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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Sun May 20, 2018 5:40 pm |
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You may have already seen this. I received the following in my catcher acct a while back. Not exactly a lad name but pulled me up short!
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Dear Sonofabitch Diplomat Couriers, fedex, UPS and DHL.
Attn: Benin/Nigeria/Ghana/Africa Central HQs of Fuckup Gang,
Why not: sonofabitch@fuckup.fedex.com?? |
Lad (?) then goes into a glorious rant about scamming African gangs, Benin lads liberally sprinkled with the f word and a dodgy reference to his wife's asshole at one point.
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The fraud Benin/African info were the old fashion cheating format, showing the huge fund going to transfer to me and asking for some poor charge fee as idiot as usual. I never get excite and greedy to be a millionaire. So if you are from true Bank or real CEO, I had rather get transferring of some fund direct to my Bank account first. If true, let do transfer just $10,000 by Western Union to my name, Thanayuth Panuraj, Thailand, for proof testing. Please do not continue if you cannot do it.
Best Regards,
Thanayuth Panuraj
Mobile: 668-58338668 (SMS, Line, Whatsapp)
Insurance Agent & Broker Services,
email: [email protected], [email protected];
My Airport : Suwannabhumi Airport or Donmuang Airport.
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I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
 I am a very proud mother!
 bred by Animal Farm Boars
🍆 courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Wed May 23, 2018 4:23 pm |
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^Good times! 
This one was sent in bright red, so it must be legit. 
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed May 30, 2018 9:47 pm |
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She's from Benin, or maybe from Kenya - it's not clear. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Thu May 31, 2018 1:41 pm |
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| I am Mr. Hazard Green, the new director ATM Head of Operation Bank of Africa |
And I'm Daisy Duke. |
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The last word is mine.
 A few   
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:02 am |
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Dr. Belly Frontier (PRD)
Public Relation Department
Poverty Eradication Society (PES)
EU EUROPEAN UNION
UNITED NATIONS |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:35 pm |
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No words.
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:47 am |
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| I am Barrister Benjamin Franklin based in Monrovia here in the capital of Liberia |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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srichards
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 Oct 2012
Posts: 1002
Location: South of the Border
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Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:45 pm |
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Mr. Andrew Bob
or
Mr. Bob Andrew
of Wells Fargo Bank
He can't seem to make up his mind. He uses these names interchangeably in his email signatures. He may just be dyslexic. My money is on just stupid. |
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Bubba Bird - Exacting revenge on Bad Laddies everywhere!
Sites Killed - x4  x2  x2
Bubba's BBQ Shak:
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"I AM TIRE OF ALL THIS! This is bullshit."
"This one is a fucking stress you are giving me here"
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:19 pm |
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Evidently, this lad is a Microsoft fan.
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Mon Jun 25, 2018 4:01 pm |
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Just found this one. There's so much to unpack!
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Dr. Belly Frontier (PRD)
Public Relation Department
Poverty Eradication Society (PES) |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:33 am |
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Neue Zürcher Zeitung is the Secretary for the HOLOCAUST CLAIMS PROCESSING CENTER.
His "name" means "The New Zurich Times." |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Birlic
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Oct 2016
Posts: 4933
Location: In the Chapel
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Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:20 am |
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^^^ LOL! |
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Let the lads come to me!
- A lot of & many ;  ; ;  ; 4x  ; 3x ;  ; 35x ; 🍰 ;
- My travel agency: Accra-Tamale; Akure-Kamba; Akure-Bohicon; Bamako-Siguiri; Banjul-Basse; Banjul-Dakar; Banjul-Karang; BeninCity-Lagos; BeninCity-Seme; Brikama-Basse; Brikama-Dakar; 2xBrikama-Karang; Brussels-Lausanne; Cotonou-Accra; Cotonou-Djougou; Idiroko-Aneho; 2xIdiroko-Cotonou; Idiroko-HillaCondji; Lagos-Abuja; Lagos-Bamako; Lagos-Bida; 7xLagos-Cotonou; Lagos-Lome; 2xLagos-Seme; Owerri-Abuja; Warri-Cotonou; |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jun 30, 2018 2:37 pm |
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| Receiver Name, God Mogan |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:26 pm |
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Sounds like a load of old Coblahs to me.
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Dear Friend,
I am contacting you base on recommendation and trust for a good business transaction. First let me introduce myself to you. My name is Mr. Jerry Coblah. I am a consultant to some local mining companies in Ghana. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:35 am |
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Doesn't he know he'll go blind.
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Mr. Wang Qin
Fund Transfer Officer
Hang Seng Bank Ltd,
[email protected]
Hong Kong |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:43 am |
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And this fellow certainly sounds like a fine upstanding dick.
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Yours faithfully,
Woody Woody
UN Representative of Federal Domestic Assistance (CFDA) |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:55 am |
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What?
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Dr.Mervat Said.
ATM Payment Department
ATM card International Plc.
Drect mail:[email protected] |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:04 am |
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Ken sounds like one successful Lad.
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Mr Rich Ken,
MAte are an independent auditor for World Bank / IMF on Foreign Banks
Debt Management Office
World Bank Auditors
COTONOU.
Republic Of Benin
Tel/Fax +22962489680 |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Deniden
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jul 2014
Posts: 235
Location: a village
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Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:55 pm |
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Yours Faithfully.
Mr. Thomas K. Montag,
Chief Operating Officer,
Bank of America , NY. USA. |
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INSPECTOR GOOD-LUCK FRIDAY.
INSPECTOR OF POLICE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA ABUJA (FCT). |
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I'm a gullible victim...
x9  - the King of Mankini (4yrs)
"If you are a clown go visit a circus, I am serious with what I proposed" - Ali Mohammed
"Please who allowed you access to the internet now, you should be in the mental home taking your prescription, go now" - Boo Richard
"Thunder fire you if you sto writing today,idiot" - Ms. Carman L. Lapointe
"lolz you so funny bro let stop all this shit...so you have the time to write me but you dont have the time to work with me u are a fool" - Jones Nuss |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:00 pm |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:36 am |
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here's a high-flyer.
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| Astronaut Naoko Yamazaki |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:21 am |
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Isn't this just Huberlee Jubbly.
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| I AM Diplomatic Agent Mr Huber Lee |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Lord
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Sep 2017
Posts: 1584
Location: In Tarantinoverse
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Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:08 am |
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Mr. James Butler,
Online Co-ordinator. |
I want him to be my personal butler |
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WELL THAT IS YOUR BUSINESS OLD FOOL GO AND ASK YOUR FUCKING STINKING OLD PUPSY MUGU GREEN BASTARD. - Mr David Mark
"I will fight with my last blood to make someone else the beneficiary of this fund. I never know you both are this stupid" UBA Bank fun with partyworm. |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:02 pm |
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The way this lad mixes cultures makes my eyes water.
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Rajeev Adrian
Chief Financial Officer,
Arab Banking Corporation, UK |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:25 am |
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Barrister Cephas Galley
He represents the CEPS, the GCAA, and the KIAA, though he's a POS who's NFG at his job. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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