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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:49 pm |
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The Madrigal has graduated!
Everyone join for some Renaissance-themed boozey fun!
Joking aside, he is a brilliant baiter capable of inflicting lots of lad pain.
It's been a pleasure! |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:50 pm |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Posted:
Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:06 pm |
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Congrats to both of you! |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2075
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:38 am |
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Congratulations! |
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"I am truly not a happy fellow at the moment." - Mr.George |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:57 am |
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Congrats, Madrigal and Tururut! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:14 am |
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Well? Where is he? We can't be expected to just wait around forever in here, there aren't even any chips and dip.
Congrats to both of you! |
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
Posts: 2107
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:25 am |
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Congratulations for graduating! Here's hoping there's lots of lad pain ahead! |
_________________ X435 X2 🍰
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"Lucky" X6
"George", "Dr. Egobia" Rev James Smith Lawson Dike
" I can sue anybody for deformation of character" scammer Fred Unuobia losing his patience with endless questions |
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The Madrigal
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Nov 2017
Posts: 4
Location: In a space truck, high orbit above Ghana
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:44 am |
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I thank you all! Next round of mead and schnapps is on me!
Actually, all credit goes to Turu. Thanks to his masterful mentoring, spot on guidance, and precise instructions, i am now able to ... competently... deal with lads... what have we done??
Also, there is a special person that i would like to thank. That special person has been my support this whole time, even though he is somewhere in Syrian dessert, or in UAE (depends if you believe him, or his IP, respectively). Yet, i have to confess - it is my sin that, for some reason, i cannot conclude a certain matter with a certain consignment, which is really important to him. I'll do my absolute best to finally conclude that matter.
With a bright smile, and a tear in my eye, i would like to recollect some of the finest memories, many of which happened during my graduation ( my messages are in bold) :
The lad presents himself as a Dr. Diplomat, a head of courier company in Dubai. On the other side, yours truly represents a powerful corporation based in Monaco, and it's owner, CEO, and Finance Director (all played by me)
Our 1st attempt
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This morning, Vertex Global has made payment to the indicated account.
Expect the funds to be available on the indicated account Tomorrow, Saturday 16th, or Monday 18th in the morning.
Please, give us a follow - up once you receive the funds.
----the next day---
As you said the money was transferred to the account on 15 /12/2017
But till now,the money has not arrived the account.
We are worried because the money has not arrived our account. |
Our 2nd attempt, after filling out a 50 page contract, by hand.
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I send you the contract agreement.
Send me the screen shot of the transfer after the transfer, because
its very important in this transaction, for documentation.
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Excellent, we are preparing documentation from our side.
Kindly, i'm sending you a few corrections that have to be made in the contract |
Oh dear.. I hope we'll finally get out of this bureaucratic hell. Damn Europeans and their laws...
Attempt No3.
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Finally, after correcting that contract 3 times
We have received corrections, and we submitted them to our bank
Expect that around Friday, 12th we will be able to transfer the indicated sum to you
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Okay
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Finally... Now imagine: You have been working with this maga for over 8 months. Countless document, invoices, procedures, that annoying Finance director. Finally, it will be all over. Tomorrow, on Friday morning, you will walk in a bank with your head held high, and come out with $25,000 in cash. Friday evening, you will park your new NISSAN Pathfinder in front of a fancy club, and show off in front of the whole village. That cute chiefs daughter will run into your rich, open arms. World will be yours.... or will it??
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Note that we do not make any changes. Stop any payment to Ghana Africa to avoid being Scam. The consignment is here our custody in Dubai UAE and not Africa.
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Seems that i have forgotten to update you. We have received information from consignment owner - Mr. Mustafa that you no longer have his consignment, that he does not need your services any longer, and that he changed carrier company. Mrs Jenny confirmed it. Per his instructions, we made payment this morning to courier service in Ghana.
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Please cancel any payment to Ghana I did not change the courier company. Cyber criminal want to take your money please stop them and proceed with Mr. X. these the Pearson that killed our friend Dimitri they want wipe his family please save them. Mr Edgar has vow to wipe the linage of Dimitri
Act fast before is too late. |
Seems that we have a imposter on our hands.... club and chief daughter will have to wait... Except, your rival (my fake lad, which impersonated lad's fake alter ego) wrote this to the maga, his Finance director, and 4 more people (and to you as well):
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Please disregard this email. I receive confirmation, Mr. Courier no longer works for Courier, he was fired due to being drunk and stealing money. He is fired, and is now a janitor in charge of garbage. Treat him like a hoodlum that he is, and do not regard his emails. Courier Company Dubai NO LONGER HAS MY BOX, it was returned to me, after mr. Courier is fired. I have identify this impostor - he is a son of thousand fathers, all bastards like him. He wants to steal my box and your money only. |
That insolent harker... You feel your blood boiling... Yesterday you were supposed to buy a new suit, and a submariner, and foolishly blew all your money... you were counting on those 25k... Something radical has to be done...yes...YES.. THAT"S IT!:
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I will be coming to Khmeimim Airport on 28 February.
