Dew K. Newkum joins the Illuminati... Almost...

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 10 Aug 2017 Posts: 30

So this All started with an email from the Illuminati lad asking for a whatsapp number. I didn't have one so I whipped one up and sent it over to him. Dew K. Newkum doesn't have the best vocabulary in the world as I have kind of geared him to be a loose cannon who flies of the handle out of nowhere and then switches to timid/apologetic/begging. The character kind of developed as I went along.

Baiter: Mr. Paws as Dew K. Newkum in Blue
Scammer: Mr. Zaza as Illuminati Lad in Red

This is my first bait as this character and I definitely pushed too hard near the end and he twigged but I had fun either way and got some interesting footage as well as some pretty hillarious photos.

Illuminati Lad: Hello‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Is Mr zaza the illuminate member‬‬
Dew Newkum: Hello
‪ Illuminati Lad: Is me the illuminate‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: So sir are you really ready to join illuminate??‬‬
Dew Newkum: Yes I am ready
Dew Newkum: Fuck it right? You only live once
Dew Newkum: Holy shit that’s a ton of money in your picture
Dew Newkum: How did you get that much cash
‪ Illuminati Lad: Good and you will make the best out if your life now okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh ya live it to the fullest
Dew Newkum: Of corse
‪ Illuminati Lad: Our lord Satan has no problem with wealth and riches our lord even give out power to some pastors okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Okay
‪ Illuminati Lad: So you will have to send us your I'd card now‬‬
Dew Newkum: I will scan and send it ASAP
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay we are waiting okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: I’m going to send it through email bowed
Dew Newkum: Now
‪ Illuminati Lad: Can't you send it through email‬‬
Dew Newkum: That’s what I did
‪ Illuminati Lad: Have you sent it‬‬
Dew Newkum: Yes
‪ Illuminati Lad: And apply your picture to the WhatsApp okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok
‪ Illuminati Lad: Do that now okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: I think I did it
Dew Newkum: Sorry not that great with technology
‪ Illuminati Lad: Yes and good okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh thank goodness
‪ Illuminati Lad: So you will have to take our oaths now okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok how do I do that
‪ Illuminati Lad: You have to take this oaths now,‬‬
Record it and send it back to us OK.
Say after me :
From today onwards i accept baphomet as my personal lord and savior
From today on wards i give my loyaltytrust & obedience to my God baphomet
I will always obey the brotherhood no matter what happens
I owe the brotherhood my life
Any day i decide to disobey the brotherhoodmay this oath that binds
us together strike me dead
Note: these words are highlyasap spiritual and effective this is what
binds you and our God remember there is no going back after saying
these words
‪ Illuminati Lad: So say after me and record it okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok... let me print it out or something
Dew Newkum: I won’t be able to remember so give me a few minutes
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: I will be waiting okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok! Just gunna type it out so I can read while I say it
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: It won’t let me send it through this app
Dew Newkum: I did it from my phone cuz it was easier than typing but can’t send it should I email
‪ Illuminati Lad: How will you now send it?‬‬
Dew Newkum: I’m just gunna email it now. I emailed him the oath spoken by a text to speech machine that had a pretty good voice and sounded natural. He bought it.
‪Illuminati Lad: You should send us other photo of your self okay now‬‬
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted> Insert video game cutscene character here.
‪Illuminati Lad: Not this another picture okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted> Again, same character from different cutscene. These graphics are great.
Dew Newkum: Sorry I’m driving so it’s kind of fuzzy
Dew Newkum: The angles look a little different but you can obviously tell it’s me
Dew Newkum: Besides the shave
Dew Newkum: Did you get my oath???
Dew Newkum: I hope it came through okay I’m almost deaf so I don’t know how loud I’m being or if I’m pronouncing things right
‪ Illuminati Lad: Yea‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Great‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: You will have to get initiated now okay before you can be a full illuminate member okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok what’s next
‪ Illuminati Lad: Ok now‬‬
I want you to know that there are some initiation that are to be made and its going to cost you a little amount of money .. i.e. The money must be paid by you and you only because it will be the only way we can get to you .. And after that you will be initiated.▲

▲ You will be giving ,.$ to start a new life and within two weeks you will be in multiples and will grow in a form that any thing you desire you get ,then you will be rich and famous.

▲Here are the list of items needed to be purchased for your successful initiation and the amount they cost ▲

Edin ▲

Ogirigon ▲

Illuminati Saint ▲

Illuminati Oil ▲

Mustard Seed ▲

A lamb ▲

Total = $200

▲ All you have to do now is to pay the money for the items and its will cost you the sum of $200 only ...▲

