on their facebook page, so I don't know
I think he is, because rich people play golf
poor people pick up the balls
Daniboy: Yes he's try everything we do we put try....
Just try...
Emma: Ok, I added him
Daniboy: Alright is he online
Emma: how did you know?
Daniboy: Asking
Emma: ok, well, I have a problem
facebook locked my fake account
Daniboy: OK maybe you should stop... You know they are reading your chat
Emma: i didn't chat with anybody yet, was only sending some friend requests to wealthy looking men
Daniboy: Alright open another. But you know all our chat they see all
Emma: this is so complicated
Daniboy: They know what you trying to do that's why but try another using any thing of your choice... You remember
Emma: how would they know? I didn't do anything yet, just send some friend requests
Daniboy: You know like customers care sitting at the office. But just try another let see different name as usual
Emma: do i need another picture also?
Daniboy: Yes....
But simple sexy pix
Emma: So I need to start all over again... my head starts spinning
Daniboy: Try one more
Don't worry
Emma: ok I will
Daniboy: Alright
Emma: can you think of a name, I'll search for pictures
Daniboy: If the know they will block it again just try OK
Emma: oh you mean they block it because you gave me a name?
this picture good?
Daniboy: Yes OK use another and don't show me OK
Good ??
Emma: so I can't tell you anything about the name or give you a link to my profile?
Daniboy: If they know they will block it just tell me you're chatting and how it goes.
Once you open just say you open it
And you add him and he accepted
Let's see it that way
Emma: Ok, I made an account and added that guy
Daniboy: Alright, so did he apply
Emma: not yet. maybe not online
Daniboy: OK yes.. You need to wait and if you get another
You can just you know
Emma: I can what?
Daniboy: Add of course
OK wait....
<probable ITP name>
Emma: there are a lot with that name
Daniboy: He's
Putting on white with sun shade
Emma: Can't find it cookie
<printscreen of the profile>
Emma: can't find that one either
but someone responded
I can't tell you who, but I have a friend, he looks rich
Daniboy: Why can't you tell him to assist you with money instead of doing this
You can't tell me you're back sliding... No problem.
Emma: I mean friend on my fake profile cookie
pay attention
Daniboy: OK sorry.
Attend to him
Emma: I will. Talk to you later. I let you know what happens
Daniboy: OK you too
A while later
Emma: Cookie, I think it goes well
he's offline now, but I had a chat with a doctor from USA that is working in the military in Syria now. He has a son and his wife died in a car accident and the insurance paid out big time
Daniboy: OK hop he won't get you if you have the money...
Nice one anyway i just pray it went well...
And me i also have a game...
Type
Shop. Bet9ja. Com
In your system
Is about football.... You predict and win big
I can also help you with that...
Emma: really? wow, did you ever win?
Daniboy: Yes just small
But you stake high you will big
Emma: ok, but i have nothing to stake now
Daniboy: Alright..then
Emma: you know this cookie, that's why we started this in the first place
did you ever do this facebook fake account thing?
Daniboy: Hop your Plan work out
No cos i don't like it
Why did you say that... Have i done anything wrong
Emma: no you didn't
was just asking
because you know so well
Daniboy: Haha.... Funny cherish
how are you doing
Have you eaten
Emma: not much, I'm saving it
Daniboy: oh baby ...ok you talk well with the guy went offline
Emma: yes he did
Someone else accepted the request but didn't respond yet
Daniboy: OK hope you still remember..
Am can't wait to meet you love
Emma: me neither cookie
I'm tired now so I'm going to sleep for a while and try again later today
Daniboy: I know
OK there
Relax well
And I will be there for you my special woman


This evening
Daniboy: Where are you love
<picture>
Emma: ah, there's my handsome man
I'm right here
Daniboy: OK how are you doing
Emma: well rested
how are you?
Daniboy: Am not good but now that I can chat with you am fine OK
My love
How far about that guy
Emma: why were you not good Cookie?What's wrong?
Daniboy: Cos I don't want to miss you. Like seeing you always
Emma: aw Cookie, you're the sweetest
Mr. doctor is falling in love I think
he's saying things like "oh baby you're so pretty" "i've been waiting so long for someone like you"
Daniboy: Yes.... OK let him know you're also willing to meet someone like this. And try to confuse him about your meeting him let him know you don't have much in hand even if he want to see you ...
Emma: really this quick? I think that would be a bit too obvious dont you think?
I did tell him he's so attractive and smart (but he's really just very ugly and old)
Daniboy: Yes is quick, but am just given you idea... Just for you to get what you want. That's all don't worry about that And if he says he would come you tell him that you did like to go out.
Emma: ok. i'll do it
Daniboy: Am not telling you to start asking from him but when he says something pertaining to that... You twist him you know you're smarter than me
Ok
Emma: oh you mean when he says he wants to come to me I need to tell him I love to travel and convince him to stay put?
Daniboy: Yes...
Exactly
Emma: I can do that
Daniboy: So what do you think
Emma: That you're smart
Daniboy: your funny.. My lady anyway
It will work out for you
Emma: I hope so
I'm talking with another man, he's also american. contractor for building projects or something, so he's away from home a lot but he says he earns very well. His ex wife cheated on him. He's sad
Daniboy: OK now you're lucky... You can play as well
Emma: I asked him all about his job, but he won't tell me much, he only wants to talk about relationships
that's good right?
Daniboy: OK play along with him for two days. You also make him fall as well.. Then you keep telling him you did like to come see him anywhere he's... And lie to him about your self... That you're just a lady looking for who the man his and now I find you. And don't want to leave you i did like to come over to your side dear......
When he said OK... You let him know you have nothing left with you. And you did to me him
Confused him
Emma: Ok. I'll tell him, but slowly yes?
Daniboy: Yessssss
Emma: Ok, I understand
Daniboy: They will do it both
But promise me
When you get it you stop
Emma: but cookie, this is mighty exciting
Daniboy: How tell me
Emma: because it makes me a feel a good kind of nervous, energized, you know what I mean?
Daniboy: I know
Hope you're having fun with that guy... You know what I mean
Emma: not as much fun as with you cookie
you're so much more better to look at
Daniboy: I know and we'll be together forever.. But promise me
You stop after you get it
When i come we will make more fund OK now promise
Emma: ok, promise, but how do we make more when you're here?
you do know I give you half of what they give me right. You teach me so you deserve it
Daniboy: Baby just take it easy. Fund will come i will show you when am right there. I teach you just a game i told you earlier. But we need this first
Emma: oooh, more games? Tell me Cookie
Daniboy: A game we played here and it's all about football predict and win big
So sweet... Let's finish with when i arrive you know more about it
Emma: Sounds really interesting
Daniboy: You will love it and more OK
Emma: ok. but I love you more
we'll have such a good life together
Daniboy: You too dear
Yes we'll


Is there anybody who thinks it's a bit weird that Emma is only talking to the well known scammer accounts on facebook? This is surely a recipe for succes right?

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When he mentioned football, I just remembered how did I abuse Lads this past World Cup.

They love football more than everything. If you ever say anything against Nigeria National Team, you will be surprised how they are innovative with insults if the case if the national team.

P.S. One particular was Romance Lad, I posed as young girl from Argentina.
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It's blindingly obvious to me that Guyman Emma is trying to hook scammers that are trying to hook her. Daniboy needs a clout round the head with the cluebat. No wonder he's not very good at this game Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sneak peek what I'm trying to achieve here.... The facebook scamming will be a disaster (shocking). Emma will steer him towards email scamming and we can have fun with him together.

Fingers and thumbs crossed. At least for now this is making me laugh out loud all the damn time.

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If he needs someone with "fixed matches", let me know.

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He came back for some more
Daniboy: What are you doing
Emma: chatting with the contractor. telling him he's handsome
he says he's looking for a girl to spend the rest of his life with
Daniboy: Don't look at that just pretend you agreed
Emma: I did
I keep telling him how wonderful he is, that I don't understand why his wife could ever cheat on a man like him
Daniboy: Is everywhere cherish... Just play your role and get what you want
Emma: what is everywhere?
Daniboy: What happened to him of course.... There must be a reason for that did he tell you why
Emma: because he is away from home a lot
but i told him i love to travel and it won't be a problem
Daniboy: What did he say
Emma: he didn't invite me yet
but he told me that he want to spend time together
Daniboy: OK leave him for now. He will get hungry to invite you.... Tell him spending time together is not by distance.. Is meeting each other see each other... Tell him you can't wait.
Then he will surely look for a way to invite you keep telling him in different parables
OK
Emma: Ok I will tell him
Thank you for helping me cookie
Daniboy: Don't worry he will
Emma: if you say so
Daniboy: Pretend to love and he too should also love as well
Emma: I'm doing that cookie. Can I just tell him already that I love him or is it too soon?
Daniboy: Make him know that you love him when you set your eyes on him. No too soon
Emma: ok, so for now just say he's handsome and attractive and really nice and maybe tomorrow tell him I love him?
Daniboy: OK dear nice one you need to rest love
Emma: so it's a good plan what I just said?
Daniboy: Calm yourself and more inspiration will come more ideas.. yes what you said
Emma: ok. I'm calm cookie, just checking if I'm doing it right
oh wait, this construction man is telling me he loves me
what shoud I say?
Daniboy: Tell him if he's sure and really ready to take good care of you
Emma: ok
Daniboy: Alright
Emma: he says yes, he needs me in his life
wow, that's quick

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This morning
Daniboy: Let him know
Emma: Let him know what?
That I want to be with him?
The doctor in syria seems to be in love as well
Daniboy: how was your night
Hop You slept well
Emma: I did. HOw are you
Daniboy: am fine
So how did it go
Is easy what we need for him to send you fund
Am sure it will
Emma: well. at least he's falling for it
Daniboy: Yes sure. And he will want you to come... And he will surely send you fund
Emma: I hope so
I'm trying to act like I'm all in love with him and he believes it
Daniboy: Normal, Am love to come over to You dear.but i need support also to come honey. I need your assistance and we talk where to meet... You're such a wonderful man have never seen.. Can't wait love.
Emma: He says he wants to have children with me. I think he's a bit of a pervert
OH, I need to say that?
ok
Daniboy: Let him know you need this to come, you don't have much in hand... Baby
Emma: Ok, I told him I really want to come to him to meet him
Daniboy: And what did he say
Emma: he said he would love to meet but it's war in syria and I can't come to him
I didn't invite him to come to me. I acted all disappointed and told him i love to travel and see new places
Daniboy: Fuckk, OK.. We should look for a way he will send you fund
OK I have one
Ask him again do you love me. I really need your help now i need assistance from you please love.look for something to tell you need now urgently and you dont have much in hand if he can help you out with it.... Think of something real
That's is urgent you need it so he can send you fund
You act like, oh shit then he will say what's it
Emma: Like I have a terminal disease and need surgery?
Daniboy: No God forbid... Like house rent or something
Emergency
Emma: oh ok, you think he believes that? I told him I'm a model and have lots of work
Daniboy: What did he say
Emma: that I'm pretty
he is telling me that we can meet in california, where he is from
Daniboy: Let him know you need money
OK tell him you need assistance from him.for you to meet him...
Let him knows that you don't have much.. That if he would help you out
Since he loves you
And love will never lie
Emma: ok
Daniboy: Twist him he will
Emma: he says he needs to apply for a leave to go home. I told him to please do that, I really want to meet you urgently
Daniboy: OK what did he say
Emma: that he would do it
Daniboy: OK
Emma: so I think he believes me
Daniboy: Good
So now you receive it right
When did he say he would
Emma: he is going to apply for a leave and when he can go to his home in california I tell him i need travel money and he will be desperate so I think he will pay me then
Daniboy: OK
Emma: Did I do well?
Daniboy: Yes of course
So just keep
Playing along till he make it done
Emma: Ok
I learned from the best. My very own kong-fu master!
(couldn't stop myself from mentioning you OP!)
I will
I told him to make hurry with the application and he is asking how long it will take
Daniboy: How long did you think. It will I can't wait to come over cherish
Emma: Don't know cookie, I'm waiting for his answer
Daniboy: You're funny i only fight Kong fu on bed..... OK when is he taking his leave
Emma: Ooh, I like the thoughts of that mister
Emma: He's telling me that he can be home in one week with the emergency procedure.
Daniboy: OK now is it when he get hom befr he can get you the fund
Or he will make it before he leaves
Emma: I didn't ask him yet cookie. I want him to be sure that he is going home. Then I tell him I need travel money
Daniboy: OK great
Emma: Then he can't refuse because he will be desperate, because he doesnt want to go home for nothig
that's my plan
Daniboy: Wise one
Emma: Thank you love
Daniboy: What about the other guy
Emma: not online now
Daniboy: OK then you wait for him to get home right
Emma: Yes, I try to talk to him later today
mr. doctor is asking me to fill out some paperwork for him. he needs his future wife to fill out some forms to prove he needs to be home immediatley.
haha
Daniboy: Lol
Emma: it's kinda funny, he really believes it
he will pay, I'm sure
Daniboy: OK do it as well but watch your doing OK
Emma: yes of course. only fake information. you told me
Daniboy: Yeah
Emma: ok. I have to pay attention to this to fill it out right. I'll talk to you later
Daniboy: Ok
Hop you have other account

