F*ck Darla (NSFW) Emma takes it to the Nth!

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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:57 am

Maybe a one off but maybe not eh?

Joined in Progress:

Quote:

Lad: Yea can't sleep
Darla: Amhere to chatok?
Oops ben having drinks
Lad: What type of drinks
Darla:Wel Istarted with bloddy margys then had a few crowns and am tryin chmapliang sooo not too much really
Lad: Now you're at home relaxing
Darla: Yess except for beanhome ok?
It is real loud here and hippedy hoppedy boply yes
Lad: I haven't seen such coz i don't drink your type
Darla: kahhahaahahaa!!! Yu are funny hunny
whtacha drinking??
Lad: But I like you, I drink Baron,magic moment, brandy..... You need coz, you must flex.....
Darla: round here nad gays peeples and hookers drink that butt am gladyulik
Lad: What's the percentage of those
Darla:On a frdy nite they are everywher ok?
Lad: OK wish to high with you, you can't just be there alone
hello are you angry with what I just said
Darla: Naaahwas just booked and a feeling
Lad: What's that
Feelings of what
I can see that you're very happy over there
Excited
Darla: Ooooh yesh
Lad: lol am happy with u here.....
Darla: Hangi on ok? Some bitchty is lokinatme
Lad: Ok
Then move out
If you don't feel confinent
Darla: Fucckk!!!
Lad: What
talk
Darla: Surcity made me stopsalpping that hohohgfd.. fuk.
FUCK I gotsmesome of thatskanks hair in my hand now blonde my ass!!!! Fucking duche canoe!!!
Lad: Are you okay there
Darla: Tthat drink that nuice man bought e was strong buamstringer and oh shit!!!!!!SHIT
Lad: Oh! You have to change it, if is not good for you, just take some thing lite
So you will be able to go home
Darla: Goingtp go outdinds and slapthat Bitchy!
No ne tellsme McGuiver was stooppid!!!

AND then I logged out. I somehow have a feeling that Darla is going to the Drunk Tank...

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:36 am

Drunk Darla!

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:29 am

Hilarious! Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:29 pm

Drunk Darla is best Darla, I think.

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:17 am

^I was wondering where you got to. Welcome back eh?

Sooo the Lad came back for some more:

Quote:

Lad: No plzzzzzzzzzzzz calm down just leave him, your better than him
Pls all I need is your joy, happiness, love.... Just take things like its a mistake plsss, i beg you i don't want to stay away from you, someone who cares.........plzzzzz
THIS MORNING
Hello dear sleep well...
THIS EVENING
Darla: Am finally home Fuck
Lad: Hello what's it
Darla: Whats what?
Lad: Just asking you Ok
So what's going on, afar you doing
Darla: I was in jail
Lad: Fuck why
Jezzz how come Darla
Darla: why do these characters have authority here? Why can they discipline us and throw their weight about with the impunity they have come to expect on this, the harshest place I’ve ever been to? Worse still, why can they vote in their endless hidden polls about what happens here!
Fucck I need anoter drink
Lad: Oh, am so sorry for that
Darla......
Hello dear maybe this is what you do
Why don't you drink at, buy your drinks and take them home plz, aleast is your home
Darla: The silence of the rest is eloquent. To have been allowed to behave like this just endorses it. Some just couldn’t give 2 fucks about anything that goes on here unless it involves them. FFUCK!!!!!
Lad: Damn, Darla am talking to you pls listen.... I love you more than this.... Save yourself, don't go out to drink again drink at home cos no one will have the mind to provoke you......
Darla: Hang on…
Lad: Am sorry what about your place of work what did they do about it
Darla: My work????
Heh! The hypocrisy of i
Lad: OK then! So what are you doing now
Darla: Welthe morpok??/
hine the doctor gave ne is kickinling in
FUCCC! I meen no I don’t sec ok?//
Lad: is there still any issue on ground
Darla: mm settling doon nowm just thinking aboot your backend profile
FUCK I LOVMORFEEENNNNN
Lad: Ok what are you gonna do now
Darla: Hurny? Gess what???
Lad: What's that baby
Darla: Chikken Butttt!!!
HAHAHAHAAADooopsfukin
g keyboard
Lad: What really happens tell me
BIG SMILEY THINGS
Darla: ooooh just thout of tis ok?there once was a no wait thataint it..
Um
Ok got it
Ithink
Lad: OK no prob, atleast your happy
Darla: Hurny?you got biig wang danget????
Lad: SMILEY SHITS
Lol
Is that what you want
Darla: bipedyboppedyboop
Lad: Baby I got you use direct way to tell me how your feeling
Darla:Weni putsmy foot on the floor thr is nomore spinning
Lad: OK dear
Don't know when i will see my dear love.......
Darla: awwwwif you were colland macho like the Fonz I’d get you a jobs hear
Lad: Why not, and what am I watin for..... Oh just to see you....
Don't worry I promise you that you will enjoy me
Darla: Cansyu sign dance ormaybee fight???
Lad: I love sports.
Darla:uhoh need to barfs..shit

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:30 am

Whew, Darla can sure party! happy crowd

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:15 am

I had to come back for Drunk Darla, what can I say?

