F*ck Darla (NSFW) Emma takes it to the Nth!

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:18 am

My pet has begun to bore me although I know he has potential (for a pansy):

Quote:

Daniboi: now I see you hate me why
You don't care anymore well,i have to tighten my belt .....
ANOTHER DAY
Darla: Hunny? What is wrong?
Daniboi: Am not happy here baby,
Darla: You are making me ever so much sad saying thaT I Hate you ok?
Daniboi: Fine don't be sad, you're okay...
You should have ask me why but you didn't but don't worry am okay,try and be strong OK.....
Darla: Hunny I did ask you why
Daniboi: You can hate me Darla but you like me the most, don't need to get angry just like am sorry whnever am hurt, i wont say it out again i apologize for my mistakes my benefactor
Am sorry am not just feeling OK here which to be with my love....
Where are you
Baby I want you to be happy OK..... Be happy
Darla: Am not angry just confuse
Daniboi: OK calm down OK,
Am happy now, and you
Darla: You aren’t making any sense Hunny
Daniboi: OK, want to tell you something
Darla: ok
Daniboi: I want to work for sometime to get money for my passport,
For me to get prepared to meet you
Darla: ok
Daniboi: That's what am after love....
s like your busy out there
Sweetheart, are you at wrk.....
Tell me where you're
Baby
Darla: Am at work ok?
Daniboi: owk love work well
Are you okay with what I said,
Or you have something to tell either
Darla: Yess
Daniboi: What's it my lady
What is it that you wanna tell me my lady sorry for my mistakes
Darla: Yes you disappinted me by not listening but that is ok. You need to make your own decisions
MORE LATER
Daniboi: Darla not like that, i will always listen to you and am sorry for that my lady i can't is beyond me.i still have believe in you, don't look at me that way.... Please or leave me alone.. What will be benefit of we stating from the beginning and can't be together at the end i need most always..... Pls
Darla are you still with me.....
TODAY ( I THINK)
Darla: Am here Hunny
Daniboi: Darla i will make it with that, and can't be without you
Darla: Awww
Daniboi: Baby trust me, Darla you've been with me all the while, there's nothing I can do without you baby you the way
I look up to you,
Your beautiful sexy pics is with me, i do take a look of you all day
Darla: You really mean it Hunny?
Daniboi: Yes I do my lady....
Any time I saw you smile am happy too
Baby you're a good person to me
Darla:Its nice to be nice to the nice
Daniboi: Hmm yeah, i haven't got the job yet
Darla: ok
Daniboi: I don't know how long it will takes to get to you.... Am not willing to lost cos it will be a painful thing to me
Darla: I have tried to explain how you could come here and be with me and Titlanta would pay all of your expenses but you wont lissen.
Daniboi: Gaining more from you is what matters
But you know i don't do this, they we surely say that I should do something just like football
My team mate player is now in England.....
With football he went
Darla: I don’t live in Unite Kingdom
Daniboi: I know baby
Darla: Hunny you are starting to sound all defeatish like those greasy hippies that moved in down the road. Soonyou’ll be playing alchemy crystal balls and blowing your floo-floober making noise, noise, noise
Hunny I need to go now ok?
Daniboi: Don't reason that way baby i still love you but i will ask you again do you love me my angel pls say it......
Coz a time will come you won't Talk to me again
Darla do you still want me or love me
Darla: Hunny you know I want you so quit acting like a girly man or I’ll get angry at you.
Daniboi: OK so what do you want me to am willing to be with you but. My passport to come baby
Darla: I’ve tried explaining it to you but then you simply say no and I am at work now. Maybe later.
Daniboi: OK Darla sincerely speaking, all you want is your company to bring me there, do you know what's my problem apart from stunt leave that aside, dancing, acting maybe dancing, and I will need a teacher to put me through
Will you do that for me,
Darla OK by you
LATER
Darla: I tried to get you started on that path Saturday but you decided against it.
Daniboi: OK
Then
You have done your part.....
Baby how is work going over there
You don't need to talk that way, am just a little bit scared things that's hv done for years
It has been long babe but their is nothing i can do .....
WAY LATER
Darla: Please don’t be afraid. You need to be strong
Daniboi: Dear alot people will be there watching me, training makes perfect,
Now my training has changed what am going to do is start watching musical videos or what...........
Darla: That is a good idea actually. Am proud of you Hunny
Daniboi: Alot of people out there better than me.......you know that
I will get step up evolution think you know that
Darla: I can help uncover your hidden talents
I need to get back to work now
Daniboi: Ok
I will send short video to you and see music
AND HE SENT ME A VIDEO OF PEOPLE DANCING
Am not good in twisting
WAY LATER
Darla: Hiya
NOTHING
My special man am off for my bath but your idea of practicing is most excellent
I’ve a theory which is mine that if you practice to this you’ll be supper
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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Well, OP, I'm not at all sure how Darla is managing to make out a word this not-so-likely lad is saying. Laughing

Gobbledygook springs to mind, bless the poor creature. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 11:01 pm

When Darla (or OP, perhaps?) is sober, the lads seem to get passed to Anita.

Quote:

Shogun: Hello dear
Anita: Heya
Shogun: Nice to meet you am Daniboi
Anita: Am Anita.
thx
Shogun: If I may say where are you from am from Africa....
I harm no one, i just want to be good Rolling Eyes

Anita: Atlanta
Shogun: Owk,thats nice how is Atlanta
So where did you do fr living
re you working or studying
See you Later dear
Anita: My work day is dun. I have 2 catch the bus!
Shogun: OK dear...
Where did you wrk
Where are you working
Anita: Titlanta.com

Yep. Titlanta went and got themselves a website.

Shogun: Wow love that, can you please tell me about Titlanta
What is it all about
Anita: I think the website wuld do a better job of telling u.
Shogun:
OK then.......
Shogun: Have a nice sleep
Anita: Thx, but am working now.
Shogun: OK how is your day going
Anita: Very gud and urs?
Shogun: Nice dear
Anita:
So what job did u want with Titlanta?
Shogun: Ani..... Baby Titlanta is nice..... But am a footballer, i see different things being done there. Like dancing rapping, the stunt men,
Which part are you baby
Anita: I AM NOT A BABY. I am 19.
Shogun: I know OK dear
Sorry
Anita: Then why wuld u just call me 1?
THAT
IS
MEAN!
Shogun: OK am sorry
Anita
But I prefer dancing
Anita: We hire dancers. Lots of them. 4 all the tours
And videos
Shogun: OK
Sorry to say which part are you
Anita: . I help with new employees.
Shogun: OK details
Anita: Huh?
Shogun: How do you help
Anita: What do u mean?
Shogun: Nvm ani... We talk bout that latter, Hop wrk is not stressful
Anita: It is not. I have many new applicants 2day.
Shogun: OK then,
Anita: Ok then what?
Shogun: Dancing am not too good in it
Anita: So ur trying 2 get a job and telling me ur not gud at it?
Shogun: Am switching from football but i will try to train for it befr i will take a step OK......
Anita: have u applied yet?
Anita: It was a yes or no ???
Shogun: To your company
Nop
Am busy then
Anita: Oh. If ur busy then u don't need a job.
Ok. Understood.
Shogun: Really
Anita: Plz speak simple. U hurted my brains with sum of the stuff ur not writing.
Shogun: Oh! OK ani...
So now i want to learn dancing, here in Nigeria... OK
I still love it whenever am playing football...
Anita: yeah. u keep saying that. But I don't play. And it has nothing 2 do with Titlanta.
Go play ur games I guess.
Shogun: Thank you

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 4:57 pm

MorganleFay wrote:

Gobbledygook springs to mind

He's tambamling.

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:57 am

More of the same but seriously (This is my serious face) it might just go somewhere:

Quote:

Shogun: Am watching it i like it
You give me time to practice and I will be sending it to........and see
OK i want to be atleast good on my own coz I know am going to be interview
Hello
Where have you been
Darla: Hiya
I have been working Hunny
Shogun: Ok dear
Darla: Am ever so glad you like the dance routine.
Shogun: I love the song, is it the dancers from your company that sing that song
Hv had of that song before
Darla: Some did get their start with our company before moving on to more bigger fame
Shogun: But never watch the video.... OK
Before
Darla: ok
Shogun: I just need to... Did you know step up dancin movie
Darla: Yess
Shogun: I will try and get one, i ever lik dancing befr but never put interest
Like i said am bout to join some breakers
But I need to see them first just to learn befr i come over
Atleast i will be good and come to your theory........
Over there I just want to get it right
Darla: Aww Hunny I know you’ll be great
Shogun: Hmm tell me, you just have the trust in me am happy even if i don't..... Thanks love
You dream of it
Darla: Yess
HE SENT SOME STRANGE EMOGIES
Shogun: Hmm seriously you sure
Darla: Yess
Shogun: OK OK, i trust you, that's my G.
That's why you keep telling me,about it they built up talent
I told one of my big uncle about it, he told me to continue,
He ask me,can i break dance I said not really, i told him i will train more fr it..... What did you say
Darla: Practice will make you prefect my sweats
Shogun: Yea my lady
Can you send me i like to see if you have anyshort video you took in your company while dancing
Darla: Hunny am a talent scout not as dancer
Shogun: OK dear
Scouting is your job
Send me another video
Darla: Hunny I will but first I need to see your dance moves. One step at a time ok?
When you do have some footage can you send it to my email my love?
Shogun: OK I will dear
Darla: You are going to be famous my special man. I just know it
Shogun: Owk dear I own you one
YESTERDAY
Darla: Hiya Hunny
Shogun: Yes dear
How was your night
Love
Darla: I had the most wonderful sleeps
Shogun: I had the most wonderful sleeps
Darla: At work. Whatcha doing?
Shogun: Yea,am,at the place where am seeking for job, tomorrow weekend am going to training, those dancer i have to see them one on one... Befr i join
Darla: ok
Shogun: Dear am trying but things seems to get hard
Darla: Aww
Shogun: Hmmm
Things are not easy here
Darla: The boss always talks about how it was tough growing up. He says it builds character
Shogun: OK then, i will try me best as soon as I got a job now things will Change fr good and I will get my stuff ready
Busy right
Hello
Hello dear
Talk to me, wanna put You through
Something
AFTER MY NAP
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: Some one sent me request, working in titlanta....
Did you give some one to....
I don't need to hide things from you, never
Darla: Who is it Hunny? I don’t really have time right now for an interpretive dance
Shogun: Some one
Ar you talking to me..
Darla: Some one?
What kind of name is that?
Shogun: Anita you her…
You know her
Hello
Darla: Of coarse she is our Admin Ass
Have a meeting backin a bit
Shogun: Right
LATERS
Dear
Am here honey
Darla: Hiya
ANOTHER DAY
Shogun: Hello over there
Sorry i slept off last night
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: Hello dear...
Darla: there your!!!
Shogun: Pardon
Don't get you
Darla: Hahaah. Meant their yu are
Shogun: Hey
Anything wrong
Owk
Darla: Not all Hunny
Shogun: Good where are you
Darla: At home. Just getting primed before going put for te evening
Shogun: Is dark here
Ok love
Where now
Where are you heading to
Darla: A new place that just opened. Letme find its name
Shogun: OK, is it a company
Darla: It must be German cause its called Herr Mit Krab
Shogun: Ok
Are you there
Darla: Not yet
Shogun: Ok dear