Later
Emma: other account how?
what do you mean?
Daniboy: So that you tender when it's time
I was thinking maybe my have two account
Emma: I don't understand
Daniboy: How many bank account did you have
Emma: Just one. Why?
Daniboy: OK was thinking you have two so that the one you don't use most.. You can use it to you get me
Emma: oh you mean set up a new account to receive the money?
Daniboy: Yes of course...
Don't use your popular account
Can you
Emma: You're so smart cookie. Of course I can
but can I use my own name for that? Those men will find out right?
Daniboy: Alright yes they will..
Don't use your real name
Emma: Oh, that's tricky, I'll see if I can do that
Daniboy: U need to open new just try and see
And maybe you can open online banking
If you can is OK
Emma: I think I can, but with a false name is difficult. I need ID for that, but I don't have false ID. I'll see what I can do
Daniboy: What can we do...
Now I understand you
I don't want a trace
Ok open new account with the name you use first and your name at the middle real name
And the account number will be different
Don't worry
Emma: you mean open an account with my own name?
won't those men become suspicious?
Daniboy: Am even saying maybe the name you use to chat with them.. Will be the first and yours at the middle. That will look like your second name and third..
What do you think
Emma: ok. I'll try that
you're so smart cookie
Couldn't do this without you
Daniboy: and did you fill the paperwork
Emma: I did and sent it back to him. He was so happy about it
I wrote that I'm his fiancee and we wanted to get married and that's why he needed to go home
Daniboy: OK what next did he say. So he want to tender it at work befr he leaves
Right
Emma: how do you mean tender it?
Daniboy: Hello
As in he will tell his boss about it
Emma: yes of course he had to tell to his officer or something, because he had to ask permission
that's what the form was for
Daniboy: Lol
OK
The doctor
Emma: yes
Daniboy: Right
Emma: he's doctor in the army
he was so happy that I wrote I'm his fiancee and he was sure that he would get permission. He gave the form to the officer already
Daniboy: So any news
Is he going
Emma: he told me that the officer would contact me today, so I'm waiting for that
the contractor is online again
Daniboy: You mean chat with you
Emma: haha, no his officer is not on facebook. he needed my email, so I gave him
Daniboy: Fuck u should have told me.
Emma: huh?
What's wrong Cookie?
Did I do something bad?
Daniboy: Any thing you do must be new... Even your mail.. And you think that can be trace
Emma: you think I'm stupid?
I needed a new email to set up a new facebook profile. I gave him that one
Daniboy: You know army stuff are always strong since the officer want to chat with you and you won't accept video call..
Emma: but the officer isn't even on facebook. And even the doctor never asked for video call
So I think it's still ok
Daniboy: Your email must be new
Emma: it is
Daniboy: My own is that.
No trace at all
After everything
Nice one
And you hope your very very far from Syria i mean the doc
Let's get back to the contractor
Emma: Syria is way more farther than spitting distance.
you have a fake email as well?
Daniboy: No... Why
Emma: because you say "my own is that"
"no trace at all"
Daniboy: No I don't want them to trace. That's why i ask you for fake mail
Emma: ok. Yes I made fake mail. But I can't tell you right? They will shut down my profile again
Daniboy: Yes no need
Emma: ok. The contractor is heavily in love. Told me yesterday he loves me
I responded then with oh baby you're so handsome, you're a special man blah blah
I'll tell him now that I see that he loves me and I love him back
Daniboy: OK now no time
Tell him where he lives
And you want to visit
You did like to
Emma: He lives in florida but is in colorado now for a long project and can't leave there. i asked him already
Daniboy: OK he can also send you fund
Emma: I think he can, but can I ask him after one day already? I think that will make him suspicious
Yes of course..... That will be tomorrow right Act like you're in need of something urgent,
Oh, I got an email from the officer
let me read it and I'll tell you what it says
Daniboy: And tomorrow is Friday you promise i will get it..... OK
Emma: My bank said it would be Friday
I can check tomorrow if they have transferred it ok?
Daniboy: Alright let's hear from the officer
Emma: ok. I'll read the email
Daniboy: Ok
Emma: They need me to fill another form
Daniboy: I don't think you continue... Why would they
I don't like anything pertaining to army
Emma: I need to write that I will be responsible for him during his leave and make sure he goes back in time.
I'll just do it. it's not that difficult
Daniboy: Cherish
Hop they won't trace
You know what I mean
Emma: how would they trace me? It's all fake what I write
just like you taught me
Daniboy: OK
Let's see
Emma: The contractor seems to be a bit desperate. He's saying all the time he is so lonely and needs a woman in his life. Blabbering about his sick mother and his cheating wife and that he is so honest and hardworking
Daniboy: That's not your business you know what you need
Keep it on
Emma: of course. But since he's such a sad case, he's an easier target maybe?
Daniboy: Yes
Calm him down and tell him how far you've been going through. You know what I mean
Emma: No I don't know. What do I need to tell him?
Daniboy: Don't have much house rent... Now and you're ask to pay today or tomorrow.
Emma: Oh, so I should ask for money now? I think it's too soon. I'll just tell him I'm tight and ask tomorrow, so he won't get too suspicious
I've sent the form back to the officer
Daniboy: Yes am just given out suggestions
OK what did he say
Not yet reply
Emma: I sent it back just now, I need to wait for a reply
Daniboy: Ok
Emma: I'll tell the contractor I have problems with my landlord
Daniboy: Yes of course
I know something the contractor will be the first to do it
Now I don't trust the doc.too much of rules
Emma: I think the doc thinks he'll meet me soon. I think in the army are not much woman and he's not too handsome, so I think he wants to get some action if you know what I mean
This is just protocol he tells me
Daniboy: Alright.. Am sure the doc looks like Arab
Emma: huh? No, he's from california
Daniboy: I know you told me. Alright then
Any news
Emma: haha, just working on them cookie. I tell you when something happens
Daniboy: Alright
Emma: ok, they're offline, I'm getting some rest
Alright

Later
Emma: Cookie, are you there?
Daniboy: Yes dear
What's it dear
Emma: that officer from the doctor he emailed me back
Daniboy: OK what did he say
Emma: He's telling me that I need to pay them money to have them let the doctor go home
Daniboy: haha don't mind him
Emma: why is this funny?
Daniboy: Not funny
Emma: but you were laughing
Daniboy: He's asking you to pay for what, you should know what is after....
Don't trust
Emma: It is some sort of fee that needs to be paid to get all administrative things done to release him or something.
I asked him about it, why he doesn't pay it himself if he has so much money
but he said that when he's in there, he can't access it, and he needs me desperately to help him get out and he will pay me back
Daniboy: No I don't accept that is a lie cherish face the contractor.. Let him know you don't have much in hand you
Emma: how do you know this is a lie?
I know administrative processes can cost money. it works like that at our firm as well, but we process them differently
Daniboy: Although they are testing you.and just keep telling him you don't have enough. Maybe if you have enough.
Do you even have fund to pay. Don't be carry away with that
Emma: OK
how do you know they're testing me? They have stamps and signs on all forms, it's all from the US army, why would they test people?
Daniboy: Emma ignore......
Emma: explain please cookie, because this is confusing me
I can just pay them a little, like they ask, and they let the doctor go and then I let him pay me back and give me even more
Daniboy: Face the the contractor.... Things like this won't be easy.... If you get it and leave. First he will take the issue back to his office and tell everything. Now the is from the army which I hate cos they are ready for anything to find out forget the fake thing or what ever....
Think more
About what will happen if it happens
Emma: I don't understand
they will never find me because it's all fake
Daniboy: The problem their is the military army they are more good.... But if you insist.. But
Emma: butt what?
Daniboy: Which money are you going to send
Emma: don't know
I don't have any now
Daniboy: That's what am talking
Emma: I told the officer that I needed to find some money for it first
he said that's ok, I have till the end of the weekend to pay it.
Daniboy: Wait first don't rush
Emma: So I'm going to try to find some money before that and pay, I'm sure I'll get it back. That doctor is so deeply in love it's almost pathetic
Daniboy: Now you have to focus on the contractor
U use little out of his money to pay
Emma: but if I stop talking to the doctor he'll get suspicious, so I'll keep talking to him as well
oh... of course
that's genious
Daniboy: Normal you keep chatting with the doc
And the contractor. We put more effort
Emma: ok
doing exactly that now
I'll speed it up a bit with him. He looks to be sincerely in love by now, so I'll ask him tomorrow
Daniboy: OK. Are you with your laptop, i want you to type.s
Emma: yes
Daniboy: Type shop. Bet9ja.com
Emma: done
Daniboy: Did it show
Emma: yes
Daniboy: That's where money is when i come
Emma: you told me already
did you win much there?
Daniboy: Did you have shops playing that game there.... Is a soccer game betting
I told you, you can play 2 games and it can bring up to 3.40 odd. Then you can now play with money of your choice don't worry I teach you when I come
Cos you won't get it
Emma: Don't know if it's here, but it's online, so that must be good
why will I not get it?
Daniboy: If so we open account with them... And they will give me a code that I will use to put money in the account. So when I play online i will the use out of the money in the bet9ja account..
Emma: oh, I have another friend request on my other account
Daniboy: Then when i won the money will be send in the Sam bet account...
Alright
Ride on
Pretty lady
Emma: the man looks a bit old, but I'll talk to him and find out about him
Daniboy: Ok
Emma: haha, I'd like to ride you pretty man
if only my ribs were a bit better
Daniboy: You will get tired love how many times can you ride
It will get better and I will see the actions
Emma: absolutely
I'll go find out who that man is.
Talk to you later

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thursday evening, not much chat anymore, Emma wasn't around much
Emma: The contractor, I told him about having a problem with my landlord and ge was like "oh, I'm so sorry baby I wish I could help" so I'll ask him tomorrow. Don't want to look too greedy. The other guy is a big shot engineer on an ocean cargo ship. Divorced, has a daughter in boarding school, so he definitely has money.

Friday
Daniboy: Am sorry I slept off
Have been waiting for you
Emma: No problem. Gotta sleep sometimes
Daniboy: How are you doing today
Hope you slept well last night
Emma: I'm ok. you too?
Daniboy: Good...
So what's up
Emma: having coffee, trying to wake up
Daniboy: Haha OK nice one love
Emma: I've been chatting some more with that other guy yesterday. The one on the ship. He's lonely
Daniboy: OK
So what is he saying
Emma: Oh, and I had another friend request from an Arab guy. Might be an oil dealer or whatever, going to find out about him
oh the guy on the ship is lonely. I'm just trying to make him feel good now, so that he thinks he really needs me
Daniboy: I want you to get fund from them befr i come. Cos when am right there i won't allow you to. I know you need it that's why but don't worry you will get it...
The Arab guy found out
Emma: ah, cookie why won't you allow me? It's fun
Daniboy: No baby i told you won't want to stop.... You remember, let me come there's other ways OK. Or i should start the blame on me why I show you. And you know i don't do it my mom hate it. You have to consider
Make sure you have it before I come
Emma: ok. I'm trying cookie
I'm waiting for that contractor to come online and I'll ask him today
Daniboy: I know you're
Yes alright
Emma: I have another bank account set up. Just like you told me
Daniboy: OK cool, Tell him to assist you with little. Give him the options you are in need of. Tell him he can help with anyone is capable of that you look for the rest
Emma: Ok I will, but he needs to be online first
Daniboy: Yes you have to...... New day new idea
Emma: That's right. I'm sure it'll work
Daniboy: OK
Emma: What are you doing today?
Daniboy: Nothing much. I have to take my bath tidy the house and continue with you already am with you
Emma: I love you for helping me
Daniboy: I know am not helping you. Cos I want to, I love you that's all
Emma: I know
the arab guy is online
Daniboy: OK talk to him
Emma: he wants video chat
Daniboy: No no
Ignore him 1hr later you block him
That is porn guy
Emma: i just told him i can't do video chat now because i didn't do my hair yet
I did send him a sexy pic
Daniboy: That's why he said that he want video sex...
And note don't ever accept Indian request OK
You can't twist them they're full of charm
Emma: reallly? Indians? How
Oh crap, that arab just sent me a picture of his dick
that's going nowhere
Daniboy: I told now you see
Emma: I know, should've listened to you
Daniboy: Even Arab don't accept
Now you block that bicth
And Pakistan
Emma: I did that already. I really do not want to see naked men
whats with the pakistan?
Daniboy: They are all the same with the Arab those people are dangerous
Play with Americans
Emma: dangerous how? It's not like they can shoot their load straight through my screen
Daniboy: I know you don't understand. When we're talking about charm
They can do and undo
But make sure you block that fool
I tell more just let me be there OK
Emma: ok. I blocked him. But you can explain anyway so I'm aware
Daniboy: just tell me who add you and I will tell you. Yes or no... What about the contractor if you play well he will do it
Emma: I'm sure he will, but he's not online now
the one on the boat is
I'm talking to him
Daniboy: Ok
Emma: I think this is an easy one as well. He's so lonely he says and all the time talking about missing his daughter so much
Daniboy: OK tell him if he don't mind I can make him happy but first you need to come over to him..
Emma: ok. I'll tell him
I did, he says he'd love to, but it's difficult because he's somewhere on the ocean. I can meet him when he's in the next harbor
I'm thinking about just keep talking with him, make him fall in love and then convince him to send money so I can travel quick to the next harbor and wait for him
Daniboy: Of course yes
To get it
Emma: yes
not to go for real of course. you know that right?
Daniboy: Ask him when he be at in the next harbor
Emma: I did, he says it'll be somewhere next week
in australia, so that's good, because flights are expensive to go there, so he can pay a lot
the contractor is online as well
Daniboy: Nice
Lucky girl
Emma: he's heavily in love. I'm telling him how amazing he is and then later today I ask him
Daniboy: OK
He will
Hope is talking nice
Emma: haha, very much in love
Daniboy: OK now what is he saying about the fund
Emma: I'll ask him later today, don't want him to be too suspicious. I did mention again that I have trouble with my landlord, who is so mean
Daniboy: OK you sure he will right
Emma: This is strange cookie
I was talking about meeting the man and how I love him and suddenly he starts about his sick mother again
And then he's telling that she's in the hospital and needs expensive surgery but he can't pay the bills because he can't reach his funds now and he wants me to pay the hospital and he will pay me back when we meet
Daniboy: No is a lie
He's also a dupper
Emma: dupper?
Daniboy: Scammer
Emma: huh?
Daniboy: Is you pay he's going to block you
Emma: how do you know?
Daniboy: Hmm you can trust them
A man can't reach is money what's he's eating or spending
Emma: I don't know, he said the construction site is paying for that
Daniboy: So you want to pay
Don't
Baby you need fund not story... He's saying
Emma: what do you mean?
Daniboy: What about the other clients (nice slip up from our non-scamming scammerkid) Laughing
Emma: I don't talk to my clients now that I'm home, they are taken care of by my coworkers right now
Daniboy: OK. You need to wait for the ocean man
Emma: but what did you want to know about my clients cookie?
I know they have a lot of money
Daniboy: No not at all.. I don't want to know any.... What you don't get is.... People you chat with are also your client
Emma: really?
why do you call them that?
Daniboy: No not me, the guys who operate call them that... Hope you get me
Emma: but you also called them that just now
Daniboy: Yes that's the name they're called hmmm
Emma: ok ok, so if they are my clients, what am I?
Daniboy: You funny what are when you attend to them at your place of work
Emma: I'm a senior investment and insurance consultant
Daniboy: You know fund don't come easily... It takes days or weeks
I know you get it so just calm OK
Emma: I am calm Cookie, was just asking. Apparently there's a name for the people I'm chatting with, so I thought maybe there's one for me too
(and here he went typing, deleting, typing, deleting for a few minutes judging by the jumping dots)
Daniboy: There's but don't know
Barb wanna take my bath
Emma: I'll just be badass then
Daniboy: Lol do you want to join me
Emma: oh yeah absolutley
Daniboy: Haha we have more fun of that together when am right there
Emma: I'm sure we will
Daniboy: Brb you too
Emma: ok
half an hour or so later
Daniboy: Hi
Emma: hi my shiny clean love
Daniboy: Hey Baby...
i can see how happy you are
Emma: I have the most amazing man, so yes I'm happy
Daniboy: Haha my sexy queen
Emma: We're going to have so much fun when you're here
Daniboy: Sure we will Am even waiting for that.. As soon as I get the fund i will start the processing to come meet you
Emma: I can't wait Cookie
But you need to be a bit careful with me first, my ribs are still hurting
Daniboy: Me either, OK love i heard you. Haha ??????
Emma: I'm going outside for a while, get some fresh air. Sitting inside all day is making me tired. I'll talk to you later
Daniboy: Alright take care