Or if you can get the items by yourself,you can get them,go to the near by market and get the items before hours,,youyTVr initiation starts in hours now,but if you are sure that you cannot get the items yourself,,that's means you need to pay the money fast ...▲
Dew Newkum: Where do I pay the money??
Dew Newkum: I can’t get those anywhere near here
‪ Illuminati Lad: Through western union or moneygram office okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok I need the info
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay I will take the information from the lord now okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok
‪ Illuminati Lad: Receiver Name: okojie success‬‬
Receivers country: Nigeria
Receiver state: Edo
Text question: who
Text answer: Satan
Amount: $200
Dew Newkum: Ok I will go and send as soon as possible
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay once you send send us the payment slip to confirm okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: How many minutes will it take you yo send?‬‬
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted> I send him the image of the foreign transfer requirements document
Dew Newkum: Ummm I’m here now trying to send there was one right next door and the showed me this
Dew Newkum: I guess I can’t send unless you have a bank account to confirm identity
Dew Newkum: Idk what to do western union is saying no
Dew Newkum: I could do a bank transfer immediately
Dew Newkum: If you give me the details
Dew Newkum: I don’t know what to do I’m stuck
Dew Newkum: Where can I send the money money gram told me the same thing
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hello‬‬
Dew Newkum: Yes did you read my messages
Dew Newkum: No one will let me send it without a bank account number to verify identity of the receiver
‪ Illuminati Lad: What about money Gram??‬‬
Dew Newkum: They said the same they all are being assholes and not taking me seriously
Dew Newkum: They said I’m a fucking weirdo
Dew Newkum: I told them it is gunna change my life and I need to do it or I’ll die
Dew Newkum: I already took the oath
Dew Newkum: What am I supposed to do now
‪ Illuminati Lad: If I send you bank account now can you make the transferred??‬‬
Dew Newkum: Yes I can
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: My app is asking for account numbernameand bank
Dew Newkum: If I have those I can send the transfer immediately
‪ Illuminati Lad: I will send it now okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok
Dew Newkum: I’m ready
‪ Illuminati Lad: Bank name:okojie success‬‬
Account number: xxxxxxxx
Bank name: xxxxxxxx
‪ Illuminati Lad: This are the information you needed okay‬‬
‎Missed Voice Call
Dew Newkum: Ok I will do it now
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay awaiting the transfer receipt now‬‬
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted> Fake Transfer receipt I made in Paint. Pretty decent but not good enough to fool anyone but this guy. Didn't have photoshop as i missed my payment.
Illuminati Lad: Which transfer is this??‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hello answer me now okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: The transfer to you
Dew Newkum: What do you mean
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay I will send to the grand Masta now okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Once the money is in the account your initiation will take place okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok awesome
‪ Illuminati Lad: I will have to go to the temple now and see the grand Master okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok no problem
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hello‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Grand masta just said that you should delete your e-mail from the site you posted on‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok I will go do that is something wrong?
‪ Illuminati Lad: That everything will be fine very soon‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: He just other for you to access our lord Satan okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok I just realized something as wellthe bank came back and said I need to update the transfer with a routing number or it won’t go through
‪ Illuminati Lad: You mean swift code‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ya sorry
Dew Newkum: We call it a routing number
‪ Illuminati Lad: Bank name:xxxxxxx‬‬
Account number: xxxxxxxx
Bank name: xxxxx xxxx
Swift code:xxxxxxx
‪

Got Em. Passed the account to a moderator and continued.

Illuminati Lad: So will you make the transfer again?‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Or you will go to other western union or go to a post office to send for easy transfer can you?‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ya I’m resubmitting now
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: I called the bank they updated it
‪ Illuminati Lad: Just send the transfer receipt now‬‬
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted>
‪ Illuminati Lad: This was the first one you sent Right?‬‬
Dew Newkum: No it’s a Second one they sent me just the same confirmation because the bank just manually updated it
Dew Newkum: That’s what they told me
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay am asking because the swift is bit written on the transfer receipt.‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh i don’t know they said it was all set
‪ Illuminati Lad: Is not written on the receipt why? Am asking this question because our grand Master has already seen the first one and I don't want mistakes okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay u will summit this again to our grand Master now‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok perfect
‪ Illuminati Lad: And how many days will it take to reflect so that we can dedicate you to our lord baphomet‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: And send you the first ,$500,000
‪ Illuminati Lad: To you as a new member so how many days will it take to get it in Nigeria?‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Call your bank and ask them okay now and get back to me now.‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok I will
‪ Illuminati Lad: Have you called them?‬‬
‎Missed Voice Call
Dew Newkum: Yes they said that it should take no more than two days
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Have you deleted all your post in other site‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Because grand Master said so okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Yes I did
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay in days time you in incision will take place okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Once the money comes to our grand Master okau‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok sounds good!
‪ Illuminati Lad: Helli‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hello‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Our grand masta‬‬
‎Missed Voice Call
‪ Illuminati Lad: How are you doing?‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Are you there?‬‬
Dew Newkum: Sorry I’m at work
‪ Illuminati Lad: Why is the date of the transfer is ‬‬09/18/1992

Oops, it was my birthday and so I typed in my actual birthdate by mistake when I made the fake transfer... *Facepalm. Not to recover somehow.

