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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:51 am |
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Sir Carl Bryner
BENIN AND WALES  |
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The last word is mine.
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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:40 am |
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Another Lad doing well for himself.
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| I am Mr. Edgar Prosper , a representative of Exxon Mobil in London |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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partyworm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jul 2017
Posts: 1736
Location: Performing the necessary butchery
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Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:17 pm |
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One lad I am working on at the moment - Mr Tony Camp Man |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:57 pm |
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^Sounds like you'll have a gay old time, yabba-dabba-doo. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:24 pm |
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Dr George Clooney wants Cammy to write to John Fred, diplomat. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Deniden
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jul 2014
Posts: 235
Location: a village
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Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:25 pm |
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| MY NAME IS MR GENUINE DIPLOMATIC AGENT |
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I'm a gullible victim...
x9    - the King of Mankini (4yrs)
"If you are a clown go visit a circus, I am serious with what I proposed" - Ali Mohammed
"Please who allowed you access to the internet now, you should be in the mental home taking your prescription, go now" - Boo Richard
"Thunder fire you if you sto writing today,idiot" - Ms. Carman L. Lapointe
"lolz you so funny bro let stop all this shit...so you have the time to write me but you dont have the time to work with me u are a fool" - Jones Nuss |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:04 pm |
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I bet she's got some tall story to tell. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:30 am |
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Hmm, something smells fishy.
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Mr. Francis Gurry
Director Foreign Payment Reconciliation London UK |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:07 pm |
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The FRED LOAN INVESTMENT COMPANY
Holy shit on a shingle, is that all they could think up? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:21 am |
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A Benin WU/RIA collector: LIGHT OSSY
"He is not heavy, my brother!" |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:23 pm |
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DR. RAN DULF (The red nosed reindeer?)
ACCOUNT RECONCILIATION OFFICER
THE PRESIDENCY/CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:51 am |
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Sounds like someone my wife should have married. 
Mr. Nagy (Other names removed)
(Job tittle removed)
I hope when pronouced it sounds like naggy or I'm going to look a right old fool. And yes, I know technically she would not be my wife but Mr Nagy's wife but I hope most of you get where I was coming from.
Edited to avoid giving offence to the minimum amount of people whilst still trying to make the quip work.
P.S.
Sorry in advance to anyone named Nagy, but I feel the quip would loose any value whatsoever should I remove it. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:41 am |
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^The name doesn't look stupid to me (it's Tiberius Magnus in Hungarian). And it is his real name (not the lad's of course). |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Sun Sep 02, 2018 5:01 am |
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^Hmm, it just goes to show that every day really is a school day. When I posted my what would appear to be less than amusing quip I had no idea that Mr (name removed) was a real person or that they held the position of (job tittle removed) or even that the position was a real one. My foolish oversight just goes to reinforce that we should all take it upon ourselves to check, check and check again the things we are posting for fear of causing others offence. In the interests of harmoney I have edited my offending post to a level where I think my original quip still works but also deminishes the distress it has caused. I hope you, Mr (name removed) and I can now put my thoughtless faux pas behind us. Once again, please accept my apologies for any distress I may have caused.
Mr Dapper |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:39 am |
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^And it doesn't sound like that either. "Надь" in Russian is pretty close. The Hungarian digraph "gy" is a single letter whose sound does not exist in English. "ggy" is "gy"+"gy", except across a compound boundary or a hyphen, in which case "ggy" is "g"+"gy" and "gy"+"gy" is written "gygy". |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Sun Sep 02, 2018 7:09 am |
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Thanks for taking the time to explain all of that but it's wasted on somebody of my limited intelligence, all I see as an English speaker is a name that I would pronounce naggy. However, If your intention was to make me feel like a complete fool, then.....  |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:24 am |
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Apparently our Attorney General is licensed to practice in the UK, and perhaps elsewhere
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Best Regards
Barrister Jeff Sessions.
US Attorney General. |
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ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:08 pm |
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I just got a piggy from Dr. Janet Yellen Yellen. |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:24 pm |
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Jefferson Johnson, a Liberian orphan
What's next, I wonder? Washington Nixon? Cleveland Ford? Fillmore Clinton? Actually, scratch the last one... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:17 pm |
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I'll drink to that. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:05 am |
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My catcher got a message asking me to contact Ezechucks Solomon. I sent an ASEM and got the next message in the script (apparently he doesn't understand ASEMs). I googled "Ezechucks"; the first two hits are on anti-scam sites. No idea where he got the name. |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:38 pm |
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Has something to do with the Bank of America. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Starbuck5
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 617
Location: Hy Brasil
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Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:02 pm |
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Email account name: DHL CORIA
I think he was wanting 'DHL Courier' |
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My Sty x 564
- Steven Mnuchin
IF YOU EVER WRITE ME AGAIN I WILL CALL THE CORPS ON YOU, STAY AWAY FROM MY EMAILS - Mr. Paul Adams
You are some kind of schizophrenic i guess? - Richard Summers
REALLY BRO
AM NOT SLEEP YESTERDAY
TILL NOW AM VEX
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i told my mummy she not happy
------- Sammie
WE ARE WITH INTERPOL AND FBI /CIA BOTH SCOTLAND YARD POLICE THERE IN UK, WE FIND OUT IN OUR DATABASE THAT YOU ARE TAKING PEOPLE BANK ACCOUNT FOR FUNS OR A JOKE. WHAT DID YOU USED THOSE ACCOUNT YOU COLLECTED FROM ASIA USA AND AFRICA TO DO,??? WE NEED YOUR GOOD ANSWER BEFORE TAKING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU. - Some lad of mine on an alt acc. Investigations are on-going |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:47 pm |
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The name mentioned in the initial script (Richard Dell) and the name signed at the bottom (Glo Ellen) don't seem so strange. But the combination of name and address I got in the reply to the ASEM:
BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY AWARD PAYMENT OFFICE <[email protected]> |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:35 am |
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Well, this is spooky, with halloween so close. 
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| Mrs. Bettie Witcher |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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