Later
Daniboy: Baby
Emma: hi
Daniboy: How do you feel
Emma: tired
Daniboy: Why are you
You told me your wanna take fresh air
Emma: Doctor said it could take a while after Darla messed me up. It's getting better already
Daniboy: OK
Just need you to be strong
And happy
Emma: I am happy cookie and I will be strong again
Daniboy: OK am wait for what you told.. That you check about the transfer
Haven't see any yet
Emma: Oh, sorry, have you been to the bank?
Daniboy: Yes
Have you confirm the transfer is been done
Emma: I forgot to check this morning, I'll do it now
Daniboy: Am just at home now
Emma: huh, but if you've been to the bank you should have it now
Daniboy: But was thinking i will receive the alert
Emma: what alert?
You're confusing me now
Daniboy: I mean was thinking maybe i will receive the alert on my phone. Or i have to go back again to meet the enquiry right
Or will it take time
Emma: oh, that's what you mean. Don't bother, I'll check my account and we'll know in a few minutes
brb
Daniboy: Alright
Emma: Looks like something went wrong and the cancelled the transaction. I don't understand. Some sort of error code that says some information doesn't match
Daniboy: But your money is in the bank right
Emma: They have it on hold
Daniboy: So what are you going to do now
Emma: wanted me to say if I want to receive it back or if they need to investigate and try to send it again after
So I'm asking you
Daniboy: OK
Emma: What should I tell them?
Daniboy: Let them investigate and send let them know who i am to you
Emma: Ok. I'll tell them, but they told me this can take a long time
Daniboy: Alright then
Tell them
Emma: I will love
I'll tell them you're my favorite cookie and you're teaching me creative ways to earn money
Daniboy: haha why don't you tell them am a good ball kicker anyway they accept to send it right....
Funny cherish
Love you and am waiting for that
Emma: haha, of course love. I'll tell them you're my man and coming to marry me and give me a thousand beautiful ballkicking babies
Daniboy: Love you
Emma: love you too Cookie!
Daniboy: Did they accept it
Emma: Be patient mister, I just wrote an email to them
Daniboy: OK I will miss
Emma: I will let you know when the respond
Daniboy: OK am waiting
Emma: That man on the ship I told you about, he's really falling for me I think
He's telling me he wants me to be his daughters mother and even wanted to give me her email so I can talk to her as well
Daniboy: Alright then
Emma: And the contractor keeps asking me when I'm going to help him pay his mothers hospital bills
Daniboy: Don't give reply i don't trust him
Emma: ok, if you say so.
I had a friend request from a guy from tunisia and a few from some gambian men
Daniboy: Lucky you
Emma: huh?
what do you mean?
Daniboy: You have many Friend request
Emma: on my fake profile cookie. it's like you're jealous. I"m just keeping you updated
Daniboy: No-no am not babe
Emma: so, what do you know about gambians and tunisians, are they rich or like the arab guy?
Daniboy: I don't know about those.... You know what don't accept any request apart from Americans
Emma: Why?
Daniboy: They're not like the Arab, India Babe I don't want any harm
You're so special to me
Please
Emma: I know Cookie, but what's wrong with them?
I don't want to make mistakes. I want us to be succesful
Daniboy: You don't believe people are harmful. With does you have,chattin with
Emma: what do you mean?
Daniboy: The contractor.
Emma: you think he's harmful?
Daniboy: No I just want you to finish what you start
The contractor i mean
Emma: you want me to pay the contractor?
Daniboy: No no.... To get from him
He will give it to you
Emma: really?
but you say he's a scammer
Daniboy: Is he the asking for payment to his mom condition
Emma: what kind of condition do you mean?
Daniboy: Hospital
Or the doc
Emma: he showed me a hospital bill he needs to pay quickly or his mother will not get surgery
Daniboy: Then what do you think
Talk
Emma: I don't know. I"m confused now
I'll just ask him to help me with my rent and we'll see
Daniboy: OK don't be scared and confused
Emma: Im not scared
But earlier you told me the contractor is a scammer, stay away ftom him, now you tell me try again with him
Daniboy: who told you about his mom hospital bill who
Emma: That contractor
Daniboy: OK OK, i don't agree to that. Don't mind him.... OK now i understand...
Tell me, because I don't
Let's wait for the ocean man........
And for the contractor... Using is his mom i know is an excuse. Cos all his lying and i don't care about what he say that he can't reach is money,whatever
Emma: Ok, so he's bad. Should i block him?
The ocean man is not online, but i found another american i want to try
I contacted him and will let you know when he answers
Daniboy: Yes block him
OK
Emma: Ok I will

Later
Daniboy: My love...
Emma: I'm here
Daniboy: How far have they email you back
Emma: I've been emailing with the girl but she's kinda acting like a spoiled brat
Daniboy: Hurh
Which girl
Emma: the daughter of that man on the ship of course. did you forget
Daniboy: OK
What about the the one you emailed that they're going to give you feedback
Emma: you mean that military guy? I didn't speak much with him since they asked for money. I can't pay him now
Daniboy: No no mine of course.
Emma: Oh, them, yes I've been emailing with the bank. You should be clear about what you mean, I have so much on my mind right now
Daniboy: OK but no response
Emma: Yes, I had response. I explained that I needed to get the money to my man for him to come to me, but they started asking all kinds of questions
I don't know, they were being difficult and had the money on hold, so I told them to release it back to me and I would find a way to get it to you anyway
Daniboy: Demn
Emma: I know, but don't worry about it
Daniboy: No way I can get it why
What will you do
Emma: Oh, I have a plan, so don't worry.
Do you know where Darla is?
Daniboy: OK, no why
Emma: Because she was the reason you were in a hurry to get away, but I didn't hear about her anymore.
Daniboy: yes of course she might be in Africa by now
Shit
Now am weak
Emma: Maybe she wanted to take you by surprise... oh no.. can you find out?
Daniboy: See am tired
Emma: Why? Did you go ballkicking today?
Daniboy: Never mind
Not happy OK
Emma: Cookie, don't worry, I have a plan ok?
Find out where Darla is and we'll make this work. I still need you here
But it's weekend now, banks are closed, nothing I can do now. 😞
Daniboy: What are you going to do.
your bank are useless after what you told them..
Fuckkkkkkkkkk
Emma: why are they useless?
They're not, I use them for paying all my bills and never have a problem
Calm your crumbs cookie
Daniboy: OK am watching
Your bank think am a thief that's why I see.. .
Emma: huh? I never told them anything to make them believe that
Daniboy: This just Break my heart
I swear am not happy
Emma: I told them we are in a relationship a long time now and are going to get married
Daniboy: Any way...
Emma: what?
Daniboy: Nothing
Emma: looked like you were going to say something
but you really think my bank doesn't want to send the money to you?
Daniboy: what do you want to say
I have plans that when I see it i get everything done fast
Emma: I have another plan and I don't need my bank for it
Daniboy: Hmm what's it
Emma: I have that new account set up, but did it at another bank, I don't want it linked to my account that I use normally
Daniboy: Can it work
Emma: Of course
I am going to use that account to receive the money from when those men pay
the clients you were talking about
Daniboy: Yes
Emma: ok, so when there's money in the account, I will give you the details for online banking and you can get the money
I promised you we'd share
Daniboy: So am going to wait for them to pay.... Oh my God...
Befr i come
Emma: I know
but you said my bank doesn't trust you, so this is the only way
Daniboy: I can't and won't wait for that
I will find my own way.
Emma: Cookie, come on, don't be like this
we work together and be successful and you'll be here in no time
Daniboy: no way can't work am fed up.its not your fault
Let me start looking for way too i can't wait for this
You've done your best i appreciate you for that
Emma: Cookie, don't leave me now
Daniboy: Am tired this is a blockage
Emma: Don't despair cookie. I love you we'll make it work
Daniboy: No,Am just weak and tired
I can't do anything
Emma: You're the most strongest man I know
Let me try this, for us, ok?
Daniboy: Don't tell me that
show them my pix am a footballer the one have sent you that am not a bad guy
Emma: Ok, I will. Which one do you want me to show them?
Daniboy: Show them one you like
Emma: Then I have to show them all
Daniboy: OK
Emma: I'll send them another email now, with all your pictures mr. Gorgeous
Daniboy: Hmm OK

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Emma: I've sent the email
Daniboy: Show me (oh sh*t, fortunately I saw the message preview, so I had some time to act before I opened it)
Emma: Don't you believe me?
Daniboy: Show me
Emma: ok, wait, i'll make a screenshot for you

Image
(conveniently wiped away the recepient (which was me) and the time (which is not the UK timezone)

Daniboy: Alright thanks, i believe you just that I want to see it
I pray it works
Emma: We need to have faith cookie.
Why did you need to see it? Did you not believe what I told you?
Daniboy: Yes I do..... No I want to see the pic you used
Emma: oh, that's what you mean.
I couldn't send him all the pictures ofcourse, but these are realy nice
I like these, but they don't show you're a player
Daniboy: Yes you right
Emma: but your hair is so beautiful. I want to play with it all day
Daniboy: hmmmm
Emma: ??
Daniboy: What
??
Emma: you were saying hmmmm and i don't speak that language
Daniboy: You don't know how I feel here..
Emma: Cookie I know
Daniboy: Am not in good mood
Emma: I know love, I'm also sad
Daniboy: But am not a bad guy, I don't steal...
Emma: I know. Did I ever say you do?
Never!
Daniboy: But your thinks I'm
Your bank
Emma: They're fools
stupid fuckers think they know everything
Daniboy: This is a blockage
My God will help me...... They don't want me to travel....
Emma: Who don't want that? The bank has nothing to do with that
Daniboy: then why are they doing this.
Emma: I don't know. Because they're morons and know nothing,
Daniboy: Fuck
No reply yet
Emma: you think they're working now?

Saturday
Daniboy: Hi
Emma: Cookie, how are you today?
Daniboy: Not good
Emma: What's wrong?
Daniboy: don't know
Not happy
Emma: Don't worry dear I'll make you happy again
I'm still working on mister ocean ship with the bratty daughter. She's calling me mom already
I'm sure I'll get some from him
Daniboy: I heard you
Emma: Did you step with your right foot out of the wrong bed Cookie? You're grumpy
Daniboy: You should know am not in good mood..
and I can't wait for that, OK you've done your best
Emma: It's like you're angry with me now cookie. I'm doing everything I can
All for you love
Daniboy: Don't worry
Can't wait
Emma: I need you here love
Daniboy: If you do your bank will..... Is my money bank can't tell me what to do. I don't blame them if not what happened do you think I will be begging for money to travel. Hurh this is crazy. God will help Me i will work hard.... I won't put hope in again am heart broken... Every one is sad.
I don't think you need me. Cos people are out there looking for opportunity ..and you have it and cant use it
Emma: why are you blaming me cookie, what opportunities do i have?
Daniboy: not blaming you either
Just saying ok
Emma: Well, I have a more better idea
Because I know where the people with the real money are
Daniboy: So you have fake money, what do you mean
Emma: Damn my connection is bad
I'll explain more better later ok?
Daniboy: Hmm
Emma: Mr. Grumpypants, bring a smile on your beautiful face. Everything will work out
Daniboy: When. ...
Soon you won't see me like this online again...
I won't be on line again all day
Emma: Hey don't be angry, i told you my connection is bad now
Daniboy: Yes I have to, some times i will be on line. Why the stupid work i don't want to go. Now am going to it start killing my self... Hurh..... Fuck i have nothing is like am begging.. Ohhh
Emma: You don't have to beg. I told you we'll work it out.
When are you starting with work again?
Daniboy: Monday
Emma: Ok. So here's the plan
Monday I have to sart at work also, but not yet full days
But i do have access to the details of my clients again
Daniboy: Piss off me
Do anything you want to do OK
Emma: I don't like the way you're talking today
How do u want me to.... That i should start waiting when you have a respond from your client that's when i get prepared for what reason how long will that takes i told what you are doing will take month weeks..... Charlie i can't wait for that... Continue what ever you doing OK.