Dew Newkum: What the hell?
Dew Newkum: That’s fucked up
Dew Newkum: Let me call the bank when they open
Dew Newkum: Actually I can call them now hold on
‪ Illuminati Lad: Sir you edited that and send it to UA why why‬‬
Dew Newkum: The bank says that the account you had me transfer to is not a Domicilliary account and they won’t complete it
Dew Newkum: Why are you giving me bad accounts
Dew Newkum: I thought this was serious
‪ Illuminati Lad: Our account is real account okay we are serious‬‬
Dew Newkum: That’s not what the bank says
Dew Newkum: This is getting a little weird
Dew Newkum: Is this really the Illuminati?
‪ Illuminati Lad: Because you already took our oaths remember‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh ya I’m sorry
Dew Newkum: You’re right
Dew Newkum: Ok so I guess we can try western union again?
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay to western union now‬‬
Dew Newkum: I’ll try a different one and see if I can get it to go through
Dew Newkum: Cause the last western union said no
Dew Newkum: They are assholes though
Dew Newkum: We will get this
Dew Newkum: The brotherhood will prevail
Dew Newkum: And our enemies will be cursed and their ancestors cursed for years and years
‪ Illuminati Lad: Yes will pardon you this time because you are a good member but don't play with the brotherhood like this again okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Of course not I don’t know what happened but I won’t let it happen again
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay so just go another western union or moneygram and send now okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok I will leave work now and do it
Dew Newkum: Can you send the details again?
‪ Illuminati Lad: Receiver Name: okojie success‬‬
Receivers country: Nigeria
Receiver state: Edo
Text question: color
Text answer: black
Amount: $200
Dew Newkum: Instead of messing around with western union can’t I just come to Nigeria and pay in person? I could be there by tomorrow morning. I’d love to meet my brothers
‪ Illuminati Lad: You will have to pay for the initiation first you will come to Nigeria but we have to prepare you before coming okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: The only reason I’m asking is because I have a business trip and my contact is in Benin. I have to make the trip this week anyway I feel like t makes more sense for me to hand deliver the money so I can guarantee you get it
Dew Newkum: My company says they can get a flight for me within the next five hours and I’ll make it there by tomorrow morning easily
Dew Newkum: I think that’s how We want to do it I think it’s the best option for Us.
Dew Newkum: That way no mistakes
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hello‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: We are ready to receive you tomorrow but without the initiation we can't accept your presence by our lord baphomet‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok so I will have to get a hotel for a few nights so I can stay there while everything g processes
Dew Newkum: Can you book me at a hotel near you? I will reimburse once I get there plus interest
Dew Newkum: It can be any hotel I’m not picky
Dew Newkum: As soon as that happens I can have my company book the flight
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay just pick our video call now okay‬‬
‎Missed Video Call
Dew Newkum: My phones camera is broken I don’t k ow what to do
‪ Illuminati Lad: Just answer for us to confirm you okay‬‬
‎Missed Voice Call
‎Missed Video Call
‎Missed Video Call
Dew Newkum: I keep answering then it declined
Dew Newkum: Why are you hanging up
‎Missed Video Call
Dew Newkum: I don’t get it I’ve sent you two pictures and a voice oath
Dew Newkum: What more can I do
Dew Newkum: I sent you my id too
Dew Newkum: And you think I’m not real now?
Dew Newkum: Why would I pledge my life to Baphomet
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hello we believed you okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: I’m sorry my phone doesn’t work
Dew Newkum: Just don’t give up on me I want this so bad
Dew Newkum: Baphomet has called me
‪ Illuminati Lad: Send us your working picture now‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Say by our grand master okay now‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok by our grandmaster
Dew Newkum: I just want to come to Nigeria
‪ Illuminati Lad: Yes send us you working picture now‬‬
Dew Newkum: All I need is a reservation I will pay
Dew Newkum: I just can’t call the hotel because I can’t hear
‪ Illuminati Lad: I know but send the picture now okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: My front camera is broken so let me get a coworker to take the picture
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay am waiting‬‬
Dew Newkum: Sorry it’s very early here not many people are around at four AM
Dew Newkum: Bear with me please
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted> Starting to get tired of having to find cutscenes with my character in the right position.
‪ Illuminati Lad: Is not u‬‬
Dew Newkum: No can we move forward?
Dew Newkum: Oh my god are you serious
Dew Newkum: Yes it is I literally just had my coworker take this picture
‪ Illuminati Lad: You sent just a different picture why‬‬
Dew Newkum: Well let me go get my coworker again then
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hello‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Are you therw‬‬
Dew Newkum: Yes I’m trying to find my coworker I don’t know where she went
Dew Newkum: If I find another coworker should I take a picture with them so you can see?
‪ Illuminati Lad: Our lord baphomet is very angry bow‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: We have called for a hotel manager‬‬
Dew Newkum: Why what happened
‪ Illuminati Lad: A presidential room for you?‬‬
Dew Newkum: It doesn’t have to be that nice
‪ Illuminati Lad: Because he says you are playing with him‬‬
Dew Newkum: I don’t want anyone spending a lot on me I’m not worthy
Dew Newkum: I’m not playing games
Dew Newkum: Why would I go through all this trouble going back and forth to western union the bank etc