Please confirmed my coming by updating me how everything is, because I don't want to risk my life and that of my child out there.
thanks you very much and best regards to Dr Ennis. Please confirm my visitation. |
Sadly, i had some RL stuff to take care of, so i didn't follow up on his last mail. Anyway, after a direct order from Vertex's CEO, lad finally understood that he'll have to show up in Syria, if he wants those $55k (yep, more demurrage charges), since it was his original idea to whine how hard it is in Syria. I'll keep you posted on the development.
That, and many,many more fun (or sad, depends on the POV) moments marked my student days.
Again, my boundless gratitude to Turu, who made it all possible.
I hope i'll become a contributing member of Eater, and i especially hope that we'll all have lots of fun baiting
Kind Regards
M. |
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bobbybobby
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2015
Posts: 1942
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:09 am |
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Congratulations!! |
_________________ "CHAIRMAN OF ASHAWO CLUB"
"YOU ARE COMPLETELY A LUNATIC."
"PLEAS DO NOT SEND ANY OF MY EMAIL COPY TO THE MAD MAN.AGAIN."
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:57 am |
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Well done to you both. |
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BigBeautifulBaiter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2015
Posts: 6848
Location: California
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Posted:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:07 pm |
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Congratulations!
Great avatar too . A 50 page document is one of the coolest trophies out there. |
_________________ x2 x75 x8
"i never knew what that idiot charles saw in you old slot fool"
"THEY ASKING FOR ONIONS AND GRAMS WHICH IS MEANT FOR THE INITIAL DEPOSIT FEE"
"nothing good can ever come out from stupid dawn and his family" |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:11 pm |
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Congratulations, Madrigal! And Tururut, too! |
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Accra>Dakar
Accra>Lome
Cotonou>Abidjan
Cotonou>Accra
Cotonou>Lome
Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
#1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN
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Starbuck5
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 617
Location: Hy Brasil
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:01 pm |
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Congratulations to you both- many more fun days await |
_________________ My Sty x 564
- Steven Mnuchin
IF YOU EVER WRITE ME AGAIN I WILL CALL THE CORPS ON YOU, STAY AWAY FROM MY EMAILS - Mr. Paul Adams
You are some kind of schizophrenic i guess? - Richard Summers
REALLY BRO
AM NOT SLEEP YESTERDAY
TILL NOW AM VEX
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i told my mummy she not happy
------- Sammie
WE ARE WITH INTERPOL AND FBI /CIA BOTH SCOTLAND YARD POLICE THERE IN UK, WE FIND OUT IN OUR DATABASE THAT YOU ARE TAKING PEOPLE BANK ACCOUNT FOR FUNS OR A JOKE. WHAT DID YOU USED THOSE ACCOUNT YOU COLLECTED FROM ASIA USA AND AFRICA TO DO,??? WE NEED YOUR GOOD ANSWER BEFORE TAKING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU. - Some lad of mine on an alt acc. Investigations are on-going |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:39 am |
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Congratulations. You will have a bait to publish in no time. Great job. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Mar 04, 2018 3:38 am |
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Toomuchfun
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jun 2011
Posts: 3426
Location: www.scamwarners.com
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Sun Mar 04, 2018 3:50 am |
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Congrats. |
_________________ Scamwarners Tattle Tells On Lads. Just look http://www.scamwarners.com/
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$28,320.00 In Fake Checks
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you have to understand me better" "You put me through all this pain" -Hitman
"YOU ARE MAD LOOK IM NOT HEAR TO PLAY GAME" Craigslist Scammer
"i ave your name do you want me to take your name to my native doctor you will just go totally insane overnight...YOUR ARE WARNED ...Don't dare"
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woody999
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 20608
Location: East of Humptulips
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Posted:
Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:44 am |
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Congrats and the lads will be pleased |
_________________ "thank you for making me a fool" CC lad
"I lost my assories" Barr. Angus Bu...g
"YOU NEED SOME DOCTOR" Barrister Peter Paul
I dont know who is lieing ,either you or F3lcha1r
is annoying to watch my email for a whole day and not read from you-
>178 x 200 x2
Peru : sri lanka : USVI : Oman x 5816
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:40 am |
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Congrats - more beer |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:27 pm |
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Well done. (but I'll take my steak medium rare) |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:42 pm |
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Congrats! |
_________________ 🍆 🦎 🍰 🍰 🍰 x26
"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
Hello! ~Kitty |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:49 am |
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Many congrats! |
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Ser Davos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2014
Posts: 1354
Location: Westeros
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Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:19 am |
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Congrats you two.
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_________________
Prosper: Lagos>Bamako>Timbuktu with the Onion smugglers, TLH, and Jojobean
Isn't being a nerd all about being passionate about something that's inconsequential? |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:12 pm |
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Congrats to both, quite an effort!
Excellent baiting as well... |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:45 pm |
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Well done..
(Not the steak) |
_________________ "One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.”
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