Much later
Emma: Charlie?
Who is that?
Daniboy: You make me happy when you chat back, but still in bad mood. No one is just a name OK.....
Emma: Ok, but don't be angry with me I still try to do whatever I can and I know it will work
Daniboy: I don't know about that. I only know about what happen now
Have show you the, you can proceed
I show you the way
Emma: But I told you, the clients at my office, they really have money. I know because I know their accounts, but I can't just take it. So I thought there might be a way to trick them into giving it
They're not on facebook, I've searched
Daniboy: No dont do it, that's bad.... I can see you stress out and tired.. Taking so long on someone else's stuff no
Me too can't wait either am also looking for way if yours work out good... Now i have to tighten up my belt. See now am going back to work...
Emma: I don't care about being bad, I care about you
I need you here and those people have a lot I can tell you, they can miss some easily
Daniboy: see am not just happy cos I promise not to go back to that work... Which am going on Monday..... My plan just fuckkkk
Emma: See... When we succees you never have to go back
Daniboy: Normal i can't go back but when will that be... They gave me suspension the good thing in is when the call I shouldn't go back again.... Now is like from fry pan to fire....
And have miss alot of training cos am not happy
Even my see my mood. Really angry. I can't rely on it.. Now i need to work hard...
Emma: I know. And I'm telling you where the solution for all our problems is.
Daniboy: Then go ahead
Emma: Of course, but how if the people with the money are not on Facebook?
Daniboy: Let it work out. Still i can't wait either..... I don't know about that this is what am talking about... Do you think things like that is easy. Huh oh God.
I know what i mean when I say I can't wait. Now you ask they are not on fb. .which is hard to get
Emma: Don't know how it works so don't know if it's easy
Daniboy: Don't put yourself in to trouble..
You can't do it
Emma: I told you i dont care about that. I just need you here and we need money for that
Daniboy: Oh God, the year is going to an end.. I don't know. Since they're not on fb
Emma: Fuck. Then how should i know
Daniboy: Emma, is hard to get. Search on instagram Can't wait on that if I should see any way am gone....
And they might not be on any of it...
Emma: What do you mean you're gone?
You leave me?
Daniboy: What do you want me to do. I can't be like this all days waiting for what dont lose.
Don't you know me relying on what is Not coming out. Kills me alot.... You can't get me i see
Emma: What do you mean? You really are leaving me?
Cookie no
I can't live without you
Daniboy: Am still here, I want to see you but no way
What can I do
Nothing
Emma: Help me out. I know where the money is, but I don't know how to get them to give us. There has to be a way
Daniboy: Which money
Emma: The money you need
My clients have a lot. I don't mean the Facebook guys, but at my job with the investments and insurances. Those clients have very much. I keep telling you
Daniboy: Have tried my best cherish. And am tired... Have they return your money..
Emma: No they didn't
Daniboy: But they will right
Emma: I have no idea when
But they have to. They said it could take long
Daniboy: Did you know is your fault
Emma: Huh?
Daniboy: If you deposit you went to the bank. They will ask you questions not really.i hope nothing would have happened
What's huh
Emma: I don't understand why it's my fault
You make me very unhappy now cookie
Daniboy: You all believe on internet, yes fine on line banking is good but sometimes you need to go to the bank.... On line banking is for sending little money not big money.... But you said transfer i thought it will work... That's why there's a problem.
Why are you unhappy
They can't tell that here in Nigeria.
Emma: I never had this problem before love. This is how it's done here always. Youll see
Im unhappy because you accuse me and are angry with me
Daniboy: Have you send money to someone out side the country
Emma: And I know where the money is and you won't help me get it. You're so smart cookie, I need you for this
I have, to my family in the Netherlands of course
Daniboy: Now I see what exactly did they told you, apart from who's this guy.
Emma: Where did you meet him, what's his job, where does he live, why does he need money, blahblahblah. All that nonsense
So I told you, when we can have that money from the people at my work, it is in the new account. I'll change it then to your name and give you the details so you can get the money and come here
Daniboy: But never send to Africa... This is the first time. And they hold on it. Yeah they know your family that's why. After telling them all this. I think will understand....
How you will change my name
Emma: Because i have control over that new account. I only needed identification when i opened it. For mutations I won't need it
Daniboy: So I can't get money straight to my account with my name that's bullshit
Emma: So I can put the queens name on the account, give her the details and its hers
I was talking about my new account cookie
The one you told me to open
Remember?
Daniboy: OK I know....
But make me understand
Emma: Understand my plan now?
Daniboy: If the stuff get in how will I get it here
Emma: I told you. I change the name of the account to your name and give you everything you need to withdraw the money
I need to go, my friend is picking me up for dinner
Love you cookie
Daniboy: OK alright
Love you too
Hurry up get prepared. Go and come back
I need a selfie where you ate your dinner (but emma was offline allready, so didn't read it in time)
Bye
Later
Danioby: Where are you, you stay long

Today
Emma
Was home late have a massive headache today. I don't feel so good 😔
How are you today cookie?
Daniboy: Hey lady
You drink too much and you know you're not strong enough. Hmm
Emma: Only soda
So what have you taken... If you see the headache continues go to the bath room turn the shower on.... Your head let the water touch your skull.. It will relief you.. I will take care of you if am there but....
Emma: I know you would cookie. I took nothing yet, just woke up to say hi to my love
Daniboy: Alright thank you. you need water on your head
Emma: I think you're right. You always have the best ideas
Daniboy: OK do that am waiting, be careful my lady
Emma: I will mr hotstuff
Daniboy: Alright
(later) Ola
(later) Emma
(later)
Emma: That's me!
Still feeling like shit, slept the whole morning. I hope to feel better by the end of the day
(later)
Daniboy: Are you there
You drink too much that's why and I won't agree to that anymore, after all am not there
(later)Now I see you love sleeping
Alot
(later)
Still sleeping
Be careful i whatever you do
In whatever you do eat or drink most especially outside..... Be careful
(later)
Emma: Cookie, I didn't drink alcohol yesterday. I just had a massive headache, it happens sometime, but I feel better now. Tired, but no pain
Daniboy: But you didn't have that befr you left for dinner
Emma: Also not when I came home
Daniboy: so how do you feel
Emma: just told you, tired, but better
how are you?
Daniboy: Fine but worried
Now what's going on with me now concerning my coming
Emma: did you think about what I told you yesterday?
Daniboy: Let's do whatever we have to do. Yes I do
Am fucking tired here
Emma: I know you are cookie
Daniboy: So now what's the plan
Emma: I told you where the money is, I only need a way to make them give it to us
Daniboy: How
Cos you know them more than me
Emma: hmm
Daniboy: Yes na, talk
You're kidding me
Emma: kidding you how?
Daniboy: Talk, they're you client... You know what you will do i know you have the idea you did to them the other time at work that made them pay you Bonus for your great work
Emma: the client didn't pay that cookie, And I need them to pay into the other account, so I can give it to you. And my clients don't just give money away you know
They will need to think they get something in return. That's how the world works right
Daniboy: OK what did you think they will get in return
What's their occupation
What did they do for a living
Emma: they do all kind of things. Real estate, country clubs, fancy things. Some even are just rich from inheritance. They never did anything for it.
But what can I give in return? I'm not going to sell myself to get money. I'm only yours Cookie
Daniboy: OK i that's the problem... What to give in return...do you have a best friend i mean your client
Who believe and trust you
Emma: you want me to ask her to sell her body so they give me money?
Daniboy: No....i don't want that. What if the bank consider and send me the money
Cos you never receive a reply
Yet
Emma: true, they're not working now
Daniboy: Am thinking they will get back to you tomorrow
I still believe they will
And if the return it back. Is also nice.... Then you forward it to my new account...
And all will work for good... What do you think about it
Emma: You're right, we'll wait for what they say tomorrow
Daniboy: Thanks love
Are you sure of this
Emma: to wait you mean?
That's what you wanted me to do, so I'll go with that for now
Daniboy: You know one thing, one will never lie..... did you know
Love will never lie
Emma: I know Cookie, and I'm so happy to see you say that
love you forever
Daniboy: And you too
Haha, hope you have your dinner
Emma: I did
Daniboy: OK alright
What's popping
Emma: did you want to hear about mr. oceanguy? I've been talking to him
he's a strange man
Daniboy: what did he say
Emma: it's almost his daughter's birthday and he can't access his cards from the sea, and he needs me to buy her a birthday gift.
And did you know what the little brat told me she wants?
A playstation 4
Daniboy: For what,
Emma: for her birthday
he can't pay it now but he'll pay me back he says
Daniboy: Why are they all saying this nonsense
Emma: don't know
Daniboy: Tell him you've use the little for some important thing, that you didn't hear this. That am sorry.
Which i could help darling. Scope him
But more effort
Emma: what do you mean scope him?
Daniboy: Twist him.
I don't know how a man will leave is debit card in the ship what a lie
Big one
Emma: so why did he ask me to buy his daughter that gift? He sounded pretty desperate
as far as the girl.. I told her she's rude
Daniboy: Yes she's don't ever mind them
Thanks for informing me
That stand study
Emma: I'll try with the man again. I already told him about problems with my landlord, so i'll ask him to help me pay rent
you think that's a good idea?
Daniboy: Yea since he loves you
Emma: And I love you. only you. That's why I tell you what's happening cookie, so you don't think I really love those other men
Daniboy: I know and understand your roll OK
Emma: thank you
Daniboy: yes love
And that's why you tell me see i can't wait to come
My lovely queen


ETA
Emma: I can't wait either
Daniboy: Me too love
Emma: When are you going to start training again cookie? Or will you start when you're here?
Daniboy: Yes of course but I will go once or twice to keep fit
Emma: hmm I like that
Daniboy: Yes
Emma: I need my man to stay fit. I'll go run again when the doctor allows me
Daniboy: Haha, then when am right there with you. We will move to Chelsea
Emma: Yes we will, but you still need to show them your skills first
But I'm sure they'll love you
Daniboy: Skills I don't really have but I try
Emma: Cookie, you have amazing skills and you know it
Daniboy: Any way, I will
Emma: You know what, when you're here, I run, you chase me and you'll stay fit
Daniboy: Oh love you
I love you more
Then am faster
If we run
Emma: But I won't run from you Cookie
I'll let you catch me. that's way more fun
Daniboy: I will carry you
And rum
Run
Emma: Love you cookie
Daniboy: Love you more don't worry i will make you happy
Emma: I know you will. And I'll make you happy as well
Nike or adidas?
Daniboy: You mean i should choose
One
Emma: yes
Daniboy: Hmmmm adidas....
Love
Emma: Ok. I'll see if they come in newborn sizes. I want our kids to have the best
Daniboy: oh which one are you
Emma: I like both, so made you choose. I don't like australian, will never have them wear that
Daniboy: OK baby as you wise
Any thing you like, i like
Emma: Ok. I'll look for adidas anyway, since you like that best
the oceanman won't work out. It's like he's only trying to get money from me
Daniboy: Yes he's
Emma: I asked him for help with my rent and he only started whining about his daughter and how she would be so disappointed if her new mother don't help them
Why is this so fucking hard. It's like all the men I talk to only try to get money
Daniboy: Yes don't worry We will work it out
Emma: I hope so cookie
Daniboy: Yes love don't worry
Emma: I do worry cookie. I need you here. We're waiting so long now
Daniboy: What about the contractor
Emma: still only asking for money for his mothers treatment
he'll pay it all back
but I don't have any
Daniboy: Fuck that away. Even if you have do you want to pay him
Emma: no
of course not
Daniboy: Good
One told you in a week later
Emma: the doctor in syria
he could be home in one week, but I need to pay something for the officers to let him go home
Daniboy: This is bullshit....
Emma: Do they do this in the army?
Daniboy: Am not sure like all you meet on fb are nothing but a fools. the paymaker will come
But we can't wait for that
You get reply from your bank tomorrow
Emma: You mean they are all scammers?
Daniboy: Yes as well....
Emma: fuck. what a waste of time
That's why I told you I know people that have money.
Daniboy: Yes I heard you but don't know what to give in return
Cherish
Emma: We'll think about it. Wait for what the bank says tomorrow first
Daniboy: OK
Dearest
Emma: Love you cookie, but I need to go to sleep now. I have to be back in the office tomorrow for a few hours.
Daniboy: OK love what happened
You miss me
Emma: Yes of course
Daniboy: I do too
Emma: We'll be together, I'm sure
Love you cookie
goodnight
Daniboy: Goodnight baby, Love you more

Slowly we're moving in the right direction it seems. Emma is working in the finance business (investments and insurances), she has a lot of rich clients. They can be worldwide, Emma never mentioned it to be a local company.
So if this keeps going the way I planned it, I might need a few email addresses from "victims".
It doesn't matter to me if they will only torture him or if they actually pay into Emma's fake account. Maybe a bit of both, but I'm open to options. I never participated in a thing like this before. So any ideas? Please share them, so I'll know in which direction to push.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Today.... Cookie is trying to 'twist Emma's mind'
Daniboy: Good morning
Emma: morning cookie
Daniboy: How are you and your night
Where are you now
Emma: I'm at the office now. Are you working?
Daniboy: OK not yet still at home. I leave by befr 2pm am on afternoon
How do you feel at work
OK your busy.
Emma: I need to do a lot of reading here to catch up after all those weeks
Daniboy: OK...
Did you know what
I forgot to tell you
Emma: what is it?
Daniboy: Something i dreamt of the night before yesterday
Emma: oooh, tell me
Daniboy: The fund your purchasing came out. What you chat me online fb in my dream is hi cookie i get the money. Which is in your hand and i was so happy.
Even what to ask about it but I remember it was a dream and I put that in prayer for it to come to pass
Emma: That's such a beautiful dream.
I'm sure we'll get you money soon
Daniboy: Yes I know, you will princess
Emma: Love you Cookie, it will all work out just fine
I'm sure of it
I can't wait for the day that I'll be waiting for you at the airport
Daniboy: Yes my love.me too either. To see my princess do you know how long have been waiting to see you
Emma: Yes, I know
Daniboy: I keep imagining it
I keep thinking of it
And the day I will be coming out of the ✈
Seeing my lovely queen
That as been there for me
You're sure a wonderful princess... And baby I do pray for you as well
Emma: Thank you so much love. I can't wait for that day
I'll kiss you like nobody's watching
Daniboy: Lol
Your so funny
Emma: it's not a joke, it's real
Daniboy: OK we'll see
The day has already come
Emma: really? When?
Daniboy: Baby is hope have faith have already see it in my dream
So I have hope
Faith
Emma: me too
it's hard to have patience, but you'll be here eventually
Daniboy: Yes mam, i agree with you
Amen
Mam
Emma: love you mister
you always make me smile
Daniboy: And you too Queen of my heart
I can't wait. Cos our first night will be miraculous
Emma: I don't think we'll sleep much
I'll better warn the neighbors to get some earplugs
Daniboy: Haha .my funny angel.. You know what there's a way i give it to you without anyone knows what will happen.
You take take it slowly and you feel the wonderful things
Emma: hmmm, that sounds like a good plan Cookie
Daniboy: Haha, yes it is a good plan if wanna groan i will 💋you
Emma: oh baby I'm getting all warm here
just by thinking of it
Daniboy: Haha, if I continue you will get you know what I mean
Wet
Emma: And I'm at the office, so you should stop
Daniboy: OK dear i will
But 💋 kiss down there.
Emma: haha, please stop, people will notice
Daniboy: OK OK