‪ Illuminati Lad: We are going to pay for you as a new member okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok. And I’m sorry like I said it’s four AM so I have maybe one or two coworkers in the whole building
‪ Illuminati Lad: What is the time there now‬‬
Dew Newkum: AM
Dew Newkum: Well five now
Dew Newkum: I’m in the pacific time zone
‪ Illuminati Lad: What is the name of your working city‬‬
Dew Newkum: The office I’m at right now is in San Francisco
Dew Newkum: I live in Montgomery Alabama
Dew Newkum: I rarely am home though as my office is on the pacific coast
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted> Got one that apparently he was satisfied with.
Dew Newkum: Had them take another picture finally
Dew Newkum: I don’t understand why you are so paranoid
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: I’m the one traveling across the world and I haven’t seen a single picture of you yet
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: If you are real take a picture of yourself holding a card that says Mr. Paws on it
Dew Newkum: That’s my cats name
Dew Newkum: No one knows I have a cat so that means it’s have to be you
‪ Illuminati Lad: Am with the grand masta no‬‬
Dew Newkum: As soon as I get the picture and hotel confirmation I can book my flight
‪ Illuminati Lad: Now so I will do that when am in my house okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok that is fine
Dew Newkum: Thank you for understanding
Dew Newkum: I’d rather we know each other ya know?
Dew Newkum: I mean I’ve sent like four pictures but feel like I barely know you
‪ Illuminati Lad: So you should go and send the $200 for the initiation before coming because we are very happy to receive you okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Wait I thought you were going to send picture first then I send money and flight details
‪ Illuminati Lad: Yes am with our grand masta in the temple we don't take photos we are about to pray now‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok I’ll let you go then I’ll prepare the transfer and then once I recive your picture I’ll send the $500
‪ Illuminati Lad: <‎video omitted>‬‬ I couldnt believe this video when I received it. --> https://youtu.be/SfnYam4BrI4
‪ Illuminati Lad: We are about to pray now‬‬
Dew Newkum: That’s amazing I can’t wait to be there
‪ Illuminati Lad: That on white is our grand masta okat‬‬
Dew Newkum: Okay!
‪ Illuminati Lad: You go and quickly send your initiation fee now so that we can welcome you tomorrow at the airport okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok and I will wait for your picture and I will send the $ as soon as possible
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: When we are done with prayer I will send okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Okay great! And I guess the company is going to send me with their airplane so my flight is all set
Dew Newkum: What airport would be best for me to fly into
‪ Illuminati Lad: The they will drop you we shall be there okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok so I’m flying into Parakou airport
‪ Illuminati Lad: We are done with the merting‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: <‎image omitted>‬‬ Sends me a picture of himself. Kind of creepy. I left the photos here https://imgur.com/a/P2zsJ in a private folder for securitys sake and so that they cant be used by someone else.
Dew Newkum: Can you send it with a card that says Mr. Paws?
Dew Newkum: That way I know for sure it’s you
Dew Newkum: No one knows I have a cat
Dew Newkum: And then I’ll send the
‪ Illuminati Lad: Good we forbid something in the brotherhood‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Our grand masta just appear to me now‬‬
Dew Newkum: Alright after you talk to him send the picture with the card that says Mr. Paws
Dew Newkum: So I can send the $500
Dew Newkum: I’m eager to move forward with this
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hello grand masta said no ooo‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: That we are not kidding and all for all‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Because you oaths have been prayed on today‬‬
‎Missed Voice Call
Dew Newkum: Huh?
Dew Newkum: You’re not going to send me a picture with two words on it.
Dew Newkum: So I’m just going to send $ without any way to verify who you are?
‪ Illuminati Lad: We don't need $ okay we only want you to get your initiation items which is $ okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok so your gunna send the picture then I’ll send $. I understand now
‪ Illuminati Lad: We forbid verifying we want you as a member okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Then why did you break the code by having me verify?!?!?!
‪ Illuminati Lad: We wanted to summit you picture to lord baphomet in our meeting okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: And you sent me a picture doesn’t that mean you verified?
Dew Newkum: Why can’t you send me another
Dew Newkum: Are you sure this is legit
Dew Newkum: It seems like a simple thing to send one picture
Dew Newkum: I don’t know what the problem is but it’s kinda weird
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hahahaha‬‬
Dew Newkum: I just want to get this done
Dew Newkum: I don’t see what’s funny
Dew Newkum: I took my oaths why can’t you send the picture and we can move on
‪ Illuminati Lad: We are not kidding‬‬
Dew Newkum: I’m not either I don’t understand I’m being very serious
Dew Newkum: Baphomet said that I would receive a picture with my cats name on it and then I would know he is real and I would pledge to him
Dew Newkum: In my dream
Dew Newkum: I can’t disappoint him
Dew Newkum: I need the picture
Dew Newkum: Otherwise he will kill me
‪ Illuminati Lad: You just lied with baphomet why why‬‬
Dew Newkum: No I didn’t he spoke to me
Dew Newkum: Just send the picture and I’ll send the money and fly down it’s so simple
Dew Newkum: Why do you continuously call me a liar
Dew Newkum: Or say I’m joking
Dew Newkum: I don’t understand
Dew Newkum: I sent four pictures to verify but now we can’t verify?
‪ Illuminati Lad: <‎image omitted>‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: <‎image omitted>‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: <‎image omitted>‬‬