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:06 am

Yeah I haven't been updating this but I was Bizzay and he was boring me but he might (just might) become a proper pet soon enough:

Quote:

Shogun: has been a long time my lady we chat, i know you are very busy now work. So wrk well sweetheart
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: Hello dear
Darla: There you are
Shogun: how are you doing over there
Darla: Am good baby but have been worried about you
Shogun: Oh, dear Am good and you
I don't just see you online, how is your health
Cos i know you ve been so busy allday
Darla: Work has been busy
Have you been practicing your dance moves?
Shogun: Yea! Am still learning
Darla: Hunny I thought you were going to film yourself so that I could help to assess you
Shogun: Yes, but just the work stuff am processing. I need money baby
Darla: My sweats please try your best. Am trying to help
Shogun: OK my dear
I know you're, to help
Dear
Darla: Yess and I want you here with me so can you please try to send me something?
Shogun: You mean the video
Or what did you want me to send to you dear
Darla: The video Hunny. It would help a lot
Shogun: Alright, i got all what you said. Honey I need to get prepared to meet you.. That's why I need money love bear with me.... I will be back soon
Darla: ok
Shogun: will get the job soon and all will be alright, just a little bit patient with me 😘
AFTER A BIT
Hello
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: Where are you
Darla: At work
Shogun: OK you know i can't just put all my issue on you, to carry all my responsibilities,what am I a guy for, i have to carry some part even if you going to help me....
Darla: Yess but I need to direct you ok?
Shogun: Yea. Sure I met you there why not
But
Okay
you sound so harsh my G
Darla: Am just trying to lead you down the professional path my sweats
Shogun: i know, what you're trying to do,, i know you need me there.....
But I need to clear some Obstacles in front of me
OK let's leave it that way, since you don't get me...
Shogun: You keep snubbing me right
it's okay
DAYS LATER
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: Well am not surprised anyway what you did now, you've done it fr me befr....... you runaway Darla. I don't think you can still be talking to me #*you just left without saying anything...... Not angry but still Angry take care of yourself. Dan bye....
Darla: Um I went to Auntie Mary’s house for Eastern
Shogun: But you didn't tell
Darla: Yeah well now you know. It was an ever so nice time
Shogun: yeah, your choice and is your auntie
How is she doing
Darla: she is fine although she smells like the perfume samples in the Fingerhut catalogue.
When you get here are you going to try to stop me from seeing her????
Shogun: You back home, or where are you
Darla: I’m home tomorrow or maybe the next day
Best go for now Mr. Grumpy Pants
Shogun: OK but why dont you like seeing her
Darla: I DO like seeing her. YOU seem to have a problem with that!!!!!!
I have to shave her bunions now so I won’t be around
AND THEN HE SLOWLY CHATTED WITH HIMSELF
Shogun: Nop is good seeing her .she is your auntie.. I can't stop you from meeting her why did you say that
Since you are with her no big deal about ...
Like you're putting pressure on me,i might change my mind.....
Why
I don't have Problem with your auntie OK
Stay close to her cause she loves you...
TODAY
Shogun: hi love
Darla: there you is
Shogun: You know I don't suppose to reply you back cos,, when am chatting with you the other time you later keep ignoring me........ You said not even a word.
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: Where are you
Darla: Am at work Hunny
Shogun: Hmm well done, how is work going
Darla: Busy but enjoyable. Have you made any progress my sweats?
Shogun: What's that ,am Progessing
Darla: You are supposed to be practicing your moves for one and developing an image yet I’ve seen absolutely nothing from you
Shogun: can't give it out now i doing things on my own way
Ok
Darla: And I can’t keep a position open forever. I thought I had offered you a very good deal but if you are not interested I can find someone else Hunny
Shogun: K your wish, Hop there is another waiting for me
Darla: Good bye
Shogun: Good bye just like that
Well... No problem
Left to you, you have the power to do anything you like
Darla: You had me falling in love with you but you don’t seem to care
I LEFT HIM TO CHART WITH HIMSELF
Shogun: Hello i care for you baby not what you think dear..
Can i just put my expenses on you. Can you send me money... No i don't want you to see it as if am scamming you.....
Sweetie I need money.
I know you can't, but you need to wait
Wait are you angry
You don't need to cos good things don't come easy OK calm down sweetie
This what I hate you re saying nothing
Then I have to go now
Darla…
Hello talk something is going on there......
Then what do you want me to do Darla
I told you everything for God sake, you're giving me tough time try to understand demn
You seems not to reply me back
Darla what are you doing
Are you testing me or what
Darla we need to talk say something
Is Anita there with you
Say something for Christ sake
Ok baby, am sorry if i offended you, i don't have any else but you, i know you're mad at me but you don't need to i will get to you dear..... Just say a word
Darla your ignorance is too much, if you want then come to Africa pick me up
Darla what's wrong with you
HOURS LATER
Darla: Hurh? I was in meetings all day
Let me read back to see why you are being so rude
Shogun: You called me rude
How
now you will CM and pick me up in Nigeria, nothing will happen to you
Darla: Wow you were acting like a complete moron this afternoon. You Mr. Stupidey Head is the ignorant one!!!
Shogun: Wow, can you say that in front of me face to face can you
Answer
Darla: And I’m holding back after reading the garbage you wrote to me. No wonder Anita told me you were acting like a Dick head.
Shogun: I know you can't then i promise you all what you said i will surely open it to you from day one we started, I know you good in that.. You can me moron why
A BUNCH OF CRYING EMOGIES
Darla: Would Douche Canoe be more to your liking?
Shogun: I know you lady plan on me
I will give her back her special, am funny and jovial
Darla i knew you are together but no p that part of the test
Knew it will surely happen
Darla: WTF are you blathering aboot?
Shogun: the matter now is between you and I, I need to squeeze you down word... And i won't leave you
Where are you
I still love you
Darla: How much Skunk Weed does one have to smoke to write such gibberish???
Shogun: I have to be you already said you love bad guy,
I don't know, cos i don't weed
Am not bad till when you meet
Darla: I suggest you shut up and let me speak!
Shogun: Yes Ma
Am listening
Let me hear your voice honey
Darla: What part of Shut Up did you miss?????
Number one you have offended Anita who is not only a naïve churchy skank BUT Me. Mann she is part of the hiring committee.
Shogun: Don't know missing your body hop she's not with you
Don't worry I will fix it tell her am sorry am high OK
Darla: IF YOU DO NOT SHUT UP I WILL BLOCK YOU MUTTON HEAD
Shogun: You make me to do this Darla
Gotten to that extend no problem ok
Darla: Well since you are too stupid to lissen to a single thing ever then I have no choice. I’ve had more intelligent conversations when ordering food through the Clown’s mouth
Shogun: Thank you for your advice i appreciate continue
Darla: I HAVEN’T GIVEN YOU ANY FUCKING ADVICE BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
Now that I have your attention this can be fixed but only if you do exactly as I say!
UNDERSTOOD?????
SHOGUN SENT SOME EMOGIES
Shogun: Ok
Darla: First thing tomorrow you must apologize to Anita and ask her for a formal apology form
Shogun: Ok
Is that all
Darla: And then I will need evidence of some of your dance moves like you promised weeks ago
The Boss Mr. Jizzler is a nice nice man but he can also be impatient. He can fire you and me before you are ever hired.
Shogun: Why
Darla: Why? Because you have not done a single Fucking thing that you have promised to do that’s why!!!!
Shogun: Oh you shouldn't have tel anyone yet
Darla: Enough for tonight! I am tired and need my bath. When you have an update for me then I will be ready to lissen.
Shogun: I know
Not my fault I don't want anything to happen to you at work.....
Ok bye sleep well

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:31 am

Looks like that's just what the lad needed!! beating

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:35 pm

Oscarpiles sends all the good ones my way. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Shogun:
Ani what did you want me to do
I know you need me for something
Anita:
No. I don't need you. I thought you needed employment.
Shogun:
OK
See ya! we shall see again then it will be a surprise
Anita:
What will be a surprise? I do not understand what u r saying.
Shogun:
Lol you funny.... Hv lose my job and i should have prepare fr that but I need to get my self balance,
Anita:
What r u talking about. Plz explain.
How did u lose ur job when u haven't applied yet?
Shogun:
Am working here in Nigeria, the company run down, although i will get another job. So i can get prepared.... I need money to get some stuff for myself
I saw your message ,but can't reply that for now
Anita:
Saw what message?
Shogun:
Ani am not in a ace.......the time will come and tell it's self
I greet you how is work
Anita:
It is busy and u r not interested, so I must go. Enjoy ur day.
Tue 3:07pm
Shogun:
Hmm
See i can't promise you
Anita:
?
I wish u spake clearly.
Shogun:
I don't know why you re not getting me....
I told you that I can't promise, won't you let me get what I want befr i could focus.....
I need to get my self prepare OK
Shogun:
lady have a nice dream
8:00am
Anita:
Prepare self 4 what?
Shogun:
How was your night ani
Anita:
Ugh
Shogun:
Where are you now
You don't need to get angry with me,
Anita:
Work.
Not angry.
Shogun:
Let's just be friends with benefits
Anita:
What is that?
Shogun:
You can't do anything for me, just be friends
Anita:
What is a benefits friend?
Shogun:
Why are you asking me this
You should know but if you don't, then don't worry about it............

It seemed like a good time to be worried about it...

