Vlad love....again

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I know many people find Vlads annoying and too scripted. I've been having fun with one who has fallen for my forest ranger character and is about to come to Canada to be with me. She is a "modern girl" and he is old fashioned and chivalrous. Now that she wants money wired to her, he has become energised with a new solution.

Hello darling!
I clearly understand you. You are right! But I am asking for your understanding too. I am afraid that if I do not pay in 10 days and do not settle for visa I’ll have problems with visa in the future.

If this must be done within the span of a few days I best get busy booking
a flight to you. Which city is best for me to fly to? Also, I found the embassy website and can contact them directly. I just need the name of the person you are dealing with and I can hopefully make all this worry for you go away.
We will make this happen sweetie!

Please send it from the the nearest RIA or WU or MG agent for you.
or you can check it online

Did you not read my last message? I am planning to come to you and pay
directly but you didn't answer my travel questions. Please help me to
help you!

I want to meet you very much and I know that you want to meet me too. I want to take care of you and to warn you that it is not safety for
foreigners to come to Ukraine. There are a lot of thieves in our country
and they can steal your money or passport, it is really not very safety
here. Your arrival to Ukraine will cost more if you come first and then we
leave together to your country. I don’t think that it is necessary to spend
such a big sum of money for trip. It’ll be easier if I come straight to
you. Everything is ready from my side and I am ready to come to you. As
soon as you can pay we shall meet and have the possibility to see one
another in real life, to kiss and to feel ourselves together.

I appreciate your concern for my safety, your caring for me in so many ways such as this are what draw to me to your side in pure adoration. This love goes well beyond your pictures! The inner beauty you have, the magnitude of your compassion, those are the things that make a relationship like ours work.
Your warning is well noted but is also making me all the more convinced that I need to be at your side and escort you out of that place in the safety of my arms. If it is unsafe for me, then it is doubly unsafe for a beautiful young lady as yourself.
This is my duty as a chivalrous boyfriend! I will be there and take care of this financial situation on your behalf. Send me details of which airport to fly to and where I'll be staying and we will go together to the embassy and get this done!
Don't you even give a second thought to the associated costs here. This is
not a loan. It is not a gift.......it is an investment in our future. It is a symbol of my love for you. In my eyes sweetie, you are worth every dollar I'm going to pay for this!

I must receive the visa first.. It's not easy and not fast...Please help me...

Sweetie, I don't understand. I can fly there and pay this off for you! Then you will have a visa and we are together! It is a "win-win" situation! I know I'm old fashioned and believe a man should come to his lady and court her! I know that is what you love about me! In spite of this "modern" world with all its pitfalls, that there is someone out there for you who will take care of things, who will ease your worries, who will protect you from those thieves and security issues. I cannot stand by and allow you to wallow in that environment. I am a man of action and your worries are my worries! Help is on the way sweetie.
I know you don't want to burden me but it is my pleasure to be such an indispensable part of your life right now. It might sound silly to you, but taking this decision has invigorated me! I feel alive! I feel loved and appreciated since you came to me and now I am proving my worth!

I can only imagine the frustration at the other end for the Vlad when he sees that this poor Canadian forest ranger is truly smitten with Iryna and is determined to visit. Soon, the ranger will be pushing harder for contacts at the embassy etc. For now.....it's just fun frustrating the hell out of a vlad.

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The vlad completely ignores sending travel details for the ranger to fly to her of course, and keeps the focus on sending money instead.

I can’t stop thinking about our future meeting! It makes me very happy!
Now I am starting to gather all the documents for visa.
I’ll try to gather them as fast as possible.
I hope I’ll prepare everything in a week or a little bit more.
Please tell me when you are able to help me with the money for that.

Smitten with love however, the ranger thinks only of rescuing her from her dilemma in person.

Yes, keep gathering all the papers together so that everything is ready for
my arrival. I feel so "gentlemanly" helping you, and even more so knowing
I will be doing it in person with you and I standing side by side! It
won't be long! Then those wonderful 3 months will ours to share, just like
you said. This dream is becoming true at such a fast pace.
Imagine it Iryna, when our lives are not bound within the bureaucracy of
gov't regulations! My mind soars at the future we have. I do believe that
someday in the not too distant future, we will look back on this event and
realise that this is the time we realised how indispensable we have become
to each other. This is our baptism of fire in our journey together.