And don't worry lad, you will definitely enjoy Darla Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Ditzy drunken Darla - a joy to encounter. Shocked

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

Darla!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:59 pm

Quote:

Darla:uhoh need to barfs..shit

Now that is pure poetry! Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:19 pm

Darla has one Helluva hangover and hasn't yet responded but the Lad did send this nugget her way:

Quote:

What is that, aprt from those you call, is there any other way optionz
there's something you don't understand, right from. My child hood have been in this game what i love most in my life. I told you this earlier, but dancing am I left it long time ago and fighting i don't. Is that why you got angry and went offlineDarla, is that why...... I promise to listen to you. And hear your advice but now, you went without saying bye... Not fair you don't have to change man's mind, no problem if you're not helping me....

Perhaps when Darla sobers up a tad she'll 'help' this Lad become famous.

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:00 pm

But he’s already famous, he just doesn’t know it!! LOL_sign

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

oscarpiles wrote:

Perhaps when Darla sobers up a tad she'll 'help' this Lad become famous.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:18 am

From that last email, it looks like the lad is better at being drunk than Darla. No offense intended, OP.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:12 pm

^ I tend to agree although I do have an excuse (for now).

Quote:

Lad: Ahm good morning,
i Slept off last night, how are you doing over there sweetie
Anyway sleep well
But you abandon me for days, what did i do Darla
Darla
I saw you online..
Darla: Am here now Hunny
Lad: Hello dear
Darla: Hiya
Lad: Long time baby
You said you wanna talk to me
Darla: am here
You seemed so frenetic sweatie and I got worried
Lad: Well since hv been waiting for You...there's nothing am doing here baby
Darla: Why are you doing nothing???
I was trying to help you and then you went all silly
Lad: Normal am still training, how am i silly
Am training baby
Darla: What kinda training???
Lad: football
I can't fight
Darla: But you are athletic aren’t you? And have some moves??
Lad: Yes I do
Darla: Then maybe you could do stunts for actors? Stunt lads make Piles of Oscars as the Boss says
Lad: Darla you stunt isn't easy am scared of it but let's me say, you don't like football why
Darla: Awww you shouldn’t be a fraidy cat and we don’t hire footballers for movies silly
Lad: Ok
Darla: but I’d never make you do anything that you weren’t comfortable or should be committed for doing
I’ll be back in a while Hunny
Lad: OK then
We talk if is what you want no time to waste
AFTER COFFEE
Darla: Hurh?
Lad: Sweetie
Darla: Yess
Lad: Don't know what am gonna do cos i don't plan fr this
AFTER MORE COFFEE
Darla: Whatcha mean Hunny?
Lad: Just thinking how to cop
Darla: Awww I know it is a big step moving far away from home and living into a big luxury house with fame and fortune and all the nice fans wanting to take your pants off and give you crabs so please don’t take it lightly ok?
Lad: What did you want me to do now
Darla: It sounds ever so much like you are undedicated so I need you to keep thinking and by thinking I mean a lot so that you are surest aboot your move here with me
Lad: And what's the name of your company
Darla: Titlanta
Hang on I'm catching my bus
Lad: Are you in
Darla: Yess butt it is a bumply okk?
Lad: OK
Do you think I can do it
Darla: You should be excommuteddssd sjhit sorry. Fuking goofbus.
I mean I would like to think so Hunny
Lad: there are professionals,
And Am not befr teaching me on how ,you know is not easy baby
To catch up
I know you're always angry hearing me saying, but don't be
Darla: Am a ttola perpetrator annds holy Fuyckin Crisco ona bed post this thing is bumpling like my step-Uncle’s lap that time behind the woodshged .. Jeez
Hang on getting off
Lad: Hmmm
This is serious
Will you teach me
You don't? Need to be worried i will come ok
AFTER A SMOKE
Darla: Ahh that’s much more better
Stupid bus
Hunny if you listen to my professional advice am sure that I can make you a most famous lad assuming you are a good lad??
Lad: Your funny what happened Darla
Darla: Hurh?
Lad: Sorry lad
What’s
Talk to me jor
Darla: Whatcha talkin bout Hunny?
Lad: Nvm where are you now heading to
Darla: ok
Lad: Am on my way back home now walking alone is late outside
Darla: ok
Lad: Where are you
Going to
Darla: am getting some groceries
Lad: OK then I will be back in 40min 😘😘
Darla: ok
RIGHT ON CUE
Lad: baby
Darla: Hiya
Lad: Hop you've gotten home
Darla: I got a few more errants to make then I will be home
Lad: Ok
Dear
Darla: Hang on I just have a few more things on my shopping list.
Lad: No problem dear
Darla: A few bottles of Chateaux Blue Too, um oh yeah maxi-pads..disposible douches
Some crab ointment and I can’t quite read this. Sec
Lad: OK dear
Still on you
A COUPLE HOURS LATER
Lad: Oh you left

