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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:00 pm

Send all your inflammations which i have to send across to them right now for the clearance documentation,

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:54 pm

Well, I did say I was happy to hear from him...

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Hello Mr. Dick Upyourbutt Our ecstatic Swedish Chef

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 23

Due to the high occurrence of internet scams, i completely understand your scientism.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 27 Jul 2016 Posts: 93 Location: USA

This military man was born and raised in ca. When I questioned his English too often this is the latest explanation:

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good morning lxxx so happy to hear from you and am so sorry if there is any way i offend you find a place in your heart to forgive me i understand now you are safe were you are, actually i was adopted by an Asian rev. father from a children caring giving home, when i was at the age of 4years old, here in the U.S military a lot of countries and languages are speak here so we are mix up, i have also been notified i will be promoted to a capt. after this mission, so the c.w.o is an appointment inside the military office not a rank.

I questioned his rank contradiction and he kindly offered a bull explanation as well. Shocked

He is blocked from the chat box and email (goes into Spam)but he is still wants to have a relationship. Maybe I will since I got 2 piggies from the "leave" office. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:51 pm

From the Subject:

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YOU ARE DEAD AND MRS. ROSE IS HERE AS YOUR REPRESENTATIVE

How can I argue with that?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:34 am

From a script:

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This message is from the Management of Money Gram Money Transfer Office St. Pal, MN. 55104 United States Of America and We wish to inform you that the IMF have release your funds sum of $8.5Million US Dollars issued on your name and the money was deposited with us in this Office as MTCN and Reference Number credit card,

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:20 am

From a fake site:

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Mission,vison et valeur

The mink is blind in one i.

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:55 pm

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I receive your email right now, why did you called me fucking druck
man, I trying to help you obtain the IMF warrants certificate you called me fuck drunk. so what is your plan, cause am no going to take any nonsense from you.

Oh, I'll take that bet.

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:01 pm

Happy Now Year

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 1:44 pm

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I wish to inform you that I have delivered your card to your local post office.

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Please I have your package now. I want to no how soon can you be out of sea.

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Yes it was delivered , please were is your location and which address will you be tomorrow, i really need to hand the package over to you in person to avoid any mistakes.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:03 pm

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I was bequeathed the sum of 2.9 British Pounds and an Estate.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:58 pm

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Have a nice day.
Your's in Sincerely.

Mr.Jerry Mike

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:17 pm

There's a Holocaust scammer who keeps sending demands while not reading my replies, and his emails have included the following:

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Your delay is a blind spot in today’s financialcycle to CRT Productivity growth by if your misallocating resources in macroeconomics.

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You fee remitance delay can constitute to damage that fosters international monetary and financial cooperation and serves as a bank for central banks

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We resolve that you the only only rationale surviving heirs of Atbbot Abdiel victims Polish Catholics who worked in a Nazi munitions factory before in August 1942 under terrible conditions, should be repaid of his deposit assets class forced labor.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:55 pm

you are not coming for your package right tell me because am so confused i dont know want is going on

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 7:56 pm

Darla's new Beau seems like a good candidate:

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Sometimes i do it
Raping in french and english
That's why i wanna work With you

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:41 am

Now here's some weird geography...

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General Secretariat 2004, Quai Charles De Gaulle
ANNEX 3 Whitehall Court, London, SW1A 2EL, LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:58 am

^What part of London is in France?

The letter n.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

This is from a dying rich widow scam with the typical ailments of cancer + stroke problem. Being the concerned person I was, I asked if a particular procedure had been tried:

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My Dearest in the Lord William D,

Greetings once and thank you for responding back to me, yes the doctors have tried normal stroke transplant yet no good outcome. This is the reason am contacting you to assit me with the project, kindly try your best to contact the bank Mr. Stephen Hill so that he can explain the procedure of the transfer.

Your sister in the Lord,
Mrs. Maria Bonngi Ntulli.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:52 pm

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i am the lady in charges of your payment files

Best Wishes
Mr. Emenike Kingsley

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 23

Greetings from the caves of war.

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:48 am

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We suggest you go to your bank and do this transfer physically and get a swift which looks like the one which is attached to this e-mail .
Here is a sample of the swift which we received for payment to the same account.

I have a hard time swallowing this use of the word.

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:18 pm

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i am very geniue and real i use to call you on phone all the time you can remember our covasation all the time i call you normaly tell me about someone called you last week that i am the same person. and you also tll me about your dauther LoreSsa you said she is the first in the family to get to university that she very smart. so you can see i am the same person that have been calling you on the phone all the time.

I think he's called Lennybot one too many times Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:38 pm

Frank Chukwu calls me "Dare Customer" and "Dare Sir" and:

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CBN board of directors have small meeting this morning regarding this banking information which we receive from your Coolidge.

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CBN board of directors have small meeting this morning regarding this banking information which we receive from your corlige

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

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How are you doing today? I hope all is well with you. I wish you
happy My dear! This month, You will be too loaded to be stranded. You
will experience smooth acceleration even in the midst of recession.
You will overtake and take over all your possessions. Happy new month!
Please Bubba for the pass few weeks there is no email
response from you please can kindly let me know your current
saturation on this project if you are still going to make the payment
with the payment details I have send to you ..

For the record, my character Bubba has only been silent a week.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:42 pm

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You should understand that nobody is ingredients of your stupidity. You should better regard yourself as power of elevation to everything accelerate.

Too-wubba-hoo?

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