Sends me more creepy photos of himself. The last three in this album https://imgur.com/a/P2zsJ

Dew Newkum: Can’t you just write mr paws on a piece of paper
Dew Newkum: How hard is it
‪ Illuminati Lad: He is a member of the great brotherhood‬‬
Dew Newkum: Sweet tattoos though
Dew Newkum: So can you send the mr paws picture then
Dew Newkum: And then I’ll send the $
‪ Illuminati Lad: No ooooo‬‬
Dew Newkum: You just sent five pictures after saying you can’t verify and it’s forbidden but you can’t send a picture with a card that says mr paws
Dew Newkum: Why why
‪ Illuminati Lad: U an with the grand masta now‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: He ask me to send just. That I don't know yy‬‬
Dew Newkum: So you can send it
‪ Illuminati Lad: No sir‬‬
Dew Newkum: You just said the grand master asked you to send it but you don’t know why
‪ Illuminati Lad: He said picture or I will die‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh good then you only sent four so you can send the mr paws one
Dew Newkum: So I’ll wait for the mr paws picture then complete the western union transfer
‪ Illuminati Lad: I have sent plus the prayer video‬‬
Dew Newkum: I just counted them you only sent four pictures plus video
Dew Newkum: He said you could send five pictures so send the mr paws picture and we can move forward
Dew Newkum: I’m ready to go just waiting on you
‪ Illuminati Lad: Making them ‬‬
Dew Newkum: Seems like you don’t want me to join
‪ Illuminati Lad: I don't want to fail the great brotherhood and die okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: A video isn’t a picture
Dew Newkum: So you can’t die
Dew Newkum: If you send the mr paws picture
Dew Newkum: I’m sure grand master will let you
Dew Newkum: I could be an extremely valuable member
‪ Illuminati Lad: He said just ‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: We are ready to receive you tomorrow‬‬
Dew Newkum: I get ityou don’t want me to join. I bet grand master didn’t even say that and you just don’t want me in
‪ Illuminati Lad: Only if the initiation can take place today‬‬
Dew Newkum: Why would he stop you from sending one picture to accept a member
Dew Newkum: If you send the picture I’ll send the money within the hour
Dew Newkum: I’ve been waiting this whole time
Dew Newkum: That’s all I need and I will go send the mdo net
Dew Newkum: Money
Dew Newkum: Have someone else hold the sign
Dew Newkum: As long as I get a picture with the words mr paws on a card I know this is real
Dew Newkum: Because your making it seem not real by the way your acting
‪ Illuminati Lad: No ooo we are real and ready to accept you is just that you are not ready to join‬‬
Dew Newkum: Bullshit you want me out
Dew Newkum: You are trying to keep me from Baphomet
Dew Newkum: Have someone hold the sign and send the picture
Dew Newkum: And I’ll send the money immediately after I see it
Dew Newkum: It’s so simple
Dew Newkum: I just want to get moving
Dew Newkum: Why are you dragging your feet in fear
Dew Newkum: We are in this together
‪ Illuminati Lad: We wanted your video call and you refuse‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: And said you face camera is bad why‬‬
Dew Newkum: It is so I sent you two pictures of myself at work at four in the morning
Dew Newkum: The least you could do is send one picture with the sign
‪ Illuminati Lad: Bye‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Grand masta will visit you with death to night‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: He said so now‬‬
Dew Newkum: I don’t believe you
Dew Newkum: You are trying to cheat me out of my place in the brotherhood
Dew Newkum: I could send the money in five minutes but you won’t send picture
Dew Newkum: I bet all the pictures you sent me aren’t even you
Dew Newkum: That’s why you won’t send another
‪ Illuminati Lad: I have plenty of my pictures‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Is here with me even with my mother and my only daughter‬‬
Dew Newkum: So send the one with the sign that says mr paws
Dew Newkum: Send it then
‪ Illuminati Lad: No ooooo‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: We have help so many young people but you are not just ready‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: To join‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: $200 is nothing to the brotherhood okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Hahahaha you are weak
Dew Newkum: I would have sent the picture immediately as I did
Dew Newkum: Baphomet has no room for cowards
Dew Newkum: I will go through someone else from the brotherhood
Dew Newkum: No problem
Dew Newkum: I already have another member asking me to send $
Dew Newkum: H is even sending the mr paws picture
‪ Illuminati Lad: Good‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: To hear‬‬
Dew Newkum: Sorry you are too afraid to send a simple picture
Dew Newkum: I know the pictures you sent aren’t you
Dew Newkum: This other guy is honest
Dew Newkum: He told me not to trust you why would he say that
Dew Newkum: He says that you are not part of the brotherhood
Dew Newkum: “Who is this Zara Robinson we have no such member”
Dew Newkum: That’s what he said
‪ Illuminati Lad: He has lied to you just watch him take all your money‬‬
Dew Newkum: Last chance send a picture of SOMEONE holding a mr paws sign and I will send the money and be on my flight and arrive tomorrow
Dew Newkum: As long as someone holds the sign I’ll know it’s real
Dew Newkum: Doesn’t even have to be you
Dew Newkum: I just want proof that I can trust you
Dew Newkum: I don’t know who to believe now
‪ Illuminati Lad: I follow instruction of the lord I would have sent it my self‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: That is no a problem‬‬
Dew Newkum: So have someone else send it so you can follow instructions and we can move forward
Dew Newkum: I am ready
Dew Newkum: I don’t care who it comes from
Dew Newkum: You are the only one who knows the name of my cat
Dew Newkum: So if I get that picture it can only be because of you
Dew Newkum: Have your neighbor send it have the postman send it it’s all the same
‪ Illuminati Lad: Only my wife‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok have your wife send it that’s fine
Dew Newkum: You can even tell her the cat is sick and it’s for a friend and have it say get better mr paws
Dew Newkum: That way she doesn’t question you
‪ Illuminati Lad: But u I will have to contact the grand masta first and beg him okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: “Get better Mr. Paws”
Dew Newkum: Ok
Dew Newkum: I’m counting on you
Dew Newkum: I know you can do it you have very high standing in the brotherhood I can tell
‪ Illuminati Lad: One more thing send a full picture of yourself ojay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Okay hold on
‪ Illuminati Lad: You see why are you delaying‬‬
Dew Newkum: Because I don’t just have people waiting around to take my fucking picture
Dew Newkum: We are working
Dew Newkum: You can’t even send one picture
Dew Newkum: Don’t get on my case
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted> This one was on the edge... he still bought it though.
Dew Newkum: There I had someone take one during the morning meeting
Dew Newkum: That’s Joseph Banks my co-partner behind me
Dew Newkum: Mans a genius
Dew Newkum: Set up all of the technology at our office
Dew Newkum: For an old guy he knows his electronics
Dew Newkum: I can’t do any of that shit
Dew Newkum: No when is your wife sending the picture
‪ Illuminati Lad: When she comes home very soon‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok sounds good
‪ Illuminati Lad: Yeah‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: You mean my friend wants to send it grand masta has agreed okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok
Dew Newkum: “Get better Mr. Paws”
Dew Newkum: On th card
Dew Newkum: Cuz my cat is sick anyway
‪ Illuminati Lad: My friend is here now‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok
Dew Newkum: Just make sure the words are big enough for me to see
Dew Newkum: I left my glasses in my car
‪ Illuminati Lad: Ok‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: <‎image omitted>‬‬ This one was far too blurry, not good enough.
‪ Illuminati Lad: Have you seeing it‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: So am not kidding okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: It’s really blurry can he send one that says get better mr paws
Dew Newkum: I can’t read it too blurry
Dew Newkum: If you can send a clearer one I’ll leave to western union right now
Dew Newkum: And why is he sucking his thumb
‪ Illuminati Lad: His use to it‬‬
Dew Newkum: Just needs to be a little clearer
Dew Newkum: With “Get better mr paws” on it
Dew Newkum: I can’t read it on that one
‪ Illuminati Lad: You said Mr paws now you are changing it why‬‬
Dew Newkum: I said get better mr paws like five times
Dew Newkum: I can’t even read the one you sent
Dew Newkum: At least send a clearer one
‪ Illuminati Lad: <‎image omitted>‬‬