My words flow as my excitement builds. If I can get the travel details
from you I can help even sooner. Don't hesitate to ask for anything!

She ignores all his words and sends two lines today

have a good weekend!!
do you miss me a little?...

The forest ranger of course is still smitten and keeps the focus on helping her out in person, even if she refuses to acknowledge his kind offer.

Iryna, I miss you a lot! I am looking forward to seeing you in your home country and then bringing you here with me. It's a dream which is quickly coming true for us!

Hugs and kisses to my special friend!

Her 10 day window to fix all these visa problems has long since expired, so it's good to know that the Ukrainian authorities are flexible and allowing her more time to get the money together.

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After a rather silent weekend, the vlad is back, tugging at heartstrings and ignoring everything I say.

I am already did big step for our meet, because I really feel
chemistry in our "virtual relations", and I know that we will have serious relation's in real life.
I know that this sounds silly, but I really feel so, I am just lonely not young woman who wants to have a person like you, as friend and husband. If you do not feel the same, forgive me please.
we have only week to finish all arrangements..
That is why I ask you to send me 500 US dollars for visa and all docs.

The gallant Canadian man, smitten as he is can think of nothing except helping her in person.

It is always a joy to receive your messages, they brighten my mornings
while I have my coffee. Soon I can look across a breakfast table and see
you in person and smile more intently. Maybe even leer? So I rec'd your
message and I am trying to get all the information put together at this
end to fly to you and assist you in person. I worry about all those crooks
and thieves you say are wandering the streets in anger and desperation. I
must come and escort you to safety. Which city should I fly to ? I will
bring money and you and I will go to the embassy and fix this together!
October 1st will be wonderful day!

For whatever reason, the vlad ignores her lovers pleas to help her in person and reiterates money must be sent quickly.

Now I am ready for family and want to have a husband who will be a good friend of mine.
I don't want to hurt your feelings if your feelings are different.
There is only one week for preparations.
As you have a sharp mind you understand that I'm telling you truth, I hope you believe me.
I need 500 USD to prepare all documents and to get visa on my passport.
I will be very thankful if you can help me some more money for meals and additional expenses.

Now that she is upping the amount and urging him to action, he is even more determined to ignore her plea for wiring money and keeps on trying to find out how to get to her in person.

sweetie I have waited for your reply since I want to help you so much. I am ready and willing to come to you and escort you out of the places where you wrote to me that there is nothing but crime! We will fix your visa problems together! I just need that airport location to fly to and the name at the embassy to contact. This is too big a problem for you alone......we are in it together. I rise every morning thinking of you and how much richer my life will be once we are together!
The extra money you wanted is not a problem. Stay strong!

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After several scripted messages telling me I don't understand the corrupt bureaucracy in the Ukraine, my vlad changed tactics today. She is praying for me because I'm apparently feeling blue.

My dearest man!
I feel with my heart that you are having blue mood now.
I'll go to the church today and pray for you and me.
I'll pray for your health and a good soul.
Don't forget that I'm thinking of you every moment of my life.
Honey, you've wrote that I can count on you. That is why I am asking you to
help with money for visa.
The best time to start the procedure of getting visa is this week.
Would you help me???

My character has clearly been touched by her concern but has misinterpreted her worries and is sorry she is the one feeling blue. Her reiterates his offer of assistance and for whatever reason, has clearly ignored her pleas to wire her the money, he keeps offering to bring it in person.

Dearest Iryna:

I received your letter and am so sorry you seem to be feeling blue. I hope it's not over worrying about me! I am fine, but appreciate your prayers on my behalf.

Of course you can count on me! My love for you is as deep, if not deeper than yours for me! We are meant to be together. The Visa matters you have mentioned in passing are of great concern to me. I truly believe that this is a test of our bond, one which we must resolve together. We cannot fix it with you there and me here! Therefore, I will come to you and bring all the resources needed so we can address this matter together! Hand in hand we will walk into that office and show the world the power of love!

Send me details on where to fly to so we can be together. Also, please send me the address of the visa office and your contact person details there so I can be prepared to fight this bureaucracy. Please forward the amount of money needed too, so I can draw up a budget accordingly. Don't forget to factor in things like some new clothes for yourself! You deserve some frills and such after this traumatic experience is concluded. Don't ever be afraid to ask for my help......that's what I'm here for!

