Vlad love....again

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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:58 am

Sparky, I am amazed by your patience. clapping

I have never been able to pass the first scripts with these vlads.

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Birlic, coming from the baiter who has got the world seeking more MUIE that is high praise indeed! thanks

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Oh crap.......I'm in trouble now.

why you have lied to me in this letter????
you told that you will help me and????

But she couldn't stop there, she sent a second message to her befuddled lover.

do you ever read my first letters???? my salary is 300$ per month..
I am poor and live in a poor country...
All my relatives have the same salary +-... This is a normal things for our country..
And I cant borrow the money this way.. Hope you understand Sad

(

My goodness she is upset. What could possibly have upset this lovely and exasperated lady? So, although he doesn't want to express it, he finally asks her if she is having PMS. Our forest ranger may be dense but he is no fool, he asks her if this is the problem and promises to be extra sensitive. I'm sure she appreciates it.........

Iryna:

I have read your messages, each and every word, and re-read them again and again. So please make sure you read mine too sweetie as I am trying to understand and trying to help. So read carefully my little lamb.

Don't worry about your salary! We don't need your money to do this! I told you many times I will help! I keep my promises. You have (again) accused me of lying, but this is just not so. Perhaps you are having some issues with hormones and PMS which is precluding your understanding here? So I will be extra sensitive and understanding for you.

I can pay for your visa, plus a plane ticket and other related expenses, money is not the issue here. I will pay for it all!

I want to come to you and meet you and your family. Then we will go to the visa office at the embassy and take care of whatever costs and procedures need to be finished up. Then we can plan our trip here!

All I have asked for is the nearest airport to you so I can make travel arrangements. Also, the contact at the embassy and the file reference number so I can be ready to help. You are a proud woman of the millennium and I understand that. I will personally hand you the cash or a cheque or however you prefer, and you can execute the actual transaction.

Perhaps if things work out we can start proceedings on bringing your family here? That way you can be the trailblazer for leaving poverty behind and leading the way to a brighter future?!!!

So send the information requested above and we will have this resolved in a few days! Together!
Stay Strong. Iryna Strong!

your loving Joseph

This may not have been the wisest thing he's ever said, but it might just get her off script.

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So we have gone from yelling at me and such to this. More mood swings.....

I am burning to nestle up to you and to kiss you hot for a long time:
I will always show you my love.
It's fantastic that we have met one another in such a big world.
I want time to go faster and our meeting will be closer and I can see you at last.
I will do everything to be together with you.
My lovely, I want to kiss your lips.
I want to hug you tender.
I miss you very much.
Wait for my letter very soon.

I have a feeling that her telling me to wait for her letter very soon means she has a plan to thwart mine. So I have again advanced my "let's bring your family here" plan.

Iryna:

I cannot wait to hold you either. I am anxious for your new letter which you promised.
I arranged at work to leave so I can come to you. Also, I want to find out how many of your family would like to come too. I understand they are all hard workers so if they come here they can earn much more than staying there. It is something to consider.

What an incredible opportunity for us all. If you send those contact details to me I can make this happen quickly.

At some point this vlad should clue in that I'm a joker or even stupider than imagined. I hope it's the latter.

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In the matter of a couple of days my sweetie has gone from wanting to snuggle with me, to this:

so you dont want to help me right?
you care only about the money not me?
so sad.. I dont know what to say...
I will lost the chance to get the visa this week
(if you ever remember I told you about 10-14 days before)

The ranger had been looking forward to more "mushy" talk from her and building a future together. She has done another 180* turn here, and the ranger is hurting inside. Being the stoic type of guy he is though, he has tried to focus on fixing things rather than pointing fingers.

Iryna:

I am taken aback by your brief message about caring only about money and not about you! I know you are working on a schedule and that is why I have asked you many times for the name of your city so I can get there and help in person. I have told you many times I don't care about the cost, because this is for us!

Many times I have asked you for information which would help me to help you and you don't answer me. I know it's hard to ask for help, but this is Joseph, your love, and if you cannot ask me, who can you ask. I have told you before as well when you asked for a loan, I will not loan money but I will Give money.