Y'know I'm starting to like this Lad.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:33 pm

You had me at

Quote:

It is real loud here and hippedy hoppedy boply yes

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:57 am

The Canadian Queen of Crabs wrote:

am sure that I can make you a most famous lad assuming you are a good lad??

Undoubtedly.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Quote:

I drink Baron,magic moment, brandy

Underrated! It reminds me of the old school Aqua Velva formula.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:07 am

The Lad got concerned when Darla went missing but not all that much eh?

Quote:

Lad: how and what happened
Hey what's wrong with you
TODAY
Darla: Hurh?
Lad: Hi love, what happened last night
Darla: I had the most nicest sleeps
Lad: Wow amazing, now you at work
AFTER LUNCH
Darla: Yess
Lad: OK love... Am on you
AFTER COFFEE
Darla: Oooh sounds kinkly
Lad: How is work going
Darla: It is slow today. I can hardly wait until I can go home tonight and then maybe to the club
Lad: Hmm good going without me
Darla: But you said you can’t dance Hunny
Lad: Can you do me a favour, get me a football club there
Darla: Like Atlanta United FC?
Lad: Yes..Dear
Darla: I did once go on a date with the owner Mr. Blankey or something like that but all he wanted to play was a silly game called hide the salami
Lad: K, but how can you help me please get one for me to play, i want to move and fuckin fed up here
Any club
I know who I am, i will boost up, i promise I won't turn you down believe me
Darla: Hunny I have been telling you how you can get to the United Sate but you don’t lissen good
Lad: OK how am listening....
Baby
Darla: Since you can’t sing, can’t dance and are too fat to fly I can get you an audition with our stunt coordinators cause you are in shape and tough and fearless right?
Lad: Tell me how did see my shape
Ok
Darla: He he I’d like to see much more of it but we can work on that can’t we Hunny?
Lad: Yes we can but am I fat,here am complain that am Slim
Don't worry for you to know, if I took another pic of me I send it to you. To see if am..
Darla: We can arrange for a few pictures of you because then I can work on just exactly the image we need for you ok?
Lad: OK
Darla: See Hunny when you lissen good how we can be a great team?
Lad: OK then love
What about my profile pic hv you seen it
The one I took
Go check and tell me something
Darla: OK then love
What about my profile pic hv you seen it
The one I took
Go check and tell me something
Darla: Just a sec the Boss is here
Lad: Ok
AFTER SOME LOTTERY FANTASIES
Darla: Oooh yess I do like your picture my big sexxy man!
Lad: Lol 😊😊😊
Darla: But we will need a few more professional photos for your portfolio. That way you will look experienced and ready for any assignment
Lad: Ok dear
Darla: We can work out the specific this weekend so you’ll be ready for coming here and being my own very special lad. Yum!!!
Lad: kk
Sure you put me through
Darla: Oh I’d like to put you through all sorts of trials if you will lissen to me properly
Lad: OK then
So how are you going to make it work
Darla: Well we need to think about what we can do to build your portfolio and from there you can fill out an application and then if all goes well and I know it will Hunny you will have the chance of a lifetime with money and fans and fancy clothes and everything you ever wanted ok?
Lad: OK dear
Thanks alot for you helping me
DANG WORK GOT IN MY WAY FOR A BIT
Darla: Aww you are ever so welcome. Am leaving work now but will check in soon ok?
Lad: OK
AND THEN DARLA WENT CLUBBING

I've been very patient with this Lad so far; not pushing him but if he keeps being so compliant I might just have to ask the Pussy er I mean Posse if they want to help get this Lad everything that he deserves.

