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** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 16 Sep 2018 Posts: 5

They sent me another mail - I was just innocently getting on with my post eater life and it turned up in my work mail box. Round two!

How has everyone been? Who remembers me? Have any rules changed? Klas?

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 16 Sep 2018 Posts: 5

If someone wants to help me get hold of my old account it would be super appreciated - thanks (Battery)

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 16 Sep 2018 Posts: 5

(Mascot goat trainer)

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:37 pm

Welcome back.

I’m sure there have been many changes since your last visit although Lads are still Lads. Most of the Stickies have been updated since I first joined so there is probably a good read or three waiting for you.

OP

PS – Help is on the way regarding the restoration of your old profile but you knew that eh?

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 16 Sep 2018 Posts: 5

Well it would be noble to say the account matters less than the actions it aspires to perform, I’m still the same old baiter - and so on and so forth

However when it comes to retaining the title of Mascot Goat Trainer, vanity as always prevails. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:35 pm

Ok I’m really back now...

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:10 pm

Welcome back fellow old timer! We joined the same month and year. Good to see you back. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:58 pm

Welcome back!

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:21 am

Wow, another blast from the past -welcome back Smile

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:05 am

It’s good to see you all again. Currently I only have this one lad in tow who is wholly responsible for my reentry.

Little does he know of the cloud he has summoned over the scamming community. Bleak times ahead for 419ers everywhere. I’d almost forgot they existed. I had assumed that the world had become savvy enough to spot them but I guess they are still poking away at an unsuspecting niche.

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:24 am

Yep. Lads are still out there, but so are we. Welcome back! I'd recommend looking around the forums and Greatest Hits a bit to see what fun you've missed; considering as your last post was from 2010, there's 8 years of lad pain for you to catch up on. Also, I notice they took your title away from you. Sad

I am mildly envious of your ponies. Shh... don't let the mods know; the last time I mentioned anything about sig icons a flying monkey laid its gross egg in my signature before disappearing into thin air.

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:43 am

I guess the gods don’t take kindly to eight years of slacking off.

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:33 pm

MrMystery314 wrote:

Also, I notice they took your title away from you. Sad

Custom titles are one of the features of premium membership.

Rover wrote:

What do I get with a Premium Membership?
Quite a few things:

Some web space to host images for the forum or for a small baiting website.
[A nice shiny colour on your username.
Access to the Premium Members VIP Lounge here on 419Eater
Your PM-boxes will grow from 50 messages max to 100 messages max.
Access to several modalities not available to regular members.
Ability to request your own rank / title. (What the mods give you may be something totally different though Smile)
An area where baits may be temporarily moved, away from the snooping eyes of lads.
A warm and fuzzy feeling on the inside for helping us out

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:57 pm

I think I remember that actually,

I requested something like “Amazing super-balls Casanova sex grenade”

I didn’t get it.

Guess it’s time to rummage around in my pocket lint again. I’m hoping for “Supreme Benevolent Vizier” this time round.

(Pro-tip for admins, proximity to the above preferred title will be directly linked to the frequency and magnitude of subsequent donations.)

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:57 pm

Don't forget.... you can pay as much as you want, but never get what they promised you Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:14 am

And don't forget, some of us who have premium memberships don't even get any titles at all! I blame Linoline.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:52 am

What icon do we get for sending an Admin on a safari to pick up a donation? That’s what I want to know.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:57 am

^^^

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:01 am

I said. Admin, not moderator. Moderators are cool.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:17 am

Quote:

And don't forget, some of us who have premium memberships don't even get any titles at all! I blame Linoline.

What did I do?

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:38 pm

battery wrote:

Moderators are cool.

We constantly remind Juan, Ghost, and Rover of how uncool they are. The three believe they are hot. That's subjective.

But, they'll probably still give you a Thumbs down

icon if you think of safariing them. They're too attached to their lounge chairs to actually move.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:16 pm

Quote:

What did I do?

Nothing.

You were just the first user I thought of, and I am afraid of the mods too much to mention their names in this context. Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:37 pm

Ahw, so sweet that you think of me, especially in this context. I'm humbled,

Mods, I think a nice title for mr. Mystery would be "backstabbing monk" or something of the likes Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

I remember you! vaguely

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:40 pm

Good enough