Anita:
I do not know and now I am worried.
Explain.
Why should I know what it means?
Shogun:
What are you worried for
You don't need to.....
Anita:
You said I shuld.
Shogun:
Friends i mean
Anita:
WHAT R BENEFICIAL FRIENDS LIKE U SAID? UR MAKING ME MAD NOW.
Shogun:
Why are you
Lol
Are you still at work
Anita:
DO NOT ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS UNTIL U ANSWER.
Shogun:
Befr i proceed your not alone
Anita:
There's no one in my office.
Shogun:
I know
Anita:
Then why did u say I was not alone?
NOW. THAT'S 2 QUESTIONS U MUST ANSWER.
Shogun:
You think am here kidding, i need to get my greencard that's why I need to work.....and get ready befr i can tell,
Anita:
ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS.
Shogun:
Are you Controlling me
Anita:
ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS.
Shogun:
You need to get it right now
Am just asking the way you reply lik you not alone, but since you are no problem ok
You seems to be stubborn
But calm temperature cool
Anita:
ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS.
Shogun:
Hmm why are you worried, are you scared
Anita:
ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS
Shogun:
Look around your office,hey your getting me angry
Anita:
ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS
Shogun:
Forget it
Nvm ok
Ani............. Don't get me wrong your chatting lol lik your not alone i guess send me your pic
Anita:
ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS.
Shogun:
Fuck what's wrong with you
Hv told you...
What i think
Ok
You don't need to get distracted ok
Am sorry. Anita
Anita:
ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS
Shogun:
What's that question you asked for
Anita:
SCROLL. THEN ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS OR I BLOCK YOU AS A TIME WASTER.
Shogun:
Ani, i won't beg you if you want to you can after all you not the only one am talking to what did you take me for your wish... You can block me if you like demn
Anita:
ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS
Shogun:
You're not alone ani, just saying, like someone is with you
Anita:
ANSWER THE TWO QUESTIONS.
Shogun:
Your trying to use this to get me do your wish afterall just only 30minuit pain that you block me, and i will forget about you
Anita:
<<Thumbs Up>>
Shogun:
You re killing me
Anita:
<<Thumbs Up>>
Shogun:
What do you mean
Anita:
<<Thumbs Up>>
Shogun:
Cool
You're making me to go bad over you, but am not that bad type
Anita:
ANSWER THE TWO QUESTIONS.
<<Thumbs Up>>
Shogun:
Am fuckin tired i need to go take my bath, or will you join me.......
Anita:
ANSWER THE TWO QUESTIONS.
Shogun:
Ani what you re asking for i don't have
Anita:
<<Thumbs Up>>
Shogun:
Yoo
Anita:
<<Thumbs Up>>
Shogun:
So where are you
Anita:
ANSWER THE TWO QUESTIONS.
Shogun:
Help me out
Anita:
ANSWER THE TWO QUESTIONS.
Shogun:
I love you that's all
Anita:
YUCK. NOW ANSWER THE TWO QUESTIONS.
Shogun:
Ani am fed up with you, you re fusing me to say what I don't want to
Anita:
ANSWER THE TWO QUESTIONS.

Now I forget what the two questions were...

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 2:39 pm

Quote:

Anita:
READY TO ANSWER THE TWO QUESTIONS?
Shogun:
I don't understand
Anita:
WHICH WORD?
Shogun:
What you ask me to answer
Anita:
You never answered the 2 questions yesterday.
Shogun:
I don't want to be harsh with you anymore.just talk am tired, and am sorry for yesterday, all what i said....... Ok am strong
Anita:
Not acceptable. For you, Pooch.
Shogun:
What did you want me to do
I said am sorry, Anita:
You can hate me for that
Anita:
I want u 2 answer the 2 questions. Then, formally apologize.
Shogun:
Put me through
Anita:
Huh?
Shogun:
Yes I don't have strength
Am weak
Anita:
2 weak 2 answer the 2 questions?
That's lameo
Shogun:
Whatever Dear You don't want to tell me what and what to do
Tell me now
Forget what you said am still strong
Anita:
I did tell u what 2 do. ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS.
WHICH WORD DO U NOT FOLLOW?
Shogun:
This is interview or what or what
Anita:
Ok. We're done here.
Shogun:
Let me know
You are not helping at all, so I don't get you now
Anita:
You had 1 simple thing 2 do and I can see ur not smart enuff 2 do it.
Shogun:
Thank you for your word and i hop you have pardon me
Anita:
Nope.
ANSWER THE 2 QUESTIONS.
Shogun:
You got it right am not smart
Anita:

Shogun:
Thanks
Anita:

Shogun:
Uwelcm dear
Anita:

Shogun:
Where are you
Anita:

Anita:
May I ask u sumthing?
Shogun:
Go ahead
Anita:
When r u going 2 answer the 2 questions?
Shogun:
I don't know, maybe some day
Anita:
Then don't bother me until then.
Gud bye.
Shogun:
You said am not smart and I accept
Yes Ma
Anita:

Shogun:
Take care of yourself hmmmm
Anita:

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:40 am

Poor lad, he's just looking for love in all the wrong places.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:18 pm

Quote:

Wed 8:05am
Anita:
Did u get smart yet?
Thu 8:36am
Anita:
?
Shogun:
Hi
Anita:
Are you healthy?
Shogun:
Hop no p ani
Anita:
English. If it's gud enuff 4 Jesus 2 write the Bible with, it shuld be gud enuff 4 u 2 write 2 me.
Shogun:
Lol Anita why what's it
Anita:
Why did u ask me 2 hop? I am sitting at my desk. I can no dance.
Shogun:
Anita pls don't get you well, you can't dance how talk to me
Hello
Anita:
R u ready 2 answer the 2 questions?
Shogun:
Send me your pic first
Anita:
Sorry. Doesn't work that way.
U have not answered the questions.
U have not apologized.
U get nothing until u fulffil those.
Shogun:
If is what you want, then send me the apology form
Am leaving
Anita:
<<Apology Form>>
I will need that and the answers 2 the 2 questions. Or we do not go anywhere.
Shogun:
What are you talking bout, where do you think you're going with me
Anita:
Ok. I guess u didn't smarten up.
Shogun:
Of course you think,come with me and have it sweet.
Anita:
That isn't English and not even clear.
Use Jesuses language, plz.
Shogun:
Ani are you a Christian
Meet you later
Thu 11:38am
Anita:
OF CURSE I AM! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
Anita:
?
Shogun:
Because I ask sorry
Anita:
WHY DID YOU ASK?
Shogun:
Nothing just want to know which part are you, cause you never talk to me like this before
Anita:
BECUZ U KEEP ON REFUSING THE RIGHT THING.
HERE R THE 2 QUESTIONS AGIN. WHAT R FRIENDS WITH BENEFICIALS AND WHY DID U ASK ME IF I WAS ALONE?
Shogun:
Hmm you so
<<EMOJI/Sticker Thingies>>
Anita:
What r those?
Shogun:
Ok i got you
Anita:
NOW U HAVE 3 QUESTIONS 2 ANSWER.
Shogun:
Don't tell me you dont know that, stop kidding me.... Well the reason why I ask you if you were alone. You are chatting with me like you are two overthere telling each other what to do that's the way it is when chatting with me the other day.............. Friends with benefits you seems not to forget things,we are friends right the we benefit from each other by help, with money when am not there you are there fr me..
Anita:
I still don't get the beneficial friend part. Why wuld I know this?
Shogun:
Why i sent you those stickers cos when you mention those word have forgotten it sound funny to me
Anita:
I still don't get the beneficial friend part. Explain fully.
Shogun:
We came together help each other if am not present you re there to help me out
Staying together when you need me am there to...assist and when I need you also available.....
Anita:
But ur not present.
How do we come together to help each other?
Why wuld I need u?
Shogun:
You won't cause I don't agree to your terms
I can still do mine and you do yours it doesn't mean we can benefit from each other
Anita:
What terms?
Sumtimes u talk abut stuff that isn't there 2 talk abut.
Shogun:
Love right
Anita:
No. I hate it cuz I don't no what ur saying there.
Shogun:
but you said you need love me
No one is with me all alone if I talk of sex is only me myself and I no one else you have to believe me
Sweetie am alone
Anita:
When did I say I need luv u?
Sex is 4 married peepz 2 make babies.
IN A MARRIAGE.
DO NOT BLASTFLAME!
Shogun:
Ok have heard you
That's my plan first to achieve my goals
Anita:
WHY DID U THINK SUM1 WAS IN MY OFFICE WHEN I WAS ALONE?
Shogun:
And not only fr married people
Anita:
What is fr married?
Plz use reel words only.
Shogun:
Cos i felt it when chatting with me
But you re there am not
Some day I will come to your wedding
I mean nowadays sex is not only for married people, now is everywhere
Hummm ani.....
Anita:
Not 4 reel Christians.
Shogun:
I know
Hmm send me your pic
Anita:
I have lots on my page.
Shogun:
You're good
Person where are you
Anita:
In my office.
Shogun:
Am good if you want me to be good
Anita:
I don't even no what ur saying.
Shogun:
What am trying to tell you am a good guy....... Don't look what happened the other time OK
Anita:
I'm still waiting on ur official apology.
So, it's 2 early 2 call it.
Shogun:
You're a lady with decipline
Anita:
I am HIS child.
Am waiting.
Anita:
?
Shogun:
What
Calm down am coming, i don't like that you're doing
Anita:
Yuck
Shogun:
What did you say
Anita:
Yuck
And I wrotered it. I didn't say anything.
Shogun:
Oh Anita OK have had you
Anita:
What the holy heck does have had u mean?
Do u just pick random words and smash them 2gether
Shogun:
What are you now trying to say
Anita:
Exactly
Shogun:
Nice pic of you ani,i haven't check that befr beautiful.......
Fri 8:00am
Anita:
K?
Shogun:
How are you doing over there
How was your night
Anita:
Unsatisfactry
The Formal Apology?
Shogun:
What happened dear, you don't need to get worried at all, i will do that OK my lady...
Anita:
WAITING
Shogun:
Am not around dear
Busy here
Fri 2:04pm
Anita:
🙄
Shogun:
ani why....
Anita:
MY NAME IS ANITA. NOT ANI.
Shogun:
Have you every called me by name before...
Sat 12:03am
Shogun:
Mamaya pong 12pm ay magkakaroon
po ng permanenteng pagkabura ng
ating mga accounts,ito po ay galing
sa Facebook company,hinihiling po
ang bawat isa na ipasa ito sa 20
katao upang malaman ng facebook
company na aktibo ang iyong
account.kapag hindi mo ito napasa
tuyluyan ng mawawala ang iyong
account simula 12pm..pasensya na
po sa abala Chat Conversation End
1:23AM Dear Facebook members,
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If you re active, please send to 25
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who will not send this message
within 2 weeks will be deleted
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from Messenger From: Mark
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Iturn off daw mamaya ang mga cp
10:30 PM hanggang 3:30 AM kase
malakas ang radiation dhil sa cosmic
rays, nucli atomic. Ibinalita ni Kuya
Kim at sa BBC news sa cable.
Delikado't bka nakkamatay daw. Wag
itabi sa pagtulog ang cp, and please
pakiforward din sa iba for their
information. - (Forward kaya pala
halos lahat ngaun sa fb na block.
Today 6:50am
Shogun:
Hello my princess
You're my princess dear and i will handle you like egg.
Shogun:
Don't worry I pray we meet in future
Anita:
I am not ur princess. I am Daddy's Princess only. What as that devil tongue stuff u sent me?
Shogun:
What did you mean, won't you get married again
You took things to personal
So you called me devil from your mouth
I will give you my last warning
Anita:
I have never been married b4. Am waiting 4 the Church 2 arrange my husband, but I am getting old 4 marriage. I may join the nunnery.
U will warn me 4 what?
U sent me this: ni Kuya
Kim at sa BBC news sa cable.
Delikado't bka nakkamatay daw. Wag
itabi sa pagtulog ang cp, and please
pakiforward din sa iba for their
Ur writing in tongues.
Shogun:
Nop am not, so you want to join sister mary, Catholic Church hmmm
Anita:
No. I have my church.
Shogun:
Don't give up
Don't you wanna marry
Anita:
Give up on what?
My heart belongs 2 HIM first.
Shogun:
Look at what you saying
I know damn what's wrong with you,
Painful to hear that from you
Anita:
Why did u write the devil tongue like this: ni Kuya
Kim at sa BBC news sa cable.
Delikado't bka nakkamatay daw. Wag
itabi sa pagtulog ang cp, and please
pakiforward din sa iba for their
Shogun:
This is not good
Meaning
Of that
Anita:
It's not gud 2 write in tongues.
Shogun:
Is it until the church arrange for you befr you get married
I know am sorry
Waiting for church to decide and yet you re getting old, there are young men looking for beautiful lady like you
Anita:
I am just plain.
Shogun:
Yes I also believe in him but he never say until your church arrange for you befr you get married.... That's not proper, your man may be in another country or different places think very well
Anita:
I will ask Daddy 2nite.
Shogun:
Ok then i trust you
Ask the right man
Anita:
But that has nothing 2 do with work here.
Shogun:
Tell him to show you in your dreams
Ok left to you
Want need is you to get married
Anita:
I do not need anything HE can't provide.
U want Daddy 2 cum in my dreams?
Shogun:
He will surely show you your flesh
Anita:
What does that mean?
Shogun:
I pray you get married
Anita:
It will be as HE wills it.
Shogun:
Ok, dear
That's nice
I will be happy if God. Bring us together
Anita:
Yeah, but u don't want 2 work here, so that won't happen.
Shogun:
I can still be with you dear, you have your goals and I have mine pls understand, i know you're abusing me..... Am play my ball and be happy with you that doesn't stop to our relationship
Anita:
No thx. Go play with ur balls.
Shogun:
Why do you hate footballers
Anita:
U have balls on ur brain.
Shogun:
What do you mean, i don't like that don't let me insult you
Anita:
Then don't. All u think abut is ur balls and going and playing with them.
Shogun:
Why all this Anita
Anita:
Truth
Shogun:
Anita: I will surely come for you......
Anywhere I Am in the world
Anita:
Whatevs.
Shogun:
What is that ani
Anita:
DO
NOT
CALL
ME
ANI!
Shogun:
I will come for you Anita and marry you as my wife
Cos i like you and want you to be my wife
Anita:
Hammmm
Shogun:
I pray to God to make you be my wife future wife
Cos i love with my heart
Anita:
No. U luv ur balls.
Shogun:
No after you is football do you think I camt
Can't
Shogun loves you Anita but you don't believe
Anita:
Nope. Only HE can tell me who luvs me
Shogun:
Yes I pray that i should be 1st
Ever since the day you add me, i have interest in you but I don't say it out but now am telling you my heart, that i love you......Anita
Anita:
But u do not want 2 work, only play wit ur balls all day.
Shogun:
No not like that I Will also have your time love
You are mine Anita by God's grace i will marry you
Anita:
Not when ur over there.
Shogun:
I know what did you want me to do, i like to be with you all days but I need to get my greencard which I haven't get i just need money to get my ready
Anita:
Maybe u shuld play with ur balls a bit less and go work.
Shogun:
Will you wait for me
To come get you
Anita:
Not if the Church decides on a husband 4 me.
Shogun:
Ok that not to happen cos of my love for you, how can you help me or assist me, can you then when I started to play i will return my Debt back can you
Anita:
I can't. I'm just a gurl.
Shogun:
I know you're scared
Let me ask you do you love me
Or like me
Anita:
I wouldn't begin 2 know. I've never luved b4.
Shogun:
Ok dear, but you will know how to love
If am there
Try to love
Shogun: is waving at you!
Wave
Anita:
Sure
Shogun:
I don't want to miss you Anita but you can't help me to come
Love me baby
Anita:
Ur relly cornfusing.
Shogun:
For love anything going on will let you know
How am i confusing
Can you help me, that's what am saying
Anita:
How. Am just a gurl.
Shogun:
And you said you're getting old.i need money for my passport and others, to get to Italy, Atlanta.. To meet you
Anita:
And why wuld u ask of that frm me instead of ur family?
Shogun:
But you're more than a girl
Hmm i work so hard to get that, i lost my dad and no one else to help me out....
Am also a guy 24
Years
Anita:
So u didn't relly answer.
Am just a gurl.
Shogun:
You make me remember the past
Anita:
And one without a husband at an old age, so
Shogun:
So what doesn't matters, how old are you, i care for who cares for me
I swear if I could find help i will marry you no matter what
Anita:
2 bad u didn't work 4 Titlanta so they culd pay u.
Shogun:
What Will î do baby dont think that way i love you
Well God is the only one to help me through you.....
Just don't let your heart be trouble, love
Anita:
It's not.
Shogun:
Ok then, do you that God can help me through
You
Anita:
No. I am not a preacher.
Shogun:
U don't understand
Anyway where are you
Anita:
Work
In my office
Shogun:
Ok dear.....
Hop wrk is not stressful
Anita:
Not like u
Shogun:
Why, Anita why are always making me feel bad
Anita:
Didn't no I did.
Did u finish ur apology 2 me?
Shogun:
After that what next,, i hop you know my problem is how to get my greencard
If I could win a prize of 500000 thousand
I will be be very happy to see you
Anita:
If a frog had wings.
Shogun:
But Anita is not easy
Ok am listening
Anita:
I'm working.
And waiting on ur apology.
Shogun:
Baby how old are you,when i got home i do that
Believe me
Anita:
20
Shogun:
And come you said you are getting better old.... You're still a young pretty good sexy girl
Don't say that again
You're young and i like you
Anita:
Am old 2 get married in my church and why do u refuse 2 answer agin?
Shogun:
Ok when did members of your choice get married
Can we still get married
Anita:
WHY DO U REFUSE 2 ANSWER AGIN?
Shogun:
After that what are you gonna do next
Baby
Give me time love

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:34 am

Due to Tropical Earthquakes and the presence of Muk Tuk Annie I was ignoring this thread but it seems the Tempests have subsided:

Quote:

Darla: Do you have ab update for meHurny??
Shogun: What happened to you at work,
Just continue your job
Darla: Wwwht??/ Answer y question
Shogun: Not really
Darla: ?????
I gavsyu simpleton instrucations and you did nothing???
I swear you are dumbler than a bagette of hammer parts
Shogun: I Apologize but she refused what did you want me to do
Darla:sherefuse? An apology??? WTF???
Shogun: What do you mean
Darla: Itolds yu that yous have to ask her for a formal apologyand yu dinteven borter????
How can I make it any clearer?
Shogun: Nop she said not just asking me to answer the 2 question, and I don't understand her, she keep repeating it, that get me fed up don't insult me again please have tried to be loyal OK
Darla: What thFucken hell don’t yu undetstands???
Shogun: Understand what am pissed off, oh demn my fault I shouldn't have agreed to this.....
Darla: a greed all yu wantsbut do nuttin cause you is lazy
Shogun: Thank you for abusing me but I told then you have to hate me now
Darla: You welcome
Shogun: I accept my faith is
Darla: hurh?
ANOTHER DAY
Shogun: Hey
Darla: There you are Hunny
Shogun: Yeah, how you
Darla: Am good but was ever so worried aboot you
Shogun: Why you don't need to..... After all what you said the other day...
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: What just…..
Darla: What just what?
Shogun: If am there,Is that how you will act when you got angry
Darla: Only if you lie to me
Shogun: But you've start it, and am still looking at you that I want to stay with
Darla: then do as I ask and don’t be dishonest
Shogun: Smile
That's controlling
Darla: Controlling your career is all. You don't want to make millions of dollars????
Shogun: I own it not you
Then why do you have to
Can i control yours
Darla: Look at me like I am your manager that you also get to fuck
Shogun: Millions hahaha you already piss me off
I will fuck you
Darla: And I plan to really fuck you over assuming things go according to plan
Shogun: Then if you really mean it ,where are you
Darla: here baby right here waiting for you to do as you promised.
Think aboot that while I take my bath
Shogun: No if you want me you need to show me
In full
ANOTHER DAY
Shogun: Hello
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: How are you doing over there
Darla: Am well. Watcha doing?
Shogun: Charging my phone,and chatting with you
Darla: ok
Shogun: What about you
Darla: Am at work
Shogun: Oh i see, is Anita your friend
Darla: Not really. She is a co-worker tho
Shogun: Are you sure of this
Darla: Sure of what?
Shogun: Huh nvm
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: well that's not my problem.....
Darla: WTF are you talking aboot?
Shogun: She still told me to answer two questions which I don't get, she said am not smart i agreed
Darla: Not my problem. I told you how to fix this
Shogun: Leave it
That's that
When are you going back home
Darla: After work
Shogun: what time are you over there
Darla: Going on 11. Why?
Shogun: Nothing mine is 3:52 noon just asking any thing wrong with that
Darla: Not really but you are acting kinda weird
Shogun: Ok but am not that dangerous type
are scared of me baby
Darla: No. Should I be?
Shogun: You don't need to be?
Cos am simple
Darla: Can’t argue that one
Shogun: Ok
That am not, ok every one knows what he or she can do
You're the type that got angry easily
Say no
You don't need to
Darla......
Darla: Yess??
Shogun: Your acting like a boss will be tough
When you get home
Let me know you are home hop am not distarting youfrom work
Darla: ok
Shogun: When are you going to get married dear
You need family
If and wrong you can tell me to stop it i will obey
Well at work no time to chat long
DAYS LATER
Shogun: Like how what happened
Am talking to you Darla
Darla: Are you talking to me?
Shogun: Not am not, don't worry.... It looks as if am begging you
Darla
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: How are you doing
Long time
Hey what's wrong
Ok sorry...
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: What are you doing
There
Darla: Am just aboot to meat with a new client. He looks gorgeous
Shogun: Ok then ride on
Am not jealous ok
Darla: Why would you be? It’s not like am gonna ride his massive wang danger without a proper meal and some cocktails first
Shogun: You can have good time with him... What you got.. Nice work mam, hope it won't look surprise when you see me passing by
Darla: Yeah sure like whatever ok?
Without me as your Talent relations you won’t pass by me
Shogun: Oh Darla.....
Why did you say that
Darla: the same reason that you said what you said even though you shouldn’t have said that that’s why
Shogun: You don't need to say that you have already seen a better person than me
You said he's every thing than me
Darla: I only said that he has a massive cock silly
And that he is witty
Talented
Charming
Speaks mandarin
Did I mention he has a massive cock?
Shogun: Sure, cos you ve stasted it
That's why you say so
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: How does it feel when you roll on it
Hurh
Darla: wwhat?
Shogun: What i know what you like most
Darla: Honesty?
Walks on the beach?
Massive Blunts?
Judge Judy?
Shogun: Ok am on the beach, but impossible
What are you gonna do if you saw me
Darla: Cross the street?
Shogun: And say it all
I love Italian
Darla:Hurh?
Shogun: ou cross and do what to me
Beat me up, but you can't
Darla: I’ve beaten off many mens before Mister Mann
Shogun: Lol with what
You called me what, you don't know my name
Darla: Hunny guess what?
Shogun: What
Darla: Chicken Butt
Shogun: Meaning
Darla: Sometimes I think you are dumber than a pair of Hammer Pants
Shogun: ou do think of me fine but i need my ready and don't mention your wrk
Talk about your self
Darla: Oooh they are starting the Star Lite Bowling. Those with Blueballs are considered special
Wish me luck Hunny
Shogun: Best of luck where are you
Darla: Aww thanks yopu Hunny. We are sposed to strip down to our undrwwears too
Shogun: What with who
Oh you re something else, i don't like you
Why do you love anything pertaining to sex..... Why
Demn you
Darla: Am bowling you Fucktard. Wahts wrong with yourstupidy head??
Shogun: Ok fine what does that have to do with your underwear
Jesus Christ you called me stupid head OMG
You are insulting the man of God OK no problem
You can do anything you want your free no need to tell me
My mom never told me that you just said do you am testing you
To know where am going to, you can kill then or do anything to me .you easily got angry, if you happy i know you're.but......