Later
Daniboy: Hi love
I just get back to work but not yet working........
My sweet angel...
Hope your doing good
Over there
Emma: Yes I am. Good luck with work today

In the evening
Daniboy: Hi
Are you home.
Still at work
Afar have you heard from your bank
Emma: I am home. needed to rest first. Only assholes work at my bank. I swear. As soon as all my funds are released I'm taking it to another bank. They froze the money I wanted to transfer, because of some stupid reason. I don't even understand. They couldn't say when it would be released and the didn't want to listen to reason that I need my man here and I need to eat. I was so angry with them.
The security guard escorted me outside and bruised my rib even more. Stupid fucker. I'm going to sue them all
Daniboy: Huh what did they did to you
Emma: escorted me out
Daniboy: OK you want to the bank
Emma: yes, you told me not online, but go there, so I did
Daniboy: And they should have return your money back if they did nothing to it, first am sorry
For the stress
What i see they don't want good thing for you
Emma: Fuck if I know. I'm not happy with them Cookie
Daniboy: They don't want you to send it out. And what did they told you. That i am
cos I don't really know, understand why me. Things is going this way
Emma: I don't understand either what they were talking about, they just told me they froze the transaction and I flipped my lid. I need you here cookie
Daniboy: this is bad am just....
Fuck
Ohhhhhhhh
They should have give reason what kind of thing is that.
What are they even thinking of me.
Bad guy or what
A thief... Or i don't even know why are they doing this to me
Emma: I don't know what they are thinking and I don't care. All I know is that they froze the transaction and that leaves us with serious problems now
You are my special man and will always be. I know you're good. That should be enough
Daniboy: Oh
God have mercy
A way must surely be
But don't know
Now
What's causing the blockage now the bank or what
Don't know
Emma: Don't know either
Daniboy: OK then they should return it back is your money
Emma: I know that. I told you I will sue them for doing this
Daniboy: Alright then, you know I will also be mention there but i don't care cos I don't have bad mind
And the hop they will after that....
Emma: I know you don't have a bad mind. You're the best
love you cookie
how can we solve this mess?
Daniboy: What if you sue them
All I want is your money to come out
Emma: I want that too
Law suits can take months
this is so fucked up
Daniboy: Oh God i put you through this Emma
Maybe you keep messaging them..... That you won't it back.
Emma: It's no use, they will not reply until after they did some stupid bogus procedures
Daniboy: OK then what's the procedure
Let them since am innocent
Emma: I have no idea about the procedures, that's intern bank regulations. don't know nothing about that
Daniboy: Maybe there going to found out about me and am not scared
Emma: You have nothing to hide, so I'm not afraid of that
it's just that this supid shit is taking such a fucking long time and its causing me stress
I want you here cookie
Daniboy: You know what cherish
They will return your money back don't worry
Emma: I hope so, but it'll take long. Damn procedures can take months
Daniboy: Fuck
Fuckkkkkkk
Am really really not happy
This is getting too long
Emma: I know Cookie. I'm also not happy, but what can I do
you don't want to help me
Daniboy: How.
The bank issue is out of hand
And you have no way again to get it. And I told you You know your client more than I do...... And don't know what to give in return
Emma: Don't you know some kind of tricks like you taught me to do with the rich men on facebook?
Daniboy: hmmmmm...... Don't you know my problem is what to give in return... And am looking into it
Emma: I don't think we need to give them something in return, just make them think they get something in return. That's the whole point of what I was trying to do with the fake profile on facebook
Daniboy: OK how are you going to chat with them
Emma: I told you no chat
email maybe?
Daniboy: OK I get you
So what's the plan
Emma: Thought you might now
What we are going to do is to act like real....
Daniboy: But still looking for way to start
of course it's real. This is serious cookie, we don't have use for imaginary things,
Emma: Please think about it.
Daniboy: You know what I need hint to proceed
Are you going to work tomorrow
Emma: what kind of hint?
Daniboy: Hmm. Are you using your new email
Idea will come
Them me what they do so it will be easy for me to adapt
Emma: told you they do different things. I have this one man in mind, he's a lawyer, banker and businessman. He's loaded
what did you have in mind?
Daniboy: Lawyer no,banker no...... But the business man
We should look for something to tell him that is available for sell... Show him the sample of it to be sure.... And talk about the fund to get it...
Am just still looking for way to put it
Emma: Ok, you're smart, I know you can
Daniboy: What do you think we bring out to sell and it will be fast
Emma: I don't know. He's rich, he can buy anything he wants. But I know rich fuckers are greedy and always want more money
Daniboy: Yes you right
That's the problem
Emma: how?
Daniboy: Cos they won't like to spend
Emma: they will maybe if they think they will get more
Daniboy: Well... What can I sell OK maybe we Have flat screen for sell.. Or What should we
200 inches
Emma: that's huge

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Quote:
maybe we Have flat screen for sell..


The rich clients will be all over that! A second hand flat screen is the best he can come up with Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Laughing Wanna join the fun and abuse him if it comes to that?

We're onto iphones now. Like rich people wouldn't buy those themselves. Trying to coax some scripts out of him eventually, but Emma is a rookie, not supposed to know anything, so I can't just spell it out for him.

This morning / afternoon
Daniboy: How can I be happy for what and i don't know when i slept off
Emma: what do you mean?
Daniboy: Where are you
Emma: The office
Daniboy: OK morning how are you feeling
Emma: Tired, I was up late waiting for your reply
Daniboy: Normally I can't sleep well a bad mood yesterday .....
So what's going on
Sorry for not replying
Emma: not much. Still have a lot of catching up to do here
are you working today?
Daniboy: Yes, stupid work. Hmmm
Emma: Soon you don't have to go anymore. When you'll be with me
Daniboy: yes I pray that's my hope and joy... But when will that be
No sign of anything coming out help me o lord........
Emma: Cookie, remember what we were talking about yesterday
Daniboy: Yes I do (sad emojie)
Emma: Why cry about it
Daniboy: No don't worry let me just be like that.. Yes you told me what I say is huge or it won't work out
Emma: haha, I mean a 200 inch flat screen tv is huge
Daniboy: You thing like is easy to show, big men make use of it.. Anyway bring the inches down to you own ...Do you know by now you should have your first baby by now.... That's why am 😭
Emma: I know I should carry your baby right now Cookie and I'm sad that I don't yet, but I will
The problem with the tv might be that they want proof that there is a tv
Daniboy: OK is on line you google it by the inches and you will see it and the price but you screenshot the standard one only the flat screen TV without any thing showing...
And then you tell the price you want... To.
Your new email
You know
Emma: but they will see it's not the tv, but it's a downloaded picture. It won't work 😞
Daniboy: You edit after the screenshot
Emma: don't know how to do that
Daniboy: Am running out of data i would have show you one OK wait
This is 75
<pictures of flat screen tv's>
Emma: Ok, but everyone can see that's a picture from the internet, not one I could have made. Don't they need proof that I have the real thing
Daniboy: OK if i have a friend selling this i would have go to his shop and take a shot of it but I don't have any we need to look for other ways then
And I even think if the need proof, proof a shop where they sells it
Emma: Can't we promise them to get a lot of money if they would only pay something to get it or something like that
Daniboy: Yes your bringing ideas... That this just sample that there's alot in the store but we need money to get it started......
Or what do you think
Emma: I thought we would just promise to give them something, but when they pay, that's it, they get nothing. Why would we need money for that?
Daniboy: OK.. Hop it will
Trust you
Emma: But I need you for this
you're smart
Daniboy: You know they ask how will they get fund back ,how am looking for a way to that
Emma: ok
Daniboy: Maybe we just tell we need is support to establish the business.... More and we know he can and will pay in more
Emma: I don't understand
Daniboy: When we sell he also have his percentage of the money already we have few costumers ..we ain't go well we need money to push it and make the best of it....
You know am not into business before
Just trying
You should know even more
Emma: I know you're not. Can't you ask some people around you about that?
they'll know more, you told me
Daniboy: Right now am all alone.. But can't say when I will meet them... Which i can chat with them on social network which they are not
Emma: Ok, please try to ask them if they know some good tricks to get money from people through email
but don't wait too long cookie, I need you
Daniboy: I will ask OK....
Emma: Ok, thank you love. I knew I could count on you
Daniboy: There's a guy I know and is available
Am looking into it, they just to do it for someone. Them too will have something in return
Emma: Ok. I'll wait for what they'll tell you
Daniboy: OK
Emma: I need to get some work done now love.
Daniboy: OK
Emma: Talk to you later.

Later
Daniboy: Baby they said they can't help me if i don't give them your user name. And I said no. I left
If there's a way you can help me borrow money to come and we pay back.......
And I here also looking for same thing.... If I come to you, i will return back the money..... 😕
Also looking for way too so that you can help me in Return Of The money
Emma: honey, you can give them my fake emailaddress if you want, I don't mind, but not the fake profile, I can't even tell you because it will be shut down again and I don't need more scammers there
Daniboy: Love i meet a guy he told me something now I don't have time but you do...ok what you gonna do is you download a store like plasma TV store fridge,.
That you owned it and a fake document
Let's see if it will work out
Emma: I don't understand
Daniboy: Like you said you tell them to pay and they get big in return..... And they ask for evidence we download a store plasma TV that you owned it and we give fake document.... And fake area..
That he will believe
Emma: But if I give them a picture from a store website, they won't believe me
And those rich bastards all have big plasma screens already
Daniboy: And what can we use
I know you're angry and tired
Emma: I told you. promise them money, they all want more money
Daniboy: Yes i know, but i have no idea..... OK let's did you know what mmm called
Where you pay money and they pay you more
Emma: mmm? What's that?
Daniboy: is a site where you pay and get back inbulk a month letter
Let assume we're
Emma: huh? I don't understand that
that will take a huge amount of time right?
Daniboy: Babe they said is not possible of the rich man's email, Onless on fb or instagram
Am with the guy
Soon i will be leaving
Emma: Then he's lying, I know a client that has experienced a thing like that before
Daniboy: Alright then
Emma: they sent him an email that he won the lottery and needed to pay for the card to receive his prize money, he paid and never got anything
Daniboy: Seriously OK like that I think is easy... We should send as well that he also win a iPhone 8s that he needs to pay to get it
What about that
Emma: Sounds like a good idea
Daniboy: OK alright try i want to take my bath
Emma: how should I try? I need your help here Cookie
Daniboy: You don't know how to start
Emma: No, how would I know?
You're my teacher mister
Daniboy: You should massage him congratulation sir you just won a bonanza of iPhone 8s ......and we are happy for his progress and when here by need you to pay for the carrier and you get the iPhone 8s once more congratulations and this we need you to apply and get it fast.... Here is our account number......... Congrats sir which you the best....... And you can also add as well brb
Emma: why would I add brb?
Daniboy: Am just saying, you too might idea also
Emma: Cookie, you have the best ideas. This will come together just nicely. we'll have to work together on this though, you're much better at the persuasion thing
Daniboy: But you know now i going to work
Just do that OK more of the idea is coming try first but note you will surely have idea when typing to him
Emma: I'll have to think about it more Cookie, but I really want your help
Not sending anything just yet
Are you helping me with it when you get back from work?
Daniboy: yes I will
Till then
Emma: Thanks love. Have a good day at work

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slowly we're getting where I want him.. Had to spell it out for him, but he's going to work on a script.. hopefully

Tuesday evening:
Daniboy: Hello are you home but still at work. I got an idea if you know the man's number. Then you say hello is this your number You type the number. You just win led plasma TV.... You have to pay to unlock it and the carrier will locate you by given your address... You hurry up lucky winner...
Or
Is this Mr Tomas dolfins... For example you just won iPhone xs... You need to unlock it by paying to this account. For the carrier to get it to you hurry up ..... Kindly respond mr iPhone Xs winner and get it
Get back to you
Emma: Calling.... then I would need to involve someone else, I don't think that would be a good plan do you think?
Daniboy: OK involve.... If he can help you out
Hi
Are you there
Hey
Emma: yes i am
but I can't involve someone else in this cookie. They'll want their share as well and we still won't have money for your travel
Daniboy: Hmm am pissed off
Emma: Why?
You're the one that changed the plan
Daniboy: Just thinking of what to do
Emma: Thought we were going to use email
Daniboy: Yes but was looking maybe you he's on Hangouts
Emma: Lets just stick to the plan
Daniboy: Choose from the idea i wrote
And tell me
Emma: to be honest cookie, I think rich men have iphones
Like I told you, it might be better if we make them believe they get money
Daniboy: In what way now am looking
Emma: I don't know exaclty, but with that one man it worked when they made him believe he won the lottery and had to pay to get a card to receive the money
Daniboy: Hmmmm you know that have happen to him befr.... So we have to look for something similar to that
Emma: I don't say we need to try with this man, there are others
Daniboy:.ok
I now get you we can use same word to them right and which one is he, the lawyer or who
Emma: yes
cookie I'm too tired to think.
Daniboy: OK, is this Mr whatever your hereby announce you won visa lottery ......congrat and your told to pay for the card your amazing hurry up don't miss this opportunity... Kindly pay into this account...and we confirm you the one
Emma: you think I should just email him this?
Daniboy: And what did you think about it... Ladies first
befr we proceed
Emma: I think I'm too tired to think right now. I need sleep, we talk more tomorrow
love you
Daniboy: You too sleep well love you
Emma: We talk tomorrow love you
Daniboy: Wednesday
Emma: Good morning cookie. How are you?
Daniboy: Am fine how was your night, what takes you so long
Emma: Just busy at the office. I'm home again in the afternoon
Daniboy: Why i will be at work
Emma: They told me to be here in the morning
Daniboy: Oh OK no problem about that
Emma: When are you home again?
Daniboy: 8 in the night
Emma: No training today?
Daniboy: This what am talking about that if i start back this work I won't have time to chat but you don't believe
Emma: I believe, but i can't help it
Daniboy: How
You can't help it. How
Emma: Because you're still there. Im trying to find a solution for that, but i can't work magic
Doing what i can cookie
I'm trying to find that man who thought he won the lottery
I want to ask him exactly what did they tell him
Daniboy: Hmm this is serious... Yes you are doing your best .......ok then thank you..... I know you're doing your best
And have you not getting tired
Cos is like am stressing you alot
Emma: I have stress, but that's not your fault cookie
Love you, you know that
Anything to get my mister gorgeous here
Daniboy: OK 😘
You should know am not lazy here.... Two also looking for one or two ways
Emma: I never said your lazy. Your a hard working mister
I have to get back to work.
Daniboy: Ok😘😘
Later
Emma: Hi cookie. are you working?
Daniboy: Yes love, what's the matter
Emma: nothing, was just asking
Daniboy: OK hi
How's you
Emma: Tired, you?
Daniboy: Still active
Emma: see, you're strong mr. Active 😘
Daniboy: So what's going on there. Any show
Emma: show how?
Daniboy: Any news
Emma: Yes, I found the guy I told you about
Daniboy: OK
Emma: I aske him about it.
Daniboy: What did he say
Emma: He said he got an email, telling him that he won the lottery, it was a really long one with lots of information in it, looked really legitimate
then he answered and got a few more emails, they needed his address and all, then told him he would get a card with the prize money. It was very much, like 2 million
Daniboy: Oh 😯
Am waiting for you is that all
Emma: Only he needed to pay a shipping fee to get the card, and because of the big amount it would need insurance and he had to pay £750,-
Daniboy: Those guys are really good.....
So he did pay it, because he would get so many
Emma: after that they told him that the bank needed a fee to make the card for him and he had to pay another £750,- And he did
Daniboy: God demn.... That's how they have it
Hmmmm this is really serious
Emma: yes it is
After that they told him that something with the shipping company went wrong and the package was stuck at the border and they needed £500,- to clear it and have it shipped to him
and he paid again
Daniboy: Ha.....
Three times
What are we gonna do
Emma: because he invested so much and wanted to have the card with the 2 million
He didn't remember the rest, but he lost almost 5000,- and never got the card
Daniboy: So what is he saying about it
Emma: He's not happy, but they can't find the person who did it. It was all over email, and can't be traced
Daniboy: So now we just need to act the same way right
Emma: I think so. This seems to work
Did you fall asleep cookie?
Daniboy: No
I went
To buy
Candle
Emma: hmmm. romantic. I like it
Daniboy: You love candles too much i see
Emma: not too much, but I really like it. It's romantic. Lights out, candles on, anything might happen

