Funny chat bits with romance lads

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:43 am

I thought this might make a funny thread... sometimes romance baits are more about getting bank accounts, etc. and the entire bait isn't really worth posting, but there are some hilarious chat exchanges that can happen for example When Darla is Drunk

So, have a quick and humorous exchange with your lad? Post it up. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:55 am

When a lad has been baited to death and has no patience for new potential victims. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:57 am

bwahahahaha
thats funny

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:02 am

Padme wrote:

When a lad has been baited to death and has no patience for new potential victims. Laughing

Omg hilarious, had to get the tenna lady out! 🤣😂🤣

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:12 am

Can't say I can top Padme's lead but I found this among some rubble earlier today:

Quote:

Gottahavefaith: were have you been
Trucker John: Hey there my little long plate special I bean clear on down to Chi town and back again yes I has and whats your ten forty if I might be asking?
Gottahavefaith: Oh i have been here down and dick up and down
Good talking to you again
Trucker John: that sure does sounds likes you bean getting lots of dicks yes it does my little side salad with extra bac O bits
Gottahavefaith: ok
Why haven’t you contacted the banker?

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:33 am

Another hopeless romantic.

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:39 am

^^^^^^^
Now that's subtle! Razz

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:01 am

Time to name drop and to lament how hard it was to find a photo that didn't have that hot chick from Trawna on his arm...

Quote:

Prince Harry: Hello Dear..It me Prince Harry,I would like us to chat here on Hangout
Darla: Hiya
Prince Harry: How are you doing dear??
Darla: Am good Sire
How are you?
Prince Harry: PLEASE DONT CALL ME SIRE OKAY
I AM LIKE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU BUSY DEAR
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF I AM DISTURBING YOU
Darla: Am ok but you don’t need to yell
Prince Harry: I AM NOT YELLING DEAR
Darla: ok Your Highness Hairy
Prince Harry: I DON'T WANT YOU TO DISCLOSE TO ANYONE THAT YOU ARE CHATTING WITH ME BECAUSE OF SOME SECURITY PURPOSE
Darla: ok
Prince Harry: PROMISE ME THAT
Darla: ok
Guess what Hairy?
Prince Harry: what
Darla: Chicken Butt
HAHBAAASHAHAHA
Prince Hairy: I DONT WANT YOU TO PLAY GAMES WITH ME OKAY
SO WILL YOU DONATE TO THE CHARITY HOME
Darla: Hurh?
Prince Harry: OKAY PROVE TO ME YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME
CALL ME AND PROVE IT OKAY
Darla: I called Bucklingham Palace and they said you were unavailable
Prince Harry: REALLY WHERE WENT I
I AM IN MY ROOM
AND PLEASE DO NOT CALL MY CHAMBER OKAY
I ONT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW THAT I AM CHATTING WITH YOU OKAY
AND CAN I SEE THE NUMBER YOU CALLED
Darla: ok

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:04 am

hahaha! I forgot about prince harry. He was awesome.

When a lad forgets to remove the ____ spaces in his format where his fake name and location are supposed to be.

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:21 am

Omg OP...prince Harry? Really.....and you let him get away? All for a few bucks to charity? .........lmao

Padme, I love that your lads are so.....clever and subtle and hat no one would ever doubt their sincerity! Lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

All I seem to attract are Russian ladies who write great lengthy monolithic blocks of text that I cannot even bear to read thru anymore.
Nothing short and classy like you get!

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:41 am

English...

Another romantic...

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:56 am

Those are crazy hilarious! Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:57 am

Omg, this is doing nothing for me getting off my arse and working.......it's better than a soap! Lol

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:34 pm

This one gave me a chuckle...

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:23 pm

I've found romance scammers on FB to be fun, pliable, and open to many baiting paths. Once a "relationship" is established, the bait may be moved however you wish. This exchange started with a simple comment...

Emeka is waving at you!
Emeka: African language
Anita: English
Emeka: Yea
Lol
I need an pass u
Anita: I only speak English.
Emeka: Ok dear
Which state are u
<<You missed a call from Emeka.>>
Pick
Anita: Pick what?
Georgia
Emeka: Ur calls
I just call u right now
Anita: It says This feature is not compatible with Internet Explorer at this time.
I didn't hear u.
What is pick a call?
Emeka: Can u give me ur number
Let me call u right now
Give me ur number
Anita: I don't have a phone.
My Church doesn't allow that.
Emeka: Wow
Anita: Why shuld a woman be trusted with 1?
Wow what?
Emeka: Surprise
So how did u communicate with ur family
Anita: Why wuld I be surprised? I've been a member my hole life.
Daddy and I talk every nite.
Emeka: Ok good
Are I wash by the blood of jesus
I need to talk to u via here
Anita: Plz write in English Live our Lord and Saver Jesus Christ did. If it was gud enuff 4 him 2 write the bible with, it shuld be gud enuff 4 u 2 use.
Emeka: <<You missed a call from Emeka.>>
Ok
Anita: R u trying 2 hark my computer? U keep making that Internet Explorer pop up take over.
WHY?
Emeka: Lol
Never
Anita: If ur a gud Southern Lad from Texas, why don't u speak English gud?

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:57 am

I haven't quite figured out where this one is going...she has not yet asked me for any money. Obviously some sort of a romance/inheritance scammer but we have not gotten to the ask yet. That being said, this has to be some of the funniest shit I have ever read.

https://i.imgur.com/JcNcMgD.png

https://i.imgur.com/0W3gK5N.png

https://i.imgur.com/Bxq2EdH.png

https://i.imgur.com/TcXdbY5.png

https://i.imgur.com/ofOid3b.png

https://i.imgur.com/886g6kw.png

So she is broke but her parents left her and her two brothers 800 million dollars worth of property. The attorney had a buyer who was not serious and now he has to relist it on craigslist.

Oh and she loves me but is failing in love with me Laughing

Images changed to links to prevent forum blow out - bw

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:05 am

It seems that your photos are locked for some reason.

It's better to upload them to imgur.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:42 pm

Photos should be fixed now

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:51 pm

I had to change the images to links, as they exceeded 600 pixels in width and caused forum blow out.

Using your Google Drive to share things on Eater often leads to the "locking" you witnessed. The viewer also needs to be logged in to Google to view themselves.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:03 pm

no problem on the links.
i am a bit confused as I posted them as images with direct links from imgur

The "locking" came from photobucket.

No google drive was used.

Thanks for the help on the links.
now I need to figure out what went wrong

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:17 pm

I was posting in two threads simultaneously and mixed them up. Apologies, since there was no Google Drive involved.

The problem was the image size before you uploaded them to imgur.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:24 pm

Try postmg or tinypic both have options to resize your image when you upload.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:27 pm

Thanks Padme, BW419ers
That makes sense now

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:18 am

This:

Quote:

am fin balor by name am a famous wrestler in wwe network there is something about you that really impress me i like you that is why I am writing you. I will be so glad if you can give me the privilege to have your email address let’s write and get to know more about each other if you don't mind. Here is my own email address finbalor4061@gmail .com

And this started in progress but not muchly:

Quote:

Fin Balor: thank's for your time okay
am leaving you
i don't know if you are real of fake
Darla: Hmmm
Fin Balor: what?
?
Darla: I was just wondering why you are preteding to be big gay irish man.
Fin Balor: Fuck ooof
Darla: Have you eaten?
Whattime is it there?

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