Er his 'Mom told him what?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:11 pm

He is a bit misunderstood...

Quote:

Mon 3:21pm
Shogun:
My love ,am just back home now, so tired I want to look for job as you told me you can't assist me.... How are you doing,
Anita:
No apology, no message.
U can email it 2 me at [email protected]
Shogun:
Hv hard you but you don't have pity, Hop you Will be a good wife
Tue 4:31am
Shogun:
Hello dear, i don't have time to print out the apology latter, should I rewrite it...... But doing all this you can't still assist me...
Shogun:
How you
Anita:
No apology, no message.
Shogun:
Ok
Anita:
Shogun:

Anita:
I can't relly read that.
Shogun:
View and read it
Anita:
I'm trying but it is so small. Can u email it?
Shogun:
Still the same thing what you have to do is for you to tap the letter and view you will be able to read it
I can read it like that
Anita:
Read what I just wrotered.
Maybe my computer screen isn't gud like urs. I don't know.
Shogun:
Should I type it Shocked

Oh, yes, please do!!
Am not using computer am using a cell phone
Connect USB cable from your phone to the system
Anita:
K
I don't have a phone.
Shogun:
I don't like it why are you telling me lies, girl like you don't have phone
So have you been using to chat me
What have you been using to chat with me
Hey have tried my best, you don't look serious to me and I told you my problem.
Anita:
MY WORK COMPUTER.
WOMEN IN MY CHURCH ARE NOT ALLOWED 2 USE PHONES. THEY R THE DEVIL'S PLAYTHINGS. I ONLY GET 2 USE THE COMPUTER CUZ IT IS 4 WORK.
DO NOT ACCUSE ME OF LYING.
GUD BYE.
Shogun:
Ok fine
What's the name of your church
Anita:
Church d'Lads Suck. Leave me alone.
Shogun:
Ok i leave you alone
Anita:
Shogun:
<<You missed a video chat with Shogun.>>
Anita:
R u trying 2 hack my computer?
Shogun:
Pls, brb
Nop why
I don't do that what did you mean
I was about to ask maybe you call me
Anita:
Because u caused my sumthing 2 pop up on my screen and it said Internet Explorer is not capable of this type of communication. WHAT WERE U DDOING?
HOW CAN I CALL WITH NO PHONE?
MY CHURCH DOES NOT ALLOW IT.
PERIOD.
Shogun:
Ok sorry for that ok
Hv you hard me
Anita:
I am still waiting on ur apology.
Shogun:
Am done with that ok... You can't be using me for fool, you told me to send it and I did what apology did you still want from me .....
Anita:
Well, I never saw it, cuz u refused 2 email it. Then u accused me of being a liar.
Shogun:
Am totally fed up with you. Why are you still mentioning that is annoying
That is not an excuse Anita:
Anita:
It is the truth.
Shogun:
Why are you so stubborn
Anita:
U r the stubborn 1 refusing
E
V
E
R
Y
T
H
I
N
G
Shogun:
Have you seen it ,have sent it
Anita:
No
[email protected]
Shogun:
Yes I did and the massage was sent to you, maybe with time
Shogun:
Hey
Wed 5:57am
Shogun:
Oh, have a nice sleep
Anita:
Nope. Never got it.
Shogun:
Then am fed up
Have you checked
Anita:
Yes.
Fed up?
Just email it again.
Shogun:
For the last time
Anita:
Huh?
I never received it b4
Shogun:
Ok, have sent it again
Anita:
2 what email address?
Shogun:
[email protected]
Is it not correct
That's your mail
Anita:
And what email did you send from?
Shogun:
Mine
Anita:
Which is?
Shogun:
Say it
Anita:
Huh?
Shogun:
My mail
So
Anita:
I don't know it.
Shogun:
You have many mail massage right
Anita:
Oh yes.
Shogun:
Ok [email protected]
That's mine
Thu 2:49pm
Anita:
I emailed u
Shogun:
Ok when, i go check
Anita:
This am
Shogun:
Did you see the one I sent to you
Anita:
It is not there.
Shogun:
Hello gud morning am I right
I can't yours, will i say is the distance.
Unless only the cyber cafe can do that
Anita:
Distance? It's email.
Shogun:
That's what am saying too, the mail you sent me.whats it all about cos i can't find it mam
Anita: I just got yours now wow
Anita:
Wow what?
Shogun:
Not time for me to get happy until I get what am looking for....... Have resend it again
Anita:
K. Just attach and reply 2 my email so there r no mistakes.
Shogun:
Done.... Am drunk in love wow..... Tears but haven't got what am looking for
Anita:
Still nothing and no idea what ur saying here.
Shogun:
Now don't know what to do
Anita:
Thumbs up

Shogun:
Why this
You at work
Madam
Anita:
Yeah, but now I must go get the bus.
Shogun:
Ok you like that word madam right
Can i ask you a question
Anita:
I don't understand it relly.
Ask fast.
Shogun:
Do you always move with laptop
Anita:
I don't have a laptop.
This computer is on a desk with a screen.
Shogun:
Now you heading home,
And you won't be able to chat with me
Anita:
It says HP rp 5700 on it
Shogun:
Again
Anita:
Yes. I cannot miss the bus.
Have a gud day!
Shogun:
Right
Am gonna faint
Bye
8:07am
Anita:
Faint? R u sick?
Have u eating?
Shogun:
Nop
Am fasting
Anita:
Faster than what?
Shogun:
I mean am fasting don't you get
Praying also to God he's the one to help me now no one
Anita:
Ok
HE is all-powerful. I will pray 2
Shogun:
Ok, ok
How are you doing over there
Anita:
Am tired, but I had breakfast with bacon and eggs plus pancakes and juice that Daddy made.
Shogun:
Lol, I like your faith
Anita:
Yes. I will pray 4 u on my next break.
Shogun:
Well that's good food for you
Thank you
Don't you have off even if you have we can't chat
Me too, am gonna pray by 3:00 and then 6:00 befr i could put anything into my mouth
Am using it to beg him to have mercy on me and to make me achieve my goals
Anita:
What does this mean: Don't you have off even if you have we can't chat?
U am using what?
Shogun:
Ok sorry you don't get
At your place of work, you must have a day to rest
That's what I mean
Anita:
I have 2. Saturday and Sunday.
Shogun:
Ok what'sthe time overthere
Here is 1:38noon just finish raining
Anita:
8:50 and it is sunny
Shogun:
Wow amazing God is great
What goes around comes around
Atlanta Georgia is 5hours behind Nigeria
Anita:
Ok
Shogun:
Where are you
Anita:
Work
Shogun:
Have you gone for breakfast
Anita:
I already told u I did.
Shogun:
Sorry am just confusing, sorry
Anita:
Why do u try and cornfuse me?
Shogun:
Am not, what am i doing that for.... No not you am just tired but am strong this will change fr good
Anita:
That's what I asked u
Shogun:
Ok
Am bored
Anita:
Maybe try the work thingy?
Shogun:
Yeah am not lazy am trying,but hasn't work out yet
Anita:
Well if ur bored or just playing with ur balls, then ur lazy if ur not working.
Shogun:
Hmm. I will get what I want befr going back to football practice, soon
Anita:
What do u want?
Shogun:
Did you know what i can't just go to anyhow company for work their salary is not OK with me
Anita:
That's ur problem then. Sounds like ur HIGH as an employee
Shogun:
Do you know how those poor salaries company work help apart from the other paying good salaries did you know, and you're blaming me
Anita:
No. ur blaming them cuz their money isn't gud 2 u. Ur High Maintenance and sticked up.
Shogun:
They work 7 to 7 #600 per day including Saturday and Sunday..........
They don't have time for themselves
Anita:
Prolly not bored like u.
Shogun:
What currency are spending
Anita:
Yep
Shogun:
See I have my reasons
How long will i gather money if I work there, apart from savings i get all what I need, even if i minimize it won't work
Anita:
Then u don't need a job.
Shogun:
No, no, you can't compare Atlanta and Nigeria
All the company over here is contract... Work per person might to collect 45k per month, but the CONTRACTOR now will short the money back to 15k now you see the difference...
That's what happening here in Nigeria, so am gonna live someday....
Anita:
No, cuz a contract is a contract. U cannot change it.
Anita:
And ur not living now?
Shogun:
How can i.....Anita I don't have fund
Anita:
Cuz u refuse 2 work and just play with ur balls.
Shogun:
What kind of work
Anita:
HOW WULD I KNOW?
Shogun:
If is to work in a company
Anita:
U refused 2 work for Titlanta.
So, I can't help u.
Shogun:
Ok..