Daniboy: Haha, we talk later on that was your plan, Love like we act exactly the way the act to that man....
Or what do you think we can do
Emma: Cookie, you're my teacher. you know that
Daniboy: Haha love MI how can I, am only a ssce student.... Am sure you know best it was painful that I couldn't continue my education but God knows the best.... You know more than me you work in the office...
And can think better than me your just funny saying this Mrs Emma
Emma: hmm, but you taught me everything I know on this topic cookie. You're my master
Daniboy: OK if you said so am not perfect
No one is
Emma: I know that, but you're pretty close
We have to illustrate exactly the same.....
What's going on there
Emma: Not much, was getting something to drink.
You have the candles, I have the wine
Daniboy: If I may say what kind of love is this should I call it blind love.... We only chat even if you can't make call with me with the company phone... What happen to your voice I should have rest of mind... I never hear your voice.. Video chat no... Voice on massager no... Why i know you give excuse
Emma: Cookie, you know my problems, do I need to explain again?
Daniboy: I don't need more than to hear your voice.... Anything you like
So for you to voice out on messenger now is problem.
Emma: Is it that important to you cookie?
Daniboy: that's not .but your missing something but won't tell you... Is not important..
Emma: oh, please tell me
Daniboy: You may proceed
Emma: I'm intrigued now
anything you want to tell is important
Daniboy: No is not, you told me is that important to me... How will you make your man feel so. Once again you may proceed forget about that....
Emma: cookie, explain, how do I make you feel?
Daniboy: no am OK.....
Emma: Explain honey, I need to understand
Daniboy: If you're in my shoes you say the same... Yes fine you told me about it i agreed but you don't even show me something surprise like wow am so happy when I heard you voice on massager. Fine you chat on fb and I love you for that..... Am just telling you i look in to it is like we call blind date and we're more than that
Is something wrong with your voice.....
Emma: Nothing wrong with my voice cookie. I'm sorry it's hard for you
But when I have to make calls I start to hyperventilate and have panic attacks.
Then I need drugs and they make me sleepy
Daniboy: Too much of drugs can cause something else. Do you want to kill me
Daniboy: And my voice is harder than your.
Now I don't even know shit..
Hmmmm
Emma: I'd love to hear you cookie
Daniboy: Hmmm am not for that nothing will be in return... Huh your voice if you like i don't know how you take things in mind.... 😏
You should know what is good for me Your way i don't understand you anymore....
Emma: I'm thinking cookie. I know you want to hear me, but if I do that now I won't be able to sleep anymore tonight
Daniboy: OK don't worry about me... So you can sleep well... I need to know the cause of that....
Emma: why I can't call you mean?
I told you a long time ago. did you forget?
Daniboy: Talking is normal ,you talk at work right
Emma: yes, but face to face only
for phonecalls I have an assistant
Daniboy: Hmm i see, is that why you have and assistance.. To pick call for you. Or you don't feel like
Is this how you're born...
Emma: yes, that's why I have an assistant. She handles all my calls. not because I don't feel like it, but because of trauma because of things my ex did
Daniboy: Hmmm i see that's why you have no strength in you anymore... Sorry for the past
Then how long will we continue chatting like this all days how long....
Talk now
Emma: I don't know when it will be better cookie, but you'll be here soon, then we can talk face to face all day long
but I think I'll kiss you a lot if you don't mind
Daniboy: No
Why will you be kissing me on fb fake kiss
Emma: nooo, when you're here
real kisses
Daniboy:Better
And....
Emma: And what?
how can I have sex with you.. And your ribs still hurt... I won't touch you until you're well OK
Emma: I'm sure we can find a way that won't hurt, I'm not waiting another few weeks for that
Daniboy: mm, what happen at the office when you told me not to chat you that people are watching how do you feel
Emma: You know that😊
And here he started some word-porn, not going to post that. But Emma was inspired, logged off to have some good dreams.

Thursday:
Daniboy: Good morning love
Hope you're ok
Emma: Yes i am where are you
Daniboy: But not really
Emma: Not really? What do you mean?
Daniboy: You at work
Right
Emma: Yes i am
Daniboy:OK hope you slept well last night, cos you don't speak out your voice for me... I just need to be. only if all work out then i will be happy.. the reason why your bank hold your money is they call me a thief........
Emma: I slept very well, you helped me with nice dreams. Thank you cookie
I have no idea about my bank, but after this is solved i take my money to another bank
Daniboy: I know you will. But don't thank me am not there, until am with you hmm.
At first can you tell me what I did
Emma: You told me all kinds of wonderful things last night
Daniboy: You know I promise not to make fake kiss again until we're together...
But you miss that
Emma: I do
A very impressive round of word porn again from our scammerboy, let him play it out, was expecting he’d use it to “twist Emma’s head”
Daniboy: You're enjoying
But am dying here
You see the reason why... Darla is after me Is the way i just do to you...
Emma: Huh?
I dont understand
My brain is noodles now
Daniboy: You know what I can do...
That's why she's after me the way I make you feel... Happy sex.. And sport
Emma: Did you talk to her like this as well?
Yes long time ago, but not exactly in different ways.... You never can't imagine words are many am a bad guy on bed..... Only if you have me this am telling you is just nothing..
Emma: Ok. But really, with Darla?
Daniboy: what you mean
Darla time has pass, am done with her... If you leave me. I will look for another not Darla any more
Emma: Thought you didn't like drunk skanks,. Just saying
Daniboy: Am not that kind of guy.... Am sure you won't run
Emma: Why would I ever leave you?
You're the most amazing man I ever met
Daniboy: Hmm are you sure of this.. It's a lie
OK give me reasons
Am hot 😌
Emma: Haha, of course it's no lie
You're hot
Sweet
Caring
Honest
Hardworking
Best ballkicker ever
My baby daddy
Did i mention hot?
Daniboy: No white girl will see me and leave me.... You know that. I stop it but with you time is going at least you have twin
Yes you did
Emma: Ok. It needed to be told again
You're hot
Daniboy: I said no White lady will see me and leave me including you... But i stop it and with you time is going... You should have been carrying my twin... By now... And your family will they accept me when we go for a visit
Emma: Haha, why care about my family. They don't even like me
I will never leave you
Cookie, i need to be in a meeting
I'll be back home in 2 hours, we talk more then
Daniboy: OK we talk later kisses to your pussy
Emma: Haha
Daniboy: Yes that's the best place ever
You know 😉
Later
Daniboy: Hello
How's work
Emma: Work is done, I just came home
how are you?
Daniboy:Fine but not that happy
Emma: what's wrong with you cookie?
Daniboy: Am not suppose to continue working.... Kicking is allowed ball
Emma: why?
Daniboy: You ask me why
Don't you get
Your word is changing
Are you tired of me cherish
Emma: Ohhh of course, I thought you were saying they sent you home
Daniboy: No
I skills in me like your friend in Chelsea said but they can help me bring it
They know more how to build players
And make alot of money with them
But there's something i did like to tell you. Let me start from small club befr going to big.... That's where I can shine alot......
Emma: You can shine anywhere you want cookie
Daniboy: Hmmm
😃you love your man
Emma: you know it
But we still need to get you here right?
Daniboy:Yes can't wait
Emma: small clubs here and big clubs, so you can choose whatever you want
Daniboy: Alright dear
Emma: You also support and choose one you like, want
Ladies first
You know
Emma: doesn't matter to me cookie, as long as you're happy. I can work in London, Liverpool, Manchester..
Daniboy: Hmm Manchester City... Liverpool no problem i can start with that
Emma: ok, if you want
Thought you wanted to try for chelsea
you look amazing in blue
Daniboy: Wow really
OK blue is my favorite color
Don't worry I will try
👑my princess.....
Emma: I know you'll succeed
Are you home?
Daniboy: No... Still at work
But fine is late we can chat as well.... Befr i go home
Emma: they don't mind?
Daniboy: Me don't mind am done with my work for today
Just a few time to go to the canteen
Emma: Ok
Daniboy: Hop you have your dinner
Emma: Don't want you to get in trouble
not yet, just came home and you were online
I'll eat in a little while
Daniboy: Haha is late cherish
OK
Dear
But you must take your bath
Stay cool fresh befr eating
OK
Emma: haha, you're right
Daniboy: Of course i am...... You work all day
Emma: No I didn't. Told you no full day's yet. Only morning, I was home earlier, but went outside for a walk
Daniboy: OK
Am eating rice and stew with chicken
Emma: sounds good
save me some?
Daniboy: I love anything meat alot
OK you have it on bed when am right there with you
Emma: That'll be a different kind then, don't really peg you for being chicken
Daniboy:what do you mean
Are you angry with me
Emma: haha, no cookie, that's not what I mean
Daniboy:OK alright is OK
Emma: what time are you home?
Daniboy: OK befr i get back home it will be around 9 on dot
Emma: so you need to work more?
Daniboy: No my closing hour is 8 :00
Emma: ok, so you don't work close to home
Daniboy: my house is a bit far from my place of work. And I spend not less than 40, 45 minute befr i get home. I treck home
All day
I count it as exercise
Emma: That's good. see, you're fit, any club will want you
Daniboy: Really
And am fast in it
Emma: I believe that
Did you think about what we talked about yesterday?
Daniboy: ahmmm the rich man
I remember
What's up now
Emma: Just wanted to know if you think we can do something like that
Daniboy: Yes i told you yesterday. That we're going to use exactly the same method... They use to the man......
Hop they're not friends
But please I don't want anything to happen to your love
Emma: no cookie, they're not my friends, just clients from the company. help them with investments and insurances
so how are we going to do this?
Can you even talk about this now or wait till you get home?
Daniboy:Let me get home
First we talk about this
Emma: ok, you tell me when is the right time
Daniboy:No problem i will be on my way home in next 10min
Emma: ok
Daniboy:Oh my woman keep yourself busy befr i get home.. Watch online movie 💋
I promise not give 😘but there's nothing i can do since you're the one for me...
Emma: haha.
Daniboy: Lol 😍
Emma: hope you're not too tired
Daniboy: Never
Emma: haha, of course not mr Fit
Daniboy: You know i still need more
So where are we
Hey what you doing
Emma: I'm here cookie, was getting something to drink
Daniboy: Hmm I would love to
Emma: I'll stock up on wine for when you're here
Daniboy: Haha then we drink alot
Emma: we will
you can talk now?
about our plans?
Daniboy: OK so
We should just make it that way
Emma: yes I think so
Daniboy: I think those people who wrote that are good
Emma: Definately
Daniboy: Just exactly as they wrote.... He said he pay them three times... Let me ask how many times do you want
That's a good plan
Good you have all the details
Emma: Enough to get your traveling expenses covered, but more is always nice
Daniboy: Haha 😍
Emma: I can get the details from the clients
But I will need you to help me cookie. I can't do this alone
Daniboy: I know but the way you explain really look nice... That's the most beautiful ways
Emma: hmm. I don't think so. The man told me they had long emails, this is just short version of it
and you have a much better way with words
Daniboy: Why do you think i can ...
You know something we can also you part of it
Emma: of course cookie, we work together of course
You make the emails, I give you the contacts of the clients and when they want to pay you tell them your secretary will handle that and I step in and give them the account. It's a UK account, so they'll trust it
Daniboy: OK, you've close yours
Brb
went to fetch water.... My friend just call me to help him work for him tomorrow morning, why he will resume my shift afternoon... We swap for tomorrow
And I will be at home rest my brain and start the stuff
Emma: So you're ok with my plan?
Daniboy: Yes I like it
Emma: So you'll write emails tomorrow?
Daniboy: I have to create
Emma: I know, you're smart, I know you can do it
and then send it to me, I'll look at it and we make it perfect together
Daniboy: OK.. I heard you.... How do you feel... Can I give it to you 😉
Emma: I am really tired
Daniboy: I know you will.. After you take your bath... But I don't want to know.. Hmm
Good night
what do you not want to know?
Daniboy:What if am in the mood, and you tired what Will u do
Emma: When you're here, I won't deny you ever. When I'm tired just take it slow
Daniboy: Oh OK..... Now you should have some rest
I can see feel it
Or you need warm up
To make you sleep better
Emma: Don't know cookie, I think I need sleep
Daniboy:OK bye 👋
I free you
Emma: don't be angry cookie
Daniboy:No am not but you can't escape tomorrow
Emma: that's true.
And he started the word porn again, but Emma was too tired