I can see you are under a lot of stress and strain, so I will not focus on how much it hurt to receive a message like you sent. Instead I will focus on finding a way forward. But not done my way or your way, but a way forward done "our way". We are in this together!

Please help me by sending the name of the nearest airport to your city, your file reference number at the embassy and confirm how much money I need to bring with me.

Don't let doubt or worry creep into your sweet lovable mind! Together we can fix anything!

When he offers to give her money, not loan, how can she say he doesn't care. He understands that she is willing to give up her life in the Ukraine to come to Canada. This means leaving behind her friends and family and getting a new start. This must be an undeniable strain on her, hence the frayed nerves on her part. Some find solace in drugs or drink. The ranger offers her hope instead that once this is resolved, the stresses will disappear forever.........

For the ranger's sake let's hope so. Imagine him marrying her and living with this hell hound! But before we go sending out the invitations, he must get his lady friend safely to Canada.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:38 am

If she's wanting cash via MG/WU, hasn't she already sent you her address? I usually try to bring up a bank transfer to get her bank details then back out and ask for details for WesternUnion and a copy of her passport and visa can often be acquired too. They'll do just about anything if they think a payday is coming soon.

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She told me she has no bank account and it will take a month to get one. As for WU/MG she keeps telling me no address is req'd.....just send it to a third party etc. At this point I'm more interested in just annoying the hell out of her.

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sparky905 wrote:

At this point I'm more interested in just annoying the hell out of her.

There's nothing wrong with that, an annoyed lad can be very satisfying and amusing. Laughing

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Poor Iryna is upset, though I don't know why. All relationships need trust. She thinks her ranger doesn't trust her and is hurting inside. But she is giving him a second chance by continuing with the relationship.

Well, I have just read your letter and I do not know what to say.
I couldn’t realize that I could hear that from you.
I am shamed and offended.
You are so cruel to me.
You were just the only hope for me.
I trusted you and believed in you.
Ok, one more time I understand now that I could rely only on myself always.
So don’t worry.
I will find money somewhere any way.
I will come to your country by all means.
I have decided it already and I am not going to give up.
Of course, it is very unpleasant to see that you do not trust me.
Whether I do not know I can find money. But I shall try.
But...
I can understand you. You have never seen me in real life.
And of course, it is very hard to believe the person you have never met in real life.
But any way, it was very offensive to hear that from you.
Well, life is going on and now I have to manage something not to miss the chance to get to your country.
I want you to know that I still like you very much.
And I would like to continue our relations.
I will not ask you for anything any more.
If you still want to continue our correspondence and meet me one
day, let me know, please.
I am waiting for your reply.

The forest ranger is still unsure what her comments are all about. But despite his apparent thick headedness, she still likes him very much. He offers up an action plan of hollow words.

Sweetie:

I am baffled by what your letter means. You say I don't trust you! You say you cannot rely on me! Wipe those silly thoughts from your mind now!
I asked you for a bank account to send money to and you won't do that. So I opted to come to you and hand deliver the money! What a joyous occasion that will be.
Imagine walking into that visa office together and handing over the money together and leaving together! This is not about money, this is about us being together!

In answer to your question, yes, I'd love to meet your family. In time perhaps they would like to come to Canada too and partake of our opportunities here? But that is a discussion for another day.

Let's work together here and work quickly, shall we? This is what I suggest. You write to me with details of what you need, and I'll do the same for you. We put our lists together and create a solution together.

Hopefully she will see the way forward is to work together.
She might be pleasantly surprised to read "in answer to your question" since she asked no question in the first place. But it makes him looks caring and sensitive to her needs.

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The poor ranger thought Iryna had left him and his sealed wallet far behind. But she was back today in a philosophical mood.

I’ve been thinking a lot about us yesterday. I have so many feelings and they are so different.
My heart aches when I understand that you are far from me.
I wish I could lessen the distance between us. I know that I have to be patient and wait.
Perhaps, you will think that I am silly but I don’t want to hold it all inside and I want to share my feelings with you.
I am emotional person and I want you to see my feelings.
Please, understand me. I want to share this with you. I think I am in love with you.
Of course, I have to see you in real life and talk to you to be sure.
But I have so many emotions about you and I miss you so much. I think about you all the time.
I get up with the thoughts about you and I go to bed thinking of you too.
I feel that I want to take care of you, I want to give you all my love.
Please, don’t think I am weird. But this is what I feel about you.
And I want you to know this.
Life goes one. Nothing new happens. I go to work, do different things at home, meet my friends.
But any way I do something I think of you.
Please, tell me what you think and feel about me.
It is really very important for me and I need to know this.