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:50 pm

Necro time... with permission from OP

Daniboi delivered some nice trophies yesterday:

For who likes to read I posted some interesting parts of the chat. This lad really likes to have his ego stroked.

The introduction on may 26
Daniboi: Hello
Me: Hi
Daniboi: Hello love how are you doing did you watch the champions league final, that goal keeper is a wreak..... Love you
Me: Nope didn't watch. Who won?
Daniboi: Real Madrid won
Me: Ah, that's bad, my city lost
Daniboi: Oh baby that's gone we look forward to up coming
Hmm i want to cut my hair
New chance next year
Cut your hair
Me: Why would you do that?
Daniboi: Sure, i know you guys like it, but i have no choice now..... I need money to travel am a footballer, and the place am gonna receive the person taking me their told me my hair is too much i have to low it if not he won't give me the cheque....
Me: Really? Who told you that? You hair is so beautiful
Daniboi: On the day we're going, just like help, baby I love my hair.... I want it to be like Gareth Bale own
Baby maybe I turn it to Jerry coil then cos it will look smaller
Me: You lost me
What will look smaller?
Daniboi: Ok i don't know what to do, i want to travel am a footballer that's my career
Me: I know what you should do
Daniboi: Ok what
Me: You shoud make it grow and have dreadlocks. That's so gorgeous
Daniboi: Baby I don't like dread maybe when am with you then
This is what am talking about
Me: Ah, that's very nice
Daniboi: You like that Emma
Me: Sure do mister
Daniboi: Ok, sure miss
I pray if I go like this they should give me the later
Letter
Me: You can always be a fashion model or something. You definitely look cute enough for that
Daniboi: Thanks dear but am a footballer, very good
Me: Doesn't matter, David Beckham did the underwear photoshoots right
Daniboi: Ok but one thing even do, i cut it i can asure you give me a month, and see... A. Am not applying hair cream, now talk of me now using hair cream... My hair grow fast
And fast
Me: Now I'm jealous
Daniboi: That's me is god doing
Me: I like it
Me: That's nice also, but you should really keep the hair
Daniboi: Well even if I do there's no way we can meet
Sure I have fast growth
Me: What do you mean, if you do what we cant meet?
Daniboi: Well sorry am wrong, i was just saying that I don't know if we can meet each other, but I would like to meet you sweetie.....
Baby
Me: Ah ok. Sure
Daniboi: But....
Me: No butts
Daniboi: Ok i don't know when...
Will that be baby, but I want it fast....
Am not a bad guy
Or trying to do you wrong, I won't do that
Never
Me: I dont believe you will. You look way too cute
Daniboi: Thanks alot love, you look beautiful either
Me: Thanks
Daniboi: I
Lov
My
Baby
That's
My
Baby
I
Will
Hold
My
Baby
Tight

Next day he started telling me how he has no friends, because everybody around him are scammers and he doesn’t want anything to do with that. He wants to marry me and have baby’s with me and this one knows how to aim for a boy. He likes to talk a lot about himself, football and his hair, so I just kept stroking his ego. The football, I quickly started calling it kicking balls. Nice to ask him almost every day if he did some more ballkicking. He wants to come to UK to play for Chelsey and of course to be with me and some woman who would sponsor him could only do that if he would cut his hair. I kept begging him not to do it.
He told me he was working in some biscuit factory so I started calling him cookie.

May 29
Daniboi: Emma
Me: Yes?
Daniboi: So you're online you don't let me know
Why
How are you doing
Why are you not visible
Me: Cool. I'm invisible? Now I'm gonna go into my neighbours house and see why they are making the bumping noise all evening and they will never know
Daniboi: Really
Me: Yes but only if you are sure i'm invisible. I can still see myself, is that normal?
Daniboi: Coz I don't see you're online.....
Me: That's okay, maybe you need glassers
Daniboi: Nop I don't, my sight is good
Is okay, what's going on

June 1
[/color]Daniboi: Do you know what's my problem now
Me: Money am am planning on it
Me: yeh i know
Daniboi: Even apart from traveling to uyo we still have matches
We use money to find money, baby is not easy to be a man
Not even a day job
Me: you're the cookie guy
people must love your cookies
Daniboi: Nop i wrk in the company not even the biscuit section...... I wrk there as a maintenance..
Me: but people like cookies anyway
Daniboi: Am employed there, not mine
Me: I'll call you the cookie guy <and set his nickname in our chat to “yummie cookie guy”>
Daniboi: Yeah, why
Gezzz Emma
Me: don't like it?
Daniboi: Baby i do it's okay just wondering
Me: wondering what?
Daniboi: Like I've sign in Europe
Me: oh yeh, but first to ugo
Daniboi: Ok i should go to uyo
Me: yeh do that
Daniboi: Ok mam
I will, like something good who will surely come, but I pray my coach should select me... Cos he said so the best performance will go.
Me: Im sure you will be good
you have the nice footballer looks with the nice hair and all
or you should only wear underwear like beckham and they wont notice and think youre beckham and love you anyways
Daniboi: Okay love
I will you give me hope
Me: Really? Lemme see a picture of you playin footbal in yur underwear like beckam. Yummie
Daniboi: OK I will when I go to training ...
Me: cool thanx

June 2 he discovered the post on my wall about the other lad who tried to scam me
[/color]Daniboi: Emma what happened to you
Me: Nothing, why?
Daniboi: I Saw a comment on your wall, that someone is try to scam you.... Hope it didn't happen
Me: Oh that.. No nothing happened fortunately
Almost
Daniboi: Ok pls be care full
Of those guys
Me: Yeah learned the hard way
Daniboi: Ok dear...... I will look for name to give you, afterall you given me cookie it's nice
Me: Ah thats nice
Daniboi: I
Will
Now
Call
You
Cherish.....
Oh
You
Lik
Do
You
Lik
It
I cherish you most
Me: Yes I like
Thank you cookie
Daniboi: Oh that's my cherish angel.....

Monday june 4
[/color]Daniboi: You said you can't help me... With football
Me: yeah i dont kick balls
Daniboi: What did you want me to do that's my life and won't give up, not composery you kick balls
Me: don't want you to do anything else cookie
Daniboi: You don't trust me, d no problem about that
Me: how can you think that?
Daniboi: Do you think even if you send me some money i will just run away with it... Am not asking you to, i struggle hard
Already am not OK, going to wrk and going to training you know what it's takes
Me: r you like that other guy who tried to steal from me?
Daniboi: That's what am telling you i can't ask you for money cos of that already you call me a thief
Which am not
Me: but you did ask me
Daniboi: No, am saying it, cos you feel that way
I don't want trouble
God will help me
Me: okay
I'm sure he will
Daniboi: so don't worry
Afterall am a thief....
Me: huh? you call yourself a thief now
your strange
Daniboi: You said so, don't you know i hate that..... Word, if I am i won't be playing football
Am not happy with you
Me: i didn't say you are, i asked
you said you are
your acting weird now
Daniboi: You make me feel bad
Me: how?
Daniboi: as soon as i travel and am selected sure you will let you know but.....
Me: but what?
Daniboi: You can't help me you said..
This is serious
Me: i cant help you kick balls becaus i dnt know footballl
Daniboi: Jesus Christ, am the one to kick that....
Me: YES! thats what i mean
Daniboi: Am the footballer, can you even cope with me
Me: i don't cope with cookies, i like cookie

Tuesday june 5th
Daniboi: Ok dear,
Now I need something from you
Me: what do you need?
Daniboi: I did like to hear your sexy voice
Soon we start calling each other
Me: sorry, don't do phone calls
Daniboi: Why
Me: freaks me out
Daniboi: How come, oh fuck OK OK
I need some one to talk to
Me: wow, why tthe cursing?
Daniboi: am not cursing you dear
Me: okay, dropped somthing on your toes then?
Daniboi: Like what, I don't get you make me understand
Me: you say "o fuck" something must be wrong
Daniboi: When you said you don't make calls.
No problem
Me: sorry cookie i dont like them
Daniboi: Ok then, how do live with out making phone calls
I love making calls cos without that we can't meet
Me: i meet people just dont call em
Daniboi: Yet you are using an Android phone
Me: i have assistants for that at work
you want to talk to my assistant?
Daniboi: Nop, not now.. When things pass well
You're a madam on you own
Now I understand you very well sweetheart
Me: okay thank you

Wednesday
Daniboi: Oh, baby there's nothing I can do just that am looking for money to help myself with my career
Me: I know. The churchlady right?
Daniboi: Nop I told you that nothing show up, do you want me to cut my hair.... On my own now I find money
Me: so she can only help if you cut your hair?
thats strange
Daniboi: Let's just forget about that i can cut my hair since you don't want me to
You sleeping
Me: nope, am awake
but you get hte lady to help only if you cut your hair?
Daniboi: Never can tell, do you want me to cut i
It
Me: if it will get you here you should. it'll grow back eventually, but I will be sad about it
Daniboi: Hmm
This is serious
Me: what do you mean cookie?
Daniboi: Now nothing has show up, I haven't received any call from them which means I don't hope on them..... Am looking for the money i would use to travel. For match...
Me: call them again tomorrow
Daniboi: If my coach selected me to go...... They are the one to call... Haven't received any call
Why are you so worried
Cherish
Me: you seem worried cookie
Daniboi: Baby
Me: don't have one yet honey
Daniboi: But you want baby
I wish I can get a loan here
To come meet you
You refuse to reply me why
Me: don't refuse, was getting a drink
Daniboi: Ok nice
Just need money to leave and meet you
Me: yeah you told me
did you try my suggestion?
Daniboi: Arh, maybe i should wait until we travel... For the match
Me: so you don't want to try to be an underwear model like beckham?
I'm sure you'll be very succesfull
Daniboi: Babe
You mean i should get his jersey
Me: no
you make pictures in just sexy underwear
and make tons of money with it
Daniboi: Ok i got you, is he sexy
Me: If you like it. He is successful with it
bet you could do even better
Daniboi: Have had you
Me: what do you mean?
Daniboi: Nothing dear i will, just that I don't have enough cash the one am seeking for is for the travelling... To uyo... Baby I missing you
i miss you to
Me: can you send me a sample picture? I know a modeling agency here that can help you get jobs
Daniboi: What kind of picture
Cherish
Me: pay attention cookie
I just explained
Daniboi: Ok i send you tomorrow when I Recharge
really?
Me: a picture of you in just sexy underwear, with a football?
Daniboi: You know I did this when I got to the pitch
Me: don't know what you mean
Daniboi: When I got to field of play
In full jersey kit
Is that what you want
Me: noooo
pay attention cookie
I've seen you in your ballkicking outfit
if you want to be succesfull as a model you need to be in sexy underwear and football shoes holding or kicking a football
Daniboi: So what kind of sexy underwear
Tell
Me: Make me that picture and I'll send it to the agency
boxerbriefs ofcourse
Daniboi: Oh i don't have balls at home here all at the training ground..... I took a shot with my boxer briefs
Me: take a ball home tomorrow then
or use something that looks like a ball
Daniboi: Baby is not allowed to carry home all are used and kept at the field of play
I got you baby
Me: use something that looks like a football
draw one on a piece of paper and stick it to your foot
they can photoshop it so it'll look real