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My goodness this vlad needs to expand his script! After offering, again, to do the honourable thing and come attend to this in person, the vlad sends the same message word for word from 2 wks ago.

I want to meet you very much and I know that you want to meet me too. I want to take care of you and to warn you that it is not safety for foreigners to come to Ukraine. There are a lot of thieves in our country and they can steal your money or passport, it is really not very safety here. Your arrival to Ukraine will cost more if you come first and then we leave together to your country. I don’t think that it is necessary to spend such a big sum of money for trip. It’ll be easier if I come straight to you. Everything is ready from my side and I am ready to come to you. As soon as you can pay we shall meet and have the possibility to see one another in real life, to kiss and to feel ourselves together.

Our hero is still as gallant as ever and thinks nothing of putting himself in danger to rescue his sweetheart from the crime and filth of the Ukraine. Such offers got her off script before, hopefully it will work again

Iryna.......I am not worried for safety. I am a big man. Just hold tight, send me details as asked for before, and I will get you away from the crime ridden streets of the Ukraine. Once here you can relax and enjoy life again without that worry looming over your pretty little head.
I know you worry about me, but I would not be the man I am if I didn't put your safety first. You can thank me later sweetheart, the important thing is we are working together to fix all this. We are a team!

I think it is time for a trophy from my bride to be. Hopefully her camera is still working............

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Wow, got the vlad off script here, but very abrupt and nasty. No good morning sweetheart......just a few words and one has been screamed at me in capitals. Beneath the sweet smile in her pictures, lurks a whole other person.

do you EVER read my first letters????

The love struck forest ranger continues to work on moving forward He is big on "working together". She seems to not want his help.

Sweetie

I read, and re-read all your notes and sense the frustration at our distance. Do you read mine where I am trying hard to close that distance? Please, I know you are upset with all the "red tape" here but let's work together!

You continually ignore my offers of help.

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So, my vlad is really getting impatient, the notes more abrupt and less filled with syrupy sweet proclamations of love. After telling her I will be there once she sends me details for travel, I rec'd this, a mere 10 words. No salutation, no signing it with love. Nothing.

give me the exact date when you will help me.

Then a bit later she sends me a one word message with a little trophy picture for her hero!

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So our hero is so overcome with excitement he reiterates his pledge to help

I can help you as soon as I know where book my flight to. I have told you that I will fly there with money and fix all this and your visa will be procured. You worry about my safety and I love you for that, you always put others ahead of you. This is time for a man to take charge and show his lady that he is a true chivalrous gentleman. So, give me the name of the proper airport, the contacts at the embassy or consulate and copies of your paperwork to date, and together we will sort this out.
The money is not the issue, the issue is getting there. So when you ask exactly when I'm coming, it depends on how soon I get the proper information. Don't let bureaucracy keep us apart! This is destiny!

Your sweet smile has re-invigorated me to go full bore, all out, give 110% and all those neat but useless phrases to get this done. I have checked out flights and such to get to you. I will be there soon. Sit tight, don't panic and don't worry.......your future, our future is in my hands!

The fact that he is checking out flights but has no idea where he is going is just proof of how head over heels in love he is. No rational thought now.

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So, back on script she goes......this is becoming a familiar response by now.

I must receive the visa first.. It's not easy and not fast...Please help me...

When I told her I'd be there as soon as possible, she replied (again) with script.

I want to meet you very much and I know that you want to meet me too. I want to take care of you and to warn you that it is not safety for foreigners to come to Ukraine. There are a lot of thieves in our country and they can steal your money or passport, it is really not very safety here. Your arrival to Ukraine will cost more if you come first and then we leave together to your country. I don’t think that it is necessary to spend such a big sum of money for trip. It’ll be easier if I come straight to you. Everything is ready from my side and I am ready to come to you. As soon as you can pay we shall meet and have the possibility to see one another in real life, to kiss and to feel ourselves together.

So, the lonely forest ranger has let his verbose nature take over and his words of love to soar with rubbish as follows.

Sweetie:

I sense the longing to be with me and the frustration at the gov't and it's policies denying you what is rightfully yours! This visa has become a mill stone around our necks hasn't it? The solution is at hand though sweetie. I am coming to you as soon as we determine where I'm going and when would be convenient.