So, now that he knows she loves him, it must prove she is pure and true. How else to respond to this than by pledging one's self to her too.

I have been wondering if it is possible to love someone just from letters. I hesitated. I thought rationally this is not possible. And yet......something keeps tugging at my heartstrings and saying this is not only possible, this is real.

And I re-read your message, as I always do with your letters.......and I know your letters are the first thing I seek in the morning. I make coffee and sit down to enjoy my coffee with your notes. It's like you are here with me.

That prob. sounds silly. But to two people whose hearts beat together, it is the most logical and rational thought on earth. Sweetie......I am falling for you. No, change that to past tense, I have already fallen for you. I love you. You have taken a heartbroken man, made him whole again and taught him to fly!

We need to make this happen soon.

xo

Joseph

In the back of the forest ranger's mind however lurks a deep seated fear: that she still won't allow him to come to her, to meet her family and help out financially in person. Perhaps she is ashamed of him? That being a forest ranger is not "good enough" for her. Only time will tell.........

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Iryna pledged her love the other day. Our ranger did likewise......and then she went silent. As though pure love is not enough for this lady, she needs something a little more tangible...like cash.
So when in doubt....add more syrup. Our "rough around the edges" masculine and tough ranger opens up to her about his sensitive vulnerability in her presence. Will she believe it? Will she buy into this? How long can she continue to correspond with someone so thick headed and in love that he will not do what he has been told?

Sweetie

The other day you said you loved me. I wrote back the same......and you have been on my mind ever since as I wonder how to help you. I have opened my heart to you. I have opened my wallet to you. My strength and stoic nature which you love so much are but thin veneers of confidence as I await you loving response.

Underneath it all, I feel naked, emotionally. I'm feeling vulnerable being so open and honest with such a beautiful woman. But I do have the courage to say I love you. I do. Today as I had my coffee and watched birds at the bird feeders flitting about, I dreamed of sharing such simple moments with you. Dreaming of you in flannel pajamas with tousled hair, sipping coffee.

It would be a brand new world for you here. But a journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step. But better to journey together isn't it? Walking with a friend.

Looking forward to your reply sweetie.

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Wow, this poor girl sure likes to put a weird spin on the "facts". For someone who cherishes me and can't wait to be with me, she sure has an acid tongue. But having sold her fur coat she is coming to see me. Obviously she is changing the plan to force me not to visit......so our besotted ranger must craft his reply carefully. Something dripping with love and designed to annoy her.

I want to start that I got used a lot to you during our correspondence.
I want to meet you very much. I asked you for help but you didn't believe me and refused me.
It is so offensive. But I understand that it is very difficult to tust the person you have never seen.
I just want to tell you that sometimes it is necessary to trust people.
There are many honest people in the world. And it was very offensive when you refused to help me.
But I have good news now. I have found money for my trip. I am going to come approximately in 1 week.
I have sold my fur coat. I have already paid for visa and now all I need is to wait when I get it.
I have money for the ticket. They promised me it would be in approximately in 2 or 3 weeks.
I do not know exact dates but I will let you know as soon as I know.
I will get visa for 3 months. Are you happy to hear this? We will be able to meet but not only communicate through the letters.
Perhaps, our relations will grow into more close.
Please, write me your thoughts. I want to know that you still want me to come to your place.
I will be waiting for your reply.

His answer, written in haste, hopefully will drive the point home that he did offer to help and all the delays are now her fault. With a Canadian winter coming, she needs that coat, or even a new one, so he must come to the Ukraine and help her select one (his gift to her!).
But he is over the moon in excitement since he knows deep down she wants no part of him being there.