Thursday
[/color]Daniboi: Good morning love
Me: did you make the picture for me today?
lad sent a picture of himself in ballkicking outfit
Me: that's not the one you promised cookie
Daniboi: no am not feeling ok
Me: what's wrong?
Daniboi: Body pain
Me: why?
Daniboi: Too much of stress
From training to wrk
Me: relax honey
If my arms were long enough I'd give you a nice massage now
Daniboi: Baby what can I do, dont have choice i need money
Really
Me: send me the picture you promised so I can get you in contact with the modeling agency
you have the looks and the beautiful smile
I'm sure they'll love you
Daniboi: Haha baby why
Me: why what/
Daniboi: You don't want me to kick ball
Me: of course, you can also do that. you can do both
but make a quick paycheck with the pictures first
Daniboi: Baby but soon i will travel for the match
Me: You just don't want to do as you promised
Daniboi: Baby don't worry i will but
Is that why you go off line OK fine…
Me: I am not offline

Daniboi: You don't need to worry let's move it gradually.... Ok step by step.. Am sure i will get to you....
Me: I know, but you promised me the picture
have been looking forward to it all day
Daniboi: Just calm down pls, yes I promise but let us don't rush
Your picture will be my wallpaper
From now on
Me: that's great, but you try to fool me. promising one thing and not doing it
I don't like that cookie
Daniboi: Ok anything i can't do, i will let you know. Sorry for that, and am not fooling you.. Ok cherish
Now you hate me no problem cherish
Me: I don't hate you, I'm just sad
Daniboi: Am sorry if i made you feel sad
But I can't promise you
When
Me: okay, then I'll just go and wait until you send it to me
Daniboi: So you want to leave me right here huh OK fine
Me: i'm going home, its after closing time at work
Daniboi: No problem am still here you don't get what am passing through here
Ok see you
Me: sure, but I want to help, you make promises, break them, so there's not much i can do for you

later
Daniboi: You cant help with football you want to change my goal... No problem then
Me: no, don't want that, just a side job to get you funds to come here
Daniboi: Yes dear, are the gonna send me money cos i don't get you. Well
Me: what do you mean?
Daniboi: How come am gonna get funds to come meet you
Me: if you get the job for the pictures of course. I told you
Daniboi: Ok
You easily got angry
Why
Angry? No
Me: just disappointed, because you don't do as you promised
Daniboi: Ok i will do that.. What do you mean by that dissapointed
Me: that it makes me sad that you dont do waht you promis
Daniboi: Lol baby don't worry about that, i will. Am going to training tomorrow... Can i
Me: ok, but you keep saying you don't have money, now I have a way for you to earn money. All you have to do is make the picture like i told you

Daniboi: Hmmmm, yes mam now I see you love me
Me: of course I do, I told you cookie
Daniboi: Baby
Am so sorry
Just got you
Me: why are you sorry? what happened
Daniboi: That i didn't get what your saying on time....
Me: ok, you understand now?
Daniboi: Now can I take another shot at the field tomorrow
Me: what shot?
Daniboi: So i can send it to you
Me: the underwear, football and shoes shot right?
Daniboi: Yes but
The underwear, shoes or boot, i make use of boot
Me: football shoes please
Daniboi: You're funny dear
I don't have shoes, i have football boots
Me: that's ok too

Friday
[/color]Daniboi: hi
Me: hi. scored today?
Daniboi: Hit the bar
Love
How is your night
Me: the bar... that's almost a goal. Close enough, I like it
Daniboi: Yes love
The picture i took not that gud, the guy i gave my phone to take a short didn't get it right and have no time than to train would you like to see it
Me: sure, you can always make a better one at next training
lad sent again a picture in ballkicking outfit
Me: Cookie that's so cute
but not what you promised
Daniboi: I still don't get it why
Me: go use google and see what david beckham did for calvin klein
Daniboi: Alright
Me:
Me: found it?
Daniboi: Not yet
Don't have subcribtion now, when I got to wrk i will check it out
Me: lol you don't need subscription for google. it's free
Daniboi: Nop the is not only your side over there, everything here is money
Only your side over there sweetie, Here is money
Me: you're funny cookie
Daniboi: Ok then i will try and tell you so you don't believe
Should I just type Beckham pictures
Me: david beckham calvin klein
look at the images, you'll get the idea, but you should add in the football and shoes
Daniboi: Alright
Daniboi: Lol baby that's so sweet and sexy but i don't have six abs
Me: doesn't matter mr. Cute most girls don't really like them all that much
Daniboi: Don't worry I will give you one tomorrow not in training at home..... With my underwear and my full body don't worry
Me: and the football shoes and something that looks like a football?
Daniboi: Ok i try cos i don't have balls here
Me: you're castrated?
ouch
Daniboi: Why
How
Me: you say you don't have balls
Daniboi: Do you want me to not that balls i mean football.
Me: lol i know
but it was sure as hell funny to see you write that
Daniboi: Ok keep laughing at me (crying emogie)
Me: now don't cry mister Yummie
Daniboi: Am 100 percent complete
Me: I believe you
and 100% sexy as hell
Daniboi: Yes I give you what you need
Me: okay
Daniboi: Am too active so don't mess with my sweet.... 😄
Be on my way now to wrk
Me: I just like joking cutie
but if you dont have a football to use in the picture, just use something taht looks like it
Daniboi: Ok dear
Kiss your neck, down to your sweet warning don't try me Mr active

Later
[/color]Me: Mr Active, hope you have a good day at the cookie factory
Daniboi: Yes love and you
Me: I wasn't at the cookie factory
Daniboi: Why are you like this tell me
Me: like what?
Daniboi: I reply you back with greeting and you means howfar are you doing over there, you told me you're not in cookie company, now I see your insulting me with that cookie you called me... Wish am there i would have turn your back and stroke you for that......
Me: I'm not into spanking cookie and i was just sad i wasn't with you in the cookie factory
no need to get fifty shades of angry with me

Daniboi: No am not
Are you angry
What's wrong
Pls be happy

Saturday
[/color]Daniboi: Hey you
I won't chat you again
Me: Whats wrong?
Daniboi: You've been sleeping all this while, I have to say hi befr i can chat you.. Hmmm
Me: Ive been sleeping, cleaning, laundry and meeting a friend now
Youre grumpy today
Daniboi: Am fuckin not happy to day
How are you, tell me about your party last night
Me: Dont swear cookie. Whats wrong?
Daniboi: Pls i went to, thinking i will find help but nothing show up,
You know what i will take the pic with my football shoes but no ball Lets see how it looks like
Me: Ok i have an idea
Draw a ball on a piece of paper, place a bucket upside down on the floor, stick the paper ball on that
Then make the picture with your foot on the bucket, so it looks like you have one foot on the ball
The agency photochop wizards can make it look reel
Daniboi: Hey, can you wait for me to get ball tomorrow, cos the one i draw doesn't make sense.. Or i should send it
Wait till tomorrow my brother said it doesn't make sense i will go get ball tomorrow
Me: Its okay ill wait. But you can send it anyway cause i alway like to see my beautiful man
Daniboi: Ok you will see my body but not today wait till, tomorrow is dark... Ok

Sunday
He told me that his brother was out to get a ball. In the evening the trophies appeared
[/color]Daniboi: Wasup
<trophy pictures>
Me: you're gorgeous
dont wanna share this with the agency. it's all mine
Daniboi: Hmmm Emma
Cherish
Me: yes?
cookie
Daniboi: Why did you say that
Me: because I love to look at you
Daniboi: Then am willing to come over there now you know everything about me
Dont have any thing to hide
Me: yay!
guess you earned a nice picture now too
if you want
Daniboi: Yeah
Show me
Me: I have a nice one somewhere from my last vacation, wait
<sexy bathing suit picture>
Daniboi: I feel like jumping on you
Me: uhm. okay
i'm not a trampoline you know
Daniboi: I know but if you show your agency my pic what did you think might happen pls tell me
Me: They will steal you away from me
you can kiss your football carreer sweet byebye, because they only want you to make underwear pictures
Daniboi: Is that the only thing I will be doing
Me: cutie, I have no idea, I will send it to them tomorrow and then we'll wait

And a lot more lovey dovey stuff until he started talking dirty, then it was time for my character to go to bed.

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:59 pm

^^^ LOLOLOL! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:18 pm

So it took me almost a month, but I got him to make a video... not 1 but 4!!!

Emma has a friend who works for one of the big guys at Chelsea. So daniboy got an assignment:

"You should make a movie showing your skills so I can give it to her. If you’re accepted I’ll move to London with you."

Do a few ball tricks, like in this video: https://youtu.be/i6-OQYnGbzc , then score a goal, run around with your shirt pulled over your head like all the big players do and then run to the camera and say: "Please guys let this Cookie kick balls for chelsey. I want to be with my Cherish Emma."

https://youtu.be/Hup-kgpVbVY

https://youtu.be/MPMPcam3-pI

https://youtu.be/z51ov0ya9Kw

https://youtu.be/4uIeei0k-n8

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:33 am

^^^ LOL!

Congrats, very good job! clapping

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Very nice going! Well done!!