Today
[/color]Daniboy:Where are you..... Love
I miss your sweet
How are you
Emma: I'm ok cookie
You too?
Daniboy:I
Later
Emma: hi
how are you?
Daniboy:Send me that sexy pics you use on your fake fb...
Am fine..
Emma: Can't do that cookie, facebook will shut it down again
Daniboy:OK don't worry
Emma: did you write the email?
Daniboy:No cos i try to open email but not opening.. Cos i have an account of it and I can't open any
Emma: what account?
Daniboy:Maybe i gonna use the one i opened... You the one you... Know
Emma: ok, you think that's wise? you told me everything fake
Daniboy:Yes
So they can't trace
Emma: so you need another account right?
Daniboy:My first account i don't know what is wrong with it
You still have it
Emma: I know, I have 2, but you told me you don't have the password anymore
Daniboy: I still have one, the passwordbut can't remember the user name
Emma: you mean the first account that you told me about?
I can find the username if you want
Daniboy: But I don't know if is still active
Emma: [email protected]
[email protected]
These are the two addresses I have from you
Daniboy: Yes thanks.... I will use this, [email protected]
hello
Emma: ok. so you just forgot the username, not the password?
Daniboy: I know you have it....
And I still remember the password
I share my thoughts with you
Emma: Very good. I'm glad you can access it again
Daniboy: Alright
Emma: When will you write that email?
Daniboy: TBH tonight i will rest my brain befr i start but now am still honey
Emma: Ok, so you'll do it tomorrow?
Daniboy: I will write it to night when is cool
Emma: That's a good idea
Daniboy: Yes it's
Yes i promise you something sweet to night
How do you feel
Emma: Painful
done too much today
Daniboy: Sowi
Which am there to massage your body
Emma: that would be nice. I think I'll just need to take some drugs
Daniboy: OK
Emma: Just work on that email so we can start this and you'll be here quick
Daniboy: Yes I will now I just chat with Darla she told me she's in Amsterdam...
Emma: What's she doing there?
Took a job at the red light district?
Daniboy: Hmm she even said that she's has 6 more hours.. to get me.... Tell me how can that be... African is big she can't get me... I know that am going to compose the mail and send you to cross check
Hm
Calm your self am yours OK
Emma: I am calm cookie, just stick to our plan and we'll have you out of there in no time
Daniboy: OK trust me
Emma: I will
what else is she saying?
Daniboy: nothing just saying nonsense... Some fucking word
Emma: like what?
Daniboy: Like cunning linguist? Mmmmmm
That's what she said
Emma: what does that even mean?
Daniboy: I don't know... Dear for now I ignore her
Emma: ok,
Daniboy: Baby brb we chat all tonight brb 😘
Emma: ok
Daniboy: Afar am back
This night are you strong
Now you angry
Emma: hey, why would I be angry?
Daniboy: You Ignore me
Emma: I didn't
Daniboy: OK what re you doing
Emma: being really dizzy from the drugs
Daniboy: Just make me know how you feel
Emma: just told you dizzy
Daniboy: OK you can't go to bed
Emma: why not?
Daniboy: good night
Emma: huh?
Daniboy: What's huh
You want to play
Emma: I don't understand you
Daniboy: Let's play you know what I mean. I want to lick the fresh orange
Emma: Oh, I have those here, but if I make you orange juice it won't be good when you get here, unless you can run reeeeeaally fast
Daniboy: yes I can
Emma am honey
Emma: aaah, cookie of course you're my honey
told you that
Daniboy: As soon you go say goodnight i will start what i which to
But first let me give you a romance
Emma: I don't understand what you're talking about
thought you were going to write that email about the lottery. how is that romantic?
Daniboy: your drunk in love
Emma: of course I am
Daniboy: I will do that and show you tomorrow you cant wait for that now... And after that i will have my rest... Let's wiggle to night
We're married but not together yet but soon
Emma: you mean dancing? I love dancing
but wiggle, wasn't that what they did in the 90s?
Daniboy: alright now you high you need to feel yourself... Touching kissing romancing put me in your thought
Kiss the breast round nipple sucking. Serious one
Emma: hey, I'm not that flexible
Daniboy: I don't know want to miss that. But i am
Emma: you are that flexible? Are you elastic-man?
Daniboy: No that's befr i just don't do that am big... With my broad cheast
How do you feel when I kiss your nipple
Imagine.. Oh damn am told bad... Hope you don't mind
Emma: cookie I'll love everything you do. but you're not here 😞
Daniboy: Me too...
But... You took drugs... But I will help you
With it and you take it no more...
Emma: I know, you'll take care of me
I will go to sleep love, the world is spinning
Daniboy: OK dear take care of yourself beauty
Emma: Thanks love, you too
Daniboy: 😘,my eyes is also closing but I need to put stick of match so I won't sleep
Bye 👋
Emma: ok, goodnight cookie

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just to keep Emma on her toes:

Quote:
Shogun: Hi
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: How you
Darla: Am in Amstedam
Shogun: What are you doing over there
Darla: What AM I not doing you mean????
Hahahaha
It all reminds me of a song by that Stingy guy
Shogun: You have alot of money right just flexing around... The world ..then who is the stingy guy
Darla: He is ever so famous and used to be a Police man who had a thing for red lights and spikey hair
Shogun: Don't know what you mean just go straight to the point
Darla: ok
I LET HIM STEW FOR A BIT
Oh sorry O rogt
I mean am sorry I forg srt
Shit
Shogun: What's it
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: Talk stop pretending..
Darla: Have yu been smoking something cxasue yu are tlajking funnier.
Shogun: Whatever
Darla: Oooh Hunny guess what???
Shogun: What
Darla: Chicken butt
Hahahahaah
LONG PAUSE
Am only like 6 hours from yu Hunny is that not th bestest???
Shogun: You don't need me OK...
LONGER PAUSE
Darla: Sorry for the delay I was hanging the hog
Need and must own are too different things Hunny
Shogun: How tell me... Your word is cunning
Darla: Like cunning linguist? Mmmmmm
So when yu wants me visitng? My Sexxy Mann???
TODAY
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: Was up
Darla: Me be soo horny
Shogun: Wait what do you mean
Darla: I be needing to ride you Cowboy
My saddle and spurs is at the readiest!!!!
Shogun: I don't understand you
Darla: Hold me closer Teeny Danzig
Count the head lice on the bald guy
Sorry am lissening to a song
Shogun: Darla
Darla: Yess
Hunny dont myu love me????
Shogun: You're not the girl I use to know back then you refuse except Titlanta.. I told now is too late
Darla: It is never too late for me to come and smother yu.
PAUSE
With kisses and maybe a potato sack
Shogun: What is that you round the world you money Is there right.
Do and go back to work
Titlanta looking for you and
What about she
Anita your coworker
Darla: Wat aboot thatBitchy??
Shogun: what did you do to her
You never tell me
Darla: Am an angle I wood never hurt an innocent lamb though she is a ghort and neds some saplings!!!
Oooh some gay just walked by with his weiner out.HAHAHSAFHH
Shogun: So what did you do don't tell me lies or you will never see me again... You spend alot
Darla: I took pictures ad tried to grab his jjunk but it was swinging furiously.
Do yu blamr me???
Shogun: Yes I do. At first what makes you leave Atlanta Georgia
To kill someone
Oh you're wicked the money you paid i should make you pay Befr you can chat me

Darla: Why you Slut! Am thinking yu be A good whyner ok?
Shogun: Winner of what
Now you leave me if you can't pay me

Darla: Oooh I intend to pay yu yess I do Hunny. MMMMmm it will be eer so luffly.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Saturday
Emma: Good morning
Daniboy: Morning love
<image of a scam letter, marked with big red scam letters>
Love look at this well it will
Emma: You're so smart cookie. You want to send this picture?
Daniboy: No rewrite just show you how do you see it
Emma: Good idea. Can you email it to me when you wrote it?
firstname.lastname***@gmail.com
Daniboy: Why the dot
I think is firstnamelastname***@email.com
Emma: Haha, you think i don't know my own email?
It's with the dot
Daniboy: OK
I should now
(later}
Madam where are you
Check your email
later
Emma: I didn't get an email from you. Please can you send again?
Daniboy: What have you been doing
I use my second mail to send it. [email protected]
So check it now
You leave me alone here since waiting..
Fuck
Don't tell me you don't see it
I sent again
Later
Emma: I still didn't get it. Where did you send it? My email is firstname.lastname***@gmail.com
Im with a friend today, I'll be home later this evening
Daniboy: You know what. They first block the massage, I resend and it went, even show me the Tim i sent it.and your mail i sent it to
They blocked the massage... Maybe you try
you should know why
Hey......
But... Have sent it to drive
(Emma has a shared folder for him on google drive, where he uploaded the video's a while back)
Emma: Thank you, I see it in the drive now. I don't have your email blocked. Why would I? Did you write it right? With the dot and the right numbers?
Daniboy: Yes I did... Do you know what
They personally block it them selves
They know what's up
Emma: <name in his format>, is that your emailaddress?
you've sent the email to [email protected]
you forgot the numbers
it's firstname.lastname***@gmail.com
Daniboy: Yes it is...
That info you... Can use mine [email protected]
Emma: oh you have a new email again?
Daniboy: yes this one is old i have new one
Emma: and that info address, you own that as well
Daniboy: I don't you help me as well.. Have been waiting long for you to come... So we talk.
Emma: I have sent you an email, so you can send me what you wrote and I'll have a look at it
damn, my neighbor is at the door
brb
Daniboy: Which mail, [email protected]
2 hours later
Emma: no this one [email protected]
Daniboy: No use the one i showed you
Emma: I've now also sent it to [email protected]
you have it?
Daniboy: Wait am coming
hi
They still have it block... They told me I want to steal personal information
Now you have to write it..... Have try my best
Emma: I received your email, so there's no problem. You can write
Daniboy: Yes just like on FB as they block your first account.. Don't let me talk much you should understand
You write
Emma: Cookie, we agreed, I find the contacts information, you write the emails, I help collect the money to the UK bank account and make sure you will receive it
Please stick to the plan
Daniboy: Are you sure...
I can't...
Emma: of course you can. You have the best persuasion skills
I need you for this
Daniboy: See you want them to block my account what kind of thing is this
Emma: no, of course they won't block your account
Daniboy: They blocked the one am supposed send fr you
Emma: only if you send to 1000 addresses at the same time they block your email
we'll take it slow and try only a few
Daniboy: Now I see you want to kill.. Tell me why can't you write. Oh you're scared right
They will know
Emma: they know the way I write, i don't want them to find out
it's a big risk for me. I can lose my job, everything. the account, it can be traced to me, I don't want to end up in jail
nobody here can know
I really need you for this
Daniboy: OK now you're talking since morning have been here.. I can't do this anymore. And you too should stop.. Neither me don't want to go to jail... OK that's not the only way.
Emma: no, but if you write, nobody will know
I'm sure about that
and we have you here in no time
Daniboy: How of you want me there
what do you mean?
How many of you want me there
(is he getting a bit paranoid?)
You talk like you're not alone
I know you have been saying this for long and have been watching...
Emma: we have you here, I mean you and me if we work together
I'm alone now
Daniboy: Look at you
Now you know you're alone, when you go out with your Friend you are not alone... I think that's OK Fr your
Emma: I can't be alone all the time, I need to be around people. when you're here we stay together
Daniboy: I told you i don't like bad things. You're pushing me...
If you can't use your fake email to send the in drive.. Forget it.. Am done.
Emma: cookie, no I need you
It's not bad, those people, they have too much. they should share but they don't. And we really need it
Daniboy: how much longer do we have to wait?
Wait are not the one who will email out so why can't you...
huh?
Emma: what do you mean?
Daniboy: The contact you use your fake email to re write and send them
Emma: I told you, they will recognize my words, you need to do this
I need you for this
Daniboy: I can't use email address so what do you want me to do
Emma: ok, I'll let you use my fake one
Daniboy: You always make mistakes.
Which you don't know
All the massage your typing do you think no one else is reading them... Do you think is private...
So when yu wants me visitng? My Sexxy Mann???
Said Darla
Emma: fuck Darla Sorry Darla, I wanted him to pay attention Laughing
What mistakes are you talking about?
Daniboy: Dont think you're doing anything private there are not cos... People are there at the office... OK now there's problem i can't use your mail either..
Emma: why not?
Daniboy: Let me try am tired of this.... Am doing it for the last time.
Send me the mail
Emma: dammit, I can't find the code, must be at my office
Daniboy: hmmm
OK
Emma: but you can easily make another account yourself, with a different name
(later) Goodnight love
later
Daniboy: What am tried of u
Emma: What do you mean?
Daniboy: You told me to do something and yet you said you want to sleep. I haven't say anything yet. Why are you like this. Am also tired of this
Emma: Because you didn't read my message and didn't respond for 15 minutes so i thought you fell asleep
And I'm tired, so I say goodnight so you don't think I just disappear. It's normal I think
Daniboy: Am just trying to open another mail
Emma: Ok. Good
Daniboy: My connection is bad i try and send same later i don't have strength to type..
Emma: I understand
Daniboy: And if I should send they block again that's final
You need rest. Write tomorrow
Emma: It wasn't blocked, i received your email
And don't get ahead of things, you will send it to me first and we look together to see if it's good enough
Daniboy: I know what kind of thing is this.... I mean they don't want me to deliver the massage cos they know is a fraud star
That's the problem
Emma: Then I will find the clients contacts
I told you, not if you send to only a few at the same time
When you send to a 1000 it might be a problem
Daniboy: Pray they shouldn't block the massage OMG it's OK you don't get me I will change you
Emma: How will you change me?
Daniboy: you can go to bed if you want.... Make you understand something's not here when am there......
Let's talk about your bank
Who frose your fund
Emma: You mean those i wanted to send to you or the money from my ex?
Daniboy: Those you want to. That you refuse.... To
Did you remember you told me your are almost scam.
Emma: Oh, a few months ago you mean?
It was my bank who stopped the transaction because something is wrong with the account
Daniboy: When you know that you shouldn't have use it... I should have been there right now.. But it was a pity that have been fooling myself
Emma: I didn't eve know you then 😞
And that guy, I thought he loved me, but it was only about the money. I know you're differen. You're better
Daniboy: Even when you know me... I told you am feeling like kissing you. You told me if I have wash my mouth.. I never forget (even I forgot, but sounds like something emma could've said at some point Laughing)
And that's why they ceased the money
Emma: Cookie where's your sense of humor?
Am i not allowed to make a joke? You're no fun today
Daniboy: Just cos of your mistakes now am here suffering..... Yes am no fun.
My sense of humor, hmm i don't have OK you're just lucky to get me and that's why Darla is moving... I
Emma: You only want to be angry with me today and that will get us nowhere.
We need to act
My mistakes how? I don't like you talking like this
Daniboy: If I want to be angry i will break my phone so I won't chat
But
Emma: Ok. It's like you hate me now (and emma logged off)
Daniboy: Am just telling thing I can still say it when am with you hmm
How many months have We be dating tell me
Too many for you to still be in nigeria
You're delaying everything
Hi
Alright