I have even researched clothing and such to wear while there so I blend in to the crowds so no one will know I'm a rich westerner with money. In this disguise we will get to the visa office and make good on what has become a larger than life issue.

I know, you are so used to Ukrainian men treating you so poorly you are not used to a man treating you as his queen. Get used to it honey! We are in this for the long haul and we are in it together. If me making a fuss over you and putting your needs first is a shock to your system, well, it should be a pleasant shock. Nothing is too good for Iryna!

Your love has lifted me out of the depths of romantic despair and elevated my heart to heights not even dreamed of before. I have thrown caution to the wind and am more convinced than ever that our destiny is laying before us. This is opportunity knocking on our door......let's open that door together.

I know you have been hurt by others. I cannot change that. I can change your future and that begins with us together at the embassy. You are my queen.

Since her script is apparently limited as is her patience by now I would imagine, I can't see this playing out much longer. Not only is the 10 day window to process this long gone, sooner of later they'll clue in this is all an act.....won't they?

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:12 pm

Bwahahahah
I love it when they squirm when you tell them you are coming

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The ranger's proclamations of love have inspired the vlad to go distinctly off script with an equal amount of BS. However, yesterday she said the granting of a visa was "not easy and not fast" Today she says it can be done easily and in a short period of time! Mind you, she still needs help to make it all happen......

You are too far from me but I feel you close in my mind and in my heart.
I am thinking of you all the time.
If you are not close to me that doesn't mean that we are not together!
We are like twin souls. I'll do my best and solve all the problems to be with you.
I always want to kiss you.
I want to discontinue our nights without each other and to feel our jointed love!
I need your help in being together!
Now I am able to get visa easily and in short period of time we'll have many
holidays one by one and a lot of people start to fly to your country...

The ranger sends his offer of assistance once again. He is a bundle of nervous energy, just waiting for the signal to start.

There is nothing I won't do for you sweetie! I am glad we are working together on this. Send me the name of the nearest airport and I will flight as though on the wings of an angel to your side. Don't worry about me, just focus on this government paperwork. Update me. Tell me every detail. I can help........I just need help directing this energy!!! You are my special angel, send from paradise! The Lord smiled down on me and sent an angel to love!

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:10 pm

Quote:

.... to feel our jointed love!

Be careful old fella, she's obviously an acrobat and you don't want to put your back out Shocked

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True, I'm not as young as I once was.
Wondering if this love struck ranger might clue in that when she says Visa, she means a credit card and he's been wrong all along......might be good to vary the script.

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After a day of silence (frustration?), the vlad is back in touch, completely ignoring my previous message and back on script albeit re-worded.

I've got very unpleasant information.
I have to pay for visa next week otherwise my candidature for visa will be put at the end month of 2019...
A lot of people start to go on travels this time. Holidays is coming..
I hope you understand my desire to be close to you and to see you most of all in my life.
As soon as you transfer me the money I'll make all the documents for visa at once.

The starry eyed forest ranger has offered to be there once again. Apparently there are only 7 days left even though the 10 day window ran out weeks ago. Hopefully the phrase "open wallet" catches her eye.

Sweetie

I long to be near you too! I don't want to wait. Your news is sad but not insurmountable! I have applied to be able to leave work on short notice so that I can be ready to fly to you with open arms and an open wallet! Send me the details of where I can meet you there so I can arrange a flight! Also, the contact details of the embassy and your reference number, and I will help resolve this.
I contacted my member of parliament for our federal gov't and with proper information I am hoping to expedite this for you!
Stay Strong! Iryna Strong!

Help me to help you.

Hopefully enlisting a member of the federal legislature will speed things up and ensure this budding romance will blossom.

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Back on script we go with the same message.

I must receive the visa first.. It's not easy and not fast...Please help me...

The ranger is not deterred though as he decides it's time to meet the parents.

Sweetheart!

That is why I'm coming to help! You say it's not easy or fast....that is by yourself, but if I am there it will speed up the process. I will bring financial resources to bear on this (bribe money if necessary) and this visa matter will just be a memory.
So here is what I need you to do sweetie. Let me know which airport I can fly to to meet you. Let me know the contact at the embassy you are dealing with and their contact information. Send me the paperwork/documents you have to date so I can bring myself up to speed. Who is your local gov't representative? I will have my member of the legislature contact them to see if we can facilitate a speeding up of this process. This will all work out.......stay strong "Iryna Strong"

Don't worry about the costs here sweetie.......I am covering it all. There is one thing I would like and that is to meet your parents and let them see I am a good man and worthy of their daughter. I know it's old fashioned but I want badly to do this as much for them as for me. You are too precious to just not be treated like a Queen. Queen Iryna!