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

was worth the wait lol Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1942

Well he can't do much worse then they did last year.... sign him up!! Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:00 pm

That goalie is horrendous.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:30 pm

There ain’t no better moment to shit on a lads parade than when he’s very happy.... I'm going to try for another trophy...

Yesterday
Daniboi: Hi love am back home
You're busy all day why
Me: no, not busy all day, was done, but you were kicking balls so went out shopping this afternoon
Daniboi: Yeah dan is back home
Now
Me: you won?
Daniboi: Yeah
Me: yay!
you're the best <happy gifs>
Daniboi: Haha so sweet of you
I scored 2 goals
Me: A
Ma
Zing!
Daniboi: We won 5 goals to 3
Me: Wow!
had a celebration with the team afterwards?
Daniboi: My top striker scored hatrick yeah we i
Do
great
Me: well I have very good news as well
Daniboi: What's it love
Me: Heard back from my friend at Chelsea
Daniboi: Yes whats the news
Me: They really loved the video's
Daniboi: Thank god
Me: Yes, that's what I said!
Daniboi: <very happy emojies>
Me: This is going to happen baby
Daniboi: So happy to hear that
Am happy
Me: Yes me too!
very happy
Daniboi: <more happy emojies>
I don't know what to say baby am happy
Me: I know, me too. So happy
Daniboi: Hahaha
<happy gifs>
We Celebratewhen am there
Me: Absolutely!
Daniboi: What else can I say happy and speechless Just wait…..
Me: I know!!
Me: They really liked what yu did on the video's
Only thing is that they say that they are rather short
Daniboi: Like I don't get you
Me: My friend told me, they really liked the video's but they are too short
normally you would be invited on their field to show all you can do, but this is not possible
Daniboi: Why is it not possible
Me: because you can't afford a plain ticket ofcourse
Daniboi: <laughing emojie>
Me: they pay expenses when a new team player is hired, but not before that
After this it took him a long time to answer every time.
Daniboi: Ok

Daniboi: Yes i can't you know that.....
Me: I know
Daniboi: I have to meet the agent, he will help....
Me: I don't think you understand
Daniboi: Yes I dont you told me i can't afford that, and what did you want me to do
Me: They told me that they love you and what they saw, but just the video is too short to be sure you are really what the are looking for. But they told that you definitely have a lot of potential
Daniboi: So what am I supposed to do
Me: They suggested you make a longer video of 5 minutes. Show more different kinds of tricks, the running around should be a bit longer so they can see you're in good shape (which you obviously are). The words should be the same of course, but the goalkeeper should try a bit harder (he won't be accepted for chelsea of course , but it should look like he's at least trying to block the goal)
Daniboi: I heard you
Me: ok, so what do you think?
Daniboi: I have long videos but cant make any video again
Me: why not?
Daniboi: That will be when I have a match am just tired begging people to do that fr me
And don't know when
This is weaking
Me
Me: You don't have to do that during a match, just like the other video you made last week, but only longer
oh honey, you are strong
Daniboi: No body to do that fr me
Me: I would help you if I could, but I'm not there
Daniboi: I still have those long videos
Me: ok, but they are not the one Chelsea requested
Daniboi: Hmmmm
Me: you know they pay a lot for good players, so they are strict with applications
Daniboi: I know they do
Me: so please try
for us
Daniboi: Today match if you told me this earlier, i did a great job today
I didn't know about this earlier, I"m sorry
Me: but it's not a match they need to see
they need to see you
Daniboi: Oh damn
I understand
Me: good
Daniboi: <sad emojies>
Me: why are you sad?
Daniboi: Forget it what I did today is more than their expectation,the dribbling, the running, positioning am just...
Me: just what cookie?
Daniboi: Maybe I can do that again
Am not giving up, i Will pass other way to Chelsea don't worry
Me: it's so easy to do this dear
Daniboi: Am sorry
Me: you don't want to do this for us?
<crying emojie>
Daniboi: You know how long it takes me to do that i sent you... Everything here is under control. They don't give a shit.... Don't know fr now
I don't know when am gonna do that
<sad emojie>
1
Again
Let me see first
Now I think you should hate me now. Hmm am fuckin tired Nigeria is hard not easy
Me: I don't hate you, how can you even think that
I love you and am your biggest fan
Daniboi: I know you're, but am a product not waste.... I know just cos they want to hire me....... They need to check him well. I try if I can not assuring you of it cos things have turn other way i think it was. That's why am happy for the one i make befr i sent you. Hoping is all. You're not here you can't get me right i know what am saying
Even Ronaldo is not perfect no one is.... Hummmm
Me: I never said anybody is perfect
but you are pretty close cookie
you need a shirt with a number and cookie as the name on it
Daniboi: Yeah i play from the left side
Me: then I'll know where to stand with my pompoms when you play for chelsea
just do it cookie. I want you here
Daniboi: Hmm. Am
I will try
Me: thank you so much!!
<heart-eyed emojies>

Today
Daniboi: How are you
Doing today
Me: I'm ok. You too?
Daniboi: Not okay where are you
Me: Whats wrong?
Daniboi: Don't know,where have you been that's my problem. I know you went to church after that where did you go
Me: Im meeting a few friends now
Daniboi: Bye bye
Me: What are you doing today?
Daniboi: Notin at home with what do you want me to do
You're enjoying your self and yet asking me what am I doing today...

Much Later
Me: What do you expect me to do, sit around doing nothing all day? Have to make the best of it. I don't like it that I live alone so I go meet people. When you're here I will be with you more. But you need to do the longer application for chelsea so we can get you here soon
Daniboi: Hmm... Are you now angry with me
You can move anywhere you like am not holding you back OK....
[/color]Me: not angry, just impatient. Looked like you were angry because I'm not at home sitting on my ass all day
Daniboi: No am not brb dear
Ok
Ok
Ok
Don't want you to be like me............
Me: that would be weird, because then I would be a man....
Daniboi: Hmm cherish
Me: hmmm cookie....
Daniboi: What is that
Now you re home tought you re gonna come tomorrow
Me: what do you mean tomorrow?
Daniboi: What are you doing hop you have eaten
She don't even have my time
Well......
Me: huh? what do you mean?
you were typing, was just waiting till you're finished
Daniboi: You waiting or doing something else
was waiting
Me: what did you mean that i was going to come tomorrow?
Daniboi: Nvm, OK am waiting too
Me: youre acting strange
Daniboi: Ok,why am just simple.... I don't form or pretend,
Me: ok
Daniboi: Oh is that what you think i am
Me: huh?
why do you think that I think the things you think of yourself ?
you're hurting my brain
Daniboi: Huh what, just wait for me
When you see me, you will be at rest cos you acting as if am killing you
Me: your just saying weird things today that I don't understand
Daniboi: Don't worry about that G..... Not a new thing here we just have fun with that
Me: oh, ok, just fun
but why did you think I would come tomorrow?
Daniboi: Yeah, what. You want to know
I see you wanted to...
That's all
After all you have a good friends
Me: i wanted to come tomorrow?
Daniboi: So it's not a new thing
Me: do you think I just go sleep with my friends?
what the fuck cookie?
Daniboi: Nop you have female friends right
Me: among others, yes
Daniboi: O K
Whatdo
Think
If you re with her and you can't make back home is late
Don't prove me wrong
Hummm lady
If you re angry just let me know
Oh if am there now saying this to you, who knows maybe you just slap me.. And is forbidden to beat a girl even a lady same thing here in my life.
So be angry with me hmm
Talk to me is getting late
Me: what are you implying?
and you want to beat me?
I do all these things to help you play for chelsea and you insult me and want to beat me?
FUCK THAT
Daniboi: Oh fine you thinking of that to ur self take a good look at me and tell me i can beat you up,
I
Don't
Do
Such
Think
Ok
Your think is not...
Cos you don't understand
Me.
Just wait till I come if am welcome.
Me: you make me scared now
Daniboi: Why are you so scared Emma and trying to make you stronger
Even if am not there
Now I know why you go out
Comon babe be strong
Me: your talking about beating girls
and why do you think i go out?
Daniboi: Pls...... I don't want to hear that from you again.
Ok i said i don't do that OK.
Me: then why mention it at all? you scare me with it
and why do you think I go out?
Daniboi: Then forget it, cos i know the rules, you go out cause your scared
Me: why woud I even do that?
Daniboi: Staying alone
Left to you
Me: nobody here in my home to scare me
Daniboi: You know
Me: what do i know?
Daniboi: Now am not just OK
Not at rest
I might be in the house but not until I did what you requested
Me: Not what I requested.... Chelsea requested it
Daniboi: Hum hum
Me: Ok
Daniboi: What are you doing now
Me: talking to you ofcourse
Daniboi: Oh OK, say something new
C
H
E
R
I
S
H..
E
M
M
A
Me: something new
Daniboi: Am speechless now

And on he went with the confuzing chat

ETA: A while later I got a real nice quote from him. can be promising when a lad says things like this eh?

Quote:

Can i ask you, now that I see your love fr me is real, and how do we meet

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

I don't know what this lad is smoking, or drinking, but I wouldn't recommend it. Shocked

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:36 pm

Linoline wrote:

what the fuck cookie?

Yeah ...I'm gonna have to give you some applause for just that line.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:55 am

The poor lad had someone video him again, but since it's not what I requested, but just a recording of him practicing (Not even good enough to see who he is) I won't post it here... But he's done this before and with some persuasion he did what I wanted anyway. In the meantime it's nice to rile him up now and then. Some days it doesn't take much to get him rambling

Me: I see you don't have time for me now. I'l just go take care of myself
Much later
Daniboi: Everything happens with reason, I don't say that, are you trying to run away from me let's see how it takes to
Just calm your mind
OK
You know I want to get stronger enough before I can come over, it shouldn't be a waste of money to the club ...hope you got me, Emma why are you in a hurry.... Do I say I don't have your time what am thinking is maybe your stress out at work and fall asleep that's why
Don't worry, you know what my agent said is not about travelling is about you get stronger and play well.... I can see your losing hope, why Emma hmm why are you.
Let me hear back from you
I understand why you're saying this.... Whenever I am I can still make the video but let me see how it goes.. OK calm down what you are planning for, do you want another white girl to take over it, i don't like it... Pray support me not easy to be a great man
Am always waiting for you too cos i have you in. Mind. The coach is giving me time to play and recover what i miss
Don't repeat that word that word again please cos i don't like it. Am always ready for cherish....
Please calm down
Again much later
Me: what other white girl are you talking about cookie? You cheating on me?

Maybe this can be used to push him in the right direction again...
And if anybody knows a translation tool to translate confusing please let me know, sometimes I don't understand half of what he's typing.

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