Iryna:

Your recent missive is wonderful news indeed! We will be together! I am so glad you found a way to pay for your paperwork but cannot understand how you would not accept my offers of help which were given freely and repeatedly to you. Then you said I don't trust you! Silly girl, I told you I would come to you and take care of all these things in person! There are simpler solutions rather than selling your clothes!
What airport will you be flying from? I will come over to you and meet your family and reimburse you the money. Then together we can come to Canada as we have long planned. I will also buy you a replacement fur coat. Since our original correspondence, the weather has gotten a bit cooler here and winter will be here shortly. Your refusal to tell me where to come to has delayed all this and we've missed most of the "good" weather.

So, imagine how exciting it will be to meet in your city and say goodbye together to your family and friends as you embark on your Canadian adventure. You will be in your new fur coat as my welcome present to you! I am so excited. I cannot wait to put your parents minds at ease.

As we move forward together sweetie, don't ever hesitate to ask for help. This is our future!

The best guess moving forward is she will admonish him for wasting money coming to her and instead focus on using that to get plane tickets for her. It will be expensive......

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I am burning to nestle up to you and to kiss you hot for a long time:

Ha

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It had been a couple of days without our vlad saying anything and the poor forest ranger thought he'd lost the love of his life. But she was back this morning with a lengthy note (much edited below) with words of love. Since she now says she doesn't need money, he's wondering if it is all a bluff to build his hopes that she is actually coming.....but we shall see.

I have paid for visa. It is going to be ready approximately in 1 or 2 weeks.
Yes, I have money for the ticket. I shall not your financial help to get to your country.
I don't have an exact information now. I only know that I am going to have a visa approximately in 1 or 2 weeks.
I will let you know all the details about my coming in approximately in 1 or 2 weeks.
Are yo happy to hear that? Would you like that to happen?

Especially, it is important for a woman.
We now have to be strong. But I want to feel myself a little girl with the strong man near.
I want to be weak sometimes and let someone take care of me.
Enjoy your day and think of me.

Knowing how important family is to her and how she needs to be re-assured, he speaks more words of tenderness to his love.

Sweetie:
I will be here for you, and must continue to earn your respect and love as we begin our journey together. I cannot help but feel saddened by the status of your friends and family. Previously, I had suggested maybe if you like it here, we can bring some family over to live too! Does that interest them at all? There are opportunities here to be had. Of course, it all comes with hard work, but they are wonderful people from what you have said, so it should not be an issue. That is a future discussion though.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms and feel you snuggled against me. There you will feel secure and at peace. And in the wee hours of the night we shall talk quietly about our future and make plans for a better tomorrow which we do joined in our hearts.

How can one person do all this to me? How did you find mere traces, moldering embers of love, in a jaded heart, and slowly and quietly nurture it back to life. To feel that flutter, that burgeoning, swelling beating of a heart in love, is amazing. You have pulled me back from the abyss of emotional despair and given me renewed purpose. Your presence, even if so far only in words, has given me hope. I see how the energy has returned to my soul!
Thank you Iryna, you have that magic touch. People around me have noticed.....and I can only imagine what it will be like in person.

Looking forward to our time together!

Oh this ranger is smitten and finds himself wondering how lucky he is to have Iryna in his life. She has made him feel alive again.

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After her latest tirade she went silent. Fears of losing my dear Iryna made the ranger write

I am planning a surprise for you when you get here. Can you tell me your
favourite flowers and colour please?

How are you doing today?

But my love interest wrote back in a depressed state.

I had a bad day yesterday. I went to a book store.
I went there bought the book. It is a love story.
And every time I read it, I think of us.
We had the big rain outside today and it took me about two hours
to get back home.
I decided not to use the public transport and just walked back
home.
I still feel a little sad and lonely. And I wish you to be here
right now. You would share wine
with me and we would talk till morning...
You are such a dear and close person to me. And I feel a little
sad as you are far from me. But soon, very soon, everything will
be over at last and I will see you.
It is worse to wait and I am patient enough as I know the miracle
is waiting for me – meeting with you.
Perhaps this letter is a little bit sad. But I just wanted to talk
to you and to share my thoughts with you. Forgive me for being
sad with you.

