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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue May 08, 2018 3:32 am |
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B8er wrote: |
Justcold wrote: |
I have a home-based CB unit |
Married to own sisters
Plays banjo
Fists fishes
"House" has wheels and an outside toilet
Mullet
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CB owner
Congratulations
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You might be surprised to know: there is more than one “JC” on this board that can play the banjo. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue May 08, 2018 4:00 am |
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^^^ What about the following?
Married to own sisters
Fists fishes
"House" has wheels and an outside toilet
Mullet
CB owner |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue May 08, 2018 4:08 am |
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Sadly, I fill none of the other requirements. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Tue May 08, 2018 6:48 am |
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^ You have to admit that jose_cuervo is a damn fine online name. Jose by itself is pretty cool and you make it even cooler.
I feel that our many members would be somewhat uncomfortable addressing me as Just. Mr. Just does not sound apropos outside of my mentees.
May we split the difference and ban B8er? You know when TSHTF, he will be crying and useless.
Much love,
JC |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed May 23, 2018 6:01 pm |
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I can wire a ( UK ) plug. Everything seems to come with it's own hardwired plug these days.
I can change a fuse in said plug.
I can use fuse wire in a fuse box, even though we got the house rewired and we've got one of those flip switch boxes now I still have the wire. ( they're useful for cleaning the wash bottle spouts for the windscreen )
I can remember Latin declensions.
I can correctly use the indicators ( blinkers? ) in my car. That's definitely a obsolete skill around here. As is obeying the speed limit. |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Wed May 23, 2018 9:26 pm |
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I can remember Latin declensions. |
That's not useless at all. Even helped me in a bait recently |
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boofles
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Jan 2010
Posts: 357
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Wed May 23, 2018 9:33 pm |
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I can do graphic design the old way...with scissors and glue paste ups, use rubylith for masking, stick-on registration mark stickers, use a letterpress (still have a couple sets of letter dies somewhere), snap it with a camera and use the negative to make it "digital" , etc, etc, etc.
All obsolete and useless now in the digital age, although I still have most of the old supplies, just because...well....no reason.
I can also do a Robin Leech imitation. |
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See Man
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2017
Posts: 81
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Mon May 28, 2018 11:40 am |
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I spent years repairing dot matrix and early (black only ) laser printers.
If I recall correctly the first one the company sold was diablo 630 emulation, had no graphic capabilities, could not easily be lifted by one person and cost around £10000. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:22 am |
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I once ran a sheep foot dirt roller, the company that I worked for put 7 miles of major highway thru the mountain, seriously!
I can also tell ya what everything is under the hood of a hotrod! |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:06 am |
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Justcold wrote: |
I have a home-based CB unit around here somewhere. |
Are you the Love Machine? |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:52 am |
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^ That song was close to patriotic to my friends and me.
Corona wrote: |
I can also tell ya what everything is under the hood of a hotrod! |
Doesn't surprise me at all. |
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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OrangeCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 13 Nov 2011
Posts: 660
Location: Making more brain bleach
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Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:36 am |
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I can clean a carburetor, use a Thomas Guide and make a call on a rotary dial phone. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:35 am |
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OrangeCat wrote: |
I can clean a carburetor |
May I take you out for a cocktail? please be a girl |
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OrangeCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 13 Nov 2011
Posts: 660
Location: Making more brain bleach
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Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:04 am |
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Removed unnecessary quote of previous post. Gone so long she forgets. - bw
I am indeed a girl |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:47 pm |
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Removed unnecessary quote 'cause I love him bw
I hope so OC. |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:19 am |
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Make a chinger from an autodialer and associated pieces to make free phone calls on a coin operated phone. |
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:19 am |
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No matter how drunk I am, I always get home. Its magic |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:40 pm |
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^ If the home is a jail cell. Sorta magic. |
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10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:56 pm |
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No, If the home is a jail cell. Sorta tragic |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:11 pm |
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^ Hush you ol' gar. |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:11 am |
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I'm a spring chicken compared to you guys. It's hilarious, but kind of tragic. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:18 am |
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MrMystery314 wrote: |
I'm a spring chicken. |
Enjoy your youth and health! The "good times" are NOW; for when you look back and ask yourself when they were. Enjoy now, whatever your now is. [serious] |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:46 am |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:35 am |
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I would have loved to see that.
Like Jungle Pam Hardy? |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:01 am |
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^ Here's your grape drink old man. Wait ...not the VD thread. |
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10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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