Sunday
Daniboy: Still the same
Baby
Emma have tried... They still block that massage even when I open new one
Account
The one I sent you edit it your using a laptop you can do it
With it
Like real
later
Emma: I received your email dear. I'll edit it when I'm home later today ok?
Daniboy: Where are you
Emma: That cocacola email address, is that yours?
Daniboy: Yes
But check read properly
Emma: OK
I will cookie. I'll check it carefully
I'm having lunch at a friends place now
Daniboy: OK I will send more
So you can select
Emma: You wrote it yourself?
Daniboy: i copy it
Emma: T will be even more better when you write yourself
Daniboy: Yes I do write my self but they still block it..
Emma: Why would they? I told you, first send only to me
Daniboy: Yes I did. But which of my mail do you receive there's one i wrote myself but not sure whether is delivered
The Coca-Cola company i wrote myself
The one from the cocacola lottery
The me the mail
Emma: You sent an image of it. I received that one
Daniboy: That was sent to you
Emma: And you told me that's a copy
Daniboy: I write it and shot it before sending to you
Do you know what
Emma: Oh. Ok. Now i undersand, but you said it was a copy
Daniboy: But you see the letter is short
Emma: Yes I noticed. I need to think about this more better, I might have an idea
My friend asks me to make tea. I'll talk to you later
Daniboy: What we just need is for him to contact you and you gave him the on how he will make the fund
Alright am waiting
I just sent you another...read well you will notice there's a place where an email.................. ............you put your fake email address you understand.
They will massage you.ok
later
Emma: I received it, but the problem with email was that you've sent it to the wrong account. I noticed that on the screenshot
My email is firstname.lastname***@gmail.com and you mixed up the numbers. It's my birthday, so not that difficult
And you were the one going to send the emails, I will find the contacts from the clients at my company and I'll take care of collecting the money and signing over the bank account to your name
You can't let me do everything here
We have to work together
Daniboy: Where are you
Emma: Still at my friend's place. Where are you?
Daniboy: You're enjoying
At home
So now you give me the contact when you get to work... Mine is To send him the mail
Later
Emma: Yes. It is. But you told me to edit first, so I will when I get home. Is everything you sent written by yourself? Also all the images you've sent me?
I sent you by 5:01 the one i wrote. And image of another... Deal with the one i wrote
Emma: The image is not yours?
Daniboy: I sent it as well. But use the one i wrote did you see that
Emma: Yes
And the screenshot you sent earlier is from you
And the cocacola one?
Daniboy: Yes
Emma: Yours?
Daniboy: Yes
Emma: Ok. I understand. Ill look at it in the evening. Don't want my friend to know about it
Daniboy: OK
Emma: You worked hard today 😘
Daniboy: Earlier the better.. You have to leave that place early
Are you not the reason why...
You just want to kill me
Emma: You're right cookie, but what do you want me to say? I need to leave now because i have bad things to discuss with my man
Haha
Bad idea
Daniboy: OK am waiting
I'll just ho home anyway, I'll tell them i don't feel good.
Love you cookie
Daniboy: Alright

And the two scripts he has sent.

I want to use the first one, because everybody knows coca cola, they can be trusted Laughing and because it's just too stupid to believe. I'm going to make some changes to his script to sneak in some extra stupid without him noticing.

Quote:
From: DR.GRAIG WILLIAMS
Subject: Winmner

ONLINE COCA COLA COMPANY.
PO Box 1010,
Liverpool L70
1NL, United Kingdom,

Dear Winner,
this is Winner's Invitations from Coca Cola Company Proma. Kindly Contact Your Claims Agent DR.GRAIG WILLIAMS for direction on how to claim your prize in this week. From now onward you will be receiving our promotional offers and survey invitations from Coca Cola Company..... (You can unsubscribe at any time.) We watnt you to remove skepticism from your mind because this award is legitimate from COCA COLA COMPANY PLC, ENGLAND. Most importantly this is to let you know that you are a winner of the sum of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling's) in this runner up. Please make sure your prize is claimed urgently.
Congratulations!
ONLINE COCA COLA COMPANY.


Quote:
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
Dear email account owner.

Congratulations! We are happy to announce that you have won the UK international online lottery award price of £810,000 (eight hundred and ten thousand British pounds Sterling)

Your email address attached to the computer generated ticket number Gh05607545 with reference number uk/ka2c110en5 has won UK lottery 2nd category award price.

Contact our fiduciary claim agent Immediately to commence the release of your lottery price by providing details as listed below.

1) full name
2) age/occupation
3) reference number/ticket number
4)phone number
5) country

Email...............
Thank you and Congratulation once again
Yours faithful
Angela m. Johnson
Online coordinator
The UK lottery international promotion Inc.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Add references to the “national bottle cap lottery,” Theresa May, and the Queen of England and it will be perfect. Perhaps by royal decree the national Coca Cola bottle cap lottery has opened and pulled out the victim’s name as winner, certified by Theresa May. That would be 100% believable.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Coca Cola script is a winmner. Nobody could doubt its authenticity.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The new and improved script... as approved by daniboy
Quote:
SUBJECT: YOU WON THE NATIONAL ROYAL BOTTLECAP LOTTERY

ONLINE COCA COLA COMPANY.
PO BOX 1010,
LONDON SW21
UNITED KINGDOM,

DEAR WINNER
WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOU ARE THE WINNER IN THE NATIONAL BOTTLE CAP LOTTERY.
THIS IS WINNER’S INVITATION FROM COCA COLA COMPANY PROMA. KINDLY CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT BARRISTER HUCKLEBERRY SAWYER FOR DIRECTION ON HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRICE IN THIS WEEK. FROM NOW ONWARD YOU WILL BE RECEIVING OUR PROMOTIONAL OFFERS AND SURVEY INVITATIONS FROM COCA COLA COMPANY (YOU CAN SUBSCRIBE AT ANY TIME) WE WANT YOU TO REMOVE SKEPTICISM FROM YOUR MIND BECAUSE THIS AWARD IS LEGITIMATE FROM COCA COLA COMPANY PLC, ENGLAND. YOU CAN TRUST US WE ARE THE BEST, UNLIKE THAT PEPSI MIMICS. THE DRAWING OF THE PRICE HAS BEEN DONE BY A NOTARIZED SHYSTER AND SUPPORTED BY THERESA MAY AND QUEEN ELIZABETH OF ENGLAND HERSELF. MOST IMPORTANTLY THIS IS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A WINNER OF THE SUM OF 600,000.00GBP (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH PUNDS STERLING’S) IN THIS RUNNER UP OF THE NATIONAL BOTTLE CAP LOTTERY.
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR PRICE IS CLAIMED URGENTLY.
CONGRATULATIONS!

BARRISTER HUCKLEBERRY SAWYER
CLAIMS AGENT
ONLINE COCA COLA COMPANY


Daniboy: Hi
Emma: hi
Daniboy: When did you get home
Emma: A while ago, I've been looking at that emails you sent me
and have done some editing
Daniboy: OK
Emma: not much, because it's really good
Daniboy: Which I wrote and send last
Hmm
Emma: I think the coca cola one
everybody knows coca cola, everybody loves it and its trustworthy
Daniboy: OK put change that Liverpool address
Or you want it like that
Emma: PO box is fine. I edited the text of the email a bit
first off, the first email should be written in caps only, because that will draw everyones attention
Daniboy: What did you see about that Liverpool won't you change it
Emma: The address doesn't really matter does it?
you mean this one:
ONLINE COCA COLA COMPANY.
PO Box 1010,
Liverpool L70
1NL, United Kingdom
Daniboy: I mean only the Liverpool
You're there
You can just put another
Emma: oh, what address do you want?
Daniboy: Pls choose you know more better is your land ladies first
Emma: Ok, I'll find an address in london
Daniboy: thats the capital
This online Coca-Cola company that you sent just now must be in caps right
OK better i don't want anything near you
Emma: The whole message in caps. At least the first one you send them, that will get their attention
Daniboy: OK fine I will
Emma: Good
And I wanted to change the name. You should communicate with them as Barrister Huckleberry Sawyer
That's a real British name and will give them feelings of trust
Daniboy: OK
Emma: And I gave the lottery a name, because if it doesn't have a name people will have suspicions
I can email it to you now. I think it's good now, you can look at it and say what you think
Daniboy: Alright
Wait
That name I will use it as mine
To talk to them
Emma: Yes, you pretend to be barrister huckleberry sawyer
Daniboy: OK understood
Emma: so you need a gmail with that name or something like it
or from the national bottlecap lottery
Daniboy: Now i need to open another for that name right
Emma: yes, but I send you the message first so you can see
I've sent it to you
Daniboy: Don't worry i will receive it soon
Emma: I know
Daniboy: Am using two sim card I just change to the other one....
Emma: why do you use 2?
Daniboy: Haha am using an Android phone which has two sim spot. Like I tell everything Herr am using by data... Just receive it now let me see
Emma: hmm. 2 numbers? Can you even remember them?
Daniboy: Yes I do. I love it baby
Emma: tell me
Daniboy: But there's a mistake with the money you wrote. You said 600.000.00 then in words you wrote five I will fix that others is OK
Emma: oh, good that you noticed that. the numbers are so close when typing
Daniboy: No problem, What if am done with mail and if I compose where am I sending it to.. I need is own as well
Emma: what do you mean?
Daniboy: If i compose with the name you gave me should I send it back to you
Emma: send what back to me?
Daniboy: OK how do you want me to send it what are you saying..
Emma: I told you before, I get the emailaddresses from my clients at the office.
you send them the email and persuade them when they respond
When they pay, you give them my account number, because they will trust a UK account, because it's a UK lottery
after it's done I sign over the account in your name
Daniboy: Wait am confused
Two things now
Emma: what do you not understand?
Daniboy: I should open new mail with the name you gave me.
which one did you want to use?
That's what I want to know cos lik that's where I will send the mail to.... On my own i have to mails
I need to confirm
Emma: I don't think it will matter very much. as long as you use that name barrister huckleberry sawyer you can use any email you want I think. If they ask about it you say it's your secretary's name in the email address
Daniboy: You don't get me. If I use the barrister huckleberry Sawyer as my account..which mail will i send it to I need to get that....
Emma: oh, the email address from my clients at the office?
Daniboy: Look at you...
What are you talking
Thinking
Emma: you're confusing me now
Daniboy: That's what I want Emma
To know
Emma: you want to know what I'm thinking or you want to know the addresses of my clients?
Daniboy: If you get to work tomorrow get that when you get home we start
I close by 2 0clock tomorrow
I will open the new mail with the name
Emma: ok, now I understand you more better
Daniboy: You see, that's why I said i will change you when am there.
Emma: I see
Daniboy: What did you see
Tell how he looks like
Emma: i see your picture cookie, nobody else
Daniboy: Me i keep imagining your tigt pussy
Emma: I really need you to be here...
Daniboy: Oh why... Tell me
Emma: why do you think cookie, I don't want to be alone anymore.
Daniboy: Alright
Emma: And you are my man, so who else would I need here with me?
Daniboy: Haha 😅
I will give you fun tonight
Any time you imagine at the office you won't be able to work
Emma: haha, cookie, you are right. After last week I think about that every day I'm there
Daniboy: Lol what colour of pant you putting on
Emma: blue jeans today, why?
Oh damn, I have a cake in the oven that's burning. gtg
Daniboy: OK
Daniboy: Are you back
Long or short jean
Emma:ouch, I burned my fingers
Daniboy: Sorry let me see. Oh no how come
Emma:because the oven was hot of course
Daniboy: That fresh hand sorry dear
Sorry Hop is not much
Emma:It'll be better in a few days
Daniboy: Huh
Few days
That's hot
Emma:no painful
Daniboy: did you ever burn your hands on the oven?
Ohhh! Yes but you know am a guy... So I bare
Emma:of course. I know that. you're strong
Daniboy: When removing the cake you should have look for small towel to support you
Emma:I did, but it slipped away
Cookie, I need to take my bath and go to bed. Tomorrow I will give you the contacts ok?
Daniboy: Oh sowi
😒no play tonight
OK
Emma:Is much more fun when you're here
and that won't be long anymore now I'm sure
Daniboy: Alright you can go to bath and go to bed..while i will open the account with the name
Emma:Good idea cookie. love you

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I’m convinced now. Where do I send my money? If you haven’t prepared the second email in the script, you should mention that winning the lottery comes with an invitation to afternoon tea with Theresa May and the Queen. Along with all the personal information, ask for their favorite sandwich, pastry, and tea. You could also have Daniboi take a picture of a bottle of Coca Cola next to a sign that says “National UK Bottle Cap Lottery” and attach it to the email to make it look more legitimate. Now that will convince those silly magas. Or even better, badly photoshop the Queen and Theresa May into the photo holding the bottle of Coke and sign. Who wouldn’t believe that?

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