What a joyous day it will be when we meet. You have taken this anguished heart and given hope!

I imagine she will ignore my questions again but if business was good with other victims she would have dropped me long ago.

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Saturday arrives with no updates on her visa paperwork, just a forlorn message from my beautiful vlad.

have a good weekend!

we will never be together?..

The thick headed forest ranger continues seek details for helping her. It's almost as though she would rather him just send money than show up in person.

Iryna:

I get today off and must work tomorrow. I am thinking of you and hoping you are okay. I need you to send me the information I asked for so I can help you. I can get this all fixed when you start helping me. I know you are proud and want to do this yourself. I admire that about you. You are so pretty, so proud and a bit stubborn! That makes you so adorable. There are times however to allow others to help, and this is one of those times.
And a warning.........get used to me helping and to loving you. Get used to be treated like a queen. Get used to be on a pedestal. You deserve nothing less from this love struck Canadian!
We both live in areas where winters can be long and cold. Somehow, I just know this winter won't be that way with you by my side.

Send the info I asked for and future starts today!

xoxo
joseph

Her lack of assistance in this matter is noted by the ranger but he continues beating his head against the proverbial brick wall. Soon his local politician will be sending messages to him to forward to her. This might even become an international love story.

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A day of silence from the vlad and now it's back on script albeit with new wording but same old message.

I don't want to push anyone. It's really best time to get visa easily now.
I am lack of money for visa and I need your help.
The validity period of visa is 3 months (I can prolong it with you without any problems)
I hope this is enough for us to know one another.
I wish you could help me with money for visa and all documents connected to.

The thick headed and soft hearted ranger stays on message too.

Iryna:

I will help you because I promised I will. I am arranging emergency leave from work so I can fly to Ukraine and sort this out with you. I will pay for this, so money is not an issue. I can meet your family while there, and then come here together. Please tell me which airport to come to and your contact info at the embassy and file reference number.

Right now the only thing holding us back is you sending the correct information to me. Put your fate in my gentle hands Iryna. Allow the milk of human kindness to wash over you my love! Stay strong, Iryna Strong!

joseph

Maybe for once she will finally let her guard down and open up her arms to welcome her new love?

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The ranger asked if sending money was easier, and of course, she replied right away.

I dont have a bank account account and it will take about 1 month to open it
Please send it from the the nearest RIA or WU or MG agent for you.

But after receiving that message he has had second thoughts since his local federal member of parliament has written to him with great news. Imagine having the power of the Canadian gov't behind you in matters of the heart! Gov't are known to move quickly and decisively of course, so it's great to have them on board.

Since you don't have a bank account I will proceed with our original plan which we discussed. I will come to you and bring the money. I have international banking so can either bring cash or withdraw while there! It will be easy.

The only question now is where to fly to to be with you, I need details.

Do you remember when I told you I contacted our federal gov't about this? I heard back and they usually talk and talk of course but I have copied the important part below.

" I will assist you as a member of my constituency. I will need information about your friend in the Ukraine first however. What is her complete name, and her file reference number with the Embassy, and copies of any paperwork she has filed to date. Once I have this in hand, I will contact our dept. of Foreign Affairs and see if we can expedite this process for you."

Iryna do you see that! The member of parliament here is going to help us!!! I know governments move slowly but we can now have the assistance of people in high places.

So send the information right away sweetie. I can't wait to hold you in my arms. I do believe God has heard our prayers.

joseph

If she doesn't run away at this point I guess I'll have to create a fake member of parliament. Just a back bench politician who is not a cabinet member and has little clout. But a sincere human who loves a good love story.

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This poor girl is just not hearing what her lover is saying. It must be the language difficulties. What else explains it?

I dont have a visa how I will fly??? are you kidding me?? you dont want to help

So he sends another useless pledge of assistance full of hype and little substance.

Sweetie:

Perhaps it is our language barrier which is preventing us from understanding each other? So I will explain this again and hopefully you will see my love is real and my intentions are honourable. I want to be with you!