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:37 am

Since St. Paddy's is here I've dubbed the Lad thus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujr8dQJgQUU

Plus he calls himself that soooo...let's get on with it eh?

Quote:

AFTER MIDNIGHT
Daniboi: Baby sleeping next to you dear
TODAY
Darla: Hurh?
Daniboi: Where are you
Hiya
Darla: Am at home
Daniboi: OK am at home too, am see you next to me......
How is your club party
Darla: Aww that makes me have some ever so nice feelings
Daniboi: what are you doing
Back online
Hop you play safe
Well today's weekend where are you going to chill
Darla: Am going to a St. Particks party in a couple hours
Daniboi: Wow. You like flexing alot
Well is good for you
Darla: I had best go have my bath and shave my naughty bits because I have new really short dress to try on
Daniboi: Baby won't you take me as i am.. Song by the weekend.....
OK dear
Hurry don't go late
Darla: Talk soon my lovey dovey man
Daniboi: Bye, but I can shave them for you
If you would like me to..... Bye but still there fr you
LATER
hey......how is party
D
Darla: Itis louda nutsy butt FUN!!!! WOOOOO
Daniboi: Wow……
Darla: I think I waz rtalking to Axel Rose too Hunny. Yes axel spoke
Daniboi: Who's she, are you introducing me her
Hv you ever done that... Just want to know baby
Darla: She ishhe but I gues one could mistakens him for a girlwith all that long hairs and him being a little little man
Daniboi: Ok,I love that
Darla: Yessh
Daniboi: So what next
Darla: Oooh they are bringling outs the Depth Charges!!!!!
AROOOOGAH!!!!
AROOOOGLAH!
ARUGULA!
Hunny cans youse give me few mints???
Darla: Hahahaa I meant mints!
Shit stoopid oralcorrect
Sec
Daniboi: OK my lady
AFTER A BIT
Darla: Ok us a niiice Hunny I founds a really quiet place so we can talk more gooder ok?
Daniboi: OK so what are you keeping fr me sexy
Darla:Hurh?
Daniboi: Your busy out their
Darla:Wel yess but no I wants us to talks aboot us
Daniboi: OK we've meet some days but yet waiting to hear from you,
Any time I was on bed is like am together with you on bed, any time you went offline, have start missing you Darla,
Their is nothing you're looking for, that you won't see in me, Darla here I told you am bored yes cos l take you so special and i keep away from girls.... Am single baby
Darla: Awww
Hunny do you loveme????
Daniboi: I know what is good for us, i love you and i understand why you go to clubs, cos you're lonely., but won't let you be,
Darla: OOOh like that’s.Wanna know if I loveyou>>>?
Daniboi: Right here seeking fr big job to get money for my passport,
Yeah do you
Darla: If I coulds I’d dig a big hole and bury yu alive so that no one else could ever have you
That’s how much I love you
Daniboi: That's pretty much, of you sweetheart
Did you know that I just keep looking at you and your picture and your sexy body
Darla: Am intrested tell memoore
Daniboi: K, one you have what am looking for Slim and sexy nice shape of you that's all I like about you, am romantic
If you want me to
Darla:YESS OH FUCK YESS
Daniboi: Then I give to you anytime you want me to
I will give it to you like you never seen mine is different
Darla: Yu got a bend in your wang dangler Hunny?
Daniboi: What do you mean say it
Darla:We;l you said yours was different so I thoughts that your Mr. Pricky was deformed or sumthin
Daniboi: Well do not worry you see your self
Darla: Sec am stating to sober up. Need a refill or two
Daniboi: Really
AFTER A BIT
Darla: Hey was lurking at your Facebuggers likes whats Alfoboobs?
Wait hehehehe those are gihungonormous!!!!!
Daniboi: You said befr you like bad guys
Darla: Yess
Butt those drty great milkers would smother yu.
I’d have to probably put my hands around your neck and squeeze really hard to smother you
Daniboi: Who are they
OK
I make you cum seriously,
You dare me
So their is no time for you to see
Darla: Yum
If you take a opictureI can see it??????
Daniboi: Nop I can't do that
Online your not the only one seeing it
Hey Darla i hop is til when you see me
Darla: Yud thi ks I’d show it toanyone?
You don’t got a big wnag dangler and r ashame aren’t you Hunny????
Daniboi: Hey i have I assure you, i don't want to lose you
Just believe me
When am right there, you own me
Darla: I’d like to think that I own you now
Daniboi: Darla where do want to start well is been Long i bang, how did you think it will look like banging you... Baby
Oh shit sorry
Darla: hurh?
Daniboi: Darla
Darla: Yess?
Daniboi: When is it working
Darla: I ain’t getting yu Hunny
Daniboi: We talk more about it when we're together on bed
Darla: ok
Hunny look at this from your website
ALFOBOOBY SHOT SENT
Daniboi: Whats that
Darla: Well round here we call them tits
Daniboi: Can you add me to whatsapp, should I give you my cell number
Darla: Hag on Iwas thinking.
Daniboi: This boob's is too big, yours is better okay, what are you thinking of baby
Darla: Oh yeah we nedd to tlaks aboot work before I get inbrainiated ok?
Daniboi: Yeah…
Darla:Hunny can yu lissen and lissen close for a few minutes. Thos blowjobbers are starting to kick in and I want yu to understands perfectly ok?
Daniboi: Ok
Baby
Darla: good
Now we need to get a portfolio in order for youand we also want yu ready to travel at any pointy rite?
Daniboi: Right
Darla:So I need you to doa few minot thingys to get ready
Daniboi: Minor things means get ready OK
Darla: To speed things up can you just type "Ma'am I have a question may I speak?" It turns me on and then it won't interrupt my deep thoughts