She must be sad since she ignored my questions. I repeated them for her in the reply and added some nice touches of sensitivity to demonstrate I'm serious about having this girl in my life.

It saddens me to read you are upset. I suppose the rain just made it worse. It reminds me of the song "I'll do my crying in the rain". Many people have recorded it, but my favourite is by the Everly Brothers.
Here's the thing though sweetie......to look into your eyes and hold your hands........that is what will chase the tears away and bring a smile. For both of us.
You didn't answer my last questions about your favourite colour or flower! Please do so I get things ready for you.
This might sound silly to you but I've been a bachelor too long. So I am trying to make my place more "girl friendly". I'm buying more salad when I shop, and have made a point of putting the seat down on the toilet after I've sprung a leak. All these little things to make you feel at home!

Love you Sweetheart!

What woman wouldn't appreciate the extra salad? Or the efforts with the toilet seat? Surely actions like this will keep her heart fluttering???

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She has replied after a silent weekend. She sent a lengthy rambling about her love for me but nothing about coming to Canada or specifics. I am starting to think she wants to breed little scammers with me since family is so important.

Family helps everyone in his life. Love and understanding live in true family!
These are my values. And what about you? What do think of a family?
I am waiting for your reply with impatience.
Have a nice day, honey!
With love!

The ranger sends a short reply since he has yet to get answers to his previous questions.

I agree with you. I believe a man should cherish his woman! Family is so important too, and we must all work together.

Iryna I asked questions the other day, and this is the third time I'm asking.......I need to know your favourite flower and colour.

When will you be arriving?

I'm wondering at this point if the vlad is so annoyed at having been strung along for months, if he/she is content to just reply to me with meaningless drivel just to annoy and frustrate me. I have no idea where a vlad would have learned such a thing.

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My beautiful lady has updated me with wonderful news. She has obtained an interview to come to Canada as either a dentist or medical doctor. Even she can't keep it straight, so how can I? Regardless, if her interview is successful she will be here soon.
Before she told me she sold her fur coat to pay for the visa. Now she says she will soon have it......but no matter. I see plane tickets and passport are on the list now too. Her 10 day window to complete all this is 6 wks overdue, but I'm sure it will not be an issue.

I have very good news!!!
You will not believe me….but I have just got an invitation for
the interview. It means that very soon I will get my visa.
The only thing I need to do now is to pass the interview and then
I will just buy tickets, take my passport with the visa and will
just leave for you. How do you like it? I think it is just great.
I am a little bit nervous about the interview but I think
everything will be just fine. Please, think of me during the
interview and cross your fingers for us. As soon as I get my
visa, I will be able to see you.
What do you feel? I am just happy. I am flying. It is great.
I still can’t believe this happened.
Also I should take care of the tickets in
advance if I get visa. Till soon.

P.S. it's very important - please send the name of the closest international airport to you.

The forest ranger is getting excited. Living in near isolation he has transportation issues. Naturally he chose an airport smack in the middle of the country. Maybe he guessed wrong? But since she's not coming anyway, it doesn't really matter. He is more interested in her favourite colour rather than unimportant things like passports.

Sweetie:

I am excited with your news! I keep thinking how lucky we will will soon be!

The closest International Airport is Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada. I am crossing my fingers and toes in anticipation of your interview.

Do you have any idea of the timing? I want everything perfect for your arrival.

I still need to know your favourite colour and flower.

With the fall rains helping to quench the raging forest fires, soon he will back to doing his helicopter work and counting the moose herds of northern Canada.

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My poor little vlad is distraught.......and has turned to me for help again.

How are you, my sweetheart?
I am OK, just a little bit tired.
I have very good news for you. I’ve got my visa at last.
So this is done now. I have my passport for going abroad with the visa inside.
They offered me the ticket on 28 of Sept from my city (airport code IEV)
And the price is rather reasonable. It will cost $600.
It will be the best present for me as 1 of october is my birthday!!!
Unfortunately, there is a problem. I have only $100 and I still need about $500.
I really don’t know what to do. I have to pay for it soon not to be sold to someone else.
So I have to ask you if you can help me with this. Will you be able to send me $500?
I told you that I sold my fur coat to pay for visa and ticket.
But the money was not enough. I sold my fur tree.
That is why I ask you to help me and send me $500.
As soon as I buy the ticket I will immediately leave for you.
And in some days I will be in your arms already. Think on this.
I will give it back to you by all means.
This is the only thing left now before we could be together.
I am sure you want it the same way I do.
So, please, write me your thoughts on this and when you will be able to send the money.
Also the ticket could be sold to another person if I don’t pay for it shortly.
You can send money to my name by any office Western Union
or Money Gram or RIA (I was told that RIA and MoneyGram is much cheaper to send)
and I will get it without any problems here.