* we want to be together and you need paperwork and money to process this to leave the country.
* I have money and am going to take a break from work and come to you with money for all associated expenses.
* my local politician is going to assist us getting the Canadian gov't to help speed things up for us.
* I will fly to you and together we will go to the visa office and sort out the paperwork and I will cover all the costs!
* You will see me and hug me and show me how appreciative you are of my problem solving skills
* your family will meet me and know I'm a good guy, and that will reassure them

I know you love me because I'm old fashioned and want to show you how gallant I can be. I know you are a modern woman and don't need "rescuing" but this is not about that, this is about two people who care deeply about each other and are being kept apart by bureaucracy and financial constraints. My solution addresses all these things and shows the world what we can do when we work together!!!

I cannot wait to hold you and look into your eyes and see them sparkling back at me. Just send me the airport I should fly to, and the case particulars and reference numbers of your file with the embassy so my gov't can begin their part in this and I can begin mine. Please don't cry with gratitude just yet sweetie! I know how sensitive you are and I love that. But in this big world with lots of bad things and some bad people, this is our chance to demonstrate some good can be done and that the power of good and love can triumph! We can get through this so long as we work together.

Stay Strong! Iryna Strong!

I'm sure this is not the answer she wants nor will she welcome the Canadian gov't getting involved. This is almost an epic love story like "Letter to Brezhnev" in the making........

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The vlad is getting more and more abrupt in her replies, as her language skills and frustration must be reaching the boiling point. No more "sweetheart" or "dear Joseph" from her now......just short point form messages of one sentence.

give me the exact date when you will help me.

The forest ranger is more verbose of course and is oblivious to her frustrations..........

Sweetie:

Once you send me the information I asked for I can give you the exact date and exact dollar figure too. We are so close to solving this matter!
Tell me again how much you need!

It's only a few days now sweetie!

joseph

Now, after weeks and weeks (this dates back to June) she finally in exasperation asks him what the heck he wants.

what info do you need?? I sent all. without money I cant start
nothing

Iryna:

My dear sweet girl. Let me explain this better. I wish I was there to wrap my arms around you and re-assure you in these trying times.

I need the name of the nearest airport to you so I can fly there as soon as possible to help in person.
I need details on your paperwork with the embassy. Your file reference number, your contact there, and the costs (rough idea, I have lots of money).

Also, I need the name of the elected local representative there which my local member can contact thru international gov't channels to help facilitate and expedite this paperwork. My member of parliament is anxious to assist me and with the power of the gov't behind us, our togetherness is assured.

You told me you started the paperwork but got stopped due to money issues. Those days are over now!

joseph

Since she has no paper trail to follow she will have no embassy contact or file reference. She won't want to get politicians involved. I'm guessing she will revert to tears soon and explain that things don't work that way there.....

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Yikes, hell hath no fury.........

why you have lied to me in this letter????
you told that you will help me and????

Our twitterpated ranger is taken aback by her venomous attack. Before he can can even ponder a reply, "bad cop Iryna" has become "good cop Iryna". She sends a second message hot on the heels of her raging accusation. Talk about mood swings.......

I can't stop waiting for our meeting with impatience.
I've felt this spark and understood that you are the one for me.
I hope when I get money from you for visa the moment of our meeting will be much closer!!!!
I love you my dear!
Hugs and kisses to you!!!

In an unprecedented turn of events, the loving forest ranger turns this around and instead of shouldering the blame, places it squarely back on her soft shoulders......where it rightfully belongs.

Iryna:

why you have lied to me in this letter????
you told that you will help me and????

I am struggling to understand the meaning of this letter you sent to me. I have not lied! I have promised to help and I will. YOU however have failed to give me the information to help you. I have asked repeatedly for the closest airport so can fly to you and help you in person. I have asked repeatedly for the name of your contact at the embassy and your file reference number. You have not sent anything to me to assist in helping you.

In desperation I contacted the Canadian gov't to assist and asked you for your local politician's name so my gov't representative can talk to yours. You have not provided that. I am trying to help here in so many ways, and on so many levels so that all this will be fixed soon. You have to help me with information so that I can help you!!!

Sweetie, I understand you are upset and that this weighs heavily on your mind. I need you to send the information asked for above then I can gather the money and fix all this. Accusing your lover of lying is a serious thing, esp. when you are doing nothing to help me fix this.