Daniboi: OK got you
Darla: Well try it out silly.
Daniboi: Ma'am I have a question may I speak?
Darla: You got it right Huny.
Do you really have a question or were yu just practicizing?
REALLY LONG PAUSE
Hunny?
STILL NOTHING
THEN I REALIZED MY INTERNETS WAS BROKEN
Daniboi: Yes am busy sorry ,not really
Darla:Please start all with yes Ma’am so that I know you are serious and lissening ok?
Daniboi: yes Ma’am
Darla: Oooh that turns me on Sweatie!
Now let me continue
Daniboi: OK ma'am
Darla: Oooh that makes me fell so hot and buttered
Now yur image neds to be tough and greasy and mean right?
Daniboi: Ma’am like
Give me info
Darla: We need some pictures ok? Ones that showyour muscles but you need to do something frst
We can work on a haircut in a minue butt yu ned to shave your body hair so that yuare mr smoothly
Daniboi: Ma'am something first like training
What are you bringing me into... Ma'am
Darla: First off you dinyt ask for persimmon and thirdly am trying to explain it toyou ok?
Daniboi: You know I love my hair ma'am
Am listening ma'am...........
Darla: ok I love your hair too and well prolyl only die it blonde later but for now it is fine ok?
Butt I need pictures that makes yu look like yu are a experinec stunt lad
Can yu get a few simple snaps for me?
Then we’lltalk training
Daniboi: Things have changed the way am seeing it am sorry
Darla: Hurh?
I'd better go cause Ishud be at the party
Doublepluss yu don’t wants totalk bizess todaytoo
Ooooh they’restrating a bra and painties green jello wrestling matchcontest…
Am soo entering. Wush me luuck11!!!y! WOOOOO
Daniboi: OK but I have something to tell you....
Am but still want you helping me
Darla: Awww I wants to make yu get everything that youdeserve ok?
Daniboi: Baby am not qualified for that ,
Darla: Hunny yu don’t need to be quantified fi yu lissen too me op?
I got knews teterday that the man I hired for a non-speaking part for a movie got $10,000 USD for appearing as ‘naked vagrant at Swedish massge parlor’
Daniboi: I have dislocation in my hand ✋ now i can't use it for that
Darla: Hmm but yu can still sasify yerself ?
Daniboi: With one hand pls i can't my dad is late, just looking for soft work... Maybe if you can lend me money to come over there, when i got it i return back, but I can't stunt pls
Darla: Hunny that actor he is going to be cast as another extra soon.Since he is experience hewill get $20’000 USD for Five minutes work and catering only to stand there for a few moments.
Yu undertsna ding me???
Daniboi: Hmm I know you are trying to help thank you so much, you know right from i only focus on my training hv not done anything apart from football, how can i...... Am an expensive player, am a left footer, some clubs are waiting for me to arrive....
Darla: Hujnny I cans get yu her and get yu money even if yu are a useless lad butt yu ned to lissen
Then you can doanything you want in the United State
Daniboi: Ok
You get me money
To come
Hey you
I can’t runaway with your money
I need to listen fine if am a useless lad ,you called me useless yes am useless cos i can't and if you get me then you'll enjoy me OK.............. Darla
You need to reason befr you do something that won't make use chat again, i own you one and you own me too looking at your Slim sexy waist i can't leave you, think of me.think of us i have anything to do with your company, all I have business is you Darla...... Focus on how to get me there not with company destiny matters alot i pray to get favour from you but if I don't God would direct me to another am not breaking your heart just want you to know how much i love you........ 😘
WAY LATER
I need you to say something Darla
Darla: Hiya
Daniboi: Where hv you been
Darla: I am partyinnd was wrassling for who would kiss the malarkey stones
Daniboi: Befr we can understand each other is when we meet.... I see it
Give me a kiss
Darla: Muguhmaa! Hahahaha
Whoa am dizzly
LONG PAUSE
Yuther??? Bably?
Daniboi: Is anyone touching you oh trying to mess with you there
Well am watching movie called power, hv you
Full of sex
Like Spartacus
Darla: Oooh yu ogt a likny?????
Daniboi: Oh come over let's play hard
Darla: o ooooplaying hookly is my mane offense
Sec some Fuckig honswaggling midget is looking up my dress
Daniboi: Hmm what are you gonna do to them
Can you send me the picture you took after putting on your dress
Let them go
Darla: Hang on to fuck him the Shit on the little Fucker is trying
Ess\zxr secok????
Daniboi: Hey be careful i don't like you going to club, but I can't stop you from doing that,
Send me your pic
Let's me see your dress
Darla: I’ds let yuseeupmydress if youd wants but ir is oh Fuck tghat is sec vmvj
Daniboi: Let me see your my keep me company 😍😘😘
Darla: Amina club silly mann
Daniboi: Hmm Gotcha promise to send when you're back
I wait until then
Lovely
Darla: Hahrhe yu wanna see me pussly baby lad???? Eh??? My big Mister wait Fuck!!!1 Jeezus Fucking sec thaoh yeah????t douche a canoe
GOODLY PAUSE
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniboi: You angry sorry don't be
Am just planning for us to meet
Do you think I run away
From you
See yours is when am there with you together on bed, common
Why angry with me
Darla: Am noy angry wit yu Hunny it scarazy here
Sometimles whne I thinks too hard I gets the felling that we were made for eachother
Daniboi: I know when you got home OK
Darla: OK thtas fuckingit!!!!Am Cuttig that Skank!!!!