I love you very much.
P.S. I am so sorry but if you can please send some extra money for travel...
prices are really high at the airports for example a launch costs here
30$, bottle of the water 3$...

So what can an honourable man do? Can he turn away the love of his life for a mere $500? Of course not..........

Will $500 be enough? There are always extra expenses such as taxi rides, meals, and all manner of things we don't plan for. So will that be enough or would you like extra to cover unforeseen costs? Money is not an issue sweetie..........we need to be together!

There is no way he is going to get cheap at this stage! Actually, he might want to hand deliver it as he has suggested many times. If her ticket gets sold, Iryna and Joseph just wait around in Kiev until they can book a flight together.........

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Miss Vlad wrote:

I sold my fur tree.

Is that some kind of Ukrainian euphemism? Shocked

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I wondered what a fur tree was too but given her inability to answer questions, I figured I'd let it go. Maybe it's supposed to be "future"?

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What is in the drinking water in Kiev? Two vlad messages within two hours and another one of her patented mood swings is in full force.

Please send it from the the nearest RIA or WU or MG agent for you.
or you can check it online

http://www.riafinancial.com/

https://www.westernunion.com/UA/en/find-locations.html

https://secure.moneygram.com/locations

you can send it to the any office of the Kiev, Ukraine, I will find the closest after that

please send it here under my name IXXXX ZXXXXXX
I sent you my ID already so you can show it to RIA or WU or MG to send the money to me.

P.S. I need 500 USD, but if you can please send some extra for unforeseen expenses and etc.....

P.P.S. Here is more additional important information for you:
They will ask for the purpose and destination of a transfer you are sending.
If you want to send money without a delay of transfer procedure you should say that the money is for your relative.
Banks have refused me to give a loan at the same reason as I’m going to leave the country and will never return the money.
It is a vicious circle for me and I am asking you to understand me right!
I need your help very much. Give me your answer as soon as possible!
Have a nice day!

Okay, so she is leaving forever and can't get a bank loan etc and just happens to have all the links to money transfer services. Fair enough. But in less than two hours she sends this "love letter"

thank you for ignoring me.

have a good weekend. you dont want to help me to come?

Sheesh......impatient little trollop isn't she! So the sensitive ranger has just sent her the best birthday present he could think of free plane tickets!!! (thanks to surfowl for the idea!)

Hello Sweetie!

I logged in to check my messages and see I missed yours! I had to work long hours yesterday and did not have a chance to check email. I must say I am perplexed as you asked for money but say it's a loan. I have told you before that it is not a loan but a gift! Just being with you is worth whatever price needed to bring us together! So stop worrying about paying it back, we are a team!

Banks are notorious for not taking risks so I can see why someone leaving the country is not a good risk. You and I know you are an honest and decent woman who would never think of shafting the bank or anyone else. But they don't know you like I do. They don't trust you like I do. They don't want to hold you like I do.

But what bothers me more than the bank saying no to you is the fact that you sent a message to me shortly after your first message that opened up with the words thank you for ignoring me. Sweetie, I cannot just sit here at the computer waiting for your messages I do have work to go to and things to do. I said I'd help and I will! But it really hurts my feelings when you act like that. I'm only so strong Iryna, and deep inside me is a sensitive man who feels deep emotional anguish over such matters.

To show you I am a man of my word and true to my old fashioned nature, I am going to look for flights to Kiev and fly there myself to meet you. I will shake hands with your parents and meet your loving family in person. Then we will book two tickets here and fly to Canada high above the clouds and our destiny.