He hopes he has not upset her too much, they have come so far on this journey.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

sparky905 wrote:

Talk about mood swings.......

Better to find out now than later. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Yes, I'm sure mood swings get worse.......LOL

The ranger's confusion is baffling to her, but he persists in pedantically trying to sort thru everything.

Sweetheart:

I am confused here and need you to help me understand. You have said you
cannot get the visa processed without money, but you just wrote me and
told me it is ready and so are you. I'm getting mixed messages here and it
makes no sense.
If there are thieves in your country stealing money and passports, it could
be dangerous for you to be alone there, that is why I want to come and
escort you safely. Money is not a concern of mine, your safety is. Can
I bring a handgun into your country?

joseph

However, it's like she doesn't even read his messages or address his concerns.

I want to be with you.. but when?..

So he gently nudges her back to the method of helping.

Iryna......my dear silly girl. I keep telling you what I need from you so
I can help! I am ready to come to your country with money and fix all this!
When would be a good time?

I love you sweetie......your letters have made a lonely man feel alive
again. I hope your heart is still fluttering for me!

Tell me how to help.

So for something like the 6th time now, she replies word for word with the "it's too dangerous" theme. It's already pasted here a couple of times.
This is what frustrates so many of us with vlads!
The ranger is nothing if not patient...........

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:19 pm

I avoid them too but they can be fun....and this one is great. The first bait I ever did was a gal who sent beautiful pictures and wanted to be with me but just needed money for a plane ticket. After lots of back and forth I offered to use my miles to fly her to NYC. You know where it went from there. HA.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I never thought of airmiles for her plane ticket! Not sure visas work that way though. LOL
Tired of the same old message the ranger asks her bluntly:

I have seen that same message from you, word for word many times and it is making me think you are not reading my notes to you. Do I not mean anything to you? Can you not address my concerns?

I want to help you but you are not giving me the information I need to help you. This love struck forest ranger is dying to meet you. I want you to have all that you deserve and am determined to give it to you. But first we need this visa matter cleared up.

I need the name of the airport to come to. I need the case file reference at the embassy. My local politician is asking me for updates so they can help us negotiate thru any red tape.

You are worried about my security so I need to know if I can bring a hand gun to your country.

In true fashion when going off script and venturing into English her reply is short and not very sweet.

I need to pay it here by myself..

So, this besotted ranger is totally confused. The lady says it's not safe there, criminals roam the streets and yet she wants large sums of money for herself. Why risk it when she could have a man at her side?! It is almost ordained from above, he can give her the money personally, and then she can pay for it herself while he waits and watches. What a terrific way to start a journey together. Nothing says love more than keeping an eagle eye on your loved one who you fear is trying to steal from you!

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Our lonely forest ranger is either not making himself clear, or Iryna is avoiding answering. He sent a short, seemingly clear message yesterday.

No worries about the money. I will bring it to you! Then I can meet your family. Just tell me which airport to come to.

This morning he receives a lengthy paragraph, which says nothing about what he asked.

Everything is fine with me and in general my life is much better from the time of our meeting!!!
I appreciate your kindness to me and that you've asked me to visit you!!!
I desire that we can share our love:can touch each other:
I desire to spend nights and days with you!!!
I am eager to meet you, to sit next to you and touch you!
I have imagined our meeting in my mind:our first kiss:first touches:
Love you very much!!!

However frustrated he might get, he knows her sweet words always wear him down. So he reaffirms how she is changing his life in so many subtle but wonderful ways.

Sweetie:

I cannot wait to meet you either. Our first meeting shall be in your country, as it should be, since a man must travel to his lady, that is the chivalry in me surfacing again! Then after I have met your family and assured them I am a good man, you and I can come here and you can experience my country. Don't worry about the cost because this is not about dollars and cents, this is about two hearts beating as one! In our short acquaintance time, you have changed me in many ways. I now make sure I put the seat down on the toilet just so I'm in the habit for when you arrive. All these little things are being noticed by my family and friends who also noticed the flowers in the planters in front of the house. (who knew nasturtiums would spread so far? Or the cosmos would grow so tall?) You are transforming me! And I'm loving every minute of it.

So before we can make this dream come true, send me the information I need to come to you. I can put the money into your soft gentle hands and watch as our lives begin anew!

I'm guessing her next message will be one of concern for his safety in her country or that she must do it herself (with his money).