It's Perfect

[/color]Dew Newkum: Ok that’s perfect!
Dew Newkum: I’ll head to western union now
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: We don't have issues okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Yep no issues
‪ Illuminati Lad: So are you going to western Union now‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Before that just take a photo and wavy my‬‬
Dew Newkum: Yes
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hello‬‬
Dew Newkum: I’m driving
Dew Newkum: To western union
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay just take a photo and wavy to me okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: I will once I park my front camera is broke remember
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay so are you in the Western union now‬‬
Dew Newkum: Almost ten minutes away
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Receiver Name: okojie success‬‬
Receivers country: Nigeria
Receiver state: Edo
Text question: color
Text answer: black
Amount: $200
Dew Newkum: Ok I sent it but paid for additional security through the Safe&Secure PIN service. The phone number for it is xxxxxxxxx

The pin is xxxxxxxxxxx
Dew Newkum: This way there will be no issues
‪ Illuminati Lad: Send the scan copy‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: What all this?‬‬
‎Missed Voice Call
‎Missed Voice Call
Dew Newkum: I used safe&secure so you call that number type the pin and they give you the mctn and the question and answer
Dew Newkum: And th details
Dew Newkum: It’s the best way to send it
Dew Newkum: They said that it guarantees you’ll receive it
‪ Illuminati Lad: How?‬‬
Dew Newkum: It’s added security only you have that pin
Dew Newkum: So no one can steal the money
Dew Newkum: Only you can type the pin in when you call that number
Dew Newkum: I don’t know what is so hard to understand
‪ Illuminati Lad: No one will steal it just send the scan copy‬‬
Dew Newkum: You call the number and type the pin
Dew Newkum: There is no copy you call the number and type the pin
‪ Illuminati Lad: We called is not goings‬‬
Dew Newkum: Did you type the pin
‪ Illuminati Lad: Yes‬‬
Dew Newkum: You must be doing something wrong
Dew Newkum: That is literally what they gave me
‪ Illuminati Lad: .I called I type the pin but nothing‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok I went back they gave me a receipt I’m at a store that has scanners I’m gunna scan it to my email and send it in a second
‪ Illuminati Lad: Just snap it with camera and send it okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted> Whipped up fake receipt. It was on Receipt Paper.
[/color]Dew Newkum: See there’s the number and the pin
‪ Illuminati Lad: There is no date and time just like other‬‬
Dew Newkum: Jesus Christ if you would just call the number then you’d be fine
Dew Newkum: I don’t go to western union every day to send dollars with those exact question and answer
Dew Newkum: When else would it be from
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Maybe the date got ripped of in the machine or it’s that jumbled up bit at the bottom how should I know
‪ Illuminati Lad: What is the sender name‬‬
Dew Newkum: Dew Newkum
Dew Newkum: I sent it
‪ Illuminati Lad: No money‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: We are their now they said no money was sent‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ask them about the pin and phone number
Dew Newkum: By the way why did your friend have a California flag in the house
Dew Newkum: You like California in Nigeria?
‪ Illuminati Lad: Is just a flag‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh okay
‪ Illuminati Lad: We are in Nigeria‬‬
Dew Newkum: Did you ask about the pin
‪ Illuminati Lad: Yea and they said now money was sent‬‬
Dew Newkum: What the hell
Dew Newkum: I’m done messing with western union they keep fucking up
Dew Newkum: I’m coming to Nigeria leaving in an hour I’ll have the money with me
Dew Newkum: And I’ll get a hotel and wait till I can be initiated
Dew Newkum: No more of this transfer business it keeps going wrong
Dew Newkum: I’m headed to my company’s airplane now and will depart in about an hour and a half
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hahahahaha‬‬
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Continued:

Dew Newkum: What?
Dew Newkum: I’m gunna land in Benin
‪ Illuminati Lad: Just send a photo and wavy ne‬‬
Dew Newkum: I’m getting this money there if I have to walk
Dew Newkum: Stop worrying about another god damn photo
‪ Illuminati Lad: Me now‬‬
Dew Newkum: I need to get this money to you and that’s what I’m gunna do
Dew Newkum: I sent you photo after photo
Dew Newkum: I’ve sent like six
Dew Newkum: Can we just get to business
Dew Newkum: I’m coming to Nigeria
Dew Newkum: What do you mean I’m bammmm
‪ Illuminati Lad: Just wavy me‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Is language‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Just wavy me okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: That all I want now‬‬
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted> I somehow get a picture that looks like the character is waving. but its not good.
[/color]Dew Newkum: I’m at the my company’s airport so here
Dew Newkum: I’m getting on the plane and we take off in an hour and a half
Dew Newkum: You realize every time you want a picture I have to drop everything and have someone take it right?
Dew Newkum: And I bet you anything your gunna say something about my beard
Dew Newkum: Yes I shaved
‪ Illuminati Lad: You are a bastard ojay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: See u nue sabi work at all‬‬
Dew Newkum: What the fuck are you saying
‪ Illuminati Lad: Just go learn work well‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: You still dey learn‬‬
Dew Newkum: You make no sense
Dew Newkum: What is Dey
Dew Newkum: Speak English
Dew Newkum: I’m coming to Nigeria
‪ Illuminati Lad: Shutup‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: U be mugu‬‬
Dew Newkum: Wow ttouchy
Dew Newkum: Haha I’m a mugu
Dew Newkum: Good one
‪ Illuminati Lad: Big ‬‬
Dew Newkum: Now are you done playing around
Dew Newkum: And can we carry on here
‪ Illuminati Lad: Where u dey stay?‬‬
Dew Newkum: I don’t know what Dey mean
Dew Newkum: Speak English
Dew Newkum: How come you suddenly don’t speak English
‪ Illuminati Lad: See where u dey talk‬‬
Dew Newkum: You’re wasting my time
‪ Illuminati Lad: Bye bye‬‬
Dew Newkum: Do you want me to come or not
Dew Newkum: I don’t know what you are even saying
‪ Illuminati Lad: Go look tool I too get tools oo‬‬
Dew Newkum: What are you even talking about
Dew Newkum: Your out of your mind
‪ Illuminati Lad: Go to money Gram‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok... then what
‪ Illuminati Lad: Go to money gram and send okay‬‬

Dew K. Newkum is about to lose his shit... Parental Advisory, Strong Language Ahead.

Dew Newkum: Why would I not just bring it to you in Nigeria
Dew Newkum: I’m sick of these money transfer places they don’t work
Dew Newkum: You gave me a bad bank account in the beginning
Dew Newkum: That was your fuck up
Dew Newkum: Now we do it my way
Dew Newkum: I come to Nigeria and hand you $ in cash
Dew Newkum: I don’t care if I have to hand you $ I’m coming to Nigeria
Dew Newkum: I’m sick of running around to these places
‪ Illuminati Lad: We can not see you because u are not. A bit member yet‬‬
Dew Newkum: Tell me what you want and how much and I’ll bring it
Dew Newkum: I do t have to see all of you
Dew Newkum: Just meet me somewhere
Dew Newkum: And I’ll hand you the money
Dew Newkum: Or I’ll drop it off somewhere
Dew Newkum: And tell you where it is
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hmmmm‬‬
Dew Newkum: I don’t care but money gram or western union or money fuck fuck games are over
‪ Illuminati Lad: DAT picture is not u okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: The only guaranteed way is if I bring it
Dew Newkum: Oh my fuck
Dew Newkum: Seriously right now
Dew Newkum: Yes it is
Dew Newkum: Are you kidding me
‪ Illuminati Lad: U know okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Dude you get hung up on the dumbest things
Dew Newkum: How much am I bringing and where am I bringing it
Dew Newkum: Enough games
‪ Illuminati Lad: Just send me your real photo okay‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: I will accept you‬‬
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted>
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted>
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted>
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted>
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted> I resend all the photos i sent him in order so he can see its the same person.
Dew Newkum: How many do I have to send
Dew Newkum: The last one is blurry but I swear to all that is holy it is me
Dew Newkum: Why would I send all these pictures of me and then a fake last one that makes no sense
‪ Illuminati Lad: Bad guy‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh my god dude your seriously driving me nuts
Dew Newkum: We both sent each other pictures we are all set now let’s do this
‪ Illuminati Lad: The picture on the screen is not u‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh my god
Dew Newkum: You are blind
Dew Newkum: You have to be
‪ Illuminati Lad: Bye‬‬
Dew Newkum: You have an addiction to western union
‪ Illuminati Lad: Don't message me again okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Why would you not accept cash in hand
Dew Newkum: I bet your not even in Nigeria
Dew Newkum: Your in California aren’t you
Dew Newkum: With your California flag
‪ Illuminati Lad: Bye‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh shit got em
Dew Newkum: I knew it
Dew Newkum: You aren’t even in the Illuminati I bet
Dew Newkum: They wouldn’t let someone like you in
‪ Illuminati Lad: What the hell are you speaking‬‬
Dew Newkum: Letting members walk away cuz you don’t want to have them come to Nigeria
Dew Newkum: You’re a joke
Dew Newkum: The grand master wouldn’t spit in your direction
‪ Illuminati Lad: Fuck‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: You‬‬

Someone's pissed. Awesome.

