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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:45 pm |
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Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9 |
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:11 pm |
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked.
She said, "Because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Bill Ding
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 89
Location: Great White North
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Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:47 pm |
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Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak. |
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"My only concern is for you to keep the secret so that other people will not know what we are doing and may later implicate us out of enemity. This is a begging opportunity which I do not want to miss."
"...the beneficiary can be anybody,it is not mandatory for the beneficiary to be related to the deceased, it does not even matter if you are from different countries, religious or non religious..."
"Due to his wickedness and greediness he plan with high killers and killed my father and pretend that my father was killed by armed Rubber but he don't know that i know his secret."
"I have already made myself clear, and I am completely transparent to you." |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:53 pm |
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Here's a caption I saw on Pinterest:
Rugged jerkin for men made of leather. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:15 am |
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Q: Why are so many crows killed by lorries?
A: They can only shout Car Car as a warning. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:32 pm |
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"Have you ever seen Ray Charles' piano?"
"No. And neither has he." |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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wannab8
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2009
Posts: 117
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Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:07 pm |
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A guy walked in a bar....
Ouch. |
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Building my piggy farm!
(My first one. His name is Fred.) Mr. Thomas S. (Barr. Dike)
"I am waiting delay again is not encouraging" |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:40 pm |
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It's just been announced that the guy who invented spellcheck has died.
He's being buried next Monkey. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:17 pm |
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90 year old widower is sitting at the bar in his hotel in Vegas.
Very attractive young lady comes in and sits at the bar, so he goes up to her and says: “There is nothing that would make my old life more complete than spending the night with you.”
She responds: “We'll you're lucky, I'm one of the most sought after professionals in town and I can guarantee you the best night of your life for only $1,000.”
They go up to the old man's room and go at it for ½ hour after which she asks the old man “so was that the best night of your life or what?”
He flops back on the bed and replies “Well, I don't know...”
Surprised, she reaches into her bag and pulls out her best lingerie, they go at it for an hour this time before she asks again “so was that the best night of your life or what?”
He flops back on the bed and replies “Well, I don't know...”
Surprised again, she reaches into her bag and pulls out all of her lotions and toys and this time they go at it for 3 hours this time before they both flop back on the bed. She finally catches her breath and asks “so was that the best night of your life or what?”
He replies “Well, I don't know...how I'll ever get $1,000...” |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:03 am |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:29 am |
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I once dated a Native American girl named Three Horses, didn't last though, she was just Nag Nag Nag. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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