Speaking of Alfoboobs. After studying this for what seemed like hours I realized that this woman had done a photo shoot inside the In-Laws home.

Must visit more often!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ The most humungous of boobs! Would make two of most women's butts. Shocked

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:09 pm

Quote:

Darla: I think I waz rtalking to Axel Rose too Hunny. Yes axel spoke
Daniboi: Who's she, are you introducing me her
Hv you ever done that... Just want to know baby
Darla: She ishhe but I gues one could mistakens him for a girlwith all that long hairs and him being a little little man

Uhm...you need to meet more women.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:01 pm

Daniboi wrote:

I will give it to you like you never seen mine is different

DAFUQ?

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

Avalar wrote:

DAFUQ?

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!
Shocked

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:23 am

Daniboi (seriously that's what he calls himself) spent a couple days charting with himself:

Quote:

Daniboi: Did you ever dream of me when sleeping
Honey
Baby is sleeping whaoooo enjoy your night when you woke up, tell me what you see.......
My love where are you....
Hello dear
Why are you not answering
With who
Hey...
Am sorry Darla
For ignoring me
I hop you can here me
TODAY
Darla: Hiya
Daniboi: Where have you been all this while
Darla: Well I wasn’t more good yesterday and had headaches and belly aches and even had trouble saying the letter R
Daniboi: Oh! Am sorry for that Darla, how is your health now
Darla: ok
Daniboi: What did you mean you have trouble with saying letter R don't get you
Darla: Well I was speaking to Ryan the guy who delivers the Fingerhut catalogue
and it was really silly.
Daniboi: OK love where are you now
Darla: Am at home just aboot to have my tubbly
Daniboi: Me too watching movie mad Max 1-5 now am in part 3
I was worried about you darling
Darla: awwwww
Daniboi: Not hearing fr second, but you don't know how much i love you
I feel like calling you all day but you won't
Darla: Oh don’t be silly Mr. Man. I dint tlak to you yesterday jeeze
Daniboi: I know what am saying
No problem
You got angry.........
First time you mention that, hv not happened befr.... Darla am sorry OK sorry......
Darla: Hunny I need my bath now
Daniboi: OK
Am here
I can wait

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