[color=blue]Dew Newkum: Now so you want to get down to business or are you gunna keep crying
Dew Newkum: Uh uh temper temper
Dew Newkum: You don’t get loudI do
Dew Newkum: You wasted my time
Dew Newkum: I’m coming to Nigeria
Dew Newkum: And handing you dollars
Dew Newkum: Oh no you gunna run away now?
Dew Newkum: Cry to grand master?
Dew Newkum: 😥😥😭😭
Dew Newkum: Why you run away
Dew Newkum: Illuminati members are supposed to be powerful no?
Dew Newkum: Are we doing this or not
Dew Newkum: I’m ready to take off on my flight
‪ Illuminati Lad: Only money Gram‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Than we proceed okay if not bye‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh my god alright here’s my deali will send money gram. If it doesn’t workI am flying to Nigeria and ya don’t you the money. Deal?
Dew Newkum: Handing you the money
Dew Newkum: If money gram doesn’t work
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay so go to money Gram now‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok
‪ Illuminati Lad: Ok‬‬
Dew Newkum: Oh my god moneygram wants an account number
‪ Illuminati Lad: Account number:‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok perfect
‪ Illuminati Lad: Account name: okojie success‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok is it the same account as before?
‪ Illuminati Lad: Yeah‬‬
‎Missed Voice Call
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted>

Blurry Money Gram form, maybe he can pull the numbers together, maybe not.

Dew Newkum: This had better work
‪ Illuminati Lad: Fake‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Again‬‬
Dew Newkum: It’s not fucking fake asshole
Dew Newkum: If you would let me come to Nigeria this would have been done already
Dew Newkum: With ZERO ISSUES
Dew Newkum: Everything going wrong is your fault
‪ Illuminati Lad: Just live it‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: Baphomet wants me to come to Nigeria and you are trying to stop it
Dew Newkum: You’re cursing us
‪ Illuminati Lad: Okay just hold the $200 on your hand and snap it okay‬‬
Dew Newkum: <‎image omitted>

This was too easy. Everyone takes pictures of money. Cake.

Dew Newkum: 200 is pocket change
Dew Newkum: Now stop stalling
‪ Illuminati Lad: I need just $200 that all‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok then I’ll have it
Dew Newkum: Now I’m going to get on a plane and fly to Benin
Dew Newkum: Ready or not here I come
‪ Illuminati Lad: Just $‬‬
Dew Newkum: Ok I’ll bring $200
‪ Illuminati Lad: Hold it and snap with your face‬‬
Dew Newkum: Your a fucking moron
Dew Newkum: I just sent you a picture of over $2000
Dew Newkum: Now I’m getting on the plane and leaving
Dew Newkum: I will message you when I arrive
‪ Illuminati Lad: I need just $200‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: $200‬‬
Dew Newkum: You already know which airport I’ll be at
‪ Illuminati Lad: That all‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: $200‬‬
Dew Newkum: See you in 10 hours
‪ Illuminati Lad: $200‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: I know u‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Why did u clear u profile‬‬
Dew Newkum: What are you talking about I was shutting my phone off for the flight

Unfortunately I did clear my profile and mistakenly replaced the name with Mr. Paws. Not sure how it happened but I'm confident it had a massive hand in ending this bait.

‪ Illuminati Lad: Hahaha‬‬
Dew Newkum: Parakou airportbe there in ten hours
Dew Newkum: Bye
‪ Illuminati Lad: Fake‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: I‬‬
‪ Illuminati Lad: Bastard‬‬
Dew Newkum: Stop cryingI just hit cruising altitude so I can be on WiFi

This is unfortunately where it ended. I had fun, he got pissed, got some great photos and footage, and a bank account on top of it. As my first real bait with this new character, I gotta say I enjoyed flipping back and forth between angry and apologetic out of nowhere, and I am looking forward to more in the future. Constructive criticism is always welcome so please let me know what I can improve!

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:42 pm

I can say that I have enjoyed reading your bait, especially as I have encountered Mr. Zaza by myself, however my bait ended fastly because his email account has been closed.

You've got a nice little piggy and some nice trophies Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 10 Aug 2017 Posts: 30

Lordsrbin wrote:

I can say that I have enjoyed reading your bait, especially as I have encountered Mr. Zaza by myself

He's a real treat thats for sure. I thought all was lost a few times there don't really know how I managed to hold him other than berating him for questioning my loyalty to the Brotherhood. Haha

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Putting the year of your birth and replacing your profile with Mr Paws nearly killed me laughing! Lololol

Are you a natural comedian?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 10 Aug 2017 Posts: 30

Removed the unnecessary full quote of the previous post to make things concise and easy to read - bware419ers

Haha I like to think I am a funny individual!

It drove me nuts because it was an entirely different app that I was changing my name in and it just auto updated it.

Also when I put my date of birth it was on 9/18/2017 and my birthday is on that day. Ive written my birthday so many times it must have been natural reaction![/quote]

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:31 am

I enjoyed reading this one! The pictures he sent are freaky! Smile

Keep up the good work!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 10 Aug 2017 Posts: 30

Thank you Lake! Huge fan of your Humphere bait! Appreciate the kind words!

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:15 pm

Haha, I've been baiting this same guy for a while now, and boy is he great.

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