The best part is this...........I can use my bonus rewards program we have here called "Air Miles" which I've been saving for years! I can use up these points and redeem them for plane tickets for us anywhere in the world! It is like a free holiday for two people who are madly in love!!!!

I know this wonderful news is just the birthday present you have been dreaming of! Imagine your birthday can be celebrated with me at any location you choose.

Pack your bags honey.........I'm on my way. (Well, in the next couple of days!) So don't worry about the money, we are flying for free!

So, what's not to like here? She and I will be together and it won't cost either of us a cent! What a magnificent birthday present......though I suspect her reaction won't be as enthusiastic as mine. (Duck and cover in effect .....)

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:05 am

Given all these difficulties, I do not see wedding bells in your future with poor little Lina, but I suppose it can't hurt to try! You would think that after so many months of this she would be a bit more cooperative.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

My sweet lady has not dumped me! But she is ignoring my questions and is sliding back into one of her hormonal funks. This is so sad considering her birthday is coming.

My dear, I am afraid that soon I will have problems...
please give the exact dates when you will help me with the money
differently they will close the visa...
the best way if you can do it this week...
I spent already more than 1500$ for coming but you dont care about it...
this is so sad to me...
Please don't give me heartbreak for my birthday (1 of October if you remember)..........

Her emphasis on her birthday is surprising since the forest ranger has been after her to send details to him so he can plan a memorable celebration. It must be her language barrier which prevents her from understanding his inquiries........Nevertheless, he perseveres and writes much without saying anything.

Sweetie:

I asked you the other day what your favourite flowers are and what your favourite colour is. I have not heard back on these matters. I need to know to make your birthday celebration something you will never forget!

Did you see my last note where I shared my wonderful news? We can fly for free! So cheer up sweetie, turn that frown upside down.......not only do we get be together for your birthday, but we can do it for free using my rewards program. I sent details to you, did you not see them?

On the excitement metre here I am 10 out of 10 in anticipation of being with you. I think I need a cold shower.

How are your parents today? I hope they are excited for you too!

The ranger is planning to reimburse her personally on her birthday.....

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

The first thing I do for my beautiful lady once we are together is get her eyes tested. It's like she cannot read! I wrote her tales of love, asking questions....asking after her parents. And you writes back with 7 words.

when you will help me to come?

I wanted so much to address her sentence and its double entendre, but steadfastly stayed on my own script.

Sweetie, did you not read my letter with all the details!??? Please go back and read it.......all the information is there! You are so silly at times!!! I love your silliness, it makes me feel so happy to know my beautiful Iryna is teasing me! You will see our travel plans are free of cost.
What is your favourite colour and favourite flower? I am preparing for your birthday here and need to know!!! I am also making you a wholesome and special romantic dinner to celebrate our meeting and the beginning of our life together. Do you like Shepherd's Pie?

xoxoxo
Joseph

The ranger is well known at community dinners for his homemade Shepherd's Pie, so he cannot imagine any woman not wanting to chow down for a romantic dinner with him.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Wow......back to those mood swings! Our last message was 7 words and now we are reduced to 4. Yikes. She must have some temper about her! So, what better way to love her than by offering up soothing words and being smarmy.

answer my question first

She never did answer me about the Shepherd's Pie. But the ranger just keeps smiling and unfazed by her....though deep down she is hurting his feelings.

Sweetie:

I realise the stress and strain are getting to you and that these conditions are becoming unbearable to your nerves. I am here to soothe your worries and ease your anxiety. I believe we are meant to be together! So when you write to me all upset and speaking to me abruptly, it hurts my feelings. I will put that aside for now though and focus on helping you.

Did you not read my message where the solution is at hand? Please tell me you have!? Did you not see that this travel will not cost you? That I have managed to cover it all? Further, any out of pocket expenses you have covered to date will be paid for by me when we meet! I will hand you money in person sweetie. Please tell me you read my letter! Surely you know this already since I've written to you about it!!!

Now that we have resolved this and are moving forward with renewed vigour, what is your favourite colour? What is your favourite flower? I"m planning a surprise for your birthday sweetie and need to know.

Hugs and kisses to you!

joseph

The ranger might try something new next time......writing in Russian for her to show how well his foreign language classes are paying off.